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showduo · 9 months ago

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hyesu must have definitely be out of it that day — and she only has her stressful academics to blame for that. well, it was that and that she snuck her father's motorbike out that morning without asking for permission so she knew she'd be in big trouble. perhaps it was a bad idea to drive in the rain, yes. but then again she was the patron saint of bad ideas. sighing out audibly, she struggled to turn to look at the figure following her, in a way, she was embarrassed that she had to have that accident in front of him, and for a moment it was reminiscent of her big brother scolding her, " look here, old man, i told you i'm alright. really. it's not even that bad . . see ? " hyesu jumps in place, only to eat her words when she falls to the ground again. hissing while holding onto her leg, she staggers around, trying to stand up all on her own.

his face contorted at the sight of the young-looking female falling off her bike–- as if it was himself who kissed the ground and not her. he would know best how that feels, given he used to do a lot of reckless things when he got his first bike. it was only natural to run to her aid though he raised an eyebrow at the way she pretended to be alright. " nuh-uh. you hurt your leg, look at you limping. " he nearly shouted after her when she tried to go back to her bike. persistence didn't let him stand there so he followed her. " i'm taking you to the e.r and i'm not taking no for an answer. " he would be scolding his sister like that ... if she was younger than him, that is. / @showduo

#he's great! tysm!#she's so dumb istg #icb she called him old man i'm so sorry #but hyesu as annoying little sis arch incoming! jsdfs #kim hyesu : reply.#stillm0nster

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asexual-shelly · 8 months ago

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figured out how to color ponies we are SO BACK 🔥🔥🔥 I took a lot of inspo from those roti mlp designs @starstriix made awhile ago (which can be found here + here respectively), really liked the choices in colors.

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spop-romanticizes-abuse · 1 year ago

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i love how they even included the dialogue that is the rawest form of gaslighting, and still chose to read it as a tragic romantic thing.

#god c//a stans get so close to the truth each time #“you're crazy” and “it's all in your head” is the most common forms of gaslighting #both of which catra has said #istg the fans of this show can't be THIS dumb this has got to be satire #spop #spop fandom #spop critical #anti catradora #spop salt #anti catra #spop criticism #spop discourse #she ra #anticatradora #antic//a #tw gaslighting #tw manipulation #“stay with adora and be happy”#yeah because lying to someone and making them doubt their sanity will keep them real happy

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hel-phoenyx · 27 days ago

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How invested I am in my ttrpg :

My character made a mistake. A big one. An objectively bad one. One that will very much impact badly his relationship with his crush/the NPC I am trying to seduce since the damn beginning.

I chose consciouly to make him do that mistake. I had a lot of opportunities to stop. It was my choice from start to finish.

Yet I am so stressed about the consequences SLEEP WON'T FUCKING FIND ME

#hel is talking #hel ocs #hel stories #istg I am trying to enact a slowburn ofc there's gonna be drama dumb brain #like we got the main problem btwn them solved a bit too quick for me and my DM's tastes #so ofc I create more obstacles bc that's what I do #but JESUS CHRIST WHAT IF I CAN'T REPAIRED THIS #context : Tyr just slept with his other crush he's in love with (reciprocated) since two years #said crush happens to be the fiancee (arranged marriage) of his fifteen-year-crush #and even if it was made clear from the beginning she never liked him and is even terrified of him #so they only have a relationship for the sake of appearances #Kaizarz is kinda very much in love with her :D #so the betrayal is real #gods these three destroy me /pos

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blkkizzat · 5 months ago

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yoooooo do you know what happened to callm3senpaii ?!?!?!???? i was a huge fan of their banger works and when i try to find them now their account is deactivated I am devastated 😭

chiiileee 😭 long story short they got mad they traded away gojo on mudae, blocked everyone and deleted their blog.

i wish i was lyin'.

#ೃ༝💌⁀➷ 𝓀𝒾𝓏𝓏𝒶𝓉мαιℓ #ೃ💌⁀➷𝓀𝒾𝓏𝓏𝒶𝓉αησηѕ #lmfao usually i wouldnt spill tea on the TL like this but its been like 9 months and idgaf any more im tired of being fake about it #im not sparring you hoes when y'all spaz over dumb shit jhfskdhfkdsjf #i literally spoke to this girl for 3 days on discord telling her she didnt have to do it and it was just a game and no one cared that hard #she acted weird for a week being passive aggressive and the next thing u know we blocked and her blog deleted without a word #and apparently we (black) microagressed her (white) when we never said anything bad about her ever #like that was my bestie on this app for MONTHS and we spoke every damn day she was the person i was closest to on the server even!?#we made the server together?! and invited ppl #see this is also why i hated gojo for so long and didnt write him until this summer #cause some of y'all hoes aint right in the head over this man and i was traumatized im ngl #like i didnt even have toji atp and didn't act like this and y'all know thats my nigga daddy who i would spill blood for 😭😭😭#mudae shows u who ppl really are istg jhdfkjshfjksd #the most ironic thing is i DM'd her on the side saying i had a fun game but was nervous to add it cause i didnt want ppl to fight #and she said “omg its just pixels who would do that?” HOE U APPARENTLY!!!! KFHSDLKFJHDKJ #someone say im lyin cause i have receipts kfjhdkjfhdkhjs #mudae war stories jkdhajhda #tw discourse

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chikoyama · 8 months ago

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#inspo #crack #queued #istg this is the kind of dumb shit chi did before she came to jujutsu high #i love dis show so much bc it's just girls being girls #silly and dumb #asobi asobase

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bangcakes · 1 year ago

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#personal #i think that like... the dam's broken. for lack of a better term #or i guess the ice ???? idk man #either way. been messaging back n forth with him like crazy for the past few days #i just decided that like.... whatever. if i feel like saying something i should just say it to him !!!#and i think me being open has led to him being open....#god its so hard when both ppl only really talk when they have something to say JFJDJDJDJDJDJDJDJJD #like... i cant even make up a reason to talk to him. i cant pretend to be dumb n not understand anything. he'll know its bullshit NDJDJDJDN #n e way...... defs met my match here lmao. but really its been so nice just being able to talk to him when i want. bc waiting until being i #person was getting so !!@@@ long !!! like god. i didnt know i could miss someone so bad...... its so !!@@@@@@#gah !!!!!!!!!!!!#n e way. things are goin in the right direction #and hahaha !!!!!!@ i have a game plan to make sure we stay in touch too !!!!! me n one of my other friends promised to keep in touch with #each other and i was like oh should we invite everyone else. and she was like oh !! maybe ____ so i was like !!!!!!!!#so true !!!!!!!!!!@#gosh im so excited i really like them both so much we're all similar temperaments so ya..... ive wanted to make sure i keep them JFJFJFJD #n e way. we still havent asked him but hopefully he says yes !!!! bc he always sits behind us n im just like !!!! ik you wanna sit with us #so just sit beside us istg !!!! but ah ... i think hes shy #god hes so cute #and shes like not competition btw. like..... she has a bf. she knows i like this guy now (i spilled. i couldnt hold it in 💀💀💀). and ya !!#hopefully exciting things coming!!!

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haisuken · 1 year ago

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sup gamers 🫵🏽

#school is kicking my ass #but it’s okay guys #we’re gonna push through 🤣#also btw i hate carrie bradshaw she’s like so dumb istg #team aidan 💔#coco stfu!

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aroaessidhe · 1 year ago

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2023 reads / storygraph

The Art of Destiny

book 2 in a fun wuxia-inspired high fantasy series

set a couple years after book 1, after Jian failed to live up to his chosen-once prophecy, he is once again training with Taishi who decides to recruit a bunch of her grandmaster peers to come out of retirement & finish his training

Qisami & her crew are lacking assassin work and take a job going undercover in a palace - and the change of pace & new developing friendships give her a glimpse of new possibilities

Sali leads the survivors of her exiled clan to a new home while trying to find a cure for a magical sickness she's developed

#the art of destiny #wesley chu #the war arts saga #aroaessidhe 2023 reads #god this is so fun i love the characters #I think i didn't love it QUITE as much as book one for a couple reasons #the narratives r quite disconnected through most of the book (though i love them all equally)#and also jian randomly has a love interest and istg he was not-attracted-to-women coded lmao......#(I guess that was like. immature/dumb about girls coding. which I feel euh about. but whatever)#shes a cool character and it's like. 3 scenes. still far more focus on platonic relationships. but still.#qisami…….babygirl….is this what mean when they talk about dudes being their little meowmeow.#unhinged assassin who hates children forced to be babysitter then realises children are feral actually & gets attached to these ones #i thought this was a duology but it’s a trilogy. the end definitely doesn’t wrap things up. ESPECIALLY FOR QISAMI #theres MAYBE a few moments where im like oh yeah this is written by a man. not in an egregious way just like. Noticing.#BUT i love it very much overall #lots of ocean boat time. flying lion riding. centipede wagons???????

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deadqueernoldor · 11 months ago

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TW eating disorder, ED

Mum, wondering where my fucking anorexia during adolescence until I moved out came from

Also my mum: yeah so I will scold you for cooking food in the evening, I will not cook lunch or dinner at all on Saturdays bc we will eat well on sunday and will scold you if you mess up my order in the kitchen, I will make dinner plans but then in the end not do them so you can see what to eat when its 10pm and you've not eaten bc I have not been hungry and already went to sleep, oh and istg if you eat what I have designated to use for your father's packed work lunch tomorrow even tho I havent told you what he will need fir it, I will also scold you.

#that woman is the OG almond mum but in all the worst ways #girl doesnt know jm autistic bc ✨autism isnt real and it only affrects cookoo people who are weak and dumb✨ so she also never has any #of my safe foods at home anywhere so i cant even make myself some fucking pasta with pesto bc she only has cheesy pesto that makes me gag #i could eat scrambled eggs but she has scolded me for eating the eggs she had in her mind designated for my father's dinner many times :)#yay to being home :) totally great :) that woman will end up in the nursing home istg i wont care my bro will get the house anyway #personal rant

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oh-cramity-its-amity · 1 year ago

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its so weird to read some of my old fics (do NOT do it but i'm just being hypothetical rn) and reading it. like who even was this person?? i completely was in a haze back in 2020. i literally was posting 3 chapters a day. A DAY. what in the WORLD was that shit.

anyway i remembered some STUPID sappy shit and i didnt remember if i'd put it into a fic or not BUT I FOUND IT.

She and Hope had been dating in secret for months anyway, and any attempt to go talk to Ryan only filed her disposition of displeasure upon knowing that she couldn’t tell anyone, Molly especially, it destroyed herself mentally. They couldn’t really go anywhere near the school, always having to lie to everyone about having projects together when Molly wasn’t around them. It’d consisted with 9 PM - 2 AM intervals of being able to actually see each other. Hope would sneak through her small bedroom window with a portable record player and whatever she had gotten from the vintage record store downtown, and Amy would always fall asleep around eleven because of her internal clock. She would always wake up to find a single sticky note stuck on the edge of her desk whenever she woke up to her alarm the next morning. One of them, Amy still had tucked inside of her phone case, a heavily detailed human heart, with blue and red ink sketched onto a neon pink sticky note, there was a caption that headed the small paper reading the phrase over every now and again makes her almost melt every time. “You have my heart.”

yeah idk why the fuck but i thought of this fucking idea again today and i was like "omg did i ever put that heart note thing in a fic???" yeah you fucking did.

all that to say ME AND WHO???? imagine. thats so fucking.... RAHHHH.

#NOT TOH FANFIC #see this is why i write fanfic. to enact some gay ass shit like this.#the fucking STICKY NOTE WITH A DRAWING OF A HUMAN HEART AND SAYING “YOU HAVE MY HEART” I AM ON THE FLOOR.#*sighs* sucks i cant reuse it on lumity though.#my friend making me realize i actually have rizz but am just too much of a disaster to actually understand cues with people #its a MESS. im just all over the place. i literally ranted to THE SAME FRIEND yesterday (or the day before??) abt some girl jesus.#anyway i remember writing A LOT OF POETRY back in hs about this one girl and then the same girl i got to talk to--#--my first actual conversation with her i blurted out that i wanted to shave my head. she was like.... oooooo god i was A MESS #still slid into her school dms during covid and was like “haha guess what i actually mf did???” anyway all that to say underlying dysphoria #they're nonbinary now too and i kinda ghosted them like a complete idiot :(. its been two years or so but i still think of them... a lot...#actually i have more lore about this person and its like istg they actually really liked me but i could not pick it up.#we had such SUCH good chemistry and vibes. n they were really pretty. ughhhhhh.#anyway yeah idk crushes are weird sometimes. the universe knows how unstoppable id be with a partner #i feel like i was the reason they were able to find themself and their identity because when we were talking i always encouraged them #and told them to do what felt right. im glad they did. i think sometimes that brings me peace. like i served a purpose.#STILL showed them toh. STILL SHOWED THEM TOH.#we were talking about amity LMAO “this green haired girl seems interesting” SHE SO WAS.#...yeah i wish i could text them but i kinda probably fucked it up.#shitposting shit #idk what this post is i just wanted to talk about this dumb sticky note thing because im rotating it in my brain and remembering how #mentally ill i was back in 2020 #talking into the void yk how it isssss

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ko-neko-san · 1 year ago

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OH MY GOD okay so I've bitched before abt using star wars expletives irl right? It's gotten to the point that if I'm doing some shit at work I default to -specifically- kriff and kark bc fuck me ig idk, BUT TODAY one of my kids asked why I don't use the rocking chair the other teacher uses and I said I don't like sitting in it bc I sit on the edge of it and rocking chairs aren't conducive to that, and she goes "well why do you sit on the edge" and I went, OUT LOUD, TO A 5 YEAR OLD "oh its bc when I sit on rocking chairs I usually sit like a schutta and while it is comfortable that's not cool at school" and I didn't even notice until AFTER I said it 😭 I'm so glad she didn't ask for clarification bc I have no idea how to explain that in the space opera I love that means something close to wh*re and what's that? Oh you'll havta google that one later bestie whoops I think I hear my mom calling me byeee

I need yall to know this fuckin image is the BIGGEST reason I think abt sitting like a schutta EVER

#i am a goddamn idiot sometimes istg #literally someone just end me i cannot be trusted anymore #god i am so glad she didnt ask me abt it #but i am dreading tmrw bc shes one of those kids that remembers EVERYTHING #you ever try to lie to those kids abt smth dumb? you cant #“oh we'll do that in a bit” “ms a. you said” “i know what i said 😤”#star wars curses are the bane of my existence istg #obi wan kenobi #smh my head

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daiseukiis · 2 years ago

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if i wasn't with my coworker istg that dumb bitch would've gotten kidnapped

#me and her take the same bus back n so 2night we both had to stay a bit later since management is visitng tmrw #so yea we go out to the bus stop like 2 mins away kinda across the st to get back right #THIS GIRL'S AWARENESS IS SO FKN NONEXISTENT SHE IS BLIND OR WHAT #bc call me isagi w the meta vision but how tf does she not see #some random guy following us after the security guard walked back into the store #we left a bit early to get to the bus and we noticed the security guard was out on call #called the police bc a wanted person was in the store; they caught him but we didn't stay bc it wasnt our problem #we were like off 30 mins ago not us lol #but basically when we were crossing the street i heard and saw from the corner of my eye that someone left the store #after the security guard went in but didn't pay attention to it bc i thot some customer was walking to their car #but then i notice the cross the street after we cross the street im like ok maybe going to the bus #but then he calls us out otw to the bus stop and ofc we ignored him and then he approached us #he asked for a cig and then offerred a ride and mf didnt get the hint until i told him my husband is waiting for me #HE LEFT and then i saw him walk all the way back to our store parking lot #and then after we got off to our station i noticed some hobo bothering a few girls in front of us #YK WHAT THIS DUMB BITCH DOES ??#UNKNOWINGLY WALKS TOWARDS HIS DIRECTION AND I AM PULLING HER SLEEVE TO MAKE HER WALK THE OTHER WAY #ISTG THIS BITCH COULD GET KIDNAPPED SHE HAS NO SPACIAL AWARENESS #anyways perks of walking like 12:30am #༊*·˚ wandering goddess

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kavehayati · 4 months ago

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Those quotes being like every I can do it myself girl needs her I know you can but let me help you anyways man (sorry I cringe but anyways) is so funny to me bc I’m the type that’s super incompetent yet I still also am the type to lie through my teeth and insist I can do it when I’m pissed (when I’m having conversation arguments in my head that I can never voice aloud)

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masmelo-yippee · 1 year ago

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HIII!!! do you like Raggedy Ann???

If you do

. . .

THATS AWESOME ID LIKE TO HEAR YOUR FAV CHARACTER THEN!!!!

YES I DO!!!! i'm not the biggest fan ever and I didn't watch/read anything else besides the animated musical, but I LOVE ANN SO MUCH she's literally my daughter guys ‼️ the movie made me cry ngl

#i was going through a specific rough time when i watched it (still am) and istg it got me SO emotional #cutest movie ever #raggedy ann and andy a musical adventure #raggedy ann and andy #raggedy ann #i was gonna add an image of her with one of those she was forced to eat cement at 6 or something dumb like that but i deleted all my #screenshots 💔

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hamilando · 7 months ago

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ੈ✩ wrong couple ? (smau) ੈ✩

pairing : lando norris x fem reader

summary : the chaotic process of Lando getting a wife

fc: Olivia Culpo

a/n : This is a series, and this is PART 2, let me know if you want to be tagged in the final part ! it was requested anonymously, thank you for requesting it 🫶🏻

·:｡･ﾟﾟ･ ✩ ･ﾟ･ﾟ·:｡･ﾟﾟ･･ﾟ·:｡･ﾟﾟ･ ✩ ･ﾟ･ﾟ·:｡･ﾟﾟ･･ﾟ·:｡･ﾟﾟ･ ✩ ･ﾟ･ﾟ·:｡･ﾟﾟ

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ynculpo sunsets with the best man I could get 🌅

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user1 I saw what she did there 🗿

user2 MA'AM!? WHAT IS THE CRUISE FOR !?

user3 istg everyone is just posting pics and not telling anything

user4 MAX AND KELLY GOT ENGAGED !?

user5 #KELLAX

user6 that sounds like a crime mob name 😭

landonorris forever and ever 🧡

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user7 I luvvv how lando's media personality is different from his real one

user8 Sir Lando, please lend em your gf, she is too gorgeous 🤺

user7 Only Lewis is Sir, Lando is master 🫦

charlesleclerc mama and papa 🐱

ynculpo HELL NO- I CANT BE A GRANDMA AT 24

oscar.piastri 😔

ollie.bearman 😔

ynculpo stop, you have alex

fransisca.gnomes I am stealing her lando

landonorris sure, take her for the day, because her nights are mine

maxverstappen1 you horny ass

landonorris what? you never watch Netflix and chill with Kelly ?

maxverstappen1 😒

user9 did he mean netflix or chill

user10 or NETFLIX AND CHILL

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kellypiquet mijn wereld ❤️

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maxverstappen1 to many more years and watching P grow ❤️

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user1 IS THAT A RING ON HER RING FINGER

user2 THE CRUISE WAS INDEED FOR HER AND MAX’S PROPOSAL

user3 THEY ARE GETTING MARRIED

user4 congrats to the best couple 🌟

user5 max really took that groomer as his wife…

user6 can you like not spoil their special day ?

user7 max, pls tell Lando to propose to yn as well

user8 fr, they have been dating for almost 4 years now

fransisca.gnomes my heart 🥹

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landonorris best sil 🧡

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user9 LANDO’S COMMENT

user10 LANDO JUST CONFIRMED

user11 damn, max flexing his money from this proposal

user12 if my standards are not up-

user13 fr, DAMIAN, YOU BETTER PROPOSE TO ME IN PRIVATE HIRED CRUISE

user14 who is damian? user13 my bf 🗿

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maxverstappen1 best man duties

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user1 TOLD YA

user2 HE IS GETTING MARRIED YALL

user3 EVEN KELLYY LIKED

user4 she likes all posts 🗿

user5 MY PENELOPE AND MAX HEART

user6 MAX VERSTAPPEN, 3 TIME WORLD CHAMPION IS NOW MARRIED

user7 we got one more down before Lewis 🤺

landonorris 😏🙃

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charlesleclerc so excited 💪🏻

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carlossainz55 tequilla and music 🌇

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user8 THE GRID DRIVERS ARENT EVEN DENYING IT

user9 GRID MARRIAGE WOOHOHOHOHOHOHO

user10 but isn't the best man for someone else's wedding ?

user11 wait..

user12 WHAT

user13 y'all it's him and Kelly getting married only, being a best man for Kelly ?

user14 makes sense

user15 y'all are dumb

user16 why is Lando in all the pics tho?

user17 can't there be friends 😒

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f1wags New Marriage in grid !? A huge ‘marry me’ was seen in the ocean, presumably where the f1 grid cruise was passing by. With the recent post of Kelly Piquet, Max Vertsappen’s girlfriend, it seems she is the new Mrs. Verstappen ?

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user1 AHAHAHAHAHAH

user2 told ya-

user3 where is my invite ?

user4 to all the haters, TAKE THAT

user5 can’t wait for more max x penelope crumbs 🥹

user6 that man seriously showed off his wealth for the proposal

user7 they look cute together ngl-

part3

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@ilivbullyingjeongin @fangirlforever2000 @magnusi-97 @clo5406 @yesmanbabe

@wosof1 @luvsforme @nikfigueiredo @evie-119 @clarenciago

@raynetargaryan2 @brekkers-whore @lifesass @formula1-motogpfan @yawn-zi

@barcelonaloverf1life @jxnellat @gigicisneros @yukimaniac @l-sofiamia-l

@s0phiad @shiftermeance @coriyaps @formulaal

@pansexualwitchwhoneedstherapy @landotd @fulla02 @orlafitz1664

@abq654 @mastermindbaby @awritingtree @nichmeddar @emz2092

@mysteriesincorporated @dramallama9 @emxlando @ahnneyong @burkylover

@czennieszn @weekendlusting @charli123456789 @mamako23

@mxdi0 @claudiajacobs

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