#she would be THE WORST LMAO
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"if the warden was the inquisitor, they would get things done faster"
wrong amihan would try to run away from being the herald several times before ruining everything and nearly sending thedas into chaos
#she would be THE WORST LMAO#leliana would beg cassandra like 'no u dont get it shes my bestie but shes literally gonna burn this shit down'#and then she does 😔#inquisitor amihan au ends w that slide if u fail the winter palace and cory ends up taking over thedass...
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mitsuki has told katsuki "fix that face of yours" for years, since he was a child and old enough to make his ugly little gremlin expressions, and it used to only encourage him to pull an even worse one at her — but now he's a grown man and smitten and constantly worried he's unintentionally making the ugliest faces around you.
#he used to give her the WORST stink eye known to man#and she would be like. little boy. i'm about to tear you up. LMAOOO#FIX that LIP OF YOURS#but now he's having a conversation with kirishima in the hallway and he can see you come around the corner#in his peripheral vision#and he's never been more aware of his natural bitch face LOL#how he curls his lip when he hears something less than satisfactory#the furrow of his brow#he can hear his mother in his ear lmao#he just doesnt want you to think he's ugly 🥺🥺🥺#✿ thoughts: bakugou
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He's lucky he caught her on an off day
based on this scene that I recently got ingame. I couldn't get Dee's reaction out of my head :D
#dol whitney#whitney the bully#dol fanart#dol pc#degrees of lewdity#m!whitney#dee the defiant#this is quickly becoming her worst week to date lmao#everybodys crawling out of the woodwork sniffing the weakness like a shark with blood in the water#Whitney is so lucky he doesn't even know. He would never get this far normally. 1 two punch combo knockout is what he would receive on a-#- normal day if he tried that shit with her dsgdfgdf#Dee occasionally flinches but its quite hard to tell normally. for it to get this obvious means shes doing extremely bad#She cannot FATHOM why whitney is doing this. They've only ever been at each others throats. atp he keeps getting beaten by her#she kinda realized hes similarly weird like kylar but he's always so antagonistic she didnt think he actually had any amount of feelings-#-for her other than resentment or misguided lust
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I have evolved into Scuttlespring anon, just say anything about them. I love them so much
THE ANON PANTHEON GROWS
Ok so. Gorgug likes Mary Ann because she absolutely infuriates him but also, and perhaps more importantly, because she has a type of confidence I think a younger Gorgug would have deeply envied. She's so weird, but entirely sure of herself. She likes what she likes and anyone who would have a problem with that is absolutely beneath her notice. She has friends not despite her oddities, but because she refuses to bend about them and that confidence is incredibly attractive in a person. Mary Ann Skuttle see's something she wants and she just...goes and gets it, easy peasy. Tiny little kobald strides, but when she puts her foot down with force, Gorgug thinks she could crush a mountain under with nothing so much as a blink or falter of her stride. She's certainly physically strong enough for it, and while Gorgug is undisputedly the better fighter, Mary Ann has a physical strength hidden under soft pastel pink hoodies and can, has, and will knock Gorgug on his ass. Gorgug got THRASHED at those Bloodrush field tryouts, and I'm certain he probably got his ass handed to him more than once during the year while at practice but before he quit the team. She made him so damn mad, everything that year was, and endlessly kind Gorgug got real mean to her over it. She was better than him, more casually confident, and didn't blink ONCE at his outburst. And later? When she was resurrected and freed from possession? He talks to her, acknowledges that it was just a game but he had been actually mad to be so easily knocked aside. He never really had to work at Bloodrush to be good at it, he just was, until suddenly she proved herself better.
And yet, without flinching, Mary Ann, famous for not giving a shit but listening to Gorgug say how much he had, just....asks if he has a girlfriend. Unparalleled confidence, shooting a shot he was unprepared for. Planets aligned even as his own orbit was knocked off course. And then, when he admits he doesn't even know where to get a quokki pet, something its been explicitly known to be something she really cares about? She writes down her number, letting him see that folded paper. She initiated this, and he got swept up in it, but instead of just handing over the number and allowing him to be swept up- Mary Ann Skuttle puts the number away and tells him shes gonna put it where you get quokki pets, and if he wants her number he's going to have to go get it. He's not allowed to just be swept up in the force of her, she wants him to put in effort, prove to her and himself that this isn't just a moment but a starting point. He cant be swept up by the tide, he's gotta swim. Gorgug liked Zelda, but their relationship started because they thought she was in danger and Gorgug had the best in. He stumbled into that relationship unsure and off balance, he never would have had the confidence to pursue Zelda without his friends hands on his back and their advice in his ears. Later on he gets more serious, he did love her and he put in the work to maintain that relationship, but it didn't work out and that's ok. Ever confident Mary Ann tho? She doesn't want unsure stumbling steps into this relationship. If Gorgug doesn't make the active decision to chase her, to WANT to be with her and putting deliberate effort to get there, then she doesn't want him at all. Gorgug, confused, asking where you even GET a quokki pet? And she smirks, calls him a loser, and walks away leaving him reeling and dumbfounded. Mary Ann Skuttle wants Gorgug to work for this. And who is Gorgug Thistlespring, but someone who puts in the work for things he wants? He did the seemingly impossible by creating his own subclass of Barbaficer, even if he had to take four years of schooling all at once. He puts in the work and makes the impossible possible, the greatest wizard of this age. So yeah. Yeah. Gorgug Thistlespring likes Mary Ann Skuttle because she makes him work for it.
#me: “im going to briefly talk about gorgug then speculate about why mary ann likes him back”#surprised pikachu face'd myself lmao#mary ann skuttle#gorgug thistlespring#gorgug x mary ann#gorgann#skuttlespring#sometimes you start writing something and it just starts making ALOT of sense#also i didnt get into speculations of mary ann's perspective#but i bet she REALLY likes Cloaca even if gorgug is the worst at naming things#mary ann would see a robot bird dragon pet thing and go “thats cute”#big tough bad kid?? multi-times savior of the world??? incredibly smart and very first barbaficer in the whole of spyre???#no he's a tall dorky teen boy who made a robot bird with the worst name in the world that he cant seem to change#he's a loser#mary ann just happens to be into that#this is the popular cool girl being really into the nerdy kid dynamics#except the nerdy kid also happens to be an incredibly popular hero/jock/rockstar#and the popular cool girl has all of that self-confidence while also technically being a nobody in the eyes of the school at large
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HUGS!!!!!
#the kingmaker histories#colette geise#telesphore winterlich#my art#smoking //#i loooove them. had to draw this scene#but it took me ages cuz i got 5 hours into a first attempt but the posing was miserable and lifeless so i gave up for a while :(#this attempt is better (though accidentally an almost identical pose to one of my r/qg fanarts OOPS)#sooo glad i tried again. they deserve my best effort and I LOIVE THEM SO MUCH IM GONNA EXPLODE#tbh. i think colette would be like me in that she'd instinctively kick and flail whenever she's physically lifted off the ground#even if she agreed to it#she probs hasn’t been (willingly) carried by anyone since she was like. 8 or something. there’s no way she’s chill#btw dw the cigar is. fine. and even if colette DID somehow get caught on fire that'd hardly be the worst part of her day LMAO
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okay but going back to zagreus and melinoë for a second... i think when they meet they're going to have a LOT to work on with each other if they're going to get along. zagreus likes to push boundaries and he doesn't like leaving things unresolved if there's something he can do about it and melinoë is a LOT like hades in so many ways (temperment and sometimes her tone in particular). they're going to get on each others' nerves. they're going to drive each other up the wall. they're going to need time to get to know each other and understand each other and they might not get the chance to during hades 2 (what with mel's task seeming pretty nonstop. i know she's a goddess but girl don't you get tired???).
#hades 2#hades 2 spoilers#there's a lot that zag can pick up about mel from around the crossroads tbf just by talking to other people#especially hecate odysseus and nemesis#and dora too. although dora would just give zagreus the information he wants for free. without even asking#there are some things i can see them getting along about and they might be really excited at first#but at the same time zag spent a lot of time and effort trying to fix his relationship with hades and hades' relationship with persephone#and the olympians. he pretty much made it so melinoë CAN exist. and he probably feels some sort of responsibility for her#as her big brother and just. that's the way he is about the people he loves too#i think that when he meets melinoë he's going to be. upset#moreso than hades was upset. not only because he didn't get to see her grow up#but also because this is worse than the worst case scenario#to him at least. he would want to protect her but mel is her own person. she's grown and she's learned how to rely on herself#(to the point of it being a detriment lmao)#and she would Not vibe with that at all.#and yeah mel has some of persephone in there as well (she has her kindness and drive to help others) but iirc that's more. recent?#idk hecate had something to say about that i just forgot what she said
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It really does not make Caroline look good as a character that she has a whole arc demanding people to respect her grief when she could not do the same literally a season prior.
#honestly Tyler and stefan deserved better#she was constantly playing victim because stefan and tyler didn't love her more than their own brother/mother#like damn#i don't love my high school partner any more than i love my siblings and mother 💀#the whole “she would have been fine if no one intervened” is just false lmao#did you see how she was handling it#girl was embarrassing with her “i'll become your worst nightmare”#(that was just candice sucking at acting once again but eh)#anti caroline forbes#ig#tyler lockwood#stefan salvatore#the vampire diaries#tvd
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I hardly talk about 2 of these cunts but this was really funny in my mind.
#artings#me#<- for the bfsona. who unfortunately also gets treated like an oc thats hwy hes here#wyd!BF#wyd!RGBau#transfem boyfriend#god i need to. flesh out joyfriend (fuck it im calling her that i like it) so bad. i dont talk abt bfsonas whole Deal but he at least#has his shit fleshed out LMAO#tho tbf. in my defense. joyfriend is the most like canon bf in that she doesnt rlly have much going on like. in her head#shes just chillin. i think the worst she would feel is mild frustration bc she wants to just like. go out on a date or something#but they get interrupted with another rap battle#im gonna go back to only talking abt wyd!BF now /silly
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overhated female main characters who are products of their environment and are blamed for every conflict in their story because for some reason an extreme lack of media literacy has become the cool and interesting thing to do
#the most insufferable person u know will say Hot Take But Shes The Worst Character In The Series as if they arent the overwhelming majority#and WRONG lmao#no quicker way to make my blood boil than to start talking about how Actually 🤓 shes the Worst character if u think about it#i have thought about it in fact ive written essays about it that ive gotten graded on and ive come to the conclusion that youre incorrect#interpreting every move in the most negative light while removing context yeah if i do that to a character id probably hate them too#like i wish these people would at least stop pretending like theyre new and interesting#hate who you want but know that people have been saying what youre saying for yeaes and you arent special#i dont interact with discourse anymore so if you have something mean to say just know im probably not going to say anything back#you do you etc etc#rory gilmore#apple white#rory gilmore defense squad#apple white defense squad#gilmore girls#ever after high
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If Gregory went missing again when he and Tony are dating (on highschool) how do you think he would react ? Would he figure Greg got tangled into the pizzaplex/the mimic trouble again ?
oh yeah 100%. immediate downward spiral even worse than during ggy because he would have improved a ton by then, but then it comes crashing down and he has to watch it happen. everybody would be going crazy in horrible states but I think tony would be on the front lines investigating any crumbs on what could have happened next to vanessa and freddy
#cassies super determined but i think shed genuinely just wallow in emotions for a bit before jumping in#when the others find something#she didnt really know what she was doing in ruin LMAO#also vanessa would be in thr worst state#tony would have lost 'Gregory' before but vanessa wouldnt#and she would be watching her worst nightmare come true#pandas.txt#pandas asks#3 star fam#beckory#gregory#tony#vanessa#freddy#idk if ellis would have been told about all the freddys shit#he probably would have so#i think hed be in a similar boat to cassie
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i feel like i remember people posting happy birthday character posts for mickey in june? is that right? well, even if he doesn't have a canon birthday (or if he does and it's. wrong.) he has a summer birthday To Me. and i've never seen a guy who is more obviously a capricorn than ian, so! if mickey's summer birthday is indeed in june specifically (i'm thinking cancer, but it would also be really cool if mickey and mandy are both gemini - twins who aren't twins), then mickey is technically two years older than ian for about half the time.
#jack facts#somebody could probably make a hades/persephone parallel out of this. somehow.#look it's even the fall/winter that the age difference is (perceived to be) bigger. it could be done. if you really wanted it.#a ''modern reinterpretation'' where the underworld as metaphor for marriage* becomes for statutory rpe? hwoigkfhs#idk i just like the dynamic of them having enough of age difference that - in the younger years - it actually has any noticable effect#and of course it never hurts to add more fuel to the ian only goes for older men fire lmao#altho i will admit i also kinda like for mickey to have been put into school a year late or to have been held back a year or w/e#so he's in lip's class but older than him#or even for him to be in the class above lip and lip's doing homework more advanced than his own which wouldn't be ANY kind of stretch#jbc am pretty compelled by the idea of mickey being older than lip too#and how that adds a little extra flavor to their Man of the House(s)/Biggest Brother/Least Worst Little Sibling's (Ex-)Boyfriend clashing#and anyway depending on how you interpret svet's age mickey might not have been able to marry her unless he wasn't a minor#like if you decide they're the same age or she's <1yr younger then fine he could with parental ''permission'' which we know he had#but if you decide her age based on the actors' comparative ages it would depend on her birthday whether they could marry right then#and if you decide mickey is his age despite fisher's irl age at the time but svet and goreshter are the same age it's a no unless he's 18+#and those would be regardless of what terry (or anyone else) said. so.#then again it would be hilarious for them to find out later that the marriage was never legally binding lmfao#anyway hi. it's two thirty in the morning.#shameless#mickey milkovich#gallavich#hc
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I've been rewatching the first two seasons of The Bear so I can watch the third season that just came out and man the character writing in this show makes me froth at the mouth it's like some of the best arcs I've ever seen in a TV series
#little infodump in the tags bc no one I know is watching this show so I need to spill all my thoughts somewhere LOL#Richie is my favorite he makes me go ballistic especially in the episode Forks#just rewatched that episode and it always makes me cry when he has his moment where he finally Gets it#he's such a shit stain of a guy I would probably hate him if I knew him in real life lmfao but as a character he is so fantastically writte#I also really love Marcus but he hasn't had as big of a development as Richie has#Sydney is awesome but she's. so much like me in the way where I cringe at her sometimes LMAO#when she's acting super sarcastic and holier than thou I can't look directly at it it's too much like me when I'm at my worst DHF;LKDFH#god I hope Marcus and Sydney get together they are so cute#unusually good chemistry for a straight ship LOL /hj#I also love Tina but my only complaint with her is that I kinda wish her arc in the first season took a little more time#bc she started off as a real asshole just like all the characters did but she had a much more sudden switch#but I guess it makes sense for her now that I think about it bc she's shown to be a very sweet and compassionate person#it's just that she doesn't trust Sydney at first so once she gets over that then she's sweet with her too#excited to learn more about Ebra he reminds me a lot of an old coworker#also obvs no spoilers for season 3 please I haven't got there yet#lyla's talking again
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If any of your ocs has “evil” smirks like these, would you like to share? 🥺
Ivy definitely has one! She's really friendly most of the time but sometimes can take things a liiiittle personally. Try stealing the last strawberry cake slice from the cafeteria in front of her and she'll start plotting revenge like
#Now that I think about it Juli would also have a little mischievous smirk#but only after she's told you the worst pun you've heard in the entire week lmao-#Udi answers#twisted wonderland oc#twst oc#ivy twst#meline twst#my art
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lassie can hear the high pitched frequency that lights and electronics make
#psych#psych 2006#psych tv#shawn spencer#carlton lassiter#this headcanon brought to you by: hearing the high pitched frequency that lights and electronics make#its actually the worst thing ever cause most people dont hear it and i just sound totally crazy anytime i bring it up#like sorry. no teacher !! i will not be going to that side of the room because the noise that only myself and my girlfriend can hear is so#loud that its giving me a headache lowkey#when he's at his desk sometimes he'll wear earplugs cause its so bad. or ooooh he's gifted noise cancelling earbuds but not exactly earbuds#like the loop plugs i think theyre called??? that people use for like concerts n stuff. idk if they would help the noise tee bee aich ive#never used ear protection for the noise. maybe it would help lmao??? sound off in reblogs guys. who else is hearing the noise#ANYWAYS#ohara would gift them to him#cuz shes a good friend & good detective partner (and she notices things and remembers small details that others dont think r important)
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do not worry mayor, i got your "cool" pun, tee hee
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#lego monkie kid#lego monkie kid fanart#monkie kid#monkie kid fanart#lmk#lmk fanart#lmk mayor#monkie kid mayor#lmk macaque#monkie kid macaque#blue and violet#I knew at some point the Mayor had to make a pun relating to 'cool'#honestly i know this guy would make the absolute worst dad jokes if given the chance#and the worst thing about those jokes is that people will never understand them straight away#they are too silly#Macaque was too caught up on Baihe potentially dying to realise the pun lmao#and Baihe was too busy having an existential crisis regarding if she should actually kill people to survive
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red team are FULLY going feral im so here for it, cellbit vouching for cannibalism and getting excited, baghera wanting to build a dirt shack and everyone wanting to crawl into a cave and chase people through the woods
#qsmp#qsmp liveblogging#end of the event the other two teams are gonna have interpersonal conflicts to worry about#meanwhile red are having trouble being reintroduced to their own society because they went completely rabid#if they do get all the eggs back chayanne and tallulah watching their dad burrow even further into the wall and snarl and hiss at people as#they approach#missa's avoiding own home at first not just for fear of being a burden on his husband and family now but bc he hasnt had his rabies shot#cellbit gets EVEN WORSE somehow and roier dives down the rabbit hole with him not because purgatory made him feral but bc it made him#bloodthirsty and he loves his husband ESPECIALLY at his worst#leo gets back and doesnt notice a change at first bc her dad always barks at ppl and wants to hunt bbh for sport but the eating ppl is new.#if pomme finds out her mother nearly gave up on saving her shes distraught until she sees the state of baghera#living in a dirt shack and eating human flesh#charlie gets back to eggxile with a new craving for human flesh and a new distrust for codeflippa bc hes said it out loud now and knows in#his heart its not her but how can he let go when he has nothing but her and the other cannibal freaks he trauma bonded with in purgatory#jaiden would be more upset about cellbit killing fed workers but by the end of the 2 weeks she gets him a little now. shed never turn on th#federation ofc but she gets it a little bit.#and differences aside green and red have all bonded now over a shared murderous rage towards bbh lmao#pac is afraid not only of cellbit but all of red now. too afraid to leave the lab.#you get the jist its 2am im going to bed lmao#(lying)#qsmp spoilers
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