#she was very sweet

[dont-read-this-im-dead]

Waitress: *hands my mom the check*

Me: I have cash for a tip.

Mom, checking total: 15% is about $5, and 20% in a little less than $7. Do you have $5 or $7?

Me: *puts $10 on the table*

Mom: that's too much!

Me: she makes minimum wage, mom. Zip it.

[novemberhush]

I was waiting to get on the train earlier (because I’m being moved about from pillar to post covering in different branches at the moment and the one I’m in today is in a different city altogether) and I smiled at a baby in a pushchair next to me.

When she smiled back at me I said, “Oh, look at that beautiful smile!”, and her mum’s head whipped around so fast I thought maybe she was pissed at me for talking to her baby. But then she said, “She smiled at you?“

And she looked down at her baby, who was still smiling up at me, and said, “Wow, she really is smiling at you! Normally she doesn’t smile at anyone she doesn’t know!”

And that just made my day.😊

[scentedinksandwhackedseals]

my teachers get so concerned when i suddenly start refusing to work. they’re like “are you safe? is there something going on?” and then i have to tell them that i’m just like this.

[dahyun]

part of a fairy garden on a walking trail i went to ‼️

[sequinsmile-x]

Met Maisie Peters today nbd xo

[nabsthevulture]

I met a 13 year old lab today named Chloe. She looked and acted super spry, i genuinely would not have taken her for 13 years old.

[cultivating-wildflowers]

also the nurse at the doctor's office complimented my tattoo

[cruiseperuse]

met a dog named maverick today ✈️🫡

[andisupreme]

At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."

I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.

Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl

[tyresdeg]

just remembered i had a dream a few days ago where margaret qualley gave me a t shirt at a nicki minaj concert

[a-timely-problem]

...why the fuck did I dream that Kaley Cuco (Penny from the big bang theory) was the therapist giving me my evaluation to go on hormones???

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Penelope's final gambit, you will always be famous, no matter the subtext.

[just-miru]

left the house for a walk

ended up at mum's workplace, hanging out with one of her colleagues

[blackkatdraws2]

[⚠️The Amazing Digital Circus SPOILERS] This episode was interesting!

[endykelopaedia]

i hope the baby bird i took to the vet almost a year ago is doing well

[narwhalsarefalling]

my mother taught me to crochet when i was young. she was left handed, so she taught me how in the bathroom mirror so her hands would be in the right position.

she learned to crochet from her grandmother, who was right handed. her grandma was the one that originally used the bathroom mirror to teach her granddaughter properly.

i find something poetic about that. here in this bathroom mirror, through generations, we adapt to our young who have a different way of learning and interacting with the world