#just saying...

[mothinabottle]

Jordan as a secret Ao3 hardcore smut writer. Like, explicit kinky no beta we die like men death dove do not eat fanfic about characters in the novels they read (cofRaulandJanetcofcof). Yet they still look at you with the most innocent and calm smile you've ever seen even after getting caught.

They are just writing to practice their skills and caution people about the dangers of lust, after all...

Whitney with a secret youtube channel where they unbox plush toys. Sometimes unboxes Barbie collection dolls or even cute onesies. They don't show their face.

Had to start using a voice changer because someone almost recognized them once.

(Also always falls for the claw machine shit whenever they see a cute plushie they really REALLY want. Curses under their breath each time they fail to get it. Might hit the machine out of frustration, too)

Kylar using The Sims to plan their perfect life with you. Downloaded a shit tons of mods to customize your character to perfection. (And of course they have Wicked Whims on it. C'mon, is that really a question?)

Drowned every sim that tried to talk to you. Firmly believes that a happy life with you in the sims must be a sign that you two will end up married in real life (Kinda like an amarre of some sorts)

Busy me having some brainrot that I wanted to draw yet I am still unable to (Sighh)

[technovillain]

frazie pls!!

that's a lesbian....

[sweeneydino]

Hey, do you have anything new with TSHL? I think the angst opportunities are huge. And the confort. I can think that rise!Raph will hold down a feral 12!Raph in pain, hugging him and conforming him.

Oh yeah. It's a horror au for a reason :)

As I've said before, the universe wants to make them "fit" into the world, (which includes the enemies that get in there too) so you can imagine how awful it feels to be seen by the UNIVERSE as a mistake that needs "correcting". It's the worst feeling. Not only that, what if the universe wants you as something else? Ehat if you want something else? What if unlike the others, you actually like the changes given and want to stay even if it hurts, but everyone is screaming for you to change back? You just want to be comfortable just like they are.

You want to belong.

You want to be the you inside.

Or the universe is just a sadistic lovecraftian creature that just wants to cause pain to a couple color-coded turtles.

It's up to interpretation <:)c

[dreamtydraw]

I was working on a color swap soulmate doodle for olnf that I decided to not put more effort into cause I lost patience, but it was too funny for me to not post it.

For people who don't know what the color swap au is please check up this fic my bestie wrote or this post for contexte !!!!

[jessieren]

Tux (ish) Tuesday

There's no definitive evidence to the contrary (well there probably is...) so I'm working on the basis that he might have been just about to don a tux over that white shirt

Or maybe he just took it off.

In which case, don't stop there....

All photos by ENL (I think...)

[kneelingshadowsalome]

Your answerer for Lychee's ask now makes me wonder how Konig lost his virginity in the first place - and with whom...

Bold of you to assume he’s not a virgin!

….I mean. Wouldn't it be funny if young!recruit’s first time was with the sweet wife of his older self...? ❤️ While the older self is watching, maybe participating in some way?

Imagine his annoyance when Colonel!König seems to pick up from the start that he hasn’t been with a woman yet, that this is his first time inside a girl, and that he’s desperately trying to hide his inexperience :/

Imagine the absolute fury when the older man starts to hand out detailed advice on how to please his wife – the cute woman who’s currently looking up at him with wet, pleading eyes, pussy throbbing and milking him already...

He’s not going to last 5 minutes and neither is she, but the fucking Colonel sees even that, jumps to interrupt before he nuts inside her :((

And poor dear you...!

"Hände weg!!" is the only thing you hear before you're deprived of some good, eager dick. After that you find yourself sobbing and ripping younger König away from older König's throat after the German insults evolve into a full fist fight.

You knew your choice of cock was dubious at best, but you never expected these men would try to kill each other... They were supposed to take rounds with you, not choke each other while they're both still hard! 🥺

[azucar-skull]

Late night thought:

Since the ROTTMNT universe is in a timeline parallel to ours, that means they probably felt the earthquake too and thought the Kraang came back

[worthless-misery]

Why do some people act like you can just "grow out" of your mental disorders...?

I'm sorry but it literally doesn't work that way. Mental disorders are not "a phase" ffs.

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price when he did the ad for a Shrunken Head game. How cool is that? So perfect that they chose him.

[terpsikeraunos]

i don't trust people who tell me not to vote

[neflheimen]

Woosan this, woosan that what if it was yeosang and san secretly dating all along huh ?? What would you then 🤨

[hanniedream]

i just want hoshi to know that no matter how many kids he wants... i'm willing to give him double the amount

[gothdaddyissues]

Okay, hear me out... (may be TMI, so under the cut)

Forget the Ghildo -

I want a silicone grinder toy that is the texture of Copia's pants.

[yashaslionett]

You're holding her hand. Me and her have a Ruidus bond.

We are not the same.

[timetravellingkitty]

does this mean we're finally reaching the party episodes