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abyssal-ilk · 7 months ago

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cannot think too hard about the fact that vivienne was young when she first originally met bastien, the head of the council of heralds, and he took an interest in her when he was likely well into his forties. cannot think about how the moment he set eyes on her during the wintersend ball she was made a target of the rest of the orlesian court. can't think about how she was forced into becoming a player of the game and that she NEEDED to become good at it and have bastien's support or she would of been killed. having a very normal one about vivienne today, clearly

#dragon age inquisition #vivienne #da:i #da: inquisition #dragon age #vivienne dragon age #vivienne de fer #dont think people focus enough on the fact that it was bastien specifically who took an interest in her. bastien. the head of the council.#just. agh. her connection to him both enabled her to claw a place out for herself in the same orlesian court that despised her but #at the same time he was the entire reason why they targeted her in the first place.#she plays the game and she plays the game GOOD and she is so. so damn cool for it.#just wish dai gave her more to do :/

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missescalientee · 4 months ago

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Explorer au meets trolls world tour

This is the current final post since I don't have anything else ready and or queued up XD

Jade finds herself separated from her family and looking for a way back, the world is big and dangerous so she becomes a bounty hunter as a means of assisting her search, she thinks she's getting close when a world shaking tour and an interesting bounty fall on her plate.

Branch (since this is still within the N2 au just shifted a bit) has been living with Floyd so he's changed a bit, he tried to give himself bangs, which didn't work out, and he now wears a brown tunic under his leaf vest, a gift from another person who helped him and floyd out, a secret someone yet to be revealed teehee.

Poppy is mostly unchanged, as most of the N2 au effects Brozone, tho she is a bit closer with Branch than in canon due to circumstances!

#trolls #dreamworks trolls #trolls world tour #broppy #trolls branch #trolls poppy #trolls au #twt #n2 au #n2 explorer au #trolls oc #trolls oc jade #trolls hickory #i realized like forever after i made jades design and stuff #that she resembled Valka in terms of the skull mask and her general story #and i was like damn my httyd hyperfixation is making out with my trolls one #they even have a staff #and a skull mask #tho valkas i think is different #Jades is for blending in #scaring her marks #and is a trophy #its the skull of the bird that took her leg #her staff acts as a perch or a grabber for something teehee #but yeah i didnt notice the similarities until way later #it was unintentional #but its fun #its still dreamworks #the same thing happened when i realized branchs outfit is similar to shreks #leaf vest over brown shirt lmao

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fjordfolk · 3 months ago

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once again weeping over the lack of food options for my senior dog who benefits from a senior formula per our vet but still maintains a normal activity level and doesn't need or enjoy high fiber content

#at one point she was sick and vet put her on RC fibre response and it damn near took her out #some of these senior foods have fiber content to rival that its #pretty wild #shes on eukanuba senior now and handles it well but the bag is running low and as usual #im treating every purchase for spart like im on who wants to be a millionaire and fresh out of lifelines #monster senior looks interesting. comparable to things shes done well on in the past. and she IS a monster so #might be worth a 2kg bag if i stumble across one before we run out

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jackass-jones · 10 months ago

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Thinking of vlr Akane is so conflicting cuz on one hand I’m so upset that she doesn’t ever get a moment to just rest and enjoy being alive again I’m upset that she just gets deeper and deeper into this role she’s built for herself and she loses her humanity and will never ever be that girl who died in the incinerator. But on the other hand, I need her to get so, so much worse I need her to be so obsessed with perfection she has this unique ability to change the course of history and she will burn everything and everyone to the ground in the blink of an eye if it means she can "reset" and get a perfect timeline and I desperately need her to never be satisfied with anything because really, is there anything that’s worth all the damage she’s caused?

#zero escape #akane kurashiki #virtues last reward #yeahhhhh just having so many thoughts about akane and sigma and junpei and yeah im screaming eyes bloodshot #i want akane to just like post 999 just do silly shit with aoi get a cat be a gamer try to heal the best she can #and i want her to be so evil i think theres still some crimes she hasnt committed yet she should do those #i really really really want her and junpei to just beat the shit out of each other in a boxing ring. specifically post vlr #need them being old as shit throwing chairs everyone is cheering #and damn like vlr akane just cant agree with junpei on his philosophy that a life with pain is still a life worth living cuz then thatd mean #everything she did in 999 was all for naught like to accept even the bad timelines where she died as valuable...#thats a kick to the dick especially when she fought so hard to live and how her death was so unfair #except she was just a scared kid with no choice then. now whats her excuse #i just want it to be possible you know? possible that akane didnt need to do this and she couldve been happy #cuz yeah the trauma would be horrible but surely itd be better than the trauma she has now since she took that dive #i wonder if she knows that no matter what she does she’ll never erase her trauma and eventually she will have to face it #or if she actually believes she can figure it all out and win the perfect timeline and magical mental stability will happen #basically akane is avoiding therapy soooooo hard but then again who would even be her therapist #no one can possibly understand her...right?

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plushie-lovey · 7 months ago

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FINALLY!! At long last, I've gotten my hands on a Pumpkin Kitty, after a whole year of wanting and waiting.

Her name is Latte! (Short for Miss Pumpkin Spice Latte) You can also call her Miss Spice!

#I spent 10 minutes picking her out omfg #not even exaggerating. I was deciding between this one and one of the last 3 unstuffed PKs #altogether there was only 5 of them left in the store including the 2 stuffed displays #the other one I was looking at had a nearly perfect pumpkin eye patch but less pumpkins overall #and their face wasn't as nice plus the ears were a bit wonky for my taste.#tho it was really hard to tell which would be better while they were unstuffed and flat #in the end I chose Latte because right away she looked to have a sweet face. her ears were nice and she had better patch placement #including a couple full patches on her tail #tbh if I'd had the money I might have bought both because the decision was hard #the bear builder actually asked if I was alright while I concentrated on studying each of those damn cats #I apologized and explained wtf was up with me. she was very understanding #I've always had this quirk where sometimes it'll take forever for me to pick between plushies I really want #especially if they're both the same exact plush. because then I gitta focus harder on finding out which has the better personality #you get what I mean?#anyways this has been a thing for me even as a real little kid #I remember spending and hour-hour and a half almost every time when my dad took me to choose my monthly webkinz #“my monthly webkinz” god that makes me sound so privileged. it was the nicest/best thing my dad could afford to get me because we were poor #he wanted to spoil me as all good fathers do but that was the most he could afford and I was always so grateful and still am! but I digress #anyways I took way too long to pick which kitty would become my Latte #but I'm glad I had the opportunity to choose yet alone to actually see pumpkin kitty irl available for purchase #what do you guys think of her?#stuffed animals #plushies #plushblr #build a bear #BAB #pumpkin kitty

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silverskye13 · 2 months ago

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Had a terrible dream that my DnD character almost died for real forever in our DnD session last night.

....... Wait.

#spazzcat barks #the fight last night was ROUGH #real surprised poor Ash hung on as long as they did #was at one point tied to a spike-covered anchor by chains of blood and strangled there above a hoard of ghouls #after being hit by a 30 damage necrotic arrow that made it so they were unable to heal themselves #went from 94hp to 22 in one round #opted to use their next turn to heal the party instead of trying to break free of the restraint in an attempt to keep one paladin up #[celeste the other paladin was also already down to 20ish health]#managed to survive the next turn to misty step away from the chains #killed one big monster #[bodak]#ran to save Wiley from another big monster [the demon archer who shot them round 1]#gets shot by fucking canons #goes down #fails their first death save #only for the demon archer to casually walk over and kill them while theyre down #celeste revivify clutch as soon as the fight ended <3 but hot damn #oh yeah and the reason for the focus down #was because Ash has a fear effect Channel Divinity #that first round EVERYONE failed #20+ skeletons and ghouls #two wights #and Pietra the Dark Lord #who was forced to burn a legendary save #the only one unaffected was the demon archer who was too far away at the time #it took out Pietra's entire army #and she was forced to burn another legendary action to kill and ressurect her minions #so they could come back unaffected #and then decided to kill Ash before they could do it again :'D

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bacchuschucklefuck · 11 months ago

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love thinking kipperlilly spends her afterlife looking for lucy in a familiar forest

#not art #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #like. does she have a mean of knowing lucy and yolanda got sent to cassandra's domain to hang out for a bit #kipperlilly's isolation means so much to me. she is punished for everything she's done she just doesn't pick up on it #until the moment she dies! one more funky thing that mirrors riz in which he's actively tried to cultivate a community and denied it #until the bad kids. while kipperlilly does not want or care about a community she just wants someone who validates her #but she does Need a community so she latches onto the person she lets closer to her to fulfill her emotional needs #she took the ritual willingly so this might genuinely be her first death. probably terrifying #probably not even enough bandwidth to feel mortified. maybe immediately seeking something comforting out of instinct alone #lmao honestly thinking too much abt fantasy high afterlifes gives me a headache And a visceral fear #Im not religious but I grew up in a culture with a dominantly buddhist/taoist cosmology its Scary that u just go to A Place after u die!!#and then ur still urself!!! thats scary to me what do u mean u stay like that forever. thats fucked #but yeah I think this influences how I see kipperlilly turn out a little bit. in a sense I think of her as being a ghost now #yknow. trying to solve something from life so she can move on and. stop living this life etc #man the reveal that lucy took being killed pretty seriously and is like yeah the others are decent and even sweet #and probably was just trying to hold her party together and do what she thinks is moral by hearing kipperlilly out #lol lmao etc. gods I gotta wonder how kipperlilly's mindset handled jawbones' help #it really is damn tragic tho. I stand by what I said folks like this will complain and be nasty to be around #but they dont have enough desire to inconvenience themselves to off the bat do something abt what they find unfair or whatever #its when theyre handed the seemingly very easy means to be right that they'll start being dangerous #its horribly tragic that the supposed metaplayer and the self-perceived mastermind turned out to ultimately be just an useful idiot #yknow what. I think personally in my heart kipperlilly moves on from her afterlife the moment she says sorry #doesnt even have to be to lucy but that's probably gonna be who received it #ah.... teenage rebellion. teenage gamejacking

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balfeys · 11 months ago

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the way I ADOREEEEEE this woman🥹🫠

#911 cast #angela bassett #her answer about sharing her location TOOK ME OUT😂#except thats me @ my parents lololol #and GRRRRR shes so damn beautiful got me WOOF WOOF BARK BARK #Mr.Courtney can you fight sir😭

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dark-elf-writes · 1 year ago

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Was thinking about eleven year old Fawn Spots Harry and made myself laugh because he would be so angry that technology doesn’t work at Hogwarts.

Full on “What do you mean Olympus has cell service and the middle of Scotland doesn’t?! It’s not even the same plane of fucking existence and calls aren’t even long distance!” Little man has not been more than a phone call away from his family since he was adopted and he is not coping well, but beyond that the lack of online databases, easy way to compile notes and write the eight million essays they’re assigned, and actual entertainment that isn’t ’dangerous flying dodgeball’ (which he does love tbh but still not everyone does) would drive him up the wall. Fuck the lack of things like highlighters and binders would piss him off.

He would show up with a spiral notebook and a mechanical pencil and a pureblood child would pass out from shock. He writes his family constantly begging for any and all stationary they can send. He uses breaks to type up last term’s notes and introduces the first final study guide in Times New Roman into Hogwarts and makes a killing off of selling them. The older pureblood students beg on bended knee for help making their own and the muggleborns realize oh shit they can corner the market per year and subject. Harry will drag Hogwarts into the modern age if he has to do so kicking and screaming.

#the elf talks #harry potter #fawn spots au #Hermione sees him pull out a folder and immediately writes home because god dammit she misses her trapper keeper #the muggleborns all have an underground meme market and everyone else is so confuse #Dean sending those flying notes to Rick Roll other muggle raised students and being so damn smug about it #he took a whole summer to learn how to draw Rick astley from memory just for this #the twins see the psychic damage this does and help him charm it to play the song too #Hogwarts becomes a lot more chaotic in the 2000’s #Percy is the one to figure out how to get tech to work around magic #purebloods are sheltered Victorian children and Harry will find a way to put one in a coma by playing WAP

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birthclod · 2 months ago

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thinking about ch0mpkin's evil evbo post (evilbo, if you will) and going "How can I align this with My Interests (the axes)" and the answer is Very easily actually

#thoughts in tags.....#when the cookie crumbles #pciv #pvp civilization #you know. evbo leaving behind everything he knows for his friend and going along with The Plan #constantly telling himself its for the greater good its for the greater good #but the longer he goes on the worse it gets #and both tabi and clown force him to stop diagetically monologuing somehow because otherwise he'll blow their cover #so he just gets quieter and quieter and withdraws more and more #to the point where even tabi is thinking like “damn maybe i Should've killed him in sword civ...” but he's here now #another thing is i think evbo would 100% buy and sneak another video journal machine out and when tabi finds out she Flips Her Lid #clown is less concerned because he wasn't With them so he doesn't know like tabi does that he spends So Much Time On This Shit #not knowing that (like minute said) video journaling is the biggest reason evbo is able to take in so much new info and maintain himself #and if they straight up take it away from him he's going to get Even Worse #i think clown doesn't see it as much of an issue despite tabi's major objections because he'd literally be talking about their plan On Air #and that tape goes somewhere and is Seen by someone (plus if someone else sees their cover is gone cuz video journals are sword only)#but in his eyes that means the only people who will ever see it are the diamond swords in their ivory tower who can't leave anyways #so why worry? if anything it shows them what they're (the axes) doing to their (the swords) little golden boy and they can't stop it #another thing i thought about is that they would definitely hold killing evbo over his head like. Constantly #and evbo's fear of dying isn't the same because he never died to tabi's axe so he doesn't know zam is waiting for him (which is also funny)#so instead it takes a spin of tabi saying “ill kill you and let you respawn in sword civ and you'll stay there with your regrets”#because even if zam Wasn't still waiting for him he kinda ditched the diamond swords so uh... kinda lost your sense of kinship there #a-NOTHER point of interest: guardfriend #since guards can access all civilizations they'd definitely want to take advantage of his connections and relation with evbo #especially since unless evbo spills the beans he most likely wouldn't know the eternal sword was taken and tabi is the one who took it #let alone that she (and clown by extension‚ but to throw off suspicion he doesn't show up around guard) is a natural born axr #so they can defo use what trust those two have to get places easier #but if he ends up getting in the way... [makes a chopping gesture across my throat]#could even do it in Front of evbo as an example of what happens to those who stand between them and their mission #holy shit this is the first time ive ever hit 30 tags. wtf

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very-important-muses · 8 months ago

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Does anyone ever think that the reason that Jolinar sacrificed herself for Sam was because she didn't want to outlive yet another host?

#stargate sg1 #jolinar of malkshur #like does anyone ever think about how difficult it took for Jolinar the Goa'uld to break out of her genetic programming?#and strike against the system lords??#and the freaking guilt she had to carry throughout the years?#damn

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mortalscience · 22 days ago

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been talking and thinking a lot lately about how penelope ends up in relationships with terrible men and she lets herself be treated poorly and it just always makes me think about how the biggest and most significant of these types of relationships was actually derek morgan

#remember when derek treated her like shit because she wanted to see the guy she shot on death row #and then he fucking froze her out #she called him and called him and cried and begged for him to talk to her and help it through it #and COMPETE RADIO SILENCE #then he showed up on her doorstep afterwards all sorry babygirl like please fuck off #remember that time morgan was in a pissy mood and bit penelope's head off for no damn reason #and later he called her and apologized (good on him) but she was like you don't need to apologize we're always fine #like pen NO stand up for yourself and make that man apologize! ugh #i know he was good to her in other ways too #but the underlying dynamic to me always came across as penelope was in love with derek #and he did not reciprocate but he very much enjoyed the attention and flirting and he's a profiler so i feel like he knew her true feelings #like in the drunk penelope scene she's like 'i should be jealous' of savannah but why should you? if you're really just platonic friends #but it's because she loved him :/#and it just always felt like derek took crazy advantage of that #and we won't even get into the weirdness he showed towards penelope during the jason clark battle incident #which i've rambled about in-depth before #those episodes were the turning point for me to realize i didn't really like derek #a feeling which grew as time went on and has also a lot to do with how he treated emily #anyway this is my HOTTEST SPICIEST criminal minds take

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xhuuya · 5 months ago

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The evidence I presented to my group chat when making the claim that Cait Wouldn't have missed that shot.

If she can hit the bolts off machinery that's moving and trying to kill her and the people around her?

#arcane s2 #arcane #This was with a gun she took from some random person #if you've ever shot weapons - im a US southerner so i definitely have - you know that each individual thing you “fire” is very different #and just picking up someone elses and doing that is #well its an ANIMATION #the suspension of disbelief is somewhat necessary here don't you think #if you make the claim that cait would have hit the kid #you're missing the fact that she shot the gun out of Ishas hand AS IT WAS BEING FIRED #she saved Vi's life and we're gonna skim that huh?#she wouldn't have hit isha #this shouldn't even be a point to contest #she wanted to shoot Jinx #that had been the whole plan the whole damn time #for however long its been #TAKE THE SHOT #and then you STOPPED HER #you think she wouldn't be pissed?#unreal #unserious #rant over lol

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s7ven-art · 1 year ago

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IF YOU WERE IN MY SHOES; YOU'D WALK THE SAME DAMN MILES I DO

#arlecchino #the knave #arlecchino genshin #genshin impact #arlecchino fanart #genshin impact fanart #I will get her no matter what but I'm still stressed she will somehow hack the banner and not come home anyway #she took so much out of me #I love her but god damn woman what the fuck are you wearing on your neck #seven art

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noirandchocolate · 2 years ago

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Every time I read The Shepherd’s Crown and get to the second chapter, I think, “I know what’s going to happen, surely I won’t actually cry again this time.”

And I’m always, always wrong.

#terry pratchett #discworld #kidk says stuff #gnu terry pratchett #I’ve said this a million times before but:#he loved her so damn much #he gave her exactly what she said she wanted #out of everyone…she’s the one he took with him. the one he released.#and that has to mean something #it sure as hell means something to ME…

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sweatyfuntrash · 4 months ago

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Finished season 3 of for all mankind

WHAT DO YOU MEAN A BOMB IN THE BACK OF A VAN TOOK OUT THE ENTIRE FRONT OF THE BUILDING

#literally my only complaint about the final episode #THAT DAMN THING DIDN'T HAD THAT MUCH FIRE POWER #IT WAS THREE *MAYBE* FOUR BARRELS #FUCK OFF #they only did an explosion so big to took out my girl Molly #anything smaller and she would've survived with not even a scratch #BY THE WAY #molly cobb #THE LOVE OF MY FUCKING LIFE #a selfish prick indeed <3 #my favorite from the moment I saw her #I'll have to put my thoughts in order later #very good season overall #oh yeah also #fuck danny stevens #goddammit kid

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