#NOT MAX

[lsunstreakerl]

Max is "allowed" to enter into a relationship? Or to redbull as long as he passes their requirements, it's fine

max doesn't think too hard about it, because he doesn't realize just how narrow his options actually are. the team works very hard to keep him happy, so max never really tries to wander away from what they want him to do. from max's perspective, he can date whoever he wants because, you know, he's a person with free will.

in reality, his options are much more limited. they have to be Redbull. if they're not Redbull, they need to be willing to be Redbull, and even that would come with a loyalty test. it's much easier for everyone if he sticks w/a person(s) already in the team. (which is why they give him free reign of the teammate process. it's as close to picking for himself as max is going to get)

[muy-dulce]

MR. & MRS. SMITH 1.05 "Do You Want Kids?" | 1.08 "A Breakup"

[sunrizef1]

Sick guys, thank you

[star-jagerman]

Jason!, Kyle I'm here! Am I late? Brenda kept trying to put a bow in my hair and it just kept falling out

-Richie

[Max is nowhere to be found at the moment.]

[Kyle looks stressed and seems to be trying to call someone, probably Brenda.]

[Jason looks so fucking done and confused. He lights up a little seeing Richie and smiles at him.]

You look good. Also not late. In fact your just in time for the absolute shit storm that is happening right now.

[ilovejevsjeans]

I don't understand. You like Maxiel but you hate Max?

Oh I dont really like Maxiel, I just like Dan and when he acts like an idiot and he does that a lot around Max. So i like the moments just not Max

[17panicattacksinatrenchcoat]

one of my worst writing sins is abusing my power to create compound words. i cannot write the sentence "The sun shone as bright as honey that afternoon." no. that's boring. "The sun was honey-bright that afternoon" however? yes. that sentence is dope as fuck. i do not care if "honey-bright" is a word in the english dictionary. i do not care if the sentence is grammatically correct. i will not change. i will not correct my erred ways. the laws of the english language are mine.

[gordonstanheight]

this is kind of my favorite genre of image ever. like THIS is what the internet is for

[mapofyourstars]

Magneto was Right, X-Men: The Last Stand

[candyfangzz]

What it’s like when you and the gang are in different fandoms

[saintfire]

[crow-caller]

as a child there's nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it's even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.

[maxanite]

[pimsri]

Barsboldia drawn in the style of 18th century cattle paintings

[cahootings]

I redownload this app for one day once every maybe two months and unfortunately I’m rewarded every time

[star-jagerman]

Ms. Jagerman? Hi, I'm Richie I think Max has told you about me

Ohhhh! Richie! Yes Maxwell has spoken about you before. In fact he speaks about you a lot.

I think he has a little bit of a crush. Shh don’t tell him I said that though hehe