#47 is a true simp

[myresearchonlife]

What I think Agent 47’s headspace (or ICA locker) looks like

[duchessanon]

Who’s who in this blog : the fandom version of the rf

For any newbies, I usually don’t like explaining the joke but here u are! These are essentially over exaggerated versions of how the fandom has characterised the rf and supporting characters over the years.

Liz - RIP’d queen, often disrespected by her grandsons & their wives. Ignores everything that she needs to fix in her fam. A icon none the less

Philpot - RIP’d duke of edin-burg. Occasionally racist. Generally admired. Name is Phil & despot together bc he may have RIP’d Di.

Chuck - current king. Desperate for attention, sensitive, adulterer, and ready to throw his (RIP’d) wife and sons to the wolves

Camilla - one time respected/tolerated, now beloved for making Henris bedroom into her wardrobe

Di - RIP’d princess of hearts. Press feeding, monarchy loving, but also an anarchist and destructor of the monarchy. Only has one son, who he is depends on who u ask

Ghost Di - appears in the form of leopards, elephants, cows etc. Blesses u with fertility and revenge for ur enemies

Anne - a hardworking, unbothered legAnned. Likes horsey stuff

Tim - lusted over husbAnned. Drama free

Andy - sicko. Never a good word said about him unless ur also a sicko or Fergie.

Fergie - chaotic queen of flower crowns. Messy for defending Andy. But so batshit, u can’t be mad, u just roll with it. Part time author of smut.

Eddie - dramatically unveils plaques

Soph - Liz’s fave. Probably an asshole in secret. Her fan account turned against her out of nowhere one day. Still don’t know what she did

Willy - heir with no hair. BULLIAM. Celebrated for it. Lusted over by a minority. Often lazy. Often adulterous. Takes a bad photo. Family man. Simp.

k8 - the main fandom girlie. Loves kids and shaping their brains. Often lazy. Baby brained, cheated on non stop, but also Machiavellian (Bitch k8). Also boring. “Great gowns, beautiful gowns” (sometimes).

Henri - Named Santa Henri bc of his Saint like status in pre-2016 fandom. Now a todger loving, traitorous, self obsessed, disrespectful, bewitched by meg dumb dumb. Also a brave, rebellious, normal blokey soldier. Loyal husband and father.

Meg - that bitch. Narcissistic, philanthropic, disrespectful, title obsessed, overthrower of the colonialist monarchy. Bad friend and daughter. Kindest person alive. Never done anything wrong, at fault for everything. Hounded by the press but it was all her fault anyway.

Peter - used his royal name to do a milk ad

Zara & Mike - get away with doing magazine deals bc they’re not working royals. Relationship with Willy and Henri used as proof that either brother is better bc they must be great if they’re close to the tindalls

Eugbea - daughter of fergie. One person. The true blood princess

Eugbea husband - just there

AK-47 - Angela Kelly, Liz’s secret lover who denied meg a tiara

Jason Knife - staff. Twisted the knife in megris back

JLP - the og staff dude

Cam Tominey, Dicky Palmer, KT nichol, the two Vickis, Roya, Danny Wooten, Piers Morgan, Emily Andrews, Becky English, that Jack guy, Val Lowe - EVIL press, revealers of the TRUTH

Omid - best selling author. risked it all for Megri. Court jester

Carolyn - also best selling author. Missing since 2021

Cress and Chelsea - long suffering exes

Carole - the queen maker

Mike - drug smuggler. Pilot

[simpforboys]

simp’s house prompts

pick a prompt from the list below and a character and send it in my inbox!!

𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐟𝐟

"come here"

"i missed you"

"you mean everything to me"

"you suck at dancing"

"i love being around you"

"pinky promise?"

"this makes me think of you"

"loving you was something i didn't plan on, but that doesn't mean regret it."

"you literally have me on my knees for you"

"i didn't ever think i was going to end up here with you, but i'm not disappointed."

"you bring me home"

"you called?"

"when did you show up?" "your back door was unlocked and i wanted to see you."

"you've got my devotion"

"you're like a ray of sunshine"

"why pick me?" "because no one is you."

"just shut up and kiss me"

"can you just... lay here with me?"

"it's you and me, baby."

"i can't get you out of my head."

"is this what happiness feels like?"

"i made this for you."

"i hate everyone... except you."

"you're like... a shot of espresso."

"dance with me."

𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐭

26. “Don’t you call them what you used to call me.”

27. “I hate you”

28. “I miss your touch, your heart, your everything. I miss you.”

29. “You shouldn’t feel guilt.” “Then why do I?”

30. “I’m not enough for you, and I never will be.”

31. “I let you treat me like shit.”

32. “You left me with a broken heart.”

33. “I can never trust you again after that.”

34. “I’ve never felt true happiness until I was away from you.”

35. “I’d never treat myself the way you treated me.”

36. “You ruined everything.”

37. “Please don’t leave.”

38. “I don’t love you anymore…”

39. “You made me someone I hated.”

40. “You threw all of this away, for them?”

41. “Do you feel any remorse for what you did?”

42. “Please… please stay.”

43. “I’m sorry… i’m so sorry.”

44. “Just tell me you love me.”

45. “Just let me love you.”

46. “Why are you acting like this?” 

47. “I- I don’t know who you are anymore.”

48. “They don’t love me, they’re not that stupid.”

49. “You’re scaring me.”

50. “I gave you everything, just to get nothing in return.” 

𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭

51. "yeah? you like that?"

52. "tell me you want it."

53. "beg for it."

54. "gotta show everyone you're mine, huh?"

55. "didn't know you like to be treated like a whore."

56. "behave."

57. "i'll bend you over this fucking table right now."

58. "say that again."

59. "swallow it."

60. "not so tough now, hmm?"

61. "just shut up and fuck me."

62. "choke me."

63. "we're not just friends and you fucking know it."

64. "moan for me, c'mon, be a good girl."

65. "there's people-" "i don't care, let me show them you're mine."

66. "fuck me right here" "right here?" "yes, right here."

67. "didn't think you could get any prettier."

68. "this pussy was practically made for me."

69. "shut up and get on your knees."

70. "all this just for me, baby?"

71. "do you know what you do to me?"

72. "i've wanted this for so long."

73. "i hate you so fucking much." "then fuck me like it."

74. "please, mommy."

75. "come on, mama. you can give me another one."

[hestzhyen]

I'm a dumb bitch (male) but I like yapping about yaoi so I'll take a stab at it.

"Yogurt" to some, バン漆 [BanUru] to others. What's so appealing about shipping Uruha with his unnamed bodyguard with the bandanna?

Who's a Yogurt Now?

Introducing Uruha Yoji: apprentice to Samura Seiichi of the Iai White Purity Style, Seitei War veteran, admirer and friend of the hero Rokuhira Kunishge, and Bearer of the enchanted blade Kumeyuri!

This goof of a man graced us with his presence for the first time in chapter 47, where he was picked up by Hakuri and Chihiro to be escorted to safety after the Hishaku raided Kokugoku Hotsprings. We quickly learned that he's both competent and a ridiculous simp -seriously, the man worships Kunishige-, with his true personality residing somewhere in the middle of all his exaggerated expressions. Uruha is a man of extremes with matching mercurial mood swings-he's got crazy eyes for a Rokuhira one minute and soft, nostalgic expressions the next.

He also dearly missed Kunishige after learning of his death. We're talking "absolutely no hope or motivation to live" levels of despair:

So in short, Uruha is a very passionate guy. His love runs deep. But he's got enough life experience at this point to keep himself in check when he needs to. Instead of taking Hiruhiko's bait at the station, he stays put to let Chihiro protect him. Maybe his younger self would have flown off the handle, but Uruha as we know him will value his life enough to push the rage and grief down to get things done. He's got his shit together where it counts even if he's still a mess on the inside.

Uruha's also used to being taken care of. He lets the guards usher him out and away, he lets Chihiro and Hakuri protect him (well, try to in Hakuri's case), and he still defers to Samura like an apprentice. This is a war veteran who can defend himself, mind you. But something about his demeanor makes me think of an adult who never quite grew out of needing to be supported and sheltered by someone else. He acts kind of immature at times for a man who's probably in his mid-30's. This man was made to be cared for and spoiled rotten by his partner.

We know far less about the Bandanna Guard (hereafter referred to as Ban-niki, the JP nickname for him). Ban-niki was technically alive for just two chapters before getting offscreened and put on gruesome display by Hiruhiko. We can tell he admired Uruha and cared a lot about him, though:

Not the plural "you" as in all the Bearers- just "you" for Uruha.

Ban-niki's also plenty strong himself. His confidence in facing down the Hishaku raiders was damn sexy, and even Hiruhiko acknowledged that the Steam Squad forced him to step in and handle things personally when he didn't want to. So this isn't a guy that was meant to be cheap fodder. He's strong and capable and brings everything he has to bear to protect Uruha.

Ban-niki also has a normal manner of speaking in Japanese so it puts him at a sharp contrast to Uruha's mishmash of old-timey samurai-esque phrasings and modern K-pop stan fangasming. Small wonder he's usually the top!

Hot Spring Soup

The first and last hot spring fanservice scene in Kagurabachi history.

I don't ship BanUru myself but I completely understand why some people do.

I'm no expert or anything, but I have read hundreds of BL manga. We're talking over 600 stories that I've tracked as "completed" here. And the scenario between Uruha and Ban-niki is a more compelling premise than a decent chunk of what I've read.

To start: the sense of imbalanced statuses. We have two men of indeterminate ages. One is probably in his mid-30's, the other could be anything from 20 on up. So there's an age gap angle to HC for people who like that sort of thing. Next, there's the gap between their social status. Uruha is a respected war hero and veteran with scars to prove it. He's the master of a legendary weapon that's credited for saving Japan and winning the war too. So he's got a lot more social pull than Ban-niki, a strong sorcerer who was assigned to guard him. But Ban-niki is the one who talks to him like they're exceptionally close.

I talked a bit about this in my Chapter 50 rant but I'll do it again here because it's one of the most important things to understand about Yogurt/BanUru as a ship (at least for those who care about JP pronoun shenanigans). Ban-niki refers to Uruha as あんた (anta), a loaded pronoun that can be offensive in many circumstances. It's very coarse and shouldn't be used unless you're trying to insult someone or you know you're just that tight with each other. We're talking deeper than just friends here. Not necessarily romantic, but more than what could be applied to most types of relationships. (Japanese has more gradient terms for the depths of the bonds and feelings between people than English does, so while I don't have a perfect understanding, anta is definitely implying more than hanging out together for years and knowing some of each other's secrets.)

On the surface, it would be highly inappropriate for Ban-niki to use this when referring to Uruha. A more standard option would be to use Uruha's name instead -even dropping the -san honorific might have been more polite. Kimi would have been a good option for a casual/friendly feel, but the difference in social status between the two would still make it a bit weird. Omae would have been perfect if we were supposed to interpret them as equal manly friends despite the social/age gaps. But the author went with anta for some reason! Why? Who knows! But it implies that they were more than just friends.

Next, we have one that cares deeply for the other. Gives his life to protect the man, and not just out of a sense of duty- that might be how they met, but that wasn't all it was in the end. It may never have been just a job to Ban-niki in the first place with how fervent he was about protecting Uruha when the news of Kunishige's death broke. Meanwhile, Uruha's still obsessed with Kunishige over a decade after he last saw the man. He mourns his death and completely loses the will to live- angst. One person yearning for another who can't get over their dead love is a staple of the romance genre, isn't it? You can add any kind of seasoning on this that you like- Uruha never got to confess to Kunishige, he and Kunishige had a fling before circumstances drove them apart, Uruha confessed but was rejected and never got over it, he realized what his feelings were too late- whatever you want. ANGST. And that's just from Uruha's perspective!

But with angst comes the potential for healing: Ban-niki can be the one to mend Uruha's broken heart. Whether he fully healed it or just helped with the pain is up to the shipper's discretion, but it's fertile ground all the same. These guys were stuck together in a hot spring together for three years. They bathed together every day- they know each other's bodies from that alone. Uruha thought of the whole squad fondly but often used Ban-niki as a sort of face for all of them. The guy who was comfortable using anta with him was the one who told him to flee and live, and the one who wanted to give him a warm welcome at the station. I don't have to stretch a single brain cell to imagine Uruha and Ban-niki sitting under the stars and having heart-to-hearts deep into the night, okay? They bonded with each other deeply during those years together; surely Uruha found comfort in Ban-niki so he's able to be the goofball we meet him as.

Lastly, even if you don't care about the hurt/comfort potential, there's another compelling angle to the ship: Uruha's weirdo personality combined with Ban-niki's manly and earnest one. Uruha's definitely an adult, there's no doubt about that. But his immature expressions leave the door wide open to interpretations on how he'd act as a lover. Would he be a bratty bottom? A passionate uke? A teary pillow princess? Sky's the limit with him! Add Ban-niki's mostly blank character template and you can do whatever you want with them. He gets interpreted as a doting top a lot of the time, which doesn't seem OOC to me- just an extension of his ardent feelings mixed with a bit of a carer dynamic that comes with his status as a bodyguard. But there's plenty of room to make him into the shipper's ideal type of character for the pairing.

As for UruBan/top Uruha, I got valuable feedback from some top Uruha believers! (Sorry about that!) Not all simps need to be immediately shoved into the bottom role, after all. There's a strong case to be made for Uruha as a needy, selfish top that relies a little too much on Ban-niki to feel good. There's also appreciating that he has cool and commanding facets to his personality that can come out in the bedroom- war hero x admirer, anyone? Or just, you know, the (presumed) older, more experienced man taking the lead despite how goofy he normally appears. The gap between Goofy Uruha and Sensual Uruha is pretty appealing, now that I think about it... yes....

At any rate, this is an extremely flexible ship that works as fixed or vers- there's just enough information provided about the characters to provide a solid framework. Choosing which aspects to highlight to create the perfect dynamic is up to the shipper.

Doomed Yaoi

There's definitely a market for tragic love. BanUru is basically catnip for the folks who enjoy the premise of doomed lovers- two men meet each other, find comfort and love despite the tragedy of loss, only for disaster to strike again. Seriously, poor Uruha. He lost the man he admired most then saw his friends' corpses lined up to mock him a few scant years later. Twist the knife a little to make one of those friends the love he never thought he'd be able to find (again) and BAM. Instant crushed heart, just add bloody hot springs water and serve in a paper cup.

Uruha flashes back to Ban-niki twice when entrusting his revenge to Chihiro in chapter 49. Not the team or other members, not even Kunishige twice to emphasize how important he was. Just two shots of Ban-niki with Kunishige in-between. It's reasonable to interpret it as Ban-niki being special to him, I think! He does care for the whole squad- he flashes back to them on the bench as well, and talked positively about them as a group. But Ban-niki is the one he thinks of most. Instead of having members of the group take turns interacting with Uruha, it was all Ban-niki. His words are the ones Uruha recalls when he's in a pinch. That's enough to imply romantic implications if you want to ship it IMO.

Uruha's deep affection for Ban-niki is beautifully tragic when viewed as a doomed romance. He loved, lost, loved, and lost again- it doesn't have to be romantic both times to move someone to tears for him. I don't care for this type of story personally, but I can see why others would. I mean, I'm not one to cast shade at people who like to be hurt real good in the way they prefer- Texhnolyze is my favorite anime. So for people who like sad romance, BanUru might be the right choice as a pick-up. It's certainly not going to get any less depressing at this point. But there's always an opportunity for more pain as the series goes on!

I think it's safe to say that this ship was given a bunch of rocket propellant condensed into what, two chapters? Kind of insane! But it seems to be on-brand for Hokazono-sensei given what he's done with HakuHiro so far. My man knows how to write a "bromance". Anyway, if I've missed anything, please yell at me so I can add it in. I tried to do justice for the Yogurt believers out there but there's a good chance I dropped some details. HakuHiro took me over quite thoroughly and the rot has spared only a few brain cells that I can use for everything else.

I need someone who isn't a dumb bitch who cannot string together a cohesive thought to make a long post about why BanUru is such a great ship so that I can point at it and say, "yes, this!"

[bread-ghost]

Seeing somebody go super stupid because they find someone hot just. Boils my bones. I get so astronomically pissed that I have to drop the story or I will have an aneurism and die. Like.

I was reading a romance a bit ago and the protag was being a Simp despite barely even knowing this guy and I felt so much rage that it kept me awake for days after because of how fucking mad I was about it. I would be trying to sleep and I would remember her stupid little thoughts and that stupid little story and I would know, for the briefest of moments, what hatred felt like.

[dianaburnwood]

I’m sorry the fact that IO publicly wished Diana a happy birthday on twitter and did nothing for 47’s birthday will never not be funny

They are the true simps for this queen 😂😂

[2toplibrary]

Have you read fics with bkdktd pairing where shouto's the main focus and the other two are simping for him? For me as a shouto simps its sooooooo tiring when he doesn't get enough attention in this pairing 😫😩

I think there's no satisfying us shouto fans🤣💔

The TDBKDK that really fits the "simping Shouto" bill to me is this one:

the universe must have my back, you fell from the sky into my lap by lelex

(M, 27K, 2/2) 🔞

Izuku, Katsuki, and Shouto fuck up a meet-cute, twice. But everyone wins in the end.

💥🥦🍰 💥🥦🍰

I think these may also fit the bill for you - either it's Shouto-focused or the seduction is focused on Shouto:

Guildy Pleasures by Mysecretfanmoments

(T, 6460, 1/1)

As the only son of a powerful politician, Todoroki Shouto's life is just one big boring cutscene—except when he logs on to Land of Heroes, where he plays as ShoutO, slaying foes and keeping his fellow guildmates alive. It's enough fun that it almost distracts him from the fact that he's falling for two of those guildmates. Almost. But he's got to stay in stealth mode, because Bakugou and Midoriya are mega-popular streamer duo ZeroDeku… and they're already dating each other.

Shouto has managed to keep his real identity a secret from them all this time, but when he's caught on live television watching one of their streams he ends up not only pulling aggro from the whole country, but catching the attention of ZeroDeku themselves. To his shock, they actually want to meet Shouto, the politician's son—and this time there's no avatar to hide behind.

💥🥦🍰 💥🥦🍰

Of Respite and Odyssey, Balm and Halcyon, Rapture and Godot, Lear and Pierrot by JayJEx

(T, 54k, 1/1)

Aizawa and All Might’s Forever Squad of Problem Children

(8:47 AM) Midorito: @everyone this is an official callout post for @Discount IcyHot Patch, who is returning to musutafu tomorrow and DIDN’T EVEN TELL ANY OF US!!!!! ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ

Shouto groans in despair. Predictably, the group chat immediately explodes.

-or-

Todoroki returns to Musutafu after six years away and his tragic inability to keep up with all of the people in his life catches up to him in the worst, most irritating ways possible.

(Though he might at least get a boyfriend or two out of the matter. That’s a plus.)

💥🥦🍰 💥🥦🍰

Cinderoki, the Sweaty Prince, and the Furious Fairy by Esselle

(T, 19k, 1/1)

Todoroki Shouto is cursed. Since he was five years old, he's been locked away from the rest of the world to keep his out of control magic a secret. He thought he could be content with his storybooks—until an invitation comes from the royal palace, inviting his family to attend a ball for Crown Prince Izuku.

Shouto wants to go; he wants to be normal; he wants to leave his cage. Most of all, he wants to know what it's like to live in a fairy tale, even if it's only for one night. Fortunately, he's about to meet one pissed off fairy named Katsuki, who's been watching Shouto his whole life and waiting to make his wish come true.

💥🥦🍰 💥🥦🍰

sleeping arrangements by todobaku brainrot hours (snowandfire)

(T, 1700, 1/1)

It’s so typical that Katsuki finds himself lying on his side, in between an idiot and a moron. This is just his life now, he supposes. And there’s no way to fix it except with the most direct approach. No fucking way. 'Cause he can't catch a break.

or: Katsuki is sure as fuck not interested in a 3-way cuddle or staying the night with these two idiots, but he’s got to prove that he’s the number one cuddler—and he will.

💥🥦🍰 💥🥦🍰

Todoroki Shouto and the Three MusCATeers by ethydium

(G, 2732, 1/1)

Shouto's having the absolute worst patrol. It's raining, he has a headache, and none of his hero partners is there to cheer him up. And then he finds three kittens.

💥🥦🍰 💥🥦🍰

Curse of Baytown by surveycorpsjean

(E, 70k, 8/8) 🔞

With the last of his hope, Shouto stumbles into a strange town. Be it destiny, or be it fate; his life will change forever.

💥🥦🍰 💥🥦🍰

admit defeat by dabidevito (uselessphillie)

(E, 6483, 1/1)🔞

Deku, for the record, happens to know exactly what Katsuki thinks about that half and half bastard. He can count on one hand the number of things him and Deku have agreed so soundly on over the years, and, god help him, one of them happens to be Todoroki fucking Shouto.

More precisely, fucking Todoroki Shouto.

or, the seduction of a candy cane, executed by two hopeless idiots with little to no seduction skills to speak of.

👉Collections  👉 Main Hall

[sheepwasfound]

dnf moments caught from within the chaos (every single one)

 march 10th george alt stream

 ***

first video:

00:11:40-00:12:30 "is that george from dreamhunt?"

00:20:37-00:21:10 g:"me and dream argue about the stupidest things"

(many good sap/gogy sibling moments! and then...)

00:26:49 dream joins in secret and george tries to figure it out

00:27:26 dream gives himself away with a chuckle

00:27:55-00:29:00 "i was watching George's stream, i didn't even know you were streaming"

00:34:08-00:34:45 lil uk travel ban talk

00:36:46 g:"'late nights in the middle of june' this is true x2"

00:37:52-00:38:10 1.5 inches elephant still on george's desk

00:40:56-00:41:12 dream chuckling going "george is so salty"

00:49:04 dream hasn't paid george the $1,000 from geoguessr

00:49:50 dream tries to get george to play geoguessr

00:50:18-00:50:45 george tells dream about dreamhunt guy

00:53:37 d:"im on literally negative sleep"

00:55:57 g:"'tell dream you love him' no."

00:56:27-00:57:00 g:"'george you're the hottest piece of ass in dreamhunt' is that true dream?", d:"maybe it is" + "you're such an idiot"

00:57:14-00:57:54 dream tries to think of who in one direction each one of them are, can't choose for george

00:59:12 d:"he's like the most annoying person on the planet" (prob cus he can't focus on chess cus of gogy)

01:17:36 sapnap doesn't reply to george, dream replies immediately

01:19:26-01:19:40 + 01:21:56-01:22:50 talking about george exposing dream for the s*x tiktok

01:24:13 g:"ok i'm gonna go get water. dream, entertain my stream."

01:29:55-01:32:00 george and sapnap argue over servers, simp dream settles it w/ a "coin flip" (rigged)

01:33:40-01:34:50 sapnap waited for dream to wake up for burger day, s:"george wishes he coulda been a part of that"

01:36:12 d:"i was actually writing lyrics this morning"

01:40:37-01:42:12 stonks talk g:"what do i invest in?" d:"me"

(dreamnap moments interval here...)

01:50:14 s:"should i tweet out a picture of your girlfriend george?", d:"it's gonna be like a picture of my yt icon"

01:52:11-01:52:43 d:"'dnf arc'? yeah maybe", g:"is it a joke to you?"

01:52:57-01:53:11 sapnap and dream don't send george good morning texts & it upsets him

01:53:13-01:53:45 george didn't laugh at dream's joke, so dream calls him out for not paying attention

01:53:51 g:"'pretty privilege is real and you have it!' is this true dream?" d:"yeah. yeah"

01:54:13-01:54:55 sapnap accusing george of having a girlfriend, g:“dream, should we just tell them?”

01:59:30-01:59:50 g:“’can you say bleepbleep dream?’ no i can’t say that”, d:”just say it. george.”

02:02:00 g:“’is it true quackity and dream constantly fight for your love?’ it’s true”

02:02:10-02:03:00 d:”we were in our, like, linked arc. except for opposites …attract”

02:03:30 dream starts going through his texts with george

02:04:30 d:”my favorite number is…one second, i’m pulling up my george contact”

02:05:35-02:06:20 dream reads out their texts about waking up at the same time & having s*x

02:06:33-02:08:00 george’s “ayo muffin man” text to dream where he asked if he could make a joke about dream’s cheating drama, d:”you were being a good friend”

02:07:02 g:”we don’t text that much” d:”we text, like, everyday, but…”

02:08:36 first video ends

***

second video:

00:10:35 george shoots dnf on a wall, d:”you’re so dumb”, s:”what?”, d:”george”

00:14:30 g:”dream come baaaaackk”

00:16:22 dream in the bg laughing alone “this text is so funny! this text is amazing” (note: he started going through their texts, like, 20 mins ago)

00:17:25-00:17:58 george’s first text to dream: “hi loser”, sapnap asking about his first text, d:”that’s different”

00:20:38-00:21:00 s:”maybe if you were watching my stream instead of watching george’s all the time” + s:“maybe if you weren’t in your, like, dnf arc all the time”

00:22:40-00:23:15 g:“’george and dream’s brotherly relationship is so iconic’ brotherly?”, d:”someone in chat said ‘the alabama arc’”

00:26:05-00:26:30 pickle dick g:”dick-…dip his hands in the pickle jar”

00:27:05 d:”you’re an idiot george, you’re such a, you’re such a dick”

00:30:29-00:41:45 discussion about covid travel rules and george going to florida, george heatedly going through every possible trick to get there but dream being responsible about it

00:34:00 g:”dream, get me a private jet”

00:34:56 g:”i’ll just stay”, d:”for how long?”, g:”forever.”

00:36:13 gnf charity for private jet and then george will grapple down from a helicopter, d:”you’re such an idiot x2”

00:36:51 g:”i’m not actually joking” + g:”no it’s not impossible!” *checks cost of a private jet*

00:38:20 d:”you need to double it cus you have to go back” g:”i’m not going back. i’m not going back”

00:38:38 about deportation g:”dream, you can just protect me dream, just don’t let them take me away”

00:39:29 about deportation g:”then what if i never go back, what if i just never go back?”

00:40:01 g:”wait i have an idea dream. what if you just married me?” s:”you’re not allowed to marry someone to get them in the country”, g:”well that’s not the only reason”

00:41:13 g:”’sounds like dream doesn’t wanna meet you’ yeah he doesn’t”

00:43:43 g:”to be fair you are in your silly goose arc”, d:”i’m not in any goose arc” *mutual giggling*

00:44:45-00:45:25 discussion about obama escorting george on his private jet

00:47:38 dono:“you visiting dream is not a no, it’s a not yet”

00:50:21 g:”’just admit it, you’re madly in love with dream and you’re using this as an excuse to marry him’ no. this is false”, g:”i’m in my hating dream arc right now” d:”well, i mean … it’s about to be in a different arc though”

00:50:40 finishing each other’s sentences

00:50:50 s:”i wish karl was here.”, s:”at least i would have someone to be like, in love with, jesus”

00:51:29 d:”sapnap third wheel arc” s:”you guys may flirt and stuff, but me and you have physical s*x” d:”oh my goddd, what the hell?! that’s too far!”

00:54:43 sapnap teasing george about being able to cuddle dream, g:”i don’t care, i don’t care”

00:56:27 george teasing sapnap about having a gf again, s:”you have a dream”

00:56:43 g:”should i play geoguessr?” d:”oh, yes!”

00:57:07 d:”i’m exhausted and i’m laying in bed” (but he’s still staying)

(00:58:30 geoguessr starts, they’re tired and argue a lot)

01:00:48 arguing about colors g:”well you’re wrong” d:”maybe- actually maybe i think that’s- actually you’re right”

01:03:27 george was going to do geoguessr with wilbur today, but is too tired now

01:07:55 d:”if you had asked, i would’ve told you” g:”i didn’t wanna ask, i did it myself” *sassy*

01:13:55 george missed dream’s joke and he called him out for it again

01:17:00 g:”i’m not buying a maid dress” d:*silence*

01:20:10 g:“’dream we need your support to get george in a maid dress’ what do you think dream?”, d:*silence*

01:21:53 g:”you know what dream? i trust you”, d:”no, don’t trust me!”

01:22:50 dono:”when you asked dream if you should wear a maid dress, the silence was so loud” d:*silence*

01:23:23 after george makes a dumb voice d:”why are you reading like that?”, d:”i’m about to leave” (spoiler: he doesn’t leave, just stops looking for 30 secs)

01:24:10 g:”what do you mean you’re not even looking?”, g:”why, do you hate me?”, d:”you were being in your annoying arc”

01:34:28 dono:”do you have a song that makes you think of dream?”, d:”probably heat waves”, + george saying he doesn’t think of dream when listening to songs and dream not buying it

01:36:40 dream replying for him that george’s most listened to travis scott song is goosebumps (aka “their song”)

01:39:50 george confirms goosebumps is his most listened to travis scott song

01:42:26 d:”this is the last game im playing with you”, d:”cus i don’t wanna play with you anymore” (spoiler: it’s not the last one)

01:45:52 g:”alright one more”, d:”no i said i’d-…ok fine whatever one more” (spoiler: it’s not just one more)

01:48:46 dream mishears that george is gonna kiss him

01:54:24 g:”alright here’s the last game guys”, d:”you keep saying that, you keep…leading me on”

01:57:02 d:”that was the last one”, g:”no we said we were ending on a win” (no they didn’t) g:”you can’t leeeeeave, you can’t leave! it’s not allowed”

01:58:17 dono:”what is a place you’ve always wanted to go?”, g:”idk”, d:”america”

01:59:27 g:”i just, i was like…aaaaaghhhhlldududu you know?”, d:”yeah, i do know”

02:05:00 d:”alright, i’m gonna head out”, g:”wait, wait just wait”, g:”why are you in your like salty era?”, d:”why are you in your clingy era?”, d:”i think it would make sense if i left when i want to”, g:”alright, well, leave then, see what happens, you’re gonna regret it, that’s all i know”

02:05:30 dream leaves the call but then immediately starts watching george’s stream until he ends (who’s the one in their clingy era?)

02:06:10 george talks about going to bed (dream’s already in bed so they’re synced once again) 

[cowboylikeghost]

Here are 73 fact about me that nobody ask for but i need validation

1- I love Reading, drawing and plants even if i always kill them

2- I'm a whore for Jane Austen

3- I love when people prove that a conspiracy theory is false

4- I have a weird passion for geology and paleontology

4- I probably have undiagnosed ADHD because of my mother

5- I'm bad at frienship, every of them have to be special

6- My love language is talking about my passion and learning everything about the person, people think it's weird, i have nobody

7- I'm hopeless romantic even if i act like i'm not

8- I hate being touch and i hate hug, they feel weird to me

9- I hate when someone is next to me and their arm or knee touch me, it's make me feel anxious

10- I'm an introvert with diagnosed social anxiety, i'm also an infp and a sagittarius

11- I'm bi and disgusted about the idea of having s*x with someone, i think i'm ace, nobody will ever love me like i do

12- Autumn is the best season and i basically live for rainy day, if it could rain forever i will be the happiest

13- I love academic validation but i suck at school, my only way to work is to pretend i'm Chilton Rory Gilmore

14- I read non stop for 6 month and after i go on a reading slump for the rest of the year

15- I don't have a stable personality

16- I write sad poetry

17- I'm sad and this is my main personality trait

18- My family said that i'm basically sadness from this Disney movie

19- I want to move in a cottage in England with a lot of mountains so i can found cool rocks

20- I have a no self control and a big problem with my emotions

21- I get angry very easily

22- I only have 3 friends and one of them is my sister

23- I have commitment issues

24- I broke up two times in two years with two different girls that lives at more than 8h from me

25- I hate what the french language became even if i can't write a sentence without any fault

26- English is my fav subject at school

27- I hate eyes contact, it's make me uncomfy and i feel like people judge me

28- I feel like i'm better than everyone

29- I feel like everyone hate me

30- I feel sorry for every teacher

31- I love being in my bed, scrolling on my phone or reading but i hate sleeping because i feel like i'm wasting my time

32- Sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night because i feel like i forgot something for school, even if i'm in vacation

33- I hate people at school because i get bullied

34- People don't like me but i would kill to have someone like me in my life so i don't understand

35- I don't understand every jokes, i just know it's suppose to be funny so i laught, i just understand that

36- Taylor Swift is my only religion

37- I Iove more Harry styles songs than Harry styles himself, i found him arrogant and he always date problematic women, Stan Niall

38- I would do anything for Ben Barnes and Tom Hiddleston or any british men in their 40 who have a degree in literature

39- I relate to Spencer Reid in a way that nobody could ever understand

40- I love true crime, my favorite stories are about cult

41- My love for my cat is not healthy, if he died, i have to follow him

42- I alway stop watching Gilmore girls when Rory finish Chilton because i hear that she became annoying but she's one of my confort character so i don't want to see it

43- I prefer the marauders over the golden trio

44- I'm a Remus Lupin kinnie and a James Potter Simp

45- I hate Dumbledore with my whole heart i could talk about it for hours

46- I started all the young dudes, i like it but i cry at every chapter so i stoped

47- I hate my brother but if he died i would be destroyed

48- When i was little i have an obsession with panda and now i have panda everywhere in my room

49- I don't know if i want to live alone forever because i like the idea or because of any other reason

50- I alway need adults validation

51- When i was a kid i was sleeping with my socks on because i liked it but i learned that some people think it's weird so i stoped

52- I eat my cereal with no milk and i don't understand the debate, for me it always taste the same: disgusting

53- I hate touching food that isn't mine ( like when someone ask if you want to taste their meal, or if you have to clean something that someone else eat in, it's just make me want to threw up)

54- I have to sleep with no sound, if you breath a little to loud i will not be able to sleep, i'll be angry and probably hit you, one time my sister breathed too loud and i cryed

55- When i was a kid i hated turtle neck, it maked me feel like i was chocking but i learned how to support it even if it's still uncomfy

56- I hate when a shirt, a dress or a blouse show too mutch of my skin, i don't like it

57- I always wear a tank top with my t-shirt and if i don't i feel naked

58- My first panick attack was because i had a fight with my brother and my dad was yelling at me and didn't see it (i'm not mad at him)

59- When i was little i acted like i couldn't read because i was scared my mom will not read story to me anymore

60- I had my first phone at 13 but i wish i didn't

61- When i was 11 i started reading sm*t on my DS and it became an addiction, i wish everyday i forget what i read

62- I realise i was bi because of Millie Bobby Brown in Stranger things

63- I didn't realise my feminisme wasn't good until a 12yrs old insulted me in a comment section, i said thanks to her after

64- I love kids, i think they're cute and i'm jealous of their innocence so i act like i hate them

65- I want to raise a kid alone in the forest

66- I'm sure that my grandma in my dad side is a lesbian and that my mom is bisexual but have internalised homophobia

67- I hate when boomer joke about hating their husband/wife, just divorce

68- I still have my babies plush even if they're disgusting and look possessed

69- I sleep with my fairy lights on because three month ago i had a sleep paralysis

70- My parents are responsible of 80% of my insecurities and don't even know it

71- I love when it's get dark earlier in autumn/winter

72- I'm an Amy March simp

73- I just made a liste of 73 fact about me

[personasintro]

The anon who asked the question regarding doggy style, I think some men enjoy that view more. Like some partners (including mine) say that the feminine curves while we're bending over like that turns them on. TMI but my partner said he could literally bust a nut just looking at me in that position, lol

Like Mimi said, I don't think jk would do that (not want to see her while sex) to y/n considering he is a simp for her. I genuinely think he adores her body and leaves no opportunity to let her know that. I remember him telling her that she is beautiful, that she is gorgeous, that she is a goddess (chp 47). In my opinion, Y/n loves doggy style as much as he does. Leave my man alone he just wants to pound our girl y/n into the next year. (Manifesting a new year's eve steamy sex scene in the coming chapters of MH. Imagine them going at it and the clock strikes 12 and they wish each other with a passionate kiss🥺)

Yes, that's true too! People can prefer it and it doesn't necessarily have to mean anything negative. It gets stereotyped, doesn't it?

Leave my man alone he just wants to pound our girl y/n into the next year. Hahahah this part got me! You're right girl!

[cottoncandyjester]

Dante’s awakened something in me, they all look so dangerous but so fucking cool. I can’t help but imagine them making business with Riot’s gang. (also introducing riot gang members)

Riot’s boss, Bruno, gets a call for a job and is promised that they are going to get paid a huge ton when they are done with it. The jobs consists of sabotaging one of Dante’s missions, but midway through Bruno realizes that they aren’t going to pay them shit, so they decide to unite forces to kill two birds with one stone; getting rid of one of Dante’s gang enemies and getting revenge for trying to fool Riot’s gang.

Bruno would definitely go for Ernesto. Good looking man that aged better than wine? he’s down baaaaad. Would offer to make more coop missions and even become business partners.

They wouldn’t even talk to Luis cuz he’s all there being so emo and probably threatening to kidnap them and sell them. But once they learn he’s a sad virgin in all romance aspects they definitely tease him and kinda make fun of him, but one look from Bruno and they’re all seated quietly, dangling feet and repressed laughs. The group teaser, Nova, would 100% tease Luis only to see him flustered and red, dragging him to bars and whatnot.

Fritz would love to meet Brooke, they would definitely be drinking buddies and Brooke is open schedule to go to bars and strip clubs with Fritz whenever. Brooke has full sex drive and wouldn’t mind being friends/something with benefits. She gets to have sex and relieve some stress so she’s cool. Fritz could call her at 3:47 AM o’clock and she’ll be there with a bag of alcohol and a pack of condoms, maybe both.

Sully would get hella praise from the gang’s hopeless romantic, Ezra, they see him once killing a guy smoothly and sweaty and they’re immediately on their knees. They make sure to not mess his face up, one enemy ruined his hair and next thing you know they where on true crime. Would absolutely love to have beauty hangouts and spa days, he’s also down bad.

Sully would entertain the fuck out of the entire gang with his origami skills, if they’re being annoying just sit them down and make them learn and they’ll be on it for at least three hours.

Antonio doesn’t know how lucky he got because the entire group always has food (Riot’s fault hehe) and will surely share with him all of it, it never ends. With his long hair he probably won’t be able to get rid of Riot, man want to do every hairstyle possible, of course he brines him with food but they both end up eating and it ends up with a passed out Riot taking a nap and Antonio with half his hairstyle done, and its a cycle of repeat. (could be taken as platonic or an alternative universe where Rin n Riot aren’t dating).

Okay I love this-

Ernesto would happily love to talk business with Bruno over dinner, and if dinner was to lead to something more intimate Ernesto wouldn’t complain 👀

Luis would hate that so much like his face would turn so red and he’ll be a mess just trying to remain cool and calm but he’s shaking and stuttering especially if he is taken anywhere with people in revealing clothing like he is looking down the entire time just mumbling and trying not to pass out

Fritz would absolutely love a fuck buddy! He would absolutely drag Brooke to have a drink and maybe have sex in his car or at his place. He would definitely call her at the weirdest of times being like “yo pack some condoms you’re staying at my place tonight” it’s especially bad when he’s stressed cause he’s so feral and wants it so bad, they would definitely have fun together

Sully would die for Ezra if he asked him to. Sully is such a simp that he’s giving Ezra origami flowers and other gifts not only accepting the praise but also giving it back. He would also have expensive spa days with him especially after a stressful mission like he is stressed so he goes straight to Ezra and wraps his arms around him being all whiny like “if I don’t get a face mask and a bubble bath I’m gonna have wrinkles then I won’t be cute anymore🥺”

Antonio would absolutely love riot for all the food, plus he loves when people touch his hair like yes please. He would just look so happy while munching on food, practically purring while his hair gets touched. When riot goes to sleep he’ll just join him in a nap, sleeping off the food off. Antonio gets downright bloodlust when he’s hungry but thanks to riot that hopefully won’t happen

[zewninz]

Dialogue Prompts #6

italic/bold-colored texts = other person

1. I swear I have no idea what this is about. Oh, come on. You know what you did. I’ve done a lot of things. I need to know which one you found out about.

2. I don’t have second thoughts. That’s the luxury of having great first thoughts.

3. This date is boring. This isn’t a date. I said I was going to the store. Then, why did you invite me? I didn’t. I specifically said, “don’t come with me.”, and you said, “fuck you, *name*. I do what I want.” and got in the car.

4. I’m not advocating for murder, but if it happens, it happens.

5. Crushes are the worst. Yeah, whenever I’m around the person I have a crush on, I act all stupid. You always act stupid. Yeah . . . don’t think about that too hard.

6. My future wife is probably pretending to laugh at her boyfriend’s jokes right now. Be patient, my queen. A true clown is on their way.

7. Do you ever think? Nope! And you can’t make me.

8. You can say ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ to a toddler over and over, and they never repeat it. But if you say ‘dumbass bitch’ one time—

9. I will do whatever it takes to destroy your happiness. My happiness? I’m happy?

10. I usually sit by the window. You mat have ti sit on my lap.

11. What did I tell you about stealing? You taught me how. Exactly. I’m so proud.

12. Looks like you have a friend. *points at a dead body/skeleton on the ground*. Shame you didn’t meet a similar fate.

13. What’s wrong? *name*’s not talking to me. Enjoy it while it lasts.

14. I’m not wearing my glasses, so I’m sorry if I can’t hear you perfectly.

15. I would kill for you! Thank you, *name*, but that isn’t necessary. Oh, that’s good. Because I would do it, but it would weigh on me.

16. Your ponytail looks like a fucking shrimp tail.

17. What are those dead bodies doing there? Honestly? Not much.

18. Oh, c’mon, you can’t just simp over someone you see on your phone’s screen.

19. I suppose I do have the slight tendency to be a bit critical. ‘Slight’? ‘Tendency’? ‘A bit’?

20. Everyone’s talking about e-boy and e-girl that, but nobody’s talking about the e-conomy. Capitalism is a fundamentally flawed system—

21. What’s the hardest thing to say? I was wrong. I need help. Worcestershire sauce.

22. You know what? I take responsibility for this . . . no, wait, I don’t. Responsibility terrifies me.

23. Stop it! Do you want me to stop talking to you? . . . What? Hang on, I’m considering.

24. I hate it when people say something subtly implying that it’s their birthday, just so people will say ‘happy birthday.’ Won’t catch me doing that today.

25. Everyone, shut up! I’m trying to think. Take your time. I know doing anything for the first time can be hard.

26. When it comes to shooting patterns, I like to go PB&J. Penis, brain, and jaw.

27. Do you serve happy meals here? Yes, we do! Great, could I get one without the meal? . . . Please.

28. I don’t like being ostrich-sized! You know like a freaky outsider. The way an ostrich feels around regular birds.

29. It’s moments like this I’ll never forget. With a good therapist, hopefully I will.

30. Introducing my new alignment: chaotic lawful. I have a strict moral code, but nobody can figure out what the fuck it is.

31. Ouch, my armkle! Your what— Their wrist.

32. I drank 16 redbulls before my math test, but all I ended up remembering was my Club Penguin password I forgot 7 years ago.

33. Sometimes I feel like my only talent is breathing. You have asthma, dumbass.

34. *name*, can I take you to my therapist? Cause they think I’m making you up.

35. I hope you’re not going to do anything stupid. I hope you’re not hoping too hard.

36. ‘Are you crying?’ is such a dumb question, like the fuck you think I’m imitating a fountain?

37. Why commit murder when you can eat pasta and calm down? You know what? You’re right. I’d kill for some lasagna. I think you’re missing the point.

38. When somebody responds with ‘I beg your pardon?’, assert your dominance by responding with, “then beg.”

39. Your existence is confusing. How so? Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.

40. I don’t need a Valentine. I just need 10 million dollars and a fast metabolism.

41. I hate to disagree with you— Please. You love to disagree with me. It’s your favorite thing in the whole world.

42. I’m not surprised all the boys were after her in high school. I mean, cheap prices attract customers.

43. Fuck, I cannot stand this puta sitting next to me. . . . did *name* just call me puta?

44. They don’t have a life plan. They don’t even have a day plan. I once found a note they wrote to theirself that said ‘put on pants’ followed by a question mark.

45. What time do we have to be there tonight? 8:30. Tell *name* 6.

46. I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question.

47. I’m having boy problems. Like “his dead body won’t fit in my trunk” or “I like him” problems?

48. Like, how do you live your life and have never made grilled cheese? The audacity.

49. I think *name*’s in trouble. Alright, I’m struggling to give a fuck if I’m being honest.

50. You think I can’t live without you? What do you think you are? My phone charger?

[I actually don’t own any of these. Credits to wherever it was from. I simply made a list . . . no, actually three of these are the things that I said LMAO. And damn, I haven’t posted in a while.]

[pantheon-god-of-war]

I made a post on Twitter and learned that Pantheon x Aphelios is a genuine ship like Aphelios x Sett is? Honestly I only ever cared about 200 years when I kicked his face in while ulting bot. I think his story while tragic is very isolating. So I went back to read through the lore of his again to make sure I remembered everything correctly from the first time I read it back when he was released. 

Now bare in mind I do not ship bash, if you like the ship more power to you, I won’t discourage anyone from shipping what they like. It’s all fiction. That said I will analyze the two of them and see if I can find some common ground from the lore material we have. 

Aphelios and Alune were both children of the Lunari and were heralded to be these great children of destiny for the lunar faith. From a young age they had all this weight thrust upon them to defend the Lunari as fighter and seer. This supposed great destiny, while it turned out to be true is quite brainwashing for young children and incredibly manipulative. It is stated that Aphelios had a very strong and deep connection with his sister which in turn hurt him when she was not there since he likely felt isolated and had severe problems fitting in with others. Its a common phenomenon that certain individuals who have a singular best friend or sibling suffer immensely when that person leaves and they are left to deal with others, much like some of us have most fiends online these days and desperately wait for said friends to get on so they will have company. It even says that without Alune his faith wavered, clearly tying him immensely to her so much that there is a dependency on her closeness that correlates to his effectiveness in combat or even as a functioning human being as it is said that he lost his very purpose. It seems like while Alune firmly believes in the Moon Aphelios believes in her and whatever she stands for, so will he. I don’t want to say Moon Simp here because they are brother and sister but in essence he very much does what she commands, even in game. Its a very unhealthy sort of hyper dependency as without her he just falls apart. 

In this desperation he comes across noctum on a spiritual journey and consumes it only to later understand that he is to live as a conduit for Alunes magic. I like this excerpt out of his story because it highlights the duality and the tragedy of their relationship. 

Only now did they understand their destiny. Aphelios would hollow himself out with pain, but would become a conduit for the moon’s power. Alune would live alone, isolated in her fortress, but she would guide her brother, able to see through his eyes.

While it is tragic it really takes away from his own character. He has no real will of his own at this point, Alune is faithful to the moon and guides him in any way she sees fit as she is the seer, he is merely the earthly vessel for her actions that are in the best interests of the Lunari. 

With Aphelios previously already being quite anti social as he only focuses on Alune this connection should amp it up tenfold. Imagine having the only person you really care about in your head constantly talking to you and telling you what to do so long you are under the painful influence of a harmful substance. It makes him the epitome of a living tool, because he does not speak or feel and because he is hyper fixated on his sister. When you hollow your body out with a poison that numbs you to all sorts of feelings there is really little sense for physical companionship as you have numbed yourself to the point of not being able to speak, with constant pain coursing through you. That is without Aphelios innate antisocial behavior

All and all this paints Aphelios as a silent killer who works alone, gets his missions either from Alune exclusively, or convenes with Lunari elders on what targets need to be eliminated. He very much reminds me of Agent 47, take the job, maximum efficiency, get it done, get the next job. His destiny or purpose is to serve the Lunari and keep them safe and anything that keeps him from achieving his singular purpose is either an obstacle or not worth his time. 

Pantheon is a whole new problem in that he hates everyone on the mountain, to varying degrees but still. His one big defining trait is that he stands up to the gods, aspects and darkin. He renounces the power of the aspects and the gods dominion over Targon and will fight nearly anything to follow his belief. He threatens Aurelion Sol, fights Xerath and generally just howls at every aspect ascended, demi god, or darkin there is. When mom told Atreus to pick his battles he simply said “I’ll pick em all” and off he went kicking everyone ass. 

Pantheons place in Targon is very uncertain. I said this before when he got reworked that this stance against the gods will put him at odds with everyone on Targon. The Solari and Lunari believe in their respective gods, the Rakkor or Targonians all believe in either of those gods or worship other constellations since in Targon this ascended magic is something to aspire too. People look up to the stars, ask them for guidance, read their fate in the stars, trust them and even pilgrim from every corner of the earth to worship and marvel at the gods. Pantheon would be at odds with every single person and while he won’t slaughter everyone I think the canonical thing for Pantheon to do is just leave mount Targon and fight other gods OR actually challenge and kill Leona, Diana Taric and so on. Which would be a very dark but also very possible path. Kill the aspects to show the masses that their gods do not save them and demand exponentially more than they ever return. For that Pantheon would have to end the Lunari and Solari faith and completely reshape the way people on Targon think about the stars, and as much as I love Pantheon I do not see that as something possible, nor do I see him as the kind of man who would force anyone to agree with him. He carries his rage and resentment but he will not force it upon another, rather confront the person responsible and settle it with them (the gods). 

Now Pantheon did fight with the Ra’Horak in his fight against Xerath. Where it was actually the Ra’Horak fighting Xerath before Pantheon arrived. I am guessing that was because the first sun disc was constructed in Nerimazeth and the Solari desired it for some reason, but I am getting off track here. Pantheon helped the Solari warriors, which leads me to believe that perhaps he can exist on Targon in a way. But with the circumstances I think it was more him fighting against Xerath. Since that thing was clearly a godlike entity that he was all but ready to kill. The Solari just happen to be there and he decided to aid the mortals fighting against a god, that does not mean he agrees with their beliefs. 

Had Aphelios fought Xerath, would Pantheon have helped? Sure, probably. I think Pantheon would also help Leona and Diana against Aatrox if they needed his help again. It’s all a matter of hierarchy. Who is the greatest threat and who is a lesser one. So I could see them working together against a greater common foe for sure but more I think not. 

His quote to Aphelios is at first glance more positive, but considering all the underlying character traits I think it is a little darker than what it at first implies. Pantheon knows that it is human destiny to fight for survival and only those strong and brave enough do not shy away from the pain and anguish that decision costs. Pantheon understands Aphelios motivation, why he fights, that does not mean he supports it. 

To Pantheon, Aphelios is a man so zealous and devoted to the moon that he would willingly forsake his humanity, poison himself and suffer for eternity so that he could enact the will of the moon, a god. This is going to really set of Pantheon’s past when the god of war possessed his body, forced him into the back of his own mind only to do what he wanted with Atreus flesh. That is the exact breaking point on why Pantheon and Aphelios will hardly ever see eye to eye. One of them a devoted zealot, willing to surrender it all in service to the moon, the other a warrior who despises the gods and their machinations above all else having once been at the mercy of one of them. With Aphelios added antisocial character I really doubt they would ever exchange much words. Perhaps Pantheon extends an olive branch and tries to get Aphelios to live for himself. But Aphelios would refuse, if no one else could sway him from this singular purpose in life which he has grown up with since his birth, this random warrior won’t be able to sway him either and here the line from Pantheon comes back in as a sort of, “I understand and hail your conviction.” before the fight, where he respects the resolve, but not the reason for it. 

That’s why I don’t think they are quite shippable. The only two people I could really see Aphlios with is either Diana or Taric. Diana only if she embraces her role as leader of the Lunari where she comes to appreciate what Aphelios does for her people but is worried about his own mental health, from one antisocial who has grown above it to another. She could perhaps understand and through said knowledge know how to help him open himself up more. That is if she cared enough. Taric on the other hand would feel the damage and pain in Aphelios, and as all life should be beautiful so would he try to mend Aphelios. He clearly has the warmth, care, compassion, and patience to deal with someone as secluded as Aphelios, gently prying him open until he finally lets himself feel again and maybe finally finds someone who can help him open up to other Lunari and Targonians. Isolation is a terrible thing and it leaves horrible scars. I see only Taric in a position where he could mend those scars. Pantheon likely would not care, he is cold and angered himself, no mercy for the strong, as he says. That’s why I think they would clash or would just never get past the cold nodding before combat phase. 

This isn’t to bash any people who like the ship, I just thought id give my two cent on Pantheon x Aphelios and why it never occurred to me to ship these two. I get that emo x himbo is a thing, probably also why Aphelios x Sett is so loved, but from a lore and character standpoint I don’t really see it. 

This was a post I’ll link to twitter, but if you have input or a different opinion I am always open to discussion and new viewpoints. Go crazy! 

[foryouthegays]

techno liveblog w timestamps lets go for ‘a new home (dream SMP)’ stream

good laugh times: 00:13:50, 00:14:55, 1:38:45, ik it doesnt look like a lot but like u should watch the stream anyway bc philzas there and his laugh is amazing and they just go so well together

times techno calls phil his friend: 00:6:00 00:37:00, 00:45:17, 0:1:09:30, 01:11:15, 01:26:35, 01:50:05, 2:35:00

FSDJKFAF;LS HE KEPT THE MUTED INTRO IN JHKADFLS (ends at 00:1:25)

i like how, when faced with Leaving Youtube, techno would choose to be an author. i want a book by techno. reblog this if u want a book by techno (with an audiobook by him as well) /hj. 00:1:33

i love how he says ehhhhhh so much lskjhdfas (abt 2 mins in) 

who the FUCK just remembers that the word fortuitous exists wtf 00:5:17

00:7:45 PHILZA TIME PHILZA TIME LETS GO

00:8:55 tommy time :/

0:14:10 rANBOO JUST WALKS IN, LOOKS AROUN ,AND LEA VE SIM CRYING 

i love how much philza laughs at technos jokes bc pretty much everything he says IS a joke he just says it in such a serious voice that p much everyone else is like,,,yeah,,,,yup,,,,and phil just knows when hes joking and his laugh is so good with technos voice. sbi? whos that? i only know philza and technoblade

00:19:30 ghostbur joins! this is my first time hearin ghostbur btw

00:19:40 haha string axe technos so bad at crafting what a fool /j

00:21:07 ghostbur: “Even I remember how to make a fishing rod!” ghostbur u just MURDERED technoblade oh my god im gonna scream hgjdfksla i love ghostbur so much

00:23:55: GHOSTBUR NO!! DON’T DIE YOU’LL BECOME A DOUBLE GHOST!!!! -technoblade 2020

00:24:55 technoblade neva lies -guys he almost did the technoblade neva dies ahh!!!!!

i havent heard anyone talk about this but techno has a dedicated roleplay voice. like listen to him talk to tommy at 00:25:08. his voice gets more even, he uses names a lot more often (seriously, listen to his theseus speech. he says tommy so often, its incredible.), and his voice gets,,,,deeper? not deeper but smoother, in a way, and he repeats what he says for emphasis instead of humor. and his voice is louder, and he seems more assertive. 

00:27:30 philza: where we goin, by the way? techno: to our- to my new home. 

techno cmon let phil live w u wed get so much more content cmonn

00:28:50 the fact that he calls the manhunt theme “dream music” makes me laugh so hard. and then his version of it,,,,,m love he (also he sings it here and at  01:14:20)

00:35:10 why is ranboo so cryptic im-

why does he just casually know the word sentry wh at i hate him 00:39:45

this is the worst sentence (structurally) ive ever heard techno say im gonna cry 00:49:33 ‘im too busy thinkin of new ideas to sleep so i could actually execute them’ and tubbos *oh?* after is just hdsfgkjlka

LKSJDHFJK 00:51:49

00:54:30

techno: thats one of dreams powers, he can just stop the rain

tubbo, quietly: like jesus!

i love them sm dsfhkjla they kept going but i jus gdfhjksa jesus has op

techno @ being the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans: haha funnie!!

techno @ having fun w religious stuff: i wILL BE CANCELLED NO-

00:58:10 “hey if ur [ghostbur]  a ghost, do instant damage potions heal you now?” “...no,, they hurt me still :(” DSIULZKJHFSLKFJH 

01:04:00 his brother named the cow bob im- aww 

also he has a fanart wall again!!!

01:09:30 “phil, you’re the only friend i have left in this world.” aWWWWW HE GAVE HIM THE COMPASS 

“dont smoke, it’s a joke” -technoblade 01:14:15

ROLEPLAY SPEECH VOICE IS BACK AT 1:16:10 “they pillage my base for everything i’m worth, they use me for the revolution, but oooOOOoo i took a pickaxe with his consent? oOOOooOo i’m a thief!”

holy shit 01:17:15 “you know what, phil? for you, the world, alright? it’s fine.” oH MY GOD HHHHGHG (context, right before they were arguing bc phil took some blocks from his base and techno thought that when he said phil could take anything he meant from the chests)

the COMIDY of that villager coming in and sleeping while techno was readin donos at 01:22:05 RIGHT AFTER phil freaked out abt inturruptin his dono readin im SFDHKJLA:

techno talkin bout the winstreak and how he wont be able to live up to that sort of playin at 01:22:30ish is super important and ill transcribe it tomorrow, but if u can id highly rec watchin it. 

01:24:20 “[readin dono] what’s your favorite movie? uh, the princess bride is pretty good” techno ily that movie rocks also he said it so fast like hes ashamed of it noo

techno says no to canon ranboo son btw! 01:25:30

01:25:55 “i wasnt in that story, therefore it doesnt matter” all of technoblr be like 

01:37:49 is great lemmie transcribe

“how have you still not gotten a second monitor?? holy shit.”

“let me tell you something. and im only telling you this because i know that so many people in the chat are gonna be furious. so i recently realized- i think the second monitor can just be any ol’ monitor, right? you literally just plug it in, and its set up? well i mean you have to turn on some settings, but like, thats it, or something?”

“yeah,,,,, uh techno you fuckin destroyed my chat, by the way, oh my god, [earlier techno told his viewers to twitch prime philza] there has been like 40 primes just flying through”

“yeahhh twitch prime!!! twitch prime philza yeahh!!! so anyways the other day, i like, i looked to my left, and realized that my old monitor has been like, five feet away from where i sit and stream for the last three years?”

“oh my god...”

“so i- i literally do not have to leave my room to set up a second monitor and i havent. and i’m still usin my laptop for this stream.

“is this gonna be one of those situations where you like, you have a thing, you just refuse to do the thing?”

“listen, my desk is-

“yOU STILL HAVENT OPENED UP THE HYPIXEL PACKAGE!!!”

“AHHHH I HAVENT OPENED UP THE HYPIXEL PACKAGE! I HAVENT EVEN OPENED UP MY MCC COIN! DUDE I HAVENT EVEN OPENED UP MY ONE MILLION SUBSCRIBER PLAQUE! ITS STILL THERE RIGHT BEHIND ME! ITs sTILL IN THE BOX! i never made a video on it....”

“bruhhhhh [philza laughs] thats FREE VIEWS what are you doing??”

“ill open it at 8 mil :/.”

“you could LITERALLY make a video of you just like, throwing it off a wall, and then thumbing up, like doing a thumbs up, and then that would be it. 10 seconds. ten seconds. thumb and elbow in shot. [laughs]”

techno is such a disaster i love him

01:34:18 the way techno says “tommy, that statement has NEVER been true” i dont like sayin i simp for block men but GOD sometimes his voice is nicer than usual hhhgn

“man i sure wish tommyinnit was in this stream” -nobody ever (just after previous timestamp)

01:40:15 is fuckin hilarious and im actually crying oh my god techno just says things and says them well with a completely straight face how does he do it

i cannot WAIT until theres a president w the last/first name andy so we can say president andy and think abt technoblade

IM CRIASDNGUSFHD 01:44:38 PHILZA LOOK OUT LOOK OUT PHILZA  LSKJDAFJASD;LKF

i love when techno talks abt his vids. like u can tell he puts a lot of thought into the vids (esp these ones) and like at 01:47:00 he talks abt the “I DIDNT PUT DEAPTH STRIDER ON THOSE BOOTS, FUNDY!” and how its just that creepin realization that you were doomed from the start and how he made the armor, he isnt intimidated by the netherite bc he didnt enchant it all the way and only he knows that,,, and i just,,,hgg he

he reveals that hes writin the next arc at 01:48:00: “oh, speakin of arcs, chat, i’m writing the next arc. so, you know. hope nothin bad happens in two weeks, chat!” IM SO EXCITED like he clearly has his character fleshed out and is SO good at writing and retellin history im so so excited to see where he takes it AHHHH and also taht means he might stream more bc he might make his character more important (keep in mind this is the guy who wrote self insert hypixel fanfics. he has no shame in puttin himself first and i respect him so much for it) 

01:51:20 “they’re tryin to get a second customer but they’re riskin their first” is lowkey a good line

has anyone else noticed that techno says wise a lot? like at 01:55:10 he literally says “wise dragon armor” as a joke but like i think he says wise so much BECAUSE of skyblock like hjkfdsla

01:57:30 techno plea se eat 

ok 1:58:45 is hilarious and all but at the end of his ramble he says “come back, i miss you” and lowkey im crying 

techno needs to stop knowing his audience more than we know ourselves im hsfkjda 02:05:25 “the chat’s spammin ‘eat technoblade, eat!’ like they’re not gonna start, like, theyre not gonna get super sad if i ended the stream right now, like theyre not gonna all cry ‘i miss technoblade *sniffs* why- whyd he leave to eat food, why did he listen to our advice noooo’”

02:14:50 NEW VIDEO POGGGG CARL THE HORSE POGGGGGG  NOT A STREAM HIGHLIGHT POGGGGG

02:17:40 “i could start a potato farm out here to show how much ive changed” techno last time u made a potato farm u started an entire war that lasted a year that does NOT say calm and retired to me lskgdfjagsldj

02:23:00 why does techno just reference greek mythology so much. makin me scared for his arc. 

also he talks abt smp earth a lot in this stream i love it so much

i also just. love?? how much sbi respect tommy like they bully him but when talkin bout him they just have so much respect for how much work he puts into youtube and i just,,,,hgnn they r friends 

02:33:13 sbi streamer house lets go cmon

02:34:15 “i think if i streamed every day i could keep up” on one hand YE S  but on the ohter oh god techno no we have to keep up tho

hearing techno say “violence isnt the answer” is so scary  02:35:40

02:37:30 technosneeze 

hiS BROTHER SENT HIM 46 DISCORD MESSAGES SFKDJLFLKASF 2:49:25 i love his end screen so much hes just sadness,,,,retirement,,,t,echnoblade,,,the government is going to fall on its own due to lack of organization and ideals,,,,,,subscribe,,,,,sadness,,,,,also 2:50:45 is making me laugh so hard its just sad music and technos like??? whys phil in my house drinking milk????? 

overall, fantastic stream, if ya want some chill techno philza content i highly recommend. 

[black-equals-mysoul]

Just my random reaction to rewatching Meet the Robinsons (2007). Last watched was most likely 2008-2009

Enjoy

1) damn, I relate to Goob......look at those eye bags. Definitely heavier than my school bag

2) Aw no Lewis :( those two couples should've interviewed Goob if they wanted someone who likes sports

3) okay damn Lewis...... this kid is watching surgery, that's dedication

4) is that.....Wednesday Addams?

5) cAffEinE pAtChEs!? Take my money

6) I forgot how hot Wilbur is

7) robot s p o o d e r

8) the soundtrack is still a bop

9) I wish the future looked like this, I want to float in bubbles

10) and this is the moment I realized they are c h i l d r e n. Excuse me, how did I not know Wilbur Robinson is thirteen years old? And I simped for him-

11) there's no way he's thirteen.....he looks sixteen

12) tOuChE

13) tall pointy boy

14) oh Goob

15) WaTcH oUt—

16) "@!!*0"

17) there's no way a thirteen year old [Wilbur Robinson] has such powerful eyebrows

18) Wilbur's hair looks like whipped cream.....or the top of an ice cream Sundae

19) Carl is also a mood

20) Lewis......he said STAY

21) Spike and Dimitri reminds me of every iconic twin.......Fred and George Weasley......Conner and Travis Stoll

22) just casually unbothered by not existing? That's a mood

23) TheY pUt ChEmiCaLs iN tHe waTeR tHaT tUrn tHe fRiCkiNg fRoGs GAy, Do yOu uNdeRstAnD mE?!

24) the epitome of John Mulaney, I can't unsee it

25) two strange men living in our plants? Yes they're family. Can I have that?

26) Finger guns.....it was at this moment, BI BI BI BI BI BI BI BI

27) cuffed jeans......BI BI BI BI BI BI BI BI BI BI BI BI

28) wait, isn't the whole point of time travel to not touch your doppelgänger? Goob and Lewis broke that rule

29) Let it Go was actually sung by Goob, don't know who this "Elsa" is

30) "keep moving forward" is such an iconic line and probably helped a lot of children

31) TINY DORIS SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE—

32) Buster needs more screen time, and that's a fact

33) just casually slips under the table

34) wait.....Canada becomes a part of the US? Oh noooOOOoo

35) I wonder if they know about the 2020 catastrophe

36) the epic food fight scene, lowkey thought this was how all food fights went down in my head

37) still can't BELIEVE THEY'RE CHILDREN

38) oh Goob, pt 2

39) I just don't know how well this plan was thought through

40) DINOSAUR

41) C H O M P

42) I have a big head and little arms......this lives in my head tent free

43) master? uwu

44) pizza delivery people are true superheroes, thank you

45) "him you can C H O M P"

46) frog mafia

47) I can't believe Franny doesn't recognize Lewis.....that is your younger husband!

48) oh Wilbur, you can't explain this one

49) nO Lewis! He has his fingers crossed!

50) the nostalgia of having your fingers crossed and people would check your hands so you crossed your toes—

51) Oh Lewis, he can't catch a break. He's being backstabbed left and right

52) Goob is a cinnamon roll but Doris is the sinnamon roll

53) Lewis really pulled the "I am your father and you will do as I say" card on Wilbur

54) "?" Is so iconic and important to children, it's okay to not know.....maybe I'm just looking too deep into it—

55) YUH

56) YES GOOB! But the fact that they beat you up for not catching the ball is a Y I K E S for me. Talk about toxic sportsmanship

57) that lip bite about to make me act up— why do I get the feeling Wilbur knows what he's doing

58) he got adopted TwT good for him

59) if that memory scanner is going to be a real thing, I need one. I forget everything

60) I have concluded that scientists are weird, but the good kind of weird

61) F R O G

62) I understand why this was one of my favorite movies as a child

63) this movie gives me hope uwu

[leejenos-archive]

-47 bc 2d men simp 😔

stop exposing me 😭 asdfg but yes true

on a scale of 1 to 10, how intimidating am I?