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How we feelin bout Springtrap del colo🤨🤨?
something something they found an old camera and he managed to fix it así q compraron un rollo y sacaron la foto idk¿
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hi! can i request remus lupin x reader where reader is going through a break up and remus confesses his feelings for them? hope this makes sense and totally okay if not!
A/N: ofc! I'm just gonna do male bc the gender wasn't specified. Again, don't do fem or fem aligned so sorry if that's what you was hoping for. Also not beta read.
-E/N is exes name
-S/T is stuffed toy. I was gonna do stuffed animal but the letters together... aren't a good thing.
Minor hints to internalized homophobia, but to be fair it's the 70s so what do you expect?
Reader is in Gryffindor and is the fifth person in he Marauder's dorm
Synopsis: When the girl you were dating to distract yourself from Remus breaks up with you, spewing nasty words along the way, Remus is there to show you just how wrong the both of you were.
That Daft Cunts got nothin on me, love
Remus Lupin x M! Reader
Honestly, you knew to expect E/N's breakup. You saw the signs, and you'd known it wasn't long before it ended.
Doesn't mean it hurt any less.
You'd spent a good portion of time, locked in your dorm. No ones heard much from you after the letter you got at breakfast, but with the sun high in it's arch across the sky, nearing late noon it was only a matter of time before someone came to find you.
There's a knock at the door, and a muffled voice follows it, raspy and baritone.
Remus.
"Y'alright, love? May I come in?"
"Fuck off," You sniffle out in weak retaliation, furiously swiping your eyes and sniffling.
"Do it yourself?" He quips back playfully. A big reason for the breakup, as stated in E/N's letter (not even in person, that fucking wanker. Through a damn letter) was the proximity of you and Remus.
There's not much denying it, you definitely have had the biggest crush on Remus, and E/N was rather a means of hiding the fact, but it doesn't mean you didn't care. It doesn't mean the insults she'd hurled at you hurt any less, either.
"Right then, in I go.." the door gently creaks open and you bury your face in your favorite S/T. As he sees the sight of you, he comes gently, quickly making his way to your bed on the far side of the room and you feel your bed dip next to your head. You feel as his hand gently starts to massage your scalp, lulling you to a sort of blissful calm.
"Nasty breakup with E/N I take it?"
You nod swiftly, not having removed yourself from the stuffy but having wormed yourself partially into Remus's lap.
"Aw, it's alright lovey, 've gotcha now. What's it read, then?"
"The reasoning were true, but the insults where just bloody mean" You muffled whine quietly rings out.
"Is it alright if I read it?"
As his quiet voice asks the question you've so been dreading, you sigh heavily but finally removed yourself from the toy. All you see is the soft smile pulling at the corners of his lips, and the gentle furrow of his brow as he looks down at you.
You reach across Remus to the bedside table behind him, grabbing a crumpled ball of paper and flattening it, before handing it to him.
You both sit quietly for a moment, you with your head and upper shoulders splayed across his lap, grip strong as a vice on he stuffed toy.
His small smile from seeing you has quickly turned into a angry frown at the words she spewed at you.
"This daft fuckin cunt? Who she thinks she is, saying shit like this? Bloody fuck mate- right as hell id be upset if it's at me." He say with a angry huff of breath, body rigid. Though, he quickly remembers your in his presence and softens again.
"'m sorry that twat said those things, lovey."
"it's alright, I guess. Nothing that wasn't deserved."
"You don't though. Not right of her to say that shit," he pauses for a moment, before his demeanor becomes more nervous," is it true, though? The second or third paragraph had said something about you being in love with me?"
This causes you to stiffen, before hiding your face again.
"...yeah"
"speak up, love. I can't hear you."
You hurt and remove your face.
"Yes. I dated her to forget about you. About... about being in love with a guy."
He pauses at that, his body stiffening but his hand still gently stroking your hair.
"It's not wrong, you know. Being in love with guys. I mean fuck- you know about Sirius. Does that mean he's wrong for who he loves?"
"But he's different"
"How?"
"I-" you huff. "I don't know. It just... it doesn't seem fair to you, Remus"
"How is it wrong to me?"
"Because it's putting you in a position where it'll be awkward."
At this he quirks a brow. "And how is that?"
"Because.."
"Cause how? Because I don't love you back? I assure you I do"
"I-"
You start to speak before his sentence finally hits you. Mouth forming an 'O' shaping and blinking rapidly
"Fucking- what?"
"I love you back. I feel the same towards you as you do me"
"I-..." You pause, face burning a scarlet shade as you lick your lips," Why?"
He laughs lightly as your response.
"Why wouldn't I?"
You blink owlishly at him some more, and he's looking at you mirthfully with that know-it-all smirk of his.
"Kiss me?" You say without thinking.
He laughs heartily leaning down. His lips ghost yours as he murmurs against your lips 'Who am I to deny you, my love?' and gently presses his lips against yours.
He tastes of chocolate and stale coffee. And honestly, he tastes a bit like what you think home would.
as you unwillingly pull away; he murmurs in the love charged quiet; "Promise that daft cunts got noting on me, especially with those fuckin words"
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A/N: Sorry if it's not great or ooc. Also, please like reblog and comment!! I love to interact with y'all!!!
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Woke up from a very very strange dream so I really want to share it.
It started odd. Well not entirely odd. But it started on his different map of SDV I often see, and I was a woman, and went to these new secret mines where I had just lost and been kicked out. I went back in bc i did catch a glimpse of a merchant, so I went to check him out. He looked like a glowing eye darkness robbed little guy. And he sold, phone cases? And some pillars or something?? And I didn't know what they did so I looked up on YouTube and all I'd find was Minecraft videos (one I'd seen in a different dream, no less) so after a lot of trying went back to the game and bought them and it instantly turned psychosexual. I cannot remember details for better or for worse.
But after that somehow I ended up in my mother's house. It was just her and me, and soon my older brother. Neither my little brother or my step father were there. But there was a fishtank. Just like my step father previously had. Except it was lodged to the wall of the kitchen on the last house I lived in with them. It was also like, insanely dirty? It was implied nobody had been around for a while.
At first the fish I noticed were normal. Long little grey one stood up bc it was the last fish I got to see there, though that guy was smaller than a finger now he was worth give or take two! And there were other fishes too. But most important I saw a golden fish, just like my stepfather had owned for so long (I saw that fish eat everyone else and Die.). Except it was smaller, younger! His gold fish was he size of a hand by the end and fat, now it was as big as the previously mentioned. But just as violent. He kept trying to bite the fishes, which lead to his end.
Eventually I realized a fucking OCTOPUS was in the tank too, and he grabbed the golden fish (wasn't his name Golden? Or was it just Dorado? I don't remember) and like a gator did a death roll. It kept passing it under itself and stuff, too. I freaked out a little bc man he's gonna kill him!! But I was like nooobody touch him or you'll DIE.
It was then that I realized my mom had a prosthetic arm. From below the elbow on her left hand. It wasn't a normal one, it had skin grafts, tightly pulled across it, failing to conceal the plastic blue metal or the metal fingers like hooks. I asked her what happened and she told me nonchalantly she just tripped in a hole/puddle (I imagined this was in a supermarket, Carrefour or Coto) and passed out and when she woke up her hand was already amputated. Told her it was a relief it wasn't her dominant hand but she just said it isn't for NOW.
I pictured to myself a bit of her reaction. Waking up w a hand missing. Screaming and depression. She was ok by now. She did tell me it was bc she'd been carrying heavy books all day so the bone was cartilage by then and they removed it all (sure...)
I did realize a while after I woke up, my mother had a scarred hand she called "the bionic hand". I didn't remember this detail previous to this dream...
Anyway I think my brother was thru this all with us. I think we spoke. We caught up a little? I don't know why I cannot remember him now. What I do remember is talking w someone mentioning my grandma passing and them saying my brother should know too bc he probably cared and I was like damn maybe you're right. But I got distracted.
I was back in my villa crespo room, I have been remembering that room and that wardrobe a lot, and now I was looking inside. And it was huge, and I saw a dog plushie. It was implied to have been made by my grandma. I picked it up and hugged it and I took it as a sign to go in here and see what else was there for me. The dog was white, long ears, big ash brown spots and small black ones (most notably its eyes).
The wardrobe was full of toys and houses. And I was stuffing little things into bigger things. I wish I'd give you a better description. Little Barbies. I had a lot of knock off Barbies. I stacked them and stuck them elsewhere in piles. Unsure of the purpose.
But I couldn't really relax bc meanwhile my mom and my dad started talking and she was accusing him of having touched me inappropriately and his defense was like yeah I did but it was for a reason I was trying to protect her and I was just doing my darnest to pretend they didn't exist until I got awoken by a stupid can breaking in.
So yeah a lot went there.
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HUNNYYYY I’m here im present this reaction is long overdue I was supposed to send this yesterday but I was soo busy and the internet here is literally fcking up so bad that’s why I havent interacted IN A DAY can you believe it?!?! this is so unlike of me….BUT ANYWAYS IM HERE IM BACK HELLOO
p.s. this is very long sorry in advance 😚💗
first of all..the amount of flashbacks in this chapter is giving me so much joy I just immediately revert back to when heethan and readen were still “strangers” and seeing both his and her perspectives once again bcs it’s been a while since you’ve done one of these but aaaahhhhh my heart!!!!!! my precious lalovess 🥹🥹🥹
‘God damn she’s so beautiful….and she’s fucking all mine….’ STAAAAPPPPP this is giving me so much deja vu from the first chapters and smau’s (it’s a flashback in but still) 😭😭 reading heethan’s thoughts abt readen will ALWAYS give me the goosebumps it’s always got my heart doing fricking cartwheels dude I can feel the hee’s love for our readen goshhh it’s making me weaaakkk
“My glasses…”
“You wear glasses?”
“I used to….back in high school”
“You don’t anymore?”
“Nope…got a Lasik a while back…”
YESSSS I was wondering when we’d go to this topic again bcs of the last chapters and o m g green haired hee with those glasses?? an absolute nightmare it’s got me weaaakkk in the kneeessssss ESP WITH THE INSERTED GIF AND PIC STAAAPPP REI LULU’S HERE.
also p.s. I’m not even joking but my childhood stuffed toy that’s a grey elephant is named lulu….shut up😃💀
“They look good on you….who would have thought that someone would look better than me in my own glasses.” He chuckles.
“Stop, you’re overexaggerating.” You chuckled back.
ahh yes our still very humble readen as always..it’s part of her personality cus I swear with how rei’s describing her she is a literal goddess but still she’s humble af I love her sm my lovely (and overly humble) readen
“You’re a wonderment.” WAIT- THATS A NEW ONE 🤩🤩 HAVENT HEARD THAT ONE FROM HEETHAN BEFORE NO WAAYYY this is like way back but I guess new word unlocked hihi
stop. The fucking smut. holy shiiiiittttt that was probably the first time (?) where hee went Ethan mode while they’re doing it and it’s mfing hot
“No-no…..this is what you asked for riiiiight?……..Fucking let me eat you….let me feast on your skin……let me tear your body to pieces…..” GETTING HUGEEEEE DEJA VU from some chapters cus I literally cannot recall how many times heethan has said abt devouring readen and even more times on how he actually DID it…GODDAMN THIS IS HAWWWWTTTTT😵😵💫
Rei you don’t know how much I love all of the his and her perspectives from old chapters cus it just literally shows how much has happened already and how far this story has gone even though it’s only been twenty chapters I still remember when heethan would rant to himself in the smau’s and readen and him seeing each other the first time at Vicky’s dorm….staaappp 🥹🥹🥹
Heethsn’s perspective during THE iconic and will forever be remembered scene when everything unfolded that night….hee’s perspective is just absolute perfection AAWWHWWHHSNNDHEHESNHEHENNENS his thoughts and the way he thinks about her, the way he loves her it’s just something that’s out of this world and one that no one could understand EXCEPT readen. I love them.
“Let’s go pretty baby…..we got a plane to catch.” Okay let’s ignore the other dialogue in that scene for now but ITS HEREEE ITS FINALLY HAPPENING OH MY GOSHH 🥹
I’ve been waiting for chapters and chapters for heethan and readen’s “next” I guess let’s say journey together and when I tell you that I literally CANNOT WAAAIIIITTTT to see their life in Korea and all of the scenarios that could happen (and possibly smaus ;)” AAHHHH YAAAYYYY MY PRECIOUS PRECIOUS HEETHAN AND READEN MWAAAAAAAA <33333
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"...That voice....Eden? Is that you? Whats going on? I'm so confused...and scared....what's happening? What is Ethan talking about?....He's Heeseung?.....what...then who is Ethan? Who was he all this time?"
"Y/n......"
"Yes?"
"..........run."
……uhm- what a great way to lighten the mood 😃😃
let’s just uhh ignore what I wrote before that uhm….so anyways-
I definitely think that as each chapter goes by heethan’s love for readen is becoming stronger and stronger and I just truly hope it doesn’t escalate to the fact that it’s uncontrollable anymore (REI DONT EVER DO THAT TO MY HEETHAN AND READEN 🤺🤺) but DUDE.
WOOOOHHHHH things are getting MOREE saucier and juicier and spicier‼️‼️‼️ OMFGG!! are we prepared for this rei? ARE WE??
but also BIATCHHH I KNOW YOU LOVE CLIFFHANGERS BUT WHY DO YOU HAVE TO END IT AT THE WORST ONE OF ALL “…….run.” LIKE WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT 😭😭😭
Honestly cannot wait for future chapters and this chapter 20 I just adoreeee because of the his & her perspectives, it’s POETRY 😩
Okay yes I’m sorry I wrote a lot of my thoughts and a bit less screaming rn so forgive me mother rei I’m a bit emotional on this chapter (and probably cus I wrote this while it’s shark week but anw)
Reina you better hit me up once you read this because with the way heethan and heebros are plaguing my mind ESPECIALLY after their new chapters I actually think I’m gonna go crazy unless I talk to someone so
THATS ALL HOPE YOU ENJOYED OUR TALK CUS I KNOW I DID 😘😘😘
i had to bump up in the line of hte asks bc i needed to respond to yours immediately lol!
giiiiiiirrrrrl the longer the asks/summaries of chapters, the better. Once i finish chapter 9 of MT, DT chapter 6 is next. and it is getting fire....just like you said.
oh girl, this last chapter of HHP.....i'm loving that you loved and emphasized the his and her perspectives, bc that is actually crucial. bc obviously......something is about to go down..lol....something going on with heethan but its never out of malicious intent, its all out of love. but that's why i put in his perspective, so everyone can see just how his thought process had been since the very beginning, bc in MGR and somewhat of MRE, he was very calm, quiet, and composed, but that was just bc he kept everything internal. HHP reflects his mindset and how he really views readen and how much he loves you.....like his obsession and infatuation just escalated from the moment he saw you and ...normally i'm not one for the "love at first sight tropes" although i can be if they are well done, but in this story, heethan def fell in love at first sight of readen, and his infatuation only grew more and....i mean, lets not all forget, he is yandere.....he may have started out a bit soft....but he just grew more and more insanely in love with readen (all those events like gabe, samuel, scot and tiff, and now this serial killer that stalked her) all of those contributed to his growing possessive streak and just made him more and more obsessed and yearning to protect her, so that's where we're at right now but it gets interesting. next chapter you'll see some more of like...how everything went down and what happens to our girl. she's fine. trust me she's fine. lol.
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no but samu being jealous of readers plushies is so funny. i like to imagine that he ""accidentally"" destroyed one when they were kids n the parentals forced him to pick one out as replacement. and reader still has it in a special place. when samu is around u sometimes see him in a staring contest w the plushie bc in his head it's like:
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ: i sleep with her every night ur just a loser
osamu: excuse me??? ill rip u to shreds
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ: u cant hurt me 🤪 u know she loves me
so we jus find him pouting at it sometimes. like the gall of the stupid stuffed toy, doesn't it know who picked it out. ((but it's special to reader bc samu got it))
bully!osamu is so cute i luv him 🥺
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cw: fem!reader, bullying, crybaby!reader, childhood flashbacks
picture eight-year-old osamu at the toy store with his mom who’s pulling him by the ear as they go down the aisles. he’s in trouble for ripping up one of your favorite plushies the other day and he’s being forced to pick a new one for you. he said it was an “accident” but that wasn’t very believable when he was caught with the scissors in his hand.
“why not this one, ma?” said atsumu, holding up a stuffed bunny in his hands. of course, he had to tag along too, mocking his twin for getting in trouble yet again. “y/n loves bunnies!”
“that’s very sweet, tsumu, but your brother needs to pick one,” their mother said, eyes flicking over to her younger son who looked at all the stuffed animals with disdain. this was so stupid, all because you couldn’t take a joke and started crying when you saw what osamu had done to your teddy bear. you ran off to atsumu… again.
his eyes fell onto a lone duck plush in the corner of the store, it had pink cheeks on the face. for some reason, it reminded him of you—how your face would turn red when he tugged on your pigtails or pushed you to the ground. osamu held it in his hands for a moment, wanting to feel how soft it was. he could almost picture you holding it on the playground, snuggling it when you got scared, hoping it would give you comfort if you got sad. “this one,” he announces.
the boys’ mother smiled warmly at him, happy that he seemed to take the task seriously. “that’s so sweet, samu! do you want to be the one to give it to her?”
osamu looked at his mother and then at the little duckling in his hands. his own smile crept its way on his face. yes, he did want to be the one to give it to you.
cut to all these years later, and osamu’s forgotten he even gave you the damn thing because he’s an idiot. it’s sitting on your bed, slightly worn but still clean as if you’re taking great care of it. he stares down at the little thing while you’re in the shower, wondering why you like it so much. he’ll get so annoyed when he comes home and finds you cuddling with it in your sleep, refusing to put it down when osamu curls up next to you.
its stupid little button eyes keep staring back at him. he’s not actually jealous of some dumb toy, is he? but you handle it with so much care that you don’t offer to much else. if osamu wants to chuck it off the bed to make out with you, he has to deal with your bitching about how he has to “set it down gently”. part of him just wants to rip the stupid thing to shreds but he remembers how much you cried when you were little. you were probably too old to get that upset about it now but he doesn’t want to deal with the grief.
“you’re still staring at him?” you asked coming out of the bathroom, hair still wet from the shower. you had one of osamu’s shirts on, ending just up above your knees.
osamu snorts. “him?” of course it’s a boy. this is so stupid…
“yes,” you giggle, taking the offending toy in your arms while you sit on the mattress. “and his name is cheep, thank you very much.” the man in front of you rolls his eyes, getting on the bed to hover over you, having other things on his mind than some stupid toy.
he kisses along your neck, hands wandering places they shouldn’t and you know that you’ll probably have to take another shower very soon. he snatches “cheep” from your hands but your whines stop him from throwing it to the floor. reluctantly, he sets it aside so he doesn’t have to hear you complain. “why do ya like the stupid thing so much?” he asks, nuzzling his face into your neck.
“he’s not stupid,” the feeling of osamu’s lips on your skin forces soft moans from your lips, arms wrapped around his form to pull him closer to you. “someone special gave him to me…”
it still sounds a little dumb to him, but osamu keeps his comments to himself after seeing you look so content.
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Company First- More If You’re Interested
dont look too closely here, you might see some shameless projection
CW: adult Ciri/Geralt eventually (they aren’t related and he didn’t raise her), no smut, flirting over text/sending almost nudes, sugar baby situation, ciri is pulling up her big girl panties and figuring her shit out and i wish i could say the same
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“Just call your grandma and tell her you need help,” Ciri’s roommate shrugged as she stuffed another taquito into her mouth.
That was not an option. Ciri would just have to find a job on top of her student work program job that would work with her class and sports schedule. The ¾ ride for volleyball had sounded like everything would be taken care of but Ciri had severely underestimated just how expensive existing as a human being was.
“Absolutely not. I’ll figure something out.”
“Coul-” her roommate sputtered and gasped as she nearly choked on the taquito but got her act together well enough, “Could get a sugar daddy. You’re hot. Guys will pay you for pictures. And you wouldn’t even have to put out or show your tits.”
Ciri just stared at her for a moment, mouth a little ajar and eyebrows high on her forehead.
“Or you could do what my cousin did and strip your way through college. But she never quit bc she made more money at the club than with her degree…”
She thought about it for a moment, but Ciri snorted, “I sweat too much I’d slide right off the damn pole.”
The girls descended into giggles but the idea didn’t leave Ciri’s head. After a week and two more jobs saying they just didn’t have the hours she needed available, she picked the least shady-looking sugar baby site and made a profile. There were a few offers she said no to immediately. One guy gave her some major Bundy vibes and another was definitely trying to get her to launder money for him, but a couple seemed like they might work out. That is until one of them demanded nudes before he would agree to any terms or pay her at all. So it was down to one.
WhiteWolf42. 34, 6’1, architect, looking for company first - more if you’re interested, have a dog (in case you’re allergic).
His profile wasn’t… awe-inspiring by any stretch of the imagination, but Ciri was getting desperate and the bit about company was reassuring. He also wanted to meet at a cafe she studied at often enough that the baristas knew her by name and order so that helped too. All that was left was appeasing her grandmother and meeting up with her godfather afterward and hopefully, she’d be set.
She hadn’t seen Geralt since she was twelve, but he sent cards and Calanthe seemed to think highly enough of him. Ciri had even toyed with the idea of asking him for help if the potential sugar daddy fell through, but she reeeaalllyy hoped she didn’t have to do that.
It was only as she ducked into the cafe that she realized she hadn’t exchanged pictures with Mr. WhiteWolf42 and had no idea who to sit with. She shot him a quick text while she ordered her coffee and got a nearly immediate reply.
“Back table on the left… back table on the left…” she muttered to herself, tapping her foot nervously as she waited for her drink. At least he’d chosen a table out of earshot of the baristas. She might get too shy otherwise. As she picked up her drink, she texted him back ‘omw, I’m the blonde with the blue backpack’.
She hadn’t even hit send when a message from him popped up, ‘don’t be alarmed by the white hair, i promise i didn’t lie about my age lol’.
That was… odd, Ciri only knew of one other person who had hair like that… but the continent was big, she reasoned. It couldn’t be the same person. She rounded the corner to the left and was mid-draft of a response when she looked up at the back table and nearly dropped her phone.
“Geralt?”
He turned around and stared at her in mild horror and no small amount of embarrassment, “Ciri?”
They stared at each other for a moment before Ciri dropped into the seat in front of him and slapped her phone down on the table face up, “WhiteWolf42?”
Geralt flipped his phone screen up to show the same conversation, “You used a fake name.”
“I’m not stupid, Geralt. I may be desperate, but not enough to give some person I’ve never met my actual name.” she paused for a moment, feeling almost like a chastised child, “You didn’t give your name either. Or a picture.”
He looked about to argue but snapped his mouth shut before swiping his phone off the table and giving her an apologetic look, “We can pretend this never happened if you want. I’ll buy you that air fryer for your dorm room and we can catch up and never tell anyone.”
Ciri couldn’t help but smirk, taking a sip of her coffee, “Are you trying to buy my silence?”
“No!” the look of alarm in Geralt’s eyes almost made her feel bad, “I just… I’ve known you since you were little. And I don’t want you thinking…”
“That I owe you something?” Ciri phrased it like a question, but she was pretty sure she knew what Geralt was saying. Only she didn’t much care for it. If he hadn’t known her parents they’d be talking allowances and her limits right now. She’d watched more than a few tiktoks and youtube videos on how to be a safe sugar baby, and she didn’t really feel like letting all that research go to waste.
“I’d rather not. Forget about it, that is,” Ciri sat up a little straighter and flicked her braid over her shoulder, “If you think about it, this is best case scenario.”
One of Geralt’s eyebrows lifted and Ciri was quite violently reminded of the massive torch she had carried for him when she was younger, “Other than my head on a plaque in your grandmother’s living room?”
“No,” she giggled, fiddling with the sleeve on her coffee cup, “I already know you, I trust you, and what Calanthe doesn’t know can't hurt her.”
“Just like your mother…” Geralt chuckled, shaking his head and inspecting the lid of his coffee.
“She was a bit of a slut too then?” That earned her a genuine laugh and Ciri couldn’t help the way her eyes roamed over Geralt’s neck and collar bones visible in the deep V of his tshirt. He was fucking gorgeous. She’d worried it might be a bit of a challenge to fake some attraction to whoever she ended up with, but Geralt made it easy.
He reached into his pocket and pulled out his wallet, producing two crisp hundreds and slapping them on the table, “This is yours if you promise to tell me if something ever makes you uncomfortable. And I mean ever.”
Ciri smirked and rested her elbow on the table, holding her hand out to him, “Pinky swear.”
They talked terms, cover lies for Calanthe if they needed to, even a playful little conversation about kinks that was absurdly hot, and by the time their coffees were gone they were catching up like old friends. It was nice to talk to someone who already knew her, someone who she didn’t have to explain things or prove herself to. As Geralt walked her to her next class just down the block she felt a little giddy. She wouldn’t have to drop out and Geralt kissed her cheek when he said goodbye. Her head practically spun all the way to room 406.
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It had been a couple days since their date- meeting- catch up- whatever- and Ciri was getting nervous. She’d told her roommate right away, leaving out the bit about how she already knew Geralt, and every five minutes she would get pestered to see if he’d texted her yet. It got so annoying that Ciri finally got fed up and decided to text him herself just to get her roommate to shut the ever-loving fuck up.
Only she had no idea what to say. All through her Stats class, Ciri drafted and redrafted messages but nothing sounded right. A simple ‘hi’ didn’t seem appropriate and she didn’t want to stick with the ‘whatchya up to?’ in case it sounded too casual, too much like the little girl she definitely no longer resembled. No, she needed something to set the tone.
After her team weight lifting, she sat on a bench desperately trying to figure out what to say, staring at her phone like it might magically draft its own message. Out of nowhere, a hand shot up to swipe at the back of her phone, almost knocking it into her face and making her scramble to keep it from falling.
“Is it a boy?” One of the upperclassmen chuckled, sitting down next to Ciri and handing her an ice pack before securing one to her own knee with an ace bandage.
Ciri just rolled her eyes, “No.”
“A girl? Much more my speed, how can I help?”
“Not a girl either…” Ciri locked her phone and hid it in the band of her spandex before hissing as she laid the ice over her ankle.
The upperclassman sighed like a tired old man, “I’m not going to make fun of you. You’re on my team. I want to get to know you. If it’s personal you don’t have to tell me, I just thought it might be a little bonding outside of drills.”
Ciri finally looked up at her, thanking her coach mentally for making everyone wear name tags for the first couple of weeks. Amanda was one of the nice ones, hadn’t yelled at her when she told them her physical therapist didn’t want her doing specific ab workouts. Maybe she could bond a little bit…
“You can’t judge me….” she started, feeling the blush creep up up into her cheeks as Amanda’s eyebrows shot up, “...I- its… my sugar daddy….”
“No fucking shit.” Amanda absolutely cackled with glee, “Kayla! The sweet one isn’t as innocent as you thought! Went and got hersel-” Ciri smacked Amanda in the boob, effectively shutting her up but Kayla was already on her way over.
“Got you a what, kiddo?”
“Tell her, Ciri.” Amanda giggled.
That familiar pride fueled rage she recognized in her grandmother flared up and she squared her shoulders with a challenging look in her eyes, “A sugar daddy. Kind of…”
Kayla dropped into her stretches right in front of them and made it clear she was there for storytime, “Kind of?”
“Well, I don’t know what to say? Like I shouldn’t just ask how his day is right? But how the fuck do you flirt just out of the blue?” Ciri answered like it was a confession.
“Send him a nude!” Kayla suggested eyes lighting up like this was the best news she’d heard all day. From what Ciri had gathered, she lived for tea, so it probably was.
“No, no no no no no no, you gotta get some money first,” Amanda waved her hand in the air as she spoke, “Maybe a spandex and bra pic. Flirty, enticing, but no tits without cash. Especially if your face is in it. And especially if he’s ugly. Don’t want to level up past pics for cash if you don’t have to.”
Ciri chuckled and pulled out her phone, “Oh he’s not ugly. Not at all.” She bit her lip to keep from grinning too wide while she showed off the couple of pictures of Geralt she’d snuck while they were at the coffee shop. The one where he was frowning ever so slightly at his phone before he’d realized some stray hairs had fallen in his face got a particularly fun reaction.
“Shit, I’d send him a video and my address,” Amanda said with a whistle, “Man looks like a god.”
Smirking as she stood up, Ciri removed her ponytail and fluffed up her hair, now partially dry from all the sweat from practice, “Well I’m off to take some slutty pics for the god, I guess.”
Kayla cackled and called after her, “If it doesn’t work out can I have his number?”
Ciri just turned around and flipped her off with a scrunched nose smile, getting even more laughter as she slipped into the locker room. Luckily the back aisle of lockers had a mirror on the wall next to it with a counter people usually used for makeup or braiding their bangs back. She figured it would be a better background than her roommate’s mess in their dorm, so she shucked her shirt and shoved it out of frame before adjusting her boobs so it looked like there was almost cleavage.
After several hundred photos taken and almost as many deleted, she decided against a filter and picked the one with one leg up on the counter and across her body where her ass looked biggest and her strappy sports bra was pretty much almost showing her areola. Seemed slutty enough. If she weren’t so scared of him getting a conscience and bailing, Ciri would have sent Geralt a clip of her getting out of the shower. But she needed this and to be quite honest, she wanted him.
Taking a deep breath, she selected the picture and just typed what she would say if she knew for sure he was into her. Just, let the horny freak go for a bit. It’d been a while since she’d had time or energy to get herself off anyway, why not direct some of it at Geralt.
Too bad I don’t have any lingerie to wear for you… can I call you Daddy? Or is that too soon?
The little checkmark that told her it was read showed up almost immediately and she bit at her lip as she waited for those little typing bubbles to pop up. She waited for at least five whole minutes and felt like she might actually cry before the bubbles finally popped up.
Fuck, you can call me whatever you want, Princess. Long as you’re still okay with it…
Ciri rolled her eyes, feeling a sudden surge of both confidence and horniness from being called Princess. She peeled her bra off and arranged her hair so it just barely covered one of her nipples and covered the other with her palm as she groped herself. Without even looking to see if she liked it she sent it to him and immediately started typing.
Did I stutter?
The little typing bubbles showed up immediately and Ciri could have moaned at the message he sent back.
I’m gonna have to hide at my desk while this… problem goes down. Are you free tonight? We can get you some lingerie if you want, but that spandex did the trick.
The mental image of Geralt hiding his boner from the rest of the office was almost intoxicating. The power definitely was. Ciri decided it couldn’t hurt to send one more, arranging her hair to cover both breasts this time and hooking her thumb in her waistband so she could tug it down just enough to see her string bikini tan line. She sent it with a time to pick her up and giggled while she watched the little typing bubbled appear and disappear as Geralt tried to type out a response. Oh, this was going to be great fun.
As she redressed, not bothering to put her cold damp bra back on, she got a picture of Geralt’s jeans and his hand palming a significant bulge that made her clench her thighs together with the text, I have to go to a meeting like this. See you tonight.
She walked out of the locker room with an extra pep in her step and Amanda caught up before she could sneak out the side door, “Wait! Do we get to see? Oh shiiiiit,” Amanda grinned and playfully elbowed her in the ribs as they walked, “Where’s your bra?”
Ciri just shrugged and ducked out of the building. She had to shower and get three hours of homework done in two before Geralt picked her up. It’s not like she planned on coming home that night.
#the witcher#the witcher fic#the witcher fanfic#geralt#ciri#geralt of rivia#cirilla fiona elen riannon#the witcher modern au#sugar baby au#sugar daddy geralt#sugar baby ciri#believe me when i say im not tolerating hate for this#i blacked out and it happened#dont shoot the messenger#the muses decided someone needs this#and that someone is probably me and my sad sad little bank account having to pay tuition
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1-5 for bacey, 15-20 for lily
@chuckhansen bc you asked for 1 - 12; @kourumi bc you asked for 2, 10, and 17!
+ the rest of them bc i just want to 😑 lily is my favorite oc baby.
1. how did they feel about raising children? did these feelings change once they became parents?
Jacey was pretty set in her decision to not have any and Bobby was okay with that (even if he did kind of want children with her), but well, she obviously changed her mind and along came Lily. They’re both a little terrified and there’s definitely a few moments during her pregnancy where they question if they’re actually ready for it because who wouldn’t, y’know? However, they relax the second they lay eyes on their baby.
2. what’s their parenting approach? do they raise their children differently than how they were raised?
Very hands on! They make sure to spend as much time with her as they can (which, with Bobby staying at home, is most of it) and give her all the love and affection she needs. Coming from equally dysfunctional homes, it’s definitely different from how they were both raised and it’s their goal to make sure she doesn’t ever have to go through what they did. There’s never a moment where she feels unappreciated or discouraged from doing what she wants to do because they’re just so supportive of everything she tries. They’re front row at all of her piano recitals and always there to brag about her at school art shows!
3. what is their favorite thing(s) about their children? what do they love about their children the most?
If you asked them, they’d say literally everything. She’s their whole damn world!
4. who gets the most emotional seeing their children grow older?
Bobby has the hardest time letting go when Lily leaves for college and it gets even worse when it fully sinks in that she doesn’t really need them anymore. He does NOT cope with that very well.
5. who do they think their children takes after the most? which traits do the children share with their parents? (appearance or personality wise)
She takes after Bobby personality wise (and she’s his mini me in every way, much to Jacey’s chagrin), but when it comes to appearance, she’s a perfect blend of their features. Bobby’s blonde hair, Jacey’s curls and nose... the only thing she didn’t get from either of them was their brown eyes. She inherited green eyes from Jacey’s dad’s side of the family instead (again to her chagrin 😊)
6. how do they celebrate their baby’s first birthday? are they the type of parents to go over the top for birthdays/holidays?
Are you kidding? You know they 100% went overboard on her first birthday. She was born on Halloween, so it gave them the perfect excuse to throw a costume party in honor of their little girl and it became tradition to do the same thing every year after that— even if the other parents in town give them dirty looks for getting their kids hopped up on so much sugar 😒
As for other holidays, Jacey tried to have a lowkey first Christmas with Lily to make it more about family (she hated how superficial her own parents were about celebrating 🙄), but Bobby didn’t understand the assignment and bought too many gifts for their still pretty new baby. She got over it when Lily smiled for the first time while she was on her lap.
7. how do they soothe their crying baby when they’re out in public? who’s the best at rocking the baby to sleep?
They’ll pass her back and forth when she’s fussy, but she usually calms down faster in Bobby’s arms. Same goes for when it’s time to get her to sleep.
8. how do they care for their children when they get sick? who checks on them in the middle of the night?
They’ll do everything they can to make sure she feels completely comfortable while she recovers whether it be reading to her or letting her watch her favorite movies. Lots of soup and cuddles, too! Jacey has to be the one to give medicine, though— Lily starts tearing up and Bobby buckles like it’s okay, you don’t have to take your cough syrup right now. And when it comes to checking on her, they both take turns throughout the night... mostly because they can barely sleep when they know their baby isn’t feeling well.
9. who is the most protective of their children? what makes them both shift into overprotective mode?
They’re both mama and papa bear! Nothing is happening to their daughter on their watch, but thankfully, they never really have to worry.
10. who spoils their children the most? who finds it difficult telling their children ‘no’?
They both spoil her, but Bobby more so than Jacey. Whenever Lily points at something she wants, he does not hesitate to buy it and she has way too many stuffed animals as a result. That said, Jacey also has a hard time telling her no because she doesn’t want there to be any resentment between her and her daughter.
11. what was their baby’s first word(s)? if the baby’s first word was something used to address their parent(s), who claimed bragging rights?
Oh, Jacey got bragging rights. Bobby had been trying to get her to say ‘dada’ all day, but the minute she walked in the door, Lily very excitedly squealed out ‘mama’ instead and made grabby hands towards her. He was pouty for the rest of the night.
12. do their kids ever find them embarrassing?
Only when they’re being gross and romantic. Typical kid stuff 🙄
13. what is their name(s)? is there any significance to it? any nicknames they go by? or cute pet names their parents give them?
Her full name is Lily Renee! Jacey adores Monet’s Water Lilies, so when it came to picking out names, Lily was her first and pretty much only choice. Bobby tried to campaign to give her Roberta as a middle name, but he got shot down and they settled on Renee just because it sounded nice. Both of them call her baby, princess, and Lily Bear!
14. how were they like as small children? did their personality change drastically as they grew older?
Completely full of herself. I did say she was Bobby’s mini me! Baby girl recognized her reflection in a mirror and never looked back. She mellows out a little as she grows older, but she’s still fairly prideful and as stubborn as her mother is.
15. what do they usually eat at restaurants? are they a picky eater?
She was so picky growing up that Bobby started ordering things he knew she’d eat so they could trade plates when she decided she didn’t want what she asked for... which is something he was already doing with Jacey, so he’d had the practice. Pretty much the only thing she liked eating as a toddler was avocado! Sweet potato was a no and always got thrown in somebody’s face— usually Douglas whenever he was babysitting. She branched out a little more the older she got, but not by much and she still loves avocado.
16. have they ever scared their parents?
Just over the little things like her first fever and her first cut.
17. what was their favorite childhood toys/games growing up?
Not a toy, but she loved playing with her parents’ cameras! She would always make Bobby and Jacey stop what they were doing so she could take a picture of them. Eventually they got her a camera as a birthday present after she begged and begged for months to have her own instead of using theirs. She was also very attached to her copious amounts of stuffed animals— especially her ‘moomoo’.
18. which parent do they call out to whenever they have a bad dream?
Usually both of them, but she did catch them off guard once by asking for Douglas instead after he’d been over babysitting earlier that night. He's her big brother 🥺
19. what is their favorite thing to do with their parents? any favorite games or mutual hobbies?
Again, she loved playing with their cameras, so photography is a mutual hobby between all three of them. She also spends most of her time with Bobby and anything he does, she mimics. She used to sit by him while he was working and pretend she was working, too— would even give him little scraps of paper with crayon scribbles to ‘read’. With Jacey, she always enjoyed time in her art room. Sometimes she'd make her own paintings alongside her!
20. did they grow up to be different than what their parents had expected?
Nope! She stayed fairly consistent over the years. The only thing they got wrong is thinking she’d want to go into photography— she actually ends up going to school for graphic design.
#x: clown emoji#YALL IM NOT KIDDING my laptop refused to let me answer this#it was shielding you. be grateful#anyway lily is the baby demanding a lawyer in spanish when she means avocado#and i love her for that#this baby has more lore than some of my actual ocs 🙄🙄🙄
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Beautifully Misfit 3
SERIES: Hybrid BTS
‣ Genre: fluff, smutt, hybrid au
‣ Word Count: 7.18k
‣ Pairing(s): skunk!Jimin x reader, puppy!Taehyung x reader, bunny!Jungkook x reader
‣ Warning(s): strong language, little kids being douchebags, angst, wetting bc Tae’s an excitable lil baby ;(, Jungkookie’s speech is still developing, Jimin being a nearsighted angel
‣ to be aware of: sub!jimin, switch!taehyung, switch!jungkook, dom!reader, some kinky ass future happenings, BDSM themes, some heavy angst, and triggering themes.
Summary: you never really saw yourself as a hybrid person. that is, until your best friend introduces you to his hybrid, and you suddenly find yourself craving the companionship. you only intended to bring home one. somewhere between the lines you ended up with three beautifully misfit hybrids who craved nothing but your love.
part. i, ii, iii, iv (coming soon)
A/N; sooo someone mentioned a tag list on my last post and I’ll be starting one! let me know if you’d like to be added! thanks for reading!! and yes. taehyung has his mullet. deal with it.
You were nervous.
But the good kind of nervous.
Standing outside of Taehyung’s door with Hoseok, you felt your heart thudding in your chest.
“Tae…” Hoseok’s knuckles connected gently with the large white door, “I have someone here that would like to meet you.”
There was a quiet shuffling, and then the door was being pulled open. You swear to fuck your heart did a triple backflip at the sight of him. How had you not noticed how beautiful he was before?
He had this beautiful honey skin, free of any blemishes or flaws aside from a faint scar near the round curve of his chin and two adorable freckles, one on the tip of his nose and the other hidden beneath his dark bottom lashes. His cheeks were full and tinted by a faint pink color, matching that of his pouty lips. His eyes were these dark pools of melted chocolate, sparking faintly as he peered through his thick eyelashes. His dark slightly wavy hair was just long enough to form a slight mullet.
Now, on any other person literally in the entire universe you would probably have been repulsed. But on the boy standing in front of you—… oOooOh. It was honestly kind of unfair. The adorable set of dark ears peeking out of his locks and the fluffy tail flicking behind him only added to his precious appearance.
“Hobi!” The hybrid cheered excitedly, launching himself at your guide and wrapping him up in what looked to be a smothering hug. You’d never seen someone so excited to see someone they’d been talking to not ten minutes earlier.
Hoseok only laughed, patting the canine’s back.
“What’re ya doin’ here? I thought I was on punishment? Am I not in trouble any more? That’d be real great because I don’t quite like bein’ in trouble— who’s this?” The hyperactive hybrid’s attention was suddenly directed towards you.
“This is y/n, she asked to meet you.”
You offered a soft smile and a rather coy wave.
Taehyung’s eyes widened in what appeared to be utter disbelief, blinking slowly. “M–me? You wanted to meet me?”
“Of course I did, I saw you and you were just too adorable to resist,” you teased, giving him a lopsided smile.
Flirting was kind of a defense mechanism for you. That and cursing. And drinking. And pretending that you live in a on a secluded island in the middle of nowhere where no one can talk to you, annoy you, or distract you from doing absolutely nothing. But that last one’s just a distant fantasy.
His face blossomed a deep crimson, his ears flopping and his tail tucking between his thighs. He quickly slapped his hands over his rosy cheeks, whimpering, “oh my gosh, oh my gosh,” over and again to himself as he desperately fanned his face.
“D–did I say something wrong?” You murmured to Hoseok worriedly.
He only chuckled and shook his head. “No, don’t worry, Tae just isn’t used to being complimented by such pretty girls, isn’t that right, Tae?” The canine let out a sound of agreement, nodding quickly.
“You’re very pretty,” he blurted loudly, staring at you with massive shining eyes.
You laughed softly, feeling your own face between to jump up a few degrees at his bluntness. “Well, thank you, Taehyung.”
“You can call me Tae if you want! All my friends call me Tae,” his booming voice quickly quieted towards the end of his statement as a shy smile touched upon his lips. How much fucking cuter can he get, Jesus H. Christ have mercy, you silently fawned, biting at the inside of your cheek to keep yourself from lunging at him and wrapping him up in the kind of hug that would protect him from all the evil in the world and never letting go.
“Alright, Tae. My name’s y/n,” you grinned, holding yourself from spitting out the cheesy pick up line that dangled on the tip of your tongue.
“Tae do you mind if we come in?” Hoseok chimed up, gesturing towards his room.
Taehyung quickly shook his head and to your surprise grabbed your hand and eagerly began tugging you into his room.
It was small, but the cozy kind of small. There wasn’t much else beside a bed, bedside table, and a few toys scattered around. What caught your eye most were the many colorful stuffed animals piled up on his bed. It was child like and innocent, and you felt the maternal instinct in you begin to stir impatiently.
“I–it’s a little messy, I’m sorry,” he apologized, ears lowering.
“It’s fine, really! My room is ten times worse than this,” You admitted with a soft chuckle.
That much was true. Just because you had your own house didn’t mean that you were anywhere near responsible enough to keep it clean. In fact, the only time it’s actually tidy is when your aunt comes over and reprimands you for living in a pigsty and— being the clean freak that she is— cleans up the place. While yelling at you, of course.
Taehyung giggles, tail flicking behind him. “Really?”
“Really. I’ve got clothes all over the place, not to mention all of the toys,” you spoke in an exaggerated voice. That last bit about the toys might’ve been a tiny white lie. They were all still boxed up, neatly packed together in the closet of what had previously been your storage room, but would now act as a bedroom for your new hybrid.
His entire body seemed to straighten out, ears raising to their full height while his tails wagging rapidly sped up.
“Toys?” He repeated, eyes getting all wide and shiny. There was a bit of a whine to his voice, his lips beginning to tremble in excitement. You hummed, nodding slowly as a grin touched your features. “Lots of ’em?”
“Too many to count,” you chimed.
This time, the whine that reverberated in his throat was loud and desperate. His tail thumped against the outside of his thighs with each heavy swing.
“What kinds?” He pressed, practically squirming in place.
“All kinds! Sticks, stuffed animals, balls, squeaky toys—”
“Squeaky toys!” He shrieked, quite literally leaping a foot into the air. At this point, his tail was whirling around faster than helicopter blades, and his body was physically vibrating with the raw excitement coursing through his veins.
“Tae, calm down before you—” Hoseok began to warn, stepping forward quickly, eyes wide and worried. But his warning was too little too late. All at once, Taehyung froze, a pathetic whimper leaving his suddenly pouting lips as his cheeks were doused in bright shades of pink and his eyes brimmed with glistening tears.
It took a lowered glance at the slowly darkening crotch of his pants to realize what you had just witness occur.
You blinked, surprised. “Oh shit.”
Within seconds, Taehyung had broken into sobs, collapsing into a crouching position, hands tucked between his thighs in an attempt to hide his little accident from your shocked gaze.
“Tae,” Hoseok sighed, lowering himself at the wailing hybrid’s side, soothing stroking his back, “it’s okay, it was just an accident.”
But his consoling words fell on deaf ears as the puppy howled hopelessly, “s–she ha–hates me n–now! She–she’s dis–disgusted by m–m–me!” Upon hearing his words, you hurriedly shook yourself out of your state of shock and rushed to his side. Dropping to your knees, you began to quickly shake your head.
“No! No, I don’t hate you at all, Tae. I promise, I’m not upset with you in the least!”
“B–but I’m disgusting!” He insisted, words unsteady and strained between gasping cries.
“You’re not disgusting at all, please don’t think that. It’s not your fault, I shouldn’t have gotten you so riled up,” you cooed, hands instinctively going to cup his warm cheeks, thumbing away salty tears from his drenched skin. He whimpered, nuzzling his face into your palms and inhaling deeply. Noticing he wasn’t going to reply, you continued, “one little accident isn’t going to change the way I look at you okay? You don’t have to feel embarrassed or ashamed, I’ll never judge you.”
He was silent for a moment, his big teary eyes shimmering with hope as he stared up at you.
“P–promise?”
Oh shit, there goes your heart again doing those fuckin’ gymnastics tricks.
His voice was so meek and uncertain, yet singed with sanguine.
You could see it now.
How broken he was. The truth shone in his eyes like a god damn lighthouse.
The distrust in his mind, yet the longing to believe your words in his heart. He knew he’d be making himself vulnerable once again if he trusted you. And once he opened up his heart to you, there was no going back. You could chew him up and spit him into the gutter and he’d still come crawling back to you.
He needed you to prove to him that you weren’t going to break his heart like all the others. That you wouldn’t throw him to the curb and abandon him like those in his past. It made you angry to think that someone could be so heartless as to desert this tender hearted boy when he had put his faith into them. How could anyone have toyed with his innocent heart?
You were suddenly filled with determination. The determination to mend his broken heart. To prove to him that you weren’t like his past owners. You would never abandon him. Never bring harm to him.
In a bold gesture, you leaned forward and pressing a feathery kiss to his forehead. He whined softly, eyes fluttering at the unexpected but very welcome show of affection.
“I promise.”
“D–does this mean…” he swallowed anxiously, “you’re… adopting me?”
You paused for dramatic effect.
“Bold of you to assume there’s even the slightest chance that I wouldn’t.”
You could he was about to launch himself at you from the massive boxy grin that ripped itself across his features and how his legs shifted beneath him, but Hoseok was quick to subdue the excitable pup with a gentle shoulder hold. “Woah, lets not get over excited again, Tae. Why don’t you go get washed up and changed, alright?” Taehyung blushed, having realizing his near mistake.
“Okay! I’ll be right back! Don’t go anywhere!” He cried out over his shoulder and he scrambled into what you assumed to be a connected bathroom, not able to calm the smile that had his round cheeks aching. You also couldn’t rid your lips of a smile as you watched him go. It was only then that you felt the thundering of your euphoric heart, and the rush of adrenaline in your veins ease up.
“Holy shit,” you whipped around to face Hoseok, “I’m adopting a hybrid.”
Hoseok snickered at your astonished expression, nodding in confirmation. “Indeed you are. You like him?”
“Like him? Are you crazy? I love him, he’s so fucking cute it’s not even funny. Not to mention a total sweetheart. He’s perfect.” You retorted, hands swinging around for emphasis.
“I’m glad you think so,” he laughed, standing up, “come on, I’ve got some paperwork you’ll need to fill out.”
“But he said to wait,” you blinked up at him as he offered you a hand, which you took and rose to your feet. You didn’t want to leave Taehyung already. But Hoseok shook his head with a soft smile.
“Don’t worry. He’ll catch up as soon as he’s done. I don’t doubt he’s already committed your scent to memory.”
You laughed in surprise, “wonderful.”
He guided you out of Taehyung’s room, and you followed despite your initial hesitation. The sooner you finished the paperwork, the sooner you’d be able to bring him home with you. And good god did you want to take him home with you as soon as humanly possible.
“There are probably a few things you should know about Taehyung,” he cleared his throat, glancing over at you as you made your way down the hallway. You gave him your full attention, nodding for him to continue. “First of all, accidents like that aren’t too uncommon for him. He has a tendency to have accidents when he gets too excited or scared, just as a forewarning. That doesn’t… affect your decision… does it?”
“Of course not! Everyone has their little quirks,” you reassured with a dismissive wave. He let out a breath of relief before continuing.
“Secondly, I might’ve mentioned earlier that he’s been in and out of homes since he was little. Nine to be exact.” Your eyes widened. He’s been in nine homes? And not a one of them stuck? “None of them could handle him properly. And several were abusive.”
“No.” You breathed in horror, feeling a knot for in the pit of your stomach. But Hoseok only nodded solemnly. “I would have never guessed with how upbeat he is.”
“I was surprised, too. But the truth is in his scars. I think he has tried to block that part of his life out instead of facing it. But sometimes, it can all come back to him in an instant. He’s had several panic attacks while in our care, and a few while in homes. He once bit the man who adopted him during one of his fits, bad enough that he had to get stitches.” He explained carefully.
“Does he have specific triggers?”
“I know of a few. Cigarettes, fire, chains, certain words and names can get him sometimes as well. There should be more information in his file.”
You gnawed at the inside of your cheek. It wasn’t that you were second guessing this adoption, not in the least. But you were scared. How could you not be? What if you accidentally triggered a panic attack? What if he hurt himself? What if he hurt you? What if—
“What can I do?” You asked, “if he has a panic attack, what can I do?”
“Help him to breathe properly, that’s most important. He would most likely start hyperventilating and you’ll have to guide him. Reassure him that you’re there. His stuffed animals calm him down pretty quick, too. Just don’t smother him, don’t try to hug him or grab him in any way because he will lash out. Doing that would just make him feel cornered.” You nodded, taking in the information as thoroughly as you could, muttering to yourself to make notes of everything he just said.
“Hopefully, if you’re careful and understanding and good to him, you won’t have to worry about one occurring. He’ll be okay. It’s scary, but I can tell you’ll be able to handle it.”
You cocked a brow. “How can you tell?”
He smiled lightly to himself, simply shrugging with a knowing glint in his eyes. You narrowed your own eyes at him, but just as you were about to question him further, something like a brick wall slammed into you.
“What the fuck—!” you cursed loudly as the air was knocked from your lungs, sending you stumbling backwards. But whatever had rammed into your chest swiftly maneuvered itself behind you, preventing you from falling flat on your ass.
“Jeon Jungkook! Get back here this instant you mutant bunny!” A furious Latina came storming into the hall, soaked from head to toe, with what looked to be soap suds in her dark wavy hair. Her tan face was flushed with an angry crimson, lips pulled into a snarl that had even you cowering under her glare. You felt a harsh tug at the back of your shirt then sent you stumbling into something large, firm, and warm.
There was the unmistakable sound of growling and snorting by your ear. Okay. What the fuck is happening.
“Ms. Navarro, what happened?” Hoseok gasped at her disheveled state.
“That rabbit happened!” She sneered, pointing an accusing finger in your direction. Raising your brows, you pointed a finger first at your own chest (receiving a deadpan look from the woman) before throwing a thumb over your shoulder at whatever was making low grunting noises in your ear.
“What’d he do this time?” Hoseok sighed, rubbing a hand down his face.
“I was trying to get him to take his stupid bath because he’s beginning to stink up the place and he threw me into the tub, fully dressed!” She hissed, before beginning to spew out livid profanities in a Spanish.
“Jungkook,” Hoseok groaned, shooting a disapproving look in the rabbit’s direction, “why would you do that to Ms. Navarro? She was only trying to help you.”
“Bath bad. Don’t want it.” He hissed, the grip he had on the back of you shirt tightening, effectively drawing you even closer to him.
Shit, was it bad that this is the most intimate you’ve been with a guy in a hot minute? You almost snorted out loud at the thought, but stifled it in fear of being reprimanded by the short, yet admittedly terrifying woman standing before you.
“No, bath good for stinky bunnies like you,” She retorted sharply, hands curling into tight fists as the rabbit hybrid stuck his tongue out tauntingly before ducking down behind you. “Why you little—” Hoseok was quick to jump in as she began to storm over to where you stood, effectively scaring the piss out of you.
“Ms. Navarro, why don’t you let me deal with Jungkook, okay? You know how he can get. You can go dry off and get into some new clothes, is that alright?” His voice was like the calm in a hurricane, and the fury seemed to melt from her features within seconds.
She gave a short nod of agreement, shooting one last look of disdain in Jungkook’s direction before turning and stomping off, muttering something about giving him a right whooping with her chancla. When she vanished from sight, you let out a breath you didn’t realize you were holding in, body deflating.
Placing your palm flat against your chest and feeling the thunderous beating of your heart, you turned to Hoseok with wide eyes. “Well wasn’t she just a ball of sunshine and rainbows.”
He let out a laugh. “That was Ms. Navarro. She’s like the mother figure around here, always keeping everyone in their place. She can be very sweet, believe it or not.”
“Yeah, I don’t,” you grinned playfully. You heard a soft chuckle from behind you, and it was only then that you recalled that there was a bunny hybrid latched onto the back of your shirt. Swiveling your head around, you cocked a curious brow in his direction.
You don’t know exactly what you were expecting him to look like, but it sure as hell wasn’t a large, muscular boy with a face that bore an incredible resemblance to his animalistic half and two proud, brown ears sprouting from his messy dark locks of hair.
“God damn,” you muttered to yourself. His ears twitched in recognition of your words, head tilting adorably in confusion. “Jungkook the mutant bunny, I presume?”
He nodded, staring into your soul with big black sparkling eyes.
“Not much of a talker, huh?”
He nodded, blinking slowly.
“Ah, Jungkookie don’t be rude. Introduce yourself,” Hoseok spoke up, giving the hybrid a look stare.
The bunny stood up straight all of a sudden, hand shooting out in front of him as a look of determination graced his features. “Name Jeon Kookie, twenty year old, rex bunny. Nice meet.”
You stared at him blankly, pondering if it would be possible to fit him in your pocket and bring him home with you right then and there.
Jesus fuck he was adorable.
When you realized he was still waiting for you to shaking his hand, you quickly snapped yourself out of your daze.
“Pleasure to meet you, Kookie. My name’s Y/n,” you smiled up at him, gently sliding your hand into his. It was warm but rough, knuckles covered in scabs and bruises. “Jeez, how’d you get these, huh?”
“Jungkookie can be a little clumsy at times, can’t you, bud?” Hoseok chuckled with a fond shake of his head.
“Kookie plays rough.” The bunny hummed honestly, tapping the back of his hand.
You snorted, “yeah, I can see that— whaaat are you doing.”
The hybrid had unexpectedly leaned forward as you were speaking, getting incredibly close to your face. Close enough that the tip of his nose nearly brushed against yours. Speaking of his nose– it was twitching in a ridiculously bunny–like manner, lips puckering in concentration as his brows furrowed.
“Smells nice. Kookie like.”
“Jungkook, what have I told you about sniffing strangers.” Hoseok scolded him like mother scolded her child for snagging a piece of candy from a convenience store without paying.
The large bunny turned to Hoseok with a faint pout on his lips. “Might not like.”
“That’s right, so you have to ask first.”
Jungkook stared at you unblinkingly, ears twitching forward, “can Kookie sniff?”
Your eyes flashed over the Hoseok, and he must’ve easily picked up on the uncertainty in your eyes. “Smelling helps him determine if you are a potential friend, and assures him that you aren’t a threat. It’s more of a comfort thing for Jungkook, he feels more at ease around people once he knows their scent,” he explained softly, while the bunny awaited your response.
“Uh— I, um… sure, I suppose?” You managed through your confusion, clearing your throat as your voice cracked.
Despite having given him your permission to sniff you— you still yelped in surprise as he buried his nose in the crook of you neck, inhaling deeply. A deep groan vibrated on your skin, making your entire body go rigid, eyes all but popping out of their sockets. Scratch what you said earlier. This was by far the most intimate encounter you’ve had with a man in the past few months– er, years, but who’s counting?
A loud gasp snapped your mind right out of the gutter, your wide eyes easily spotting where it had come from. Taehyung stood at the end of the hall, absolute horror shining in his eyes at the scene laid out before him.
“No! Shoo, bunny! Mine, she’s my owner,” Taehyung shrieked, waving his arms around while rushing to your side and frantically trying to shoo the rabbit off.
The bunny blinked at the puppy hybrid before a cheeky smile graced his features and he turned to you, possessively wrapping his arms around your neck and tugging you into his large body.
“Kookie’s.”
“No! Bad bunny, she already said she’s adopting me, you can’t have her,” Taehyung whined loudly, glaring hard at the larger hybrid.
“Kookie’s.”
“Oh my god.” Your words were strained as the bunny squeezed you hard enough to have your ribcage constricting. Any tighter and he’d pop something out of place.
“Y/n! Tell him! You’re taking me home, not him, you said so!” Taehyung insisted, trying to reach you, only to be bumped to the side as Jungkook maneuvered his body to block the other hybrid.
“Kookie’s now.”
A forlorn howl erupted from Taehyung’s throat, his head tossing back as his knees crumpled beneath him.
You desperately looked towards Hoseok for help, having absolutely no clue what to do in the current situation. Your first time in a hybrid shelter and you’ve managed to break an innocent puppy’s heart and nearly get crushed to death by a gigantic rabbit hybrid.
“Jungkook, Taehyung, that’s enough! You are obviously overwhelming her, please show some consideration,” Hoseok voice boomed in the hallway as he scolded the two hybrids, “Jungkook, let go of her immediately. Taehyung, get off the floor.”
The bunny slowly let his arms drop, taking a sheepish step away from you. Taehyung bit his lip in embarrassment as he pushed himself up, shuffling on his feet. You were surprised at how easily they complied to Hoseok’s demand, especially having seen how Jungkook acting around Ms. Navarro. They must really respect him. Or were mildly terrified of him. Either or seemed fathomable.
“Thank you. Now please go to the common area for a little while and allow y/n to make a decision without you two hounding her and making it more stressful than it already is.”
Taehyung let out a weak protesting whine, only to slump in defeat at the pointed look he received from Hoseok. As both disappeared down the hall, you turned to look at Hoseok, distraught and confused. “What in the actual fucking hell just happened?”
He sheepishly scratched the back of his neck, “well… you see… it would seem that Jungkook has also taking a liking to you.”
“So?”
“So… he wants you to adopt him as well.”
Holy mother of shitness.
Two hybrids? Wanted you to adopt them? You? Why? You’re probably— scratch that, definitely the least qualified person in this entire building to be owning two hybrids. So how the fuck did this happen?
“What do I do?” You asked, desperation seeping into your words.
“Well, you can either choose one…” you had a presentiment of the or that was about to come from his mouth, “or…,” there it is, “you could adopt both.”
“B–both?” You sputtered, damn near choking on air at the suggestion. You owning two hybrids? You owning two hybrids… a puppy and a bunny… they would definitely make the house feel a lot less lonely, that’s for sure. And wasn’t that why you wanted a hybrid in the first place? To rid yourself of the empty, cold feeling of isolation? “Shit, am I crazy for considering it?”
He shrugged, with a quiet chuckle, “only a little. They’re both great hybrids. Both with their… quirks.”
“What’s Jungkook’s deal?” You found yourself curious to learn more about the odd hybrid.
“Jungkook has been here for a two years, just about. His original owners adopted him as a toddler and neglected to teach him basic language skills that young hybrids usually receive from the online courses. He was initially dropped off here because they hadn’t expected him to get so big. It is unusual for a bunny hybrid to reach his height and weight. And he just hasn’t been adopted since. When people are looking for rabbit hybrids, the majority are looking for something small and cute and cuddly. He’s just… not what they’d expect.”
You frowned. “Why are people so shitty.”
“I ask myself that everyday! Working here comes with its perks, but it also makes you realize just how messed up some people are.”
You unfortunately didn’t doubt that for a moment.
Getting one hybrid was a big enough change in and of itself, but two? Could you handle it? Probably not. Would you end up losing your mind before the age of thirty? Most likely. Were you crazy enough to do it anyway?
Yes. Yes you were.
“Alright. I’ve made my decision,” you clapped your hands together loudly, grinning up at Hoseok.
“Already?” He blinked in surprise at how quickly you were able to make up your mind.
“Yup!”
“Who?”
“Both.”
“B–both?” He sputtered in disbelief that you’d actually listened to him, expression mirroring the one you had work earlier. Snickering softly, you nodded. “Do you think you’ll be able to handle it? Taking on two hybrids is a big responsibility. Especially hybrids like Jungkook and Taehyung.”
“Are you trying to dissuade me, Jung Hoseok?”
“No! No, not at all! I just don’t want you to take both home, then realize that you’re not able to handle both of them and end up bringing one or both of them back—” Hoseok let out a yelp of surprise as you took an abrupt step towards him, staring him dead in the eyes.
“I would never do that to either of them. I’m mature enough to know what I can and cannot handle. And if I knew I wouldn’t be able to love those boys the way they deserve to be love then I wouldn’t even be considering taking them in. I’m not some ignorant kid looking for a play thing to enjoy them throw away when I get bored. Like you said earlier… I’m looking for a family. And something about those boys tells me that they’re the perfect fit.”
“Ding, Ding, Ding! Right answer.” He grinned, patting you on the shoulder before smoothly stepping around you and trotting down the hall, “now let’s go adopt you some hybrids.”
You scoffed in amused disbelief upon realizing that that entire little conversation was a set up. “Clever, Jung Hoseok. Real clever,” you chuckled, trailing behind him. He guided you back to the front desk, grabbing all of the paperwork that needed to be filled out in order for the hybrids to legally become yours. The entire way, you couldn’t shake the smile so big that it was making your cheeks ache.
This was crazy, absolutely crazy. Adopting two of the cutest hybrids you’d ever seen in your life in one day… you were definitely questioning your own sanity. But Namjoon said that he’d always be there to help when you needed it. It wasn’t like you were going into this alone, which you were more than just grateful for.
You wondered about every possible thing that came to mind as you filled out the paperwork, page by page, reading over every line with scrutinizing eyes. Most of it was just legal stuff, who would be their vet and such. You’d already gone over most of it with Namjoon in the nights prior to actually coming here so it wasn’t difficult to recall.
Somewhere between the lines you heard a commotion. A group of three teenaged boys (couldn’t be more than thirteen years old) had walked into the shelter, laughing loudly and shoving one another. But their rowdiness quieted as they caught both your and Hoseok’s suspecting gazes, smiling innocently and waving. You got a bad vibe from them, but you tried to focus on finishing the paperwork as Hoseok (begrudgingly) asked what he could help them with.
After another ten some minutes, you reached the last page, brows raising as you read over the last line.
Hybrid’s signature of approval, it read. A faint smile touched your lips.
Hoseok, who’d returned from showing the group to where the hybrids were, must’ve seen the look on your face because he tapped the desk, drawing your attention back to him. “Ready?” You jumped out of your seat, nodding rapidly. He smiled happily at your enthusiasm, nodding towards the door, “let’s go get ‘em.”
By the time you reached the familiar door, your body was buzzing with excitement. All the hybrids had to do was write their signature of approval and they’d be yours.
But unfortunately, they weren’t the first people to catch your attention when the door swung open. In fact, it was the same group of boys as earlier, huddled together in a corner, jeering at a cowering hybrid who was weakly begging them to stop.
“Yah! Get away from him immediately.”
Oooh, Hoseok was maaaad.
The kind of mad where every vein in his neck and forehead was bulging and his face was slowly shifting into fifty shades of red. He stormed over to the group, who now seemed frozen in place at being caught in the act, you following close at his heel. He gathered them up by the backs of their shirts, sharply admonishing them.
“How dare you come in here, into their home, and harass them. How dare you think it’s the least bit acceptable to treat anyone with such disrespect. What will your mothers think about this?” He snarled, glaring eyes jumping from one boy to the next, committing their faces to memory.
“Please don’t call my mom!” One cried out as he dragged them away.
As Hoseok guided the boys out of the room, your eyes flickered back towards the boy. He was crouched against the wall, head tucked into his knees, arms hugging himself with whatever strength remained in his small form. Every few seconds, his body would quiver with what you guessed to be silent sobs. The sight was enough to have your heart shattering into a trillion tiny shards.
Before your mind could ration with your body, your feet were carrying you over to where he sat.
Quietly, you fell to your knees in front of him. He didn’t lift his head, but you knew that he was aware of your presence from the way his small black ears twitched forward, angling themselves attentively in your direction.
“Hello,” you uttered softly, as not to scare him. He was obviously already shaken and deeply upset by what had just occurred and you had no intention of worsening that feeling. When he failed to reply, you continued in that same gentle voice, “are you alright?”
The hybrid scoffed into his arms in disbelief.
You smiled weakly, “stupid question?” He only hummed. “I’m sorry… I’m not great at the whole consoling thing. Kids like that are inconsiderate assholes. Whatever they did or said— don’t believe it, they only want a reaction.”
“But it’s true,” The sharpness of his words caught you off guard, muffled but rigid with hurt and anger, “everything they said was true.”
“What’d they say, hun?” You coaxed carefully, tempted to reach out and touch his hand but knowing that may be crossing a line. He shook his head, burying his face further into the fabric of his sleeves. Sighing, you scooted closer to him, “It’s alright, you can tell me.”
His ears fluttered, as he rolled his neck just enough that he could peek up at you from the corner of his eye, squinting in attempt to get a clear view of your face. There was a moment of hesitation before he spoke again.
“They said… that nobody will ever want to adopt me… because I’m just a disgusting smelly animal… and—“ his voice croaked, “and they made fun of my tail.”
Instinctively you tried to glance behind him. But it seemed he’d tucked his tail safely out of sight of prying eyes as the only parts you could make out were soft looking tufts of black.
“Do you mind if I see your tail?”
He went rigid at the request, still feeling the painful aftershocks of insecurity stinging at his heart. He didn’t want to be judged. He didn’t want anyone else to think of him as a disgusting animal, something to be ashamed of. His body language easily portrayed this uncertainty.
But he took the chance nonetheless. Nestling his head down again to prevent himself from seeing your reaction, he rocked forward, his tail smoothly uncurling. The telltale snowy white stripes, split cleanly down the middle by a thick stream of black instantly gave away exactly what species the boy was. Silence followed, and it had him wanting to start balling all over again. But little did he know you weren’t gawking in disgust like so many others had, rather admiring.
“If my opinion counts for anything,” your voice, the soft genuineness of it surprised him, “I think your tail is very pretty. You should be proud of it.”
He didn’t say anything. And you guessed that was the end of your conversation. Saddened, you were about to stand when a small, nearly inaudible mumble came from hybrid.
“What was that?”
He took a deep breath, and lifted his head. You had to suck in a deep breath and hold it to keep yourself from squealing out loud at just how lovely he was. The sweetest brown eyes, wide and glossy and heavily lidded, a pair of the most beautiful lips you’d ever laid eyes on, along with the most squish-able cheeks imaginable; he was utterly breathtaking.
“You really… think it’s pretty?”
A smile touched your lips. “I think it’s beautiful. I think you are beautiful.”
A warm, pink blush illuminated his cheeks. “I’m not beautiful,” he quickly shook his head, but his ears were peeled forward, searching for more praise.
“You’re right, you’re not beautiful,” his face fell, tail dropping, “because beautiful isn’t a strong enough to describe you. You’re gorgeous, stunning, magnificent, ethereal!” He laughed loudly –a bubbly sound that was ridiculously contagious–, pressing his face into the palms of his hands once again. Only this time it wasn’t in shame or humiliation.
“That’s ridiculous…” he giggled.
“It’s the truth!” You insisted, once again tossing your hands around for emphasis. You giggled together, the smile alighting his features one of the prettiest you’d ever seen, and you quickly realized you’d do just about anything to see him smiling like that again.
Ah, shit. Here we go again.
“My name’s Y/n,” you introduced yourself for the fourth time that day, biting back a wide smile as his cheeks tinted pink.
“Jimin…” dear god even his name was pretty.
“Jimin,” you asked softly, “how would you feel about possibly—”
A low whine cut your question short. Taehyung and Jungkook scrambled up to you, the puppy latching onto your arm while the bunny pushed his nose against your cheek, sniffing and nuzzling affectionately.
“I missed you, y/n!” Taehyung whimpered, looking up at you with big shining eyes and a delicate pout. Jungkook hummed in agreement, not bothering to remove his nose from your skin.
“I just saw you,” you giggled, reaching up and gently ruffling his hair. He sighed, pushing into your pets and allowing his eyes to flutter.
“I know, but I still missed you.”
“Choose?” Jungkook impatiently interjected.
“Yes, I did choose.” You nodded, feeling Taehyung tense up at your side, his grip of your tightening tenfold. Jungkook’s ears perked, eyes going wide as he stared at you expectantly. “I chose both of you.”
“B–both of us?” Taehyung reiterated quietly, “you’re taking both of us home with you?”
“Is… is that alright?”
You suddenly began to feel worried. You’d forgotten to ask them how they would feel living with one another. What if they didn’t want to be one of two hybrids, what if they wanted to be your one and only?
But all concerns were thrown out the window as Taehyung tackled you to the floor with a hug, yipping ecstatically while lathering your face in slobbery licks. You bellowed out laughs as the needy bunny hybrid quickly squirmed his way into the embrace, making soft grinding sounds with his teeth. “Kookie come, too?”
“Kookie come, too,” you confirmed, unable to control the grin that conquered your lips.
The bunny made a noise that prominently resembled that of a cat’s purr, eyes wrinkling at the corners as he smiled contently. You had almost lost yourself in the comfort and warmth the two large bodies of the hybrids were providing you with when you remembered the third sitting not a few feet away. You immediately sat back up, gently nudging the puppy and bunny away from you.
Jimin remained in the same spot, only now he looked deeply disheartened, tail and ears drooping, eyes downcast, lips twisted into a soft frown.
There was absolutely no way in hell that you could leave him here.
What was one more hybrid, huh? How much damage could the adorable little guy really do?
And at this point— fuck it.
“Jimin, would you like to come home with me— with us?”
He seemed taken off guard by the question, blinking rapidly before his face when hard. “I don’t need your pity.” He spat, quickly facing away from you. But you’d already seen the glimmer of hope in his eyes.
“It’s not pity. I want you to be part of my family, Jimin.”
“It’ll be fun, Jiminie!” Taehyung suddenly exclaimed, scrambling over to the skunk hybrid with wide eyes and a wagging tail, “we can play all the time! And– and cuddle! And y/n is real nice; really really nice! We’ll have a home Jiminie! Like we’ve always wanted.”
You guessed the two must be friends from the affection way the hyper puppy nuzzled against the smaller boy affectionately and he didn’t flinch away. “Home…” Jimin murmured softly, with a hint of a smile, “that doesn’t sound so bad, I guess.”
At that very moment, Hoseok came bounding back into the room, immediately making a beeline to where you sat with the hybrids, “Jimin, are you alright? I can’t believe the audacity of kids now a days! Don’t worry, I made sure that they’ll never step foot in this facility again— did I… miss something?”
“I was just asking Jimin if he would like to come home with Jungkook, Taehyung, and I,” you explained with a brief side glance in the skunk hybrid’s direction. He was gnawing at his thick bottom lip, and you could practically see the gears turning in his head. Hoseok looked at you with wide eyes, as if silently asking ‘anotha one?’ to which you smartly replied with, “go big or go home!”
“In that case, it’s up to Jiminie,” he squatted down beside Jungkook, ruffling the bunny’s hair and smiling softly, “would you like to be adopted by her?”
“Could you–” he cleared his throat as a humming red filtered into his cheeks, “come a little closer? I can’t see very well… and I–I’d like to see your face.”
You cooed softly, heart fluttering at his bashful confession before complying, leaning closer to him. He mirrored you, straining his neck and rapidly blinking his chocolate eyes. Your faces were inches away when suddenly his eyes popped open wide, his entire face becoming a throbbing crimson and he quickly ducked back into himself, curling his tail around his legs.
Shit, were you that hideous that you scared him back into the fetal position?
“A–are you good?” You coughed uncertainly. He nodded rapidly, still hiding his face.
“She’s real pretty right? Like an angel!” Taehyung gleefully squealed, nudging the flustered skunk. Your mouth open and shut quickly, on the verge of objecting when Jimin squeaked weakly, murmuring a shy agreement.
“V–very pretty…”
Queue your blushing cheeks and inability to take a compliment. “Okay, enough of that!” You shot a lighthearted glare in a grinning Taehyung’s direction.
“Jimin come?” Jungkook spoke up, blinking at you with an adorable tilt of his head. Your gaze shifted back to Jimin hopefully. He paused, glancing between the four of you before slowly nodding his head.
“I… I want you to adopt me.”
Taehyung let out a squeal of excitement, launching himself at Jimin as you smiled widely. Jungkook once again weaseled himself into the embrace, large body effectively shielding Jimin’s tiny form from view.
You felt a gentle hand come down on your shoulder, looking over to see an amused Hoseok holding out a slip of paper. It had his number on it and a funny looking winking face. “Good luck with that bunch. Text me if you ever need any help, one hybrid can be handful enough, but three?” He whistled, and you swatted him away with a playful glare. Giggling, he backed off, sending one last fond glance at the cuddling hybrids. “You’ve got this. I believe in you.”
Yeah... you were in for a wild ride.
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Masterlist of AUs
okay i’m never putting anything under a read more ever again bc i deleted this whole ass thing and now i’m redoing it so forget me worrying about it being long af it’s what it is my friends
me, scrolling back through my blog: where tf are all my aus smh
(this is why i need them all in one place)
so without further ago, here we go (the title brings you to the tag on my blog, the numbers bring you the posts for that au):
short stay au - Five jumps forward into the apocalypse and gets stuck, but not for forty-five years. No, in fact, Five is only stuck for one year before he figures out how to get home. Which means the Hargreeves get a lap full of traumatized teenage boy with no idea who the Commission agents trying to kill them are (one)
dolores is the universe au - Dolores isn’t just a mannequin, she’s actually the concept of the universe. The only reason Five can hear her is because overuse of his powers has given him enough exposure to the rift between world that she can reach him. But how to explain this to the siblings who think he’s just traumatized? (one, two, three)
immortal au - The first time Five died, he didn’t know it. The second time was harder to explain. The third and the fourth... well. In the apocalypse, Five figures out that he can’t die, which would be fine except every time he dies he resets himself to thirteen. Puberty? Again? Everyone is more than a little concerned about Five’s lack of concern over his welfare, but hey he’ll start caring again when he’s got further to fall okay? (one)
imaginary friend au - When Five was little, he had an imaginary friend named Dolores. He had that imaginary friend for far longer than he should have, to the point where Reginald intervened. And so they all remember this when Five pops back up toting around a mannequin and calling her Dolores, the only difference is Five has stopped giving a single fuck what old Reggie had to say and he isn’t giving up his friend again so easily (one)
instant arrival au - When Five jumps forward, he doesn’t jump into the apocalypse. Instead, he jumps straight into his father’s funeral. He sort of treats it as a weird vacation until he finds out Ben is dead and tries to return, and finds out he can’t. Now his siblings have to deal with a thirteen-year-old brother who saves the day by just being himself (one, two, three)
barking mad au - Vanya’s apocalypse was more targeted and only killed the humans. Five jumps into the apocalypse and instead of being alone, he’s adopted by the feral packs and colonies that have cropped up. He learns to bark and purr and growl and hiss to communicate, finding friends and family where humanity is gone. Of course, this makes returning to said humanity more than a little bit tricky. It’s not his fault his siblings are dense and don’t understand body language, ugh. (one, two, three)
pushed au - Instead of forbidding time travel, Reginald encourages it. He pushes Five to try it, and so when Five vanishes it’s Reginald’s fault. Written off as no great loss, the siblings realize how disposable they are. Who of them will be the next Five? Trust broken, they don’t stick around to find out and run away. When Five returns, it’s to a very different family who has learned how to depend on one another and protect each other. Together, they figure out how to stop the apocalypse (one)
memory mishap au - The siblings take Five’s hands and jump back in time, and it works! They’re thirteen again! Except for the fact that Five had managed to forget everything that happened since the day he decided to jump forward in time the first time. It’s the others turn to protect him as they run away. Five tries to get his memories back, but is that really what’s best? (one, two)
ghost five au - Five doesn’t leave. He stays, and when that one fateful day happens where one of them is slated to die, Five decides to bite the bullet and take Ben’s place. Even knowing Klaus’s powers, he wasn’t really expecting to wake up as a ghost. He somehow unites the family through the power of being irritating and getting Klaus involved. (one)
broken five au - Reginald puts his foot down once and for all about time travel, by threatening Vanya’s life if Five puts another toe out of line. Five, fully believing his father capable of getting rid of the ‘useless’ child, shuts down. When his siblings find out what broke Five, they all decide to run away for their own safety as much as Vanya’s. They end up adopted by a woman happily living in the woods in her cabin who wasn’t expecting to adopt seven children but here she is and she certainly isn’t returning them to Reginald so. Seven kids it is. (one, two, three, four, five, six, seven)
run nanny run au - Look the nannies aren’t blind. They know Reginald doesn’t care about the kids and is looking at them like they’re weapons and not people, so it really shouldn’t be as surprising as it is that they decide to just take the kids and run one day. They are going to give these seven toddlers normal childhoods if it kills them, even if they have to dodge Reginald and the law as they do so. And no one forces Vanya to eat oatmeal like damn (one)
travel forward au - Instead of taking them back, Five miscalculates. It shouldn’t be unexpected, seeing as Five has never taken passengers before. But he manages to slingshot them directly into the future - into the apocalypse. The family gets a first hand look at how Five lived for forty years and gain a better understanding of their brother as he frantically works to get them all out again before they starve to death. (one, two)
daemon au - a crossover with the His Dark Materials universe by Philip Pullman, the Umbrella Academy live in a world where their souls walk beside them in the form of animals made of a material called dust. Of course, with these guys it can never be that simple. Ben’s daemon didn’t vanish upon his death and hangs out with Klaus, Luther and Diego’s daemons are always fighting, Allison’s is lazy and disagrees with her constantly, there’s something off about Vanya’s, and Five’s hasn’t settled yet. It’s certainly a bit of a mad house. (one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, art)
plush companion au - Dolores wasn’t the only friend Five made in the apocalypse. A terrified and grieving child, he built himself a city out of statues and mannequins and stuffed animals. He built himself an entire world in his own imagination to keep himself from crumbling to insanity. Of course, his siblings have a few question after their brother turns back up and suddenly there’s toys turning up in the manor? (one)
atla au - a crossover with Avatar: The Last Airbender, aka all the kids are benders. In a universe where the Xth avatar is foretold to bring about the end of the world, Reginald manages to get his hands on seven children born whose mother’s hadn’t been pregnant when the day began. Apparently he’s training them to defeat this eventual evil avatar, but little do they know that said avatar is among them and tricked into believing she’s a nonbender (one, two)
suppression au - Reginald doesn’t just use his power suppression drugs on Vanya, he uses them as punishment on the others. They learn that their powers can be taken away on a whim and as punishment, and they’re forced to adapt. Five teaches Vanya the skills he learns to cope without powers, because without them they’re on the same level of competency. Vanya realizes just because she’s ordinary she isn’t useless. A more confident and competent Vanya results, and it changes the future for the better (one)
pianist five au - Vanya isn’t the only child who picks up an instrument. Five learns how to play the decorative piano in the mansion so that he can accompany Vanya’s practice. It becomes more than a hobby. In the end, when words can’t get through to the White Violin, it’s perhaps only music that can soothe the savage beast. (one)
artist klaus au - Klaus was a good artist as a child before Reginald deemed art as being ‘childish’ and forbid it. He forgets until he does some art therapy in rehab, and reignites his passion. He steals notebooks and art supplies and does drawings and caricatures for a quick buck on the streets. When the apocalypse is stopped, he also introduces art therapy to his siblings. It’s just soft tbh (one, two)
out of time au - Five doesn’t jump to eight days before the apocalypse, he jumps to the day of. He has to figure things out and figure them FAST. As such, he’s much more open to delegation and includes Vanya in this because lord knows he’s aware she’s more sensible than half his siblings. And if Vanya and Leonard argue when she wants to look after her brother that she only just got back well, if the apocalypse was prevented by this rift then it’s probably for the best (one)
how i met your mother au - The Hargreeves jump back in time, but way back to before they were even born. They find their birth mothers, and get to learn exactly who they were, and it’s a little alarming to find out that they’re all people. The kids built them up in their heads as the monsters who gave them up, but they’re just people with hopes and dreams and fears, capable of mistakes and who had to make a choice on the worst day of their lives. (one)
responsible luther au - Five only spends a year in the apocalypse before jumping back and is relieved to find he has four years to stop the apocalypse. Except, Reginald decides that Five isn’t getting out of his hands again and restrains him. The last child left in the house, Luther, has a choice to make. And he makes it. He chooses Five, and absconds with him from the house. Luther tries to help a deeply traumatized Five recover, while also dealing with his reunited family and Reginald teaming up with the Commission to kidnap Five back. To be honest he should have only expected a mess when all the Hargreeves come together (one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve)
in the trenches au - Just because Vanya is ‘powerless’ doesn’t mean useless. After all, Klaus doesn’t exactly have a combat based power. So Vanya was included, she was part of the Umbrella Academy, she went on the missions and killed and got hurt and risked her life alongside everyone else. Which means that she isn’t dismissed, she isn’t excluded. She’s as much a part of this as they all are, and that changes everything (one)
post apocalypse au - Just things I think the Hagreeves should get up to in a world where they have to deal with the fact that the world isn’t going to end and they actually have to inhabit it. They decide to try and live instead of whatever they’ve been doing for twenty-nine years, figuring out what they like and don’t like as they go where they were never really allowed to before (one)
late addition au - on one fateful day, forty-three women gave birth despite not beginning the day pregnant. Forty-three women produced forty-four children, and that one extra wasn’t exactly supposed to be there. Indeed, unhappy with the apocalypse plans, the Universe slipped her own child next to another as an almost sleeper agent of sorts. Five grew up with his mother’s voice in his ear, the knowledge that he wasn’t like the others, and a mission to take out the true cause of the apocalypse: the Commission. (one, two)
double trouble au - They stop the apocalypse, but that’s not the end of it because a few days after it all ends Five shows up. Except Five is already there. This is a younger Five who time traveled, except there’s no apocalypse to meet him now. Baby Five manages to convince his elder counterpart to see how long it takes the rest of the siblings to cotton onto the fact that there are two of them, and it’s downright alarming how long it actually takes (one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight)
pride and prejudice au - The Hargreeves have returned to Netherfield to figure out the estate after their father’s death. Airheaded Klaus falls head over heels for local soldier Dave Katz, much to the chagrin of over-protective and pig-headed brother Diego. Fortunately, Dave has the fearsome and wonderful Eudora Patch at his side as his best friend. And his little sister, Dolores, is best friends with Five Hargreeves? And for reasons unknown, the Handler is back and sniffing around. (one, two, three, four, five, six)
poster child au - Klaus is a little bit more accurate with that fire extinguisher and Five drops through into the courtyard with a bloody nose and the beginning of a frankly impressive black eye. It’s looking like the poster child for child abuse that Five goes to griddy’s, and Agnes isn’t leaving this abused child alone out front, right? So she witnesses everything and ends up taking Five under her wing and rolling with the whole ‘stop the apocalypse’ train. Along the way she adopts six more children adults, falls in love with an assassin, and saves the world (one)
mechanical boy au - Five and Grace have always been close, in their own way. Away from prying eyes, with careful sentences and unsaid words. Allies in survival against a man who doesn’t care if they live or die. An exploration of a Five who takes more of an interest in his mother, and more in subterfuge. (one, two, three)
ben saves the day au - Instead of Ben dying, it was Klaus. Without his two favorite brothers, Ben drifts away from the family. He leaves when he hits 18 and doesn’t look back. He builds himself a life, gets a job, learns to live. And then of course he’s tossed back into drama central when Reggie kicks the bucket. On the bright side, Ben got one of his favorite brothers back. On the other hand, it appears that Ben got the entire family’s brain cells in the divorce. (one, two, three)
robot five au - Five is just like any of the other Hargreeves, except of course for the fact that he shares more in common with their mother than the other squishier members of the family. It’s a difficult existence, trying to be yourself when even just having free will is too much to ask. But a little trip to the apocalypse and back and Five is done with all this human bullshit and would like very much for people to stop trying to kill his family, thank you. If the others can accept Grace as their mother then on god they will accept Five as their brother. (one, two)
the commission boy au - The Boy was the only success in a series of failures regarding experiments with Number Five’s DNA, or at least the samples left behind after his rather explosive exit. Growing up trained to be the perfect assassin, the Boy eventually discovers the Commission’s dirty laundry. Mainly, the existence of Five. Assuming that Five is another successful experiment and his ‘brother’, the Boy betrays the Commission and embarks on a journey to discover who his family are, and more importantly, who he is. (one, two, three, four, five, six)
hogwarts au - When Five is ten, a woman comes to the house and talks about magic. Reginald tosses her out, but Five follows her and tells her with wide innocent eyes that their father bought them and is planning to expose their ‘powers’ to the world. The magical community can’t have that, and all seven children are bundled up and placed at Hogwarts. They still have their powers, which don’t seem to be linked to their magic in any way, but they’re not about to tell any of the adults that. (one, two, three, four, five, six, seven)
changeling au - When 43 children were born around the world, they became a curiosity that got the attention of a powerful member of the fae, The Handler. Changelings are traditional, so she sent off a minion to swap one of the children with her own - except something goes wrong. The switch isn’t made. One woman assumes she had twins, and gives both of them to Reginald Hargreeves. Five grows up with rules. Lies burn like coal on his tongue, he is bound to his word, and he knows the true power of names. The Handler isn’t willing to let sleeping dogs lie. (one, two, three)
timeboy au - When Five is young, he finds a blue box in an alley that feels like home. He finds a friend, the TARDIS finds family. She finds him again, over and over through the years. Five grows up with the TARDIS’s voice humming in his head, blue glowing on his hands. He asks her to teach him to time travel, and she does. But when he jumps - time screams. It’s wrong. It’s time for a team up between Five and Team TARDIS to fix the timeline, prevent the apocalypse, and learn some important life lessons along the way. (one, two, ao3)
supernatural au - In another world, 43 children appeared out of thin air. In this world, Reginald is a collector. Of what, you might ask? Well just look in his library. Reginald Hargreeves is one of the world’s foremost expects on supernatural and mythical creatures. Why, just look at his children. (one)
pokemon au - Blessed by legendaries, the Umbrella Academy aren’t entirely human. They look human enough, but humans can’t learn pokemon moves. Humans don’t have a type. Reginald wriggles through a loophole, and gets custody of seven legendary children, though of course there are only six on a traditional team. Sorry Vanya. (one)
gym leader au - the Hargreeves are certainly a power family since they were trained from infancy to be the best trainers they can be. Of course, being gym leaders means they’re in the middle of all the weird and wacky shit that happens. Don’t mention the celebi incident that resulted in the dragon gym leader looking like a teenager, for the love of god. (one)
unviable au - Time travel doesn’t work. It needs a conduit. Taking all of time into something as fallible as a human heart... Five gets to the apocalypse, and he doesn’t immediately realize that he can’t touch things any more. He can’t interact with the world. He figures he got stuck in a pocket dimension of some sort, and eventually manages to travel back in time - except the only people who can see him are Klaus and Ben. They tell him that he’s dead, a ghost, but that’s not going to stop him from saving his family and, maybe, the world. (one, two, three)
prophet five au - Five’s time powers are a little different than canon. When he dreams, he sees the future. A possible future. He spends most of his childhood tweaking and prodding at the world to make sure his family is safe, terrified of being discovered. And then he starts dreaming of the apocalypse, of a life he hasn’t lived, and he decides to change the world. But he needs a little help. That’s where Vanya comes in. (one)
delayed au - when forty-three children were born, one mother looked Reginald Hargreeves in the eyes and said, no thank you. She would raise her child herself, thanks. Except her son turns five-years-old, and he’s not safe. He teleports, and he gets lost, and - she turns to the academy in desperation. Five knows about the outside world. Knows that he was loved. Reginald is full of shit, and Five tries his best to save the world. (one)
tog/tua crossover - Five dies in the apocalypse and starts dreaming of other people. Andy has been confused about the immortal child she’s dreamed about on and off for eons. Nile joins the team and with the power of google search, they set off to find the mystery child immortal. Five, on the other hand, would just like to stop the apocalypse and maybe take down the commission thank-you-very-much. (one, two, three)
rebel vanya au - Vanya’s meds suppressed her powers, but her emotions were fine. Vanya grew up loud, grew up sneaking out and acting out because the only attention she could wrench from Reginald was negative attention. With anger in her heart, a friendship with her favorite two brothers based on bashing their father, and girlfriend Helen Cho that was maybe an enemies to lovers orchestra au. When Five pops back up, Vanya isn’t going to let anything get in the way or her and her girlfriend’s concert, so obviously they have to stop the apocalypse. Right? (one)
the red book au - Five finds several things in the apocalypse. He finds an eye, he finds Vanya’s book, and he finds Reginald’s notebook. Five finds out about his sister’s powers when he’s just a teenager, and grows up knowing about them. This... changes some things, when he hops back in time to save everyone. (one, two)
five meets susan au - Susan Pevensie is an old woman now, but that’s okay, because Five is old as well where it matters. They’ve both lived through loss and love and heartache, both know what it’s like to be too old to be so young and too young to be so old. They both know what it’s like to be lost in a world so different from the one they knew before. They both know what it’s like to be left alone. But that’s okay, because Five needed someone who understands him and Susan is the closest thing he’s got. (one, two, three)
oneshots - Just little oneshots, usually within the scope of vague canon or post-stopping the apocalypse times where I write about just family bonding and conversation I would like to see happen in canon. Usually about the siblings bonding and occur on a whim. (one)
#masterlist#my aus#au masterlist#if there's any y'all want me to explore more#all u gotta do is ask#i also have a whole lot of au asks sitting in my inbox as well for me to eventually respond to#but i wanted to finish this up first#the umbrella academy#tua#tua aus#master list
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The Dirty Dawg: Build-A-Bear
Dedicated to @straynoel ! Thank you for the lovely suggestion. Sorry it came so late! School is always gonna be a bitch you know?
Samatoki
Regrets ever agreeing to going on this date, but then when he sees your face light up at the aspect of going to a Build-a-Bear workshop, he suddenly has no regrets, though he has to look like he doesn’t want to be there because he’s a toughie like that
Picking the stuffed animal: believe it or not, he get’s kind of involved. The kind of really annoying involved
“Idiot. Don’t get that one, the seam looks loose.”
“Those eyes are too creepy.”
“Why would you choose a bunny at a build-a-bear workshop.”
“Don’t get white, it’s going to get dirty.”
You don’t get annoyed though, even if some people are wondering why a Yakuza boss is in such a place, you find it cute that he’s trying to act all tough when in reality he’s kind of invested
Ultimately, you end up choosing the classic teddy bear, just because Samatoki said that it’s cute and that its the entire point of going to build a bear is to make a bear
For choosing clothes: this part takes even longer than the bear choosing part because Samatoki looks like he’s actually shopping and doesn’t let you get the pink sparkly ones because… I mean… he won’t be caught dead buying that for you
You decide though that he gets no say in it and you choose a white polo and black pants and rubber shoes
And a leather jacket
He realises it’s his clothes after like, fifteen minutes
You say that it’s because you want to be with Samatoki AKA Mr Ha Ko on The Microphone even if he’s not there with you
Samatoki really tries hard not to blush and is just calling you dumb repeatedly
For Accessories
You get a microphone. Enough said. You almost get the sunglasses but Mr Ha Ko said no even if he looked like he was thinking about it. Maybe next time.
For choosing the Sounds:
Nope. -Samatoki
Though you get the burping sound so it’s funny, much to his chagrin
It kind of reminds you of whenever Riou (unfortunately cooks)
For choosing the scent
Samatoki doesn’t like any of the smells to be associated with Samatoki Jr., but he offers his cologne instead
For the Heart Ceremony
Oh my, its free, the heart I mean and you’re all for it. Samatoki however, is not.
You make him do it and Samatoki refuses so hard, but then he does it anyway
The person in charge makes it as unhumiliating as possible because he is THE yakuza boss and he is THE scariest person ever so it’s just a quick: rub it on your chest so that he feels the best! Rub it on your head please don’t make me dead- I mean, so that it will be wise! Rub it on your arms (oh damn that bicep) so that he’ll be strong yay! Please don’t kill me
It’s funny though to see him grumbling like that
For stuffing
He’s actually willing to help you and is like actually careful so that you don’t over stuff it
For naming
“WE’RE NOT NAMING IT SAMATOKI JR.”
“What no… not Mr. Ha Ko, he’s too… soft”
You: But it has to remind me of you!
Him: eh… Toki?
You actually name it Toki and make him sign the birth certificate (he signs with reluctance as ever and tries to look tough but really how can you look tough at a place like this)
He pays for it. No hesitation whatsoever and practically drags you out of the workshop, complaining about how embarrassing it is, but you know he enjoyed it
You find out later that he did the same thing for Nemu, except he did it alone.
Ichiro
Is all in for it
No regrets whatsoever
Yes let’s go there.
Ichiro actually has gone there for Saburo (and Jiro… and himself) so he says your bear can join the Buster Bros Bear Family
Picking the Stuffed Animal:
Something nerdy and yes he is so into choosing
“Don’t you want a dragon?”
“Oh wait but those clothes won’t fit…”
“Oh maybe a regular bear? Nah that’s boring.”
“Oh but if it’s blue it would be weird if we dressed him or her up in that outfit bc the character doesn’t have blue skin
Though, you end up picking a generic bear and decide to go all out on the clothes and the accessories so you have more freedom to personalise
Ichiro wants to buy the Pokemon build a bear online though, maybe some day
Choosing Clothes and Accessories
Here we go, you’re both cosplayers and you both know your way with clothes so this part
You immediately talk over the pros and cons of what cosplay to buy for the bear
Or at least, something that resembles the anime of your choice
You both agree to dress up the bear (and give it the accessories) of your favourite anime character from your favourite anime
Ichiro makes sure it is accurate as possible
Down to the top, the number of buttons, color of bottoms, color of the accessories and the overall vibe of the bear
No like, he really took it so seriously
And so did you
Choosing the Sounds
Well, none are accurate enough, but since you can record sounds, Ichiro plays one of the iconic lines from the anime and records it on the sound
Yes you both look like weebs but you both are cute weeds because nothing is cuter than making a toy look nerdier or as nerdy as the two of you combined
Choosing the Scent
Match personality to scent…. Well you tried but in the end you picked lavender
Ichiro said that it smelled good so you just went with it and trusted in his judgement because you love and believe in your boyfriend yehey
For the Heart Ceremony
Oh well, you make Ichiro do this one with you and he wholeheartedly agrees with it.
Thankfully, the employee knows you’re both weeds so he/she makes the entire thing super anime related!
Rub it on your head so he’s as smart as ___! Rub it on your arms so he’s strong as Goku! Jump up and down for it to have the power of _____! Etc. Etc. It actually lasts a longer time than usual because the employee is also a weeb
For Stuffing
He places a kiss on your nose before he helps you stuff it carefully until it is full enough so that you can hug it tight and it will give you comfort yay
For naming
Well obviously, you name it after the character you dressed it up as
Then you realise you can buy other clothes and ichiro realises this also
So you both have to decide on the name
Akira, for the sake of having the nickname of Aki which is pretty cute if you ask me
Also, at this point you both realise you could have cosplaying bears with your disgustingly cute couple cosplays
Both of you sign the birth certificate and he boops you on the nose with the bear and plays with it as if it is the character
Ichiro pays for it, and even buys and extra outfit for his bear to be matching with yours.
Jakurai
Kind of reluctant, but goes with it anyway if that’s what makes you happy
However when you both get to the mall, he seems to be slightly into it
He actually thinks this would be a good idea for Doppo and Hifumi and for his clinic… mostly whenever Doppo visits he’s a nervous wreak.
Picking the Stuffed Animal:
Is kind of serene about it
Picks each one up gently and strokes it like really peacefully like he’s actually contemplating each one
He does suggest some, but mostly just helps you choose between the options you picked
You get a Sabertooth and Jakurai gets a Wolf
Reasoning behind the Sabertooth is because it’s cute
Wolf… because… Matenrou… I mean… duh
You actually tease him about it but he blushes and clutches it tighter
He genuinely wants one
Choosing Clothes and Accessories
Jakurai obviously wants a doctor’s outfit for his!
Complete with the head light and the stethoscope
And the clipboard
And a chew toy
Yes it costs money but how much do you think Jakurai, the leader of Matenrou, winner of the most recent division battle, talented doctor, etc etc, earns?
You pick whatever the hell you want, but you get a black turtleneck for your sabertooth because why not
Choosing the Sounds
Jakurai picks a heartbeat sound because whenever he visits the children’s ward, he wants the kids to hear the heartbeat of their new friend (no I’m not crying you’re crying bitch)
You pick a meow because it’s kinda cute to hear such a “fearsome” beast meow
Because it’s cute, I mean… hello why not
Jakurai doesn’t even fight you at all, he’s like content to see you happy with what you’re doing, plus he’s also having fun making his wolf
Choosing the Scent
Jakurai chooses strawberry because it’s kid-friendly and he remembers both Doppo and hifumi like that scent, as artificial as it might be
You pick lavender, well there’s no exact reason, but it might be Jakurai’s shampoo, though you never actually know because with hair as great as his, he probably uses a shit ton of great shampoo
For the Heart Ceremony
Now, Jakurai being 30 something and you being of the same age-ish, there is no way the two of you were going to do it
However, there are some small kids there that know Jakurai (and you by default) and look really really hopeful that you’re going to do it
So your mom and dad instincts come out and you both enlist the help of your kids
The employee does the usual heart ceremony, and you and Jakurai really enthusiastically do it with the kids because you’re motivated to make them laugh as the ceremony gets sillier and sillier
You see the genuine joy in Jakurai’s face when he’s helping people and you get a little emotional because wow he’s such a great guy
For Stuffing
You’re both careful with your toys and you know, you’re still gushing over Jakurai being a wonderful doctor and he’s good with kids (I mean he has two big kids, so how different would actual kids be)
He just says that you’re incredible as well
You know, you’re both at that age where you just want a fluffy domestic life so you’re both kind of just glowing in happiness
For naming
You sign each other’s birth certificates (DOMESTICITY IS LIFE BRO) and you name yours Airi (meaning beloved Jasmine) and he names his Tsuyoshi (which means strong) because he wants his patients to always feel like they’re strong and that they’re brave
Jakurai of course pays for both bears and you both have like a coffee after and have a very cute and fluffy date
You also take pictures with the kids you played with a while ago because they’re his fans and they want you and he wants you to be in the picture because really they had so much fun
Ramuda
Is the one that suggested this date happen
Yes we all know he’s a manipulative, multi-layered personality, but he actually enjoys doing build-a-bear
Loves it. Practically skips his way to build a bear.
Has gone there for himself… and for himself… he has at least three
Picking the stuffed animal:
Nope not the bear
Why would you get the bunny
Get the unicorn!!! Ooo or the dragon *drags you* oh what about this one it’s so soffftttttt
Ok so you both end up getting a pastel pink cat (him) and a pastel pink dog (you)
Because
I mean
Your boyfriend’s hair is pink… and he has a lollipop that’s pink… and his speakers are candy… I mean if anything you like that kind of thing
Choosing Clothes and Accessories
Oh god this takes longer than Samatoki and Ichiro
Ramuda is the fashion designer
No that clashes with the pink!”
“Why would you choose that pants with that shoes”
“Are you kidding me with the skirt? You should get a patterned one if you want a plain shirt.”
Your outfit:
Pastel Rainbow tutu
Rainbow unicorn hoodie
White sneakers
Star Necklace
His outfit:
He also likes the rainbow unicorn hoodie so you’re matching
He also wants to get it in real life
Pink shorts
White sneakers
Star Necklace
Outfits are so cute and Ramuda is thinking about actually getting that outfit
Choosing Sounds
Meow and Woof
I mean, it’s pretty cute
And nothing is more kiddie than picking the actual sounds of the animal and giggling
Oh no actually after you pick up the meow and woof, you both decide to pick I love you sounds so you both can squeeze it at each other
Ramuda may be a sketchy fuck who probably has a network and he knows what he’s doing, but he’s a child and he just wants fun
Choosing the Scent
Oh this one is fast
Ramuda immediately goes for the bubblegum and you for the vanilla cupcake
No debate whatsoever
And also you’re both craving for sweets
For The Heart ceremony
Let’s go
You’re both so game for it like, the employee is a huge ramuda fan so she goes for it with the heart ceremony
Give it a twirl!
Ramuda: wheee~
Clap your hands together rub it on your heart
Blow a kiss!
Dance to “insert J-Pop and K-Pop song here” so that your friend will have rhythm
Jump around!
So on and so forth!
For Stuffing
Overstuffed the first time
Understuffed when you take it out
The employee ends up helping you because you both keep fucking up
Ramuda gives you a big hug after and holds your hand
For Naming
You sign each other’s birth certificates
Ramuda has a really nice signature with the hearts and the stars
Yours: Mao (Dance Cherry Blossom)
His: Hoshiko (Star child) because he likes it and it’s great
Obviously, Ramuda is secretly loaded, but you somehow space out and pay for it… though Ramuda sneaks the money back in your bag like the kid he is
#Hypnosismic#hypmic#thedirtydawg#tdd#ramuda amemura#samatoki aohitsugi#jakurai jinguji#ichiro yamada#hypnosismicrophone#matenrou#buster bros#fling posse#mad trigger crew#build a bear#headcanon
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gotta have a vent post about my family,
cw: verbal abuse, childhood traumas, idk what else but if your parents were mean to you and yelled at you a lot please use caution before reading
so my sister and her husband have 4 kids. and that’s a lot to handle. and i’m not a parent, so my Opinions On Parenting are to be taken with a massive grain of salt. but. damn. they yell so much and it really upsets me.
their youngest kid is 6 and he’s been acting out lately, mostly running through the house, yelling, hitting, and calling his brothers names or dumping out their toys. when he’s asked or told to do something, he’s been ignoring it or refusing and then running away to his room to scream or throw things around.
i understand it’s infuriating. i’ve only been here a week and i get how quickly that kind of behavior would get tiresome and enraging. but. ugh. i see it and i want to talk to the kid to find out what’s wrong. because something is clearly wrong! this isn’t how he always behaves (he’s rambunctious and hyper, but this is more than usual) and the violence thing sends up red flags for me.
there’s not much i can do because he doesn’t know me at all (seriously i come once a year, if that) and you aren’t gonna sit and talk shit out with someone you don’t know/have a trust built with. but i went in his room the other day when he was in there as punishment, and he was punching his door with his tiny 6 year old fists. i told him that was probably going to end up hurting him more than anything, and he said he wanted a punching bag (is this something a 6 year old kid should be wanting? is that weird? worrisome?)
i ended up holding out this big stuffed gorilla he had and letting him punch it as much as he wanted to. i reminded him that hitting people or punching/kicking walls isn’t a great idea. and maybe he can’t get a punching bag but he could always take out aggression on a stuffie if he needs to.
then today he was acting out again and his dad ended up yelling at him and calling him evil and cursing at him. he ran to his room and shut the door and cried. i’m glad i wasn’t here for it, because hearing the shouting and stomping and slamming makes me tense and anxious even if it’s not something i have specific trauma around.
tonight he wandered out into the living room at 2am and asked to sleep in bed with his mom/my sister. he looked so little and i’m worried about him. because this shit sticks with people, and it’s easy to imagine him staying violent and not learning healthy and constructive ways to deal with his rage.
i don’t have kids for a lot of reasons. but if i did i think one thing i’d bring to the table is thoughtfulness and care. wanting to find solutions for things that could possibly do the least damage possible (with the understanding that the power dynamic of parent/child is inherently damaging to a child in ways that are sometimes out of our control).
and fuck. i don’t wanna judge my sister for being broken. she’s depressed and has no fucking support system outside of her husband. watching real housewives with me, she joked that “this is why i don’t have friends, because it would just end up like that,” and i was like...i mean. that’s not true? you can’t expect someone who’s emotionally broken/hurting to provide emotional support to young children. but they need it! and it’s fucked up that they aren’t getting it as much as they should.
idk. being here is hard bc i can slide so easily into fucking co-d mode. the other day i thought to myself, “gee it would be great to go to an al-anon meeting” even though i am not, in fact, the child of an alcoholic-- simply because my mom (as a child of an alcoholic who was also a child of an alcoholic etc etc back to ireland) passed on co-dependence and expected/needed everyone around her to manage their emotions in such a way that hers would never slide out of control (into rage or depression). i did a lot of walking on eggshells and pretending to have no problems or negative emotions as a kid (i literally didn’t cry in front of anyone for years and would wake up in the middle of the night sobbing) and i’m doing that here with my sister all over again.
and it feels shitty to think that most of this could’ve been solved by using fucking birth control instead of being stupid fucking devout c*tholics, but like. really. you know what would have reduced your stress? NOT HAVING FOUR KIDS. i look at my sister sometimes and see someone who made all the choices women are told to make and it fucked her up so bad but i know i can’t save her. it’s fucking depressing, y’all.
and that littlest kid is maybe gonna go on adhd meds which could probably chill him out a bit but who the fuck knows? how good does life get when every day someone yells at you?
#please don't reblog thanks v much#i'm sorry for not tagging but hopefully you saw the CWs above#i really don't want this to end up in some kind of abuse tag#i don't have kids but if i did i hope i wouldn't treat them like this#but also if i had kids i sure as fuck wouldn't have this many of them#replies are welcome esp if you have thoughts on how to deal with this shit#or if you're a parent who wants to help me understand my sister's approach#i can't ask her bc she lost her shit at me last time i was here and it was fucking scary#i rolled her eyes at something she said and she tried to kick me out of her house#and then begged me to stay when i packed a bag and said i was going to a hotel#fuck just thinking about it makes me nauseated
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idk if requests are still open bc it says not in ur bio (idk ignore this if theyre not) but iF they are: could u write a fluff-y ish scenario about maybe older keith n reader w/ a kid? idk wot (thank you uwu)
Words: 1193
Genre: Fluff
Notes: Here you go! x
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Disneyland had never been Keith’s favourite place.
In fact, most places outside of his allocated work locations, hedidn’t enjoy. The entire time, he was thinking about getting home,perhaps lounging in the sitting room with you resting on his chestand your daughter playing with her toys in front of the television assome bad soap opera played in the background. Neither of you everlistened to what was going on; despite having watched nearly everysingle episode of Eastenders, neither of you could name asingle character bar Phil Mitchell.
And it was perfect that way. A peaceful end to a night that wasno doubt clipped onto a hectic day. It was all Keith really wantedafter a long day of work, risking his life, arguing with Lance overstupid things, and now – being a father, which took a lot moreenergy out of him than he had originally thought.
He was getting used to it now, though. Annie was nearly nearlyfour years old, had started talking in choppy sentences. She repeatedherself often, asked “Why?” more than necessary, but Keithfound himself getting used to the life of fatherhood. He had aroutine. He knew how things worked now.
That was until Lance decided it was a necessity to bring yourfour year old daughter to Disneyland, and the idea had been drilledinto Annie’s head since then.
And so, there you, Keith and Annie were, standing in front of thecastle at Disneyland, Annie bouncing up and down in excitement asMickey Mouse oh-so-casually strolled past her. She was yelling,pointing and grinning and laughing – a sight that warmed Keith’sheart more than he cared to admit.
Instead, he stuffed his hands into his pockets and craned hisneck, trying to work the cricks out of the muscles after a long dayof chasing after a four year old around one of the biggest amusementparks he had ever set foot in.
You shot a glance at him as Annie continued to jump up and down,commenting on the lights that glittered against the darkening sky ofParis.
“You look tired,” you mumbled, nudging Keith with your elbow.
He looked over at you, one hand still clamped on the back of hisneck. “I am. Who thought this was a good idea?”
Youscoffed, rolling your eyes. “Stop being so brooding foronce, Keith Kogane. I saw your face whenever you and Annie went onthe tea cups-”
“Tea cups?” Annie exclaimed, spinningaround to face her parents. “Can we go on them again? Please! Theyspan around really, really fast!”
Keith saw you stifling a giggle as he pretended to scowl,pretended his heart wasn’t melting at the sight of his daughterhaving such a good time. She had been raised on the castle-ship, afact that had never sat well with Keith but something he couldn’tquite help. She had been around protocol her entire life, her daysplanned out to avoid her getting involved in any of the dangerousstuff her father had to throw himself into everyday.
He had never truly thought about it before, but she had never hadthis type of freedom. He’d be damned if he took it away from her allbecause he was tired.
So, Keith forced a smile onto his face, reached down and grabbedher hand. She yelled in amusement as he walked her back towards thetea cups, which were now lit up as they swirled around and around oncontinuous loops. You followed close behind them, snapping picturesof them walking hand-in-hand, keeping memories that Keith knew wouldbe important one day. Important to him, a reminder that he wasn’t anawful father, despite everything his overactive brain liked to tellhim.
By the time it was Annie and Keith’s turn to clamber into one ofthe tea cups, Annie was yelling in excitement, her little legsbouncing up and down, toes refusing to touch the floor as she waitedfor the ride to start up. Keith looped an arm around her shoulders,pulling her into his side to calm her down, but there was no use indoing so. She simply wound her arms around Keith’s middle, buried herhead in his side as the ride stuttered to a start and, soon, theywere spinning around in gentle circles.
Flying through space in a lion that was constantly being knockedback and forth had made it easy for Keith to handle things like this.Spinning in circles for a few minutes was nothing he wasn’t used to,but Annie was different. She squealed, scrambling on the chair as ifthe rounds the tea cup was doing was going to throw her off the edge.
“I’ve got you, baby,” Keith said through stuttered laughter.“You’re not going anywhere.”
Annie either didn’t hear herfather, or she chose to take extra precautions. She rose up from theseat, standing on shaky legs and threw herself towards Keith,wrapping her arms around his neck and burying her face in hisshoulder. Keith threw his head back as her forehead knocked againsthis jaw, her trying her hardest to hide her face from the windswhipping past the two of them in this moment.
Keith shot a glance out towards the crowd of smiling parents. Youwere standing amongst them, camera obscuring your face, but it didvery little to shield the smile that was so very clearly tugging onyour lips at the sight of your daughter trying to scramble into herfathers embrace.
Keith turned back to Annie, squeezed her a little tighter toremind her that he wouldn’t let her go.
As the ride came to a slow stop, Annie pulled away and gasped asthe wind hit her face. Keith laughed at her expression, jaw open andviolet eyes popped wide. He held her hand and led her from the teacups.
He had certainly underestimated just how many times the tea cupshad span around in such a short space of time.
Almost as soon as he and Annie’s feet touched the ground, Keithfelt himself stumbling. Annie squealed, a mix between nerves andamusement, as Keith tilted slightly, before crashing to the floorwith Annie falling on top of him in the process.
He could hear your laughing from a mile away as he tried toregain his composure, but his attempts at lifting his head weredeemed useless as a headache slammed into him and he let it fall backto the concrete.
Annie grumbled, rubbing her nose against Keith’s shirt as sheherself tried to get her head back on straight. Keith wound his armsaround his little girls middle, tugging her closer to him and buryinghis own head in the crook of her neck. She giggled, winding herlittle arms around his neck and pressing a childlike kiss to hischeek that left behind slobbers that Keith grimaced at.
“Thank you, daddy!” Annie exclaimed. “Can we go on themagain?”
And in the background, you continued to laugh.
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I want some cute/fluff things to go awww for from the BNHA Ageswap AU, so let me here 'em! Tell us about some funny or adorable things that happened before the Canon of ageswap between the friends/former classmates/teachers when they dealt with younger siblings & brotherhood, a fire spitting baby and a telekinetic green haired girl that just lost her parents. Maybe not in that order. Chronological, if that is manageable. I want some dorky friends being friends and dorks while trying to manage.
bless your heart, fluff sounds wonderful right about now! :D Forgive me if this answer turns out entirely too long and incoherent, but I really like thinking about this stuff.
so, like the Ageswap heroes, a lot of them when they graduated were more on line of like, just regular old friends. But there were certainly groups of them that were good close buddies together (i.e the Dream Team of Ageswap Uravity/Ingenium/Deku, who absolutely were besties, and also Kirishima and Bakugou were pretty alright with each other come grad time). Once their hero work started in earnest, it turned out their ties to each other was beneficial from time to time, so it drew them much closer together! Within just a few years of graduating, they’re much closer to the Family UA we know and love, but it isn’t until just a bit later that they get that final push.
(Putting the rest of it under the cut because while I answered your question and gave you some Fun Times, on a whole this answer turned into every conceivable fact and detail about the history of the Family UA squad and their adventures in childrearing, and also general silly things about Inko, Enji and Tensei because I could. Sorry - I hope you don’t mind, and that I more or less cover the stuff you’re really looking for!! This is going to be a record-setter as far as length goes, oh jeez.)
Most of the Ageswap Heroes work as just heroes for some time following their graduation, making names for themselves and rising through the rankings. Their jobs at UA don’t happen until a little further down the timeline, which I’ll elaborate on later.
Inko is the first to join the Ageswap UA fam, actually. Deku had been fighting some villains, a group they’d been tracking down for a good few months now - it’s the first time they’d been able to pin these guys, and it’s now or never to bring them in. Still, even in a two-on-five fight, Deku’s no pushover. It’s all going well until one of the villains whirls around, swings wide past the two heroes, and launches a hit straight at a building nearby.
Someone screams. One of the others follows their comrade’s lead and takes potshots at people on the street, and the whole block just starts to crumble.
On that day, the pro-hero Deku breaks his self-imposed quirk limits (which are in place more for the protection of others than for his own sake at this point in time, in order to quickly subdue the villains so that he can call in rescue squads because they have civilians they need to save right this damn minute, come on!
He works in tandem with the rescue teams for hours. It’s the low burning kind of physical activity, the careful shift of debris and following the desperate yell of people, trapped and afraid and god, if only he could’ve ended the fight sooner-!
It’s not his fault, not entirely - he can’t be everywhere at once, with some villains engaging him and others going to wreak havoc, but though this isn’t the first time there may be casualties, it’s still hard. They’d been fighting in an area with plenty of offices and apartments, and though some had managed to evacuate, others had been unable to do more than lock themselves into their homes and hope for the best.
Deku sees something incredible and terrible, in the ruins of one of the apartment complexes. A married couple, crumpled cold and together beneath rubble, unseeing eyes locked on the ruined door frame. Above them, in the room they diligently guarded, chunks of wood and plaster and tile float harmlessly among stuffed toys and dolls. It’s like some kind of morbid baby mobile to entertain the slumbering infant, still unaware of the world around her.
(”Esper-like quirks,” they tell him later. “They used their quirks before death and tied them to the baby, and the strength of it caused their quirks to linger. We’ve never seen anything like it, but you found her just in time - the effects wouldn’t have lasted much longer.”
“That’s not true,” Deku doesn’t say when they leave, baby tucked into the crook of his arm, safe and sound and fast asleep. “I didn’t find her fast enough - her parents would still be alive if I had.”)
Izuku takes Inko in, after, because of a sense of duty. It was his fault, in a way, not stopping the villains fast enough, not finding Inko and her parents fast enough. When he returns home, the first thing he does is call Ochako, and explain everything. He wasn’t sure who else to call, he admits, and there’s probably someone else they know who would be better to call about this, but there’s a sleeping baby with dead parents in his hands that he’s just asked to have temporary custody over and dear god he’s got absolutely NO CLUE WHAT I’M DOING PLEASE H EL P ME
(he wants to do right by this baby, by god, but he’s not exactly built for this.)
Once she’s done laughing, Ochako pulls Tenya aside because as it turned out, she’d been with him at the time. Between the three of them, Deku buys a shit-ton of baby supplies, goes over the procedure for gaining legal custody of Inko, tells everyone that “yeah sorry I’ve got a kid now! ….surprise?”, and gets so many visits from everyone at this time like “damn, man, lookit u growing up so quick :’)”
The first year is an adventure, man. This is the first kid of the Ageswap UA squad, so, no one has any clue what their doing. Izuku gets lots of little “care packages” in the mail from everyone containing stuff that’s supposed to help him (by the second month he’s got two whole cabinets devoted to diapers, and he tells everyone to stop sending them already because god, guys, she’s one baby, come on). Eventually, with lots of trial and error, Izuku settles into something normal-ish with Inko, the custody goes through, and everything’s fine.
Then a year later, Tensei is born! Tenya, for his part, is ecstatic at his little brother’s birth, because of course he is, it’s his little brother! Everyone is invited to come meet his little bro, but only a few people can really make it - Uraraka comes, and though Izuku can’t make it in person, he skypes in with Inko and sends his love and wishes. Todoroki drops by with his significant other (who, for reasons, we aren’t elaborating on. I don’t really want to fridge them, but right now, that’s mostly what we’re doing with them), as well as most of the class at varying times because they need to travel to arrive where Tenya and his bro are, and sometimes that kind of time just doesn’t happen for a while. By the time Tensei is a year old, though, everyone has visited at least once! Bakugou’s visit only lasted a few minutes, but at least he showed up.
Tenya does his best to help his parents look after the newborn Tensei as the Iida fam figure out how to balance their hero duties with taking care of the baby. For a time, the Iida family ducks out of the limelight in order to focus on Tensei. When they have the time, the others come in to help after their first visits. It’s sporadic, but the Iida’s appreciate it a lot! Tenya and Izuku end up swapping a lot of tips and things between them at this time.
So everyone’s time is like, majorly divided now. There’s hero duties to uphold, kids to look after, media hounds to dissuade from invading all parts of their personal lives, it’s a bit of a mess. Everyone wants the world to slow down a little at that point.
Which, of course, is exactly why the world decides it’s a fantastic time for Todoroki Enji to come into this world, screaming his little baby head off many miles away. It’s all a bit of a mess, really, because Inko is just barely past one year old, Tensei was born weeks ago, and now there’s little Enji in on it too! Poor Ageswap UA squad.
As mentioned in a previous ask, it’s some time before the three babies meet each other face to face. But, that hardly means a thing in the wake of our favourite thing - CHILDREARING SHENANIGANS.
To make this quick, I’m going to provide slightly chronological details and anecdotes about these kids growing up and in general, about the Nineteen Adults who are Completely Winging This Every Step of The Way (feat. Tenya’s parents, who do know what they’re doing, Tsuyu, who also knows what she’s doing thanks to her siblings, and the sporadic and spread out conversations @guardianlioness and I have had on the subject of Fam 1-A raising the children):
Kirishima is a blessing to everyone throughout everything, honestly, he gets along so well with the babies and his power with toddlers is comparable only to Deku’s own power with them.
Tsuyu is wonderful at looking after babies too, and is a godsend whenever any of the three need to be looked after
Uraraka loves to come by and spoil Tensei and Inko with laughter and toys and playing and liberal (safe) use of some zero g’s when he was first born.
Also, when Inko’s quirk manifested into her small-object attraction, Uraraka was ecstatic bc it’s a very floaty quirk.
Uraraka splits her time between visiting Tensei and Inko and Enji basically all the time, once Enji is born, and is a close second for the status of go-to babysitter (Tsuyu is admittedly in first whenever she’s in the country, because she’s just got good experience about it)
Tensei as a baby, for some reason, is quite fond of Sero! Though he tends to visit a bit less as far as the regular visitors go, because of, you know, hero-ing.
Dark Shadow takes a shine to Inko when Tokoyami passes through to say hello. He swears up and down Inko (who at the time was like, maybe under a month old) babbled something that sounded suspiciously like “birdie” and no, of course he isn’t happy about that, he’s no common bird! (Try telling that to Dark Shadow though, who is perfectly content with the nickname)
On the reg, though, because I’m tired and describing how every baby reacts to everyone would get repetitive real quick, it’s just facts that basically everyone gets along with the children well enough? There really isn’t anyone who doesn’t help out at some point or who was bad with the three kids, and all of them love their many aunts and uncles (even if some of them won’t acknowledge or admit it)
Tensei, surprisingly, was fussiest as a baby, though he mellowed out with age. He’s followed by Enji and Inko as far as baby rankings go. Enji was a damn hellion during the toddler stage though, and Inko had some trouble around the same age.
Frankly, and pardon my language, everyone fucking loves Inko basically instantly once Izuku takes her in, even if they first meet her over video call. She’s cute as a button when she’s a baby, all rounded face and tufts of long hair and lots of smiles and laughs and gosh, how is it possible for a baby to be this adorable?? We Just Don’t Know.
Once he’s over his panic, Izuku does well by Inko, though he’s still a bit awkward. He’s nothing before the power of a baby, tbh but compensates through sheer Dad Ability. When it comes to little kids and toddlers though? Izuku is a literal godsend. His wonderful skills were definitely put to a lot of use around the terrible toddler times (often through video call for Enji, though there were times he would drop by and visit in person if he was in the area while on the job.)
Izuku’s ability with kids and toddlers has a lot to do with Enji’s respect for his uncle actually - he’s one of the few people Enji listens to on a regular basis, and whose opinion he trusts, and one of the only people he’ll actually listen to (which causes trouble during his time at UA, but that’s much further down the line)
Everyone has had a go at babysitting each of the trio at least once in their lives, to varying degrees of success.
On related and unrelated notes respectively, Aoyama and Hagakure aren’t allowed to babysit without at least one other responsible person present at the time. Also, Sero and Kaminari aren’t allowed to babysit Tensei as a kid without supervision (together or individually), and Enji goes through a minor phase where he refuses to allow any of his uncles to look after him for completely unknown reasons to everyone else
(it’s because he’s worried that if his uncles look after him too much he’ll start treating his aunts funny like how the stupid kids at school treat girls funny sometimes for child logic reasons, and Enji is too smart a kid to think that treating his aunts with anything but respect is a bad move. As a result, during this time, he spends as much time with his super strong aunts as he possibly can to remind himself to never go down that road, until he realizes that of course spending time with his uncles wouldn’t change anything, duh! They’re just as afraid and respectful of the women in his life as he is, and with due reason. And so, everything returns to normal again.)
Inko’s quirk is the first to come in at the tender age of 8 months, and caused a little bit of chaos when it did. It starts with her picking up the teddy bear that fell out of her bed while Izuku is bending down to pick it up for her, which scares the shit outta him. He’s extra careful not to leave small and potentially dangerous things (like screws or something) lying around where she might be able to pick them up with her quirk.
Second is Enji, who gains his at one year and two months. His manifestation comes in the form of him completely setting his head and hair on fire, leading to a long fifteen minutes of confirming Enji is perfectly okay frantic phone calls, emergency skype video calls, the copious use of google, and Shouto frantically trying to get his son to put out his quirk without hurting him before his son accidentally burns their entire house down (which he barely manages).
incidentally, Enji only loses control of his quirk as a baby - his control doesn’t waver after that, until many, many years later when he’s attending UA.
Tensei’s quirk manifests a bit before his second birthday in an uncontrollable burst of exhaust that sends the little boy’s face into the early birthday cake the Iida family bought in a rare moment of free time for all of them. Bless his heart, Tensei only laughs as they clean him up and deem the cake salvageable (and they send many profuse thank-you’s to everyone who had the foresight to send them tips on how to cushion everything and send their boy plenty of helmets)
They start learning self-defense when they’re around five years old each, though mostly minor basic things that wouldn’t hurt them or anything, you know? Everyone wants to make sure they can take care of themselves, whether they go on to be heroes or not. (This is why Inko’s prowess in fighting can match that of 1-A when quirks aren’t involved).
The first time Inko and Izuku visit her parent’s graves, Inko is three. She brings a handful of flowers her dad let her pick at the park (and one of which they bought impulsively after seeing it in the window of a shop), and spends hours laughing and telling them stories about her day, and how much fun her aunts and uncles are (”Auntie Ocha taught me how to a somersault in zero gravity last week!” “Wait, Ochako did what-”) and how much she loves her dad. Izuku swears he isn’t crying when he tells Inko’s parents about Inko and her studies and what a wonderful, beautiful daughter they’ve managed to create and how happy he is he can take care of her, really.
that’s a lie, of course he is, really, who do you think we’re talking about here
Inko has always known that she isn’t Izuku’s biological daughter. Izuku has always wanted to be very open that he loves her so, so much and is sorry he couldn’t save her parents when she was a baby, because it was important to him that she know about the two noble people who spent the last moments of their lives making sure she survived.
When Inko is four, just before they move to one of the wards closer to Enji and Tensei and everyone, Izuku asks Inko about her taking on his last name and him officially adopting her (at this time she’s his ward and he’s only got custody/guardianship of her). He refrained from just going through with it because he wanted to be Inko’s choice, instead of making it for her. She accepts immediately and affectionately refers to the night her paperwork went through as “Family day” (which instantly becomes a shared Ageswap Fam Holiday and day of celebration, naturally)
Tensei and Enji have no clue that Inko isn’t Izuku’s biologically and don’t actually learn this detail until they’re students at UA. In their defense, it kind of wasn’t their fault (though they’ve got their physical differences, Inko and Izuku share an uncanny resemblance for sharing absolutely no blood whatsoever) as everyone forgot to tell them in general, but it doesn’t make a difference because Inko is still family, after all.
Though, it does explain Family day a little bit, when they explain that it was the day he legally adopted her way back when.
Tensei is a bit of a mischievous little spirit, he is, but I’m sure we all know that. Left to his own devices, his curiosity and desire to do really awesome cool things (in traditional kid form) lead him into some pretty ridiculous situations.
He and Enji grew up in about the same(ish) area, so as toddlers they spent a lot of time together, which did help. Sometimes, they’d go out and get into the kind of dumb situations only kids can get into except twofold because there’s two of them to lead to extra trouble, because of course they would
both refuse to disclose the details of what is loosely referred to as “the cat and chick incident”, and since the only thing any of their guardians ever heard about it was the aftermath… god only knows
Enji, as a kid, was very standoffish and very prideful over his quirk. He was cordial with Tensei and Inko, at the least, and both have his respect, but man, was he ever bad at making friends.
Still, for all his vices, he was still a kid. It’s not often, but if you ask Shouto at the right moment in time, he’ll show you all the photo albums he’s kept of his boy growing up. A fan-favourite series of pictures is of Enji having fun at the fair with all the cotton candy and ferris wheel and roller coaster rides his little heart could ever desire. Enji vehemently denies the legitimacy and existence of those photographs at all possible times.
Inko and Tensei get on like a house on damn fire, the devil duo they are. Not that any of their parents ever learn the full details of their antics, since Inko is much better at hiding her tracks than she really has any right to be frankly
The only time they were caught is the time they were going to have Tensei distract some bullies while Inko floats water balloons over their heads, to trick them into thinking they were haunted and maybe get them to stop being jerks. Instead the water balloons go to the noble cause of becoming ammo in a massive water fight that they somehow manage to drag Tenya, Enji and Shouto into, and the parents get some tips that lead to stern talking-to’s and the end of bullying in their area. It’s great all around.
The reason why Inko wants to become a doctor focused on hero medicine is because of the aftermath of the ShigaDeku fight, in pre-canon. Izuku had to go through a great deal of physical therapy and impose a limit on his use of One For All because of the results of the fight and, well, Inko of course took it upon herself to make sure her dad took good care of himself in the aftermath, you know? Eventually she realized that if she became a doctor, she’d have the knowledge to better help her dad along with all the other heroes out there keeping them safe. Thus, doctor Inko was born!
A lot of the Hero squad associate with UA and became teachers for the kids, tbh. Seeing them grow up right before their eyes… it kind of puts things into perspective, how they grow and change and work towards their dreams just like they all once did! Still, not everyone was suited to teaching (and some of them have specialties that are in high demand in the hero industry), which is why some of the squad only really come on as guests and substitute teachers from time to time (such as Ochako)
Once in a blue moon, Shouto and Enji will spend the entire weekend together. These weekends are difficult, sometimes, as their relationship is rocky, but Enji will never admit how much he treasures the times he gets to sit down on the couch with his dad and fall asleep there, knowing he’ll still be home when he wakes in the morning.
When Inko is old enough to cook, there are times Inko and Izuku will argue over who gets to make breakfast that morning. It’s a toss of the coin as to who wins each time
Tenya and Tensei don’t get to hang out often, but one constant ritual between them is when they slouch in the living room and do pretty much whatever. Sometimes Tenya will have paperwork and Tensei will be playing video games, or Tenya will be texting Ochako (who is inevitably bothering him about hanging out with him and Izuku sometime soon) while Tensei eats dinner, and that kind of stuff. It’s nice to bask in the presence of the other and when Tensei feels negative/volatile but doesn’t want to be in his room (or doesn’t want to be alone), he’ll gravitate to the living room automatically.
Tensei’s greatest hero has always been and always will be his brave older brother, who always follows the rules and is full of nothing but enthusiasm and the desire to see the world thrive by saving lives and keeping others safe.
The one and only time Inko, Tensei and Enji teamed up in any sort of incident-slash-adventure was when they were about eight years old, in which they discovered a sturdy but abandoned shopping cart in an alleyway one day. Naturally, they decided Experiments Must Be Conducted and subsequently learned that when all three of their quirks are paired together, they’re freaking unstoppable
(the gist of what happened is Inko would move or topple obstacles over so the cart could make it past them, Tensei would power them forward uncontrollably, and Enji would use his fire to let them make sharp turns or brake sharply since Tensei’s quirk didn’t let him do that. They may have unwittingly made local news in the process and gotten into so much trouble afterwards, but it was totally worth it.)
#boku no hero academia#bnha#my hero academia#mha#ageswap au#anonymous#novelist answers#i got very enthusiastic about answering and made this ask approx. 100% longer than it had to be because i went on about the 1-a fam#but you know what? i can't regret flinging every single piece of pre-ageswap-canon fluff i could possibly conjure up at you#(i'm still sorry about how long it is lmao)#long post#i do not envy anyone who is on mobile rn and i'd like to offer my sincerest condolences and apologies that u have to scroll past this#how much of this ask was ad-libbed instead of coming from conersations and shit? That's an excellent question
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About the JakeXMC 50 OTP Things, can u do all of them? Well, that is, if u don't mind.... 😊
50 OTP THINGS
ty anon for ur mc/jake thirst patience :> as well as the fact ur helping me sate MY mc/jake thirst HAHAHA
using my mc eli de loyola!
1. Who is the early bird/ Who is the night owl?
eli’s the early birdie while jake is the night owl ! most days eli will wake up at 7 am (wtf) and slightly rouses jake who clings to him as much as possible. eli spends a few minutes carding his hands through jake’s hair (partly because it soothes jake and partly because he has a thing for running his fingers through jake’s hair) before actually getting up
2. Who is the big spoon/ Who is the little spoon?
jake’s the big spoon! despite being shorter HAHA its so cute
3. Who hogs the cover/ Who loves to cuddle?
jake both hogs the covers and loves to cuddle HAHA survival instincts kasi. eli doesnt mind bc he feels warm in jake’s arms anyway
4. Who wakes the other one up with kisses?
eli does! jake loves it… altho he’s been a lil wary every since he once woke up to eli’s dog licking his face instead aekjfsdajl he was so embarrassed
5. Who usually has nightmares?
jake used to having nightmares about his time in the army + about mike p frequently but at this point he says he’s learnt to deal with them :( having eli nearby to calm him down helps a lot. plus i like to think that lundrugen (?? whatever he’s irrelevant) +co go to jail and this helps jake sleep better…
eli on the other hand dissociates a lot after the events of la huerta and frequently has nightmares of his friends dying. jake stays up and helps him call everyone one by one to make sure they’re all okay
6. Who would have really deep emotional thoughts at the middle of the night/ Who would have them in the middle of the day?
jake has them during the night, eli during the day
7. Who sweats the small stuff?
jake secretly does & eli thinks it’s cute
8. Who sleeps in their underwear (or naked)/ Who sleeps in their pajamas?
tbh jake would totes sleep in his birthday suit (which is why he hogs the blankets bc he’s the type to feel v hot at first only to freeze later on) and eli sleeps in pajamas. altho eli makes jake wear pants when they sleep in the same bed
(jake argues that he’s “going to end up losing those pants anyway so whats the point”
and eli lightly shoves his smirking face away like “binch no i for one plan to get some sleep tonight”
“that wont be the only thing ur getting ;)”
“jaCOB LUCAS CAN U NOT I HAVE AN INTERVIEW TOMORROW”)
9. Who makes the coffee (or tea)?
eli makes tea for jake who initially didn’t like it but found that it calms him down (especially after nightmares)
10. Who likes sweet/ Who likes sour?
eli likes it sweet while jake likes sour more lol
11. Who likes horror movies/ Who likes romance movies?
eh i dont think they like horror movies OR romance though jake’s a fan of action movies & eli likes superheroes so they compromise on that. maybe somedays they curl up on the hammock and watch a romance movie bc they’re too lazy to get the remote. jake makes fun of it only to feel emotional at the end when the love interest dies lol
12. Who is smol/ Who is tol?
jakey’s smol, eli’s tol hehe
13. Who is considered the scaredy cat?
neither? jake reacts to the situations accordingly and is almost never shookt while eli is generally sensible and level-headed
14. Who kills the spiders?
eli stomps on it / hits it with his prosthetic HAHA
15. Who is scared of the dark?
neither.
16. Who is scared of thunderstorms?
neither. eli has a weird fondness for them bc they remind him of the time jake saved them from the weird lightning storm in chapter 1 hehe
17. Who works/ Who stays at home?
i hc that they both work after the events of la huerta
18. Who is a cat person/ Who is a dog person?
eli’s a dog person while jake is a wolf person (LOL) and they do get a dog at one point
19. Who loves to call the other one cute names?
uh idk if it’s cute per se but jake calls eli “boy scout”, “darling”, “babe” and stuff like that while eli calls him… “hotness”. that’s the best he’s got really.
20. Who is dominant/ Who is submissive?
ahsdjsak it’s a big thing for them to fight for dominance but more often than not jake ends up on top
21. Who has an obsession (over anything)?
eli has an obssessing with collecting (like collecting clues and idols HAHA) trinkets
22. Who goes all out for Valentine’s Day?
eli would!! jake would be touched by all the effort awww
23. Who asks who out on the first date?
from eli’s perspective he’s the one who asked jake out on a normal date in a coffeeshop while jake thinks he made the first move by asking eli to ride with him on a plane (loaned by rourke industries where aleister is the boss now and just let me live with these post la huerta hcs okay)
24. Who is the talker/ Who is the listener?
they’re pretty equal in this regard, though jake marvels at how he can open up to eli because eli’s such a good, attentive listener
25. Who wears the other ones clothes?
eli wears jake’s jacket (which fits him p snugly) and jake is like “o shit it looks so good on him”
26. Who likes to eat healthy/ Who loves junk food?
jake eats junk food/whatever’s on hand while eli tries (emphasis on tries) to stir them to heathier diets
27. Who takes a long shower/ Who sings in the shower?
eli takes a longer shower because he likes to belt out hayley rose songs. jake hears and teases em though the door about finishing up his lil concert (because he likes to rile eli up. he’s actually v amused by the singing.) eli replies with a classic “why dont you come here and make me” and then jake enters the bathroom and the rest as they say is history ;)
28. Who is the book worm?
neither tbh they don’t read (heh) as the bookworm types
29. Who is the better cook?
eli haha jake has no patience with cooking
30. Who likes long walks on the beach?
eli def!
31. Who is more affectionate?
eli shows more affection while jake craves it more fkdsjnd
32. Who likes to have really long (deep) conversation?
oh man jake says he doesn’t like long deep convos but there’s something about eli that gets him to open up and eli likes to be there for jake as much as possible
33. Who would wear “not guilty” t-shirt/ Who would wear “sin” t-shirt?
oh man eli makes jake wear “not guilty” b/c yo jake is totally innocent!! while jake makes eli wear “sin” because damn does he think that eli is sexy as hell
34. Who would wear “if lost return to…” t-shirt/ Who would wear “I am…” t-shirt?
jake wears “if lost, return to eli” while eli wears “i am eli” bc his lone wolf is prone to wandering off (but jake always returns to him
35. Who goes overboard on the holidays?
eli’s aunt HAHA who invites em over for the holidays once she’s cool with jake
36. Who is the social media addict?
ehhh neither like eli spends the normal amount of time on social media tho he posts a lot of group pics since he’s an extravert ahaha
37. Height difference or age difference?
uh both? eli’s taller and jake’s older if i remember right
38. Who likes to star gaze?
eli
39. Who buys cereal for the prize inside?
eliii the prize is a toy plane he gets for jake awww
40. Who is the fun parent/ Who is the responsible parent?
surprisingly jake is responsible parent and eli is the fun one
41. Who cries during sad movies?
jake gets emotional during romcoms when the LI dies jfkndks
42. Who is the neat freak?
uh jake has an organized “system” but it only makes sense to him while eli is just. no. just no. he’s not rachel from the freshman/sophomore level bad but he is not organized either
43. Who wins the stuffed animals at the carnival for the other one?
jake does hehe
44. Who is active/ Who is lazy?
eli’s active and more into health stuff while jake is lazy
45. Who is more likely to get drunk?
eli has a lower tolerance HAHA
46. Who has the longer food order?
eli haha he’s more conscientious with food stuff
47. Who has the more complex coffee order?
jake bc i find it funny HAHAHA
48. Who loses stuff?
eli bc he’s a mess
49. Who is the driver/ Who is the passenger?
jake drives & eli rides (;D ;D ;D)
50. Who is the hopeless romantic?
neither. jake is v cynical while eli is saks lang. more hopeful than most, but definitely not naive by any standards
#mc x jake#jake mckenzie#endless summer#playchoices#choices: stories you play#male mc x jake#elijake#eli de loyola
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Dream from: May 19, 2018
Very brief there is soo sooo much more to say about all this than what im about to say of course. here goes. it’s already fading as i begin.
some idek weird schoolworld idk! a scrapbook with colorful photos of the old school but it was like washington showing the old cafeteria (not real life) and food court and bathroom hand washing stations idk. mrs cowing was there idk she was like mom or idek we were like related like family? too vague but she was showing me (not really reality me t all or even a physical being) pictures of her kids and in one i said ill try to find jackie (her daughter) and quickly pointed to a girl who looked like jackie and she said close but it was the girl to the left of her with a really orange tan.. eeetcccc.. so much holy craaappp so so much i cant even!!! nights and days of stuff.... some weird thing where i was trying to rescue animals through a cat door type thing i left open like a group of baby pandas wandered in then i opened another door in this tunnel thing leading up a staircase with this big room secret upsaairs thing where they lived until idk ?? we put the back in their natural enviromnent bc they were being poached or somethign what?? next door afar the whole time was mrs cowing in this weird train type really narrow trailer house wtff. it wasnt a neighborhood or anything kinda in the middle of nowhere field world wtf! there wre lambs, etc idk. and somewhere in the mix was karen alternate reality version she was like really naughty like promiscuous always with boys idk she was like sanding v oice messages to them like “come on bad boy” someting about bl****** it was weird idk what else happened with that. something with a bed then it cut away to a new segment of the dream... jumping around. i was trying to sneak on mrs cowing’s train for this one photo in her refrigerator? what? idek what it was some old photo like from the 90s maybe of something or someone? idk!!! then there was this whole thing with me and nori and like a field trip or something in this old school place or train or plane kinda with bunkbeds and idek!! it was in the middle of nowhere what. so i wanted a top bunk but this jellyfish thing wtf took my spot and nori was also on a top bunk and i was like thats so unfair i never get a top bunkbed and that jellyfish doesn’t even need a top bunk, it doesn’t even have a mind! so we moved the jellyfish and it was like 3 dead washed up jellyfish on the floor wtf…. next scene a school burning down on fire someone said “areas 1,2,3,7,8, are destroyed” or something like that. a whole thing involving that occurred…. like a pretty long / huge part of the dream but i forgot. more more omgg damnig!! i feel like I’m forgetting a huge huge segment… oh yeah the thing with the secret doors… well idont even but somehow it was then later like the incredibles family but mrs cowings family but also a made up family and they had to hide their kids which was kind of pilar,= & teagan, but NOT. they had to hide them in the upstairs dome hidden world i mentioned before with the pandas. for years. but they didn’t age. this part of the dream was huge i can’t even describe holy shyot!! so so much. aunt becky was there like a maid for us and other people idk! taking care and stuff and the kids or whatever they were were being really loud like laughing and playing crazily one day or early on and a neighbor guy bc it was somewhat like an apartment got concerned and ventured up the stairs secret and i told aunt becky quickly and she had protocol like she’d pretend it was like a castle (that makes sense. totally.) but i left and later i came back and the guy was actually there bc he and becky had talked over a dating app and was there to meet . so then they were in love lmao…. so much more holy crap!!! dad was there something in this place with a huge circus ring thing idek like a competition like some game show with random people from the audience getting picked but it was insaaanee and our aunt stacy (but her name was willy or wilbur in the story) kept getting picked and winning so much money. later cut to a scene of her house alternate reality x 10000 with weird rooms, puzzles, a garage thing where mom said she got rid of most o her bikes she used to have like 100 but then it was reduced to a toy box full wtf. i picked up my old light blue bike from 2012 ew and tried to ride it (irl we only have 4 bikes and i need a bike to go riding with the family) but when i tried to brake the handle break was broken so i couldn’t use that bike. mom said some bikes don’t have that? wtf. anyway so so much more i cannot even holy crapp!!!!!! so overwhelming. i missed a crapton but onto the “next” segment. some family reunion thing in this specific backyard wilderness forest woods setting that mustve been in an oooold dream or somehow fabricated based on fragments of childhood memories. like a family get together with lawn chairs, campfire, etc. logs lying around. while this was happening in my brain in the dream i was like so overcome bc i remembered this place from childhood. now that I’m awake i know i made that up. this wasn’t in rea life but it sure as heck felt like it!! so here we go. it was current day but it was weird everything felt like 2006-2009 idk! mason was younger, so were pilar and teagan. i took pilar’s pink ds because i had no cameraa w/ me and desperately wanted to photograph what i was seeing! but it took forever to take pictures it was so frustrating. like it kept lagging and stalling so it hooklike 30 seconds to take one picture & wanted to hurry because i felt like a time bomb was ticking and it all would vanish soon…. so we ventured along. i took pics of the pile of logs which was exactly how i “remembered it” from my real memories, the layout of the family sitting around in groups, the fields, the trees leading to the woods nearby.. when i was it. this specific stream arrangement to a secret secured place with a tree with a split kinda knot in it opened up like a pocket… we went closer , it was scary bc i didn’t want to drop the ds in the stream…. and i looked inside the wide knot of the tree and saw old messages, blue egg shells, white rocks. that we (my sisters, me and our cousins) left there last time we had gone there. i was so overcome with emotions like it was amazing like a lost part of my past (but this did not happen irl although it sure damn felt like it did!) the white rocks had our initials carved on it. “T.H. 2010” was the main one i kept seeing. and there were crumpled up pieces of paper with messages that were kinda washed away (the inked/penciled words) . there was this asian type girl with us too but idk who she was. but she discovered more stuff but i was like slow down i need to get pictures of this stuff first and preserve it!!!!! it was crazy i thought it was going to slip away before my eyes and disappear, i was kinda panicking. she had found more secret stuff we left behind. teagan found a littlest pet shop benny thing with some initials written on its foot in the tree. the girl found a magazine of our dad posting in the front cover for some local gymnastics halloween party thing idk. then we went inside this secret passage near the secluded area (but we never ended up going in there. it was like a little mini pond that the stream led to , dark in the shade of trees with weeping willows and stuff— like the surskit area in poke park wii idk) — and it was kinda scary in the secret hole idk not really but it was an old 2000s box t.v. playing dad’s tapes of gymnastics stuff and then stuffed with straw scarecrow type things sitting around it like a halloween props. they were in the pose of the picture on the cover, one of the dummies was supposed to resemble dad. there was a pumpkin on top of the tv. then it jumped around a bit idk and my camera/ds died i guess. so i rwanted to run back home . to get a real camera. mason and pilar came with me and we had to run dow a super steep hill like the one in town by hermann… mason had his bike, i was running so fast my feet couldn’t stop and i reach out my right hand and grabbed a pole and swung around it as mason massed under my arm, ducking. it was funny, perfect timing. then this whole segment of the dream pretty much abruptly ended. and now we’re at the last segment. i pretty much forgot it at this point. something really weird and not as memorable so I’m not really complaining. but it is annoying to forget. some weird prank type thing where this girl and this weird guy who was serving food hit it off and got married instantly. it was weird idk it was supposed to be like a funny prank thing but too vague to remember now. ufgh.it was weird idk what else happened with that. something with a bed then it cut away to a new segment of the dream... jumping around.
^^^ This.
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