#she's a thoughtful speaker

[swan2swan]

If Sammy ever found out about this, she would lasso Darius, tie him to a chair, tell Yaz to yell at him for her, storm out of the room, and then come back after Yaz's "What were you THINKING?" rant with the Gun Safety Manual, and then lecture him for another hour.

[s1lv3rp4w3dc4t]

shout out object shows with canon queer ships. I'm talking on screen kiss or even just verbal confirmation. all things considered it's a bit strange you don't really see them that much when you think about how gay everyone here is. I love you ii but c2bc did what you didn't and I think that's actually really nice.

[chaoslibra]

thinking about mean looking dabi dressed in all black; leather jacket, combat boots and all driving with his gf who’s this cute little thing wearing mini skirts, pastel colors (basically his exact opposite).

but he is the passenger princess.

[saman-tics]

Someone on Twitter said that Richter and Annette's future child will most likely end up looking like Edouard, and I can't stop thinking about it.

[nattikay]

so I started playing the new Frontiers of Pandora game last night, and was pleasantly surprised that not only did the opening cutscene feature a few lines of spoken Na'vi dialogue, but said dialogue was actually pretty accurate!! Good job game!!

Here’s the lines transcribed as far as I can tell:

Aha'ri: Plltxe po nìtsleng! He speaks falsely/he lies! Player: Ma tsmuke, ftang! Sister, stop!

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Aha'ri: Ma Nor? Ma Nor, tìtxen si. Awnga ngahu, tam. Nor? Nor, wake up. We [are] with you, it’s ok. Nor: Tsat oel uniltsola nìmun…tsatxon a fol awngat kämolunge. I dreamed about it again…that night they took us.

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Aha'ri: Awnga kä ne kelku! We go home! Player: Za'u, ma Teylan. Oeng kivä ne kelku. Come, Teylan. We [may] go home.

[nmoroder]

yet another follow up for the atziluth swap au, aka "benji binah au" as i've titled it bcuz the basis of this au is literally it. assigning benjamin as the extraction team sephirah

i was troubled as to how the ruina designs would work and what would i need to swap there and then, as kindly pointed out in a comment to au's original post, i simply did the genderswap to match the sephirot by kabbalah and ruina designs came naturally. they look VERY similar to original, i know, all the more confusing to see them outside of this au haha

[yuhi-san]

we had our regular brunch today and my cousin was about to make herself a coffee. she got a cat mug out but then saw another one and got really excited. i was curious what mug she liked so much and...

it was this one.

(my friend got me one on a photo print site for my birthday because my original one was completely washed out).

anyway i was like, why that one?

then she proudly declared that she wanted to support political statements like that.

i lost it. hysterical laughter.

i mean, good for her to support freelance contractors and all but it's so... her to not actually thinke twice about anything. or take a closer look.

she wasn't too happy when i told her its about a corrupt project of super soldiers in space

[theboytatu]

for the next saw trap you're asked to listen to jennie rapping and figure out what the fuck she's saying

[kay9leo]

McStareface Part 2 - Smack Talk

Sequel to McStareface

Sebastian went from McStareface to Mc"You-freaking-Dare"face in Iñaki's mind. Needless to say, her first actual interaction with Sebastian Sallow only lowers her impression of her classmate she dubbed as "McStareface".

While Iñaki isn't one to smack talk, she doesn't take it laying down. If it's an actual fight the other duelist wants, it's a fight the duelist gets.

And you can bet your bottom dollar that I��aki is quick with her wand with spells flying off her lips! XD

McStareface Part 1

McStareface Part 3 - NO JEWELRY!

[canyouhearmeow]

does brady ever feel guilty for bringing anna to typhon. does it keep him awake at night

[thatswhatsushesaid]

the fool 🤝 jin guangyao being easily the most dynamic and compelling characters in their respective canons, likely for reasons that were substantially if not entirely unintentional on the part of their respective authors

[lightkrets312]

(for context: if you know what an electronic lighter sounds like, imagine you hear one going off every ten seconds for god knows what reason)

(it was a "speaker" btw.)

[tumblingxelian]

Chrysididae 

The Birth of the Hero Chrysididae!

A student film premiers, a lost heiress in enraged at the perceived betrayal of her sponsor, classmates, family and even oldest friend.

Why she wonders, why do these things keep happening to me?

It is a question she had wondered before but only rarely, too often it was too easy to find some enemy to blame, or her own lack of exceptional talent.

But on this day, when she reflects on Gabriel Agreste's souless stare from the tablet, something clicks.

He did this on purpose.

Like one domino hitting another, it sets off a chain of memories and with them a realization.

On what was to be Adrien's first day of school, the first Akuma appears, despite the fact that surely other teenagers were embarrassed or angered.

This should have scared Adrien and compelled him to stay home, but no.

So it is again with Stoneheart, but somehow, for some reason he chooses Chloe as a victim despite nearly every member of class being terrified and enraged, despite his intent to be to confess his love to Mylene.

He still takes the time to kidnap Chloe, who was the instigator of Adrien's rebellion.

This would be her first near death, but not the last.

Lady Wifi would come next, suitably aggrieved perhaps but to what purpose? Hawk Moth of all people should know Chloe could not have been Ladybug, so there needs to be another motive, one to target the girl and not a presumed hero.

Ah yes, punishing her for helping Adrien slip his grasp.

Evilillustrator, would be next, neglecting the humiliation and abuse his teacher subjected him to in favor or murdering a girl for a snide comment regarding his crush.

Now you might say, what of Roger, Rose, Juleka and Kim?

But remember, even an Akuma will not go against the deep and abiding instincts of its source human. Their loved one's may be in endangered on accident or in a deranged bit to assist them.

But never would they be intentionally harmed.

In this same vain, a man who believes wholeheartedly in his duty to be of service to the community, a girl whose most malevolent self only wanted a dream wedding, a girl who wished to be seen and a boy who wished for love to disappear.

All Akuma that either would not or could not kill by their nature or that of their powers. They would be insufficient for breaking the girl who defied him.

Antibug is where things begin to change.

Convinced that her beloved idol hated her just as her mother always had, Chloe began to break. So much so she could not avoid his Akuma this time.

Able to defeat Chat Noir and a fair match for Ladybug she was one of the stronger Aluma. Not in the upper echelons like Style Queen or Sanboy, but worth stoking over the coals for an even greater reaction.

Speaking of Style Queen, you may question why Gabriel would allow his son, who has so far avoided all harm from any Akuma to be struck low.

I remind you that while his control is great it is not infinite. I would add that not only does Hawk Moth's ego outstrip his control but so too does his scheming.

Why snub the notoriously angry Style Queen? Why would Nathalie, an otherwise sensible woman go along with the insult. Only to see him retract it the next day? Why was Gabriel who has refused to leave his manor in all other attacks absent when the Style Queen invaded his home?

Why if not for the fact he sought to make Style Queen and with Mayura's help could do so. But she was not enough alone, but her presence would bring about inspiration for his newest scheme.

It would bring about Queen Wasp.

But first, you may question why Gabriel would allow his son, who has so far avoided all harm from any Akuma to be struck low. I remind you that while his control is great it is not infinite, and would go further and note how strange it is that Gabriel would be absent from his manor.

He would not leave during any other Akuma attack, yet the this one? How odd, lest

Murdered by her mother the day before, then rejected by her yet again, mind on the edge of snapping she orchestrated her own self destruction and from the wreckage crawled the first Akumatized Miraculous User.

For we cannot call her a hero.

Who was the next Akuma, but her own father. His intent with her just as it was with his wife, to keep her in Paris for his own pleasure at her expense. Conveniently ensuring Hawk Moth's new muse could not slip the leash she did not even know was fastening around her neck.

Just as hoped it would see, she was chosen this time to wield a Miraculous and she would be chosen again on Heroes' Day. Hawk Moth's only known effort to Akumatize others rather than letting the people of Paris do his work for him.

This was where we first saw sign of Mayura and to any who have been wondering. Yes, this is why The Collector & Simon Says mean so little. There was always a hidden second who could have commanded the Akuma, and if not, paint a target on his back from a target so far away that the here's would surely arrive in time.

With Mayura's arrival came a new wave of terror, not just for Paris but Chloe in particular.

Don't believe me, I do not blame you, but it is the truth.

Over the months following Heroes Day, battle after battle would be fought before the former Miraculous Holder. Always in front of her home where the Bee Signal shone, always to see her rejected by her idol.

From this came Miracular.

Close, but not close enough, Chloe resister the Akum, but Sabrina could not and within moments of Chat's arrival Mayura was upon them.

The villains had been waiting, a clear signal they had been observing her for sometimes, a clear signal of their continued interest.

Especially given, despite the months of absence, the moment it was necessary, Queen Bee flew again. Even as Ladybug swore this would be the last time as she doubtlessly had done for the last two months of battle.

Only to change her mind as needs demanded it.

But do not think her egotistical my witnesses. It was not merely Chloe who was targeted but another as well.

Marinette Dupain Cheng. A girl who has yet to be Akumatized, who holds a disdain for liars and seeks truth. Such an ideal recipe for an Akuma that could force Ladybug & Chat Noir into the light.

Thus it was, she'd be framed for cheating, theft and assault before her classmates by one Lila Rossi. Perhaps this would not convince you alone but I ask.

How did Hawk Moth know the class he has so often predated on, the class which contains Adrien Agrest, if he did not have a hand in this event?

This was not the first time Lila was used as such. Whispering sweet lies into Chloe's ears about how to summon Ladybug but leaving her humiliated instead.

Has she not done the same with others? Kagami for instances.

Decaying day by day, and nightmare by nightmare, Miracle Queen approached and this is where it all comes together.

Her feuding parents presenting with a garment both ugly and enraging that binds them together by a man who proclaims himself a designer.

An Akuma on the scene in mere moments, to combine them into one. The parents turned against the child enough to harm her yet again, but kept from devouring her. Finally, the Bee Signal sabotaged.

Why this family, why this girl even before the Miraculous? Who would know her well enough to orchestrate such targeted strikes against her psyche? What man has the motive, resources and insight to break Chloe Bourgeois?

Why its the same man whose beloved assistant fell ill at the same time as Mayura vanished from the field of battle. Its the same man who had a hand in the transformation of Style Queen & Heart Hunter. It is the same man who promised a desperate girl a movie, only to rip it away with a subtle smile. Knowing his Akuma would find her soon.

But he was not ready for me, or in a way, for her.

Chloe Bourgeois, the girl you knew, no longer exists. She had no desire to anymore, more than Hawk Moth saw to that.

What she did desire was to prove she was more than a Super Disaster and means by which to free her from the role long since assigned to her.

For the latter, came a Sentimonster not long for this world. Its power exorcising that malevolent miasma of Hawk Moth. But even as it was destroyed the creatures magic did as it was bid.

For his voice had gone silent, the rage faded and the Akuma was taken into more than this mere suit but into the skin, to course through her blood and bury itself in her marrow.

Now I emerge from the girl that was once Chloe Bourgeois with three purposes.

To tell the world of Gabriel's crimes, to defeat Hawk Moth, and be an exceptional Hero.

I am Chrysididae and for what its worth, I am sorry.

[thelikesoffinn]

I spent half the day tutoring a bunch of dumb arse (with love) eight graders in English, and, turns out, I actually have no clue how to speak English at all.

[can-i-get-a-yippee]

Henren AU where Hen and Karen are coffee shop enemies who use the same coffee shop in between their fire station and lab respectively. Karen always ends up coming in right after Hen and gets annoyed by having to wait every time for her to order for the entire firehouse, and as a result, they proceed to have sexually charged eye contact and banter as they wait for their orders.

However, through a comedy of errors and a little bit of fate, they begin to run into each other in every walk of life and realize that maybe it’s more than just their favorite coffee shop pulling them together

[iansolko]

Birthday presents for Ian!! These would have been given on the day itself lo siento for the ooc delayyyy. Italics and block quote denote it's a note from the character; otherwise it's just me describing things:

From Mari: 2 size-adjustable hoodies. The sleeves can also be detached, because why not? No pictures since unfortunately most people don't seem to need/make hoodies that can adjust so much in size. Who would have guessed?

Hi!!!! SO, I was thinking about what to get you for your birthday, and I thought, wouldn't it be neat if you could be comfy in something that fits like, all the time?? So I made you these hoodies!!! They're both adjustable so that they'll work with a bunch of different sizes - but both of them were made to go with the shape you are now! The red one you can adjust to make it smaller, and then the blue one with the stars you can adjust to make it bigger, hehe. I think between the two of them you should have at least one thing that fits for any size you decide to be that's between, like… a little smaller than laikalla, all the way up to a little bit bigger than when you were really tall! At first I was gonna try to make that all one hoodie, but that turned out to be a little harder than I thought. But now you get two hoodies that are good for the size you are now, hehe :)

Happy Birthday!!!

From Daniel: chocolate chip marshmallow cookies, guitar pick bracelet

Happy Birthday, Ian! If the cookies aren't to your taste, just let me know - I'm happy to adjust the recipe a little and make more :)

From Skylar: Pod mods - he would have offered to install (or upgrade) speakers in Ian's pod (and some soundproofing to go with that - neutral / not any specific reason beyond the upgraded sound system), and while he was at it offered to put some cat-friendly shelves for Beverly into an upper wall of the pod, in an area where Ian's not likely to run into it. (After so many years living out of these pods, and his entire life being mildly accident prone, Sky has a pretty good idea of where those unused empty spaces are that can be filled without causing problems).

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