#NOT MAX

[muy-dulce]

MR. & MRS. SMITH 1.05 "Do You Want Kids?" | 1.08 "A Breakup"

[sunrizef1]

Sick guys, thank you

[star-jagerman]

Jason!, Kyle I'm here! Am I late? Brenda kept trying to put a bow in my hair and it just kept falling out

-Richie

[Max is nowhere to be found at the moment.]

[Kyle looks stressed and seems to be trying to call someone, probably Brenda.]

[Jason looks so fucking done and confused. He lights up a little seeing Richie and smiles at him.]

You look good. Also not late. In fact your just in time for the absolute shit storm that is happening right now.

[ilovejevsjeans]

I don't understand. You like Maxiel but you hate Max?

Oh I dont really like Maxiel, I just like Dan and when he acts like an idiot and he does that a lot around Max. So i like the moments just not Max

[gordonstanheight]

this is kind of my favorite genre of image ever. like THIS is what the internet is for

[heartiella]

[crow-caller]

as a child there's nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it's even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.

[maxanite]

[cahootings]

I redownload this app for one day once every maybe two months and unfortunately I’m rewarded every time

[ithappensoffstage]

I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"

[thee-radio-host-is-a-kookaburra]

why do people always only expect you to have one thing. one disorder one pet one gender one pronouns one name one favorite movie one crush one best friend. like why do I have an inventory limit

[17panicattacksinatrenchcoat]

one of my worst writing sins is abusing my power to create compound words. i cannot write the sentence "The sun shone as bright as honey that afternoon." no. that's boring. "The sun was honey-bright that afternoon" however? yes. that sentence is dope as fuck. i do not care if "honey-bright" is a word in the english dictionary. i do not care if the sentence is grammatically correct. i will not change. i will not correct my erred ways. the laws of the english language are mine.

[ectonurites]

9desw8ghb2wq3

^ wisdom from my cat who just stepped across my keyboard while i was trying to make a post

[star-jagerman]

Ms. Jagerman? Hi, I'm Richie I think Max has told you about me

Ohhhh! Richie! Yes Maxwell has spoken about you before. In fact he speaks about you a lot.

I think he has a little bit of a crush. Shh don’t tell him I said that though hehe

[sixofclovers]

Just taking a little break