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wait I really was thinking about -8 😰

They never suspect a negative number.

My psychic powers strike again.

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Out of context spoiler for Chapter 2 of The Apothecary's Travel Guide

Warriors: *starting his "fake flirt with the new girl to get info out of her" plan*

[Name]:

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Waaaait, if we share the same brain, that means you've also thought about what an absolute world threat Apothecary!Reader would be if she turned yandere? or can you tell me what number I'm thinking of right now? 😱

Personally, I'm not into Yandere!Reader fics. It's just not my cup of tea.

But if she were to go crazy, things would go down the toilet real quick for anyone she didn't like. She has a good poker face and she has learned enough from her big sisters to know how to get someone hot under the collar, or at least catch them off guard.

And the number you're thinking of is -8.

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Probably everything I write will be incorrect and inaccurate, but I am thinking of all possibilities and with someone who is very capable of experimenting with living beings (bad people, but living beings anyway), with the environment where she lived...who says she doesn't have a trick up her sleeve? or I'm just obsessed with this au and I like a woman who is in control, general control

In some way or another, I trust in Apothecary![Name]'s abilities, be it her intelligence or her art in plants

In her art with plants, she knows more than the entire chain put together, who says that one of her harmless plants that they let she keep doesn't have paralyzing properties if its boiled? or sleeping? and that she only knows this because of her desire to experiment? I don't see it as possible honestly, if the chain is smart of course, at least they will know how to try a tea that she makes first before drinking it.

Her intelligence? If she feels it is safer to stay close to the chain, will she try to use these feelings to her advantage? I feel like someone capable of manipulating plants knows a thing or two about manipulating people, a very basic version of psychology. Whether it's because she learned it or the beautiful women with which she lived surrounded told her one or two tricks, something to manipulate a man she can't believe she's actually using.

Or as I said, maybe I'm overthinking, Growing up in the sinful part of the place does not guarantee that you become insensitive to some things, nor that you think about what could benefit you the most by learning from other people's experiences that you have witnessed.

Bruh I think we have the same brain because how the hell did you bring up every thought I also had? Like. Even down to the use of paralyzing or sleep inducing medicine to get away.

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not request, curiosity

what would apothecary reader do with a yandere chain? will she be scared? will she remain calm? will she be used to it because she has seen all kinds of men throughout her life due to the environment she grew up in?

Ooh that is a certified Bad TimeTM. I have many thoughts about Yan!Chain with Apothecary![Name]. I might ust make a special non-canon chapter with them tbh.

She would totally be all kinds of uncomfortable when she noticies their behaviour, especially when they perhaps start getting some not-exactly-childfriendly thoughts. But on the other hand, she knows that they are somehow still the safest people to be around for the forseeable future. So for now she mostly lays low and does her best to fend off any attempts to woo her.

Now, the obvious answer here would be to try to poison them, but given how they've taken all of her questionable materials (any plants and items they don't recognise) and refuse to give them back, plus how closely they watch her, that's going to be an uphill battle. They still let her make medicine because they know it makes her happy, and they want her to feel useful and they just like her taking care of them, but they watch her methods so she doesn't do anything suspicious.

Wild and Hyrule in particular are always insisting on helping, given how they know the most about medicine and the healing arts out of the Chain. Wars has been shown to know at least a little about first aid, so he tries to get in on the action, but the others shoo him away because knowing to wrap a wound and making medicine are different things.

As for the Chain in general, their protectiveness is ramped up to 12 when they learn more about [Name]'s past. Jinshi and Lakan are prety high up on their shitlist, even if they only know half the facts (because not even [Name] knows the whole truth about them). Doesn't matter, you don't like them, so they're all keeping you away from them. Those men might as well be Ganon to them.

In fact, they don't trust any man in your era (other than your dad), not after they kidnapped you and sold you off. Oh yeah, and they've already planned exactly what they're going to do with the ones who kidnapped you. Might as well give them a taste of their own medicine.

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I just consumed all your content on apothecary!name, I'm obsessed

I love that she has so much potential to be an absolute threat, and even more so if I think she has a very vast medical knowledge, whether current/modern (as modern as the time in which it is set can be) as...

any man: bitch i'm gonna stab you-

apothecary!name: maybe a lobotomy will make you reflect-

Some Yiga member: Imma cut you, bitch!

Apothecary![Name] seeing she now has a new test subect:

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Then Apothecary![Name] challenges the boys to eat something with a species she created that would be the minimum of a hot chili in our world in exchange for a couple of rupees if they last 2 minutes

No one lasted that long and maybe even their tongues got a little burned and they lost the sensation of taste for a while-

Yes, we're making white people jokes here. I admit, they're pretty funny depending on the execution. Also relatable. While I don't mind spicy food (it's not my favourite, but it's not like I'd turn my nose up at it), my mother hates it. Dad loves it, though.

Wild handles it the best because, honestly, he has a lead belly. Bro literally ate rocks. He'd probably ask for more, even if he is going to regret it later when his tummy gets the rumblies.

I actually think that Rulie likes spicy food. He can't handle it at all, but he likes it anyway. Also he gets to beg for sweets later and no one would blame him.

Four's in the corner saying how he now knows how the metal he works with feels. He's coughing and gets the hiccups after just a few bites.

Time seems to be doing well, but what the others don't know is that he's got a bottle of milk he's constantly sipping from when no one's looking. No cheating! It gets taken away very quickly and he is suffering.

Honestly, Wars and Legend have about the same level of tolerance. They make an unofficial bet on who can last longer. Also may or may not be adding more spicy stuff into each other's food to make the other lose.

Poor Wind tries to put on a brave face, but everyone can see that he's not taking it well. Mostly because of he does not have a poker face.

Twilight immediately opts out. Just the smell coming from the pot is making his eyes water. Too bad. If they all have to suffer, so does he. (Please note, do not give your dog anything spicy. It's not good for them and will end in a trip to the vet).

Sky has it the worst. Living at such high altitudes his whole life has not prepared him for a lot of things. Also I never really saw much variety of food on Skyloft, mostly pumpkins. No tolerance what so ever.

On the bright side, if they ever get something that they can't handle, they can just give it to [Name] so they don't have to waste food.

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It'd be funny if Apothecary![Name] is the only one who can handle Goron Spice (flashback to that one time Wild dumped an entire jar of it into dinner as revenge).

I mean, Chinese cooking often uses spices in a lot of dishes, so she definitely has a tolerance. Also, she literally eats poison.

Also imagine if she eats Goron Spice on its own and says that this is weak compared to some of the stuff she's had before. Like it's actually compareable to your above average spicy curry powder and Hylians just have absolutely abysmal spice toleracne.

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You know what would be fun? The Chain with a Reader who is a Winx Club style fairy. This is for all my fellow Europeans in this fandom.

Like you introduce yourself as a fairy and they're all just staring at you confused like "but you're people sized???" and it's just like "huh?" Are the people in your world massive or something? Are you a small Great Fairy?

Friendship with Rulie? Friendship with Rulie. At first he thinks you're a halfling like him (if we're going with headcanon), but when you tell him that's not accurate, he wants to learn more about the fairies from your world. Also so maybe you could help him with his magic a little because he still hasn't mastered it.

The regular fairies don't initially know what to think of you, but as soon as you explain yourself/show your magic, they love you and practically drag you to go meet their mother. They remind you of the Pixies from your world (and you start to miss your own bonded Pixie).

Thankfully, you're a good assist during battle, being able to provide suppourt from the sky while staying away from the typical slashes and stabs and bites the monsters deploy. That said, arrows and magic attacks are still something you have to look out for, especially because there's not exactly a lot of places to stay hidden while flying.

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You know... Now that I think about it...

Me writing a fanfic where a woman from a very patriarchical society gets isekai'd and is surrounded by men who actually care about her and love her is sounding like very targeted wish fulfilment for people from America.

To all of my American readers (especailly those with uteruses and those from marginalized communities) out there, please stay safe and alive.

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[Name]: Why did those bandits just take our food?

Wind: Maybe they just want a good old-fashioned fanny whooping.

[Name]: "Fanny?"

Wind: Time doesn't like it when I swear.

[Name]: "Butt" isn't a swear.

Wind: The HIFL are you talking about?

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Apothecary![Name]: Why do you like me so much?

Warriors: Because I find you attractive.

Apothecary![Name], who has been using make-up to make herself look worse: Raise your standards!

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I like the headcanon that because there are no cats in BotW or TotK, Wild has no idea what a cat is. The others have explained it a little bit to him, but he still doesn't really get it or have a clear image in his head.

But then someone in the Chain (probably Legend) makes a comment on how Apothecary![Name] is very cat-like, Wild starts calling her a cat. She is his little meow meow fr fr.

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Wild: Love is dead and has never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.

Twilight: Are you okay?

Wild: *pointing at Apothecary![Name]* My cat stole my fucking garlic bread!

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Wild: Love is dead and has never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.

Twilight: Are you okay?

Wild: *pointing at Apothecary![Name]* My cat stole my fucking garlic bread!

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Bruh can you imagine the hell I'd set loose by adding Courage and Koridai into tA'sTG? It's never going to happen, but imagine if it did. I can't even begin to imagine the amount of dirty jokes I'd have to write because of them.

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*immediately after an argument with Apothecary![Name]*

Koridai: She says "is beauty all that matters?" and you say "what else is there?"

Courage: It was dumb, I know.

Koridai: You should write a book. "How to offend women in five syllables or less."

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I had an idea about LU with a reader who's like senshi from delicious in dungeon and knows how to make monster parts taste good. I can see it being so funny cause you know reader and wild are gonna be looking at monsters the same way butchers look at animals on the chopping block. Meanwhile everyone in the background is either concerned or unsettled.

Bruh they're scared for their lives.

They see you looking at a monster funny and immediately they all have the words "oh dear Hylia, no" repeating in their heads. Listen, Wild was enough of a handful on his own, but you've somehow managed to make him worse. Like, how is that even possible?

Some are more vocal about their aversion to eating monsters (Legend, Wind, Warriors) and others just kinda look at the food with a dead stare (Time, Twilight, Four). This might be the only thing Legend and Warriors ever 100% agree on.

But to their abject horror every single time, it tastes good. Like... Really good. How?