#she's their lesbian wingman

[especiallyqhere]

Found these kids, idk who they are and what they want...

[poppybros-jr]

I wanted to draw the elevator girlies too!

Please forgive any issues, I don’t draw Splatoon stuff often but Side Order demanded it. They were originally going to be smooching but I need more art practice before I can get that to work. Let’s just say they’re seconds away from doing so ^^;

I’ve been agonising over posting this one for weeks since I’ve only ever posted Kirby art on this blog, but it is technically a multifandom blog and I don’t really want to make a second art blog. People who follow me for Kirby stuff only and don’t want to see my Splatoon art, please feel free to mute the ‘poppy draws squidkids’ tag.

[sojutrait]

PROM NIGHT !!! jialun, audrey, prisha, and miranda all hung out together at prom! turns out miranda has had a crush on prisha for a while so she wasn't too thrilled when her and jialun had their thing lmao. but!! it's water under the bridge and everyone had a blast! jialun even won prom king

[dearinglovebot]

girl!owen au: in which jurassic world's resident raptor trainer is a costa rican butch who can't seem to stop flirting with the operations manager

[sol-flo]

lesbian dating tip: look into her eyes and just straight up say. uhhh. not sure what i said. but say it to her face.

[findafight]

Thinking about it a little more and - Steve is just catnip to a certain kind of dad.

“Is anyone gonna teach this kid how to load a caulk gun or-“

the power struggle a certain group of Hawkins adults have over being some kind of parental/rolemodel figure for steve is unparalleled. I believe this truly. (he has no idea of the battles fought via eye contact in the canned vegetable aisle in his name)

parents and lesbians. they can't resist adopting him!

[vammppyre]

i am so gay for this girl istg

[mainfaggot]

i have a lesbian best friend and a bisexual best friend now i just need a gay best friend

[queer-spectre]

...There’s faint murmurs of conversation: either far above or far below, she can’t tell. Cait can hear the occasional drone of Goodneighbor’s locals stumbling home from the Third Rail as the faintest hint of light begins to color the sliver of dark sky she can see through the window. Her exhausted mind hovers on the edge of sleep, even as Ver turns over again: this time, her sleeping form has migrated with the movement: and the top of her back and shoulders rest against Cait’s. She feels so solid. Her weight is barely leaned up against Cait, but it feels grounding: like Cait could fall and fall and fall into her forever, and never be hurt.

Cait’s body feels so heavy, and her eyelashes are watery as she fights against sleep, still slowly coming down from the unexpected influx of emotions the last few hours has brought. Her last conscious thought is that if Ver really is as–kind, soft, warm–good as she seems…

It won’t be long ‘til she realizes that Cait’s not worth the fucking trouble.

-- from ch 3 of "I Don't Want Flowers" -- hopefully posting past this chapter tonight or tomorrow. Just was re-reading and thought I'd share a bit I had fun writing <3

[headsmashing]

And the knight make sure that nobody force her to marry! :D

Yeah, hi, so,

I have a better idea:

✨Let aroace characters be aroace✨ challenge 2024 [impossible]

[softichill]

Hey so your girlfriend got put into a fandom and um, they kinda. Yeah they made her the Mean Lesbian Friend. Yeah it's entirely because she's the only girl who's not overtly caring or kind. Sorry. Also they-- yeah she's characterized entirely as a wingman for the popular gay ship. Sorry again

[lariskapargitay]

“Thirteen and Bill would be sooo romantically involved and there’d be so much lesbianism going on!”

NO! No there wouldn’t! Bc Bill wouldn’t go from looking at 12 as her space grandpa to looking at 13 as ‘oh she’s hot, I could get with that!’ 13 would be her Space Nan.

Bill would answer, ‘who are you?’ With a panicked ‘oh I’m Bill and that’s my Nan’ and 13 would just 😑 bc now she really doesn’t look old enough to look like her grandparent so Bill has to quickly change it to ‘mum’

13 would be adorable trying to play wingman for Bill and a girl she likes, convincing her to go and get the cute waitresses number and Bill would be embarrassed like mad bc you don’t want your Nan trying to get you hooked up

Bill would ship 13 and Yaz bc she can see how happy 13 looks when she’s with her, but turn away all ‘ew’ when they finally kiss bc who wants to see their Nan kiss someone

Bill would yell at her and call her a stupid arsehole bc she went and out herself in danger and then hug her really tight and try not to cry bc she already lost her granddad and she doesn’t wanna lose her nan too and it’s the first time the Doctor doesn’t correct her or mind that title and just hugs her back

[beefcakeds]

who: Shiloh. A journalism major in her early 20's with hippie moms who's pretty much always just like this. Little ball of sunshine. Light of my life. what: Shi's finally getting a chance to be a Big in her frat! Your muse is her Little and she's put a lot of effort into her reveal. notes: Any genders, it works best with folks in their early 20's. And yes, it's a frat. For journalism, but we can overlook that if you want.

All her brothers had picked easy reveals, other than Gavin who had gotten their Little driven into the nearby woods blindfolded in the middle of the night. But she wasn't going to cheapen the experience by settling for a sup and some Fireball. Her first Little was going to get the full effect even if the scavenger hunt was taking a little longer than she intended. Maybe she should have toned down the cryptograms? When they finally got into the remote classroom she had appropriated for the day she bounced up. "Surprise! Bet you never guessed it was me. I got a burner number for this and everything." She pushed a plush wombat with a bow in their school colors into their hands before rummaging in her bag again. "I symbolically adopted this wombat in your name. Conservation is so important and it's less creepy than a paddle. Can you give me your wrist? I made us matching friendship bracelets. If you make a wish while I tie it it'll come true when the knot comes undone!" She already tied her own bracelet earlier, although hers has the letters Big surrounded by hearts.

[the-lark-ascending69]

Ronance according to haters

"I'm so sorry Nancy, i know you're the love of my life and all, but bro code goes first 🤷‍♀️ your ex's feelings are more important than yours and mine combined"

I simply hate whenever someone says "Robin would never date Steve's ex who broke his poor heart".

Like, are they for FUCKING REAL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

It's crazy how they both take Nancy out of the equation and insert a man into it in one sentence. Like imagine the fucking heartbreak Nancy would experience liking a girl, having the girl actually like her back, but refuse to date her because of her ex boyfriend who broke up with her two years ago. It would hurt so much. Also, and like, I'm not even a fan of Steve but his own fans aren't giving him enough credit. He let Nancy go! He told her to go with Jonathan way back in '84 and he'd want his best friend to be happy and hopefully he'd want Nancy to be happy, too. The entire situation would just make everyone miserable because Steve is never gonna get Nancy back, Robin is never gonna be with the girl she loves, and Nancy is gonna be completely isolated by some of her only friends?

[jamroses]

imagine charlie dalton taking a liking toward a girl and like going all out his way to get her and she goes 'what makes you think i like you?' and charlie goes 'well im awesome, im beautiful, im a poet' and she goes 'what makes you think i even like boys in the first place' and his jaw just drops because hes like omg shes like todd and neil but if they were girls and from that day on they become friends and they even help each other get girls and he becomes her no1 lesbian protector AND i can see him walk up to a girl sitting at the bar going 'hey uh, are you a lesbian?' and the girl at the bar is like 'uh yes?' and hes like 'AWESOME, my friend over there is too and she thinks youre pretty' like he would be the BEST wingman ever oh my god

[starrystevie]

eddie's just trying to be a good wingman, okay? he sees robin and steve and how they're attached at the hip, sees how they smile all soft and gooey at each other, sees how they pass light touches just to show that they're there without even subconsciously putting a hand on a shoulder.

so he meddles. he pushes them closer to one another when they sit on couches, shoving them bodily until they're on top of each other despite their groans of complaint. he goes overboard with the theatrics and declares from a table top that robin looks pretty, goading steve into doing the same and not noticing how her nose crinkles up in disgust. he purposefully gets out of the way when steve sidles up close next his side as they walk down the sidewalk so that steve can brush his hand against robin's instead of the back of his.

"i just don't get it," he exhales after steve gets up to use the bathroom as they sit around the pool one sticky july night. "this is the perfect time for steve to make his move on you and he just won't do it."

robin stares at him like he has three heads before bursting out into an uncontainable laughter.

"steve? make a move?" she breaks off, gasps for air, takes a sip of her now too warm beer and grimaces. "on me? but he's... i'm... we're-"

and now eddie's panicking because steve is coming back and the backyard house lights are illuminating him like a greek god, so he slaps robin's arm to get her to just look because, god, does steve look gorgeous. it's like he's the most perfect package that could ever be offered and robin is laughing instead of reveling in it.

"what'd i miss?" steve says as he sits back down, passing fresh ice cold beers around as robin catches her breath.

"hit on me," she says. eddie blanches and slaps her harder.

steve's face pinches, a frown overtaking his lips, eyebrows pulling together. "ew, no. why would i hit on you?"

eddie doesn't get it and his face must show it because steve is looking at him with confusion and robin is still cackling away like the witch that she is. he sighs, pushes his hair back as a way to ground himself back in the moment instead of letting his brain wander off into not so nice territory of telling him how stupid he is until steve's face softens and he hits robin's knee to get her to shut up.

they look at each other. and it's not a look that eddie gives to anyone, it's not a look he gets from anyone. they talk with their eyes and slight head nods and quirks of eyebrows and eddie doesn't get it. but then they turn back to him, robin's face set in determination, steve's set in.... something else.

"we're gay."

they say it at the same time, like fucking robots or clones or something else that eddie should probably know the name of but he's shocked to the core and can't think of anything more fitting. he feels his jaw drop, feels his heart squeeze in his chest until-

"i mean technically i'm bi-"

"-and technically i'm a lesbian."

and then they stare at eddie and wait. he gapes like a fish, or at least he feels like he does, his brain going a million miles a minute trying to catch up to the fact that he isn't alone and that he isn't wrong and that he actually has a chance with steve harrington, as far fetched as that might be.

but then he looks closer. catches the glimmer in steve's eye. sees the way his fingers are dancing over his exposed thighs where his swim shorts have ridden up to show the tan line underneath. sees the way he's biting almost nervously at his bottom lip and eddie's heart thumps painfully once more.

"me too," is all he can breath out, eyes locked on steve's, hoping his heart is beating out of his chest, too.