#just saying...

[mothinabottle]

Jordan as a secret Ao3 hardcore smut writer. Like, explicit kinky no beta we die like men death dove do not eat fanfic about characters in the novels they read (cofRaulandJanetcofcof). Yet they still look at you with the most innocent and calm smile you've ever seen even after getting caught.

They are just writing to practice their skills and caution people about the dangers of lust, after all...

Whitney with a secret youtube channel where they unbox plush toys. Sometimes unboxes Barbie collection dolls or even cute onesies. They don't show their face.

Had to start using a voice changer because someone almost recognized them once.

(Also always falls for the claw machine shit whenever they see a cute plushie they really REALLY want. Curses under their breath each time they fail to get it. Might hit the machine out of frustration, too)

Kylar using The Sims to plan their perfect life with you. Downloaded a shit tons of mods to customize your character to perfection. (And of course they have Wicked Whims on it. C'mon, is that really a question?)

Drowned every sim that tried to talk to you. Firmly believes that a happy life with you in the sims must be a sign that you two will end up married in real life (Kinda like an amarre of some sorts)

Busy me having some brainrot that I wanted to draw yet I am still unable to (Sighh)

[elizabeth-mitchells]

also say what you will about these girls but not even shauna has plotted and worked god knows how many hours preparing a whole pit of spikes and carefully covered it and deliberately lured one of the girls there and fully let her walk into the trap with an undeniable intention to brutally murder her.... but i know who has done it

[technovillain]

frazie pls!!

that's a lesbian....

[kuyenshino]

Empathizing with Asa's suffering and seeing things from her perspective doesn't mean saying that Asa is perfect or that she hasn't made mistakes. Much less minimizing Denji's suffering. You can empathize with both characters. This isn't an Olympic competition about who suffered more.

[karumi-jpg]

WOOHOOO MORE SELF SHIPPING WITH LAYTON!! I'M IN PARADISE!!💖✨

(I literally died after the drawing of Layton dressed as a..."rabbit", so Man...HOW DID YOU MAKE HIM LOOK SO CUTE??? YOU HAD NO RIGHT TO DO THAT-💜)

JSJDJSJDJSDJ AYOOOOOOO

I didn't notice this one message, I'm so sorry for this late reply!! 🙇

Layton is a cute middle-aged man at his own, so him wearing this extra cute bunny suit just helps to notice how cute it is (even if sexualized, lolol).

Here goes another Layton bnnuy suited for ya!!

About the selfship stuff... I'm honestly glad people are pretty happy whenever see this kind of content as well. At first, I expected rejection for some reason. Maybe cause this is also my first time doing something of this type, hahaha!

[so-bitya]

Not saying this to be mean, but Yana tends to get influenced by current trends, esp reactions to her work, (boyband popularity around during blue cult, kuromyu popularity shown in the manga) so I really hope this season's popularity AND the emerald witch musical adaption has her revisit sieglinde and give her a bigger part in the manga...? and give this next arc a more emerald witch arc vibe....

[violetlunette]

I was thinking about letting people vote on whether to switch Lilia and Silver's heights in my Roleswap AU. But small Silver looks too much like Riddle, so I decided against it.

Either way, enjoy! I used this image to experiment with blur layers.

[dreamtydraw]

I was working on a color swap soulmate doodle for olnf that I decided to not put more effort into cause I lost patience, but it was too funny for me to not post it.

For people who don't know what the color swap au is please check up this fic my bestie wrote or this post for contexte !!!!

[jessieren]

Tux (ish) Tuesday

There's no definitive evidence to the contrary (well there probably is...) so I'm working on the basis that he might have been just about to don a tux over that white shirt

Or maybe he just took it off.

In which case, don't stop there....

All photos by ENL (I think...)

[kneelingshadowsalome]

Your answerer for Lychee's ask now makes me wonder how Konig lost his virginity in the first place - and with whom...

Bold of you to assume he’s not a virgin!

….I mean. Wouldn't it be funny if young!recruit’s first time was with the sweet wife of his older self...? ❤️ While the older self is watching, maybe participating in some way?

Imagine his annoyance when Colonel!König seems to pick up from the start that he hasn’t been with a woman yet, that this is his first time inside a girl, and that he’s desperately trying to hide his inexperience :/

Imagine the absolute fury when the older man starts to hand out detailed advice on how to please his wife – the cute woman who’s currently looking up at him with wet, pleading eyes, pussy throbbing and milking him already...

He’s not going to last 5 minutes and neither is she, but the fucking Colonel sees even that, jumps to interrupt before he nuts inside her :((

And poor dear you...!

"Hände weg!!" is the only thing you hear before you're deprived of some good, eager dick. After that you find yourself sobbing and ripping younger König away from older König's throat after the German insults evolve into a full fist fight.

You knew your choice of cock was dubious at best, but you never expected these men would try to kill each other... They were supposed to take rounds with you, not choke each other while they're both still hard! 🥺

[laauranenn]

The Sakura/Kiryu nation winning today,,,

[azucar-skull]

Late night thought:

Since the ROTTMNT universe is in a timeline parallel to ours, that means they probably felt the earthquake too and thought the Kraang came back

[worthless-misery]

Why do some people act like you can just "grow out" of your mental disorders...?

I'm sorry but it literally doesn't work that way. Mental disorders are not "a phase" ffs.

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price when he did the ad for a Shrunken Head game. How cool is that? So perfect that they chose him.

[terpsikeraunos]

i don't trust people who tell me not to vote