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thebramblewood · 11 months ago

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The old Helena can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, because she’s dead.

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Thanks to @pxltown for the Social Bunny template I used as a base! HQ under the cut because I had to scrunch the dimensions a bit for the screenshot.

Julia: What am I supposed to tell Mom and Dad?

Helena: Whatever you want. I’m sure you’ll think of something.

Julia: You can’t just run off without telling them goodbye — or telling me where you’re going!

Julia: [between sobs] Am I ever going to see you again? Will you at least call me? [sniffling] I’ll miss you, Helena. If either of them dies, I’ll never forgive you. But I’ll always love you.

Helena: I love you, too. And I’d do anything to take it all back. But I can’t, so I have no choice but to go.

#ts4 #sims 4 #ts4 story #sims 4 story #simblr #story: hzid #helena zhao #julia zhao #she's going off the grid #is this an unnecessarily dramatic move on helena's part?#possibly but she really feels like she has to sever all ties with her old life at this point #also this is the first post where all the poses are mine :)#i wasn't sure i'd ever be able to say that #the bridge was a little wider than i was planning for so what was meant to be her hands clutching the edge is more of an extended throw #but other than that really happy with the end result!

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hey-heigo · 9 months ago

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happy pride month

#naegami #makoto naegi #byakuya togami #danganronpa #trans byakuya #polaris polanski #that post is ff naegami to me to a terrifyingly accurate degree #makoto and his wife who wants him to quit his job #byakuya casually dropping bombshells on a shell-shocked and exhausted man #and then daydreaming about a better life they could have together while makoto's still reeling with the implications #if i reconcile my bizarro upbringing and my convoluted perception of gender roles and current position in this foundation #the only way i can get him to leave on his own volition is to marry him. in a straight way. bc we're both straight. what if i was a girl #makoto's resigning himself to being ff's dog for the forseeable future. meanwhile byakuya is doing the same but also having egg emotions #not featured: kyoko who was sitting on the opposite side of makoto and was in the middle of a conversation with him. that got interrupted #she immediately downs her shot after byakuya says that out loud and texts the other survivors who each owe her $10. toko owes her $20 #tgirl egg byakuya in her 20s in an apocalypse as a middle manager is a very specific headcanon that i enjoy a lot #only thing keeping her going is her bisexuality and the reminder that 'i went off the grid while crossdressing before i can do it again'#my arts

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notbecauseofvictories · 5 months ago

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also, just as a coda to that last post---if you think "spend a week making a needlessly complicated dessert" has fixed me, I was searching for ways to use up the extra heavy cream and milk....and discovered recipes for making cheese. So this inexplicable, needlessly elaborate train can just go on rolling!

#earlier today I was reading an article about a woman who took up hunting as part of a very toxic relationship #it was wonderful and thoughtful; about how we sustain ourselves and live in community with things we eat #and the things that want to eat us.#but I have to admit while I was reading about all the effort she went to (still goes to) to feed herself #I could feel that old and dangerous thought creeping up on me. the one that says I should move somewhere remote.#go off grid. have a giant garden. do everything myself. I could hunt! I could strip game!!!#except that voice is a liar and I know it is. so instead I will make cheese.

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reallybadblackoutpoems · 2 years ago

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Group chat with friends 2023

group chat with friends (2023) - ducklesspond and friends

"help mine dick thats ugly that one yes for me indeedy"

submitted by @ducklesspond

#hey gamers #sorry for like #going off the grid #i have had a “kidney stone” for the past few weeks #had an xray for it today #and it disappeared #so idk where she went but !#its ok #hope everyone is well #saw the barbie movie #it was fine #thank you so much for your submission!!#blackout poetry #submission

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myresearchonlife · 2 years ago

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What I think Agent 47’s headspace (or ICA locker) looks like

#myresearchonlife #Diana Burnwood #Agent 47 #I'm reading Hitman: Damnation and man's so helpless and pathetic without Diana #He’s like Where's Diana? Where was Diana?#so much so that my friend suggested it could be a drinking game and she's so right #47 only joined the ICA again after going off-grid so that he can find her again #47 is a true simp #he really is giving AND KEN energy #Hitman

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imflyingfish · 8 months ago

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working in an art gallery and talking to a lot of full time artists has given me CRAZY imposter syndrome btw lmao

#i went to a local gallery today (not the one i work in)#and i was looking at this one artists work #and she used a lot of patterns but didnt go up to her #she came up to me as i was looking at her work like ' hi i see youre looking at my work which one do u like most' like okay #i had my headphones on at the time so it did scare me #anyway im really stuck thinking about her work #like shes got this lovely cluttered and messy and chaotic style with still life in one dimension #and she uses pattern and quilt-like grids and so much colour #and the chaos of her work is by far the best part #how nothing stays in their boxes andeverythings falling #its homely and DRAMATIC. which is a mix that doesnt always go together but is held together by the chaos of her work #AND THEN SHE PUTS COLLAGE QUOTES ON IT 'fly high in the sky like a butterfly'#AUUUGGGHHH it pisses me off so much. REALLY? THATS THE BEST QUOTE? no song lyrics no deepp meaning nothing to express the narrative? bitch #love her style but its KITCH shes KITCH her quotes are KITCH her subjects are KITCH <- lives in kitch central of the uk but WHATEVER #by the way im not exagerrating with fly high like a butterfly she really thought that was the quote to describe this chaotic scene like she #eight years old like what the hell. there ere others too the pissed me off #and then i talked to her and she was like. WEIRDLY insistant tht even though she used stencils and that her dughter and husbnd drew anythin #mildly complicated that she had still done a lot of work I HADNT SAID ANYTHING #but she was just BRUSHING OVER whenever i mentioned her patterns and stencils like she was ASHAMED #like what the hell im all for having fun with what you draw but youre three times my age and i can draw a bird better than our adult daught #also i spoke to her turns out she knows my stepdad so that was an odd link but whatever #anyway artists that give me imostersyndrome are my boss who does realism in WATERCOLOUR #oh the woman in the gallery also gave me a printed card whcih was cool since i was going to buy one just to be mad at

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doomedflare · 4 months ago

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every day i think about how jake could’ve ended up as a killer if the entity had taken him a couple years sooner

#like if she had taken him when he first cut his family off and went off grid?? yah #he’s not a killer at heart but there is a lot of hurt and anger there that she absolutely could’ve used #would’ve been a situation very similar to wraith’s tho where she has to really Force him into compliance #but instead she takes him a couple years later when his hurt isn’t manifested as anger it’s just. this hollowness #this sense of resignment after that final argument with his mom #and then that ‘this can’t be how i die’ when he gets hurt and lost in the woods during a rainstorm #she took him when he was hurt but still Determined #had she taken him sooner he would’ve been a killer but she waited #anyways this is me saying i am going to think abt killer verse at Some point #but it’s also me crying over the resilience of some fucking guy NKCNEKCJEGKMWG

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didhewinkback · 1 year ago

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selena gomez is so fascinating to me. like how are you that famous and that in need of attention???? and then the second you get it you're like pls leave me alone let me live????? she baffles me like babe you have 330 million followers on instagram i am so confused by the energy you present on social media. like remember when people made her blanket pic a meme very lighthearted and fun and she was like pls stop

#every second its like “im so off the grid im off social media”#and then she will go and like a post from an obscure fan account or respond to something no one tagged her in #i have 800 questions !!!#like this should be her time ! to shine ! show off those disney channel comedic chops ! instead !#we get this?!

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84reedsy · 8 months ago

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Arrrrr Squidward.......da yee want ta play a game?

In the history of asks, I feel like this has been the absolute, hands down, MOST terrifying 😳

#reedsy answers asks #reedsy may stop #she's terrified #going off grid #going to write my fics on stone epitaphs from now on

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korovamlecznybar · 9 months ago

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i should have been a murakami protagonist

#i was talking to my best friend earlier today and describing what perfect life would look like for me and she basically told me exactly this #and she was right!!!!!!!#anyway i dream of going kind of off the grid this summer #go sit in some small prl era resort near a body of water where not that many people visit #and idk just listen to marmur on repeat #📓

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foxmulderautism · 1 year ago

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so far the extent of beaulix in chapter one is just beau bitching that after they broke up felix never gave back his blue nike sports jacket with the grid detailing on the shoulders

#i keep forgetting that felix is like an important character #the blue nike sports jacket w grid details i actually got from a video of a guy going through his 80s clothes. AUTHENTIC DETAIL #'and she pulls off corduroy better anyway' like okay catty f***** i thought you said you weren't bothered by felix

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oldbutchdanielcraig · 2 years ago

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Do you have a theory on why gerri's at the next board meeting? She's not a board member right and roman fired her? Or is she just joining for the drama as she should

when it comes to succession business i am not the one so this could be straight misinformation BUT. i think although gerri says there are lawyers and people in the company who know about her presumed severance package it’s still been like barely a week since roman fired her unofficially (at logan’s request) and about 3 days since he fired her “officially” so i don’t think the firing is actually, truly official and either way they certainly don’t have new general counsel yet. and seeing as the matsson deal is one that has several legal touchpoints she is the most important person there. ofc.

my theory about it though is that i really actually doubt the firing IS official or that gerri will leave at all if there’s any indication of her future. because i honestly believe her bid to leave is just about as strong as kendall’s have been since s1 — which is to say not strong at all. despite her complicated relationships with logan and roman, and the fact that she has seemingly soured on logan and (mostly, kinda, sorta, maybe, at least to his face) soured on roman, really detaching from waystar would in a lot of ways mean admitting she was wrong about most of her career choices in the past three decades. she was the sin cake eater for a lot of sins, including cruises, and if she leaves the company now then what was it all for? plus gerri’s motivations are rarely if ever connected to money or the luxury that money provides. they’re almost always about power and its offshoots ie the respect of her male peers. getting out of waystar is essentially trading power for money and i think unfortunately gerri will choose the power every time

#succession #asks #i love gerri i love her muchly but i do not know if she’s strong enough to escape the cycle 🫡#so far jess my girl jess is the only one who’s proven truly capable. and good for her #it’s either this or gerri and roman are going off the grid together on an island somewhere that they own. no inbetween

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whitesuited · 2 years ago

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sharon's birthday is a month from today, and she's just as surprised as you are.

#she's going to be a gorgeous 38 #after a year of being a gorgeous 37 #there's a pattern here yes #is there a high chance that she's off the grid doing her Spy Thing™️ on that day #and actually has no idea it's her birthday / no one knows how to reach her?#yes yes there is #her reaction to coming back topside and realizing she missed her own bd:#“oh. okay.”#🙃🙃🙃🙃#anyway get ready for me getting emotional about her birthday for the next month #because she certainly won't do it herself

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shokuto · 2 years ago

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But what if Barbara Rodriguez got on the road to becoming a pop star with her music and her friends had to watch her get deeper in the entertainment industry while she aligned her personality to match what she’s supposed to be until she doesn’t remember who she is anymore

#She starts missing school then going off the grid for unpredictable amounts of time and she comes back just a little different every time #And by the time Miles notices she’s already damn near a different person #They wanna be supportive because she’s supposed to be living the dream but she’s killing herself #And when he says something she thinks he’s being jealous #But really she’s doubling down because it doesn’t feel right and she sees the point but is too stubborn to admit it #Plus he gets to go through the uncomfortable experience of hearing a song that’s about him

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dangerousoperatoroperadonkey · 4 months ago

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My mother is all into homesteading and off-grid living videos right now. Every time I check up on her, this is what she wants to talk about.

It gives her a sense of peace and purpose I guess. Which is good, she’s been struggling to find that with her injuries and condition. She’s learning skills, and feeling prepared for “the worst”. Like I can’t get her to stop watching conspiracy theory bullshit on YouTube so at least this kind of content alleviates some of the anxiety the other content amplifies, because she feels like she can do something now to secure her safety later.

But to get through these conversations, I have to tell myself— hey, if natural disaster comes our way, some of this might be useful. But I know she’s not just thinking a big storm or natural disaster. She’s preparing for the collapse of society. And I don’t know how to break it to her that we wouldn’t survive that. You can make long lasting candles with crisco? Cool. Where you going to by crisco when society collapses? You’ll stock up now? Ok cool. What will you do when it runs out? Honestly, before it runs out, what will you do when people with guns come to take your various stockpiled supplies?

If we hit a point where society collapses, we’re done for. Food, medicine, etc. we can’t survive without society, without a world where people are working together trying to help each other out.

So, I’ll go through with this shit in the name of natural disaster preparedness, and because it helps her. But that’s as far as I’m willing to put energy into it. I refuse to prepare for, bet on, or hope for the collapse of society. I’d rather spend my energy trying to prevent society collapsing, what little part I can play in that. I’d rather spend my energy supporting people in my community. I’d rather work and build towards a better future, not prepare for the worst.

#rant

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housepartyprotocol · 3 months ago

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Teammates

Oscar Piastri x teammate!reader

summary: Oscar and his teammate have a close hilarious relationship

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ynusername Photo of oscar accurately describes how I feel going into my home gp

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user if only the mclaren car was better for them

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lewishamilton home race !

georgerussell silverstone ! ynusername Brit squad assemble ! landonorris here we come !

user YN is my favourite driver by a landslide

ynusername

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ynusername he may've been schooled in this country but he is in desperate need of an education on pure culture

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oscarpiastri I love that these are the photos you post, you're education was not coffee shops and bookshops

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ynpiastri omg can you knight me too lewishamilton i wish! user the crown needs to be passed on now

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user its always her birthday!

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f1fanupdates For the uneducated and borderline uncultured, meet the McLaren cuties. Teammates YN LN and Oscar Piastri channel the Gen Z unmedia-trained craziness. Having known each other from F3 days, their social media makes McLaren admins have heart attacks. Both having wins under their belt, it makes them a very strong team, a force. Would I be lying if I said they would be cute together...

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oscarpiastri don't you dare jump ship

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lewishamilton you are not smart with this caption

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oscarpiastri pov we were meant to be at the technology centre at 9. One of us was

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ynusername nooo youve made me look bad, it was traffic

oscarpiastri So, thats not an ice cold coffee in the selfie you sent me ynusername no one was meant to see that oscapiastri nothing you send me is safe sweetheart ynusername I ... okay user omg is she lost for words

user thats possible??

user omg they sent each other photos

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mclaren ohhhh thats why you were late

ynusername no not at all mother mclaren mother is disappointed oscarpiastri what is happening? mclaren its okay son oscarpiastri oh hell naw we are not siblings user hes not helping the rumours

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ynusername A visual representation of me trying to soft launch a relationship

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oscarpiastri is this why you have been screaming/wheezing in your drivers room for the last 30 mins

user omg she is just like the rest of us oscarpiastri shes been in tears screaming 'why do i have none without his face!!' ynusername you are out of line Piastri oscarpiastri wow, not the surname

lewishamilton very very accurate

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user okay so who do we think it is

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f1fanupdates It has been five months since this soft launching started! We are almost in Abu Dhabi, and YN is still just teasing her partner. We all think it is Oscar, but it is still unknown. No matter who it is though, they look good together

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oscarpiastri Hoping on the soft launching YN's relationship train

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mclaren There were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded

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