#she's so dumb istg

[showduo]

          hyesu must have definitely be out of it that day — and she only has her stressful academics to blame for that. well, it was that and that she snuck her father's motorbike out that morning without asking for permission so she knew she'd be in big trouble. perhaps it was a bad idea to drive in the rain, yes. but then again she was the patron saint of bad ideas. sighing out audibly, she struggled to turn to look at the figure following her, in a way, she was embarrassed that she had to have that accident in front of him, and for a moment it was reminiscent of her big brother scolding her, " look here, old man, i told you i'm alright. really. it's not even that bad . . see ? " hyesu jumps in place, only to eat her words when she falls to the ground again. hissing while holding onto her leg, she staggers around, trying to stand up all on her own.

his  face  contorted  at  the  sight  of  the  young-looking  female  falling  off  her  bike–-  as  if  it  was  himself  who  kissed  the  ground  and  not  her.  he  would  know  best  how  that  feels,  given  he  used  to  do  a  lot  of  reckless  things  when  he  got  his  first  bike.  it  was  only  natural  to  run  to  her  aid  though  he  raised  an  eyebrow  at  the  way  she  pretended  to  be  alright.  " nuh-uh.  you  hurt  your  leg,  look  at  you  limping. "  he  nearly  shouted  after  her  when  she  tried  to  go  back  to  her  bike.  persistence  didn't  let  him  stand  there  so  he  followed  her.  " i'm  taking  you  to  the  e.r  and  i'm  not  taking  no  for  an  answer. "  he  would  be  scolding  his  sister  like  that  ...  if  she  was  younger  than  him,  that  is. / @showduo

[asexual-shelly]

figured out how to color ponies we are SO BACK 🔥🔥🔥 I took a lot of inspo from those roti mlp designs @starstriix made awhile ago (which can be found here + here respectively), really liked the choices in colors.

[spop-romanticizes-abuse]

i love how they even included the dialogue that is the rawest form of gaslighting, and still chose to read it as a tragic romantic thing.

[sylver-drawer]

I think people should write their stupid “Jennette bashing” fics more often

Because whenever I see that stupid tag I suddenly get a surge of motivation to work on my Jennette loving and comforting fics and do more art of Jennette and her witch girlfriend just to drown them out :))))

[ventismacchiato]

how is it with every group project i’m in, without fail, I END UP DOING ALL THE WORK

“damn who typed up all that?” ME BITCH MEEEE

[bangcakes]

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[haisuken]

sup gamers 🫵🏽

[blkkizzat]

yoooooo do you know what happened to callm3senpaii ?!?!?!???? i was a huge fan of their banger works and when i try to find them now their account is deactivated I am devastated 😭

chiiileee 😭 long story short they got mad they traded away gojo on mudae, blocked everyone and deleted their blog.

i wish i was lyin'.

[aroaessidhe]

2023 reads / storygraph

The Art of Destiny

book 2 in a fun wuxia-inspired high fantasy series

set a couple years after book 1, after Jian failed to live up to his chosen-once prophecy, he is once again training with Taishi who decides to recruit a bunch of her grandmaster peers to come out of retirement & finish his training

Qisami & her crew are lacking assassin work and take a job going undercover in a palace - and the change of pace & new developing friendships give her a glimpse of new possibilities

Sali leads the survivors of her exiled clan to a new home while trying to find a cure for a magical sickness she's developed

[deadqueernoldor]

TW eating disorder, ED

Mum, wondering where my fucking anorexia during adolescence until I moved out came from

Also my mum: yeah so I will scold you for cooking food in the evening, I will not cook lunch or dinner at all on Saturdays bc we will eat well on sunday and will scold you if you mess up my order in the kitchen, I will make dinner plans but then in the end not do them so you can see what to eat when its 10pm and you've not eaten bc I have not been hungry and already went to sleep, oh and istg if you eat what I have designated to use for your father's packed work lunch tomorrow even tho I havent told you what he will need fir it, I will also scold you.

[oh-cramity-its-amity]

its so weird to read some of my old fics (do NOT do it but i'm just being hypothetical rn) and reading it. like who even was this person?? i completely was in a haze back in 2020. i literally was posting 3 chapters a day. A DAY. what in the WORLD was that shit.

anyway i remembered some STUPID sappy shit and i didnt remember if i'd put it into a fic or not BUT I FOUND IT.

She and Hope had been dating in secret for months anyway, and any attempt to go talk to Ryan only filed her disposition of displeasure upon knowing that she couldn’t tell anyone, Molly especially, it destroyed herself mentally. They couldn’t really go anywhere near the school, always having to lie to everyone about having projects together when Molly wasn’t around them. It’d consisted with 9 PM - 2 AM intervals of being able to actually see each other. Hope would sneak through her small bedroom window with a portable record player and whatever she had gotten from the vintage record store downtown, and Amy would always fall asleep around eleven because of her internal clock. She would always wake up to find a single sticky note stuck on the edge of her desk whenever she woke up to her alarm the next morning. One of them, Amy still had tucked inside of her phone case, a heavily detailed human heart, with blue and red ink sketched onto a neon pink sticky note, there was a caption that headed the small paper reading the phrase over every now and again makes her almost melt every time. “You have my heart.”

yeah idk why the fuck but i thought of this fucking idea again today and i was like "omg did i ever put that heart note thing in a fic???" yeah you fucking did.

all that to say ME AND WHO???? imagine. thats so fucking.... RAHHHH.

[ko-neko-san]

OH MY GOD okay so I've bitched before abt using star wars expletives irl right? It's gotten to the point that if I'm doing some shit at work I default to -specifically- kriff and kark bc fuck me ig idk, BUT TODAY one of my kids asked why I don't use the rocking chair the other teacher uses and I said I don't like sitting in it bc I sit on the edge of it and rocking chairs aren't conducive to that, and she goes "well why do you sit on the edge" and I went, OUT LOUD, TO A 5 YEAR OLD "oh its bc when I sit on rocking chairs I usually sit like a schutta and while it is comfortable that's not cool at school" and I didn't even notice until AFTER I said it 😭 I'm so glad she didn't ask for clarification bc I have no idea how to explain that in the space opera I love that means something close to wh*re and what's that? Oh you'll havta google that one later bestie whoops I think I hear my mom calling me byeee

I need yall to know this fuckin image is the BIGGEST reason I think abt sitting like a schutta EVER

[daiseukiis]

if i wasn't with my coworker istg that dumb bitch would've gotten kidnapped

[kavehater]

Those quotes being like every I can do it myself girl needs her I know you can but let me help you anyways man (sorry I cringe but anyways) is so funny to me bc I’m the type that’s super incompetent yet I still also am the type to lie through my teeth and insist I can do it when I’m pissed (when I’m having conversation arguments in my head that I can never voice aloud)

[masmelo-yippee]

HIII!!! do you like Raggedy Ann???

If you do

. . .

THATS AWESOME ID LIKE TO HEAR YOUR FAV CHARACTER THEN!!!!

YES I DO!!!! i'm not the biggest fan ever and I didn't watch/read anything else besides the animated musical, but I LOVE ANN SO MUCH she's literally my daughter guys ‼️ the movie made me cry ngl