#she tried guilt tripping him but it didnt work

[itsmebeff]

alphys will strangle him if he gives her sugar again

some more mari stuff here andddd here :]] she's alphyne's kiddo

[jackass-jones]

Literally feeling sooooo horrible and hopeless oh boy 🌝

[priceforrottenjudgement]

Ok, absolutely unnecessary, but here are my feelings on the gaiman situation.

I dont think there is any reason to not believe the two victims. Their stories are corroborated by Text messages and partly by gaiman himself.

However. A lot of ppl seem to have taken in a very reductive summary of events when they come away from this with "gaiman is a serial rapist deliberately preying on young women and abusing them". The relationships were confirmed as consensual by all parties, the Podcast seems to be staunchly anti bdsm, in their opinion all bdsm relationships are abusive and they drive this point home very hard. Theres clearly an Agenda and they tried to find other partners to corroborate their Story of "gaiman is a bdsm sex pest" but couldnt find anyone else who supported that view.

2nd however. Just bc the Podcast is obviously biased and working unsoundly, doesnt erase the fact that gaiman had relationships with 2 (that we know of) women significantly younger, obviously unstable and with a severe imbalance of Power (one was a fan who was clearly obsessed with him and the other was employed by him) and that he acted skeevily and was pushing, if not crossing, the limits of consent with these women. Also the fact that he tried to guilt trip one of them by saying he was thinking of suicide bc she was gonna "me too" him (what a disgusting way to phrase this??).

All this adds on to other red flags concerning gaiman, so its safe to say supporting him as a person isnt a good idea.

BUT it also once again has shown how unreflected and impulsive a lot of ppl on here are. Ppl were shouting "believe the victims!!!" At ppl asking questions about the situation, without even having checked in on the story themselves. "Believe the victims" doesnt mean "believe reductive tumblr posts made by ppl who didnt read past the headline". You still have to seek out additional info before jumping into crusade mode, and i dont get how thats a controversial thing to say???

Also: ive seen multiple people ridicule the notion that this has something to do with terf politics or the current election in the uk and im honestly not sure if these ppl were living under a rock, bc thats DEFINITELY a thing that has happened before. Deliberate exposes and "character assassinations" against ppl/celebs who have a different stance on politics, lgbt issues etc happens all the time in boulevard press or reactionary spaces, wtf are you talking about????

The makers of the Podcast WERE out to get gaiman, but that doesnt change the fact that there was indeed something "to get".

[rnn11203]

How much do you think Demetrius/robin tried with Sebastian? I kinda see all the parents of stardew to be well meaning in a sense that i think they do truly love their children but they get swept up and do wrong due to their circumstances, resentment, and insecurity.

I think Pam loves Penny, but her addiction, raising penny on her own, losing her job… yk? All that pain turned into more pain, i think Pam knows penny has done far too much for her, but is too ashamed to fully realize it, so to cope she internalizes it and blames penny all over. Obsesses over her own sacrifices and her own pain and ends up neglecting her.

I think Jodi loves Sam and Vincent, but she also feels resentful, lamenting about a life not lived, she married young and now worries about a husband who is different from when he left. She’s afraid that Sam’s turned lazy, but also didnt want to repeat the wasted youth she missed out on too, she bottles her emotions and it creates anxiety for Sam specifically. Kent too, its interesting that Sam feels indifferent to his fathers return isnt it? All that lost time, strangers now, Sam had grown fine without him and perhaps this creates guilt for both of them.

I think Pierre and Caroline love Abigail, honestly, i dont think the “rumors” bother Pierre THAT much, i think sometimes he feels it, maybe after a particularly rough fight with either of his family members but i think he truly loves her, he’s her dad after all no matter who her father is. Caroline too, i think it’s just this unspoken thing for them, let the town gossip, they love their daughter. I dont think they understand her very well tho, and yk, she doesnt think they do either. Its one of those things where the more you try to understand, the less you hear. Abigails relationship with her parents reads more cliche teenager to me though, i headcanon that their relationships settle as she ages. I think Abigail would move out of the valley and travel frequently but i think shed make trips back to her family often. Mostly for holidays. I think Caroline specifically would still feel anxious and wish she didnt travel as much, but i think her and Pierre’s relationship gets better in the future too. (It’s funny, Pierre is one of the least popular characters but i actually really like him).

Which brings me to Sebastian, Robin, and Demetrius. Again with an unpopular opinion, when i first played, i really liked Demetrius. Although i did feel that robins side of the arguements were more “correct”.

I headcanon Sebastian’s age to be around 22-23~ while Maru’s is 18-19~. I also headcanon that Sebastians father simply just left while Seb was around 3~. Im curious to how others think him and robin met, im unsure if its ever mentioned in game but honestly i think they met due to work. Demetrius has stated that he studies the local flora and fauna and Robin is a carpenter, i imagine she has a lot of knowledge about pelican towns native plants and animals. I think they were smitten, i can see robin liking Demetrius more nerdy/dorky behavior and robins stern, playful, spitfire personality has captured the hearts of many players after all.

Sebastian comes off as a Velcro kid to me, i think he’d be a huge mamas boy and feel almost threatened by Demetrius. I think robin and Demetrius would marry quickly, and honestly i think Maru was a planned pregnancy, I think robin wanted to give Sebastian a sibling so he’d be less lonely, and i think they’d figure that bonding would happen easier if they were closer in age. I see this being very upsetting to Sebastian, i think he’d see his father once in a while but when hes around 12-13 it’s just.. silence.

Honestly, i think Demetrius would try really hard to bond with Sebastian. But once Maru came along both him and robin were just.. busy. I think Demetrius would unfortunately think “wow this is my first child!” And it alienated Sebastian. I think Sebastian feels abandoned. Replaced. Unwelcome. Which is why he struggles with opening up to others and prefers being alone.

Unfortunately i think robin and Demetrius would just think Sebastian was a more difficult child and that Maru was an easier baby. I think this would embarrass Sebastian and shame him, i dont think they ever meant anything by it but i do think Sebastian was a fussy child who wanted to be soothed. But after their comments, he’d isolate himself so that he too, would be an “easier” child for them. As Sebastian ages i think robin would feel she didnt do enough for him, i think she worries about him often but almost feels like it’s “too late”. I think eventually Sebastian would come to resent and feel mistreated by all his parents and as his behavior worsened, he’d get compared to Maru even more, furthering the resentment and pain he feels. I do think he’d be a meaner older brother though, causing Demetrius to be more protective over Maru causing stronger feelings of “you’re not my dad!” And etc…. Can you tell im sleepy yet?

TLDR: i think they would try their best but ultimately end up sidelining him, causing him to act out more until he just didnt care anymore.

[msc137]

Hey skittle. When did you find out you were primes grandson?-Mortimer

oh, jeez.

um, so. a couple years back, me and rick got into kinda a rough patch, and he actually ended up leaving in order to adventure with these two sentient crows. he left me his portal gun, too.

i visited the citadel a few times while he was gone. i think it started as just curiosity, since he never took us to the citadel unless it was absolutely necessary, but eventually i ended up visiting a bunch of bars and stuff. that was when my drinking first got to be a problem.

i got portal fluid to top off the gun every time i visited. i guess it probably should have been a bit of a red flag that the fluid was free, but i didnt really think it through. eventually, i got this aging serum to make me like, 40, and went over to find rick and try to, um. guilt trip him into coming back.

it didnt really work! but rick came back a couple months later anyway. he took us to the citadel in order to bring me back down to my original age.

thats when effie had some people tell us we were invited to dinner with her. i was really excited since i looked up to her a fair bit. she was president of the citadel back then, and i thought it was really cool how much she had done to try and improve things for mortys there. rick was more reluctant but i got him to go anyway.

at the dinner, she finished a brainscan of my rick that she had started way back when she was controlling evil rick. that brainscan had all of his memories up to that point. she needed his memories in order to help her break the curve and escape.

at that point, i think she did something to the portal fluid, and it all got redirected to instakill dimensions. since i had used the citadel fluid to refill ricks portal gun, we couldnt really escape with it, so instead he thought there might be a way out through the bottom.

me and rick got into a bit of an argument, so he offered me his downloaded memories as like, a gesture of trust. looking back, i probably should have waited until after everything had settled down, but i just plugged it in right then and there as the citadel was collapsing around us.

the majority of his memories are pretty vague and fuzzy now, but thats when i found out what rick prime had done to rick. and, um. and his family. and thats how i found out that i wasnt ricks original morty. because, yknow, he didnt have an original morty.

my rick was the one who, um. who built the curve in the first place. in order to trap rick prime. thats why effie needed his memories to break it.

when i came to, i got to see where all the project pheonixes got rerouted to. these chambers with these, like, spinning blades at the bottom. it was honestly pretty horrifying, haha! and all those, um, remains of ricks and mortys were sent through these big tubes.

thats when we caught up to effie. and. thats when she offered to take me with her, out of the curve and away from ricks. but, um, well. i chose my rick, back then. im glad that i dont have to make a choice now. i dont know what i would choose and i dont want to think about it.

me and rick fled to the mortyville sector of the citadel (i think it was the sector that used to be morty town) and seperated it from the rest, just in time before a huge wave of portal fluid would have crashed into us. we ended up stranded on the remains of the citadel for a while. honestly, we both probably would have starved to death there if space mom hadnt found us.

when we got back home, rick tried to reset portal travel, but he accidentally reset portal travellers. which meant everyone in our curve got sent to their dimension of origin.

i got sent back to my dimension. um, a while back, me and rick accidentally turned everyone in the dimension into these, um, cronenberg creatures. except people directly related to me. i ran into my dad, and um, he was the only member of my original family who was still alive.

anyway!!!! rick got me out of there, made sure i hadnt ran into the rick of that dimension, and then we got into the ship. i asked him where we were going, he said, "to kill your grandpa, little buddy," and thats when i found out.

we landed on this weird base in the middle of space, and there were a bunch of killbots and screens and bombs and stuff, it was really overwhelming. thats when rick told me that he had landed in my dimension hoping that rick prime would, well, show up someday. but he didnt.

i heard my moms in danger on the ships communicator. that was when i decided that rick c137 was my grandpa. not rick prime. and i got rick to leave with me so we could go and help my moms.

afterwards, we all went back to our home dimension, but some bullshit happened with a dangerous pet that rick had in the house for some reason and so we had to leave that earth and find a new one. it was a huge pain in the ass to do since portal travel was still broken, but we managed.

and well. we got to our new earth, buried the dead versions of ourselves in the backyard, and rick reassured me that i wasnt bait for rick prime. because rick prime didnt care about me anyway.

i still dont like the way "parmesan" is pronounced on this earth but at least everyone is together and okay, yknow?

jeez um, sorry, i guess i sorta gave a lot of extra detail there, didnt i? um, anyway, yeah. thats how i found out. and uh. do you think you could try not to refer to me as rick primes grandson? hes. not my grandpa.

[catgirlxox]

thoughts on ester and ben? i didnt really like her and ben when i first watched omniverse but i brushed it off as me being petty cause i only really cared about benrook lol, idk why but to me it seemed like ben wasnt really that into her and was just going along. however, i see people (mostly on reddit) say she was perfect for ben and im just like, uhm- did i miss something? i do kinda feel bad for her cause i think ben should have at least made it clear he didnt want to commit to her from the get go but idk, i skipped every other scene she was in LOL

oh thank fuck someone else said it.

I HEAR THIS SHIT EVERYWHEREEE 🙄 LMAO like I get it, she's considered the better option because she's not insulting him every other second, trying to use him for something, guilt tripping him over choosing to do his job instead of giving her attention 24/7, she has alien powers and therefore fits into the fighting crime aspect of the series. I understand that. But...in that case, it's like a band aid solution? They just didn't repeat the problems the "bad" love interests had, and by process of elimination, she’s the better option out of a bunch of debatably bad options.

But besides checking all those boxes, it's kind of a boring pairing. I think that's the real thing here that wrote them into a corner and contributed to kicking her out in favor of Kai the drama starting bitch with an attitude who tries to "challenge" Ben and create some kind of fucked up chemistry. It does give them something to make a plot from.

Ben 10 isn't and never was a romance focused show, so I don't think we need to expect an amazingly crafted romance plotline from it. And if people are content with a satisfactory romance, they can be. But again, if you want MY opinion, it's boring.

No wonder it seemed like Ben wasn't really into her 😂

To be fair, I have made a (less petty) point here that I do still agree with - they're teenagers. Dating around and things not working out isn't uncommon, unrealistic or unreasonable. Yeah, the romantic subplots could have been planned out better, but the argument can be made that the teenage years are for that kind of exploration.

But also actually you know what fuck that I put together a new tag for my petty posts about the bitches cause it's my blog and I get to bitch about whatever I want. You're welcome? haha

[psychabolition]

today my therapist said to me i was upsetting her and she was sad with me bc i was throwing my problems on her YOURE MY THERAPIST DEAL WITH IT

then she was repeating it and saying "youre making me sad/youre making me upset" and she threatened to tell my father about my sh problems if i didnt tell her how i was feeling (i literally cant recognize my feelings it isnt that hard to understand some people have trouble identifying emotions bro)

she also said i was being difficult and she hated "rebellious teens" and she would refuse to work with me if i got rebellious

and then when i told her to talk about me making her sad with HER therapist, she said it wasnt nice. ok what youre doing also isnt nice

idk if it was to guilt trip me or anything but im js kinda annoyed lmao like bro youre in your 40s and works in therapy for like 20 years learn to deal with your own job

✔️ ageism/youth discrimination

✔️ denying you autonomy and disbelieving that you know yourself and what you need best because youre "the patient"

✔️ not being able to materially help you so she blamed you for the problems you face

✔️ trying to coerce you into neuronormativity by threatening you

Average therapist honestly 😂😭 . I also experienced something really similiar hahaha . Like one time a therapist of mine also repeatedly told me how he feels bad and upset when I talk to him about my problems??? I told him that this seems really unprofessional to me and why the fuck he talks about his feelings in my therapy session . Like am I not there to talk about MY feelings? Who cares about how hes feeling ?(I literally asked him that). I also asked him if it isnt literally his job to listen to me ?

Yk what his explanation for his weird behavior was ???? He said that what hes doing is a "therapeutic technique" that should make me realize that my behavior is wrong. It should make me realize that the experiences Im talking about sound disturbing and that he thinks I should realize that Im arrogant and thats why "no one likes me"😭 and that he wanted to show me that I should change "this behavior" by literally reacting disgusted by me and also by straight up telling me that he feels "uncomfortable and upset" 💀💀💀 . Like he literally just tried to make me act more "normal" and say more "normal" things by being visibly and openly repulsed of me and my experiences. Like ???my therapist literally tried to bully me into showing the "correct" behavior basically 😂😂(==which is not talking about my disturbing problems i guess ??). I bet yours is doing and thinking the same. istg. All therapists are the same. Like the situation just sounds so similiar that Im sure that she thinks shes being a good therapist by doing this .

[raveneira]

Random but i saw someone that ships Kaw*Sum* say that MitsuSara and KawaSara don't have any "healthy interactions" LMFAOOOOO. And that Kaw*Sum* and BoruSumi both have the ultimate "goal" to protect Sumire's character😂. Istg that was that was the most ridiculous thing i've ever read, they want to protect her character and a healthy ship for her but they ship her with...Kawaki? (No hate to him, he's my precious muffin). I also think i saw them talking about "development, deep conversations ecc..." and i was like "are those things in the room with us🥴?".

MitsuSara by far has the healthiest interactions out of everyone, including BoruSara despite how they try to argue their the healthiest ship, they are very much NOT lol

Mitsuki and Sarada have mutual respect for one another, they dont really argue and arent petty, Mitsuki is willing to listen to and be there for Sarada even when Boruto isnt (example the ninja tech mission) and will go so far as to blackmail Boruto into coming with them so she'll be better protected (threatening to let Sarada take the mission alone to guilt Boruto into coming with them) AND to make matters worse he's actually the one who even remembered the promise Boruto made to her and literally reminded him of it and guilt tripped him about it because it was true, he made that big grand declaration to be her right hand man and protect her but the first mission he doesnt like he's just "You go ahead Mitsuki but I refuse" like...its not about you, this is only a few chapters after he made the promise and he already forgot he's supposed to be her protector lol but Mitsuki didnt.

Mitsuki was also the one who first believed in her abilities enough to lead them where once again, Boruto did not, even Kawaki had faith in her abilities and knew their chances of winning were higher under her leadership.

Mitsuki and Sarada are always shown having eachothers back, there were so many times Sarada was gonna be reckless or in danger and Mitsuki snatched her out of there or stopped her, and she has protected him numerous times as well, the list goes on really but the point is they have a very healthy relationship, as healthy as InoShikaChos just minus the growing up together part.

As for KawaSara they also had plenty of healthy interactions, literally in 28 we see Sarada soften up to Kawaki and promise to be there for him whenever hes troubled, then later we see them training together, then we see them working together trying to find clues about karma and her offering to ask her mother about it, then we see Sarada literally running to his rescue despite knowing what danger shes up against, then we see Kawaki break down to her over Naruto's loss and her open up to him about something she never did even to her own best friend and reassuring him of who Naruto is, they then work together to defeat Boro and rescue Naruto with Kawaki PERSONALLY relying on Sarada to find the core while he (and the others) took the beating to buy time for her to do so, then when Boro attacks Mitsuki and is about to attack Sarada (and Boruto) he protects her, then when he gets knocked away Sarada tries to protect HIM, she also saved him from Boro's virus earlier when he and Boruto were immobilized by it.

They've had plenty of healthy interactions, ppl just pretend otherwise because they wanna paint the narrative that only BoruSara (and sometimes KawaSumi) have a healthy/healthiest relationship when they dont.

So getting to KawaSumi, the ship, and its shippers for that matter, is pure delusion atp, and I hate to sound like bsa fans but ppl who try to force this pairing do not care about Sumire's feelings, because unlike Sarada, Sumire IS canonically inlove for Boruto, so disregarding her feelings as 'just a crush' and 'not real love the way Sarada's is' and my favorite 'she'll move on' when why does she need to? not like Boruto has confessed his feelings for anyone, not like theres any confirmation of who he likes yet so why she gotta move on?

Even if for arguments sake Sarada DID also like Boruto, why does Sumire have to give up her feelings because of Sarada? she doesnt OWN Boruto, hes not her possession, hes not an item she called dibs on and Sumire gotta step back, no, Boruto as of now likes nobody, so why does Sumire need to move on and accept Sarada 'likes' him if Boruto himself hasnt made a decision yet? HIS feelings are the only ones that matter in this situation because HES the one who has to reciprocate, if Sarada liked Boruto but Boruto chose Sumire, does she have to reject that because Sarada liked him first? because thats the logic here.

Sumire needs to 'move on' because Sarada called dibs and Boruto definitely will (or as they insist already) reciprocate, so Sumire needs to move on and accept she lost...even though she hasnt, their not even dating, nor has either admitted having any feelings towards eachother, yet they want Sumire to back off despite her not having any reason to.

Again, if Sarada likes him, Sumire doesnt have to back off because of that, Boruto is not her property to claim as belonging to her when he hasnt even reciprocated her feelings yet, let alone knows she even has them.

Until Boruto himself makes a decision, Sumire doesnt have to move on or accept anything, the only time she does is when and if Boruto and Sarada's feelings are mutual, that is the ONLY time she should let go cuz she got no choice then. But even then she doesnt have to move on if she doesnt want to, Tsunade didnt, Karin didnt, so Sumire doesnt have to either, she can just move forward with her life while still loving Boruto but accepting his relationship.

The only reason ppl want Sumire to 'move on' is because it makes them feel more secure, if she stayed single and still inlove with Boruto they fear another Karin situation, ya know all the cheating etc conspiracies, but if shes with another guy they know their safe from all that, bonus points if their kids look nothing like Sarada then they'd really catch hell with the 'real mother' allegations as well lol

Anyway movin on

they want to protect her character and a healthy ship for her but they ship her with...Kawaki?

This is the kicker right here because it shows just how MUCH they dont care about her character, nor understand her in general. Sumire does no more for Kawaki than she would if she were caretaking anybody else because thats just who Sumire is, she wants to help ppl, Boruto inspired her to be the person she wants to be, and she made up her mind that she wanted to be someone who supports the village through science, which we see her using all types of medical science that'll help alot of shinobi.

Yet they act as if her kindness and caring for Kawaki is some special case when its not, anyone in Kawaki's position she would do the exact same thing, if she saw Amado being sus with them, she would go out of her way to spy on him the exact same way, why? because she cares for ppl, why would she spy on Amado? because she feels he may be a threat to the village which we've already established her goal is to support, so nothing shes doing now would change if you put another character in Kawaki's spot, thats your first hint that these interactions arent anything special to run with.

The second hint is the fact that Kawaki picked up that she liked Boruto and she admitted it to his face, killing any interest he may have developed for her if he thought there was nobody she was interested in (Not saying this actually would've happened, just sayin if the possibility were there its gone with her already liking someone, so the thought of pursuing her would never even come up) but what makes it worse is that Kawaki doesnt even care, to him, in his own words, she is just doing her job as Katasuke's assistant, he doesnt care who she likes as long as she still does her job.

That right there tells you how he thinks of her, even though Sumire has care for him, Kawaki has zero for her, is he grateful for her help? yes, but does he personally care about her beyond that? no. To him, again in his own words, she is just Katasuke's assistant, this is what he literally refers to her as, then he further makes clear that they only have a patient/caretaker relationship when he says he doesnt care about her feelings as long as she does her job.

He doesnt see anything Sumire is doing as anything more than her doing her job because that essentially IS all shes doing, is she genuinely concerned about his wellbeing? yes, but again she would feel no different if there were anyone else in his position because thats just who Sumire IS.

Quick example, If Sasuke and Sakura were strapped to a bomb unable to escape in one area, and a whole village of innocent ppl in another area, and only Naruto was around to save them, who do you think he'd go save and who would he let die? if your answer is he'd save both or die trying, then congrats, you understand Naruto's character.

That's essentially who Sumire is, it doesnt matter what unfortunate person needs taken care of in this situation, Sumire would go out of her way for them because thats just who she IS. Kawaki is not special to her, nor is she special to Kawaki, they are at the very least aquaintances who were on good terms until he turned against Boruto, thats it.

You can argue they were 'healthy' if you wanna go purely by the manga because they didnt have many negative interactions, but thats not exactly a high bar to clear when the ppl in question are just aquaitences, a caretaker caring for her patient and said patient getting up and leavin when shes done.

You never seen them interact or talk one on one outside of the lab, even when meeting to discuss the cohabitation plan, they werent talking to eachother and were just going over what the mission entailed, then when Ada called her there they STILL dont interact or even speak because, as I've made more than clear by this point, they HAVE no personal relationship outside of patient/caretaker.

Even when everyone is hunting Kawaki down we never see her worried or care, but we saw Ada, and we saw Sarada, and then when the whole omnipotence situation goes down she only thinks about Boruto and wanting to help him, at no point in this entire chaos does she ever express any concern or sympathy for Kawaki.

Why? because HE'S not special to her, Boruto is, and even though she understood why he did it and let it slide the first time since Naruto vouched for him, shes not letting it slide a second time even with Shikamaru telling them his reasoning for doing so, Sumire prioritized Boruto's wellbeing over Kawaki's because thats who she cares about, thats who is special to her, who she has a personal deep connection with, thats who she loves, thats who saved her and gave her a second chance at life, and thats who she wants to protect.

Im not saying she doesnt care about Kawaki at all, but she has no personal attachment to him to put him above or on the same level of Boruto. When push came to shove we saw who was really special to Sumire and who wasnt, and it wasnt Kawaki, it was Boruto, and it has remained that way for 3 years ever since Kawaki's second attempt on his life.

The only person Kawaki has on his side right now thats not brainwashed is Ada, nuff said right there.

I also think i saw them talking about "development, deep conversations ecc..." and i was like "are those things in the room with us?".

They had zero development, the most you could call development with them is Kawaki going from rejecting needles from Sumire to eventually accepting them, thats it, their relationship has remained completely stagnant beyond that.

'Development' means change in a relationship, it means progression be it positive or negative, nothing has changed with them tho, even with omnipotence theres really no difference between then and now because there was never much between them from the get go, the only change is her working with Sarada to try and undo the brainwashing, thats not really a change in their relationship tho so yeah, zero development fr fr.

Deep conversations? Im assuming they are referring to the anime which completely contradicts the manga which thankfully disregarded the anime changes altogether so I will as well, but even if I include it, then I have to burst the bubble once again and say it wasnt a deep conversation, because Sumire did all the talking, she did all the assuming, Kawaki never reciprocated and kept dodging talking to her altogether, telling her to back off, to mind her business, that she doesnt know him, and even asking why shes telling him all this in the first place (he literally did not ask for her sob story yet she gave her whole life story to him because she assumed they were alike and he'd relate)

This so called 'deep conversation' was so one sided its actually sad, Sumire put in all the effort but Kawaki engaged with none of it and just kept tryin to get her to leave him alone and stop acting like she knows him, which she herself admits she didnt, yet she made all these baseless assumptions about him based on 2 lines he said, the one about her (or nue, its unclear) being a monster just like him (which makes no sense in context cuz what does her having Nue as a pet have to do with him being a monster when he has no such pet of his own? even if its about her having the power to control it, that also doesnt fly because he literally sees her being unable to control it against him, it was just weird and forced to make Sumire sympathize with him in the most unnatural way)

And 2 him saying he doesnt trust ppl, which could be for a variety of different reasons, it doesnt automatically make his story like hers yet she assumes it was and kept trying to relate to him when they literally have nothing in common with their backgrounds other than being vessels and I guess you can argue abusive fathers, but even thats a stretch when compared to Kawaki's, they were very clearly two different types of abuse.

How do I know? because Sumire said it herself that she loved her dad and WANTED to carry out his will, Kawaki feared his dad, both of them, and was ruthlessly beaten by them either for just existing (his biological dad) or cruel 'training' and 'torture' to be a perfect vessel for him (Isshiki). The abuse Sumire received was just brutal training, her father was very hard on her and pushed her to her limit until she was ready to be branded with the Gozu Tennou and carry out his will which was also partially hers too as by that point she also wanted revenge on the village for her mothers death and her awful upbringing due to their mistreatment for their connection to Danzo.

Does any of that sound remotely like Kawaki could relate to? a kid abused by his biological dad for shits and giggles? literally sold off to a complete stranger for money for booze? an adoptive alien dad who brutally beat him everyday, forced karma on him, and then forcefully had his body modified with ninja tech? do you think Sumire can even remotely relate to that? no, so her so called 'deep conversation' with Kawaki just falls on deaf ears because nothing shes saying relates to him at all, its like when Naruto said he understood Sasuke and Sasuke snapped at him saying he had nothing from the start so how can he understand what its like to have everything and then lose it? that's Sumire.

Only difference is Naruto owned up to his insensitivity and acknowledged that he really didnt understand Sasuke and no wonder he didnt listen to him, Naruto made the effort to try and understand Sasuke's pain, to find out whats going on in his head, why hes acting the way he is, after Sumire gets all that push back from Kawaki she never makes any attempt to try and get to know him personally from there, nor does she ever acknowledge that she was totally wrong in assuming they were alike when they werent, instead she still insists that she is 'just like him' even after he had just got finished telling her off that she didnt know him and she herself admitted she didnt yet she still says she is just like him and completely disregards what he said.

A sad look in someones eyes does not equate to being like Sumire, lots of ppl are sad, lots of ppl have suffered, is everyone who has sad eyes just like Sumire? no, Sarada had sad eyes from missing her dad all those years, did Sumire ever think they were alike? no, you cannot make the argument that she saw something different in Kawaki when she did not know a single thing about him, when Kawaki wasnt letting her in at all, not everybody closed off is like Sumire either, she is just making assumptions based on the most shallow reasoning.

Nother quick example, why did Naruto relate to Gaara and Sasuke so genuinely? because Sasuke and him were both orphans, because Gaara and him were both jinchuriki.

You know the difference with Sumire? she doesnt KNOW anything about Kawaki to make a connection, she doesnt know their both vessels, she doesnt know they both had abusive fathers, so her relating to him rings hollow because Honda stupidly tried to make them connect without the necessary information FOR them to because if he DID it would contradict the manga far too much because thats information Naruto, Boruto, Sarada, and Mitsuki learn first. So instead, they make Sumire tip toe around the topic by just offering up her sob story unprovoked because obviously theres where Kawaki's biggest issue lies (daddy issues) but again she lacks the necessary information to make the connection, so it falls on deaf ears because what does her dad wanting to use her to get revenge on Konoha have to do with him? it was a stupid anime only addition that added nothing, remove it and nothing changes because their relationship isnt affected one way or the other from that entire exchange.

She learns more about him as time goes on since shes involved with the plot now but we never see any reflection from her, keep in mind the anime is what made this up so they had plenty opportunity to show Sumire reflecting on her words to him and acknowledging that she really didnt understand him after all but they didnt, why? because they realized they screwed up when the manga showed their relationship wasnt becoming any deeper, my guess is they assumed by her becoming his caretaker they were setting them up to become closer and bond but when they saw the manga hammer in her feelings for Boruto even to Kawaki they backtracked everything they did in the anime and just pretended it never happened (hence why you didnt see anymore anime only interactions between them)

As for why they removed Sumire's feelings for Boruto twice and only hinted at them I have no idea, but the manga has made it very clear and straightforward that she is inlove with him and the anime will have to acknowledge it, even if they dont, that doesnt make it any less canon just because the studio wants to downplay her feelings for whatever reason, the manga is the source material and the only one that matters frfr, so if the manga says Sumire definitively likes Boruto, then thats whats canon, period.

Anyway as for Kawaki asking why shes called class rep which I assume is another deep conversation their referring to, that more comes from not Kawaki having some great desire to know more about her, but we can tell from Kawakis background that he most likely never went to school and isnt familiar with what the term 'class rep' means as he's never experienced it, so he's curious why shes called that all the time instead of by name. If Kawaki was trying to genuinely get to know her personally then he would've asked more than that, but as soon as she stopped explaining the origin of class rep, he just asked her to give him the painkillers he rejected before and that was the end of it.

Now I'll be fair and admit the chapter where their talking about him having killed Boruto can be classified somewhat as a 'deep covetion' because its the only one thats actually 'deep' and reciprocated without one just talking to the other. Sumire tries to be understanding of what he did and Kawaki then opens up about how he feels about needing karma which Sumire then tells him of her suspicion of that being what Amado wants.

So ok fine, I'll give them that, but where did they go from there? nowhere, it amounted to nothing because in the end altho Sumire 'understood' he must've had good reason, she was shown still being very unnerved and suspicious around him, she didnt truly 'understand' and 'accept' what he had done, more like she was in denial trying to convince herself until she saw Kawaki being hostile towards Boruto again and starts getting ptsd flashbacks.

The so called 'deep conversation' wasnt that deep, because ultimately she didnt actually understand him, and he didnt really open up to her expecting any support or understanding, he was just venting, but Im sure if Sumire offered it might've helped steer him away from the edge but she didnt, instead she just repeated Naruto's words because truthfully she was uncomfortable, but she tried to lie to herself that she understood and that everything was fine when it wasnt.

Know who else did that? Naruto, he too tried to pretend that he understood Kawaki, that he didnt hate him for killing his son, that he was still on his side even after what he did. Obviously we know Naruto is not a hateful person and is very forgiving, but he was clearly in denial about his real feelings on the matter and Shikamaru even points it out which makes Naruto snap because he doesnt want to admit the truth. YES he is angry at Kawaki for killing his son, what parent wouldnt be? and YES he does understand why Kawaki did it, and he is still on his side, but is Naruto more unnerved by him now? yes, is Naruto more skeptical of him now? yes, does Naruto trust him less now? yes, is Naruto less protective of him now than he was before? yes, and does Naruto prioritize Boruto more now over Kawaki? yes.

That doesnt mean Naruto hates him, that doesnt mean Naruto doesnt see him as his son anymore, that doesnt mean Naruto doesnt care about him, no, what it DOES mean is that Naruto's perception of him has changed, he no longer feels comfortable around him, hes nervous, he doesnt know what he might do, but hes also in denial so he tries to force himself to think that everything is fine when deep down he knows it isnt. He loves Kawaki and wants to be there for him, but Naruto isnt stupid and knows that hes on the edge right now and could be pushed over it any moment which is why he went along with the cohabitation plan thinking that would keep things from escalating anytime soon, which unfortunately isnt how things played out and his worst fears came to pass.

Sumire is like Naruto, she doesnt want to admit to herself that shes uncomfortable, that Kawaki is unstable, she doesnt want to admit theres a problem when there is, so she goes into full denial mode and acts like she gets it and that everythings fine since Boruto is alive when deep down she knows it isnt, but just like Naruto, she refuses to acknowledge this, because like Naruto, she doesnt want it to seem like shes turning on him during this vulnerable time as that could risk pushing him over the edge as well.

Again this is not me saying they didnt care about him, of course they did, but just because they cared about him doesnt mean they'd disregard what he did, especially when he doesnt express any regret or remorse (because he genuinely feels that he did what needed to be done) makes them all the more unnerved by him. (Obviously we the audience knows he feels remorse, but Naruto and Sumire did not have the same insight)

Bottom line is the one manga canon deep conversation they had wasnt that deep, nothing was gained from it, Kawaki was just venting and Sumire was in pure denial, so even me being fair, I cant give it more credit than its due.

So anyway moral of the story is, KawaSumi is a joke and the very definition of a crackship, they have interactions but they are few and far between, and said interactions often amount to nothing, her spying on Amado out of concern amounted to nothing, her being his caretaker amounted to nothing (they didnt get closer because of it and Katasuke and Amado did majority of the work while she only gave needles) everything about them together amounted to nothing, so it still falls into the category of a crackship for the fact that 1 Sumire already canonically likes someone else and 2 they have zero development and have remained no more than patient/caretaker.

I could list all the development and progression KawaSara has had but this post is long enough already so I'll leave it at that. All I'll say is they went from misunderstanding, to hostility, to understanding and reaching out, to envy, to helping out, to empathizing, to relating to eachother, to fighting together, relying on eachother, protecting eachother, being grateful for the others help, being considered a part of team 7, to falling out, to betrayal, to still trying to reason with, to becoming enemies/rivals clashing over their different ideologies on how to go about protecting Konoha and butting heads over his framing of Boruto with her actively working against him trying to undo the brainwashing done on everyone.

They've had plenty of development both positive and negative, KawaSumi on the other hand has remained stagnant from start to finish, even in the anime they had zero progression, and even with the anime downplaying her feelings the manga has more than made clear she was and is still inlove with Boruto and thats not gonna change, especially not for Kawaki.

(Note: isnt it kinda ironic that the anime tried to give KawaSumi KawaSara's development? making him hostile and aggressive towards her at first but then softening up later when that is not how it went down in the manga? funny how that works, just goes to show even they knew they had zero development, they even tried to make her relate to him over her daddy issues the way Sarada did except hers actually meant something because she had the necessary information to relate. Just find it funny that ppl say KawaSara had no development yet SP tried giving KawaSumi that exact development lol)

Anyone who thinks otherwise is just delusional and living in complete fanon fantasy land. The ppl who believe Ada and Kawaki will get together are even more delusional but thats a topic for another day, point is KawaSumi is a joke, majority of its support comes from keepaway shipping, they dont care about Kawaki and they definitely dont care about Sumire, they just want them away from Boruto and Sarada, you literally cannot ask half of these ppl why they like the ship and think it'll be endgame without it either being some fanon nonsense that isnt backed by canon or is taken totally outta context, or the anime they take as more law than the manga because it supports the narrative they wanna push, even though the manga contradicts it entirely.

If anything I'd want to disregard those episodes as canon because Kawaki literally strangles her there and Sumire straight up beats an injured prisoner and nearly gets his arm ripped off by her rabid beast she cant control. If anything I'd want those things NOT to be canon for my ship, but of course cuz its KawaSumi those bad moments dont matter cuz its part of their 'development' and yet these same ppl bring up chapter 28 constantly like it just happened yesterday. They are both massive hypocrites, and ppl who have zero self awareness, all you can do is smile and wave and let them cling to their delusion because atp its all they got. Especially the ones who say their 'suspicious' of Sumire's feelings for Boruto and dont think its real love because she aint run to his rescue like Sarada (which she did just not there and Sarada didnt even fight for him and ended up being protected instead which undercut the moment).

Again, just smile and wave, the characters who have shown what real love is so far is InoHima, BoruSumi and BoruMitsu where the feelings are mutual and given equally (Im referring to both romantic love and just love in general) but Im not gonna go into that here, I've gone on enough, maybe if Im asked I'll go more in depth on that in another post but those of you who get it already know what I mean.

Bottom line, KawaSumi is a joke, it thrives purely off fanon and having the biggest ship fanbase on their side, if not for them nobody would even pay them any mind or even know their foolishness existed.

[westerburgresidence]

What Heathers characters do you ship and what are your headcanons for them

HELLOok so i kinda rambled alot i didnt mean too uhm AUTISM GO BRRRRR but like.... haheyayayya i like sharing ask me for more if u want..... or for speciifc ships i love them all hhrhrtrhrhrh..

Also i use the word toxic in here alot i think IDK, I couldnt think of a better word 😭😭 ssorryyyyyyy....

ok so tbh like. I can get behind pretty much any ship from heathers.. Like if u tell me about a ship and ur really like HRHRGRGRG about it ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO i will JOIN IN ON THAT but really thats the same with any fandom im in liek i will be enthusiastic both with and for you BUT my personal favs are chanduke (heather chandler x heather duke) , kind of any jd x heathers ship cause i think theyre all pretty cool , and jdronica ,, Mainly because all of them can be seen as so insanely toxic but also twisted into really cute n silly and I love both interpretations

um my favourite headcanons for them . Vary i guess,, Im like. a multishipper in a headcanon sense. i give alot of contradictings headcanons and just mess with the ones i like most at the time.. so

my favourites for chanduke are mostly toxic and stuff so... um... :3

i like to think that heather will egg on heathers bulimia, like purposely mention stuff like "oh youre getting chubby" playing it off as lighthearted or teasing but she knows what shes doing I THINK THATS KINDA HRHSHAHRH cuz, heather will take comments abt hersef like REALLY personally especially about her body And the same with SH, i think both of them woulf SH (Heather for mainly attention and also a little bit of escapism and Heather mainly for escapism and only a little for attention) nd they'd tell eachother their scars r hot and stuff and encourage the other to cut more... but also for toxicity dislikers heather would totally help heather with stuff like pulling her hair back for her when shes puking n stuff and. Goddgdhs Theyre the girls ever:((((((;

okum ,, I might jusg list one(or 2) of my favourite headcanons for each jd x heather ship cuz. Like i love them all😭

for chandean (heather chandler n jd) i like projecting on them the most cause it reminds me of one of my friends n i's relationship (i cut em off ages ago:(( ) butburbut heather n jd would date mainly just for their egos . Like heather would purposely feed into JDs superiority complex n JD would purposefully feed into hers, they'd be the most toxic couple ever but it works for them and heather also kind of just likes it that way cuz they'r both bitches to eachoyher and they should NOT be dating but if the other ever tried to break it off it'd just be met with suicide threats. like "i will fucking kms and my blood will be on your hands" but i feel like only jd would say that stuff . Heather wpuld just manipulate by crying n guilt tripping

hjmmgn for uhm jduke (jd and heather duke) i kinda have more lighthearted and fluffy ones? I do have afew more . Worse hcs for them but most the stuff i write for thrm is mainly hurt/comfort and just fluffy romantics.. Heather is really into gardening and she teaches jd stuff,, idk :,p One of the more toxic ones i have for them is kinda the same surrounding chandean.. Heather would attempt to leave jd afew times (only like 3 before she gave up) but he'd just threaten her or his own life, manipulate her n stuff.. I mainly project in a more positive sense than i do witht others on tbese guys 😭

And for JD and heather mcnamara (Idk their ship name), I think they'd be cuties........ like Cuties in a "oh my fucking god your boyfriend is insane" way. jd woudl control Heather in alot of subtle ways at first (small stuff like clothes, hair, her makeup. He'd influence change) and then get heather to a point where she literally did most stuff with his opinion in mind and where she based her opinions and thoights on his and if she wver tried to leave him, he'd manipulate her n stuff like,, what wpuld she do without him and yk stuff along those lines:3

uhmmmn And jdronica. Please i have so many headcanons for them they both need to be jailed . Literalky eveyrthinbfg wrong with them canon . I just headcanon theyr 10x worse than in canon... like.. idk how to explain it. already existing facts r worse . I also think jd would encourage veronica to be more harmful towards people like telling her lashing out at friends was fine n normal and a healthy way to cope and like cutting and stuff was also healthy and everyone does it::....... I thjnk theyre fucked up little cuties

[disabled-stuck]

HI ITS ME CHRONIC PAIN ANON BACK AGAIN... here's my thoughts on who of the human cast is Aware That They Have Chronic Pain Issues. srry ppl were discussing and im like, Wow, Time For Me In Hc Central

june's issues start to really develop and get bad post-game (in my headcanons), so for a long period of time she literally has no one to talk to about it bc she's self-isolating. she eventually tells nannasprite about it when nanna is guilt-tripping her into getting up (nanna voice: Whatever works, hoohoo!), and nanna is like. this is my only granddaughter. i will do whatever i can for her. (i love june & nanna's dynamic. could u tell.) jasprose also is like GIRL!!! You Are In Pain!!! nanna & jasprose team up of the century to get june egbert to Acknowledge Her Problems

dave NO clue NO idea WILL not talk about it. maybe EVENTUALLY tells karkat about it but i don't think she ever seeks out a diagnosis or tries to get one. hes got old ingrained trauma about seeing doctors, which is something he's trying to get over, but like, he already has 4 bajillion other things to unpack about his childhood and healthcare systems are not historically good about chronic pain, a dismissal of their symptoms might set them back in that regard. they're just homebrewing this shit for now.

rose: yeah, she knows. she doesn't talk about it in those terms, though. instead of saying "i have a horrible migraine and cannot get out of bed" she tells kanaya to text the gc that she's afflicted by the Broodfester Woes and cannot join them this evening. theyve sort of picked up by now what that means but she thinks it's funnier this way.

jade: HMMM. i think she put herself through her denial paces but actually i think going grimbark essentially caused her to not feel her chronic pain (a side effect of condy's semi-control over her body), and when she got shunted back into her body she had to face the reality where she DIDNT hurt all the time like wow thats how ppl normally feel? what the fuck????

jane: oh absolutely fucking not does not know. unlike jade, his pain got WORSE during crockertier. yet it still takes literally two decades for him to finally acknowledge that his stuff is NOT normal and the fact that her whole friend group has chronic pain doesn't help, which kind of sucks. jane voice: well sometimes i can get out of bed when i have a headache and rose can't, so clearly its not the same (as if jane doesn't force himself out of bed even when he really shouldnt!!!). roxy has to be the one to tell him.

roxy: yeah she knows it's chronic pain. she's been worried about getting cirrhosis for years, and so has been keeping up to date on her physical health as a result. she figured it out pretty quickly after a couple flareups. trickster mode made it worse for her.

dirk: hal has been telling him for YEARRRRRRRRS that his carpal tunnel is just that, carpal tunnel. and yet. AR: Dirk, if you do not take better care of yourself, you are never going to be capable of building me a body of my own. TT: 1. I'm fine. 2. I'm not building you a body anyways, so the point is moot. anyways he accepts it during the game bc he's like you know what. might as well admit it to myself. good thing, too, because it only gets worse after a couple decapitations.

jake: has pretty much always known, deep down, but like. she lives on an ISLAND. the hell is he going to do about it? no, better not to think about it. someday they'll be able to deal with it, but that day isn't today, and theres so much to do. so he represses it DEEPLY. normal action hero jake english doesn't have chronic pain, of course. she's a heroic manly lead, after all... (the deconstruction of that mindset sort of makes them acknowledge it, though.)

ANYWAYS I JUST RAMBLED AT YOU FOR A COUPLE HUNDRED WORDS HOPE U HAVE, A GOOD DAY/NIGHT/WHAT EVER

YYAYYY no you're so good nonnie thank u forever and ever

[who-is-shades]

raz dnd 37

zen is so drunk sksksk. now their arguing. android only does nerd shit with zen and doesnt party xD zen complains he never wants to try new things with him and until zorbolt came back he just stayed inside. wheatley is trying to sneak away wtf xD

zen asks the bartender to give him something? he gives him a small white orb and zen eats it! it sobers him?! senna is giving parsley a play by play xD zen places a hand on wheatleys shoulder and tells him to sit back down, they need to talk. parsley is taking his sweet time xD

zen puts a hand on android and reminds him he loves him and so does the rest of the family, but he can be quite overbearing. android takes offence xD hes not talking about just this quest hes been like this before cause of his trauma! big brother mentality. zen called him judgey and android scoffs xD

that time bubble put things in perspective for zen. he says android has been redirecting his hatred of organics onto teya and parsley. android is again taking offense. 'dont you think this is excessive?' zen does call out teya and parsley for not making it easy. android is so peeved his fans kick up xD

zen says its been hard for them. android snaps and says he doesnt understand. he had to relive that awful day weeks ago along with wheatley. how many bots he sent to be dismantled because he thought they were 'defective.' back on the trauma! he didnt 'try' to understand them and saw them as inferior. hearing wheatleys screams while possessed made him wonder if the others screamed like that. how can he possibly get rid of this guilt when hes constantly reminded of it. he runs.

zen says android is the last of the originals, the others went in the jars, and wonders if hes lonely. wheatley, android, both the last. zen wants to speak to wheatley. zen promises he wont yell at him. he admits he was upset but now hes just sad. that wheatley still doesnt believe he belongs. how hard god tried to fix wheatleys people, because he cared. because hes sorry.

zen says he knows we dont fully trust robogod for reading our minds without permission, but we saw the time bubble and what happaned. trust is hard. thats all he wanted to say. wheatley gently pulls zen off him and says he understands and its not the first time he was betrayed. he woke up disoriented and didnt know what was going on. he made an assumption and said something he didnt mean to.

wheatley messages senna if hes being guilt tripped. senna says maybe not intentionally and he can decide for himself if it is. he says he was just scared and he wont forget what god has done for him. (hes getting worse lol) he will apologize to android.

wheatleys dress is done! wheatley starts sobbing senna and teya both hug him. parsley walks in and feels awkward lol. he puts the dress in the token and comes over. wheatley wants to talk to little brother. senna says he can call him on the token and teya reminds him of his sending stone. parsley asks if he wants him to go find him. he can sure try. maybe god knows where he is?

we dont wanna talk to him rn xD wheatley finishes his orb xD thats not helping hes an emotional drunk. senna says they all need a drink. hes already emotional xD jack slowly hands an orb to wheatley xD then he hits on parsley XD wheatley says he wants to go home. senna says their working on it. time for her to get drunk! wheatley agrees xD

parsley asks if wheatley can delete memories? that permission was revoked from him. parsley is choosing to stay sober and babysit xD "I know you dont like me very much but you dont have to sit so far away!" aww senna. wheatley gets a few more orbs.

teya says shes having a belated bday drink oh no! senna promises to make her a cake! jack makes her a special bday drink! wheatley drunkedly wanders to the range and parsley follows him. this group is in shambles xD jack gives teya a big cup with lots of layers and colors.

wheatley is happy parsley wants to spend time with him xD hes gonna use spears? parsley tells him to wait and he grabs something from the bar. he wants the white orb for wheatley. wheatley says he had a spear long ago when he was in the military. parsley offers to take him shopping for a spear. he has to remind wheatley he has a map xD

senna leans against teya and is drunk and sad. she says she was only slightly older than teya when she left home. she name drops The Stupids xD teya tells jack to cut her off xD wheatley is drunkedly trying to ask for a spear to parsley has to step in xD

wheatley is totally gonna hurt himself xD wheatley starts saying he can survive on his own ouch. after getting lost wheatley starts crying and says he misses teya and senna xD

senna just rubs her face on teya's shoulder like a cat. she finishes her bottle and asks what teya would wish for. senna says teya can have hers if shit goes topside. she also avoids answering what she would wish for xD teya says no more wine xD she does mention her liver is fucked up enough she wont get alcohol poisoning. then she starts ranting about the bitch ass dragon. she suggests finding a dragons skeleton for teya xD she cups teyas face and comments on her being purple and suddenly stops and gets sad.

parsley walks in! wheatley says their gonna kiss and senna says shes sorry and backs away. parsley whispers to wheatley that some peoplke get sad when drunk xD she looks at the 3 of them and stumbles out the door. parsley says hes gonna go after her.

parsley asks if shes ok and offers to help her find those beds from last time. she gets very quiet. then she starts commenting on how much older she is from teya and how she will probably outlive her anyway. she asks how long parsley might live. hes not sure lol. she tells him to live a life with as few regrets as possible. he just gives her a weird look.

he coughs and asks if she needs to talk about something. 'do you?' he says no. 'anything you NEED to talk about?' 'i dunno.' hes never been good at talking about things, neither is she xD 'wanna talk about dying?' senna wtf xD she says shes been alone for like 300 years and seeing the others, they are fun. she apologizes for making him go back to the feywilds, she didnt know how bad it would be for him. she says his moms a bitch, agreed xD

he apologizes for nearly drowning her and offers to teach her to swim. 'ill hold you to that then.' she says she almost got into the feywilds once, awful decision really. bedtime for senna! he looks at the plumbing nice. he says hes glad he met her too awwwwwwww.

wheatley and teya are having fun xD wheatley drops lore but no one hears it wtf xD parsley asks why jack is always polishing cups lol. wheatley makes grabby hands at parsley xD jack is excited to be a real bartender after we kill zorbolt. wheatley wants hugs parsley! he asks where senna is, wheatley needs a rest. parsley gets some to go bottles. bed time for drunk bastards! parsley shows them the pipes!

senna wakes up 4 hours later with an awful hangover. she finishes the water parsley left and gets up. wheatley is just laying there and senna wants to find some food. off they go! maybe they can go find little brother. senna tries to figure out how to get the map on her token. wheatley got it to work! but its the map from the regular world noooo. then it shows a list of other maps lol. senna tries to make it work and it does nice. time to find food!

she asks the map to find little brother but that didnt work rip. we ask the chef if hes seen him, hes at the church! its a dome. a long hall with some giant doors leading to the dome. bots creating small constructs in worship of robogod. senna nudges wheatley, time to look for little brother. senna knocks on some of the doors looking for them. a priest ushers us in so we can speak to lil bro.

family reunion! hes been learning a lot. SP runs over wheatleys foot and calls out to him. he says its required to build constructs to be a part of the faith in tribute. he has one from every worshiper he ever had. he can make small levers right now great job! aww he wants to be like wheatley awwwwww. senna is just watching them very fondly.

parsley is playing dressup apparently xD

[alpacinogirlfriendofficial]

theres this guy at work and he has it in his head that we are friends but its like I only talk to him bc I feel bad for him bc hes weird and noone like him so whatever he is moving abroad in 2 days and he wanted to take us all out friday to say bye but I couldn't friday so he said okay thursday then (last night) and he kept guilt tripping me like I didnt wanna go I barely like drinkint anymore I don't wanna drink but I ended up going and he kept ordering rounds and making me drink bc he "spent money on them" and at some point I said enough is enough like Im extremely lightweight stop pressuring me to drink. well turns out he knew that and he was only getting me drunk so he could kiss me outside which he did after I said I dont want to kiss him and then my friend who we saw noticed hes odd so she walked home w me (and him bc he wouldnt leave me alone) and she made up some bs abt me staying at hers in front of him thank god so we go to her house and hes like hugging me goodbye in front of her and he tries to kiss me again IN FROMT OF HER and I just turn my cheeks on both tries and just go inside and then i just cried for an hour w my friend then I went home. now I cant sleep and Im fucking working today and Im hangover when I didnt wanna drink in the first place

[yw4thevenom]

havent worked there in half a year heres why lol

one of the assistant managers (who i thought was cool at first cuz he sold me weed) ended up being a pedophile and grooming a 17 year old girl i worked with

i worked with the both of them during their first shift together after the gm found out

he was literally screaming at her the entire shift saying weird shit and like guilt tripping her and shit like brotha EUGHH yall shoulda heard it

gm hired an entire staff of 16-17 year old girls and wondered why availability is so shit

literally when i quit there was only three adults working there. two of which were assistant managers and were literally working 24/7777 (shoutout to shannon and caleb)

mean, fake ass bitches who thought they could treat me like im fucking weird cuz i didnt go to the same school as them

my gm hiring me when i was 15 and not realizing i was working over the legal limit (primarily not being given breaks which like whatever) and then proceeding to blame me, the 15 year old

had to train a new girl the day i found out my cat died

later when telling an assistant manager about said cat dying, he goes "oh damn, f in the chat" and proceeds to tell everyone working to say "f in the chat" for my dead cat except they didnt know it was for my dead cat so all of my disinterested coworkers who thought i was weird just said "f in the chat" in the most monotone, soul crushing voice

worked their for almost an entire year, only spent one day on anything other than pizza table (hell) because apparently i was the only one competent enough to make a pizza. which is entirely untrue, but hoes were too lazy to actually train their employees.

regional manager or whatever the fuck she was supposed to be (miserable bitch who started in fast food and somehow climbed to corporate and never got another job ever) screamed in my face during business hours because i wasnt using the topping cups and decided she disliked me for the rest of my time there and would constantly schedule me on days i was unavailable for (mind u this happened within my first two weeks)

cheese/ham/green peppers CONSTANTLY going bad ESPECIALLY the ham (i have a video of it, literally slimy and goopy and bubbly and evil) and we still put that shit on ur pizzer

oh also remember the creep from the first point? yeah well he continued to be best buds with our gm until one day he had like a psychotic break and followed our gm to his home and tried to attack him

(bonus)i still bought weed off him for a bit after he was fired until he tried to punk me out for a 20 dollar front. typically, i would say fair is fair, but turns out this hoe has 300-500 dollar tabs for grown ass men but he thinks he can threaten a teenager over 20 dollars

oh, did i mention they hired me on the spot?

lol so thats why you should never work at my specific little ceasers

never get a job at little ceasers

[jayphoenic]

Adrien Salt Prompt/Fic Recommendations

Ladybug Look-a-like by @sturchling

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Adrien salt where Adrien tries to date a girl he thinks is Ladybug, but she's already dating someone and honestly doesn't like Adrien since he keeps pulling the poor little rich boy act. Adrien doesn't give up and it gets him in trouble.

Everything You Deserve [Major Adrien Salt Ahead] by @aliensunflower-fics

“Why would she recognize you dude? Its not like your famous or anything.”

And that hurt somehow. He didnt know why the idea of Marinette’s room being empty of all his photos bothered him but it did. He missed Marinette he wanted her to rejoin there class to help makes things ‘correct’ but Marinette didn’t stop to speak or even look at him, and when he looked her up later he learned she was perfectly happy maybe even happier then she was, she was working hard toward her dreams of being a Fashion Designer, she had many new friends including some old friendly faces like Kagami, Alya, Luka and others.

Ladies and Gentleman: Him by @stormiclown

Ladies and Gentlemen: Stephan Vladislav

”No, you listen to me, Bratdrien,” the Russian model said menacingly, having enough of beating around the bush. “Here’s what will happen. You will stay out of my way and continue being a wet napkin. Something you excel at. Stay away from Marinette. If I catch you trying to guilt trip, gaslight or scapegoat her into catering Lila’s whims, I will expose the liar as well as the fact that you knew and didn’t bother to say anything.”

Chills ran down Adrien’s spine as he finally seemed to register the danger he was in, “Y-you can’t do that. You have no proof!” He wasn’t sure if that was true, but the blonde felt like he had no choice but to say that.

Good luck charm gone by @merry-madness

Adrien was the one who got the classes good luck charm stolen. It was the one thing in his life he regrets and still regrets to this day. Because of that one decision he ruin not only his life but the life of everyone in the class.

All because he made Marinette Dupain-Cheng leave.

Part Two

Remember some chapters are longer than others

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[rrazor]

hq boys post wisdom teeth extraction

tags: fluff, soft boyfies lol

kuroo tetsurou wakes up and immediately the first thing he tells the professionals around him is that he wants to see his girlfriend because he knows you’re waiting for him and “i love her so much 🥺🥰" he says it a few more times and everyone laughs at how doped up he is both from the drugs and you. when you walk in to take notes on how to take care of him afterwards, he just stares at you as he holds you hand with the SOFTEST LOOK on his face like 🥺😍☺️❤️💕💖💝🥺🥰💖💝☺️

tetsu cannot stop looking at you and u almost have to plead with him to watch where’s he walking like tetsu pls we don’t wanna have to come back to get your front teeth done sweetie 🅱️lease!!!!!! other than that he is pretty easy to reason with it as long as you promise to kiss every part of his face once in a particular order and if u mess up, unfortunately, you’ll just have to start over again sigh it makes his heart go 💥💥💥

bokuto kuroo offers to drive him back home and brings you along to support and comfort him. he helps kou get into the back with you but he refuses and goes “kuroooooo, she’s too pretty, I dun wanna sit next to her ☹️” LMFAO kuroo rolls his eyes and just sits him down and buckles him in despite his protests HA

kou is super nervous and keeps looking over you when he thinks you aren’t looking like 🥺😊 and you decide to play along and ask him how he’s feeling and if he’s in pain and he shakes his head and goes “‘m okay, you’re really pretty though 🥺😍” kuroo snorts in the front seat and you’re trying rlly hard to not laugh at how cute he is so you take his hand and kou lit rally thinks he’s gonna pass out when you call him handsome and ask him out before kissing his cheek. he starts crying as he says things like “kuroo!!!! the pretty girl is my girlfriend now!! 🥺❤️😭💖💕😭😭🥳”

akaashi you’re already by his side by the time he wakes up but he doesn’t remember jack so he goes “hello, have u seen my girlfriend? she looks just like you. can u tell me if u see her? I would like to see her—she’s my everything 😊🥰” UGGHH KISS HIIMMM

he doesn’t remember who you are until the medication wears off but you manage to convince him that you’re gonna take him to his girlfriend so you can take him home 💀 and he spends the whole car ride really pretty quiet until you ask him why he’s so fidgety and then he softly tells you “i… can’t wait to see my girlfriend 🥺🥰💕 she said we’d go on an ice-cream date after🍦i hope she’s not mad that it’s been so long 🥺❤️💗” AHDHJANAA like a little happy babyyyy 🥺😭

oikawa tooru’s procedure finishes earlier than expected and has a dental hygienist watching over him as they wait for you and for some reason he starts to sing, but it’s really out of tune because of all the cotton in his mouth and the dental hygienist is just standing there, taking it. you can hear him down the hall as you walk into his room and he’s so excited to see you!!! “did you hear me sing for you, babe? i didn’t want you to get lost in this maze 🥺🥰” “yes, i did, tooru, tysm you don’t have to sing anymore 😊😇💕”

tries to pull you into his lap as the dentist goes through the aftercare procedures and whines “pleasssseeeee, it huuurrrrrttttts i just want cuddddlllleesssss 😭☹️🥺💕” you opt to sit on the edge of the chair as he buries his head in your back 🥰

iwaizumi YOU try to flirt with hajime because he doesn’t remember that you’re his girlfriend and he’s all like stop!!! i have a girlfriend! 😡 AHAHA so you decide to ask him about his lovely girlfriend and he gets the softest smile on his face omggg and he starts going on about how hardworking you are ❤️, determined 💘, beautiful 💖, how nice you smell 😳

when you tell him its you he doesn’t believe you!!! like stop u r trying too hard, stranger!!! 😠 It’s not until you bring up a photo of yourselves and stick it next to your face does he go all soft again like babe i missed you 🥺 there was this weirdo trying to flirt with me, i’m so glad you’re here 🥰 and you tell him that the weirdo was you and he’s like “no, you’re better than that” LMFAAOO THANKS HAJIME 😭

matsukawa his mom is there to pick the two of you up and he’s holding your hand as he turns to you, super concerned and goes “babe, we forgot my teeth 😞” HWJJCKWJSJEF 💀 he’s all pouty and its sooooooo cute LMFAO WHAT DID HE THINK A REMOVAL WAS??? but you play it cool and squeeze his hand and say “i didnt forget you though 😊” he nods like a little kid and says “yeah” and tries to pull you into his lap so that you can cuddle but his mom is right there and you’re tryna be a good passenger and stop him from unbuckling your seatbelt: issei, we can cuddle when we get home!!!!

this giant dude just looks at you all 🥺 and BEGS like “babe please, just a little, i just want to hold you 🥺💕” he tries to guilt trip you like “c’mon, babe, you forgot my teeth” 😭😭😭 STFU u somehow make it back to his place and he tackles you into the couch and promptly falls asleep in 2 minutes flat 😴 his mom thinks its hilarious and thanks u for taking care of him ☺️❤️

hanamaki straight up asks you if you have a boyfriend. you say yes and he gets REALLY SAD OH MY GOD and is all “oh ☹️🥺” but then you cup his cheek and hold one of his hands and start telling him what your boyfriend looks like and how he has cute strawberry hair and pretty eyes and how handsome he is and talking about his cute little eyebrows and how good he is at volleyball and takahiro is like…. 🧐🤨 is that…… me??? but then he’s like wait it couldn’t be and gets all sad again 😭

you can’t take how sad he is and tell him it’s him!!!!! you give him some kisses as an apology 😭🥺💖❤️ and he’s all really?!!? 🥰💖💕💝🥳💕as he pulls you close to rest his head on your chest. he asks you to talk about how much you love him again 😭🥰🥺 refuses to remove himself from you

kyoutani he’s got this super angry expression on his face and everyone stays a good ways away from him 😬 when you come in, you get the same 😡 but then he chills because you’re wearing that one dress he went out of his way to buy for you when you were window shopping together that one time and he’s like …..suspicious why is she wearing her dress 😒 HAJFKAKSW KENTAROU

but THEN he sees the bracelet he got you for your one year anniversary and takes a whiff of you (um 😷) and NOW he’s all WAIT…… connections r being made—he gets super handsy 😳💕 really likes it when you kiss his forehead 🥺 and glares daggers at the dentist with his head on your chest, arms around your waist as you stand next to him and listen to what the aftercare instructions are because he’s all like grrr my girlfriend!! no touch!!! 😡🤬

daichi omg daichi is SO SHY and BASHFUL like he looks at you all 🥺🥰 and when you look towards him he immediately looks away but it’s so obvious because his ears are red and you can see his blush high on his cheekbones 😭🥺💕 you ask him what’s wrong and he’s stuttering trying to ask if you have a boyfriend and you’re like yes 💔

his face FALLS and it hurts but then you show him your matching engagement rings 💍 like “we’re fiancés, dai 🥰❤️” and he almost cries as hard as when he heard you say yes 😭💖💕 he’s so EMBARRASSED when you show the video back to him 😭 suga and asahi clown him 🤧

sugawara fella wakes up, looks you in the eye and is like “they’ve rebuilt me, babe✨” what? “the technology!!!” ??? “they made me better than i was before: better, stronger, faster 🤖💪🧠" LMFAO thinks he underwent some experiment like no we just fixed your teeth 😌

when you tell him so he gets a little dejected and asks you if you’d still love him without any upgrades with his lips pursed and his cheeks pink as he plays with your hands 🥺💗 like OFC KOUSHI!!! 🥰🥺❤️ really sweet and giggly on the bus ride home—holds you close and draws circles on your skin as he talks about the strangest things 🙈💖

kageyama no inhibitions so tobio is very attached to you!!! when he wakes up to see you next to him, he grabs you in his half-asleep state to leave slobbery kisses all over you like some dog before he falls back asleep again 💀 he wakes up twenty minutes later to see that you’re gone (had to wash off his spit 😬) and he panics when he doesn’t see you 😭🥺

he gets up to try to look for you and the second you come back, he hugs you and is all ☹️ telling you “don’t go too far, i wanna always be able to find you 😠🥺” you rub his back and pinky promise to stay close by and he’s so relieved he falls asleep standing 😴💕 like …..thanks 🤧 asks if he can play volleyball and pouts rlly hard when the dentist says no 😭💔

atsumu atsumu is loopy af and he wanted to go to the washroom so the poor staff had to hull around this 6’2”, 80kg man around but then you walk in just as they’re about to turn the corner and the moment he sees you, he’s goes “BABIEEEEE, I loOoove yoU! 😍” in this super adorable, high pitched sing-songy voice and makes OBNOXIOUS kissy faces at you but it looks so funny because his mouth is full of cotton 😭😭🤧🥴 the nurses tell you he’s a keeper but then he promptly slips and nearly falls on his face trying to walk over to you unassisted 🙄

the walk to the car is SO HARD because he clings to you like a baby koala and whines when you try to get him to loosen up so that you can get better leverage to support his weight like atsumu pls we’re almost there, just let go for a bit and he’s all puppy eyed like “don’t 🥺 ya 🥺 love 🥺 me 🥺 baby???????? i jus’ wanna be close to ya 💔💔💔” JAJCJJWNCMS he denies all of it when he sobers up

osamu all this fool remembers is that he has a girlfriend and that she looks EXACTLY like you but his brain synapses aren’t working like they used to 😔 so he doesn’t remember that YOU are literally his girlfriend so he just sits there and goes all “you look so much like her….. i miss her sm 😢🤕😞” with this faraway look in his eyes AS IF YOU WERE DEAD 💀 THE DISRESPECT

he rlly wants to hold your hand and touch you but like u aren’t his girlfriend right??? but you tell him u are after rolling ur eyes and show him some photos of the two of you as proof and he’s all “oh!” 😳 and he smiles so broad you can see his little dimple on his left cheek 😭💖 because he can FINALLY hold your hand 🥰 no filter so he whisper-begs for kisses throughout the entire time the dentist talks you through his surgery and how to care for him and you’re so embarrassed JAJCJKAKDSS “pls, pls can i have a kiss” you give him one “can i have one here now” “what about here” “pls another one pls” 🥺🥺🥺 at least he’s polite JAJCNKAFB

suna rin remembers you and right when he wakes up to see you next to him he says, “hello, wife 💖" and waits for your response but like wtf do u SAY like you’ve only ever heard him tell you he loves you that ONE time he thought u were ASLEEP!!! and you haven’t even talked about anything beyond dating yet!!! is it the anaesthetic that’s making him say this or is he just fooling you??? 💀😵 a few minutes later, he sighs and goes “you’re supposed to say ‘hello, husband ❤️’….” 🙄🥱

show him the video after the anaesthetic wears off and he’ll sit there looking at you like “….well? i’m still waiting? 😐” ugH modern romance am i right HAHDJKAKSKAA

ushijima wakatoshi thinks you’re another nurse even though you’re dressed nothing like them and he asks you when his girlfriend is coming and if she knows he’s done with the procedure and also “have you met my girlfriend? she is very beautiful and very kind. you must meet her ☺️” he asks the same questions to the dentist who comes in to talk to you afterwards and they’re looking at him like ?????? “isn’t this your girlfriend, ushijima-san?”

wakatoshi just goes 😯, looks at you and says your name so softly and in the sweetest way possible and tells you he missed you and he loves you and he wants to go get curry from that one restaurant later and the dentist tells you they’ll be back later as you sob 😭😭❤️💕❤️😭💖

semi eita thinks you’re one of the office receptionists when you walk in and asks you if you, his girlfriend 💕, had been notified that the procedure was done and you’re all uh yes she does, she’s coming soon!! he nods very cutely and thanks you, handsome smile on his face at the thought of seeing you 🥰 he turns around to look at the window and you just stand there all 😶 he HUMS softly as he waits and it’s that one song he played for you on his guitar HAJXNJSW 😭🥺💘❤️

he turns back around thirty seconds later like “babe?? is that you?? you got here so fast 😍🥺💖😚” as if it wasn’t you THE WHOLE TIME 💀 melts when you kiss his cheeks tenderly 🥰 plays with your fingers as he softly looks into your eyes!! 😍

tendou really wants to get his wisdom teeth back like just because you pulled them out doesn’t make them yours, sensei 🙄 LMFAO the dentist gives him his teeth afterwards and he holds them out for you and you’re like “tysm for your bloody, gross teeth, satori 🥰😬” “AWWW you’re welcome 😊 aren’t they cute? ya think our kids will be this cute? 💖”

many thoughts: 1) oh god oh GOD he wants to have KIDS WITH YOU!! MARRIAGE??!? 😵❤️ 2) y does he think his molars r cute and y does he hope your kids will look like nasty teeth 😭💀 he’s rlly adamant about you lazing around with him. keeps showing u his teeth for some reason but gives the cutest smiles and hums when you feed him his fav chocolate ice cream 💗💗💗

goshiki he tries to flirt with you but its so funny and endearingly awkward because he’s got all the gauze in his mouth and he isn’t that good at it and he’s on the verge of tears half the time and you dont know why??? you ask him and his brows are all furrowed, pout on his lips and says “just wanna be your boyfriend pls 🥺💕” “yeah?” “yeah,” he nods. “i promise to do my best 🥺”

when you tell him you’re already dating, he starts to cry and is all like i have to tell all my friends 😭 tsutomu cries to the dentist like “sensei, y’know, we’re boyfriend and girlfriend 😭❤️” he quiets down when you brush through his hair with your hands ☺️

terushima you walk into his room after he’s done and ask the dental hygienists how he’s doing and he looks at you all confused like 🤨 and asks the hygienists who you are. they think you’re married for some reason and say “that’s your wife!” and you’re so EMBARRASSED but also super happy on the inside HAHA he straight up goes “DAAAMMNNN, I did alright, huh?! when we bustin’ outta here?!” 🤪😜🥴😘 as if he could actually differentiate between left and right, up and down 😔

just in case, he asks you if you’re his wife at the same time the dentist asks if the two of you will be okay from here on out and you nod to the dentist’s question but yuuji thinks it’s for him so he lays back down with this satisfied look on his face like HELL YEAH alright, alright, alright 😌🥰🥴 and does those little nods SIDJAJJDJSJFJR HAHAHAHA

sakusa omi lets you play with his bangs and hands as you wait for the dentist and he LOVES IT softest smile on his face!! RIDICULOUSLY CLINGY!!!! he does NOT want you to leave him at all, will not let you go to the bathroom even though you’re like “omi, please, the dentist is busy with another patient right now, i’ll be back soon before we go through the aftercare stuff” “no” “omi, i have to pee” “do it here” and now it’s you who’s all 🤢

gets really defensive and protective when the dentist comes in and just shoves his head in your chest because he doesn’t want to look at them LMFAO death grip around your waist 🤧 when you show him what he said about you going to the bathroom he demands you delete it “omi, i didn’t know u loved me that much 🥰🥺💕” “…………..🤐”

hoshiumi kourai insisted he was fine on his own “nothing is impossible for hoshiumi kourai, national athlete 😤” when the dentist asked if he needed someone to watch over him and the dentist is 🤨 ok sir and leaves after he falls asleep. when he wakes up, no one’s in his room and he has to use the washroom and he’s like i’ll do just it myself 🙄 he tries to stand and promptly collapses to the floor. he CRAWLS around on his stomach and makes it out of his room just as you walk in and you’re like KOU whY are you on the FLOOR like a ROACH 😭😭😭

it’s like you’re reenacting some dramatic romance movie as kou groans around the gauze and makes poor attempts to stand up, holding onto you LAKDSHLASKAHD 💀💀💀 asks you to get on the floor with him because he honest to god can’t get UP so that he can cuddle with you as the dentist and his assistants stand two feet away 🥰💕 tries to fight the staff when they get too close to you trying to help him get back to his bed HAJJFKAKDMAD

extra: kita shinsuke (lol) when kita finishes his wisdom tooth extraction, he looks at you like this and doesnt remember who you are; he thinks you’re here for another patient and doesn’t say a word to you because his grandma taught him not to talk to strangers.

[commaclear]

OH GOD DUDE IVE THOUGHT OF THE MOST ANGSTY AU

ok so imagine like a few months after everything fundy and dream are dating and holding hands and shit and sally serches fundys phone (because she seems like she would) and finds dreams contact info changed to sm like (woof woof <3) and finds their messages. and because shes a bitch she blames wilbur and quackity for "encoraging this queer behavior", bans dream from seeing fundy and confiscates his phone, and decides its because fundy wanted too be like his "gross" dad and follow the latest trend of "turning gay". depending on how homophobic/christian sally is she might send him too a conversion therapist, mabye jared is even worse about it and doesnt want him around him or starts calling him slurs and him and sally argue and fundy gets MORE trauma. and just when he finaly has a freind, a boyfreind all that is ripped away and geuss what? vunrablity to deppresion can be genetic im just saying.

anyways everything goes too shit and sally hasnt let him go too school after outing dream too puffy didnt work. shes found him a new private christian school or some shit and on the last day there quackity notices him not talking to dream, goes too ask about it and finaly fundy spills. because of quackitys own religius trauma and seeing this poor kid suffering (PARRALES AND SETPDAD MOMENT) he calls up wilbur and thats as much as ive got im in pain ow ow ow ow ow ow ow (excuse spelling errors im dyslexic)

ÆÆ anon

Not gonna lie, I captured the "Sally finds out about Dream and Fundy and tries to separate them bc of resentment towards Wilbur being gay" idea in a net a few weeks ago, and it's been flitting around in the idea cage ever since. Never took it to conversion therapy tho, I was leaning towards more of a painful guilt trip possibly with tears

I'm probably taking a different ouchy direction now though

Still.... this is tempting