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goodnight guys i was productive today

eepy time

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so i did something

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would you rather have a boulder crash into you repeatedly without being able to kill you because you took a potion that made you invincible and so now you have to endure the pain for hours on end until it magically stops or would you rather have a stick up your ass for every time you say the words: like, for real, literally, i know, damn, okay, please, and what the fuck. oh and the stick stays up your ass until the end of the day

good morning to you too

honestly i think i would rather have the stick up my ass, i'd probably get used to it

wait if i say more than one of those words do multiple sticks go up my ass or is it like now i have to have a stick up my ass tomorrow type thing?

if so i guess the boulder because i don't wanna stretch out my butthole too much and i'm not a big fan of butt stuff so it's not very kinky 😓

also at that point i think the boulder torture would end sooner than the stick(s) up my ass

what about you?

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do i pull off the vampire vibes or do i look crazy

no bby u pull it off trustv

it's like

idk how to explain coherently but you can pull off the light and dark femme vibes it just goes so well theyre like interchangeable with you 💗

blog is so cute 🥰

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requestor: they probably ignored my fanfic request :(

writer: on their bed, rereading their work again and again, while forgetting that they’re writing for someone else.

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he clark kents like no other clark kent has ever clark kented BEFORE

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i’m reading this book right now and omfg the mom’s boyfriend pisses me off so bad 💔 i have suddenly grown a newfound gratitude for my own mother’s boyfriend

oh dear 😓😓😓

what's the book called?

i hate it when the mom's bf is a bitch like bro's not even married and he thinks he's on top of everything 🙄

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when i turn 18 the first thing im doing is living on MY schedule

i'm gonna stay up late at a 24 hr gym

2 am just obliterating my ligaments until i'm satisfied then ill come home and shower and sleep

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i am legitimately praying i break my leg or tear my acl or break my wrist so im not expected to be good at volleyball

THIS IS SO FUCKING RAGEBAITING FUCKING DUMBASSSSSSSSSS FUCK YOUUU

There's genuinely no way why do i even fucking exist if i can't be the best player on a team FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU

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Hello, Can you create a headcanon for ROTTMNT’s Raph who is secretly in love with a female reader? She is an antisocial, hot-headed, and fearless woman who excels in combat and prefers to solve her problems with her fists. She embodies the typical ‘tough girl’ stereotype, and she has no idea that Raph has feelings for her

WOWOWOW THIS BEEN ROTTING IN MY INBOX I HOPE ITS APPROPRIATE THAT IVE SUDDENLY DECIDED TO AUTHOR AGAIN!!

ur probably not going to see this im sorry i pulled this out with cobwebs attached to it

Summary: badass!scary!reader x rise!raph

Warnings: fem!reader, very poorly written, a whole lot of nothing

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hehe fearless woman pretty woman pretty womannnnnn

yk i think this would lowkey be Big Guy's type

like yes a dainty little s/o would be so cute for him like 'raphie would you tie the bow in my hair for me?' 🥺🎀

but this serves a very different energy and i like i like

like 'raph im gonna step on you'

off the bat, first meeting you'd SMELL the fear stink bruh

youre like intimidating and he's like ten times ur size

yeah maybe he can beat ur ass bc let's be real, are you getting up if he sits on you? no

but it's ur energy that like 'don't fw me energy' is hella powerful

i think you give off dont piss me off and i'll leave u alone so raph is like 'oh yeah she scary'

yes he's hella strong and he does have that Raph Rage™

like you're so standoffish he's like 'yeah i'm not gonna fw prime mike tyson'

obviously upon more meetings raph knows you won't try to kill him so now it's more chill

the first time he sees you in combat he's like whaddafak she's so cool

and ur all like baddass and tough

it'd definitely have to be a friends to lovers trope because he's scared of you lol

does not ever admit that- he will die on that hill

as you guys become friends he learns you're not so mean to the people on your good side

you're a part of the team now

and you teach him how to let go a little and in turn he'll teach you not to let your anger get the complete best of you in battle

its a nice thing that you two have going on

its even better because he understands the anger and stuff and he's learned to chill out a bit for his family's sake so he can teach you

the Mad Dogs might be your only friends but it's okay quality over quantity or sum shit

he realizes he thought you were hot from when you first met and you threatened to beat his ass

that turned into something bigger and more problematic as he became friends with you

you definitely get forced into hanging out with them as Mikey and April force you to hangout with them twice a week MINIMUM

raph gets nervous around you now and obviously it's weird because i thought we were over this?

no

now it's fear stink and love stink ur smelling i made that up who cares

he cannot bring himself to confess even after getting screamed at by Doctor Delicate Touch™ and gently encouraged by Doctor Feelings™

and ur definitely not gonna acknowledge any feelings you have you stupidly emotionally constipated you *annoyingly nudges you*

so yeah u both are kinda cooked

im jk his brothers aren't completely useless

they come up with something that i dont have the creativity to name and this is very long so id like to wrap it up-

but yeah praise the younger ones

you two end up smooching and yes you wear the pants in the relationship

he is malewife ur girlboss

merry christmas to all, to all and goodnight

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Nvm bruh 😭 just because i said i might get embarrassed he said he doesn't want to see it

oh okur baddie it's okay

that's respecting ur privacy

green flag

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Im giving my bf my tumblr

Pls pray for me

YES BBY U GOT THIS

he needs to meet me and know about my messy divorce with the anons

unless he'll think ur weird for that in that case do not

but i think you'll be fine he seems very nice and understanding i think he's a good bf

DO NOT WORRY MY BBY

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LOOK AT HIS BACK WHAT THE YUMMMMMM AHHHHHH

I'll kill you dead. This is INSANE to do this to me in a theater.

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hiiii i have questions for u 🎀

3. three films you could watch for the rest of your life and not get bored of?

17. name three things that make you happy

18. do you believe in ghosts and/or aliens?

25. fave season and why?

26. fave colour and why?

3. three films would be superman2025, avengers infinity war, and any batman movie

17. three things that make me happy is cute and cozy things, yummy food, and MONEY BC WHEN U HAVE MONEY YOU CAN HAVE ANYTHING

18. ouuu aliens have to exist somewhere, the universe is just way too big for us to be the only things existing, they might not be in our solar system but they have to be somewhere it's just tricky to see because everything else is light years away

as for ghosts i know there are spirits good and bad but i dont think they can hurt us unless we're weak minded

25. MY FAVORITE SEASON IS WINTER BECAUSE EVERYTHUNG IS SO CUTE IN THE WINTER AND I LOVE THE COLD AND I LOVE BEING CUTE AND COZY AND THE FOOD IN THE WINTER IS BUSSSSSSS

26. my fave color is definitely orange- better yet, light orange it's just so cute and bubbly! a close second is light pink because it makes everything so cute and sweet, plus it mixes so cutely with light orange!!

ty bby im trying to keep it short because tumblr is bitchy 💗

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david corenswet is so fucking pretty i want all of his glorious butt

The urge to binge all of an actor's filmography just so you can write for all their characters

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questions I think would be fun to be asked

what are 3 things you’d say shaped you into who you are?

show us a picture of your handwriting?

3 films you could watch for the rest of your life and not get bored of?

what’s an inside joke you have with your family or friends?

what made you start your blog?

what’s the best and worst part of being online/a creator?

what scares you the most and why?

any reacquiring dreams?

tell a story about your childhood

would you say you’re an emotional person?

what do you consider to be romance?

what’s some good advice you want to share?

what are you doing right now?

what’s something you’ve always wanted to do but maybe been to scared to do?

what do you think of when you hear the word “home”?

if you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

name 3 things that make you happy

do you believe in ghosts and/or aliens?

favourite thing about the day?

favourite things about the night?

are you a spiritual person?

say 3 things about someone you love

say 3 things about someone you hate

what’s one thing you’re proud of yourself for?

fave season and why?

fave colour and why?

any nicknames?

do you collect anything?

what do you do when you’re sad?

what’s one thing that never fails to make you happy/happier?

are you messy or organised?

how many tabs do you have open right now?

any hobbies?

any pet peeves?

do you trust easily?

are you an open book or do you have walls up?

share a secret

fave song at the moment?

youtuber you’ve been obsessed with and why?

any bad habits?

(this post was stolen from @teenage-mutant-ninja-freak, since it couldn't be reblogged anymore)

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