#she's taking after me

[quotidian-oblivion]

Omg, my youngest 8-year-old sister wrote the most adorable little story about "Grace and the Magic Spiral". It's utterly confusing and bamboozling and delightful and filled with grammar mistakes to the brim. It's putting my twenty-three chapter fic to shame. My OCs are nothing compared to hers. She got the characters:

Share pare

Lala (pronounced 'Layla')

Lost pricess (pronounced 'princess')

Grace

Rainbow Run

Big Boss Black Boss

and Princess Ree

Honestly, 10/10. Novel recommendation. I give it ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5) stars.

Now, I shall invite the author herself to speak her brilliant and stunning thoughts.

(Note: I told her that she was writing a message for my friends cuz if I tell her "social media" or "tumblr", she gonna go and snitch to my parents, "Baji (what she calls me) shared my story to tumblr" Yeah no. I dont wanna die.)

Quo in dialogue quotation marks, her youngest sister in normal font, any other guest appearances are labelled. Brackets are for clarification. Ms Teacher is not the real name, but a placeholder name.

"What were your thoughts when writing the story?"

So, I thought of Grace and the Magic Spiral, I wrote it since 2nd grade, and I done book-making about it. And she (Grace) looks like Dora.

"Why does she look like Dora?"

Because I thought of Dora and I realized. That. She could look like that. And. She has a friendship bracelet. That is different to Dora's. So. She (Dora). Will. Get. Jealous.

(the fullstop mean that she's pausing btw)

"Why did you write this story?"

I wanted to be creative and I thought about Grace and the Magic Spiral. But in Ms Teacher's room, I saw an image of the spiral. There was a screen and there was like an image of a spiral *makes a spiral gesture*

"What inspired this story?"

It reminds me of Dora.

"Why do you like Dora so much?"

Because she teacher, like, to learn lessons. And, you know, and she like says "no swiping" and she says to always be nice and give your friends something and always be nice and not to do anything wrong, like swiping. So she says "Swiper no swiping, Swiper no swiping, Swiper no swiping" three times. *holds up three fingers*

...She looks very pretty

"She looks PRETTY???"

Yeah, and she is fun.

"Alright. Weirdo. Okay, tell me about the drawings you made at the back of the page."

So, Share Pare and Layla are wearing onesies. And the Rainbow Run are like me and my friends, but they're a little different, they make a lot of friends. And Big Boss Black Boss who is kamnis-

"What is kamnis?"

It's just a made-up name!

"Ooooookay. Go on."

And she (kamnic/Big Boss Black Boss idk i'm confused too) is trying to make friends, but she has no friends but she became popular and she was an author. And she- and she was- she- and she- and she was includiver.

"Do you mean 'inclusive'?"

Yeah.

"Okay, [my sister's name]. So! Did any person inspire you to write?"

Ms Teacher.

"..."

You know why?

"Why?"

Because she forces us- she forces my classmates to like write a narrative which is a made up or real life (story). So we listen to her because she's the best teacher.

"Is there... anyone else who inspired you to write?"

Abbu (father) and Mamma (mother).

Other sister interrupting: Me! And me! I showed you Dora episodes on my phone!

"Shut up. Anyways, is there anyone else? Literally? Anyone else?"

Other sister: ME!

"Anyone?"

You!

"YESSS! THAT'S RIGHT! Come here, *gives a giant bear hug* Beebee (baby)"

*giggles*

Other sister: You're not giving her a proper bear hug.

"I'm holding her with one arm and typing with the other. That's enough."

*meanwhile, youngest sis runs off to mother*

"Moochi (my nickname for her) ran off."

That's it, folks! An exclusive interview with the world-renowed author: my youngest sister.

[shotmrmiller]

the trope of you accidentally catching a peek of someone having sex with another and instead of fucking off you stick around and hope they don't find out except they already know but:

you're roommates with active military soap and it works because he's hardly there, he's real easy to be friends with and when his hands wander it's not totally repulsive because he's hot.

and then he brings his boyfriend over and you'd only meant to get some ice cream from the freezer but they left the door cracked open. you, as the good friend he doesn't fucking deserve, close the door while keeping your eyes glued to the ceiling and go about your day.

(you're so teasing him about the fact that he sounds like a bleating sheep while getting rawdogged lmaoooo)

but the one that catches you in the kitchen minding your own business isn't soap. it's his boyfriend. and his boyfriend is as forward as a freight train on a downhill slope.

"saw ya lookin' at us."

? you did no such thing.

"if ya were lookin' for a fuck, coulda just said so."

you were doing no such thing but it doesn't matter because you're but a simple hot blooded individual and having two doting meat heads fighting over who gets to taste you first is something out of a romance book.

[choccy-milky]

being weak for clora is in the DNA 💕 like father like son 😊

[crowatyourwindow]

Kenji and his cow Hanako II were the best duo from wan change my mind

[t4t4t]

Hi !

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[dasketcherz]

finally getting along with the in-laws 💕

[blanchebees]

A taste of the divine

Tip jar

↓ 2nd version and closeup ↓

[mamawasatesttube]

the whole "jason rules crime alley and none of the other bats are allowed there!!1!" thing is so funny like. tim LITERALLY lives in the theater where bruce's parents died,

[rosewaterfish]

Navani ending up in a homoerotic rivalry with fantasy Oppenheimer was not on my Rythm of War bingo card

[somereaderinblue]

My internal cheer when I saw Telemachus decked out in Athena's cape & helmet was so loud I'm surprised my internal organs are still intact.

And then I had this mental image of Athena rushing out of Apollo's infirmary & arriving at the palace in time to see Ody (the monster rawr rawr rawr) killing the suitors. So she swoops to Telemachus just as he returns, magics him into her armor & cape, hands him a spear, chop-chop, I dub thee Little Wolf & Warrior of the Mind now go do some father-son bonding via murder.

[chloesimaginationthings]

can you. Can you draw scrap baby. And molten Freddy. OMG NO YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DO MILLIE FROM THE BOOKS OMG!!! That would be lit. You know what else would be lit. More circus baby 🥺🙏

I have actually drawn scrap baby before!!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

An unbothered queen has entered, and subsequently left.

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[choccy-milky]

modern AU seb and clora's first interaction 📘📗 (and by modern AU i actually mean super trope-filled high school romance set in the 80's/90's LOL)

[arrowheadedbitch]

New idea: Shinsou is supposed to be babysitting Eri but he has to do something so he leaves Denki in charge for a little bit, he comes back expecting the house to be burnt down but instead he finds Eri begging Kaminari to let her re-dirty up her room so they can clean it together again

[lemonspades]

Top ten anime betrayals Zelda how could you

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Masterlist

[moghedien]

every reread I’m more and more amused by the scene of Jasnah finding Shallan all disheveled and clearly exhausted trying to cram read like 10 philosophy textbooks she just got scammed into buying, and Jasnah just being like “damn you’re pathetic” and sighing because she knows she has no choice but to adopt this cringefail girl that won’t leave her alone who shouldn’t be roaming around without adult supervision.

Look at her she has $8 total and she’s using them to read philosophy in the most pathetic, dim light imaginable. The girl is either squinting because it’s too dark to read in or because she’s about to fall asleep so Jasnah has adopt her if only to tell her it’s past her bedtime