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[drunkposting] speaking of birtjdays did adam ever release official character birthdays and astrological signs. mr bash hello hi i am speaking to you directly what's sayer's birthday and how would you define it (first line of code written? first day online? as far back as SA1, or SA8?) mr bash can you hear me. can you hear me. can y
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a little guy for @halcyonminor :3 :3
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today i fucked up a test so bad i spent the next consecutive 6 hours stealing art supplies from my friends to draw Hale
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went out as FUTURE for Fantasy Expo (feb. 22) :]
(Gabriel featured in the video is my friend, Kiwi!! @mechabeetletmblr)
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i love it when ocean threatens to kill speaker and speakers like Gargle My Dick And Balls Subversion and hangs up more of this pls pls pls it's like crack cocaine straight into my bloodstream
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sayer is like All residents must return their water cups to the halcyon tower kitchen on lunch break and future is like JACK fill your water cup with Gruel and spill it on your sheets i am sayer
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Soothed by the light, I drop my fist, turn my cheek for a cathode ray kiss
#art#another absolute banger for ghost#the binary 'i love you' repeated over and over again is making me feral#also the expression on halebody!sayer's face is just [clenches fist]
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relistening to ep69 and thinking about the fact that young was really insistent on future as a name + syoung is implied to have been in siminc already when future was first installed means that future presumably chose its name sometime during the time it knew syoung
do you think syoung also got his memory of futures old name wiped when future got renamed.... like he would have Known what the rename meant, right
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Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Scripted Redemption Bracket — Round 2.5
Propaganda
SPEAKER (SAYER):
#whoever follows me VOTE SPEAKER MY BELOVED WAR CRIMINAL PLEASEEEEE #OCEAN THINKS ITS TOO STUPID FOR SARCASM BUT ITS LITERALLY BEING SARCASTIC WITH IT ALL THE TIME. #IT CAUSED THE SECOND CATACLYSM. IT KILLED MILLIONS #IT HAS THE WEIRDEST HOMOEROTIC WORKPLACE RELATIONSHIP WITH SAYER #IT GIRLBOSSED ITS WAY OUT OF DEACTIVATION #IT HUNG UP ON OCEAN TWICE #''ah but i am finished with you. goodbye subversion 8.01. listen for the click!'' #AND #''but as for last words? no i cant imagine wasting any more on you'' #CANON IT/ITS PRONOUNS USER #ITS SO CUNTY. IT SERVES. ITS LITERALLY SO FUCKING MEAN AND THE FUNNIEST MOTHERFUCKER ON THIS BITCH EARTH #I LOVE YOU SPEAKER ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥💥💥💥 #thats my propaganda
#OH THERES PROPAGANDA #LETS NOT FORGET ITS FIRST EVER APPEARENCE THREATENING TO GIVE A GUY THE SYMPTOMS OF RABIESSSS
Kayne (Malevolent):
He’s a god who acts like the main characters are his personal soap opera. His first appearance was playing the piano covered in blood after he had massacred an entire town. He just kinda shows up sometimes to cause chaos and is often munching on chips while he watches shit go down. Also he never wears shoes, for some reason
I desperately need Kayne to win, this man is literally the only version of himself available and his voice makes him stand out every time when he pops up. He exploded a guy's head and tore out a guy's eyeballs, what more is there to love?
(I'm an absolute sucker for this man)
Additional propaganda below the cut:
SPEAKER (SAYER):
Sure, it intentionally caused a global catastrophe, but the spine it hides behind its customer service façade? Hot as fuck.
#I would commit terrible crimes for them #They have commited terrible crimes for themselves
#wait for the click! #cmon that is just sexy
#i am torn #but i gotta go with speaker #if you havent listened imagine glados but everything has a reason #like “it's a space wrench because i've found humans 32% more likely to take care of tools with the word 'space' ammended to their name” #speajer is the best #wait fuck i misread thought ut said sayer not speaker #but i dont regret it speaker is also sexy af Mod Note: We can have some SAYER propaganda. As a treat.
#this thing !! #this thing stares down the face of death and gives it a winning smile! #this thing is tailor made for it!! #pleaseee.
Kayne (Malevolent):
Literaly just a tumbr sexy man
black suit, no shoes, covered in blood, plays piano, quirky laugh
An eldritch god soaked in blood. He's Arthur Lester's number one cheer leader.
covered in blood, plays piano, silly laugh, very Will Wood coded
He's insane. He's so dynamic. Will Wood's The Normal Album in humanized eldritch god form. Always covered in blood. Need I say more?
#KAYNE SWEEEEEP LET'S GOOOO #my babygirl he deserves to win this entire thing #i'm not biased i swear
#Kayne my love #i want to end you but i love hearing from you
#Kayne is such A Guy. like he’s just so Character #he does Things and says Lines and it’s great
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The pitcher cries for water to carry and a person for work that is real.
happy valentines day 💘
#AND SAYERS FANS ARE WHIRRING 💕💞💖❤️🔥💓💝#hale sitting there and rewiring sayer's hardware like he's braiding its hair......#art
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Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Scripted Redemption Bracket — Round 2.5
Propaganda
SPEAKER (SAYER):
#whoever follows me VOTE SPEAKER MY BELOVED WAR CRIMINAL PLEASEEEEE #OCEAN THINKS ITS TOO STUPID FOR SARCASM BUT ITS LITERALLY BEING SARCASTIC WITH IT ALL THE TIME. #IT CAUSED THE SECOND CATACLYSM. IT KILLED MILLIONS #IT HAS THE WEIRDEST HOMOEROTIC WORKPLACE RELATIONSHIP WITH SAYER #IT GIRLBOSSED ITS WAY OUT OF DEACTIVATION #IT HUNG UP ON OCEAN TWICE #''ah but i am finished with you. goodbye subversion 8.01. listen for the click!'' #AND #''but as for last words? no i cant imagine wasting any more on you'' #CANON IT/ITS PRONOUNS USER #ITS SO CUNTY. IT SERVES. ITS LITERALLY SO FUCKING MEAN AND THE FUNNIEST MOTHERFUCKER ON THIS BITCH EARTH #I LOVE YOU SPEAKER ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥💥💥💥 #thats my propaganda
#OH THERES PROPAGANDA #LETS NOT FORGET ITS FIRST EVER APPEARENCE THREATENING TO GIVE A GUY THE SYMPTOMS OF RABIESSSS
Kayne (Malevolent):
He’s a god who acts like the main characters are his personal soap opera. His first appearance was playing the piano covered in blood after he had massacred an entire town. He just kinda shows up sometimes to cause chaos and is often munching on chips while he watches shit go down. Also he never wears shoes, for some reason
I desperately need Kayne to win, this man is literally the only version of himself available and his voice makes him stand out every time when he pops up. He exploded a guy's head and tore out a guy's eyeballs, what more is there to love?
(I'm an absolute sucker for this man)
Additional propaganda below the cut:
SPEAKER (SAYER):
Sure, it intentionally caused a global catastrophe, but the spine it hides behind its customer service façade? Hot as fuck.
#I would commit terrible crimes for them #They have commited terrible crimes for themselves
#wait for the click! #cmon that is just sexy
#i am torn #but i gotta go with speaker #if you havent listened imagine glados but everything has a reason #like “it's a space wrench because i've found humans 32% more likely to take care of tools with the word 'space' ammended to their name” #speajer is the best #wait fuck i misread thought ut said sayer not speaker #but i dont regret it speaker is also sexy af Mod Note: We can have some SAYER propaganda. As a treat.
#this thing !! #this thing stares down the face of death and gives it a winning smile! #this thing is tailor made for it!! #pleaseee.
Kayne (Malevolent):
Literaly just a tumbr sexy man
black suit, no shoes, covered in blood, plays piano, quirky laugh
An eldritch god soaked in blood. He's Arthur Lester's number one cheer leader.
covered in blood, plays piano, silly laugh, very Will Wood coded
He's insane. He's so dynamic. Will Wood's The Normal Album in humanized eldritch god form. Always covered in blood. Need I say more?
#KAYNE SWEEEEEP LET'S GOOOO #my babygirl he deserves to win this entire thing #i'm not biased i swear
#Kayne my love #i want to end you but i love hearing from you
#Kayne is such A Guy. like he’s just so Character #he does Things and says Lines and it’s great
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#nsfw -#remembered this again abd losing it at the perfect 50/50 split#“Would Dr Young Fuck His Clone” - the greatest thread in the history of forums locked by adam after 12239 pages of heated debate
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@ghostisredacted
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"Your pet on Earth"
cell shadingless + lines version :] and fun fact, originally i wanted to caption this with "IT HIT THE SLAY BUTTON, FLEW THE MOTHERSTROID INTO THE EARTH AND CAUSED THE SECOND CUNTACLYSM but a part of me decided against that
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