#she will never be celia
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Crazy how I disagree with every single evelyncelia fancast
#emma stone looks like she knows what an iphone is#she will never be celia#and fuck ana de armas#sofia vergara will never be evelyn to me idc!#sarah snooke ily but no#the redhead from the white lotus is a MEGA NO for me#rose leslie…absolutely no#i would rather die than see eiza gonzales as evelyn#no one will ever be good enough for my mothers#fuck your fancasts!#the seven husbands of evelyn hugo#celia st james#celia st. james#evelyn hugo
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of course the archivist isn't acting how Celia would've expected, the only archivist she knew was Jon and all he really did was being emo
#she also never saw him eat someone#the magnus protocol#tmagp#tmagp 26#celia ripley#jonathan sims#the archivist
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Celia listening to her first Chester case like
#yeah I know she never gave a statement to him but. he might still show up in her post-eyepocalypse nightmares#the magnus protocol#tmagp#tmagp spoilers#magpod#celia ripley#tmagp memes#tmagp 7
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expanding on my previous post actually every single oiar employee (including lena) is autistic they all just have different and clashing presentations. that "weird interview" celia and sam were discussing in episode 6? yeah that was just lena attempting to give a poorly-disguised diagnostic test.
#the magnus protocol#only gwen alice and colin have been officially diagnosed#lena's old enough to be from the generation where they thought autism was “just a boy thing”#sam's parents thought he couldn't have it since he “does so well in school!” (famous last words)#and if celia was diagnosed Before. well. she doesn't exactly remember it#gwen's fucked up family treated it like an embarrassment tho#so she never tells anyone for fear of being taken less seriously#alice is extremely open about it I think#which is another thing that drives gwen nuts about her bc she's always like “oh Fuck. does she Know. can she Tell”#(alice has her suspicions. but she's not saying anything because even she has red lines)#colin has a “please be patient I have autism” comic sans hat that alice bought him#as a divorce party gag gift one year#tmagp#pigeon.txt#actually autistic#<- Credentials#magpod#alice dyer#gwen bouchard#gwendolyn bouchard#samama khalid#celia ripley#lena kelley#colin becher#the oiar
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guys why would alice invite her ex and his new gf to her little brother's show? i've got a few thoughts
she's trying to keep sam from drifting off by establishing a neutral middle ground for everyone to be at, where she is still comfortable
she's lonely. she doesn't have anyone else to ask.
her brother needs the people? (not sure about this one cause it seemed packed later on in the episode but he was also asking for money so maybe she thinks he needs the people?)
this is a desperate last ditch attempt at keeping everyone together. she can feel the gap widening and she can't have that
she's also somehow keeping up appearances of unbothered by the horrors and therefore exempt from it
she's trying to establish a middle ground that is exempt from the horrors to save sam from whatever fate he might have
#i may be overthinking this#but it was weird the way she was determined to make them go#they've never really mentioned being into concerts or music or anything#at least not that we know#and it's sort of a weird dynamic#i don't know#maybe whatever's recording them is trying to make alice look bad#so we're against her resounding anti-institute beliefs#who knows#tmagp#the magnus protocol#celia ripley#alice dyer#sam khalid#tmagp speculation#tmagp theory#tmagp 15
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preview for next episode
#laurita x celia#la moderna#damn they're fighting!#the situation is serious#but can't help but laugh#bc of the height difference#anyway#laura needs to chill#like has she never been in love with someone who didn't love her back#this is so hard for celia#i wish she could be more understanding
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which would be worse, i wonder. celia never liking sam, pretending to care for him that entire time in order to get him to the hilltop centre. or that celia genuinely did like him, but didn't like him enough to not betray him.
#tmagp#the magnus protocol#magpod#tmagp spoilers#though i guess we (and celia) will never know if she actually would have done it
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“I have to balance it. For him.”
#aubsart<3#aubsposts#Celia Ripley they will never make me hate you#if there are no Celia defenders me and my bestie are fucking dead#she is my girl#celia ripley#the magnus protocal#the magnus protocal fanart#tmagp#tmagp fanart#digital art#sketch#tmagp spoilers
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I think Jack is actually a monster child because of that one story with the vampire baby. No I won’t elaborate
#tmagp spoilers#tmagp#tmagp theory#kinda#the magnus protocol spoilers#the magnus protocol#tmagp celia#tmagp jack#she never says she birthed him#and I don’t know enough about tma lore to know if she could find him#so here’s a suprise third option#the vampire baby stuck with me ok#it feels random#and I’m an idiot#so enjoy
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ok so first of all samalice full-blown argument was. incredible. and very enlightening. but then the fact that sam went RIGHT to celia?? who, having heard the whole argument and seen that he was very emotionally charged in that moment, immediately redirected him to the magnus institute and gave him a vital crumb of information?? why did she choose right then, when he was venting about alice, to tell him that?? she constantly seems to be driving a wedge between him and alice + handing him the tools he needs to dig himself a deeper hole. I just want to know WHY.
#tmagp#tmagp 22#celia what is your end goal here...#i have never trusted her + sams relationship.. i think the start was too normal + functional and its going to go steadily downhill .#bc this is magpod.#i for one am excited to watch it happen . i just want to know what shes up to exactly#THIS ISNT TO SAY I DISLIKE HER OR THEIR RELATIONSHIP. i think its so interesting. i just also think its not going to be good for him#celia tag#supplemental#samcelia
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So Alice being standoffish and generally rather rude towards Celia cause she's essentially a jealous ex is cute n ok
But Sam being annoyed and exhausted [& therefore rude] when his ex [who is implied to have a history of using slightly-less-moral methods to try and get him to stop chasing his obsessions] was once again seemingly using less-than-moral methods (lying) to once again stop him from chasing after his obsession is just rude and 'I can't defend you for this one'. Bro.
#tmagp#tmagp spoilers#samama khalid#alice dyer#i love both but there does seem to be a little bit of double standard#also Sam has never denied the existance of The Horrors. Hes submittibg to the idea that the cases are real.#he laughed at Gwen cause the usually stoic and slightly up-her-own-arse Gwen Bouchard was crying over a joke character#i bet if you turned to the most “the answers are out there” conspiracy theorist and started crying to them that Mr Blobby had killed people#they probably wouldnt believe u either lets be real#laughing was a dick move but it was also probably a shock reaction#and lets not forget ALICE invited him and his curious ass to the OIAR in the first place.#“i know you love mysteries and i invited you to the home of unopened boxes but just look through the keyhole and throw the box away”#theyre all imperfect but for some reason Sam is treated as More Imperfect than the rest.#and the fuck he aint#+ celia is only really using Sam for her own gain. we have no proof she actually likes him that way#+ lena is constantly rude to her employees#+Gwen is 80% workaholic and 20% kissing rich peoples arse#the only people i cant really fault is Teddy and Colin because we havent seen much of them at all
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yeah i think i am going to have to push back real hard on this notion of the show not being fully aware of how scummy xander's crush on buffy is, because the fact that we are CONSTANTLY shown how he is screwing over willow with his myopic buffy obsession delineates exactly how we are supposed to see him! he spends all of this time in season one going "woe is me, i'm the victim, buffy has no idea i exist" while literally creating the exact same situation for willow. he accuses buffy of being jealous of him when in actuality we see him get jealous of any boy willow's into and trying to ruin things for her the minute she's not haplessly pining over him!
idk i just have often seen this rhetoric of xander being terrible specifically BECAUSE the narrative excuses his behavior, and i think it is more complicated than that? xander is being terrible in ways that are consistent and apparent and intentional, but because the show is steeped in misogyny, there is not an awareness re: how to actually write the arc that he needs to make him not terrible (one about him figuring out how to redefine his relationship to masculinity) and the attempts to make him grow are halfhearted and poorly conceived/constructed. we get the skeleton of a storyline that is never brought to completion.
#celia watches btvs#xander harris#like idk i am watching s1 and it seems VERY INTENTIONAL#that we are constantly shown xander ignoring the girls!!!! ignoring willow!!!#we are not supposed to side with xander here we are supposed to side with WILLOW OVER ALL ELSE#and i think the powerful joy of s1 is that while it is suggested that buffy remains unaware of xander's crush on her#(we could debate how aware she is. but i digress)#buffy very clearly would never date xander because she knows willow likes him#and this is much of the reason why willow is very consistently NEVER upset at buffy for xander's crush on her#there is such an unspoken solidarity there between buffy and will! and i love that!
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Did anyone else notice that while Celia promised she wasn't spying on Georgie 'for any government, secret society, or other organizations (or aliens)', she never actually said she wasn't spying on her at all?
#tmagp#tmagp spoilers#georgie barker#celia ripley#like she never straight up said 'im not spying on you'#she just said she wasnt spying on her FOR anyone#very sus imo
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"why did you start shipping sam and celia so fast—" because alice dyer is never wrong. next question.
#tmagp#magpod#the magnus protocol#magp#this is unrelated to ep 7 i just thought of this post and had to make it#samama khalid#celia ripley#alice dyer#fuck whats their god damn ship tag#i never know the ship names for this podcast lol#i'll update tags when i find our#i will always trust alice's judgement. she's nevwr been wrong ever in her life#and its not like sam denied anything when alice teased him about it 👀👀#magnusposting
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Celia doesn't want a child right now ❤️
#ts4#the sims 4#ts4 vanilla#simblr#ts4 gameplay#gameplay#casper#celia#she never has any wants about children
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my favorite old people in love song 😭❤️ LOOK AT THEM
#turtle.txt#wish I could link a good translation but tbh the Google translation is passable#but the lyrics are so cute and hinge around adding seasoning to your cooking as a metaphor for#'spicing' a long term relationship with words and actions of affection#do i genuinely tear up at old people in loving committed relationships? no. don't look at me#^ lying#^ was the child of 2 people who should have never married in the first place#also as always obsessed with the way Celia aged so gracefully and uncompromisingly#in front of a world that is obsessed with youth & whiteness#and did such an incredible job adapting her fashion and performances & stage outfits#instead of chasing the body she had when she entered the industry#50 YEARS EARLIER#Youtube
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