Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quotes 23
OB! Malleus: All that effort and you still couldn-
GN!Yuu: GrrrrHA! *hits Malleus with the Frying Pan*
OB! Malleus: *holding his nose with his claws* GA- AHHHH!!!
OB! Malleus: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! ;A;
GN!Yuu: That's called a Frying pan BITCH! D:<
OB! Malleus: Ah Frying Pa- D:<
OB! Malleus: How did it hurt so much? ;m;
GN!Yuu: I have a lot of pent up trauma UnU
OB! Malleus: That doesn't make any sense-ah... *lets go of his nose*
OB! Malleus: I'm Bleeding...*covers his nose back up* You made my nose bleed! D:<
OB! Malleus: OMG! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! D':<
GN! Yuu: A LOT! D:< *hits him again*
OB! Malleus: AAAHHHH!!!
Everyone Else: o-o'///
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Male! Yuu: I Don't have PTSD! D:<
Male! Yuu: That is all just the Wizards curse! >n>
Male! Yuu: The wizard is my father *looking at Crowley*
Male! Yuu: But that's-But That is not relevant >n>
M!Yuu & Crowley: *glaring at each*
Staff: oh boy. Family counseling it is. =v='///
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Lilia: Go...do a crime UvU *hands Baby Silver a toy sword*
Baby Silver: YIPPEE :D *leaves to do silly kid things*
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Sebek: HOLD ON!!! (x3)
Sebek: HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT?
Sebek: AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO!
Silver: ....I'm gonna stab him =-=
Sebek: YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE DOUG!
Silver: I'm not fighting with you (x2) =-=
Sebek: GROW UP BRO, GROW UP!
Silver: get educated. =-=
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Idia: Stick. OwO
Orthro: what did you come home with? >_>'
Idia: A Wizard's Stick. OwO
Orthro: where did you find this thing? >m>
Idia: Work. OwO
Orthro: What do you mean at work? What do you mea-
Orthro: What do you for a live? >A>'///
Idia: Trains. OwO
Orthro: I thought you said you work with Trains? >n>
Idia: OwO
Orthro: >,>'///
Idia: Trains. OwO
Orthro: I think your lying to me.
Idia: Work Stick. OwO
Orthro: Your a Wizard
Idia: I am now >w<
Both: *laugh*
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Ace: Grimace shake. Here riddle have some >w>
Riddle: Thank you *drinks* Hey this is half ba-
---2 minutes later---
Riddles: *dies*
Trey: NO MY BOY!!!
Cater: *patting Trey's back*
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Trey: I baked you a Pie
Yuu: Oh boy what flavor is it? :D
Trey: Pie flavor >:)
Pie: *explodes and another pie pops out*
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The Bubble Doug Video via Sanders Sides
*Remus and Roman arguing*
Remus: HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON
Remus: HER SISTER WAS A WITCH, RIGHT?!
Remus: AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER???
Roman:
Remus: A PRINCESS! THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO.
Roman: I'm gonna stab him.
Remus: YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOURE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG?! AM I WRONG?!
Remus: SHE WORE A CROWN AND CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, RO!
Afterword they start fighting with the mace and samurai sword
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Here are some incorrect quotes with NickToons. Enjoy.
Timmy: Fellas, I gotta know for science. Is the opposite of red green or blue?
Jimmy: Technically a mix of green and blue.
Timmy: So blurple.
Jimmy: That's implying you're mixing blue and purple.
Timmy: Would you rather have fucking bleen? MOTHERFUCKING GRUE?
Jimmy: You were confusing before but now I'm scared.
SpongeBob: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three.
SpongeBob: One... two... three.
Patrick: ...
SpongeBob: ...
SpongeBob: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.
*the squad is at a dinner party but someone has been murdered*
Zim: You’re acting pretty carefree for someone who’s life’s at stake. Who’s to say you aren’t the killer?
Mikey: It’s a murder, not a tax audit. I’ll be fine.
Rudy: What about Guano? Nobody ever suspects Guano!
Guano: Well what about Danny?
Danny: Zim has a knife.
Zim: Yeah, for fun, not for murder! (stabs Rudy in the arm)
Bessie: What do you call disobeying the law?
Other NickToons: A hobby.
Bessie: *crosses her arms*
Other NickToons: That we do not engage in.
(Casually in the Middle of a High Stakes/Dangerous Situation)
Fanboy: How do you eat pickles?
Chum Chum: What do you mean?
Fanboy: I mean, there's a whole process. It's not like you can grab them from the jar with your hand, because it's cold and the juice burns if you have a cut, plus, it's pretty unsanitary. And you can't use a spoon because you'll have to scoop it out, and it'll be way too difficult to grab more than three or four without taking 10 minutes along with half the brine in the jar, even if it's one with holes.
Chum Chum: Yeah, that's why you use a fork.
Fanboy: Okay, sure, but what if you don't have one of the big ones clean? It's weird to use a small one. But there is always one of those smaller sharp knives clean.
Chum Chum: But the straight edge doesn't really fit the cylindrical shape, and you have to make sure you don' t break it, it's too much work.
Fanboy: It makes me feel like I deserve the pickles though. Like, "Yeah, I did it. That's right. Good job me." It's empowering. But even after that, it's not like you can use a bowl.
Chum Chum: I get that, it's not ascetically pleasing.
Fanboy: Exactly! And it looks weird if you don't entirely fill the bowl, but you also can't eat that many. My solution: Use a mug.
Chum Chum: Nods in agreement
Kyle: That is all very interesting, BUT WE'RE TRYING NOT TO DIE RIGHT NOW! USE YOUR LIMITED ATTENTION SPANS AND FOCUS!
Fanboy: Jeez, okay.
Chum Chum: Quit yelling at us already.
Guano: What the hell were you thinking?
Sheen: I heard releasing birds at a wedding is romantic!
Guano: You released OSTRICHES!
Lincoln: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into-
Ronnie Anne: You sleep with a stuffed rabbit.
Lincoln: He’s my SECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!
SpongeBob & Patrick: accidentally set the kitchen on fire
SpongeBob: We need an adult!
Patrick: SpongeBob, you are an adult!
SpongeBob: We need an adultier adult! Get Danny!
(Timmy recording whilst Frida and Manny are arguing)
Frida: HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP!! HER SISTER WAS A WITCH, RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS! THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO!
Timmy: wheezes like a tea kettle
Manny, pulling out a knife: I'm gonna stab her.
Frida: YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG?
Manny: It's my favorite movi-
Frida: SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, MANNY!
Manny: I'm not fighting with you, I'm not fighting with y-
Frida: GROW UP, BRO. GROW UP!
Arnold: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
Lincoln: wHat?
Arnold: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Lincoln: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?
Doug: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it’s doing to your body.
Ronnie Anne: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot.
Doug: That's not how it works…?
Bessie: Hmm… I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free… not sure where you're getting your facts from…
Olly: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.
Saraline: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.
Olly: Not when you’re playing with Ansi, it’s not. He puts words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”
Pelswick: What did you two do?
SpongeBob:
Timmy:
Pelswick: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
Pelswick: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??
Sheen: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔
Jenny: Why were you microwaving a lemon???
Sheen: I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots.
Danny: Did you burn an orange too? How???
Sheen: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔
SpongeBob: Where's Fanboy?
Timmy: Don't worry, I'll find him.
Timmy, shouting: Chum Chum sucks!
Fanboy, distantly: Chum Chum is the best person ever! Fuck you!
Timmy: Found him.
Jimmy: GET BACK HERE YOU DUMB FUCK!
Timmy: LET ME RUN FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!
Kidnapper: We have your child
Bessie: I don’t have a child?
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?
Bessie: Oh god, you have SpongeBob.
Cat: Dog…
Dog: Oh no, 'Dog' in B flat.
Dog: You're disappointed.
GIR: honk.
Zim: WHAT.
GIR: HONK.
Zim: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????
Timmy: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Patrick will and will not eat.
Danny: Grass? Yes!
Timmy: Moss? Yes!!
Danny: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Timmy: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Danny: Worms? Sometimes!
Timmy: Rocks? Usually nah.
Danny: Twigs? Usually!
Timmy: Jimmy's cooking? Inconclusive!
SpongeBob: How did you… test this?
Timmy: You just hand him stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if he eats it, he eats it.
SpongeBob: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.
Jimmy: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
Kyle: Y’know, maybe things aren’t so bad. I’m here. I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts.
Fanboy: Hey, Kyle.
Kyle: GODDAMNIT!
Guano: Mikey, please calm down.
Mikey: I asked for two large fries!
Mikey: *dumps fries onto table*
Mikey: But all they did was give me a MILLION FUCKING LITTLE ONES!
Ansi, planning a group disguise: You cannot be Blake Bortles.
Olly: Fine! Then I’ll be Jake-
Saraline, under her breath: Don’t say Jortles.
Olly: Jortles! And I work at the molotov cocktail department.
SpongeBob: Guys… the principal just called—
Jimmy: It was Timmy!
Timmy: It was Dib!
Dib: It was Zim!
Zim: It was I ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM
Snap: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.
Arnold: I think you mean cards.
Rudy: He did not.
Snap, pulling out knives: I did not.
Miko: Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce.
SpongeBob: What's wrong with you??
Miko: I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention.
Five: No, he means other than that.
Miko: Ohhhhhh.
Miko: I haven't slept in 4 days.
Jenny: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment…at all?
Timmy: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.
Snap: I’m quick at math.
Rudy: Ok, what’s 38 times 76?
Snap: 24.
Rudy: That wasn’t even close.
Snap: But it was quick.
SpongeBob: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt?
Danny:
Danny: Why are you eating dirt?
SpongeBob: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.
Dib, at an awards show: Well, first of all, I’d like to thank Gaz, my own sister, for telling me SpongeBob was going to win so don’t bother to prepare a speech.
*Sheen falls over*
Chum Chum: Sheen! Are you alright?
Sheen: Is that you, God?
Chum Chum: What?
Sheen: It's just, you sound a lot more like Chum Chum than I expected.
Timmy: So… what’s goin’ on?
Arnold: You want the long version or the short version?
Timmy, hesitantly: The short one, I guess?
Arnold: Shit’s fucked.
Timmy: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.
Dib: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Mikey: Several traffic violations.
Chum Chum: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Fanboy: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Guano: Also, that’s not our car.
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