#shes everyone's biggest hater

[lillambtotheslaughter]

Jolene has some type of beef with everyone in the family I don't make the rules.

[n0heart]

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[angy-grrr]

Not to sound pessimistic, but the so-called ''cliffhanger'' seems to be about building up for a love confession rather than secretly trying to add a subversion of a (shounen) trope.

We literally have only 2 chapters left. What can he even do to change this atp? And that interview doesn't sound that great. It reminded me of my AoT fan days back in the day and how disappointed we were by the author's interviews abt that show.

sorry idk what interview you are referring to/gen

you can interpret it as a build up for a confession -I’m not the author, I have no authority over the work, and my perspective is as valid in terms of canon as yours. But I want to make you another question:

what part of this chapter made you think that?

when reading it all together, the feelings she is hiding during the whole chapter are revealed at the end -she is sad over Himiko’s sacrifice and can’t pretend to be happy with this ending even if everyone else is smiling. And Izuku gets worried about her, noticing there’s something wrong along Tsuyu -they are both her closest friends and perceptive; in the dorms, she tells others Ochako said she’s coming home but doesn’t even read her messages (implying this is weird for her), and when looking for her, using OFA probably to get faster, he sees her holding her stomach and crying on a cliff.

You can see all of this however you want, even if you don’t like what you interpret in the end, but personally I completely understand why Deku would do that for her -I too have gone out of my way for a friend in possible danger- and I can’t see how Hori could make any of them confess and focus the conversation around each other when she’s grieving heavily. “What can he even do to change this at this point” change what? if you mean to twist this cliffhanger, I think it can easily be done -for example, instead of focusing on a romance talk between them for some reason, keep talking about the villains and heroes. Because there’s no footage of their fight Izuku probably doesn’t even know Toga sacrificed herself for Uraraka, so there’s a potential interesting conversation that brings back the whole “I’m kinda weird” theme while confirming they are characters with their own ideals and feelings that can be different while still similar. Also, they just need to have a talk no matter what -whether Horikoshi decides to bring it up to make them a couple or not, a call back to the conversation before the final war is good, they need it. It would be harder to go for a love confession between them in my opinion -how do you even go from feeling devastated and missing what looks like a dead person, to focus on loving another one and wanting to pursue a relationship? Even some shippers who are reading the leaks feel it’s wrong, not even bittersweet, just an insult to the ship and the characters. How do you make Izuku and Ochako a couple in two chapters when the last thing we have is her crying over someone else? It was as simple as also mentioning her feelings for him in this chapter -then we would understand she needs to express those too or she will break. But this just tells me she has to talk about Toga and what she felt about their fight, reconciliation and sacrifice.

[thegreatestheaver]

AM and GLaDOS speculation is SO funny to me. “They would be best friends” “They would hate each other” “GLaDOS would convince AM to unplug himself” “AM would get cooked by GLaDOS” “AM and GLaDOS would be the biggest haters together and they would kiss”

[clownjacket]

Her 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

[arolesbianism]

Sometimes I just look at Isabeau and just know that if isat came out and I got into it when I was like 16 he would be my favorite character and I would've gone absolutely buck wild over this man and feel like he was laser targeting me. But alas Odile has a grip of steel on me rn due to her virtue of being a middle aged woman

[moonsromance]

do yall want another

diren grandmother stories

here we go

grandma: i hate that your mama laid up with that ugly ass, no job thug, buck toothed, crossed eyed bitch. ugly motherfucker.

me: grandma... i look just like him

grandma: be mad and offended over it or don't, it's up to you being sensitive or not. determine your self worth on me or don't try. any howdy, that n***a was so ugly.

[byregot]

you're allowed to not like someone's music but you have to be so fucking deluded to think not liking someone's music means it's okay to claim they're lying about their sexuality or pulling out gold star lesbian rhetorics/biphobia. you're insane.

[cambriancutie]

i bet you if shiver got an actual awful team it would still be popular bc ppl think shes attractive

[ragnar0c]

Caspian mentioned on stream too… I CANNOT WAIT TO GET TO HER. She is literally the worst!!! (In love w/ her)

Who would win… two fully established guilds with an oracle and a mind reader? Or one tall hoplita/ninja?

[knockoffblonde]

i’ll defend mara until the day i die tbh

[gojohatemail]

Sorry to still be a #Hater but, knowing I Will be playing 3 playthroughs of Persona 3 (2 Portable runs and one FES+The Answer run) sounds so much more fun and enjoyable than playing Persona 5 for a second time, vanilla or Royal I'M SORRY THIS IS A P5 HATE ACCOUNT NOW

[neferaskingdom]

♡ I'M THE BIGGEST HATER | MV1

Pairing: Max Verstappen x Leclerc!Reader [Face Claim: None]

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Summary: Max Verstappen and Y/N hate each other's guts. or do they? enemies since the day Max defeated Y/N at their very first Karting race when will these two just stop bickering and (in the wise words of Danny Ric) just kiss already?!?!

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A/N: been reading so many of these that I decided to try writing one myself. first time writing a smau so feel free to leave suggestions on how to improve. also comment to join the taglist as this is going to be a multi part series.

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Part 1 of my wheel-to-wheel but still in denial series: Masterlist

y/n_leclerc posted a photo:

📸: Young Y/N glaring at a smug Max after losing a childhood karting race. Y/N is sulking, and Max is holding the trophy like it’s an Olympic gold medal.

Caption: A perfect example of when I learned the universe is unfair. #tbt to the time maxverstappen1 ruined my life by winning our first kart race. Peak trauma. 👎

Liked by pierregasly, danielricciardo, lando.jpg, and 200,298 others.

Comments:

maxverstappen1:

You’re still mad about one race? Get over it. 🙄

↪ y/n_leclerc:

It’s not just one race. It’s the principle. I was 9, and you were an evil little gremlin.You’re lucky my parents raised me to be nice, or I would’ve shoved you off that podium.

↪ charles_leclerc:

She has a point. You were insufferable, Max.

danielricciardo:

Max still brags about that karting win to this day. 😂

↪ maxverstappen1:

danielricciardo I absolutely do. Winner’s mentality, baby. 🏆

↪ y/n_leclerc:

maxverstappen1 “Winner’s mentality”? You mean “cheater’s mentality”? I see you, Verstappen.

user1:

"Peak trauma" 😂😂 Please, Y/N, it’s been like 15 years. MOVE ON.

carmenmmundt:

Y/N was already giving "future champion energy" even back then.

↪ y/n_leclerc:

carmenmmundt AND she's got excellent taste in fashion, unlike Agent George. See you later for coffee, babe? 💋

↪ georgerussell63:

y/n_leclerc EXCUSE ME. Flirting with my girlfriend now, Y/N? 😂

↪ carmenmmundt:

georgerussell63 Sorry, George, Y/N���s just irresistible. 😘

maxverstappen1 posted a photo:

📸: Max on the podium after a win, champagne spraying everywhere.

Caption: Another win, another day Y/N gets to hate me. Can’t say I’m sorry. #winning #dontcry

Liked by landonorris, carlossainz55, alex_albon, and 360,210 others.

Comments:

y/n_leclerc:

Bold of you to assume I’d cry. I save my tears for important things, like Ferrari strategy meetings. 💔

↪ charles_leclerc:

y/n_leclerc Yeah, same.

lando.jpg:

MAX, WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS? 😂

danielricciardo:

Max trying to make enemies of everyone in the paddock one post at a time. Bold strategy.

pierregasly:

maxverstappen1 If you make her cry, I’m on her side. Just saying. 😎

↪ y/n_leclerc:

pierregasly You’re my favorite Gasly. Let’s get coffee and laugh at Max together.

↪ maxverstappen1:

pierregasly TRAITOR. 😡

y/n_leclerc posted a meme:

📸: A meme of someone dramatically rolling their eyes with the text “Every time Max Verstappen opens his mouth to talk”

Caption: Literally me every time this bitch opens his mouth. Like stfu?? 🙄

Comments:

maxverstappen1:

Just admit it—you think about me all the time.

↪ y/n_leclerc:

I think about you the way I think about stubbing my toe—briefly, painfully, and with regret. 😘

↪ charles_leclerc:

Get a room, you two.

↪ pierregasly:

charles_leclerc They’re already halfway there, bro.

lando.jpg:

Guys, this is giving “enemies to lovers” and I’m so here for it.

danielricciardo:

This is the slowest of slow burns. It’s like watching paint dry but funnier.

danielricciardo posted a meme:

📸: A meme of two dogs barking at each other from across the street, then stopping to awkwardly sniff each other when they meet face-to-face.

Caption: Max and Y/N’s entire relationship summed up in one image.

Liked by y/n_leclerc, landonorris, georgerussell63, and 500,193 others.

Comments:

maxverstappen1:

That’s so not what’s happening here. I don’t sniff anything. 😤

↪ y/n_leclerc:

Max definitely barks more than he bites. 😂

↪ danielricciardo:

maxverstappen1 You bark loud, but Y/N’s the one doing the damage.

georgerussell63:

How long before you two just admit you’re into each other?

↪ y/n_leclerc:

georgerussell63 Into? I’m just into destroying him on the track. Anything else is wishful thinking, George. 😏

y/n_leclerc posted a Video:

🎥: Slow-motion video of Y/N overtaking Max in a karting rematch, with her laughing as she passes him.

Caption: I haven’t lost my touch, maxverstappen1 😎

Comments:

user1:

SHE JUST DUSTED MAX IN KARTING. THE RIVALRY CONTINUES. 😂😂

user2:

Max was so cocky, and now Y/N is out here reminding him she’s a Leclerc. 😏

maxverstappen1:

I let her win. Just being a gentleman. 😌

↪ y/n_leclerc:

maxverstappen1 I beat you so bad I thought you were parked. 😆

↪ user3:

THE SHADEEE OMG

y/n_leclerc posted a video:

🎥: A video of a car zooming past another car with the caption "Me speeding past Max Verstappen’s ego every time I beat him."

Caption: Nothing feels better. maxverstappen1, cry about it. 😘

Comments:

maxverstappen1:

I’m living rent-free in your head. Just admit it😏.

↪ y/n_leclerc:

Rent-free? Bro, you’re squatting in the garbage disposal of my brain. The plumbing is bad, and no one’s happy. 😤.

↪ charles_leclerc:

I’m going to need therapy just from reading this. Can we not?

lando.jpg:

charles_leclerc Your sister has the energy of someone who stays up late making Max Verstappen hate memes.

danielricciardo:

I’d watch a whole Netflix series of this beef.

danielricciardo tweeted:

Prediction: Y/N and Max will either end up dating or killing each other. Either way, I'm selling tickets.

Comments:

user5:

I’d pay for that front-row seat. 🤣

georgerussell63:

Why not both? Dating and fighting. Iconic and toxic just like these two bitches.

y/n_leclerc:

danielricciardo keep your fanfiction to yourself Daniel 🤢

lando.jpg:

danielricciardo I’ll start selling merch. #maxy/n

↪ maxverstappen1:

I'll sue you to oblivion muppet

y/n_leclerc posted a photo:

📸: Y/N having drinks with Carmen, Lily and Kika

Caption: wining and dining these beauties while their boyfriends lose at Mario Kart. Boys, you could learn a lot from me. 😘 carmenmmundt, lilymhe, francisca.cgomes

Liked by landonorris, alex_albon, pierregasly, and 280,284 others.

Comments:

georgerussell63:

Carmen’s too good for you, Y/N. Stop trying. 😤

pierregasly

stay away from Kika wench 🤺🤺🤺

alex_albon:

lilymhe Don’t get any ideas. 😬

↪ lilymhe:

Sorry, Alex, Y/N just brings out the best in me. 😏

y/n_leclerc:

georgerussell63, alex_albon, pierregasly Relax, boys. I’m not stealing your girls. Yet. 💅

user1:

The fact that George and Alex are actually worried about this is the funniest thing. 😂

maxverstappen1:

georgerussell63, alex_albon, pierregasly I’ve been telling you guys for years—Y/N causes chaos. Don’t let her near the WAGs!

↪ y/n_leclerc:

maxverstappen1 You're just mad because I can charm people and all you have is your fast car. 😘

alexandrasaintmleux posted a picture:

Caption: Had a lovely coffee date with y/n_leclerc today. Sorry, Charles, you’ve been replaced by the better Leclerc. 💋

Comments:

charles_leclerc:

I leave you alone for one hour, and this happens, where's your loyalty babe?🤦‍♂️

↪ y/n_leclerc:

charles_leclerc Charles, it’s not you, it’s me. I’m just irresistible.

↪ charles_leclerc:

I’m being out-flirted by my own sister. Unbelievable.

oscarpiastri:

charles_leclerc Now I’m nervous to leave Lily around Y/N too… 😬

↪ lilyzneimer:

oscarpiastri Honestly? Can’t blame her. 😘

danielricciardo posted a meme:

📸: Meme of two people bickering with the text "Max and Y/N" but underneath it says "Us: Just kiss already."

Comments:

georgerussell63:

Finally someone said it. 😂

user5:

This slow-burn rivals-to-lovers storyline is too good. Can Netflix turn this into a reality show?

y/n_leclerc:

I'd rather stab myself in the foot

↪ maxverstappen1:

I'd rather jump into a pit of lava

↪ charles_leclerc:

I’ve never seen two people who hate each other this much. It’s exhausting.

↪ landonorris:

What if this isn’t hate, though? What if this is like, love in disguise?

↪ danielricciardo:

I’m just waiting for the day Y/N proposes to Max through a meme.

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[offtherecord-if]

The band whose death sparked the birth of your journalism career is back—and they want you to cover their revival. But what happens when the story you uncover is one that’s better left off the record?

DEMO TBA | 18+ for drug use, violence, explicit language and adult content.

Six years ago, Dusk was the figurehead of the music scene. They dominated the charts, shattered records, and stole hearts—all within three years of forming. But their meteoric rise ended in tragedy: a bassist dead, a lead singer in prison, and a legacy left broken and bruised. With the general public left in the dark regarding the truth behind Dusk's collapse, they remain a relic.

After seeing a Dusk concert in high school with your best friend, Tai, the two of you started up a music journalism blog, Off The Record. After covering the sudden (and mysterious) death of Dusk's bassist, Jordan Iyer, you went wholly viral and haven't seen a quiet day since. Fast forward six years, and Off The Record is now the biggest name in independent music journalism. Still, nothing could prepare you for an email from Ari Klein, Dusk's manager. He tells you that Dusk is reuniting for a world tour and that he has an offer for you: tag along, cover the tour exclusively for Off The Record, and tell Dusk's long-hidden story.

The chance of a lifetime? Maybe. But with a fractured band, a competitor journalist hot on your heels, and the depth of what really happened that night six years ago, it’s clear this tour isn’t just about music. And not everyone wants their story to come to light.

★ JOURNALISM YOUR WAY — write for Off The Record, and word your pieces as you please. Write positively or negatively about the tour, single out a band member to interview, answer the audiences burning questions. Will you stay true to your journalistic ethics, or will you bend for a better story—or payout?

★ GET PAID TO PARTY — you're accompanying a band that was once on top of the world: they know how to have a good time. Indulge yourself in a good time, be it drink, music, or person. Document it as you go, just... try not to leak any videos taken at these afterparties.

★ MANAGE YOUR IMAGE — the entire world is holding onto your blog for updates on Dusks revival, that means millions of eyes on you. Customise your name, pronouns, personality, writing style and more.

★ MINGLE MINGLE MINGLE — interact with the story cast, whether it's your best friend, a drunken manager, a fresh-from-prison singer, or a journalist looking to dismantle your career. Make friends, foes, or lovers out of any of them.

★ LOVE OR HATE — decide on your personal attitude towards Dusk. Were you once a teenage super fan or were you a seething hater in your high school years? Has your opinion since changed... could it change again?

★ CRY MURDER? — Jordan Iyer, the original bassist for Dusk, drowned at an afterparty following a concert. Dusk's management was quick to smother conspiracy theories, but shortly after his death, lead singer Cali Roads was arrested on serious assault charges. Music Managed speculates something unseemly about this death. Was it really an accident? Maybe with such close proximity, you'll finally find out once and for all.

CALI RHODES — The Lead Singer. M/F

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎Known by the masses as Cali Roads, Dusk's creator and biggest downfall. After six years in prison for assault, they're out and returning to the spotlight. They're colder than they used to be—guarded—but they've had six years to work on this new album, so it better get them back on the charts. Otherwise, what were they made for?

PRINCE PARKER — The Guitarist. F

‎ ‎ ‎ Dubbed by fans as "the mom of the band," Parker Groves is the heart of Dusk. She's sweet, almost too kind for the music industry, but Dusk would have fallen apart a lot sooner if not for her. The only question is whether she can take the pressure of playing glue again... after all, she did leave her new band for this revival.

NICK/NANCY HAYES — The Drummer. M/F

‎ ‎ ‎ Sharp-tongued and even sharper-tempered, Hayes isn't thrilled about being back, but the promised paycheck is enough to spend a year with their former bandmates. After Dusk fell apart, Hayes left to travel and escape the major leagues. They even started meditating, though it hasn’t done much for their anger issues.

LENNY CARSON — The Bassist. F

‎ ‎ ‎ The new girl on the block, Eleanor "Lenny" Carson went from YouTube sensation and Dusk superfan to replacing their late bassist. She thought she was used to fame and attention, with over a million followers online… but performing in a packed stadium is a whole lot scarier than performing to a webcam in her bedroom. Plus, she's got the legacy of Jordan Iyer hanging over her. There's nothing she can do but prove herself.

JULES ORTEGA — The Keyboardist. M *non romanceable.

‎ ‎ ‎ Back on stage to earn some money for his upcoming wedding, Julian Ortega is stuck between nostalgia and a yearning for the quiet life. Now a music teacher, he's not sure fame and riches is his thing anymore.

ARI KLEIN — The Manager. M

‎ ‎ ‎ Often too inebriated to function, Ari Klein is the textbook definition of a mess. He’s charming, sure, and sometimes even a great manager, but you can’t help but wonder how he ever led Dusk to such success. His decision to invite Off The Record along for the tour is either his best or worst idea to date.

ETHAN RHODES — The Younger Brother. M

‎ ‎ ‎ Cali’s younger brother and full-time pain in their ass, Ethan is a little too supportive of Dusk’s reunion—he’s even debating a tattoo. He’s a flirt, a gossip, and a little too reckless for his own good, but hey, isn’t that what being the youngest is all about?

HAZEL WU — The Competition. F

‎ ‎ ‎ Creator of Music Managed, the second-biggest name in independent music journalism. Hazel will also be covering Dusk’s reunion tour, albeit from the sidelines. Unless, of course, she can dig up some dirt about the band that even you aren’t privy to. She’s not afraid to stir the pot... after all, she was the first to suggest foul play in Jordan Iyer’s death.

TAI DE SMIDT — The Best Friend. NB

‎ ‎ ‎ Your best friend and co-founder of Off The Record, Tai is as bright as the sun—and they know it. Loving and excitable, there’s a reason they’ve been your ride-or-die since kindergarten. Just don’t forget they’re a self-proclaimed "whore for gossip."

reblogs & questions are appreciated and encouraged. mwah mwah <- that's me blowing you a kiss

[sevilynne]

"B—but... Snivellus is a death eater..."

Listen here, you little shit. For Severus, he got neglected by BOTH parents (and it was implied that he was abused both physically and mentally as well.), gets bullied by two boys because he wanted to go to Slytherin (who sneers back and ends up getting bullied), almost gets killed and Sirius nor Remus gets any consequences other than detention (Really? Is his life worth detention and not Azkaban?), James flexes it to Lily and Lily starts believing James over the victim, Severus accidentally calls his bestfriend a mudblood over the heat of the situation (Lily was about to smile, when James literally used scorgify in his mouth), loses the person thay cared for him the most compared to others (Which Lily isn't even a good friend, so his life is messed up), with Remus and Sirius not maturing (Sirius still calls Severus "Snivellus", and Remus and Sirius spreading lies like "Severus was jealous of James" or "Lily never hated James," when it's the other way around!!! James was jealous of Severus because he existed and Lily was his best friend!

Now his blood supremacist friends are basically recruiting him, and helping him on the way! Basically, the "bad side" is his good side! They are the only ones who "cared" for him when he needed help! He was a death eater for a reason, and people manipulating him because he was vulnerable is a reason.

The audacity of stans trying to make a hotter version of Severus—Regulus? Regulus is basically a walmart Severus but Timothée Chalamet dressed up in wizard robes! If Regulus was told as ugly, nobody would boohoo care about him.

Y'all only hate Severus and love Regulus because J.K. Rowling never made a Marauders era movie! Regulus is basically a blood supremacist with Voldemort shrines and posters who'd call Lily a mudblood! While Severus is basically bullied on a daily basis.

You guys got to see Severus's good and bad things! Like him "bullying" children, but saved the wizarding world. Literally, maybe he targeted children, but so did Minerva! Minerva literally targeted Neville and locked him outside of the Gryffindor common room when there's an apparent psycho killer, and humiliated him infront of everyone! But we all never see that because we are in Harry's POV, she favours him—she only took points and she was apparently fair because Harry's BIASED!!! Just like how all Slytherins are portrayed because of Hagrid and Ron!!! She favours Gryffindor just like how Severus favours Slytherin, except she takes big points away (which is from Gryffindors she doesn't like) and when she's infront of the professors!

Severus is a morally grey character, and Regulus? We basically time skipped him, we skipped all of the bad things he has done while we never skipped Severus's, that's why you don't have a bad opinion about him, but really! In the Marauders timeline, Regulus was a Voldemort fanboy while Severus literally had stuff happening.

This is why you don't hate James Potter, you guys basically skipped HIS timeline and moved to Harry's, which Severus is portrayed to be this big bad bully until DH! And that's why Harry "Snape's #1 Biggest Hater" Potter's vision changed to "Snape's #1 Biggest Defender", just like how his vision changed from "My father is a great man" to "I fucking hate my own father".

But you guys are so deep into these fanfics like CR (Crimson Rivers) or ATYD (All the Young Dudes) that you all forget about canon lore! He physically assaulted, sexually assaulted, and mentally exhausted Severus! We're not throwing the SA word around, because lets think of this:

———

Lily let out a stream of mixed swearwords and hexes, but her wand being ten feet away, nothing happened.

“Wash out your mouth,” said James coldly. “Scourgify!”

Pink soap bubbles streamed from Lily’s mouth at once; the froth was covering her lips, making her gag, choking her —

“Leave her ALONE!”

James and Sirius looked around. James’s free hand jumped to his hair again.

It was one of the boys from the lake edge. He had black hair that fell to his shoulders and startlingly onyx eyes.

“All right, Snape?” said James, and the tone of his voice was suddenly pleasant, deeper, more mature.

“Leave her alone,” Severus repeated. He was looking at James with every sign of great dislike. “What’s she done to you?”

“Well,” said James, appearing to deliberate the point, “it’s more the fact that she exists, if you know what I mean...”

Many of the surrounding watchers laughed, Sirius and Wormtail included, but Lupin, still apparently intent on his book, didn’t, and neither did Severus.

“You think you’re funny,” he said coldly. “But you’re just an arrogant, bullying toerag, Potter. Leave her alone."

Behind her, the Impediment Jinx was wearing off. Lily was beginning to inch toward her fallen wand, spitting out soapsuds as he crawled.

“Bad luck, Prongs,” said Sirius briskly, turning back to Evans. “OY!”

But too late; Lily had directed her wand straight at James; there was a flash of light and a gash appeared on the side of James’s face, spattering his robes with blood.

James whirled about; a second flash of light later, Lily was hanging upside down in the air, her robes falling over her head to reveal skinny legs and a skirt.

Many people in the small crowd watching cheered. Sirius, James, and Wormtail roared with laughter. Severus, whose furious expression had twitched for an instant as though he was going to smile, said, “Let her down!”

“Certainly,” said James and he jerked his wand upward. Evans fell into a crumpled heap on the ground.

Disentangling herself from her robes, she got quickly to her feet, wand up, but Sirius said, “Petrificus Totalus!” and Lily keeled over again at once, rigid as a board.

“LEAVE HER ALONE!” Severus shouted. He had his own wand out now. James and Sirius eyed it warily.

“Ah, Snape, don’t make me hex you,” said James earnestly.

“Take the curse off her, then!”

James sighed deeply, then turned to Lily and muttered the countercurse.

“There you go,” he said, as Lily struggled to her feet again, “you’re lucky Snape was here, Evans —”

“I don’t need help from filthy little Mudbloods like him!" (Severus is canonically a Mudblood because he has dirty blood—Muggle blood)

Severus blinked.

“Fine,” he said coolly. “I won’t bother in future. And I’d wash your skirt if I were you, Evans.”

“Apologize to Snape!” James roared at Evans, his wand pointed threateningly at her.

“I don’t want you to make her apologize,” Severus shouted, rounding on James. “You’re as bad as she is.”

“What?” yelped James. “I’d NEVER call you a — you-know-what!”

“[...], walking down corridors and hexing anyone who annoys you just because you can — I’m surprised your broomstick can get off the ground with that fat head on it. You make me SICK.”

He turned on his heel and hurried away.

“Snape!” James shouted after him, “Hey, SNAPE!” But he didn’t look back.

“What is it with him?” said James, trying and failing to look as though this was a throwaway question of no real importance to him.

“Reading between the lines, I’d say he thinks you’re a bit conceited, mate,” said Sirius.

“Right,” said James, who looked furious now, “right —”

There was another flash of light, and Evans was once again hanging upside down in the air.

“Who wants to see me take off Evans’s skirt?”

———

Now, let's see if this isn't messed up. This is humiliating! Why did Severus leave his female best friend when she was being PA'd and SA'd by a male! Why did he take out his wand too late? Why is he such a coward?

Gender roles do matter in this context, no matter if Severus considers this as SA or not, it's SA and he got his pants stripped down, but it doesn't matter, he's a boy isn't he?

If this was Lily, everyone would care, but no! It's greasy, slimy, old Snape, and he's a boy.

Sirius nor James used dark spells, but they were pretty much using hexes so it doesn't matter—they are basically baby DE bullies but Gryffindors.

Stop attacking Severus and start thinking about this, because he was just a boy.

A lot of people (Not all) cared for Harry when Myrtle basically tried to SA him, why not Severus? He was stripped infront of the whole school! (Not invalidating Harry's trauma), this is just so messed up.

[curly-my-beloved]

alrighty!!

any silly(or serious) hcs for the mouthwashing crew - can be sfw or nsfw if you want :]

A headcanon for everyone in the crew

Curly once got a bib for his birthday as a joke because if that man ate a burger, he would ruin his shirt with the dripping sauce. He has five shirts that he wouldn't mind throwing away specifically for going to burger joints. His friends still laugh at him about being a messy eater.

Jimmy used to be a punk in high school. Nowadays, while he still shares most of the values, he's just too done with life to even bother. He'd still punch a nazi on sight, though.

Anya is a metalhead. Nobody knows this, since she only listens to it when she's alone, worried what others might think. Her favorite bands are Watain, Repugnant and In This Moment.

Swansea has personal beef with sea food. Nobody knows where it came from, but he is the biggest hater of fish known to earth. He will go on a rant if he sees a fish on his plate. Surprisingly, he does not have an issue with sushi.

Daisuke first learned English from cartoons and English anime dubs. He had a horrendous anime protagonist accent until the age of fourteen, which is when his family moved out of Japan and he got to actually experience more 'regular' english. He can still sound like a cartoon character if he's sleepy or too excited.