#NOT MAX

[muy-dulce]

MR. & MRS. SMITH 1.05 "Do You Want Kids?" | 1.08 "A Breakup"

[sunrizef1]

Sick guys, thank you

[star-jagerman]

Jason!, Kyle I'm here! Am I late? Brenda kept trying to put a bow in my hair and it just kept falling out

-Richie

[Max is nowhere to be found at the moment.]

[Kyle looks stressed and seems to be trying to call someone, probably Brenda.]

[Jason looks so fucking done and confused. He lights up a little seeing Richie and smiles at him.]

You look good. Also not late. In fact your just in time for the absolute shit storm that is happening right now.

[skeleton-under-ur-bed]

Y'all just a question, did the ily monologue script drop or is this random McDonald's shipper gaslighting me?

[ilovejevsjeans]

I don't understand. You like Maxiel but you hate Max?

Oh I dont really like Maxiel, I just like Dan and when he acts like an idiot and he does that a lot around Max. So i like the moments just not Max

[gordonstanheight]

this is kind of my favorite genre of image ever. like THIS is what the internet is for

[crow-caller]

as a child there's nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it's even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.

[heartiella]

[cahootings]

I redownload this app for one day once every maybe two months and unfortunately I’m rewarded every time

[ithappensoffstage]

I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"

[thee-radio-host-is-a-kookaburra]

why do people always only expect you to have one thing. one disorder one pet one gender one pronouns one name one favorite movie one crush one best friend. like why do I have an inventory limit

[ectonurites]

9desw8ghb2wq3

^ wisdom from my cat who just stepped across my keyboard while i was trying to make a post

[horserad-ish]

reblog only if you’ve received less than 1000 boops! we can all get each other to “max”

[star-jagerman]

Ms. Jagerman? Hi, I'm Richie I think Max has told you about me

Ohhhh! Richie! Yes Maxwell has spoken about you before. In fact he speaks about you a lot.

I think he has a little bit of a crush. Shh don’t tell him I said that though hehe

[pimsri]

Barsboldia drawn in the style of 18th century cattle paintings