#she's their lesbian wingman

[especiallyqhere]

Found these kids, idk who they are and what they want...

[poppybros-jr]

I wanted to draw the elevator girlies too!

Please forgive any issues, I don’t draw Splatoon stuff often but Side Order demanded it. They were originally going to be smooching but I need more art practice before I can get that to work. Let’s just say they’re seconds away from doing so ^^;

I’ve been agonising over posting this one for weeks since I’ve only ever posted Kirby art on this blog, but it is technically a multifandom blog and I don’t really want to make a second art blog. People who follow me for Kirby stuff only and don’t want to see my Splatoon art, please feel free to mute the ‘poppy draws squidkids’ tag.

[sojutrait]

PROM NIGHT !!! jialun, audrey, prisha, and miranda all hung out together at prom! turns out miranda has had a crush on prisha for a while so she wasn't too thrilled when her and jialun had their thing lmao. but!! it's water under the bridge and everyone had a blast! jialun even won prom king

[dearinglovebot]

girl!owen au: in which jurassic world's resident raptor trainer is a costa rican butch who can't seem to stop flirting with the operations manager

[findafight]

Thinking about it a little more and - Steve is just catnip to a certain kind of dad.

“Is anyone gonna teach this kid how to load a caulk gun or-“

the power struggle a certain group of Hawkins adults have over being some kind of parental/rolemodel figure for steve is unparalleled. I believe this truly. (he has no idea of the battles fought via eye contact in the canned vegetable aisle in his name)

parents and lesbians. they can't resist adopting him!

[vammppyre]

i am so gay for this girl istg

[mainfaggot]

i have a lesbian best friend and a bisexual best friend now i just need a gay best friend

[headsmashing]

And the knight make sure that nobody force her to marry! :D

Yeah, hi, so,

I have a better idea:

✨Let aroace characters be aroace✨ challenge 2024 [impossible]

[lariskapargitay]

“Thirteen and Bill would be sooo romantically involved and there’d be so much lesbianism going on!”

NO! No there wouldn’t! Bc Bill wouldn’t go from looking at 12 as her space grandpa to looking at 13 as ‘oh she’s hot, I could get with that!’ 13 would be her Space Nan.

Bill would answer, ‘who are you?’ With a panicked ‘oh I’m Bill and that’s my Nan’ and 13 would just 😑 bc now she really doesn’t look old enough to look like her grandparent so Bill has to quickly change it to ‘mum’

13 would be adorable trying to play wingman for Bill and a girl she likes, convincing her to go and get the cute waitresses number and Bill would be embarrassed like mad bc you don’t want your Nan trying to get you hooked up

Bill would ship 13 and Yaz bc she can see how happy 13 looks when she’s with her, but turn away all ‘ew’ when they finally kiss bc who wants to see their Nan kiss someone

Bill would yell at her and call her a stupid arsehole bc she went and out herself in danger and then hug her really tight and try not to cry bc she already lost her granddad and she doesn’t wanna lose her nan too and it’s the first time the Doctor doesn’t correct her or mind that title and just hugs her back

[jamroses]

imagine charlie dalton taking a liking toward a girl and like going all out his way to get her and she goes 'what makes you think i like you?' and charlie goes 'well im awesome, im beautiful, im a poet' and she goes 'what makes you think i even like boys in the first place' and his jaw just drops because hes like omg shes like todd and neil but if they were girls and from that day on they become friends and they even help each other get girls and he becomes her no1 lesbian protector AND i can see him walk up to a girl sitting at the bar going 'hey uh, are you a lesbian?' and the girl at the bar is like 'uh yes?' and hes like 'AWESOME, my friend over there is too and she thinks youre pretty' like he would be the BEST wingman ever oh my god

[the-lark-ascending69]

Ronance according to haters

"I'm so sorry Nancy, i know you're the love of my life and all, but bro code goes first 🤷‍♀️ your ex's feelings are more important than yours and mine combined"

I simply hate whenever someone says "Robin would never date Steve's ex who broke his poor heart".

Like, are they for FUCKING REAL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

It's crazy how they both take Nancy out of the equation and insert a man into it in one sentence. Like imagine the fucking heartbreak Nancy would experience liking a girl, having the girl actually like her back, but refuse to date her because of her ex boyfriend who broke up with her two years ago. It would hurt so much. Also, and like, I'm not even a fan of Steve but his own fans aren't giving him enough credit. He let Nancy go! He told her to go with Jonathan way back in '84 and he'd want his best friend to be happy and hopefully he'd want Nancy to be happy, too. The entire situation would just make everyone miserable because Steve is never gonna get Nancy back, Robin is never gonna be with the girl she loves, and Nancy is gonna be completely isolated by some of her only friends?

[total-dxmure]

ೃ࿔ "MARLEY AND ME" MASTERLIST

you’re a single mom just doing the best that she can to make ends meet. ellie can’t help but think that you're the kindest, most beautiful girl that she’s ever met. compared to taking care of a little girl that's in her terrible twos, coming to terms with the fact that you’re a lesbian is a walk in the park. awkward first encounters, ellie’s broken gay-dar, and her overwhelming urge to take care of the care-giver. . . the road to domesticity is a long one, but it’s well worth the pining that it takes to get there. 

total word count: 17.1k

✮ chapter one- ellie somehow manages to embarrass herself a total of four times in front of the prettiest girl she has ever seen in her life. the upside is that you don't seem to mind. you don't seem put off by the fact that she's a total loser and she sees no issue that you're a young mother. the only thing that is proving to be quite the problem is her lack of a gay-dar. ellie has no clue whether or not you're interested in women. . . and she's far too shy to come out and ask straight away.

✮ chapter two- ellie had all but given up on the idea of ever seeing the beautiful stranger again. she had your number saved in her phone but had been too terrified to reach out to you. rejection is a bitch. it's a miracle when you run into ellie at the grocery store. . . or just dumb luck. you land yourself an explanation for her lack of communication and she lands herself a date. . . or so she hopes. she still hasn't gotten that gay-dar fixed yet.

✮ chapter three- who knew a broken screen door could somehow be the best wingman you could have ever asked for? seven stitches and an urgent care visit later, the two of you find yourselves well and truly aquatinted with one another. (smut warning)

✮ chapter four- you aren't the only person in your household that is absolutely besotted. your daughter has taken quite the shine to ellie as well, and you couldn't be happier. though the two of you haven't put a label on things, you're starting to believe that the two of you don't really need to ask the dreaded "what are we" question. you and marley are ellie's girls. . . and she hopes it always stays that way.

✮ chapter five- to be continued. . .

ೃ࿔ fic “soundtrack”

poison tree - grouper

grace - jeff buckley

locket - crumb

crazy for you - slowdive

clementine - elliott smith

when you sleep - my bloody valentine

luna (moon of claiming) - cemeteries

into you - glare

undenied - portishead

drifting - night tapes

be my angel - mazzy star

take care - beach house

[a-hazbin-reader]

Hello!! I just loooooove how you write Alastor, this unhinged bastard 😂 anyway can I request Alastor with a lesbian, chaotic reader, who's always drooling over women (especially Alastor's friends)(read: Rosie). Toooootally not self-indulgent. Obv platonic pls!! Thank you in advance 🙇

- 🥀

Omg I love this SO MUCH

Alastor X Reader Headcanons

❌️Romantic

✅️Platonic

TW: TERRIBLE TREATMENT OF READER, reader being funny af, idk who is more unhinged, slight Mimzy X Reader, slight Rosie X Reader

Description: ☝️⬆️

First of all, he's gonna be your wingman NOT because he wants to help but because it's funny when you fail

Encourages your chaotic nature and uses it to his advantage, will not let you be caged

Someone beneath him wants to pick a fight with him??? Oh he'll give them a fight

*sets down an oversized pet carrier*

*feral animal sounds and vicious shaking*

Alastor opens the door and lets you wreak havoc on them, it's just too hilarious

All metaphorically of course

😳

They get you a toddler leash because you're always scampering off straight into trouble???

Alastor cuts it the first day Vaggie takes you out

*massive destructive explosive sounds in the distance*

"What the FUCK, ALASTOR!?"

Alastor: 😏

You're his favorite feral little ball of chaos

BACK TO BEING YOUR WINGMAN

It's amusing how quickly you change gears when it comes other women and how they enthrall you

He often gives you a handkerchief to clean up your drool, pushes your mouth shut when it's hanging open and grabs the back of your clothes to keep you upright

He does look out for you though

If Mimzy is currently in your sights then he won't let her take advantage of your attraction towards her

That greedy little thing will take you for every dime all while she flirts and toys with you

If you're feasting your eyes any of the overlords(*cough*Carmilla-*cough*Missi-*cough*Velvet-*cough*) then he'll straight up tell you no

Not him bonking your head sweetly with his staff before pushing you out of harm's way

Rosie is an exception tho

He knows she can fend you off herself if she really wants to but also that she won't really do any harm to you

Not that you're not very charming

Rosie just thinks you're adorable!! All the eager attention you're giving her! She could just eat you up!

No seriously...she could...you would taste sweet

No you're sweet

You're making her blush

And you're making her hungry

"Okay, time to go!"

So Alastor sticks around and looks out for you in those moments but he also thinks it's hilarious when you shoot your shot

Feeds you terrible pick up lines and almost dies of laughter when you actually use them

"Hey! Tie your shoes!! I don't want you falling for anyone else~"

"She actually went with that one?!"

Will properly fix your hair or clothes up before you go out on a date, he can't have you looking shabby

If you ask him for advice then he actually has some really good ideas for romance

It's just difficult to get him to give you a honest answer because it's so funny when you fumble a bad bitch

Actually, he does try to set you up with women he thinks could be good for you

"Fascinating, but have you met my good pal Y/N yet? She is QUITE a character!"

Alastor is your partner in crime and you're wingman but he's pretty terrible at both

Gah!! I hope you liked this one!! I wanted to really get the little gremlin vibes!!

[imababblekat]

Bayverse Tmnt X Goth Lesbian Friend; Hc's

@ittybittytittycomitte ,"Hey may I please request the bayverse tmnt boys with a goth friend? Bonus points if she’s a lesbian (😚). If not that all good just have a good day and remember to drink water 😚"

~xXx~

the boys find you to be a breath of fresh air, seemingly normal if not intriguing to you upon first meeting versus the usual freak out they're used to receiving

they might not always get or understand some of your interest, but it doesn't mean they aren't interested

you're so different from the humans they have met, and are very open to hearing about your ideals and are especially a fan of your darker themed outfits

Mikey practically begged you to do his make up and make him look goth like you to which you happily agreed

before you knew it, you had the three other brothers following suit in trying out parts of your life style

if witchcraft is a part of your life, Leo definitely falls in love with it

while he might not identify as pagan or such, he's very interested in all that you can teach him in things such as the different properties of crystals, etc

you introduced Donnie to gothic opera music and he now has a whole new genera to listen to when he wants to get into a spooky scientist mood

Raphael, to no surprise, is all about the spiked jewelry you wear; as a gift you got him his own spiked bracelet and started referring to him as Bowser when he wore it

he'd act like he hated the nickname, but he never took off the bracelets and other spiked articles you'd gift him

if anyone knows what it's like to be viewed as something negative, it's them, so you have nothing to worry about when you tell them you're lesbian

if anything, you coming out to them brings y'all closer

Mikey is 1000% your wingman, whether you want him to be or not! he may or may not have tried to hook you up with April at one point

these boys are ready to throw hands for you, let some bigot give them the opportunity!

Donnie makes special pepper spray he calls "Bigot Away Spray, and pretty much any kind of self defense gadgets just for you

Leo becomes your sensei in a way, always up and ready to teach some new form of martial art that he knows

Raph definitely teaches you boxing, but he's also hanging in the shadows when you go out with friends, just waiting for some bigot to fuck around an find out

all in all, these ninja brothers love and embrace you for who you are and definitely take you in as a sister figure

[yan-lorkai]

Haiii! I would like to request something if that's alright?

Yan!Malleus with a darling that's his fiancee since birth? But she only feels platonic love for him cuz she is a lesbian and has her eyes on her childhood friend? Would he respect that she only likes girls or would he deny it?

I hope that's okay and feel free to ignore this request if you want. I don't mind!

Stay safe byee (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡ Warnings: Yandere content, fem n lesbian!reader, Malleus being jelly

He would be perplexed by his fiancée's lack of romantic interest in him, especially since the arrangement had been set since before your births. He's always been possessive of you and the idea of your heart belonging to anyone else — even if it's a girl — doesn’t sit well with him, he actually feel his whole world crumbling.

For him, there's only you. Yet... You don't feel the same... You'll never feel the same.

You only love him platonically. You love him as a best friend, a brother, but not as a husband. Yet he genuinely cares for you and because of this, he does his best to be supportive, even if it tears him apart inside and it eats him away to see you with someone else, even if he wants to hide inside his room and never came back because he simply refuse to marry anyone else but you. Not that he'll ever tell you this. He doesn't want you to feel guilty, nor you should feel guilty for being who you are.

Since you like women, he introduce you to lots of beautiful, important ladies, waiting to see if you like any of them. He tries to be your wingman but fails. He is so awkward too.

He convinces himself that as long as you stays by his side in some capacity, he can endure seeing you with someone else, he still will judge whoever you like, since no girl will ever be enough for you in his eyes.

He will not tolerate any homophonic comments about you. Whoever is caught speaking ill of you because of your sexuality will receive capital punishment; death. Malleus does not tolerate any sort of bigotry in his realm. An offense to you is an offense to him, even if you're not his queen anymore.

[the-lark-ascending69]

Worst thing is they don't even hate it in itself. They hate it because they like to imagine it would hurt the feelings of a fictional male character.

How could someone be against Ronance?

They literally have the potential to be the best couple in all Stranger Things.

They deserve WAY more love from this fandom!

FR!!!! they have so much chemistry <333 i love them sm and it sucks that some hate them just to hate them