#shifty thrifting

[bootleg-bat]

LOOK AT THIS FUCKIN FAT FUCK I FOUND ON FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE

[fuckyeahcoelacanths]

We interrupt our usual Coelacanth Saturday delights to bring you this important Coelacanth Update.

@shiftythrifting's Sticker of the Month Club has provided us with the VaporCoelacanth Sticker and nice Coelacanth facts.

This makes today a...

COELACANTH SATURDAY EXTRAVAGANZA!

[rolypolyjolie]

@shiftythrifting

idk if this is a mirror or a picture frame, but it is absolutely cursed

[the-crow-cryptids-domain]

@shiftythrifting

Found this pretty, unassuming box at Goodwill today, only to find this NSFW Jumpscare on the inside lid

[mindtheginger]

@the-magpies-men

I got you guys a present! :D :D :D

(all art (c) the super awesome @whump-blog )

(amazing shirt design (c) @shiftythrifting )

[sutijany]

Ujabb goodwilles csuda!

[shiftythrifting]

Something weird (it's a Kijiji ad,I can't screenshot it for some reason but I can download images?) that's VERY shifty.

See this truck? I know it well. It belonged to a close friend of mine (he had bought it for $40 off someone else when his van was stolen, they only sold it that cheap because it had issues and was registered as stolen, and he was only using it until he got his other one working). We were driving it in the summer and boiled over the radiator.

Then, while trying to get it back to town, he got a fire call. You'll see it still has the fire department stickers. Well, because the radiator boiled over AGAIN so he put some scrap metal under the hood to increase air flow and then bungeed it down.

The hood flew up on the highway and wrecked the windshield; the hood was trashed too.

The literal next day someone drilled out the locks, and his other truck was almost ready so he gave it to a friend so they could kill it the rest of the way. His friend tried and yet could not kill it, and someone bought it off him.

Since that point, it's changed hands at least twice. It's got almost double the kilometers on it. The current seller is refusing to look up the background for the truck so we figure they already checked and learned it's stolen goods.

So yeah, shifty thrifted truck that literally should just be scrapped? They're selling it for $4000. We know as a fact it has a ton of issues that probably were not fixed, not to mention it's literally illegal to really sell...

[mbrainspaz]

[theinternetisaweboflies]

Obsessed with my Clown Junk Box from @shiftythrifting. Their names are Peer-O and EEK, respectively. Peer-O did time for homicide and has the tear tattoo to show for it. EEK is a serial contortionist.

Also a big fan for the SENECA and FOR RECTAL USE ONLY stickers.

[bootleg-bat]

WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST FIND ON AMAZON

WHO WROTE THE DESCRIPTION

[fuckyeahcoelacanths]

Do you own anything with a design of coelacanth example bag or poster? If yes, can we see it/them and which one is your fav? Have a good day

I freaking LOVE my @shiftythrifting Vaporcoelacanth T-shirt.

Mine's in grey and it is the BEST.

I also have the Wedgwood Stoneware Coelacanth plate (seen here at the V&A Museum).

[drpepper-filled-sketchbook]

Wanted too get better at anatomy so drew this icon @shiftythrifting @zweihanderblue

[0venatrix]

Ok I bet your thrift shop doesn’t have 9/11 conspiracy book

[rachelthesquid]

yes we bought it

[mercurialmilk]

Recent thrift store finds. 40 booby anime mousepads and a jorset

[sutijany]