#sherlock : ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[sherlockianscholar]

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[deathishauntedbyhumans]

hmmm something something john not being able to say marianna’s last name correctly and then five minutes later rattling off the name of the indian airport that mary had a ticket to. hm.

[awkwardarmadildo]

sherlock saying giddy up is my new favorite thing actually i love it its so seriously unserious i love him so much

also rip sherlock for getting absolutely manipulate mansplain manwhored lmfao you played right into their hands get fucking girlbossd

but also also someone explain why john had his mic recording while he showered like??? HUH????? no way did he know that Thats when sherlock would decide thats when he needed to talk dude

the mic skipping like it does is hilarious i choked on my fucking ramen everytime it happened lmfao

love how distressed sherlock sounded when he said "were working, watson" or whatever i cant remember his exact words, his tone was too wonderful

and a final also in however many bits this has been im too lazy to go back and count: lmao get live laugh loved losers

[ineffable-romantics]

Magician Mustache (affectionate) vs The Beard (derogatory)

[speakercrab666]

they'd be $5

[thatsmylog]

a study in shirt removal through the ages: part 1/∞

[circusislife]

*sneaks in*

hey hi hello!! how's it goin? food/water/stretch?

*tackles invader*

HULLO!!!!

:DDDD

had lunch have stretched and have drunk (in the last hour?)!

currently studying!(mostly)

how be you?!?!?!

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

[awkwardarmadildo]

Theyre so boyfriends

John: *struggling to open a jar Sherlock: *opens it John: Sherlock: You loosened it for me. John: Damn right.

[jqafterdark]

Seeing S/O in Lingerie Reaction

From a request in my main blog, this has no smut but VERY SUGGESTIVE so... yeah ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Sebastian Moran, William James Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes, and Louis James Moriarty

Tag/s: Historically inaccurate lingerie

Sebastian Moran

The man whistled as soon as you entered his field of vision.

He looked like a kid in a candy store.

Straight up GRINNING from ear to ear.

If you're showing him a variety, he'll inspect every single one of them.

It's almost alarming how focused he looks.

Little do you know, he's thinking about how to use whatever lace or strings your outfit has to his advantage in the bedroom.

The minute you're within his reach, Sebastian pulls you to his lap to get a closer look.

He takes his time to take in your figure while his hands roam through your body.

Even as you walk away, his eyes never leave your figure.

Like you were one of his targets on missions.

He would definitely tease you, wanting you to get riled up as much as he is.

What's more annoying is he wants you to say that you want to do it before he continues.

He's torn between taking it off or just doing the deed with it still on you.

Whatever position you're in, he definitely has a good view of you.

A mirror might be involved.

"I'm back-" Sebastian abruptly stopped as your eyes met in the mirror, wide in shock.

His eyes traveled down to your new short silk nightgown and stockings, going up and down before smiling.

"You could have just said so," he chuckled, removing his coat as he walked up to you.

You quickly grabbed whatever was closest to you, in this case, a hairbrush, and pointed it at him as you kept a distance.

"Oh no, you don't! Last time, I chased the target through the city with a limp!" you muttered, keeping your distance as your eyes never left him.

"Do you have a mission tomorrow?" Sebastian innocently asked, making you pause.

"...No...?"

"Then that settles it," he smiled, quickly hugging your waist.

"SEBASTIAN!"

"Don't worry, I'll be gentle. Wouldn't want your pretty outfit to rip, now do we?"

William James Moriarty

When you asked him to come with you to go underwear shopping, he was shocked, to say the least.

But he quickly recovered and agreed.

You definitely have his attention now.

While his eyes kept following you while he drank his tea, his smile was different than it usually was.

It was more... devious, so to speak.

While he keeps his composure, a lot has happened in his mind.

While you were picking some things, William acted like a perfect gentleman.

Holds the clothes you picked, heartfelt compliments to boost your confidence, over all the best boyfriend you could ask for.

Almost too good to be true. And it was.

He might have thought of a few scenarios on how the two of you could get away with it in the store.

It helped that it was a pretty private dressing room, considering the store was made just for the nobles, where it was just you and him.

Even the workers were far from earshot, attending to the other customers at the front.

But he didn't continue since he saw you enjoying your little date and didn't want to ruin your good mood.

It didn't help that you would ask him for help to put some of them on, though... Or take them off.

Besides, he has the whole night planned just for the two of you, and he's making sure no one would bother you two.

You hummed happily as you swung the bags in your arms, satisfied with your purchases.

"I'm surprised you agreed to go shopping with me, Will!" you mused as you turned to William, "Didn't you have a meeting later with everyone? Wouldn't you be late?"

William gave you a smile as he grabbed your hand, "The meeting was moved since some of the professors were out sick,"

"Is that so..." you trailed off, shrugging off his response.

William quietly chuckled, remembering the surprised expressions his comrades had when he said the meeting was canceled and assigned a new mission to everyone.

The manor was now empty until morning.

"Well, whatever! I can't wait to try these at home," you beamed, looking down at your new haul.

"Indeed," William agreed, a dangerous glint in his eyes.

Sherlock Holmes

He never saw the appeal of the lingerie until he saw it on you.

Now, lace is his favorite thing on your body.

The first time he saw you in lingerie, it was like he shut down.

He didn't say a word, but his eyes were glued to you as he reached his hand out to you.

When you walked up to him, he eyed every inch of your body, engraving the image of you in his mind.

To him, you looked ethereal.

Like beauty personified.

When he did speak, it was soft and breathless, as if you rendered him speechless.

And when you did it, the sight of you in lingerie and covered in hickeys he left is now his favorite thing.

He gets more possessive whenever he sees you in lingerie.

And surprisingly more gentle and slow, wanting to enjoy every second of it.

Now, every time you buy a new set, he likes having a private fashion show.

When you bring him to a lingerie store, he is not embarrassed at all.

Hell, he'd even pick out a few things for you.

You can tell his compliments are genuine with how serious his expression is.

"Sherlock?" you called out, slowly walking up to him.

His eyes were completely wide as he looked at you.

"Sherl?" you called out again, but no response as he continued to stare at you.

You bit your lip as you covered yourself, feeling self-conscious wearing nothing but a bustier with matching underwear.

"Don't,"

"Huh?" Sherlock quickly grabbed your hands, pulling them down to your side.

"Don't hide it. You look beautiful," Sherlock breathed out, mesmerized by your outfit as his eyes slowly looked up at you.

You felt your face flush as you looked away, unable to meet his gaze.

"You're staring too much,"

"I disagree,"

Louis James Moriarty

You almost gave the man a heart attack.

He was not expecting to see you in lace and sheer one night after a long day of house chores.

Was it an unwelcomed surprise? No. Definitely not.

That night, he was just hoping to have some downtime with you after working the whole day.

So when he saw you by your dresser half-dressed putting on stockings, it was like the man turned into stone.

Minutes later, Louis came back and saw you in your robe, relieved to see he was okay.

His face became completely red when he remembered what happened and apologized for walking in on you.

Even though you forgave Louis, he's still scolding himself for liking what he saw.

What's more, his eyes would gaze over your robe when it would slip.

Explaining why he slammed his head on the table was interesting, to say the least.

So when you told Louis it was okay for him to look, he was still shy. But you would catch him stealing glances your way.

He tries to compliment you, say anything coherent for that matter. But he just mutters something while looking at the ground.

However, the moment he got more confident, his hands would not let you go.

Suddenly, he's fluent in dirty talk and knows just what to say to get you in the mood.

And he makes sure you know just how beautiful and alluring you looked that night.

"I truly apologize..." Louis muttered, a cold towel over his head as you chuckled, tying the robe tightly around your waist.

"Don't be. I'm just surprised," you reassured as you removed the towel, making Louis meet your eyes.

You weren't sure, but you swear you saw his eyes tracing your robe down to your chest.

His face turned completely red instantly, making him turn away.

You breathed out a smile as you hugged him tightly, kissing the top of his head.

"I'm really not mad, Louis!" you giggled, swaying side-by-side.

"Besides, that was for your eyes only, you know?" you grinned, making the man freeze as steam came out of his face as you snickered.

"Please don't tease me..."

[holmesxwatson]

The Secret of Sherlock Holmes play with Jeremy Brett & Edward Hardwicke, 1988/1989

audio bootleg on SoundCloud, restored by Alison Carter (Act 1) (Act 2)

the play script (x) (x)

the program (x)

info about cast, crew, tour dates, pictures, etc. on The Arthur Conan Doyle Encyclopedia (x)

fan site with lots of links (x)

Finding out that this play existed was one of the best days ever. I can't believe this is a thing that actually happened, I literally think about it daily, what a cool thing. This one is up at the top of my time machine list (the one where I discover time travel and only use it to go see shows and concerts in the past) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Just thinking about Jeremy Brett's voice (as Holmes !) booming across a theater that I am sitting in gives me chills.

I know I'm not the first person to post about this play, but if even one Granada Holmes fan sees this post and gets to discover this play, I think that would be pretty neat.

[diana-bluewolf]

💕 get to know the creator 💕

If you‘re getting this tell us something about you. Birthday, Age, Favorite Movie, Favorite Music, Comfort Character, A Picture of You and Your OC aside and what are you sharing with your OC 

Favourite Movie: Sherlock BBC (not a movie but close enough);

Favourite Music: classic rock (Def Leppard, ACDC, Scorpions, Bon Jovi, Nazareth, Nickelback, Shinedown, etc) but I love almost any kind of music;

Comfort Character: Chris ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

What are you sharing with your OC: he's INTP, I’m INTJ, so we have a lot in common, but the first thing that comes to mind - humour as a coping mechanism

As for a picture of us aside, I first wanted to choose a pic of Mike Wazowski and Sully because of the height difference

Professor Fig's living quarter is so cool btw

[incorrect-moriarty-sherliam]

A bit late because I was super busy at work. Here it is my contribution to sherliam week 2023.

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*Sherliam week 2023 Day5: Emergency*

William: I give up. I’m so tired.

Albert: Louis, get the emergency supply!

Louis: Why me?

Albert: Just go!

Louis *carrying Sherlock and places him in William’s lap*

William: *smiles*

Sherlock: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[awkwardarmadildo]

"not to be confused with lewis hamilton, hes a person, not a place ₛₕᵤₜ ᵤₚ ⱼₒₕₙ" STOPPPPPPPPPP HES SO ME WHAT THE HELL

[topsyturvy-turtely]

okay, wow 😂

since i am such a massive idiot, and so easily manipulated, without even realizing it-

oh Harry @therealharrywatson you horrible, evil creature please continue manipulating me into liking you and falling asleep on me (really how DARE you?!) because, i am too good-hearted and nice and guillable to see that you are being such a monster.

it will be a joy, because as said i will never even realize i am a guillable moron and even think i am doing good! :D what a win-win situation for both of us! :D

(and Sherlock, while i agree that the human species can be horribly dumb and make disastrous decisions, obviously you deal with mostly INDECENT people, because well you are a consulting detective, solving crimes... that doesn't mean all people are criminals etc. after all what are you if all humans are like the ones you investigate about?)

Congrats, Harry.

thank you, John! 😊

i really needed this (i was this close 🤏 to ask someone- probably you- for some money because i have less than £3 left) !

looking forward to my first real shift starting this afternoon.

[user-needs-new-hyperfixation]

What do you think is the angst potential for yuumori pt 2? Will anyone die?

Gosh I hope not. Once upon a time I would have expected at least one major character to die, but now...I don't know, I think that would be kind of contrary to the Moral of the Story that's been established so far. The point is to Live, and to Atone with one's life rather than with one's death. To that end I think that at the very least the Moriarthree and Sherlock are safe, and probably most of the rest of the cast. I suppose Mary could get killed off, but that seems a little silly given that her ACD canonical mid-timeskip death was already sidestepped.

I guess there's a world where one of the more peripheral characters could essentially be like...Fridged, but for the opposite purpose. Rather than being killed to motivate an adventure and vengeance, they die as a test of whether the others will remain true to their new outlook and not immediately go back to spilling avenging blood. But. IDK. I hope that's not the way we're going. The first part kept pleasantly surprising me with it's trajectory towards hope and a future that's not easy but is worthwhile. At this point I feel like killing anybody off would just kind of undermine that and bum me out in an unpleasant way, rather than a delicious angsty way. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

I am very curious to see what the conflict and tension of part 2 will be, now that Sherlock and Liam are married. 😆 I still kind of think it'd be fun if we get to lean harder into the MI6 spy shenanigans element. But we shall see.