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why are dogs master guilt trippers?
#I want to nap#so I put the baby in her playpen crate combo#with a snack and water and toys#she makes the most pathetic noises as soon as I walk away#does she want to nap with me?#no#she wants to wreak havoc
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Honestly we could REALLY get into the fact that a lot of the insanity in Acotar is an excellent exercise in why you can't really separate the art from the author.
Sjm's zionism is OBVIOUS in the text. The ic destabilize governments to the detriment of people they will never have to care for, steal artifacts from other countries, displace people, cause invasions, commit war crimes for 50 years "for the greater good" all while their own people are living under unchecked brutality and poverty.
They are rich megalomaniacs that care for no one but themselves and their own emotional and material satisfaction and they are PRAISED for it. In fact anyone who even remotely disagrees with the IC is almost always one of the villains in the story (Beron, Tamlin, etc) as if to condition the reader that asking questions that are critical of the IC puts you on the wrong side of the narrative morally.
All of that sounds REALLL familiar huh?
#and the funny thing is sjm brought this on herself#unlike most authors she creates a clear framework in the text of what the narrative considers morally right and morally wrong#and her characters are always in the side that is morally right in the books but is morally abhorrent in real life#you have NO CHOICE but to question the actual author atp#like if the ic were real they would be the gop#and i think its funny that a lot of the havoc they wreak is most centered on people that are poc or marginalized in the book#but im supposed to get behind it because its some white teenager having a girl boss colonial moment#i hate these novels#if sjm wanted to do this she should have straight up just made feyre and co villains#anti sjm#anti acotar#anti rhysand#anti feysand#anti ic#anti acomaf#anti sarah j maas#anti inner circle#anti acowar
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Akasha, still mortal. Designing her was challenging given the lack of extant reference, but this is what I came up with:
Apparently she was turned in 4000 bce, so I based my research in the Uruk Period of Mesopotamia (which was named for the Sumerian city of Uruk, now Iraq, where Rice said Akasha is from). In 4000, Kaunakes we’re not yet in style for Sumerians, instead wearing more straight-fitting kilts/net-dresses. I believe those also conformed to the rule of higher status =ankle length, lower class = knee length, so that’s what I did
On the fabric color—I read a paper that posited the ‘net’ of the net dress shown on the cylinder seal linked above/attached below, was actually a dyed pattern. The cylinder seal is dated @ ~3000 bce, BUT there is evidence of ochre-dyed cloth from Çatalhöyük, in Anatolia, from at least 5700 bce, so I think fabric dyeing in a less complicated pattern sounds feasible for 4000 bce.
Given 4000 was also the Chalcolithic Age/Copper Age in Mesopotamia, I wanted to include something copper. While I couldn’t find extant copper jewelry-jewelry, I did find these pins, and iirc Sumerian wrap-clothing was held with pins anyway
Re: necklaces, Akasha’s is based on this one.
I went with Iraqi-Lebanese actress Zahraa Ghandour as (partial) facial reference
Some assorted refs I don’t think are included in the links:
#I say ‘lack of extant reference’ bc everybody and their mother wants to talk abt 2000 bce onward. including me!!#I wanted to draw one a them leaf/feather headdresses:(#my art#iwtv#interview with the vampire#tvc#vampire chronicles#queen of the damned#qotd#akasha#historical dress#as for whether she should have a head covering for cultural reasons/just for the climate. I don’t think so.#I pirated a 200 page paper abt it so. I don’t think it was a thing yet for men or women#I think she should be fatter bc apparently Sumerians were stocky. but the page that said that was wrong abt something already#so I didn’t trust it/haven’t found another source#did make her a historically accurate shorty tho. which I love.#mother of all vampires wreaking terrible havoc. from 5 ft above sea level
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Only thing I’m gonna say abt it bc I haven’t read the books or participated tje fandom since I was in elementary school but. Ppl’s reaction to Squirrelflight becoming leader is so funny. The misogyny of the authors has rubbed off on the fans I see, how are you gonna tell a victim of domestic abuse that’s she’s a worse leader and suffered less than her husband. And all the alternate leader suggestions from these ppl are the lame ass guys. this is one of the saddest characters in cat fiction let the girlie win at least once good lord
#‘but she’s old so she’ll just die right away’ and? she’s still kickin so far anyway#they’re gonna pull some nightstar shit w her and pull sims bs excuse I just know it but. I’m gonna enjoy the win for now lol#also heard that they introduced TNR to the books. this will my be handled well#*not be#I loved warriors but it wreaked havoc on cat care. your cat is not a warrior quit letting it outside to die.#and TNR is not a viable long term solution it’s just putting a bandaid on a gaping wound#introducing this controversial tactic into annanthrpromorphic cat book is. NOT gonna help I already know ppl who don’t spay or nueter bc#‘what if they want to have babies later 🥺 I don’t want to take away their freedom’ ma’am they are animals.#and there is such a massive amount of cat overpopulation that the only option to make sure the ones able to be adopted actually get to be#would be to cull massive amounts of them. talk to a shelter worker they are literally up to their knees in cats#and half of them are so feral or sick that the only humane option is euthanasia#anyway. I support women’s rights and wrongs lmao#squirrelflight#squirrelstar#warrior cats
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ngl no amount of perfectly logical arguments will ever make me believe my girl toph would become a cop. no she wouldn't.
#toph beifong#toph#atla#this is why i don't want to watch korra#this fundamental misunderstanding of your own characters in spin-offs is something i will never be okay with#let her wreak havoc for fucks sake#she deserves it!!!!#toph will stay a lawless feral gremlin till her last breath#and she will make it everyone's problem#good for her!!!#and don't even get me started on katara. i will die mad about tlok making her a designated healer. as if a huge chunk of her#atla arc wasn't about the opposite#disgraceful - to quote iroh
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Type of person who says "I think my lipstick would look soooooo good on you!", gives you a kiss on the cheek, declares their lipstick looks fantastic on you and they'd like to see it on you more often, then breezes on by all those mixed signals to continue on with whatever was at hand.
#▌ ◈ shi qingxuan ; ⌜ study ⌟#yeah this is all i've got until later i think#discord convos got me holding my head in my hands. lady u've got to learn how to differentiate between different affections#surface level its cute sure but beneath i think its worrying. maybe even irritating/contemptable. depends on the person.#girl who cares you so so so much but her stunted emotional advocacy/expression makes her seem airheaded and unserious#girl who plops you both down into the friendzone bc she's wholly unaware of her own capacity for intimacy beyond friendship#when i say intimacy i mean genuinely any display of connection/attraction/what have you#queen of mixed signals and hard to get bc she's not reading her own signals and doesn't know she wants to be gotten#her ignorance is wreaking havoc yet again!!!!!#i have so many thoughts about sqx and Deep Feelings:tm: be they platonic or any other type of attraction#but this'll have to do for now. ogh. hopeless romantic but quite literally hopeless. so entirely hopeless. girl u've got nothing.#what is it tsun and i say.... stuck in the dark forest (metaphorically) (literally) (horrible beast)
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"chappell roan needs media training" why? for what? so she can divorce herself from personhood because authenticity makes you uncomfortable?
#like this isnt super important to me or anything but ?#i think it's cool to see her on the carpet at the vmas standing up for herself against fucking weirdos#and then giggling about working at a scooters coffee kiosk#she's just some random bitch (her words) and i think that's great#and it'd be a shame if she lost it bc people want everything to be sterile and consumable#wreaking havoc
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unpopular aslfua opinions
i cant actually imagine a scenario where miae and cheol end up dating, at least as teenagers. like just think about stereotypical teenage dating tropes from back in the day. for example, I cannot fathom cheol putting up with aegyo from miae. I can imagine her trying, oh for sure, but it's gonna be weird and offputting. miae bugs cheol enough already without trying to be ultra feminine and cute.
(im mostly thinking abt the main duo in Hometown ChaChaCha and how their attitudes towards each other drastically changed after they became official. no joke i quit the show that ep when they got together because it was too much secondhand embarrassment and whiplash how OOC they felt)
anyway my other unpopular opinion is that i can see miae and jisu dating in their youth because jisu is currently more willing to see miae as an equal he can play with but also get to reason with. whereas cheol sees her as a smaller kid he needs to protect despite all of them being the same age. and maybe miae and jisu don't last the long term and miae finds her way back to cheol once they're both a little more mature and the expectations of peers and family arent in the way. miae's friends keep egging her on. the other female classmates aren't happy with how close they are. their parents seem to expect something too, especially miae's mom. but neither of them are ready.
#aslfua#dont get me wrong i want miae and cheol to be endgame but they aren't ready#miae sees cheol romantically whether she admits it or not but cheol only accepted their status as friends like... last week#and i haven't even begun to psychoanalyze his dreams about miae#also jisu's role is just very interesting#i want him to wreak havoc and chaos
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Okay fun question. If you can swap bodies with any celeb in the world (like on the show) who would it be?
ooh like who would i want to play/be? i mean in the ideal world julian mcmahon lmao bc i would get to be tormented, wear nice coats, kiss phoebe, and date shannen. like. what more can a gal ask for?
#if it’s just any celebrity in existence i think hmm. well if i’m wreaking havoc i’m picking elon musk and i’m like#donating all of his money to like trans right and also fund a bunch of bullet trains across the us and ban the nazis off twitter#a realer answer is probably taylor swift bc she is such an interesting critter to me#i would want to find her diaries and figure out what all her songs are really about bc i’m nosey like that#💌
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Love the concept of the Dimitrescu's respective partners knowing how fucking terrifying and evil they are and just being chill with it.
Actually love the concept of their partners lowkey having corruption arcs. Like they love the power of having powerful girlfriends (Some more than others) and will use it to their advantages. They still love their respective girlfriends very much but like they gotta go a lil mad with power too cause they can just do shit now and it has very little consequence.
I want them all to be a little fucked up and evil is what I'm saying.
#corruption au maybe#they are fucking terrorizing the village and staff#i want melon to use the fact she's cass' girlfriend to scare the fuck out of people#she will not be bullied anymore#also max and dani are definitely just an evil power couple you know these two are wreaking HAVOC#obviously alcina and mia are evil wives and mia is absolutely feral and insane and moldy#honestly i think elena and bela are the only ones who would still be reletivly level headed but bela's all kindsa fucked up#and elena's pretty fucked up and angry after the fire#basically I want the Canon dimitrescu attitudes and that to just rub off on their partners#alt aus
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One day I'll properly draw my fankid for Baatar and Kuvira, but I've been thinking about him a lot recently lol While the idea of Baatar siring like a $70million racehorse and him and Kuv ending up with a lot of kids (like his own parents) is all parts intriguing, ironic, and funny to me, in my mind I always pictured them with one kid they can pour all their obsession into. Especially with Baatar having grown up feeling lost in a sea of siblings.
I've had him in my mind for years but in two very different genres, one being the very light hearted Spy x Family-esque younger years and then the later idea where he grows up to be the sort of "next gen" villain who is even worse than his parents were. I always felt Baatar and Kuvira lent themselves well to being the start of a generational antagonist family because I truly feel like their DNA combined would create the Homelander of the avatar universe or something. I just struggle to combine those two aspects into a character that feels cohesive~ (though that is what AU's are for I guess lol)
#LoK Thoughts#[ I give him the other half of Kuvira's villain arc so that she doesn't have 50 thousand things going on at once like in the show#the idea of their kid being “oh hes worse so much worse” is so fun to me#because I love the idea of all their traits being combined into a single human being lol#they'd be the scariest person on earth#very “with their powers combined I will wreak such havoc on humanity” coded#but his parents are still obsessed with him and do not want to go against him even if they don't agree#like he's their sweet precious angel baby boy he would never!#but he so clearly would and is ]
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But like…. once again for the people in the back. You can’t excuse Wanda’s actions in MoM by saying “but that wasn’t her, that was the influence of the Darkhold demon!!” and then turn around and brag about her huge power boost.
Cause like… that wasn’t her, that was the influence of the Darkhold demon.
#correct me if I’m wrong I’m gonna be honest I haven’t watched mom cause I hate Wanda#but as I understand it#Wanda was born with chaos magic but she didn’t know it until the hydra experiments awakened it in her#and chaos magic basically just means she doesn’t need to know specific skills to do stuff she can just bend reality#and there was a demon named chthon once upon a time that created the Darkhold and imbued it with his dark power#and he looked into the future and decided that one day there would be a Scarlett witch figure that would use the Darkhold#and it would possess them and essentially unleash chthon’s power back upon the world#and at the end of wandavision Wanda decided she was gonna be the scarlett witch#so she took the Darkhold and studied it and absorbed its power#(so chthon’s power)#and that’s what gave her the huge boost in MoM#but it also corrupted her to do what Chthon wanted her to do#which is wreak havoc on the multiverse#so basically what I’m saying is#Wanda let herself get possessed by a demon and that’s what made her so strong#that’s literally it#like yes I know she was powerful in endgame and wv#but like not ungodly powerful#I know y’all didn’t think miss single white female was some special era universe defying entity all by herself#lmaooo#anti wanda maximoff
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Just watched black dahlias story and g-d what a delight! I didnt think I could fall harder for her !
#gamer txt.#like honest to g-d i could be one of her bunny girls so easy at this point#i cant possibly explain how excited all the canon murders she committed made me without sounding a little bad#but ill have you know that it was very#is she the only person to make a wish and Not become a skullgirl?#i want to know is it because she truely is 'pure' - wishing for everyone elses happiness in her own twisted way?#or is it because a skullgirl is created to wreak havoc and destroy the world and well. thats already what she wished for.#it would be a bit redundant no?#thats so interesting#and she spared big band. not out of any kindness or kinship with him but almost because of the lack thereof#she wanted him to realise how exhilarating being brought to the brink of death was she wanted him to live for nothing but violence like her!#but he almost seemed resigned in his fate. knowing hed have to die someday and woke up feeling like it mighta been today#he wasnt going to fight her in that moment and he did not find any joy in his situation#that was the first time she stopped smiling after like 25 minutes of a 30 minute video. she was upset#she'll kill him when he understands when he enjoys his life being in the balance and seeks it out. like her#how. peculiar#she really does just want kinship doesnt she#maybe that was too much character introspection#i loved how suddenly and confidently she murdered everyone! i was actually clapping with delight each time she did it !
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⌖ In OTHER NEWS, fellow V*xtuber SCAMBAITER’S REVENGE got into some COUYON SCAMMER’S computer and made the scammer’s V*xtube account SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL -- before NUKING his entire operating system! A LEGEND! SIR! You have WHAT’S LEFT OF MY HEART!
#⌖ online#// Al Radiodemon on her scambaiting arc rn... she does wacky improv to waste their time and make them unsuspecting participants in#keeping her bored ass entertained. Like a Kitboga type scambaiter.#'gets two scammers in a rap battle/goose honking contest by pretending to be a senile old lady' type clown.#Scambaiter's Revenge is not a real channel but it is in her universe. He's the one who got into a scam center's phone system when she was#livestream baiting that scam center on April 1st bc he's a fan of hers and wanted to catch her incoming call.#(This happens in real life sometimes if the call center's software is computerbased like zoom or skype-based! Scambaiters do get access!)#He's the type of scambaiter who pretends to be a legit caller/victim and lets them get into his (fake) computer with remote access software#and then reverses the connection into scammers' computers and wreaks havoc (steals their files & deploys viruses that destroy the computer)#Like a ScammerRevolts or Scambaiter (that's the channel name) or Deeveeaar type scambaiter.#Anyway... he did get into a scammer's computer and did his thing and went on the scammer's v*xtube and subscribed him to a) himself and#b) Al Radiodemon and that's the funniest thing in the world to Al. That's so iconic. (And then he deployed the memz virus and nuked the PC.)#I think they should collab. I think she should do the wacky improv to distract scammers while he obliterates their computers.
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The DB Fandom looks kinda dead but I’m still here kicking 😅 Dragon Ball Super Ch. 90 rambles:
-I’m actually enjoying this arc. So fresh, lacks the drama and the feeling of unpreventable doom of the past sagas. It’s funny and bizarre at times like old DB.
-Hedo is a big kid with a genius mind which makes him dangerous. Does not mean harm but ends up doing it anyway. Would 100% set the world on fire for a Clean God’s autograph.
-Goten my beloved. THE cinnamon roll. Always wanting to help, so selfless. While Trunks is there like having a life outside of him, Goten is just so happy to hang out with his best bud. He does not feel left out even when Trunks chooses Mai over him because he understands how important she is to Trunks.
-Also Goten is just so selfless and easygoing in the same way his family is. Loves people and seeing them happy BUT he appears to be a lot more integrated into society than Gohan, for example, could ever be. He’s not socially awkward, talks to other kids, goes to parties,etc., just a normal teenager. Of course, he never had the weight of the world on his shoulders the same way his brother did.
-Goten looks so much like his grandmother with that haircut and I’m here for any Bardock-Gine references.
-Mai has her shit figured out 👌🏽 Also gotta love that she was just using Trunks to trap Hedo. Didn’t like her armor though, she’s usually more subtle.
-Trunks is the cool kid who could have any girl he wanted but wants the one he can’t have. Also shuts down his two brain cells whenever she is around. Has eyes only for one very particular kind of dangerous woman (Vegeta’s kid) but becomes stupid around them (teen!Bulma).
-Krillin is the perfect adult member for this story. He is the one the kids won’t mind disobeying 🫠
#on a foot’s note I love the characters’ diversity#I miss Geets but I’m cool with avoiding the adult gang for a while#Want Marron to also join them#wreak havoc together#she is nice like her dad but should have a mean streak like mom#Also Pan kicking butts and Bra overthrowing Hedo’s technology#At 5 yo#dragon ball super#trunks briefs#goten
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I love modern au Blantha so much sorry. I love my obnoxious Pilates influencer and her scary gf who bathes twice a month
#I would pay real canadian dollars to observe their pda#absolutely wreaking havoc on the ossington strip. snorting lines of what is mostly baby laxatives and talking loud as hell#Blanche is on her 3rd espresso martini about to say something offensive and Bertha is digging through her stained tote bag#to show the underpaid bartender the botulism she’s been cultivating in her disgusting bedroom#‘I actually have anthrax if u want to buy it off me’ ‘ma’am please put that away’#Blanche has like a negative 50 uber rating because Bertha keeps smoking in the ubers#AAAAAAAND post
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