#she's so cutieful i'm obsessed w her

[bonsaibudz]

alaina may or may not have stopped somewhere after work.. welcome to the family, socks~

[wintfleur]

hi roro! love your works!! they’re so good like, I come back and read them over and over😭 can you do a fic where the reader is regularly in landos streams and the fans just adore them and it’s so cutie? thank you so much! if not just ignore this omg 😂

ꔫ baby we’re on camera

°. — pairings ( lando norris x fem! reader )

°. — summary ( lando loves teasing his girl on stream )

°. — details ( g; fluff. w; slightly suggestive at the end ig? wc; 2.6k )

˖ ་ 💭 roro’s notes ( omg I’m soso sorry about how long this took for me to get out, I absolutely loved the idea I just don’t know why it took me so long to write! I also read the part where the reader is regularly in the streams wrong, but I do hope you enjoy it! And thank you so much for the kind words! 🫶🏻 also thank you to my lovely bestie @chrisevansonly for helping me come up with some of the ridiculous usernames! )

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“Where is y/n” Lando reads aloud as he leans back in his chair, the neon yellow username catching his attention in his moving chat. A smile immediately appeared on his face at the mention of his girlfriend of a few years, a few people in the chat noticing and commenting on it. When he first started streaming, he always used to get shy whenever his chat would mention you, sometimes choosing to not comment on the messages. 

Only because he didn't want to make you uncomfortable by over sharing. He loved talking about you, he could talk about you for hours, but he would respect your desire for privacy. But over the years of your relationship the two of you became more open about your relationship, and you often found yourself appearing on his stream; and his chat absolutely loved all the cute moments that would happen when you do. 

“She went out with some of her girlfriends” he nodded as he softly drummed a beat on the armrests of his chair with his fingers. His mind took him back to the morning where he kissed you goodbye and watched you walk out of the apartment; you looked so pretty all dolled up to go out with your friends. Lando suddenly missed you very much the more he thought about you. 

“Actually, she should be home any minute now” he mumbled, loud enough for the microphone to pick it up. He leans forward and picks up his phone, hoping to see a text from you saying that you're on your way home, but instead he just sees his wallpaper of you posing dramatically with a golf club, no text in sight. His lips twitch up to a smile at the sight of his silly wallpaper, he loved your silly side. 

“Actually, I have no idea when she's going to be home” Lando chuckles as he sets his phone back down. He hoped that you came back soon, he had noticed it started to rain and he always got worried about you driving in the rain. You were fully capable; he was just always worrying about you. 

“Did she go out with the other wags?” Lando read out loud a chat message, he had noticed a few other messages asking the same thing. He didn't understand why a lot of his fans were so obsessed with seeing you with the other wags. He answered with a smile “No no she went out with some childhood friends that came to visit; she was really excited to see them.” 

“Guys I'm not going to call her; I don't want to interrupt her fun” Lando shakes his head with a small chuckle. Sometimes it felt like his chat was clingier than he was with you, and that's nearly impossible because he's one clingy boyfriend. Lando focuses on one of his monitors to change the music, his eyes were on his monitor, so he didn't see the chat explode with messages about you and he didn't see you open the door and peek your head in. 

You had gotten home about 10 minutes ago and usually the first thing you would do is greet your boyfriend, but this time you had to change out of your damp clothes. The rain had definitely surprised you and your friends. You quietly opened the door, your fluffy sock covered feet softly padded against the floor. Lando glanced at his chat and saw everyone saying, ‘hi y/n!’. Lando quickly turns his head, and a big smile appears on his face at the sight of you “Baby, you're back!” 

“Yeah, I got back not too long ago, had to change first” you explained to your boyfriend as you stepped closer to him, looking down at your outfit consisting of, fluffy socks, gray sweatpants and an oversized sweatshirt. You tried not to glance at the camera too much, you were still a little nervous about being in front of the camera, so you kept the conversation going. You hand your boyfriend who was smiling at you, the brown bakery box filled with delicious pastries “I brought you something, i just knew i had to get you some when i tried them.” 

“Thank you, baby, these look delicious” he gives you one more big smile before he takes a bite into one of the sugary donuts. He lets out a dramatic groan of satisfaction as he leans back in his chair, they were absolutely delicious. You roll your eyes and let out a small laugh, leaning slightly against his chair. You look away from the chat that was moving way too fast for you to read, and back down at lando who was absolutely devouring the pastry. “Just don’t eat all of them, i don't want jon to hate me.” 

“Who cares if he does…because I love you” Lando smiles cheekily, tilting his head up to place a kiss on your cheek. You close your eyes and let out a surprised giggle, wiping off the excess sugar that got on your cheek from his lips. Lando gives you a wink when you open your eyes and goes back to reading his chat. His heart filled with warmth at all the messages saying how cute the two of you are, and how some said they wished they had a sweet girlfriend like you; those made him want to smirk, knowing that there was no one even close to being like you. You were perfect in his eyes. 

landolotts  you guys are so cute, y/n is so lucky…

ittybittypiastri  where did she get that sweater? Link? 

dannyricscowboyhat  lando can pull??? How???

hornerishot  omg moms back! 

oconsunderatedbby  can y/n/n stay? We've missed her! <3 

quadrantstar   we've missed you y/n! 

“The chat wants you to stay, so do i” Lando looked up at you with a smile on his lips, his tone trailing off to a soft whisper. His eyes silently begging you to stay, he understands why you wouldn't, but he still was hopeful. You noticed the look in his eyes, and you couldn't say no to him, not with how he was looking up at you. “Okay, let me go get a chair.” 

“You have one,” Lando smiles playfully, wrapping his arm around your waist and pulling you down to sit on his lap. Your eyes widened for a second at his boldness and Lando worried for a moment that he was too bold when he felt you stiffen in his lap, but the both of you relaxed as you leaned back against him and laced your fingers with his, that now rested on your thigh. 

You decided not to look at the chat, knowing that their messages would make you feel more flustered. You clear your throat and tilt your head to the side to get a better look at lando, who was already smiling at you “So what were you and chat up to?” 

“We were just chatting and trying to decide what game to play next” Lando said with a cheeky smile as he looked away from you to read the chat, a giggle leaving his lips at some of the messages. Most of them were funny and sweet, of course there was the occasional weird one, but Lando chose to hold his tongue, not wanting to go off on weird chatters while you were there. You already weren't the most comfortable in front of the camera, he didn't want to make you feel more uncomfortable by calling out the weird freaks in his chat. 

“You should play Fortnite” you suggest with a big smile, you have enjoyed watching your boyfriend stream the game. The two of you having even more fun when you played it together off stream. Lando playfully rolls his eyes and tilts his head to the side, dramatically shaking his head “You only want me to play that because you like teasing me about how bad i am.” 

“That I do” you quickly agreed with a laugh. Lando gasped dramatically and his hold on your waist tightened as he pulled you back closer to his chest, as he continued with his dramatics, little did chat know he was already booting up the said game “Are you hearing this chat?” 

The chat was moving fast, as many of the chatters commented on how cute the two of you were, and how natural the banter was. A lot of the viewers agreed that he should play Fortnite, saying that ‘mom’ always has good ideas. Lando had also wanted to play the game, but now he wanted to play it more because you suggested it. He spoke quietly, his tone sending shivers down your spine as his eyes were focused on the screen. “I’ll play just for you baby.”  

The couple spent the next hour playing Fortnite, well lando was playing and you were still perched in his lap and giving him some tips, you had younger siblings so of course you knew how to play the game. After Lando got frustrated about losing for the third time in a row, he was quick to suggest you have a go at the ‘stupid game’. 

So, you sat straight on his lap, your eyes focused on the game, determined to place further in the game then he did. Lando had both of his arms wrapped around your waist, his chin resting on your shoulder as he watched with a smile at how cute you looked with his headphones on your head and the cute look of focus you had on your face. He had to stop himself from leaning down and littering your neck in kisses, he could vividly imagine your reaction if he did. ‘Baby were on camera’ you would mutter shyly with that flustered smile on your lips, that he loved so much. 

You weren't familiar with the new map that well, so you let lando pick a place for you to drop. When Lando started to tease you for your sneaking you were quick to defend your game play, sassily telling him that you're not playing for kills but playing to win. The chat loved the chemistry that the two of you had, Lando teasing you about how he's better and you with your witty responses. 

“Lan'' you muttered in a warning tone when you feel him slip one of his hands under the front of your sweatshirt, his warm hand flattens on your stomach, you know his touch is anything but innocent. Lando has a toothy grin on his face, his fingers now tracing shapes on your skin as he spoke innocently “What? Is my touch distracting you?” 

“You wish” you scoffed playfully, not wanting him and chat to know that his touch was in fact distracting you. Lando smiles triumphantly at your reaction, knowing that you were lying, and he was in fact distracting you but nonetheless he stops his movements. Lando rests his chin on your shoulder again and quietly watches you play. His eyes glancing at the chat ever so often, his heart filling with warmth at all the sweet chats about the two of you. 

As the game goes on, Lando's quiet tone turns into a tone of excitement when he realizes that there are only three people left, including you. The chat spammed loll’s and laughing emojis as Lando excitedly tried to give you tips and you telling him to shut up because you couldn't hear yourself think. Lando pouts grumpily and leans back in his chair, now wanting your attention even more. You were too caught up in wanting to win the game to notice your pouting boyfriend. 

And win is exactly what you did, you hid until the other two started fighting and that's when you jumped out of the bush you were hiding in and killed them both. As soon as the #1 victory royal showed up on the screen you turned your head to smile excitedly at lando. Lando laughs and places a sweet kiss on your cheek, his hands rubbing our side under your sweater “Good job baby” You giggled as you say thank you, also thanking the chat that was congratulating you for your win. 

When you feel one of his fingers secretly dip into the band of your sweatpants, you take your hands off the keyboard and mouse and nonchalantly get up from his lap. Making your way over to the shelf that was by his desk and out of sight from the camera to ‘grab’ ChapStick. Lando’s frown from you getting up, turns into a smirk when he realizes why you did, having felt you clench your thighs together before you got up. 

“All right, chat I'm gonna head off. Gotta go properly congratulate my girl for winning” Lando watched your figure as you got up from his lap and moved to the other side of his room out of the view of the camera with the bite of his lip, he glanced back at the camera with a smirk. His tone was suggestive, and a loud laugh leaves his lips when you turn around and throw the small plushie he had on one of his shelves that you had gotten him at his head. Lando catches the bear as you give him a look of shock and embarrassment “Lando! Chat he's joking, please ignore him”! 

“Trust me, chat I'm not joking” Lando winks with a cheeky smile at the camera, very much enjoying how flustered you got and the way the chat started to go crazy. You groan in embarrassment and grab your phone off his desk “That's it, I'm leaving!” you wave your hand for the chat, not wanting to bend down to be in the frame of the camera, knowing that the chat would definitely be able to see how flustered you were “Bye chat!” 

Lando watched you walk out of the room with a grin, you give him a playful glare before closing the door behind you. Lando had planned on streaming for longer, but he couldn't ignore that ache he felt in his heart when you left the room, he wanted to spend more time with you. He loved watching you become more comfortable in front of the camera, in front of his chat in the short amount of time you joined him. Lando picks up his head set that you had set down on the desk when you took them off, lando hums along to the song that was playing as he closes his tabs before leaning back in his chair and reading the chat “Alright chat, it's time for me to head off.” 

Lando tried to keep up with his chat, the messages zooming by, most of them were about you. Talking about how they enjoyed your presence and begging Lando to convince you to come back on the stream soon. Lando smiles “I'll let her know chat” Lando hears the familiar sound of his phone going off with a notification. He was quick to pick up his phone, a mischievous grin spreading over his lips when he saw the notification. 

y/n 💞: in bed…waiting for that proper congratulations ☺️

Lando quickly shuts off his phone as he feels a warm blush spread across his face and neck. He clears his throat and giggles nervously when the chat breaks out in a bunch of question marks with your name, obviously seeing how flustered he had become from seeing the notification. Lando nods and waves at the chat, eager to end and join you in your shared bed “See you guys soon.” 

Lando ends the stream and quickly rushes to shut off his computer, he grabs his phone and quickly gets out of his chair and makes his way to the door. He stops in his tracks once he remembers something and rushes over to his desk to pick up the brown box of donuts. Lando opens the door, careful not to drop the delicious pastries and his phone, rushing down the hallway. Calling out for you. 

“Baby wait for me!”  

˖ ་ 💭 roro’s notes ( I really missed writing for Lando, I have a lot of ideas and req’s for him that I want to write! I’ve just been kinda focused on my hockey AU! But I will try to find a better schedule so I could work on that and my f1 fics! I also have another idea for another lando streaming based fic, it’s going to be so cute! )

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[leclercloml]

Amore sulla neve | CL16

Pairing: Charles Leclerc x gf!reader

Summary: everyone's favourite couple spending their winter break together and everyone just loving it.

Genre: SMAU

Warnings: google translated italian & french.

Author's note: winter break is driving me insane, I just wanna see car go vroom vroom again

fc: Sofia Korablina

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[chelemlem]

oooh what kind of things do you bake? I'd love to try them sometimes 💞 have a sweet day!!

hello anon!!!!! thank u for giving me an excuse to talk about BAKING

sooo just before covid i took a 3 week dessert course and kind of became obsessed??? during lockdown i used to watch tons & tons of videos on process nd technique instead of physically yaknow Doing Anything bc i hated the idea of ~wasting ingredients~ at my mediocre skill level which looking back was an insane approach but i kinddd of think it helped bc when i started making things more regularly the improvement was p quick !!

my fave thing to bake is pastry (puff, choux, shortcrust, filo) so basically any kind of sweet tart/croissant/eclair/profiterole/pie ❤️ i also love a savoury curried egg or chicken puff but that's kind of a gamble bc what EYE think is an okay level of spice does not fly for everyone else. when it comes to large batches for a party or something i usually stick to sweet 2 be safe

pictured: fruit mascarpone tart → mango danish → tiny baby pains au chocolat <33

course i make cake and stuff too and it's FINE but i also know lots of ppl who are better at it lol. i'm pretty Terri at piping anything more complex than a simple swirl so when it comes to deco i tend to stick to covering the top with store-bought macarons/fruit and calling it a day. also maybe it's just me but full layer cakes are such a hassle to cut and store...... i adore a cutieful low commitment CUPCAKE tho <33

my order of preference when it comes to baking is pastry > cookies/brownies/cupcakes > layer cakes >>>>> bread. ugh BREAD i cannot figure her out but i Want to...... someday...

thing is bread is honestly such a delicate process where ur final product will flop unless the ratios are justé right and u proofed at something.000001 degrees and mercury is in retrograde whereas the rules of pastry are more relaxed and intuitive and involve doing vaguely unhinged things like holding fistfuls of ice cubes before you handle ur dough so the heat from ur palms doesn't melt the butter... it's also great for LAZY BITCHES LIKE ME because a "4 hour recipe minus baketime" sounds intense until u realize 3h15 mins of that is just chucking the thing in the fridge between rolls

choux au craquelin is probably what i make the most often. love a textured little cream puff!!! versatile and scalable and easy to transport... she's that girl truly

also today i remade the mango one i was telling k about and it turned out muchhh better with a chunkier filling yay 🥭

convinced i'm never going to get a pretty cross-section in my life but wtvr they still tasted good !!!

goals for the future:

bread but specifically this yummy pesto babka i had in february

creme brulee donut......... need her

crookie but less dry bc i've been kind of unimpressed by the ones i've had so far

something citrusy w/o relying on chocolate as a crutch

basically i really love baking! like experimenting/trying new recipes ofc but also just the process of consciously altering and improving upon stuff you've already made :')

and yeah feeding ppl is bonus <3 hope u have a good day too!!!

[sonderessence]

# 𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃. december 12th to december 31st.

— now playing . . . after dark by mr. kitty

as the hours pass i will let you know, that i need to ask before i'm alone. how it feels to rest on your patient lips, to eternal bliss i'm so glad to know. ❅⛄✧˖°⛸️･:*:｡

welcome to winter wonderland!! this special will last from dec 1st to dec 17th, along with a special on christmas day & and a new years special on dec 31 at 11:59 EST. here's a cookie before we get started. 🍪 before we take a stroll around the north pole, please take a moment to look at the rules, regulations & things to know !!

→ i'm a minor, so keep that in mind for all the mdni blogs rebloging/liking my content !!

→ don't be weird in my inbox when asking questions about fics/requests !! if you want to be an annon just let me know and you can pick an emoji !!

→ there will be some nsfw as well as sfw so keep that in mindddd !!

→ all of the readers or y/n's are female !!

→ some of these fics aren't "winter inspired" per say.

DECEMBER 12th. blood stains. vi.

→ SYNOPSIS. you told her not to fight, and she came home with more bruises for you.

→ CONTAINS / WARNINGS. fluff & angst, mentions of blood.

DECEMBER 14th. saturday night wrist. satoru gojo. ( late. )

→ SYNOPSIS. your best friend satoru knows how you get when you're drunk, but he still agrees to join you in a christmas celebration. an innocent friends night turns into a love confession.

→ CONTAINS / WARNINGS. a bit suggestive, friends with benefits/ friends to lovers.

DECEMBER 16th. self portrait. ellie williams. ( canceled. )

→ SYNOPSIS. you artist girlfriend loves to use you as inspiration for her art.

→ CONTAINS / WARNINGS. smut!! making out, wlw, mentions of a strap, pet names (baby, doll, ect) :3

DECEMBER 19th. lovesick. ellie williams. (late. )

→ SYNOPSIS. you haven't seen your girlfriend in months since you moved to new york. video calls & texts aren't nearly as good as being in the warm embrace of ellie. so it surprises you when you open the door to be greeted by your dark auburn-haired girlfriend on christmas day.

→ CONTAINS / WARNINGS. fluff, fluff, fluf!! ellie being a lovesick looser, just two cuties in love 💌

DECEMBER 21nd. your face. geto suguru. ( late. )

→ SYNOPSIS. you and geto have been friends since you two were children, and you two have grown pretty close in the passing years; but geto realizes that he does want to be just friends with you, but his time to confess is running low when new years comes around the corner.

→ CONTAINS / WARNINGS. fluff!! confessions, hella cheesy 😭

DECEMBER 23th. blade of death. vi.

→ SYNOPSIS. you and vi hate each other, right...?

→ CONTAINS / WARNINGS. fluff!! enemies to lovers, vi is flirty (and annoying 😒) asf, fluff :3

DECEMBER 25th. lavender. satoru gojo.

→ SYNOPSIS. a soft winter morning with your husband & children

→ CONTAINS / WARNINGS. fluff!!

DECEMBER 27th. twenty first lane. katsuki bakugo. ( canceled. )

→ SYNOPSIS. you love getting on your "best friend's" nerves.

→ CONTAINS / WARNINGS. fluff!! enemies to lovers because kat fits that trope 😌

DECEMBER 29th. obsessed. aki hayakawa.

→ SYNOPSIS. aki, a stotic cold man, becomes softer after meeting you at your small coffee shop.

→ CONTAINS / WARNINGS. fluff!! long ass fic cuz i got carried away...😭🙏🏾there will be some parts with smut & a one night stand typa thing.

DECEMBER 31st. new years kiss special. w/ any character of your choice!

→ SYNOPSIS. send any new years kiss requests with any character from the 12th to the 31st !!

[tillthelandslide]

I love an Instagram blurb and there are simply not enough for the 1975! I would humbly request an Instagram blurb for George or Ross w/ a non-famous reader. Perhaps they've been together for a bit, but the increase in popularity has resulted in people learning about her?

Mr Macdonald - Ross Macdonald Instagram AU

Thank you for requesting this, I loved doing this 💖 hope you enjoy

yourinstagram:

yourinstagram I may look cool but I was thinking about pizza 🍕

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rass1975 you are cool bby. Miss you

-> yourinstagram why thank you Mr Macdonald. miss you too 🥹

yourbestfriend where's my credit for taking this picture? 😠

-> yourinstagram you're the best 😘

trumanblack sick 🤘

bedforddanes75 your so kewl 😎

-> yourinstagram FANKS Georgie

yourinstagram:

yourinstagram the best surprise ever 🥹 thank you @yourbestfriend for organising this

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rass1975 couldn't keep me away for that long my love

-> yourinstagram I love you 🥹

trumanblack better bring him back, we've got a tour to attend

-> yourinstagram yes boss 🫡

yourbestfriend you're welcome 💖

rass1975:

rass1975 taking a short break from tour to spend some much needed time with my love @yourinstagram

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yourinstagram I love you 🥹

-> rass1975 I love you more

bedforddanes75 cuties

75fan how did I not know he was in a relationship? 😮

-> fan1 they've been together for ages!

-> 75fan how did I not know this? Who is she?

-> fan1 just a normal gal, she's lovely, I met her once and she offered to take photos for me with all the boys and held my stuff for me

-> 75fan omg cute, happy for him. Consider me obsessed

75fan:

75fan okay so I can't believe I didn't know Ross was in a relationship so I did some stalking. Found this picture on y/ns Instagram from ages ago. She seems so sweet and down to earth and like... Normal. I'm officially obsessed

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fan1 Im shocked that their relationship was like out there, like no secret at all but hardly any of us knew 🤦‍♀️ wtf

-> 75fan ikr madness

fan2 I love how she's just a normal girl like not famous but it also makes me unbelievably jealous haha

fan4 anyone know how long they've been together and how they met?

-> fan3 @yourinstagram pls answer our questions

-> fan5 @fan3 think we should respect their privacy

-> yourinstagram it's all good my lovelies, don't mind sharing this, we thought it was common knowledge haha. I went to school with the lads 😊 but Ross and I got together in 2014. Thank you all for the support 💖

-> 75fan omg you replied!! Thank you for sharing this with us ❤️

fan8 wow they've been together for so long 😳 that's adorable!

75fan:

75fan okay so I did more stalking haha. You can't stop me if you tried now because I'm obsessed... But LOOK I found this adorable picture of Ross and yn at an award show. Wanna know the best thing? She captioned it "babe you look so cool"

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Ross&yn_shipper omg so cute

fan2 she's a 75 fan like us ❤️

fan3 we stan

75fan @rass1975 you did good rass

-> rass1975 that I did ❤️ thank you for all the support

-> 75fan omg I'm dead 💀 first @yourinstagram replies and now you!

-> yourinstagram we ♥️ you

yourinstagram:

yourinstagram my love is going back on tour... I may or may not be joining him... Psssttt I am 🤭

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rass1975 so glad to be having you with us ❤️

trumanblack THE GANGS GETTING BACK TOGETHER

bedforddanes75 gang gang 🤘

-> yourinstagram never say that again Georgie

-> bedforddanes75 enough with the childhood nickname 🖕

-> yourinstagram hate you 😏

-> bedforddanes75 rass control your bird

-> yourinstagram might help if you @ him you old man

adam1975 this is going to be epic

75fan this photo though 😍

rass1975:

rass1975 as seen on @yourinstagrams phone screen

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yourinstagram you're hot 🥵

rass1975 all yours ♥️

adamthe1975 I've made it

-> rass1975 lucky bugger

-> yourinstagram love ya @adamthe1975

yourinstagram:

yourinstagram lucky to have this bunch in my life since we were kids ♥️ p.s the guy with a beard is a total dilf

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rass1975 adore you ❤️

-> yourinstagram 😘

trumanblack the best bunch ❤️

bedforddanes75 we look like we're in a band

-> yourinstagram funny that

rass1975 and yourinstagram:

rass1975 she said yes @yourinstagram can't wait to spend the rest of my life being your husband

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trumanblack AHHHH ❤️

bedforddanes75 crying, throwing up

fan3 omg I'm so fucking happy

yourinstagram love you Mr Macdonald

[httpsdana]

I’m back with another Eric request bcs I can’t get away babe I’m obsessed w u 🫶🏼🫶🏼

Can I get prompts 37, 44, 132 & 146 where the reader is drunk and at a house party with Eric

- your girl 💖💖

Drunk In Love~Eric Garcia

Antoher Eric one for my girl @utdlicha I hope you enjoy this ml <33

you can request from my prompt list

this is my master list

players/drivers I write for

37-"He's kidnapping me, KIDNAPPER HELP " "I'm her boyfriend everyone" "KIDNAPPER"

44-"I'm tired" "come here"

132- "Hey cutie, are you single ?" "We've been dating for a year."

146-"Stop biting that fucking lip."

Eric and his girlfriend where invited to a party at Ferran's house. Eric knew y/n was gonna be wasted at the end of the night. She liked to enjoy herself.

So he decided not the drink, to make sure she doesn't do anything stupid and to be able to drive both of them home safely

"okay I'm gonna be sat with the boys. if you need anything I'll be here" Eric said.

y/n smiled and nodded, pressing a kiss on his cheek before walking to where the other WAGs were sitting.

★★★★★

y/n was more than drunk as the middle of the night started.

Eric has kept an eye on her all night, knowing she might do somethings her sober mind wouldn't do.

Pedri called out Eric's name making him turn his head towards his direction.

"why are you so worried about her? she's not a child you know. let her enjoy her night with the girls" he said, before Eric turned his head to look at y/n, except he didn't find her where she was sat a mintue ago

Eric quickly got up from his seat, trying not to panic at the absence of his girl. He walked passed the sweaty bodies, and the making out couples, until be reached the kitchen

He let out a sigh of relief as he saw her barely standing by the fridge, with a cup of her drink in her hand

"mi amor" Eric said softly walking to her

When y/n heard another voice in the kitchen she looked up, not really recognizing Eric because of her drunken state

"Hey cutie, are you single ?" she said with a drunk smirk on her face, taking Eric by surprise

"We've been dating for a year." he stated amusingly, making her jaw fall a bit

"Eric!" she exclaimed making him laugh slightly, before she threw her arms around his neck

Eric wrapped his arms around her waist tightly, steady her body so she wouldn't fall to the ground

"you okay?" he asked, pulling away to look at her, realizing that she stopped her drunk talking

"I'm tired" she mumbled, feeling her headache already

"come here" He murmured, lifting her in his arms easily, carrying her bridal style

"what are you doing?! I have a boyfriend Sir!" she said in a scolding tone, making Eric chuckle

He didn't reply and started finding his way out of the house, with y/n trying to squirm out of his arms

"He's kidnapping me, KIDNAPPER HELP " she yelled making Eric's eyes widen. A few people gave them strange stares making Eric raise one of his arms in defense

"I'm her boyfriend everyone" he said, trying to stop y/n from moving in his arms

"KIDNAPPER" she yelled again, catching the attention of Ferran who was standing now by the door

"don't worry guys. she's drunk and her boyfriend is taking her home" Ferran assured the people who were still looking at the couple

Eric let out a sigh, and gave Ferran a small smile before walking to his car. He was starting to become frustrated at his drunk girlfriend

He strapped her into her seat, making sure she doesn't plan to run away or something.

He closed her door, and sped walked to his side of the car, putting on his seatbelt, before he started driving to their house

They were driving in silent, y/n softly humming the song that was playing in the car, until she said something

"stop biting that fucking lip" she groaned, surprising Eric by her sudden aggression

Eric had this habit of biting his lip when he was focused in something

"w-what?" he stammered, turning his head to the look at her quickly

"your lip. stop biting it because you're looking way too delicious and I have a boyfriend so you shouldn't be looking so hot so stop it" she rambled, making Eric smile at her cuteness

"yeah okay" he mumbled, his cheeks turning a scarlet shade of red as he recalled what she just said about him

She complimented him frequently, but he still became flustered at her words everytime

As they arrived Eric helped y/n out of the car, carrying her half asleep body to their room, taking a mental note to tell her everything she did that night

[anthyies]

how true is that exordia is sci fi math post. asking for a me. also i think it’s clear you enjoyed it but can i ask what you enjoyed abt the book?

i havent finished yet i still have like ~70 pages left to read! but it is very true, it just doesn't become clear how true it is until later in the book. a good chunk of the book is a mystery and figuring out that mystery becomes very scientific and very involved with math conceptually. a good chunk of it is also fractal horror :) fractal body horror :) what if computers and the written word mutated would that be fucked up or what :) and also a pov character (doesn't show up until a bit through the book. but i'm obsessed with her she's perfect.) is a mathematician!

the book is about first contact and uses an alien invasion to comment on american imperalism in the middle east, and also to talk about morality. i really really REALLY enjoy the worldbuilding - the areteia/second metaphysical layer to reality where souls are stories <- guy who just read orv. and i really like how its used to describe character dynamics, all of which are SO good. what if you and a snake alien had souls whose stories matched would that be fucked up or what.. what if these two guys had a cutie mark where they beat each other over the head with rocks would that be fucked up or what... what if the butchfemme scientists were really funny about it.

some caveats are that i mean i personally think its rlly funny but it does have lots of modern references (set in 2013). it flows in context like yeah call that guy a gendo ikari motherfucker in your head but i've seen people be annoyed about it. also i've seen goodreads reviews dip out of it because of the science talk but i really enjoy the urge it gives me to go read wikipedia pages. also the first three chapters are really good but don't entirely set the tone of the next part of the book bc thats when it starts following governments/militaries/scientists dealing w the alien invasion i also saw people get annoyed about that. i personally enjoyed all of the above tho :)

i can't rlly cohesively wrap my thoughts up bc i haven't finished yet but bec's review is good. um im enjoying it a ton because science and worldbuilding which im really really liking + a cool mystery/horror element to it + character dynamics good :)

[tagliftelli]

Chuuya (Enemies to lovers)

You can tell me what you want, but we are all obsessed with Nakahara Chuuya. NSFW, have fun.

(Despite being from enemy organizations the both of you have been hooking up in secret. Every encounter is getting harder to hide that fact and act like you hate each other) Goddamn it, it's you again! pins you against the wall, holding your arms behind your back what do you fucking want you little punk?! pushes your head roughly against the wall

I grinned without saying anything.

"What are you grinning about?!" he yelled angrily

"You're so cute when you're angry, isn't that funny?" 

"Cutie...?" His face turned red. "...Cute...? C-cute??!" he stuttered out loud before letting go of her wrists and stepping away from her. His hands were shaking slightly as they hung by his sides.

I walk up to him and take him by the chin. "Oh, I feel you're blushing." I'm humming 

"W-what are you doing!?" his voice sounded shaky as he tried to pull himself free from my grip on his chin. However, I didn't let go easily. Instead, I kept a firm hold on his jawline.

I speak into his ear. "I want you so much Chuuya..."

"S-stop talking like that." He said nervously while looking down at me. It seemed like he was trying to push me away.

I giggle. "Why are you resisting? Don't you want me?"

He blushed at her words. "Y-yes..." he admitted, taking a deep breath. Then, for some reason, he turned away from me. He seemed to want to say something else, but he couldn't find the words. So instead, he just kept quiet.

I pulled him to me by the chin and kissed him

The boy gasped loudly when she did this. But after a few seconds, he started kissing her back passionately.

I pulled away from him. "Do you want to continue?"

He nodded quickly. "Yes please" he replied softly. He looked up at her with those big blue eyes of his. They were filled with desire now.

I pressed my lips to his lips again, sinking down to his neck, slowly undressing him

Chuuya moaned softly as she began kissing his neck.

I took off his shirt and started kissing his stomach, going lower

Chuya shuddered when she kissed his stomach.

I started taking off his pants along with his underpants

Chuuya's breathing became heavier as she removed his clothes. He had no idea what was happening right now, all he knew is that he wanted more than anything in the world.

"Do you want this, Chu?"

"Yes... Please..." he whimpered, begging for it.

I sucked his tip and slowly began to take it in my mouth

Chuuya groaned loudly as she took him into her mouth. His hands gripped onto the sheets tightly as pleasure coursed through his body. He could feel himself getting closer and closer to orgasm. He needed release badly. She sucked him faster and harder until finally, he came hard inside her mouth.

Chuuya was breathing heavily after his orgasm. I stroked his hair, looking deep into his eyes. "How are you feeling?" I giggle

"I'm good," he smiled weakly. He still felt really horny though. And he wasn't done yet. He wanted more. Much more. "Can we do it again?" he asked hopefully. "Please.."

I smiled. "Of course we can do it." I took off my panties and started to sit on his cock

Chuuya let out another moan as she sat on top of him. It felt amazing! This time however, he didn't last long before coming once again. He cried out loud as wave after wave of pleasure washed over him. He grabbed onto her hips tightly as he thrusts deeper into her pussy. "Ah

I moaned, sitting on his cock deeper, getting pleasure

Chuuya gasped as she got closer to climaxing. He held onto her tighter as he continued to fuck her faster and harder. The both of them were sweating profusely by now. But they didn't care. All they cared about was each other. Nothing else mattered anymore. Not even their own lives.

I lay down on the bed, breathing heavily, trying to catch my breath

Chuuya laid next to her panting heavily. He looked at her lovingly. Her face was flushed red from exhaustion but there was also a look of satisfaction in her eyes. They both knew that this would be just one night together. One moment where nothing else matters except themselves. A moment where they're happy.

[fizzywashere87]

is it bad that the main reason i'm excited for my next birthday is bc then the age gap between me and the guy i like won't seem so bad lol

it's not like he's crazy older than me though, he did literally just turn seventeen a week ago but still

my sweet sixteen is in like 3 more months which tbf is still a little while but it's catching up to me the realization has dawned upon me

but i am also excited to be able to get my drivers licence! i have to wait like 9 months before officially getting it though??? it's stupid but whatever 😒

you know what's insane though??? today at church, my mom was talking to this other mom, and her son just got his licence, and apparently the teacher was like super creepy???? what's even scarier is that she said that there was one girl in that class with 10 other boys I'M PRETTY SURE THAT THAT ONE GIRL IS MY BESTFRIEND

fortunately i think she's almost done w/ that class but still it is just so,,,, idk how else to explain it other than scary eugh some men are just so disgusting

anyways,,,,, yeah back to the other mom, she is such a sweet lady! i briefly thought her son was cute, he's my age and plays the drums at church and blah blah but then i found out he had a gf so i was like nvm but i did bake his mom some cookies bc they're new to the church and i wanted to welcome them

i was really nervous and awkward when giving them to her last week i swear my voice was literally shaking but she said that the way i speak is etiquette??? i really try my best so it makes my heart happy that she said that<3

but yeah an older gentleman that i know at church (i actually call him my adopted grandfather in Christ lol) really wanted me to end up with that boy i think he was more disappointed than i was to learn that he had a gf 😭 honestly i don't really care bc i already have my man <333 (let's just call him j. bc first letter of his name yk)

he is so my type much to my dismay, he's like so pretty i want to cry whenever i think of him. that tan skin and those lovely brown eyes, his voice is so deep too like it's so???? ahshdgdgdbdb and it's so endearing whenever he plays basketball w/ my little brothers, they love him it's so cute lol he is so shy though like i wanna talk to him so so bad but i'm shy too what am i suppose to do??? i'm scared why do i have to make the first move???

unfortunately i haven’t even been able to see him lately because of his basketball practice and new job. which is sad but oh well what can i do

sigh i miss my man 😔 he's in a different state rn for his sister's baby shower, actually he should be home by now? anyway his sister is having a girl and they're naming her lily 🫶 i'm mentioning that bc that's my irl name!!! so cutteeee i'm so happy for them!!!

i wrote so much omg my bad

HELP IM GOING FOR THE OPPOSITE

THE GUY I LIKE IS A GRADE BELOW ME AND IM SCARED IM GONNA SEEM WAY TOO OLD WHEN I TURN 16 LMFAO

OMG WHAT THATS SCARY ( :0

(genuinely^)

i hope those yucky men get in trouble because omg :((((

ohhh ik those types of like "crushes" they're so hard to explain bc you dont obsess but it's like 'if he liked me id go for him'

i think im js rlly single

LMAO

AWWW THATS SO SWEET

i wanna bite you because you seem so adorableeeee ughhh

AWWWW i love ur like

idk how to explain

ur life ig

LMAO

OMGIE WHAT THE BOY I LIKE STARTS WITH J TOO

WHATATATATTTT

OMGIEEEEE UGHHHHHHH THATS SO ADORABLE

yo

he's getting a job for you so he can provide for you

what a man

*dreamy sigh*

AND HOW CUTE YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BE TWIINING WITH NAMES WHEN THE BABY IS BORN

OMGIE

ur such a cutie kat <3

[unheavenlybody]

i put lullaby music on for my puppy (ruby) after being super hyper all morning and now she's lying under one of the chairs in our living room dozing off... she looks so precious 🥲🥲😭. obsessed w her for real... she could just be walking around sniffing stuff and i'm like yes cutie !!!! most amazing sight i've ever seen!!!

[spiritumantophila]

IF UR STILL DOIN THE ASK MEME: Twp eri foor 25, 30, 33.. C for 47, 17, 2 ANNDD sk for 19, 54, and 24 (feel free 2 skip questions if u wanna I am just staring w/big eyes)

HI YEAS THANK U FOR ASKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

What subject / topic do they know a lot about that’s completely useless to the direct plot?

Being completely honest Princess Eri's bug knowledge has NOTHING to do with the direct plot and just the symbolism. at least their medical freak still has some story relevance but theyre really just cutie crawlie obsessed for no reason. and we love them for it idc!

When they make a mistake and feel bad, does the guilt differ when it’s personal versus when it’s professional?

Princess Eri takes all failures personally and hard, unfortunately ..!!!! I'd say since their job is being a princess and they feel their existence is so linked to that, the line between "personal" and "professional" mistakes is kinda blurred when it comes to them. A failure as the princess is a failure as a person in their eyes.

How do they greet someone they dislike / hate?

Princess Eri has a bit more tact and knows to not let every emotion slip through, so they become overly polite (if not slightly condescending) to people they dislike (you can thank a certain someone for that!). A great example would be when Eri meets Prince Mortimer (OC by @/nilovalentine) and is so annoyed by his attitude they have to force a smile every time they greet each other out of etiquette. Since the arc in which they meet each other is through Administrator Chun Tao's POV, she's quick to notice Eri's face immediately dropping to a sneer when they're out of view.

Who have they forgotten about that remembers them very well?

(This is for Seekers C i assume) C's family (particularly her parents) were known for being loyal to the Sumulongs, and C herself was a well-performing student at her school. While C spent most of her school years attached at Parz's hip and shy to anyone else, there was probably a student or two that was envious of her status, intelligence, and proximity to a member of a House. Some of them probably recognized her name after she received acclaim as a member of GADA.

What do they notice first in the mirror versus what most people first notice looking at them?

For the longest time, C was overly conscious of the vampire bites on his neck, worried someone would question where exactly he lies between the boundary of the dead and the living. While he used to cover his neck up, he's become less worried these days, but his eyes are still drawn to the two small puncture wounds when he sees himself in the mirror. Others are more likely to notice how.. desaturated? she looks compared to other tieflings, which is also linked to her dhampir status. Also her god-awful posture. Shrimp thang.

How loosely or strictly do they use the word ‘friend’?

Pretty strictly. C is used to having professional and impersonal relationships with people being a detective, so they're the type to only call you a friend if you've called them a friend first and they feel that title was "earned" through trust or enjoyment of companionship.

What would they do if stuck in a room with the person they’ve been avoiding?

Funnily enough, The Storykeeper would pretend it HASN'T been avoiding them. Playing games, teasing as always, asking them how they've been. It'd be terribly hard to tell its blood is running cold.

What’s their instinct in a fight / flight / freeze / fawn situation?

The Storykeeper would probably freeze, but in a 'I'm not gonna try to defend myself bc this is probably what was meant to happen to me' way.

Did they take a cookie from the cookie jar? What kind of cookie was it?

Sure they did, but it was the cookie no one wanted anyway! It was probably some discard experimental flavor cookie that no one liked the taste of. But The Storykeeper loves to eat weird things! Like dryad bloo(gets impaled with a seam ripper)

[mirukosbitchywife]

midoriya, bakugou, ururaka, kouda, and aoyama x reader

part two to class 1a with a reader who is obsessed w jjba!

i did not realize previously to picking these characters out that i would give them almost all the same favorite jojo but i can defend my decisions and every reason i have for the answer is different

katsuki bakugou:

•knows what it is, has read the entire series AND WILL STRAIGHT UP LIE ABOUT IT FOR MONTHS!!!! his fav jojo is jotaro and his fav jobro is abbachio

•like. im so serious he will lie about it. if you ever bring it up he never involves himself in the conversation. only told you after a few months when y'all started getting closer and closer to dating <3

•doesn't have anything to say about your merchandise. might judge you for having so much but that's it. might even have his own merch

•won't mind that you jojo pose but will bitch about it

•he will judge you but still leave little jojos related things around where you will find them instead of giving them to you like a normal person

izuku midoriya:

knows what it is, loves it, and will absolutely fanboy over it with you!!! favorite jojo is giorno and favorite jobro is bruno or koichi

•will absolutely cosplay with you and do all types of stuff you want him to do. maybe one of the only people who can do the dio backbend.

•will cry in joy at seeing your collection, finally a fan just like him <3 his lil fanboy heart explodes when he sees your room for the first time!

•100% jojo poses with you and can do really complicated ones. (he does them to impress u like the cutie he is) so he will for sure do them in pictures with you too.

•y'all's dates are pretty much just going to merchandise stores for your respective interests tbh.

ochaco ururaka:

•i don't think she knows what it is. if she does know it's bc someone showed her post getting into ua. fav jojo would be also giorno. fav jobro would be reimi sugamoto

•if you guys watch it together i think she'd be Super interested in it!! probably falls in love with the show after you show it to her

•absolutely floored by your collection. doesn't even want to know the price of one thing let alone all of them together... thinks all the little plushies and everything are super cute tho!!!

•WILL MAKE U FLOAT WHILE DOING JOJO POSES W YOU!!! you guys fake recreate scenes it's so fun. a lot of y'all's dates will be just floating around having fun doing jojo fights and stuff !!

•will constantly bring up jjba and show u stuff related to it just to see u happy :( ugh i lovevher. also has a wishlist full of stuff to get you for bdays and other gift giving holidays

kouda koji:

•knows what it is has read the manga and will privately approach you to talk about it! favorite jojo is also also giorno favorite jobro is maybe foo fighters?

•aww imagine if like all his pets at home are named after jjba characters 🥺 idk if his bunny has a canonical name or if i'm just forgetting it but either way imagine him telling u all of their names and it's just a list of jojos stands

•also doesn't really have a reaction to your collection, will compliment you on some and be extra careful around the items but that's about it

•he will not do jojo poses with you in pics :( sorry :( he's just too nervous for that! but he supports you doing it and will take pictures of you doing them

•another person who doesn't really understand simping for fictional characters but doesn't say anything about it, whatever makes u happy! will show you things that remind him of your fav characters <3

aoyama

•has absolutely no idea what it is. favorite jojo would be ALSO also also giorno! fav jobro is polnareff. fucking obviously. no other option.

•might be a little freaked out at first by it, but quickly gets into it during part two and three! he's SUPER dramatic through the whole viewing tho!! is so dramatic about all of his reactions but he's cute so it's okay

•honestly might be the second most excited about your collection. deku is the first duh. bc i think aoyama would be super into collecting items esp cheese and just because he might not collect long lasting stuff doesn't mean he doesn't appreciate a good collection!!

•loves jojo posing with you in pictures, will do any that you ask him to do, you didn't even have to ask him to join you before he just. did it himself.

•gives you cheese shaped like your favorite characters. don't ask

[avidaraku]

Hi!!!! ʕ •̀ o •́ ʔ

welcome to my pinned post I honestly still dont know what to do with my blog like ever but still :) nice stuff. This blog contains whatever the fuck I reblog, including fandom and 18+ stuff - I do not tag my porn reblogs so if you're following me for fandom things, this is an all in one blog bc i do what i want <3 you are warned! leave if you dislike my beloved freak blog

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just be nice and kind babygirls, that's all i ask of <3 human decency lets go!!!! (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

my ao3 account is https://archiveofourown.org/users/Daimashiko :) I like writing porn, my brain is constantly on khr mode :) I also never have any consistent name for my accounts, so thats also why my names are different. Hi to any discord friends who know me from well, discord <3 im sure u guys are familiar with my socials in this case

TAGS. ─=≡Σ((( つ＞＜)つ ／(＞×＜)＼

#my art (very self explanatory I am not a creative person with names?? sorryyyyy - i also considered making my art tag into artvidaraku but like. thats too much effort jklsjgkldKJDF:SJ:JKL:JK:LDG ;;)

#khr (that is my main fandom ofc <333 - overlaps with my art but also other people's khr stuff so haha... its a mess but oh well)

#poll (i like answering them! or just reblogging polls i wanted to volunteer in but its too late </3)

#lotta tags (i tend to comment a lot in tags but these are the ones where i usually write like. a lot of commentary to the point im like ohhhh i should tag this right? curious if anyone's ever went through them but also i've never talked abt these things so. oopsssss <3 - lot of it is kinda sad / depressing but usually i am pretty reflective. kinda?)

#animals (self explanatory. i love me some fucking creatures. respect nature babygirls i adore them fellas <3)

#tumblr classic (i love getting to see the classics / things i'd personally consider a classic on my feed)

#fandom (this one's pretty commonly used! yadda yadda, talks abt fanfic and stuff / sometimes i get disappointed with fandom but that's not new lol)

#fashion (i don't use this as much as I should be?? but if you want to check out what i think is fun / a vibe <3)

#avidarecs (****i literally just made this on impulse so there's not much rn but i want to share more of my recs for things in general! fandom / songs / whatever other thing comes to mind?***// will probably be rarely used? but you never know~)

there might be more tags I haven't included but from the top of my head this is it?? Might add more, i have no clue. But anyways back to my other interests and what I'm into!

media i like: khr (its number one bc i am unable to pry reborn's hands on my stupid silly little soul so i cannot escape even if i wanted to), slay the princess + scarlet hollow (games made by the same studio. i love the art and vibes sooo much and also the fanart is sooo beautiful), Jenna Marbles (i've been obsessed w her stuff recently and I hope she's having a good time w her dogs and Julien :), kpop (honestly its only just loona bc im tired and feel old as fuck despite only being in my 20s so i am not gonna get into another thing lol), and sanrio!!! i love my melody she's a cutie patootie <3

-probably more stuff I like but this post would be a lot longer

I'm certain its obvious but I am a proshipper (also i am always in rarepair hell girl HELP. but also i will chain myself to that random mix of characters without prompting. ah....), if you don't like proshippers, leave my page and block me <3

But anyways my fav tropes (i definitely have more i just cant think of them but in general im chill with lots of stuff!)

incest (i am so fr when i say somehow i always revolve around incest ships they're just soooo good. my brain is absolutely destroyed in favor of tasty fucking food. shout out to incest shippers you guys rock luv yall :3)

age gap / size difference (these tropes are lovers and they're already fucking each other within one yard of each other. good fucking food yk?)

any toxic/problematic food (necro + lolisho rights!!!) in general. i am just. yeahhhhhhhhhhh MMMM LOAD THAT SHIT UP. i also have very little memory but still whatever

genderbend - i know it's a dwindling trope in popularity but there is nothing better than mindlessly turning a guy chara into a girl like wow..... so hot.... <3 this has also been a long time trope i've adored and i'll probably never stop using it bc its just that good for me <3 mmm. girls. cute.

monsterfucker stuff is great! (does this include animal hybrids? im going to include it with that soooo)

i think this is enough, but also before you go explore whatever maze my blog is in bc i cant be bothered enough by my blog, i will also reblog things in tandem to politics / real world things (I support Palestine <3). Am American. Am Mess. But I hope the world is kinder even just a little bit more. This world is cruel, but I hope we can continue to offer each other support and love, even when times are harrowing as always.

(っ ᵔ◡ᵔ)っ have a hug/kiss!!!! (i like gifs hehe)

[shellyswirlz]

TW:: A LONG ASS RANT WITH MISSPELLED WORDS!

God Hollybis still making me extremely uncomfortable and it's been what.. 4 days already?

The fact she was all like “hEs My MaN@” about him and threatened to kill me over Shroomy OUT OF ALL THE CHARACTERS YOU COUKD DO THIS OVER

Like bro..

THERE'S A WHOLE DAMN PILE OF CHARACTERS TO CHOOSE FROM IN SMG4 YET SHE CHOOSEA TO DO THISSANS FANGIRL DEVIANTART SHIT WITH THE CHARACTER I KIN SO MUCH AND FEEL A HUGE DEEP PERSONAL CONNECTION WITH OUT OF THE WHOLE CAST..

WHO TF DOES THAT??

W H O TF JUST DOES THAT??

I AM WAKING UP SHAKING AND SAD AF REMEMBERING THIS FREAKING HAPPENED I KID YOU NOT..

LIKE..

LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE CUTIE PATOOTI BOY SCOUT HE DOESN'T DESERVE THIS “OH I HATE YOU- HERE'S A KNIFE CAUSE YOU'RE STEALING MY MAN-” BULLSHIT OMFG.. WHY TF DID HOLLY DECIDE TO CHOOSE THIS CHARACTER AND ACT LIKE A SHITTY BITCH OVER THIS CHARACTER SPECIFICALLY?? THERE HAS TO BE A REASON DUDE…… THIS FEELS SO FAKE TO ME., 😭😭

THE FACT DRAMA ON YOUTUBE HAPPENED BECAUSE OF THIS CHARACTER TOO I HATE EVERYTHING..

DRAMA OVER T H IS CHARACTER

AND OHMYGOD THE FACT ONE OF HOLLY’S FRIENDS WITH A CRINGE ASS GACHA PFP CAME IN MY REPLIES, SAYING TO MY FACE, “HOLLY IS HAPPY WITH HER BOYFRIEND! TO ME SHE'S NOT A FANGIRL! 😀”

HER B O Y F R I E N D??

HER FREAKING B O Y F R I E ND??

KILLIBG MYSELF..!?!???

THIS DUMBASS GACHA KID IS SAYING THIS SHIT TO MY FACE AS IF THEY DON'T RECOGNIZE I LOVE HIM, I AM OBSESSED AF WITH HIM, AND I'M ATTACHED TO HIM I REALLY HATE THESE STUPID GACHA KIDS SO MUCH OHMYFRAKING GOD..

LIKE OK YOU'RE ALLOWED TO SIMP FOR CHARACTERS BUT CALLING hIM SOME RANDOM ASS TOXIC PERSON ON YOUTUBE’S BOYFRIEND MAKES ME FEEL EXTREMELY SICK TO MY STOMACH AND REALLY REALLY ILL.. AGAIN THIS IS HAPPENING WITH SHROOMY OUT OF EVERY FRICKIN CHARACTER IN SMG4 TOO… THE GACHA KIDS CHOSE THIS CHARACTER OUT OF EVERY FRICKIN CHARACTER I HATE EVERYTHING...,

LIKE I FEEL LIKE CRYING EVERYTIME I THINK ABOUT THE FACT HER FRIEBNDS GENUINELY THINKING THAT SHROOMY IS HER BOYFRIEND I CAN'T DOTHUS.,,, ICSNTFREAKJNFDOTHIS..,

IT MAKES ME FEEL REALLY SORE… LIKE THATSNOT YOUR BOYFRIEND THAT'S MY KIN???? S T O P…,, STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOODTOP.,,

LIKE THIS IS LITERALLY ME WTF? WTFWTFWTFWTFWTF?? 1!1!!1 YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDINF AND OUT OF EVERY SMG4 CHARACTER FOR THE LOVE OF HECKING GOD. DUDE WHAT???

AND SEEING HOLLY HAVE A WHOLW PLAYLIST DEDICATED TO HER BITCH ASS GACHA OC AND SHROOMY MAKES ME WANNQ ACTUALLY VOMIT.. IHWTE THESE TYPES OF PEOPLE..,, STOP SHIPPING YOUR UGLY ASS OC WITH ME!?!?!?!?!?? YOU'RE PROBABLY A KID BUT STILL OMFG KINDLY SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR STUPID ASS OC BEING SHIPPED WITH ME..

WHY TF DOES THIA DEVIANTART SHIT HAPPEN WITH ALL MY FAVORITE FRIFKIN CHARACTERA?? FIRST THERE'S RODNEY, THEN THERE'S HERMEY, AND NOW IT'S FRICKIN SHROOMY WHAT ArE THE FRWAKIN ODDS?? ARE Y'ALL DOING THIS ON PURPOSE??

IT GENUINELY FEELS LIKE HOLLT AND ALL THE OTHER DEVIANTART KIDS WERE CREATED IN A LAB JUST TO MAKE ME UNCOMFORTABLE SPECIFICALLY..

THIS DOESN'T JUST HAPPEN

THIS SHIT DOESN'T JUST FREAKING HAPPEN WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL

IS THIS HAPPENING FREQUENTLY CAUSE THE CHARACTERS ARE CONSIDERED CRINGE? 😭😭

AND DEVIANTART IS CONSIDERED THE CRINGE SITE?

THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW GOD I HQTE EVERYTHINGhehegegeheeexxxvvevevevevveveveveg

OUTOFEVERY FREWKING CHWEWCTER..,,,,,

ALSO HOLLY IS A RUDE ASS INSTAGRAM USER SOUNDING BITCH AS WELL.., CAUSE DUDE SAID “WTF 🤣” IN ONE OF MY CRUSH EXPOSURE POSTS..

I NEED HOLLY GONE /SRS

Oh AND I CAN'T FORGET THE FACT I CANNOT EVEN LISTEN TO MY FAVORITE SONG, MARIO PARTY 2: WESTERN LAND, WITHOUT THINKING OF HOLLY’S “NO SOTP- OH MY GOD I AM GONNA CUT YOU-” BITCH ASS TODDLER PERSONALITY AND THIS STUPID HOLLY DRAMA. HOLLY RUINED MY FAVORITE MARIO SONG FOR ME OMFG..,, I NEED THIS JACKASS G O N E. OUT OF MY LIFE. BITCH LITERALLY SPAWNED FROM DEVIANTART. THE HOME OF OVERLOOKED CHARACTERS AND BABIES.

PARDON THE LONG ASS RANT I'M JUST NOT IN THE BEST MOOD AT ALL RN.,,, I AM ANXIOUS AF, AND EXTREMELY FURIOUS.

Holly and her friends probably don't give a shit I feel like this as well.. THIS RUIJED MY MENTAL HEALTH SO BAD /SRS

God even the name 🤪Holly🤪 makes me wanna grab a shotgun and shoot a mannequin I'm being so fr..

Ok like I'd get it if Holly only liked Anti Shroomy ig.. People usually act this way to the bad boys, but bro it's probably Shroomy in general... The most unexpected character I'd not expect anyone to simp for like this..

But ig it kinda makes sense cause it's brainless Gacha kids..?? But still THERE WAS WHOLE DRAMA OVER THIS CHARACTER I KID YOU TF NOT.. IT MAKES ME FEEL SO SICK AND LIKE CRYING. I THINK I'VE CRIED SEVERAL TIMES THINKING OF THIS BUT IDK

[nikkiruncks]

https://www.tumblr.com/hydesjackiespuddinpop/733253054933188608/estelanel-001-send-me-a-ship-and-i-will-tell

I got a few ships for the ask game: Gwikki, Jeia, and Beric.

Yay!

Gwikki

when I started shipping it if I did: I remember getting dan/blair vibes on a rewatch and them tumblr and tiktok left me obsessed.

my thoughts: My perfect babies! I need them to be canon <3

What makes me happy about them: Their chemistry, the J/H parallels, how genuinely happy and comfortable they are around each other.

What makes me sad about them: Post Step by Step, there was less interaction :(

things done in fanfic that annoys me: There isn't much gwikki fic and in the fics that are there, they hit all the spots lol. But I wouldn't want to read a gwikki fic with n*ia there.

things I look for in fanfic: good writing, good arcs, and just them being together. Also jeia as a side pairing lol.

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: Gwen with Leia and Nikki being independent or with Sharkayla but she reminds me of Robin from himym, where she'd be super focused on her career.

My happily ever after for them: Them being married and getting the hell out of Point Place (which they do!)

who is the big spoon/little spoon: Most of the time, Gwen is the little spoon and Nikki is the big spoon but they take turns.

what is their favorite non-sexual activity: Watching tv and debating the shows

Jeia

when I started shipping it if I did: Lip Smackers

my thoughts: Cutest couple on T9S

What makes me happy about them: How Jay genuinely cares for Leia and protects her, how Leia sees Jay beyond his player rep.

What makes me sad about them: That the writers might ruin them in s2 and have n*ia be canon. Also Lindsey what's-her-face reducing jeia to lust.

things done in fanfic that annoys me: There was this one jeia fic (from a writer I love, don't get me wrong) where the gang was pushing Leia to lose her virginity so she doesn't make them look like virgins. Which was in very poor taste imo and there's nothing wrong with being a virgin lol.

things I look for in fanfic: Good writing, them being endgame, and gwikki being paired up as well.

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: Leia with Gwen and Jay with Nate.

My happily ever after for them: Them being married and having kids (which they do!)

who is the big spoon/little spoon: Jay is the big spoon and Leia is the little spoon.

what is their favorite non-sexual activity: Cuddling and watching tv.

Beric

when I started shipping it if I did: Going onto tumblr made me appreciate them more <3

my thoughts: Cutie pies! Dated in s4 as far as I'm concerned <3

What makes me happy about them: Eric being able to just be himself with Buddy and how Buddy appreciates him <3

What makes me sad about them: That they didn't date in canon s4

things done in fanfic that annoys me: At this point, you know how I feel w character bashing. But even with that, I won't care TOO much because my babies <3

things I look for in fanfic: good writing, cuteness, and a happy ending.

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: Eric with Donna, Connie, or Mitch, Buddy with Fez (his early self) or just some sweet guy who makes him happy.

My happily ever after for them: Them being happily married and raising Leia with Burkciotti

who is the big spoon/little spoon: Eric is the little spoon and Buddy the big. But once in a while, it's vice versa.

what is their favorite non-sexual activity: Cuddles, tickling, watching tv, and just hanging out.