#shes an idiot (affectionate)

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

[hannycho12]

Caelus learn the heart finger.

[donotfollowabandonedblog]

I was thinking about them while making coffee. Theyre such idiots <3

[mcdonaldsforehead-emofurry]

Felt it was appropriate to post this now that episode 7 is out

[itz-pandora]

They cuddle. If u even care.

[vaguely-concerned]

merrill dragon age really reverse engineered an eluvian from first principles in a cave with a box of scraps and one single blighted shard. and STILL she gets no respect for it from anyone but potentially hawke, at least in a confused yet well-meaning 'are ya winning son' sort of way on the friendship path. dark days for women in STEM

(really though it seems the equivalent of a person in the middle ages putting together a nokia phone from rocks and sticks (and one coaching session from a spirit, fair enough) and then just not being able to figure out how to turn it on even though it is fully functioning. magically at least merrill is inarguably a genius. the tony stark of kirkwall. well not really that comparison falls apart pretty quickly but you see what I'm saying here lmao)

[bruciemilf]

Bardock and Gine are genuinely such a funny couple. Gine is a golden retriever puppy surrounded by a pack of feral cat monkeys and she truly believes Bardock can’t stand her ass.

Meanwhile Bardock is screaming, crying, tearing his hair out. “Why won’t any of these fucking courting tactics WORK?!”

Toma wonders if he should let Bardock know HE’S been courted as well.

[mako-neexu]

its so funny dfssjhdlk dantes and oberon doing the most weirdest or most fucked up things ever because they love guda and are literally their PRIMARY protectors in guda's dreamscape/psyche meanwhile i didnt think that THE REST of the dream servants are more BEHAVED considering their track record/how they are lol

[charmtale]

ep 36 / ep 38

[suchaflurryflurry]

imaging a scenario where elphaba accidentally calls dr. dillamond “dad”

[novelist-becca]

I think Kyo and Rin is what you get when the tsundere trope is written right

[a-gay-bloodmage]

My Faith

(Leliana x Faelyn Tabris)

Faelyn has never been the sharpest dagger in the sheath. So, when Leliana asks to sleep with her, it takes a little more directness than a bard is accustomed to.

[aethernoise]

Checking in from my ever-deepening BG3 pit. My Tav!Alyx (Xandra) just got to act 3 and is very tired rn. Overall things are going well though because I'm making up for the many mistakes of my first run and overall just being a lot more thorough with my exploration etc.

And yeah she is a Storm Sorcerer because of course she is.

[fiannans]

After playing Veilguard, I had to change my Crow Rook’s character and background a bit from how I’d originally envisioned her to fit more with how Rook is presented in game, but I’ve grown to love this slightly edited, final version of her.

Arden “Rook” de Riva was born in the Free Marches to a poor peasant family and ran away from home when she was nine years old to escape her violent stepfather, who regularly whipped and beat her at the smallest excuse. She stowed away on a merchant ship bound for Antiva (she’d been aiming for Ferelden, having always dreamed of having her own fearsome mabari war hound, but anywhere was better than returning home) which eventually docked in Treviso.

After slipping away from the ship, she spent several weeks living on the streets, sleeping in alleys and under bridges and subsisting on whatever she managed to scavenge or steal, until the day she met Viago.

In a moment of foolishness borne of hunger and desperation, Arden tried to pick his pocket, unaware that the young man with the dour expression was one of the famed Antivan Crows. Viago caught her in the act, but instead of giving her a beating and tossing her into the canals as she expected him to, he offered her a home and a job with House de Riva, if she could handle the notoriously punishing Crow training.

(For the first few weeks of their acquaintance, Viago and the other Crows/fledglings all believed Arden was a boy; she cut her hair short when she ran away from home and dressed in boy’s clothing, knowing it was safer to pass herself off as a boy than a young girl on her own.)

Her magic manifested fairly late, at puberty, and House de Riva arranged for her to receive training in how to control and use it in service of the Crows, in addition to her regular training in anatomy, acrobatics, stealth, weapons (daggers were her favourite, the pointier the better) and poisons.

Viago calls her “idiot” more often than her actual name (sometimes affectionately, sometimes less affectionately...like when she’s done something particularly stupid, such as her well-meaning but impulsive stunt with the Antaam) and regards her as something akin to an exasperating younger sister, though he trusts her more than any of his real half-siblings. In fact, in spite of her annoying habit of acting without thinking, he trusts her more than anyone, except Teia.

For Arden, Viago is the closest thing she has left to family...until Lucanis and Davrin and the others come into her life.

Despite living in Antiva for the better part of twenty years and speaking the language fluently, she never picked up the accent, though a distinctly Antivan inflection can be heard in her voice sometimes, especially when she pronounces certain words. Viago finds it useful and convenient when they have a contract for a particularly skittish target, because most people wouldn’t naturally mark or suspect her of being an Antivan Crow.

The first person she ever slept with was a target; she seduced him with sweet words, shy glances and poisoned wine. Viago trained her well.

[blazingblorbos]

canon

[stars-n-spice]

Baddies Batch - but they're that one meme:

y'know this one.

It makes me laugh so I couldn't resist:

Viram is done with their shit.