#she’s already on jack and gabriel’s good side

[chussyracing]

What has been happening in the world of motorsports lately?

Williams has a new sponsor to become Atlassian Williams Racing

They also became the first team to launch their 2025 car officially (since then we also saw 2025 McLaren hiding in one-off testing camo livery and Haas during a private filming day at Silverstone yesterday)

Tina Hausmann is returning for her second season in F1 Academy with Aston Martin

Nina Gademan will be driving for Prema (after it was already announced she will be repping Alpine)

Allwyn scored a new partnership with F1 as a part of LVMH group and they also signed with McLaren the next day (fun fact the founder of the KKCG Group that Allwyn is part of is 3rd richest Czech guy so all hate is sent his way from my side <3 I hope he trips and dies with his 8 billion in his pocket)

Aston Martin became (as far as I am aware) the first F1 team with an official beauty brand partnership in Elemis

Kinda fits with Carlos Sainz shooting an ad for L’Oreal Paris

Mercedes fired up their 2025 engine

Eni partnered with Alpine (again) and there are rumours they could get a partnership with MSC Cruises too and maybe Valvoline

The Ferrari/UniCredit event in Milan will take place on 6th March

And F1 introduced the entertainment for tomorrow’s season launch at O2:

Host will be Jack Whitehall (comedian and actor I never heard about)

Feature by Kane Brown (also never heard about)

Bryan Tyler’s Are We Dreaming (the composer of the F1 theme song, I do know him)

Take That (british band)

Mgk (“award-winning multi-platinum recording artist”??? so I guess a musician?)

There are RUMOURS that Checo, Guanyu and Val are all on Cadillac’s list of potential drivers (besides Colton Herta)

Cupra Kiro took a similar route to Alpine and are now co-owned by an investor group including Idris Elba

Max also became the brand ambassador of AlphaTauri

After MBS said they could just cut off radio communication altogether if drivers don’t stop swearing, he also said they will have multiple race directors

FIA now announced they will have one race director (Rui Marques) but he will have a deputy race director in Claire Dubbelman (so where is the truth)

THEY MASSACRED MY BEAUTIFUL GIRL, Monaco will have a title sponsor for the first time ever in history, it will be Formula 1 TAG Heuer Grand Prix de Monaco (wtf)

Congo wants to stop the talks of Rwanda with F1 due to a conflict in the area (F1 answered something along the lines… we are looking at it)

There are many more team kit / race suits / helmet drops for 2025

Franco has a good chance of driving for Alpine this season if anyone was still in doubt but Vowles say that he will then return to Williams

Third year in row now, rumours about Seb returning to F1 appear

F3 will be using 100% sustainable fuel already this year

Max broke a new F1 record and led the champioinship for 1000 days in row now (who was the last person to lead a championship before him you ask? Yeah. Charles. Smh. Ferrari give him the car or so I swear)

Szafnauer is apparently working on a project to bring 12th team to the grid (so this must be what Andretti was hinting at) – btw there are rumours F1 is very much interested in the team being a Chinese manufacturer

The new Hulu show Downforce with Daniel Ricciardo included will not be happening

Rafael Villagomez will stay with VAR in F2 for this year

and Victor Martins got confirmed for ART in F2 so F2 grid is complete

and Charles randomly dropped two new pieces when he woke up at 11am today: MC24 and SIN24

Now for pure gossip from my comms:

Gabriel Bortoleto made good choices under Fernando Alonso’s management and apparently has an exit clause from Sauber if there is a better offer for him and he also has “first buy” option from McLaren

A lot of people online were angry at Hungarian’s newspaper investigation into driver pays for this year (let me mention two interesting parts)

Yuki is criminally underrated with the same rumoured pay as Kimi Antonelli (despite being in his 5th year with the team), apparently it is due the Japanese personal sponsors not bringing as much money as the team would like from him

And Charles’ pay compared to Lewis’ (first of all lewis is 7 times wdc so idk if anyone expected them being paid the same??? But there are actually many other reasons like Ferrari sponsoring Charles’ junior career including a prestigious seat in Prema Racing in 2017 in F2 or Arthur running in FP1 in AD 2024 which reportedly took about a million out of Charles’ pay)

They have “multiple sources” saying Kimi Antonelli totalled 3 cars during his testing to be prepared for F1 which is the main reason Toto hired Val as a reserve driver, in fear of something like that happening in Kimi’s rookie season

Ferrari said no to Newey because he wanted a share in the team and with it also decision rights, on the other hand, Aston didn’t mind that – but now that Newey is a shareholder he apparently doesn’t agree with Lance staying in the team

Haas has Ollie for two years with + 1 option but Ferrari has first-buy rights on him

[shivayagojo]

SAUDI ARABIA GP, back on top

masterlist

f1

It's time to finish up this triple header. Down to Jeddah we go.

see comments below

marshedmellow: I swear if this turns into Red Bull becoming dominant again and they go on to win the champion I'm gonna lose it 🤬

> team44: More desperate for the Red Bull downfall than I am to get married.

> chuckleclerc: Max to crash in Turn 1 🙏

fivebuttons: I wanna see a different race winner tbh

> delulu: Same Vettel or Piastri would be amazing

florence4ever: Come on MAMA! Pole Position! 

audif1

Think we look good in white.

see comments below

crackedtoast: A special livery in Jeddah of all places 💀

drssupremacy: Why does Nico look stressed?

> bwoah: Because Audi gave him a podium and then fell off a cliff

sennatribute: Feel bad for Bortoleto. Was going to be wasted at Sauber and now is being wasted at Audi.

> delulu: Drugovich still has more points than him and it's insane

          FRONT ROW for Ava Florence in Jeddah. Her first time ever racing in this circuit and she stood up to the challenge. She was dazzling quick on the corners, helped by the ferocious corner speeds of her car. However, it was not enough for the coveted pole position. She got a taste of what it was like in Japan and she was hungry for more. Yet...

          MAX VERSTAPPEN WAS ON POLE. It was tracks like these had Max found a rhythm in. So, it was a no brainer that Max secured his second pole in a row in such a fashion. Sure, this season was going for him as well as he wanted. Perhaps this could be the turning point for him. Whatever this race will become, this is a nice first step for Verstappen's conquest for his fifth.

f1

Your grid for the Saudi Arabia Grand Prix.

see comments below

fortuneteller: Last we see Ava in p2, she took the lead of the race.

> gp2engine: Prediction: Vettel takes Norris, Florence takes Max and it's a Porsche on the podium.

> elpadre: I'll do u one better: Porsche 1-2

> vettel_forever: I'll do u one better: Vettel wins and a Porsche 1-2

madmax: Two poles in a row! DU DU DUDU

> kachow: MAX VERSTAPPEN!!

SAUDIA ARABIA GRAND PRIX QUALIFYING GRID

MAX VERSTAPPEN

AVA FLORENCE

LANDO NORRIS

SEBASTIAN VETTEL

CHARLES LECLERC

LIAM LAWSON

OSCAR PIASTRI

LEWIS HAMILTON

ANDREA KIMI ANTONELLI

FERNANDO ALONSO

CARLOS SAINZ

OLLIE BEARMAN

ALEXANDER ALBON

PIERRE GASLY

ESTEBAN OCON

GABRIEL BORTOLETO

NICO HULKENBERG

GEORGE RUSSELL

LANCE STROLL

YUKI TSUNODA

JACK DOOHAN

ISACK HADJAR

          AFTER LAST RACE Ava slid into her gridslot with a pound of pressure on her shoulder. She still has the lead off Lando, but it's never enough. Not until the flags fall and she's hailed as the World Champion will it be enough. So as she gets positioned on the front row, she takes a peering gaze at the orange car lining behind.

HENRY Ava, we've got Max ahead. We think he's on the same strategy as us so stick close to him.

"Welcome to the Jeddah Corniche Circuit in 2025. Another race under the lights and so far, this track has give us nothing but action. Since its introduction we've got 3 different race winners. Max Verstappen is looking to keep it to three winners. He starts on pole. Let's have a look at this circuit. 50 laps on high-flying 6.17 km circuit, the lap record set by Lewis Hamilton in 2021. On the grid, it's Verstappen on pole followed by Ava Florence and then Lando Norris. But the dark horse here is Sebastian Vettel, looking for some redemption after what happened to him in Bahrain."

"And he'll certainly need it. McLaren are just three points behind Porsche. They benefited hugely from Russell crashing in Bahrain, who, by the way, is down in 16th after receiving his penalty."

"It's sure to be an exciting race, Martin, as now we've got five lights... and IT'S LIGHTS OUT AND AWAY WE GO! Good start by Max Verstappen, better start by Ava Florence. She's already zipping past the side. Behind Norris lost out on position from Sebastian Vettel and we've got a hayfield down and— OH we've got a big crash! That looks like an Alpine. And yes, it is... up ahead, Florence has already passed Verstappen. And now there's a safety car."

"Having another look at this. Yes, it's Jack Doohan and Isack Hadjar running into each other at the start. So both cars are stranded on the track so that's why the safety car was brought out."

"And that's not going to be great for Jack Doohan. There were rumors that he was to replaced after this race if he wasn't to perform. If that's the case, then we might not see Jack Doohan in the next round."

"Just unfortunate fate. It wasn't really anybody's fault. A racing incident, I think."

LAP 6:

"And after four laps behind the safety car, we're about to head back racing. Ava Florence will be leading the pack. She took the lead early from Verstappen. Here is the safety car coming in and... BACK RACING WE GO! Florence has a good restart, but Verstappen has a better one. They barrel into Turn 1, side by side, Verstappen on the outside. He gets past Florence. Verstappen regains his lead op Lap 5. Behind, it's still Vettel holding up Norris as how the threat of Charles Leclerc is rising."

"Florence couldn't do anything about that restart. She had a good line, but Verstappen was just much quicker out the exit. But if this has shown us anything is that Ava isn't going to back away even from the defending champion."

LAP 13:

"Out the DRS zone, Ava Florence gets right on Verstappen's gearbox. Oh dear, almost clips her front wing. Now, she's going to dive down the inside of the hairpin at Turn 27. She's pushing Verstappen wide and off she goes. Florence regains the lead of the Saudia Arabian Grand Prix. Magnificent stuff."

HENRY That's a good overtake, Ava. Let's now try to stay out as much as we can.

"It's only her first year, Crofty, but we've seen a very big improvement in her racecraft. When she overtakes, it's a bold and brave overtake, but she's very calculated with now. In Australia she was just sending her car at every moment she could so that caught her up in a lot of incidents. But now, she's timing her perfect chance. She waited 8 laps for this overtake."

LAP 19:

"Here's Sebastian Vettel coming into the pits. Both Porsche's started off with medium tires and Sebastian will go on the hard compounds. So, as expected, it's going to a one stopper. Florence still leading the race, but now Verstappen and Lando are in the mix as Lando has some clean air to try and get to Verstappen."

LAP 21:

"Norris and Verstappen. The two front runners for 2024, how battling for P2 in Jeddah in 2025. Red Bull has the speed on these fast corners, but Norris is much faster on the straights. He's going to get into the DRS zone and now it might be Norris who gets past Verstappen - No, Verstappen holds his own."

LAP 27:

"All this fighting between Verstappen and Norris is going great for Ava Florence. She's pumping fastest lap after fastest lap. She's ten seconds clear of the grid. Back with Norris, we ride on board as they sail through Turn 12. Wonderful shot of two cars here under lights as they wrap around Turn 13. Norris is just getting closer and closer. Very tricky portion of the track we head down to now."

"Verstappen has to just to keep racing like normal because it's not the easiest to overtake at Jeddah, especially on this sector. So Norris is going to have a hard time-"

"Hard time, but certainly not a long time. Norris tries to make the move down the inside, doesn't work- Oh, they have contact. And it's Norris going very slowly. Looks like he as puncture. That late lunge on Verstappen costed him heavily and now Sebastian Vettel is sailing past him. He moves into P3."

"And Norris is going to have to come into the pits. He might have just thrown away a prime podium position and given even more momentum to his championship rival who's leading the race."

HENRY Okay. Lando has a puncture. Lando has a picture. Kill 'em Ava.

"Kill 'em Ava. That's a new one."

"I think that's their way of saying 'push as much as you can, we're coming into the pits next lap.' We've seen many different ones before. But that is unique."

"Almost ominous even."

LAP 28:

"It is Ava Florence AND Max Verstappen both heading into the pits. Let's see... solid pitstop by Porsche. Ava's going to come just behind her teammate, but oh dear, what's happened with Red Bull. It's a slow stop."

"It looked like the right rear wheel had trouble coming off. So that's a terrible stop for Max. He was already behind Ava. He's going to even further behind Vettel."

FLORENCE Can I race Seb?

HENRY Yes, Ava. You can race Sebastian.

RUDI Seb, just to let you know, you can race Ava. So watch behind.

"Looks like we're going to a little teammate battle. We haven't been able to see much of that yet. Let's see how these two juggernauts battle it out. The rookie and the legend."

LAP 35:

"Ava, on the fresher tire, on the faster tire compounds. We're going to see offensive masterclass by her or a defensive showstopper by Sebastian Vettel. And down the DRS straight, Florence is on the attack. She makes the lunge to the outside of Turn 1. Not quite enough distance covered there. Don't look away yet folks. They separated by no less than inches of paint on their cars. Turn 4, once again, Ava Florence on the outside. Vettel, squeezing her out. Ava, so blindingly close to the wall! She has to back out! Vettel still in the lead. The 37 year old has years of experience under his belt. It's a new track, but not a new feeling for Sebastian Vettel."

"Good try by Ava, but like you said, Crofty, Vettel just has years of experience and it's showing as he's defending Ava beautifully."

"It's a tremendous battle between these two silver cars. Now, I don't want to jinx it, but the last thing that Porsche wants is for both of them to crash and lose this 1-2 they have. But Porsche seems to have great trust in both their drivers."

LAP 37:

"Okay, so, at the stage where we're going to be passing back markers on the grid. There's Lance Stroll being given the blue flag and he gets out of the way of his former teammate, Sebastian Vettel. They head down into Turn 10, it's Sebastian Vettel still in the lead of the Saudi Arabian Grand Prix."

"Florence is also there, but she's a bit behind Stroll. It's not enough for them to wave the blue flag apparently. So that's working in Vettel's forever."

HENRY Okay, Ava. We need to get past Stroll.

FLORENCE Are they color blind? Why are the blue flags not there?

"I do agree with her. The blue flags should be there. They were almost immediate for Vettel, but not so much for Florence. And Stroll doesn't have any intention of giving away this position. As they almost collide in Turn 17. So, that Porsche is just miles faster than the Aston Martin, it's just no enough space to overtake unless Stroll moves out of the way."

"Yup, and here they are Martin. Finally the blue flags have been waved and Stroll moves out for Ava Florence."

FLORENCE I need to have a long conversation with Papa Stroll about this driver.

LAP 50:

"It is a monumental weekend for Porsche. They have done everything right. And so as this man right here. Sebastian Vettel, two years out of the sport, he hasn't lost his touch. It's a new track, but a old feeling as SEBASTIAN VETTEL WINS THE SAUDI ARABIAN GRAND PRIX! THE FOURTH DIFFERENT RACE WINNER IN 2025! Behind Ava Florence crosses second and it is the first 1-2 by a team this season. That team being Porsche."

"Phenomenal race by both drivers. Fantastic strategy calls and overall, you saw the result of their efforts as Max Verstappen comes down to round out the podium. Brilliant."

FLORENCE That's the best I could do.

HENRY That's okay, Ava. That's exactly what we needed here.

FLORENCE Congrats to Seb tho. Love ya!

RUDI And that is a race win, Sebastian!

VETTEL YES! THANK YOU SO MUCH! IT'S AMAZING!

SAUDI ARABIA GRAND PRIX RACE RESULTS

1. SEBASTIAN VETTEL (+25) 2. AVA FLORENCE (+18) 3. MAX VERSTAPPEN (+15) 4. CHARLES LECLERC (+12) 5. LANDO NORRIS (+10) 6. OSCAR PIASTRI (+8) 7. LIAM LAWSON (+6) 8. LEWIS HAMILTON (+4) 9. ANDREA KIMI ANTONELLI (+2) 10. OLLIE BEARMAN (+1)

11. FERNANDO ALONSO 12. GEORGE RUSSELL 13. CARLOS SAINZ 14. ALEXANDER ALBON 15. ESTEBAN OCON 16. GABRIEL BORTOLETO 17. PIERRE GASLY 18. NICO HULKENBERG 19. YUKI TSUNODA 20. LANCE STROLL

21. JACK DOOHAN (DNF) 22. ISACK HADJAR (DNF)

porschef1

I think we look better in white (covered in champagne).

see comments below

delulu: Oh Porsche nothing can make me hage you.

brokencds: Audi taking Ls and Ls and Ls.

> smudge: Porsche are part owners of Audi at this point.

redbull: Can we join in on this? 😊

> ghost: Even RedBull is dissing Audi 💀

> porschef1: As long as you give our drivers some more wins, come on board.

SAUDI ARABIA POST RACE INTERVIEW

Interviewer: Sebastian, welcome to your first race win of the season. Is this bringing back some feelings?

Seb: Yes, it's amazing. It's good to be back in Formula 1. My job was to help the team out, get from the ground running. But also to compete. I miss the feeling of fighting for wins and we did that today. Incredible day for the team, and... for Ava, she did amazing. A Porsche 1-2. I couldn't be happier.

Ava: Before you ask anything, I have a question for you. Did Seb flirt with you?

Interviewer: No, not at all.

Ava: Good because I call dibs.

Interview: Alright. Okay, I guess. So this your fifth straight podium. You're getting early close to beating Hamilton in his rookie year. He got nine in a row. Was this the start you were expecting in Formula 1?

Ava: Absolutely not. Obviously it was a goal. To compete for a championship at one point. And coming into the first two races, I just trying to enjoy my time here. I'm still doing that, but I think now I'm a bit more focused on the championship and today, it was a good performance. Obviously very though to pass Seb on this track, but happy with the results.

Interviewer: So Max, after getting pole position you had a bit of a scrap with Florence before eventually having to settle for third. A bit of a disappointment this weekend for you?

Max: Yeah obviously, we were looking for a strong result out of pole. On the start, a bit slow, couldn't get the tires to respond properly and then Ava caught me by surprise and took it. Not great, but still good to be on the podium. Get as many points as possible.

avaflorence

I see how it is Jeddah. You like Seb more than me.

see comments below

florence4ever: you've still got this championship locked 🔒

jeddahcircuit: Don't worry. Next year is your year.

> avaflorence: What am I? Ferrari?

porschef1: Great job today girl!

> avaflorence: only you can make me feel better 😘

> delulu: theory: Porsche admin is the interviewer at the races that Ava flirts with

WORLD DRIVERS CHAMPIONSHIP

WORLD CONSTRUCTORS CHAMPIONSHIPS

A/N: This is for all of you manifesting a Sebastian Vettel win. Also, if Porsche does join F1 they should hire me as their F1 admin. As always, lemme know if you wanna be included by my taglist.

taglist: @freyathehuntress @allthings-fandoms

[bidaryl]

time travel fix it au's are done to death in this fandom but also they're my favourite thing in the world so au where the entire show happens as is and it's heartbreaking and inspiring etc but then. restart button. waking back up at the start of the end except only the people that lived remember

wanna think about what would happen when daryl and carol wake up at camp, remembering everything that happened; carol stronger, knowing in her gut that everything that she remembers is real, and daryl fucking terrified, because if everything in his head actually happened, then what the fuck is this

wanna think about a rick dragging a hostile merle and a wide-eyed glenn back to camp, memories completely intact, and running to reunite with his family. not letting daryl go and hugging carol so so so tight, collapsing to the ground with carl in his arms

wanna think about them dragging the atlanta group to the farm, maggie leaving the front porch light on for them, and everyone reuniting. rick seeing hershel again, daryl seeing beth, carol pulling sophia close, and maggie being unable to even breath, looking at glenn

wanna think about them tossing up whether to even go to the prison, but they met important people there, and alexandria's a long way, and if they're gonna survive this time–if they're gonna live–they're gonna do it right

so they go to the prison so they can figure out their next step, and michonne's there and waiting, andre on her hip, and they deal with the governor before the governor deals with them, and sasha and tyresse finally show up, they find the prisoners, and then one day they get a knock on the front gate, and it's negan

negan showing up, no baseball bat in hand but his leather jacket still in place, a sick but alive lucille by his side, laura and doctor franklin behind him, and all he's got to say is at the end of the world, i know which side i wanna be on

the fallout of that, of maggie being against it, of rick never having gotten to see negan at the end, not knowing the choices he made, the good and the bad. daryl and carol looking at glenn, seeing him alive and in love and having no memory of his last moments, and never wanting anything to ruin that, but negan saved judiths life, helped save all their lives. he chose, in the end, and now it's their turn

wanna think about a future where beth doesn't die, but they go on a rescue mission to get noah anyway. a future where tara turns up with her niece, led by eugene with abraham and rosita following right behind him

wanna think about how they'd handle terminus, how they'd handle the claimers. wanna think about them trying to find father gabriel, except gabe made it the first time around, and he wasn't wasting his second chance. he saved his flock, and he led them to alexandria, and he's waiting

wanna think of connie's group searching for hilltop. not finding maggie, or alden, but finding jesus. wanna think about lydia, being a fucking child, and watching her mother kill her dad, and remembering aaron telling her how loved she was

wanna think of the growing pains of them being able to save so many more family members this time, but god, a larger group is harder to keep alive

daryl trying to run interference with merle and everyone else, getting the jack of it one day and telling him he's already mourned him once, and he won't again. if merle wants to stay–to live–then it's up to him. daryl's not gonna babysit him anymore

rick trying to find his footing between lori and shane and judith, with carl, with michonne and andre. michonne looking at a weak but alive lori grimes holding a screaming and crying newborn in her arms, and knowing that she's never gonna be her daughter the way she was before, but knowing she'll always be something to her

carol struggling to be the mother sophia needs her to be, emotions too sharp and constantly fucking terrified. doesn't know how to hold onto someone like that anymore, either gripping too tight or not at all

maggie trying to exist in a world where she has everyone she's ever loved back, so close and so fucking dear, except it cost her her son. not knowing if she'll ever get him back at all. doesn't know how to live with the grief of losing someone she never technically had in this world

they make it to alexandria and it's aaron opening the gate for them, waiting to welcome them home

[heavyhitterheaux]

No More Love For You

Gabrielle's Tale as told by @halfmoondaze

Heaux Tales of Jack Harlow

Gabrielle watched Jack walk off the stage, with sweat all over him and his curls almost sticking to his forehead, wearing his white beater shirt and she couldn’t help but feel some type of way.

He was grinning from ear to ear as he interacted with all the members from his crew who were congratulating him on the show. Seeing him in his element and thriving made her feel so attracted to him, more than she already was if that was even possible.

She  didn’t even realize that she was lost in her own thoughts until Jack’s voice made her snap back to reality.  

“You good?”

“Yeah ... .you were amazing up there” She said shyly.

“Thanks babe” he said, putting his arm around Gabrielle and pulling her towards him in a hug and kissing the top of her head.

“Shit, sorry I forgot I stink” he said quickly realizing he was in need of a shower.

“Never bothered me before” She whispered only loud enough for him to hear.

He was taken back by her sudden boldness as she was usually shy and reserved.

“Is that so?”

She simply nodded while smiling at him. 

“Aight, I just have to say hello to a few more people…and then I’ll by all yours” he whispered in her ear.

“Ok, just don’t take too long”

He smiled to himself and walked away.

After 20 minutes, Jack came through the door.

“I see you didn’t forget about me” She said, playing with her hair.

“Never”

He cupped her face and started kissing her and it quickly turned into a full on makeout session.

Gabrielle  tangled her fingers into his curls while he held her waist deepening the kiss.

And suddenly, there was a knock on the door.

Jack rolled his eyes and pulled away.

“Do you really need to take that?” She whined.

“It could be Neelam”

Gabrielle simply gave him a look. 

“Babe, she’s my boss. I can’t just blow her off”

“Alright” She finally said in defeat.

He looked at her in an adorable way and approached her.

“I’ll make it up to you”

“How?”

“Tomorrow is my day off. We can do anything you want. You’ll have me all to yourself for the whole day”

“Really?”

“Promise”

She pretended to think it through before coming up with an answer.

“Ok”

He kissed her, being satisfied with the answer he received. 

“I’ll be right back”

At that moment his phone started ringing.

“Wait, Jack-”

He walked out of the room before he could hear her.

“-you forgot your phone”

She simply sighed.

Gabrille wasn’t normally one to check on her partner’s phone, but considering it didn’t stop chiming nonstop, she thought that it wouldn’t hurt to take a look. Which was now something that she instantly regretted.

3 unread messages.

Hey babe

How was the show tonight?

The kids miss you and we can’t wait for you to get home. We’ll see you soon.Love you. 

Tears started flooding her eyes and before she knew it, she felt sick to her stomach. 

She took his phone and started scrolling through his previous messages with this woman.

He had a whole family: three children, two girls and a boy, who seemed to be around 2, 5 and 7 years old. 

All this time, she was a side piece.

At that moment Jack came back to the dressing room and stopped in his tracks when he saw her crying.

“Babe, what’s wrong?” he said with worry in his eyes as he walked up to her.

“Are you cheating on me?”

“What-”

“Am I your side piece?!” Gabrielle asked, starting to get angry.

“No, why would you even think that?”

“Then what’s this?!” She said while throwing his phone at him.

He picked up his phone from the floor and saw the conversation.

“I can explain,” he said, looking at her pleading.

“Screw you” She said as she started to gather her belongings. 

“Gabby, wait!” He said, taking her hand.

“Don’t fucking touch me”

He backed a few steps from her and simply sighed.

“I don’t want to see you again”

With that said, she took all of her things and left.

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[skylarmoon71]

Winchester - (Supernatural / Smallville Crossover AU) - Chapter 14

~Present~

You’ve been gone for about an hour and Clark is desperate. He’s zipped around just about every rock he could, but it’s hard when he has no idea where to go.

Finally he lands right back at your home. His first thought had been to call your brothers, but the way you looked at Michael, he must have been powerful. He didn’t want to bring anyone else into that line of fire, especially since he had no idea what he’s really dealing with.

There must be someone out there.

“Think, think!”

He walks around for a few times before it hits him.

Angel.

Well archangel if he remembered correctly.

“What was his name..”

He’s running through it all when it finally hits.

“G-Gabriel! If you can hear me please help! (Y/N) is in trouble!”

All he hears are wings, and the rush of wind smacks right into his face.

“What’s wrong, where is she!!” Gabriel looks a bit desperate, and Clark shakes his head.

“I-I can’t find her. Michael took her.”

Gabriel curses.

“That dick, I need to find Castiel.”

He’s about to take off, but Clark grabs his hand.

“Please, take me with you.”

Gabriel pauses, finally looking him over. It’s then it registers.

“You’re her kryptonian boo, can’t believe we’re just now meeting.” Gabriel smiles.

“Sure kid, hold on.”

He places a hand on Clark’s shoulder as they both disappear.

The next time they land, he’s stunned that they’re standing inside of an unfamiliar room.

Clark catches sight of Dean who jolts in his spot at the table.

“Damn it Gabriel!! Stop dropping in like that!!”

Dean looks ready to put a bullet in him. Castiel is the one that steps forward when he sees panic on Clark’s face.

“What’s wrong?”

Sam and Dean both stand.

“Dear old brother has (Y/N). We don’t have time to sit around chatting, we need to find her now.”

Dean looks furious.

“Are you saying Michael took her? What would he want with her?”

Clark shook his head.

“I don’t know. I’ve searched everywhere, I can’t find her, please, please help me.”

He sounded desperate and they all exchanged looks. Dean moves over, patting Clark’s shoulder.

“You did good calling Gabriel kid. Let’s go find her.”

Clark nods.

“This isn’t going to be easy, he must know that we’re going to be looking for her. With the protection ward, finding (Y/N) will be difficult. We need Jack.” Dean nods.

“JACK!!”

His voice rings throughout the bunker and he’s at their side in an instance.

“What’s wrong Dean?”

“We need to find Michael, he has (Y/N).”

Jack didn’t need anymore explanation, when he blinked, the golden ring sparked in his eyes.

“Let’s start looking.”

Sam was already moving to grab the angel blades

They were ready, the question is, was Michael?” 

[sugarrushproductions]

Sabriel Family Headcannons

Not married, sees no real point too. They love each other, that's enough.

A few months after they begin dating, a hunt has them dealing with a shifter. Another hunter had already dealt with it, but accidentally missed something.

The shifter's kid. Not really kid, but the one that was ordered to raise it.

Dean was busy on another hunt with Cas and Jack, so Mary goes with him.

They arrive just after the hunter blows town.

Since they're there, the two decide to check things out just in case.

Sam has to check the sewers, a bit annoyed. He can never win Rock Paper Scissors with his mom.

He found some of what the shifter shed.

He also found a little girl. That was unexpected.

He takes her back the hotel room.

Mary is concerned, but doesn't want to kill her.

She's only nine after all.

She hates it when she found out silver burns her.

Sam is thankfully able to convince her to let her stay.

They can't leave her in town, so she comes back to the bunker.

Dean is surprisingly ok with keeping her around. Jack immediately takes to her as well. Big brother energy.

Jack loves showing her his powers and is mostly their go to baby sitter. Mary and him take turns.

This goes on for a good few months.

Gabriel comes to visit Sam and the crew, only to find him reading to the little girl.

At first he can't bring himself to interrupt.

He just watches. Sam doing voices, making the girl laugh.

He'd never felt more in love.

Sam happens to glance up and see him.

Gabriel blushes and looks away, like he hadn't been silently watching him read to this girl.

Sam promised to finish the book later and picks the girl up to greet Gabriel.

At first the girl is shy, burying herself into Sam's shoulder.

She lightens a small bit after they kiss. Even more when Gabriel summons candy and gives her some.

He finds out her name is Sally.

From then on he's not just visiting Sam and his nephew.

There are days he'll come the bunker to find Jack and Sally snacking on the sugary cereal Sam disapproves of.

(side note: did not plan this intentionally, but now I see them dressing as Jack and Sally for Halloween)

Gabriel can't help but laugh when Jack and Sally say simultaneously "Don't tell Sam (Sammy)"

He'll stay until Sam gets back from the current hunt.

He shows off his illusions, Sally loving every bit of it.

She even makes requests based off her books and favorite shows.

She starts calling him Gabe like Sam does.

One day she goes to Gabriel, tugs on his pant leg, and asks him to make an illusion of what a kid of him and Sam wouldn't look like.

He starts. He doesn't know what to think.

He asks why and she explains that she can't shift unless she's seen the person she's trying to copy.

Sam comes in and hears it.

Both their hearts melt at her insistence.

Gabe obliges, making a vision of her with brown hair with a golden sheen. She has his nose, Sam's eye shape and color. She's the same height and has cute little dimples.

He really loved the one she has already.

Sally leaves to go shift in her room, thanking Gabe with a hug.

Sam and Gabe embrace, surprised but overjoyed to have a daughter.

I don't know why, but I find it really cute for these two to have a shifter daughter. I just feel it's a cool parallel to destiel and Jack. What do you think?

[satureja13]

Kiyoshi and Little Goat stepped through the portal first. It lead them to the temple area at Mount Komorebi.

Kiyoshi waited for the others to come through. But it seems the portal leads each of them to their own destination.

Eventually Dtui found him. She told him that this is an otherworldly version of the temple and it's surroundings and that it took her quite a bit of strength to appear here when she heard 'the call'...

She didn't know about the horses but had another quest for him. Since he is already here...

“The most exquisite paradox: as soon as you give it all up, you can have it all. As long as you want power, you can’t have it. The minute you don’t want power, you’ll have more than you ever dreamed possible.” ~Ram Dass (from the Tiny Buddha site)

So she sent him to the river to meditate over this task... (Nothing is ever easy in this story lol! And they don't have much time since the portal is overgrowing on the other side!)

Kiyoshi sat by the river for a while and eventually came to the conclusion that he will let his family go. He grew up in a family loyal to the Council and when he met Dtui from the Resistance and his fated mate Jack, the werwolf, he changed sides and parted ways with his family (his father even lit the pyre at Kiyoshi's execution...) ( -> The story of Kiyoshi and Dtui) This had been eating him up for the last three years and it's time to move on and let them go. They only could act as good as they could and there's no way to change them or the situation.

In the meantime Little Goat seems to have found the first horse!

Kiyoshi met him later by the river. He told him his name is 霧 = Kiri, the japanese word for 'fog'. His breed is: Nokota. (Just as Kiyoshi, I didn't change Kiri in CAS, he was perfect and beautiful as he was, just like Kiyoshi ;)

He was something to observe Came in close, I heard a voice Standing, stretching every nerve I had to listen, had no choice

Peter Gabriel - Solsbury Hill

They hurried back to the temple before the portal closes.

But Kiri refused to go near the portal. It's already getting dark...

No matter what he tried. Kiri grew fond of his freedom in the otherworld. Here he was able to achieve more that a mere horse at a farm.

Eventually clever Little Goat made a deal with him. He would share his form in the other world with Kiri so he could shift into horse shape and Kiri could stay here for most of the time and come and go to his liking.

And with the option to mainly stay in the otherworld, Kiri agreed. He kind of missed the farm (a bit ;) and the other horses (a lot). (Little Goat later registered a patent for this application: The PokeHor =pocket+horse)

And so Kiyoshi, Little Goat (and Kiri) left the otherworld again.

TMI: Komorebi 木漏れ日 (pronounced kō-mō-leh-bē) Literally, “sunlight leaking through trees,” this word describes the beauty and wonder of rays of light dappling through overhead leaves, casting dancing shadows on the forest floor.

From the Beginning  ~  Underwater Love ~  Latest

[dawnthefox24]

*Cole is spending his time with Martina and Gabriel for a break but seems a bit stressed out thinking of something special to do for Gabriel birthday* Martina: Cole, mijo what's running through you're mind? Are you not having fun spending time with us? Cole: I'm fine Martina...just....*looks around quickly* Cole: *whispers to her * Gabe's birthday is tomorrow and I don't know what to give him... Martina:* looks a bit serious * You want to give him something? Cole: hmm hm *nods* Martina:*smiles softly* alright mijo, I'll help you out only on one condition Cole: Of course anything Martina: You help me out in the kitchen, since we're going to be baking Cole:*looks a bit dumbfounded but shrugs his shoulders anyways* sure Martina: Gracias, but we do it at night while Gabriel is away okay Cole: why? Martina:* puts a finger to her lips and smiles* Cole:*seems confused but nodded* Martina: I'll see you during the night since Gabriel is going to spend time with his friends so we'll have time*She smiled* Cole:*nods forgetting that Gabriel was going to spend time with Ana and Jack for awhile tonight before coming back home on his birthday* I forgot about that... Martina:*chuckles*It's okay you're stressed but trust me you and I are going to do something for him okay just wait okay Cole: yes ma'am Martina: Good *Once night rolled around Martina said good bye to her husband hugging him and telling him that she and Cole will spend time together as he goes out and have fun with Jack and Ana* Gabriel: You sure you two will be fine? I can take you both- Martina: *Rolling her eyes* mira mi amor, will be fine. Trust me I'm more scary than you too the kid okay Gabriel: True...but are you sure you'll be fine on you're own though? Martina:*starts pushing him out the door* Aye just go! Jack and Ana are waiting for you also I'm sure that they both don't want Cole around so get going Gabriel:*Is just letting it happened as he's already outside* okay, okay I'm going. I'll see you two in the morning on my birthday Martina: Okay, Love you Good bye ~*quickly shuts the door on him* Cole:*Pokes his head out in the kitchen* is he gone? Martina: Sí*walks over towards him and pulls out two baking pans, a cookie pan and a cake pan* Cole: Are we baking him his cake? Martina: *nods*And cookies as well, chocolate chips. I hope you can keep up with me Cole: *snorts a laughter* I can keep up Martina: *smiled and went to the fridge and got the eggs, flour,milk, chocolate chips and milk out before handing Cole the carton of eggs* Can you crack the eggs for me mijo? Cole:*nods and grabs a bowl as he starts cracking the eggs* *Soon everything was done with the baking Martina smiled happily as she placed each cookie on the cake happily clearly tired. Since both of them have been up till sunrise since, the both of them got distracted and of course either the cookies or the cake came out too dry or too moist but in the end they got it done* Martina:*looked over at Cole who seemed to be lying down on the couch clearly trying to stay awake* You know you can sleep Cole no need to stay up Cole: B-but...I don't want miss his r- *Yawns tiredly* Cole: his reaction... Martina:*smiled softly and went to grab a blanket for him* Sleep, I'll wake you up when he come's home okay~ Cole: hmm okay...*Is already dozing off before completely falling asleep* Martina:*places the blanket on him before looking at the sight of the kitchen before sighing a bit knowing that she has to clean it afterwards* I'll clean later... Martina:*sat down on the couch before closing her eyes too falling asleep since she was very drained from baking* Sorry mijo...mama is a bit tired *Soon Gabriel came home hugging Ana and Jack happily thanking them before heading in side when the first thing that he noticed was the kitchen was a mess and saw Martina and Cole out cold on the couch before he noticed the cake and cookies together with the cake written happy birthday on it* Gabriel:*smiles softly and chuckled a bit* Thank you,you two... I love it

[dark-mega]

It's funny how you're taught that nurture plays an immeasurable role in who you are while also being taught that YOU play an immeasurable role in who you are. The thing is, deep down nobody really believes nurture plays an immeasurable role in who you are while also believing that YOU play an immeasurable role in who you are, at least in a consistent way. Deep down people want it to be one or the other depending on the person they're judging so they sort people into two groups. Those who are the way they are because the world forces their hand, and those who are the way they are "just because". That's sadly how you get characters like Adrien Agreste and Jack Horner. Like Astruc said, everyone knows Adrien is "perfect", but does flawed things because the world forces his hand. And everyone knows nurture played no role in creating Jack Horner. He is the way he is "just because".

You see this is actually showcased by Jack,Adrien and Chloe

Chloe was molded by her nurture since every aspect of her personality was because of someone else’s influence. Her mother her pure hatred for anything that she doesn’t like but also her need for attention, her spoiled personality and the fact she sometimes is a giant brat but also her relationship with Sabrina which may have come from the similar relationship their fathers have (showcased by mega leech) and finally Hawkmoth & ladybug molded her personality in different ways; Ladybug for the better and hawkmoth for the worse but Chloe never really did anything to build character herself, she just learned from others

Jack was molded by himself since every part of he’s life is nothing but him having the wrong reaction, loving parents,a thriving business and a mansion, yet he still envy’s the fairytale characters, Jack choose to be like that

And Adrien a bit of both since he’s obviously emotionally easy to break and manipulate thanks to he’s father but he molded himself has someone with… “attitude” to say the least which is showcased by he’s alter ego “cat noir” which showcased he’s self built sense of rebellion

On a side note can i talk about how this talks about Adriens character and hawkmoth has a villain?

people always debate if Ladybug should be the protagonist but cat noir having not only having this personal conflict but also hawkmoth being he’s father shows he has more potential than she could ever had

They try to give them a Spider-Man and Green Goblin kind of rivalry but that doesn’t work with ladybug and Hawkmoth

Good villains have something that puts them against their Hero

Batman and Joker are complete opposites

Death is Puss in Boots biggest fear and motivation for the wish (literally) going after him

Green goblin and Spider-Man are in similar situations, both have the power to change the world but Peter learned to use this power to better the life’s of others even if he’s sucks, meanwhile Norman used this power to better he’s life while ruining others to better he’s already great life (not talking about the movie version but more like of the comics and other series version)

Hawkmoth does not have any kind of connection with ladybug or parallel or anything, at most he makes her life a stress for having to save Paris while also being her crush father. But outside of that the character that fits better has Hawkmoth enemy is Adrien

Jack exists not only so they can get rid of the wish and have a big bad to defeat since death is unbeatable, but also to showcase the kinds of villains. A movie Can have, the movie doesn’t pretend he’s puss biggest enemy but he’s the worse person in here

Gabriel is the worse person but still fails to be anything more than a villain, he lacks the enjoyment of Jack or the sympathy Goldilocks & the three bear give and he’s not even near the level of intimidation,fear,power and personal connections Death has with puss

[lovingoverwatchguys]

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(Wow, I love when my notifications don’t work and I don’t see people’s replies. -_-)

Fun fact: I literally wrote a line recently in-character about Cassidy thinking he or Jack should be the one to kill Reaper, but he knows Jack won’t do it, so he has to someday. On the same wavelength, I suppose. I could see him putting it off as long as possible for obvious reasons, but eventually he’ll reach the point he has to make the choice, and he knows what choice he’s going to make when he reaches that point.

Talking with Jack will make it clear to him (if it isn’t already...) that Jack is just not capable of judging Gabriel objectively. Jack’s judgment will always be clouded by his own feelings and worldview, and there’s just no changing that. Not only will Jack not be able to kill Gabriel if it’s necessary, but I don’t think Cassidy would want Jack to have to, because he’d quickly realize that it’d absolutely destroy Jack if he had to do that.

Something I don’t think people give Cassidy credit for is that, at least to me, he seems to be pretty good at understanding other people. (One big example of this for me was how he could tell Baptiste was on his side so easily). And I think that might inform him to see ‘well, Jack is being kind of a shithead, but I know he wants the best for us in the end’, while also seeing ‘Gabriel probably won’t find redemption until it’s too late and one of my team gets killed’. Good intentions vs not-so-good ones. That’s why I could see him reaching peace with Jack, but it’d be much harder for him to do that with Gabriel.

That also might be why Retribution was such a shock to him. He didn’t expect Reyes to do something like that, and it wasn’t in line with his judgment of Reyes. It wasn’t just a breach of trust (although it was that), it was also a moment of do I even know you?

Also, about Lena, I think she could serve as a bit of an “anchor” for Jack - a lot of his chances to rebuild old relationships could come from his caring for her. His ‘bridge’ between the ‘old’ Overwatch and the ‘new’, if you know what I mean?

I dunno. I just like thinking about how the “new” Overwatch crew relate to the old ones. 

[jumptheshark]

rowena arriving at michael and adams wedding ready to mingle and get on the good sides of the most powerful beings in the universe

[lost-between-letters]

Let's Fight Tonight

Pairing: Jack Kline X Reader (she/her), side Destiel, side Claire X Kaia

Warnings: guns, fake death (as in no one actually dies but take care if you are sensitive to that kinda stuff), some making out

Word Count: 1,277

Summary: what says romance better than a good old battle where you're guarding your loved one's back?

A/N: beta'ed by the lovely @ohwowimlonley (so I'm blaming typos on her (no I don't))

Outraged shouts and guns going off filled the air.

"Jack!" Y/N whisper-shouted as she spotted the boy crouching behind a bookcase, gun pressed close to his body. He was unharmed though he turned and aimed at her with inhuman speed before recognition passed over his face.

Relief followed soon after. "They didn't get to you yet?"

"I'm faster than I look."

Jack nodded grimly and made to speak but stopped short and dragged her to the ground with him.

Moments later, his gun was going off at someone behind Y/N. Maniac laughter told them that Jack had missed though. Gabriel. He had been on Y/N's heels since this all began. Got Claire with a shot in the back before Y/N could save her. Jody would never let her hear the end of it for that - or Claire for that matter.

"Shit," Y/N voiced what they both were thinking when more footsteps approached, "any plans?"

"Shoot and hope?" Jack supplied. So pretty much their entire tactic for the day. And it had been supposed such a quiet day, spending time with people your own age for once. Oh what had become of that?

Yeah whatever. Wasn't like it would kill them or anything. "One last kiss?"

Jack smiled softly at the request and leaned over to press their lips together. His hand slid around her neck for just a moment and squeezed gently.

"I love you," Y/N breathed against his lips. She leaned their foreheads together as the steps grew louder, savouring the feeling of tender closeness before the fight would take them.

They had just gotten to their feet - standing with their backs to the bookshelf with just enough space between them to give the other room to fight - when a familiar voice echoed through the library.

"Told ya kids you can't win." Dean was coming from the left while Cas was rounding in on them from the right.

Both of them were walking the self assured walk of a warrior ready to take the win; their guns raised in perfect unison at the couple. Dean and his angel weren't here to take prisoners.

So Y/N and Jack had to be faster.

"What makes you think that?" Y/N stepped forward and deliberately drew their attention on her.

Worked like a charm too. Dean huffed, a smirk dancing over his face. "Oh I don't know maybe the fact the we've got you cornere-"

The hunter went down with a surprised sputter when Jack hit him straight in the chest.

And then all hell broke loose.

Sam - having heard his brother going down from some other part of the bunker - was suddenly right there, Gabriel at his side, and attacking Jack.

Meanwhile Castiel had turned towards Y/N who was determined to keep her stand next to her boyfriend. If they were going down, they were doing it together.

Guns were abandoned for fists and legs as the proximity didn't allow them, lest they wanted to accidentally hit someone on their team.

One shove sent Y/N to the ground, slithering to where Dean was laying. A grave mistake.

His hand was a vice around her ankle and pinned her to the ground with him. And here she had been thinking that he had been out already.

Jack - sweet Jack - noticed Y/N's peril almost immediately and bit and clawed his way over to her. "Leave her alone!"

"Yeah Dean-o no cheating," Gabriel sing-songed unexpectedly from the sidelines.

Wait, why wasn't anyone attacking them?

A glance to the prowl near the bookshelf confirmed Y/N's greatest hopes. Alex and Kaia were holding their own against two of the greatest hunters/warriors she knew. And that was saying a lot. Hell, they even were holding Gabriel back somehow - though he seemed more entertained than actually struggling.

Hey, whatever got them to the win.

Only that Dean had used her moment of observation to press his gun into her back.

"You tell me what you did to Charlie or I will pull the trigger," Dean threatened, his attention on Jack.

"You should be dead," Jack retorted and aimed again.

Which made Dean press harder. Y/N laughed. "You wanna know what happened to Charlie?"

She used the fracture of a second where his grip loosened and swung her free leg over his body.

"I shot her."

And then she shot Dean as well. This time, he stayed down.

"Dean!" Castiel lunged without thinking when he heard the body hit the ground for good.

His mistake.

Kaia took the opening as it was and shot him just as Alex got Gabriel.

Now only Sam was standing. With four victory high young adults turning towards him. He hadn't had the slightest of chance. He had been one of their best teachers after all.

"We won." The statement uttered with a sense of wonder came from Kaia. Her eyes were trained on the bodies around her, then slowly lifted to her team. Where one was missing.

"We did." Y/N nodded, a huge grin taking over her face.

They actually defeated them! A bunch of kids!

Jack was a step further already. Laughing freely. Without so much as warning, he drew her in and kissed her once again - in front of all of their family and friends. With tongue.

Y/N did not squak.

"Alright alright, game over, we do not need to see that," Claire said in that voice that clearly aimed for I-am-so-annoyed-with-my-little-brother-that-isn't-actually-related-to-me but didn't quite catch on that she was supposed to be, y'know, actually annoyed for that.

And with that, the spell was broken. Kaia flew into her arms, laughing and berating her for letting Gabriel get the drop on her.

"I still can't believe that you mojoed me to that damn floor," Dean grumbled and pointed his beer bottle at Gabriel.

The archangel in question was not impressed in the slightest bit and shrugged with his trademark shit eating grin. "Hey, you were cheating, I had to do something."

"I was not." Dean huffed indignant, "Jack missed."

"He didn't miss, I saw the freaking lights," Y/N stated as she re-entered the room. Beer bottles and glasses full of other beverages were handed to the grabby fingers of her friends.

They all let Dean complain some more while Jack pulled Y/N in his lap and rested his chin on her shoulder. This right there was his family. And Y/N loved it with all the parts that weren't already consumed by Jack.

The easy teasing that followed the aftermath of their laser-tag adventures was not-so-surprisingly aimed mainly at the adults.

"You're just a sore loser," Claire said and added smugly, "and still got shot the second time around."

"Yeah that was just sad to watch." Alex laughed and stretched out on her part of the sofa.

"At least I didn't get shot in the back."

"You really wanna go there Dean?" Charlie quipped, "your angel coming to your rescue?"

"Shut it."

Dean was getting grumpier by the second. It made Y/N want to tease him until he was as red as a tomato. But she was pretty comfortable right here with Jack and she didn't want one of his dads throwing her out for being giggly, thank you very much.

Turned out that she didn't even have to do anything to fulfill her goal. All it took was Castiel to look up from his own drink solemnly, nudge Dean's leg with his and say earnestly, "But I really was attempting to come to your rescue, Dean."

And there was tomato-Dean.

"Oh we are so doing this again," Gabriel proclaimed.

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Four Seasons of Father Paul HCs

Spring

As soon as the flowers start blooming again, he’s bringing you whatever he can manage to scrounge from the neighbors’ gardens.

Before you two were anything official - before he’d even confessed his feelings for you - he tried giving you up for Lent. He failed miserably and ended up confessing the next day. It’s the only time he’s failed on giving something up for Lent. 

Paul personally hides all of the eggs for the church Easter egg hunt.

He finds every excuse to talk to you at the spring festival. He knows he can’t be at your side all the time in public, but that doesn’t stop him from trying to catch your eye every time he can. Erin’s the first to notice, giving you a little nudge and telling you to just go talk to him already, he looks like a sad kitten that’s just had a bath.

So you do, and you end up spending the rest of the day together. People start to talk, but Bev thinks her efforts to get you more involved in the church are working. She’s not totally wrong...

Summer

The first time you see him out in public not dressed like a priest is at the beach. That’s when you find out he has a tiny tattoo he and a bunch of his seminary classmates all got before taking their vows. Unless you knew from other things before.

Summer means the general store has soft serve ice cream again, which means the two of you can go for ice cream dates, walking around the island. Surely people have started putting things together by now, right? 

Y’all take so many walks on the beach that the rectory is constantly filled with sand, no matter how much he tries to clean. It’s worth it, though.

He’ll try to find rocks that match the color of your eyes like that one tumblr post. He’s also obsessed with finding the rare scraps of sea glass that wash up on the beach and will collect them all for you. He wants to make them into something to decorate the rectory with, but he can never decide what.

Summer means baseball season. This means baseball game dates on the mainland. It’s one of the few times Paul doesn’t have to hide how much he loves you. He’ll buy you whatever snacks you want and hold your hand during the game, but he’ll want to stay for the entire thing... which means if the game ends after the last ferry leaves, you’re ~stuck~ on the mainland together, oh no :)

Fall

Paul’s a big fan of all the baked goods fall has to offer. He starts a church bake sale, which you gladly help out with.

Pumpkin patch dates on the mainland followed by pumpkin carving in the rectory. He’s mastered the basic pumpkin carving designs and will make a bunch of jack-o-lanterns purely because they annoy Bev, who thinks Halloween is a heathen holiday.

He loves handing out Halloween candy at the church. He never wears complicated costumes, just a pair of cat ears or something. You definitely take pictures and keep telling him how cute they make him look. 

He tried going as a ghost once, but the sheet he picked was way too short on him. And he didn’t cut any holes for his eyes so he definitely tripped on the church steps.

Thanksgiving is a quiet affair. He’ll go to visit your family or you’ll have your own little dinner on the island, but every year, you’re what he’s most thankful for.

Winter

Even though Easter and its miracles are supposed to be his favorite, he loves Christmas even more. He decorates the rectory with so many lights that Wade has to tell him to tone it down so he doesn’t overload the power grid.

He personally directs the Christmas pageant every year. He lets whoever plays the angel Gabriel borrow his spare gold chasuble (much to Bev’s distain, but it was her fault for ordering one that was too short on him anyway).

He’ll bake dozens of cookies so you can decorate them together, and then hand them out after Mass. He gets flour and sugar all over the rectory, and somehow he always ends up getting icing in his hair. 

He’s constantly playing Christmas songs as soon as Thanksgiving is over. When they’re not on the radio, he’s singing them in the shower or humming them as he works. 

He’ll definitely hang mistletoe in the rectory to have an excuse to kiss you, not that he needs one.

He’s got a collection of ugly Christmas sweaters and will buy other ugly holiday sweaters if you celebrate a different winter holiday. He also refuses to acknowledge that they’re ugly and will wear them everywhere.

If you have kids, his favorite part of Christmas is sneaking presents “from Santa” under the tree for them in the middle of the night. 

[visceralprayers]

he smiled back at august, nodding, " they are. " his family meant so much to him, he hadn't hesitated to speak so warmly of them in all his time in transylvania, he had missed them after all, every moment that matteo didn't find himself too engrossed with his host. " I hope your journey wasn't too bad, I did try to make sure you had the best, " the arrangements were made weeks in advance, but he'd had little to no contact with august after his journey began and he'd had his concerns that the man may not arrive at all until he'd finally heard from august again. he reached beneath the table, brushing his fingers against august's hand, " do you like the house we picked out? it's-- nothing compared to what you had back home, but... "

" ah, well, this is a nice enough place to start. " everybody seemed focused on their own individual conversations and that was just fine for him, it gave gabriel a moment to actually sit with his thoughts. his thoughts that had him studying dakota's features as if he knew him already, but that couldn't be. gabriel had travelled many places over the years, but nowhere close to transylvania. " sorry, " he breathed a chuckle when dakota seemed to notice his lingering gaze, " you jus'-- seem familiar, but maybe you jus' remind me of someone, I don't know. "

joshua hummed, " I'm sure it's quite the show, " his smile barely wavered as he drank her in. in this lighting, at close proximity, she truly was just as he remembered. he had to stop himself, the sudden, intense to desire to reach out and touch her had joshua second guessing whether his decision to remain at her side was a wise one. " forgive me for staring, " he breathed, " you're very beautiful. "

louis had spent the evening arguing with niki, getting involved with other vampires was a risk, letting them know who they were, what they were, especially with the knowledge that they were outnumbered was reckless. he was a lot more on edge seeing riley's interest, even if he felt the initial attraction to the other. nikhar was a lot more positive, and didn't seem to care what the result was, or maybe this was simply his revenge for louis' outburst about their life together being dull as of late.

nikhar knew louis would be pouting, but maybe it was a good idea to meet other vampires, maybe it was wise to make friends where they could with their own species before they killed one another. his attention rested solely on the striking shelby, lips curving into an easy smile, " that's quite the journey, " he hummed. the vampire couldn't help the laugh that left his lips at that, " oh yes, plenty of life here. " his eyes lifted to the door when he heard the scuff of a shoe on the pavement, " watch out for this one, " he warned, just as the doorbell rang, and jack made his way inside, passing off his jacket to the butler with a rushed apology for why he was late.

august smiled even if he didn't respond . he was quite taken with matteo and he was sure that was obvious the other . the two were quite attached at the hip before and maybe august had been partially worried that the distance would have changed something but it was clear that it hadn't . they moved into the dining room and august pulled out matteo's chair before taking a seat . " your family seems lovely , " august spoke as he looked back at matteo . " although , from what you've spoken of them , i didn't expect anything less . "

it seemed to be a reflect that gabriel pulled the chair out for dakota and the vampire didn't hesitate to sit . he half wondered if gabriel felt anything no matter how faint . " august likes to venture , " dakota hummed , " thought a change of scenery might do us all some good . "

amusement touched kieran's eyes , " wait until you see us go at it . " they were all usually on their best behavior and their dramatics weren't always directed at each other . kieran's , usually , was directed at jack but he was currently absent . " thank you , " she spoke with a smile , not unaware of joshua's close proximity to her .

riley's gaze eventually drifted from nikhar to louis . he really was a pretty thing , the vampire couldn't deny that . they eventually moved toward the dining room , " transylvania , " they spoke simply . it was home , as far as riley was concerned , but they weren't complaining about the move . " this place is a little more lively . "

[amaranthhiding]

Samwena Fanfic Preview

I’m still shocked that AO3 only has 501 Sam/Rowena fics at the time I’m writing this... and that’s including those that only have background Samwena. So I’m sharing a sneak peek of the first ~2000 words of my Sam/Rowena story with other Samwena enthusiasts. Maybe the preview can bring some excitement to someone out there—and some peace to me because today seems to be one of those days where my anxiety is spiking. Please be kind, I’m just a little bit terrified of hitting the “Post” button for this. Pairings: Sam/Rowena, Sam&Rowena friendship No secondary pairing. Other SPN characters’ involvement will be minimal, so far only a phone call with Dean. Rating: so far undecided (but the 2000 word excerpt here is teen-rated) Words: so far 17,500, but it’s far from finished. This story is not posted to AO3 yet. Tags: post-ep 13x19 “Funeralia”, Magic, Curses, Witches, Action & Adventure, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Sam POV, Rowena POV

Written for the prompt “Fool’s Gold” of the SPN RarePairTober, which I’m hopelessly late for. Story of my life.

Summary: Rowena shows up at the bunker after she has been targeted by a custom-made, lethal curse with the sole goal of destroying her. Under the shadow of this ticking timer of doom, she and Sam are left with a handful of days to prevent a slow, painful death. The search for a cure sees them on a last-minute flight to Central America.

A Metal Pursued by the Witless

Sneak Peek of the first 2000 words of Chapter 1

Sam

Sam sighed, feeling exhausted beyond the stinging in his eyes from too many hours of staring at the computer screen. All of it felt so… pointless when every lead they had on Gabriel turned out to be nothing but a dead end. Not even Rowena had been able to find the archangel, and Dean and Cas were on their way back from the latest road to nowhere, which left Sam alone in the company of his laptop and his own misery. He usually embraced the quiet, but right now it was far too loud.

It was impossible to focus when his thoughts kept spiraling back to all sorts of nightmares that their mom and Jack might be going through in that exact second. They were out there, fighting a war in a doomed universe, and there was nothing Sam could do about it. Nothing other than dig through that corner of the internet for anything angelic, with more alien sightings and 'My dog is the reincarnation of Elvis' posts than his sanity could handle right now.

Frustrated, he slid his laptop closed and pushed it away from himself to the other end of the table. He rubbed two fingers over the bridge of his nose in a futile attempt of releasing some tension. The cold wind outside howled along the bunker's outer wall and Sam breathed out a bitter chuckle at the thought that this was the perfect soundtrack to his life. All of this was on him. He'd made the call to return Gabriel's grace, naive enough to believe the archangel would side with them in return. As if Sam's willingness to trust in the good in people hadn't screwed them over enough times already. He—

Someone hammered against the bunker's door with all the urgency of another Apocalypse.

Sam got to his feet and climbed up the stairs with a frown, considering and discarding several possibilities of who he'd find on the other side of that thick layer of metal. Dean wouldn't forget the key, and there was no way Cas would ever knock like this. For an insane moment, Sam conjured the mental image of their mom and Jack being back home, just like that, no questions asked.

When the old hinges finally shrieked open in a gust of dried leaves, what greeted Sam was the sight of windswept red.

"Rowena?" he asked, not even trying to hide his surprise. "I, uh, I didn't expect you so soon after—"

Something on her face let the tiny smile die on his lips before it ever had a chance to exist.

No wisecrack, no flirtation. Not even an insult. This couldn't be good, Sam thought as he took in the wide-eyed look the witch directed his way. She seemed impossibly small wrapped in that long coat, another icy gust of wind pulling at her hair.

After a hurried glance back over her shoulder, she inhaled in the way one did before making grave statements. Sam waited patiently for whatever this was. Then she suddenly seemed to think better of it and simply shoved her way past him into the bunker.

"Sure, come on in," Sam commented sarcastically, lifting one of his hands with a palm upwards that said, 'Not like people in this bunker usually care what I think either.'

He could pinpoint the exact moment she seemed to come to a decision at the bottom of the stairs, squaring her shoulders before turning to look back up at him.

"Samuel," she said and attempted a smile that was nothing but a pale shadow of her usual air of grandiosity. "You see, there I was, enjoying a vanilla foam bath, when I thought to myself… I thought a seasoned witch like yours truly, with such considerable power…"

Her eyes lingered on the still open bunker door and Sam could swear he saw a flash of fear in them that Rowena masked quickly with another bright smile.

Sam narrowed his eyes, allowing the door to fall closed while noting the way Rowena's shoulders sank down in relief as soon as it sealed shut with a bang.

"I thought it was an affront that someone like me," she continued, undeterred. "...would be done in by a wee tracking spell!"

Fine, he'd play. By now Sam was absolutely sure that what she wasn't saying held the real information, so it took him a moment to process what had been said.

"Wait a second," he asked carefully, still not quite sure what to make of any of this. "Does that mean there's still hope to—to track Gabriel? You want to… try again?"

"There's no harm in trying, aye?" she asked, seemingly having recovered from whatever it was she wasn't telling him because the smile reached her eyes again.

"Uh, I mean, sure. And I appreciate you came all this way out here to try again, I do. But…" Sam frowned. "Didn't you say on the phone that Gabriel was too low on grace to give a blip on your radar? Especially without any belonging of his to lock onto?"

"Och, today's a new day! New chances, and all that."

Sam followed Rowena to the map table where she deposited her purse on one of the chairs. He watched as she dug out a crystal ball to place on the table. Only when she started hovering her hands over the glass sphere did Sam notice that she still hadn't taken off her coat or even the long black silken gloves concealing her hands and forearms.

"Ostende mihi illum quem quaero,"¹ Rowena chanted, the Latin easily flowing off her tongue in a way that Sam admired. He still felt awkward sometimes when he needed to pronounce the dead language instead of just reading it silently on a page, unsure if he truly got it right.

The glass ball remained dark.

Sam threw a surprised look Rowena's way, seeing her mutter something under her breath. For a reason he couldn't figure out, she removed only one of her gloves, returning the now uncovered hand to the glass sphere. Then her gloved hand shot out to grasp Sam's, leading it to the opposite side of the crystal ball.

"You've met Gabriel before, I haven't," she stated simply, holding his gaze as she repeated the incantation.

Sam felt a tingling sensation on his palm and the glass sphere flared to life, throwing a purple glow over the map table's North American continent. Rowena hissed suddenly as if in pain and Sam saw her pull the gloved hand back to her body. The purple glow began to flicker and fade.

"Focus, Samuel," Rowena admonished without averting her gaze from the crystal ball, and Sam cleared his throat hastily. He concentrated on the memory of Gabriel on the upper floor of the bunker, eyes glowing and the shadows of wings spread behind him.

The glow inside the glass sphere shifted from purple to blue, but then it died as abruptly as the hope he'd allowed himself to feel for a short moment.

"I'm sorry, Sam. I think your archangel," Rowena said in genuine regret, placing the crystal ball back into her purse, "doesn't want to be found."

"Yeah, that—he, um, he kind of left in a hurry," Sam explained, a miserable smile tugging at one corner of his mouth in the memory of his misjudgment.

Rowena glanced up at the bunker's exit door, then closed her eyes with a quiet sigh while fumbling with the loose glove between her fingers.

Sam decided the time for some truth had come.

"What's with the, um, the gloves?" he asked and saw the hesitation on Rowena's face before the smile that didn't reach her eyes returned.

"Only the finest silk. Imported, of course."

Sam huffed out a breath with an annoyed sidewards glance, pressing his lips together. Of course it wouldn't be that easy.

"That's—that's not what I meant. But I think you know that." He looked directly into her face, waiting until she finally met his eyes again. "Rowena," he implored softly. "Tell me what's going on?"

She hesitated again, longer this time, before averting her gaze to the table.

"Nothing," she replied in a not very subtle attempt of deflection. "Just that failing a simple tracking spell isn't the best for a witch's reputation."

"Rowena, I thought we'd moved past this," Sam said quietly, surprised at himself that he felt actual hurt over her refusal to tell him the truth. "After everything, do you really trust me so little?"

"You're the only one I trust," she objected instantly, followed by a look of utter shock at her own words.

Sam swallowed through the silence, touched by the visible truthfulness of the admission.

A chuckle suddenly burst out of her. "I must be mad, saying this to the one who's going to kill me. Out of all the people in the world."

His stomach sank at the reminder of that prophecy, the phantom touch of his pistol's trigger still burning on his fingers.

"For what it's worth," he said, clearing his throat another time to get rid of the taste of guilt. "I do not want to kill you. Never have, actually."

The genuine smile playing around Rowena's mouth just confirmed how truly deranged his life was for this to count as a compliment.

He reached for her gloved hand, slowly enough for her to pull away if she wanted. She let him.

"Do you want to know what I felt when you stopped that bullet?" he asked, and Rowena inclined her head in silent question.

"Relief," he stressed, and peeled the glove off her arm. The sight of what he found let the fabric slip from his fingers and sink to the ground. Where before there had been dark silk, he now saw dark-gray skin, dried out like something that had withered a while ago.

"Wh—what…," Sam stammered, unthinking.

"I had nowhere else to go," Rowena stated, the slightest shiver in her voice.

"What happened?"

"This bunker is the safest place I know," she continued, as if that had anything to do with his question.

"Rowena, who did this to you? Was it Lu—"

"Time," she said before he had a chance to finish pronouncing that name, and her smile was at odds with the terrified expression in her eyes. "It seems my past has finally caught up with me."

For the second time within a few minutes, Sam felt his stomach lurch.

"What, how—wait a second, why is this happening now? Your hands were fine two days ago!"

"It appears that the unrest in Hell set free an old enemy of mine. Olivette," she spit out the name with audible disdain. "Calls herself 'High Priestess'. She not only reassembled what's left of the Grand Coven, she somehow found enough fresh blood to bring it back to power. Not quite what it used to be, but enough to—"

Rowena cut herself off, swallowing as she picked up the fallen glove and put it back in place over her arm. She still seemed to be able to move the affected hand, though it looked far less dextrous than her other one.

"They—they ambushed me," she continued in a faraway voice, her gaze glued to her hand. "Those cowards didn't dare to face me in an open fight because they knew I'm the most powerful of them all. So they lay in wait with a curse on the doorstep of my hotel room. Ever since I passed the room's threshold, my body is no longer responding to life magic. And they're still there, cutting me off from all my belongings but the few things I've left in my handbag. I barely got away."

"Rowena, why didn't you say so right away? You can—you can stay here. We got supplies, whatever you need to break this curse."

"Curses are intricate magic. Only their creator knows the balance between the curse and the cure woven into its very fabric. Sam…," she said, and the gravity of the situation started to dawn on him when wetness rose in Rowena's eyes. "Unraveling this, it might take years. It's—it's time I don't have."

"How long do we have to fix this?"

"Judging by the current rate of progression..." She swallowed, then breathed out, "mere days." ¹: Show me whom I want.

[joviewinchester]

Part 2 to the supernatural MBAV crossover ✌️ Also this is on crack so I’m sorry in advance. Lol.

“Oh my gosh, Jack! We’ve been living here for two weeks! Do you know what that means?! We actually live here.” Y/N said excitedly.

“Yeah. I like it here I hope we stay awhile.”

“I have a boyfriend now! Do you know how cool that is?”

“You what?!” Dean exclaimed.

“Don’t eavesdrop! It’s none of your concern.”

“Yes it is. I’m your dad!”

“Moms handle the boys and the periods, and she promised me she’d visit sometime this week, so therefore, it’s none of your concern.”

“Since when have you had contact with Amara?”

“Since like a month ago. Uncle Chuck taught her about the world of cellphones. She promised she’d drop by for at least an hour. You don’t think she’s going to flake on me do you?” Tears welled up in her eyes. Dean held his arms out for a hug.

“Hey, come here, kid. Your mom has done a lot of bad things, but if there’s one thing I know for sure about her, it’s that she never says something unless she means it. Now about the boyfriend thing…”

“His name is Benny, he likes Star Wars, and he’s a calculus nerd. Good enough?”

“Come on Dean. Calculus nerd? You have nothing to worry about.” Sam chimed in.

“Yeah, I guess you’re right, Sammy.”

“Does that mean that me and Jack can go hang out with him and our other friends tonight?” Y/N asked hopefully, putting on the puppy eyes she had inherited from her uncle.

“Fine, but don’t be out any later than 1 am okay?”

“Got it. Would you be mad if we left right now?”

“No. It’s fine. Go ahead, but Jack she is not to be left in a room alone with this punk. Got it? Good.”

Y/N rolled her eyes. “Drama queen.” She muttered.

“I heard that!”

“Good!”

All of their friends had already arrived by the time they got there. The only thing missing was pizza.

“Dude the delivery guy was so slow last time though. Someone should just go get it. I’m starving.” Ethan complained.

“Not it.” Y/N and Erica said at the same time. Benny and Jack both looked at Sarah.

“Um…don’t look at me. I’m babysitting.” She gestured to Jane who was sitting peacefully watching Dusk.

“I’ll go.” Jack volunteered. Y/N tossed him the keys to the Jeep.

“Don’t wreck my baby.” She said sternly, laying on the floor beside Jane.

“Careful. You sound like your dad.” Jack joked. Y/N threw a pillow at him.

“Okay. Okay. I’m going.”

“So this Dusk thing, what is it even about?” Y/N asked. Erica immediately jumped in.

“Oh my god. It is so good. You’ve never seen Dusk? It’s about a human who falls in love with a vampire and vice versa, but there’s also this werewolf that’s in love with the girl, but she ends up choosing the vampire because, duh, she’s in love with him, but anyways it’s so good and you have to watch all of them with me some time.”

“I’ve seen the Vampire Diaries but I’ve never watched this.”

“Oh my God. Don’t you just love the Salvatore brothers?”

“I love Damon, but I’m not huge on Stefan. Oh and Katherine is so hot, but my favorites are Kol and Kai.”

“You have a thing for murderers with sociopath tendencies and you’re dating Benny?” Erica asked.

“Okay, just leave me alone. Kai is hot and he had reason to murder his entire family.” Literally the entire room was just looking back and forth between them in confusion.

“Remind me to never leave you two alone.” Sarah said.

“Did you just say murdered his entire family casually in a sentence?” Benny asked.

“Yes. If you guys watched the show you would totally get it. Although Jack doesn’t and I made him watch it but then again his biological dad is literally satan-“

“Wait. Wait. Wait. First of all, Castiel isn’t his biological dad? Second of all what is his biological father a serial killer or something?” Ethan asked.

That was when Y/N registered what she had said. “It’s not my place to tell you guys about his biological dad, so like please don’t tell him I told you anything.”

Everyone agreed and dropped it. Soon after Jack came back with the pizza. “Who’s hungry?”

“I am.” Erica whispered passive aggressively under her breath. Sarah elbowed her and gave her a look, mouthing the words shut up.

Benny, Ethan, Jack, and Jane all grabbed a slice.

“Want one?” Benny asked.

“No I’m fine. Thanks though.” Y/N said. Her mood had noticeably dropped, and it was because she was thinking of her mother. What if she didn’t come like she’d promised? Well, at least her cousin Gabriel promised a visit soon, despite her father’s protest.

“Hey what’s wrong?” Sarah asked her.

“It’s stupid. My mom told me that she was going to visit me sometime this week, but I’m worried she won’t show up.” At that very moment Amara appeared in the room. Now there was a lot of explaining to be done.

“Holy shit! Who are you and how did you do that?!” Ethan exclaimed.

“Wow. Gorgeous alert.” Erica said, ignoring the fact that a woman she didn’t know had just appeared out of nowhere. Y/N immediately jumped up and hugged her.

“I missed you, mom.” She muttered into her hair.

“Mom?!” They all asked at once.

“Woah. Woah. Woah. So what are you then?” Benny asked.

“Why are you guys not very freaked out about this?” Jack asked.

“We know about the supernatural, but nothing like this.” Ethan said still in shock.

“So, you made friends? I’m proud of you. How’s your dad doing?” Amara said.

“Same old. Same old. Sad, confused, protective.”

“Wait how do you guys know about the supernatural?” Jack asked ignoring the side conversation.

“That depends. How do you feel about vampires, warlocks, and seers?” Benny asked.

“Wait! You’re vampires?!” Y/N exclaimed suddenly.

“Not all of us. Just Erica and Sarah.” Ethan said.

“You guys haven’t even the ones killing people have you, because that would suck because then I’d have to kill you.”

“No, but really?! Kill us?!” Sarah exclaimed.

“My family hunts the supernatural! You guys have got to stay on the downlow or my dad and my uncle will straight up kill you and not think twice, please be careful!”

“Are warlocks on that list?” Benny asked.

“Wait, you’re a waflock and you didn’t tell me?!”

“We still don’t know what you two are and I think I speak for everyone when I say I would like to know!”

Y/N sighed. This would be a long conversation. She took in a deep breath. “So, my dad is the vessel of the archangel Michael aka the person Michael needed to possess to win the apocalypse which already happened by the way. My dad kind of saved the world. My Uncle Sam on the other hand is the vessel of Lucifer who is Jack’s biological dad which makes Jack a nephilim, and by the way Lucifer is actually pretty chill. But that’s beside the point. This is Amara my mom aka the darkness aka god’s sister which kind of makes me a Demigod which makes god aka Chuck my uncle and Lucifer, Michael and Gabriel my cousins which makes Jack my second cousin and also by the way Castiel is an angel too. Oh and also my dad is kind of gay for Cas but neither of them will admit but you know, subtext.”

They all looked at her with wide eyes. “If you plan on sticking with me welcome to my dysfunctional family.” She announced.

“Are they okay?” Amara whispered.

“Maybe. I don’t know.” Y/N whispered back.

“Ya know what? Cool. Also can we just talk about how Y/N has hot parents? MILF alert. Like it finally makes sense why she is so pretty.” Erica said casually.

“What’s a MILF?” Amara asked her. Y/N face palmed.

“It’s good. It’s a compliment, but don’t say it to anyone , ever.” Y/N tried to explain.

“Anyways…I guess I’m gonna go and let you all process this interaction. Benny, call me. Bye!” They all left, and Y/N insisted that they take the Jeep and not just teleport.

When they got back to the house everyone kind of just looked at each other awkwardly. “Mom and I are gonna go…what do normal teenage girls do with their non supernatural mothers? Paint their nails? We’ll go do that. See you soon.”

Dean looked at Jack waiting for an explanation. “I’ve got…homework. Yeah. Anyways bye.”

“What just happened?” Sam asked.

Dean shrugged. “Don’t know. Don’t care.”