#sherlock is an arse

[buckingham-ashtray]

Sherlock Holmes, BBC Sherlock (x)

[mathispunk]

the fuck you MEAN HE GLUED JOHNS FACE TO THE PICTURE OF THE PERFECT MAN

[mouse-of-mischief]

They say that people usually take on a little niche interest, or subtle personality trait, or similar quirks to their comfort characters that they grew up reading/watching.... Well, thank you, John Hamish Watson for giving me a life-long obsession with knitted jumpers, and a stubborn tendency to "hunt and peck" when I write!

[ohurricaneo]

i fell into a river today and now i can REALLY feel how sherlock, milverton nd william felt

[thefisherqueen]

Seeing Jeremy Brett scrubbed clean and damp and wrapped in towels at the start of Granada's The illustrious client episode is doing something to me, and I can't for the life of me figure out what. This is the most frustrating part about being asexual. A certain intrigue is there and it does not feel entirely innocent, but it's like it's coming over a barely-there, distorted connection and leads nowhere

I just know that if Jeremy Brett would be alive and in my bedroom right now, looking exactly like he did there, I'd just offer him tea and cookies and tell him what an amazing actor he is. And then we'd talk about our Sherlock Holmes headcanons

[swagtastic-bougie-pompadour]

Hey Clive, do you got television from where you are?

If so, watch channels do you watch?

We get pretty much everything, my guy! And while Penny tells me broadcast telly is “for old men”, I’m quite a fan of the GBC series like Pride and Prejudice. Ah, and that “Sherlock” show that aired a while ago!

[consult-sherlockholmes]

Hey, are you an ass?

No, I am a cock, according to @consultjohnwatson.

[skyriderwednesday]

Please, folks, read the Baring-Gould chronology and become as enraged and confused by it as I am.

I know Doyle got his maths wrong, but that's no excuse for setting Gloria Scott a year earlier than those maths suggest. That makes Musgrave Ritual five years afterwards rather than four.

Why set Resident Patient, Noble Bachelor, and Second Stain within days of each other?

????????

I distinctly recall Red-Headed League being dated to 9th October 1890.

Why are Sign of Four and Hound of the Baskervilles back to back? Also isn't HOUN set in October 1889?

WHY WOULD THESE BE YOUR THREE 1890 CASES?????????

WHY IS NORWOOD BUILDER OVER A YEAR AFTER EMPTY HOUSE???????

[blistering-typhoons]

Still, he thinks, casting a look about the room. He might have slept better for having Holmes here with him.

[gregorovitch-adler]

Why does John describe the UK like that?!! 😭

[stedesparasol]

i was so convinced we'd be getting calypso by john denver this season that as far as i'm concerned it's on the soundtrack. i get emotional whenever i hear it now. i love the scene in our flag means death season 2 where they play calypso by john denver.

[buckingham-ashtray]

in the process of making my first johnlock edit and it's over one and a half minute long. yes i have a death wish no i have no idea why i'm making it this long.

the length is set though cuz i've already finished making the audio but this will take more than three months for sure :/

DEFINITELY let me know if you wish to be tagged by the time it's finally posted!!

[anime-academia]

I am going to fight everyone who has turned Sherlock Holmes into this edgy, rude, arse of a character. This man is kind, caring, sympathetic, and knows how to interact with people (even if he'd prefer to avoid doing so).

I get the whole genuis-who- can't -relate- to -the -way- normal -people- function, but y'know what, he's not condescending about it. He doesnt necessarily think himeself to be above the masses. He admits to being beaten without throwing a tantrum about it.

Being a genuis doesn't mean or necessitate being cold and unfeeling

[thedanceronthestreets]

I think we need to talk about the fact that sherlock's been flirting his little autistic arse off but unfortunately he is doing so at john, the human embodiment of a social brick wall

[scamanderishredmayniac]

Ooo look at the colours, I love the colours on this. So bright. They go well together and stand out.

Sherlock Holmes in The Adventure of Charles Augustus Milverton. All fancy for stealing are we? And of course I had to include the green carnation!!! Next up is Watson)

First time using watercolours so I'd really love some feedback!

[demilypyro]

Have you watched Elementary? It suffers some of the usual problems of American detective shows (copaganda, no restraint on amount of episodes/seasons), but it's basically Sherlock if it understood the character better and didn't disappear up its own arse.

Plus Lucy Liu.

havent seen it but making watson a woman is kind of awesome i might check it out