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Had a terrible dream that my DnD character almost died for real forever in our DnD session last night.
....... Wait.
#spazzcat barks#the fight last night was ROUGH#real surprised poor Ash hung on as long as they did#was at one point tied to a spike-covered anchor by chains of blood and strangled there above a hoard of ghouls#after being hit by a 30 damage necrotic arrow that made it so they were unable to heal themselves#went from 94hp to 22 in one round#opted to use their next turn to heal the party instead of trying to break free of the restraint in an attempt to keep one paladin up#[celeste the other paladin was also already down to 20ish health]#managed to survive the next turn to misty step away from the chains#killed one big monster#[bodak]#ran to save Wiley from another big monster [the demon archer who shot them round 1]#gets shot by fucking canons#goes down#fails their first death save#only for the demon archer to casually walk over and kill them while theyre down#celeste revivify clutch as soon as the fight ended <3 but hot damn#oh yeah and the reason for the focus down#was because Ash has a fear effect Channel Divinity#that first round EVERYONE failed#20+ skeletons and ghouls#two wights#and Pietra the Dark Lord#who was forced to burn a legendary save#the only one unaffected was the demon archer who was too far away at the time#it took out Pietra's entire army#and she was forced to burn another legendary action to kill and ressurect her minions#so they could come back unaffected#and then decided to kill Ash before they could do it again :'D
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am I getting too convoluted if I said Johnny dies Dallas lives n Pony loses his hearing as a result of the way Dallas hits him (to put out the fire) when he pulls him out of the church au??
#idk man#this idea has been rotting in my head for a long time#i have like a terribly rough outline#where basically the events of the book happen exactly as canon up until post church fire#so pony johnny n dallas are in the hospital#n ponys reeling from literally everything that just happened#n he reunites with soda n darry n suddenly realizes like oh fuck#i cannot hear sodas hysterically releived laughter#or darrys voice as he thanks god ponys fine#n then the dr pulls darry aside n tells him that pony has profound hearing loss as a result of an injury sustained during the fire#the last voice he will ever have heard clearly is johnnys#johnny dies canon complicent#but before dallas can get himself shot by the cops darry gets to him first#so dallas survives#pony learns asl from a deaf woman who their family has always been familiar with#since their parents were always real keen on including people that the rest of the world looked down on#dallas has to deal with not only surviors guilt but feeling like he took something from Pony that can never be given back#he has his own arc with the woman#but it basically all boils down to deafness is not the LOSS of something#but rather just the ADDITION of a new community n language n experience#plus dallas learns sign n is just utterly overwhelmed by feelin like his hands can be used for somethin soft n good#UGH#if yall wanna hear more about this lemme know#bc i have been thinking about this for a WHILE#the outsiders#sodapop curtis#ponyboy curtis#darry curtis#dallas winston#the outsiders 1983
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post-nrc reunion ✨ (context)
#THIS IS THE LAST ONE I SWEAR#also little hc that jamil grew taller than yuusha post-nrc#[—✦-#-✧ my art#-✧ comic#twst art#twisted wonderland#twst#jamil viper#jamil x yuu#twst oc x canon#twst yuu#twst yuusona#(💜) yuusha#(💜) curry noodles#postnrc💜#-✦—]#ugly crier yuusha my beloved#i should make her cry more— (gets shot)#ANYWAYS-#i really need to make a ref for this elabrate ah hair that i gave jamil#im getting mad at my own creative choices bc hwat the fuck was i trying to do 😭
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A confession to make: I favour brown eyed Jason Todd
Wait! Wait!
Before you stone me, hear me out: brown eyes...are pretty. Like, so so so pretty. Do you see the vision?
Bonus: brown eyes // deer in headlights<=> Jason's wide eyes saying "whoops" in the headlights of the batmobile <=> Jason's wide eyes looking at Sheila pointing the gun at him <=> Jason's wide eyes looking at the bomb :cf that lovely shot in the utrh movie where you see his eyes widen and then the warehouse explode, imagine if those had been big brown eyes and instead of just the explosion we had a close up on his face where the firey blaze of the explosion reflected into them? And then parallel to that same expression in the UTH conclusion?
But mostly
MOSTLY
Brown eyes are so fucking pretty dude
#i have given up on syntax#y'all get vaguely strewn-together dislocated bits of sentences#also ik they're most commonly like blue or cyan but also bro canonically went through the whole kaleidoscope#including brown and including fucking corpse white#he can have these “bambi's mom about to get shot” eyes if i want to#dc#jason todd#dc comics#red hood#perhaps my most scalding jason todd hot take#tbh jason only has blue eyes in my fanfics when i need them as a plot device
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I think. seeing Di Feisheng cry could unspool Li Lianhua's entire mind
#dfs doesn't ever cry in canon and the closest he gets to it is that last shot looking for llh while holding on to shaoshi#the consequence of this is that i am obsessed with concocting the situation where he WOULD cry#its a real “he would not fucking cry” “let's examine how he would. actually”#what can i say i like to make the blorbos cry#mysterious lotus casebook#li lianhua#di feisheng
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God damn was that a good read.
I feel so bad for Ghost, like holy shit. There is no way he doesn't have facial dysmorphia after this shit. Like no mirrors, too many masks lying around his damn flat just in case.
So many things are connecting and new head canons are forming as fast as my fuckin' neurons can fire like oooo. Gimme me more. I want more Ghost being the one man army he is.
#cheese rambles#cod#cod mw2#ghost cod#ghost#simon ghost riley#simon riley#like oh my god my respect for him has shot through the fucking roof#part of me is like#yeah#he aint fucking simon no more he IS Ghost#but head canon says that Simon is stuck so deep within Ghost that 'almost' no one was able to get to him#UNTIL SOAP#well Soap and 141#But Soap cracked open the doors#AND THEN FUCKING DIED#WALLING SIMON UP EVEN DEEPER INSIDE GHOST'S MIND CASTLE CAGE MAZE THING#WE WERE SO CLOSE TO RECOVERING SIMON AND ACTIVISION SAID “NOT ON MY FUCKING WATCH”
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Separate cotl opinion/headcanon
The fight with Nari was not close. The Lamb kicked his ass.
thats all thanks for coming
#azure’s bullshit#cult of the lamb#cotl#cotl narinder#cotl lamb#cotl lambert#look it might just be because i only got hit once when i fought him and it was cause of a lag spike but still#fuckers been tied up for how long?? girl homie’s joints are snap crackling and popping#its giving muscle atrophy~#the lamb took out like four gods yall they aint weaker than him lol#like his dialogue doesn’t even change after you die and try again the lamb cannonically first tries him#also bro rly said for my second phase ill become a stationary target#say less he’s cooked#this is my pathetic Narinder propaganda#ill die on this hill the lamb beat his ass#literally the only thing that gave me any trouble was the fact that i couldn’t use the glass canon fleece kill him as fast as I wanted to#i simply do not get hit#he landed one blow on me and it was literally because my computer was doing too many particle effects and chugged#like the lamb is in the room#the lamb#the lamb knows where their hitbox is its their body they’d only be better#like they can like walk slowly and shit i can only wasd they’d be way better than me#i did try a few times but that’s cause the game gave me the fucking hammer like five times#like brother im playing on hard you don’t one shot shit#as in i loaded in#saw that bitchass hammer#and quit#eyo fuck the hammer#the axe is you but good
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im continuing to not say a lot in regards to my eventual BaL protagonist (because revealing too much about him right now will ruin an idea i have for his reveal Later™) however. i will say. in the scoundrel's canon. when veils meets him for the first time. that will be an incredibly funny interaction from its perspective
#the BaL protag is like hi#and veils goes no fucking shot. (redacted sentence)???#<- im fully aware this sounds insane without the context of what exactly my BaL PC's deal is.#i promise the context of this is more humorous than you think#yin-thoughts#fallen london#as a refresher ive said many a time: im playing through all of the ambitions eventually. the order is HD > nemesis > LF > BaL#all of which are canon to the scoundrel and by proxy everyone else in her smaller-than-you-think radius#we're currently on LF. we wont get to BaL for a good while yet. but when we do...#man im excited to introduce yall to my fucked up guy
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So I went to the wiki page for the henghill Bullet & Brain mission of 2.2 looking for some dialogue I had missed and
a) I found something incredibly tasty that slotted into some other thoughts I'd been having, more on that on another day, and
b) I saw this super fun little trivia at the bottom, which!

I knew Penacony characters like Boothill took a lot of inspirations from old movies, but I didn't realize it was even in his and Dan Heng's relationship, that's so cool!!
It fits them very well, it's such a fun reference. "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid" was an old buddy Western film (from 1969- nice) about a pair of outlaws. Butch Cassidy was the leader of a gang, and described as clever, affable, and talkative. Meanwhile, his closest companion, the Sundance Kid, was known as a man of few words.
Cassidy's original birth name was much more plain, but similar to Boothill, he took on a new moniker when he became an outlaw. "Cassidy" had been the last name of his beloved mentor, who taught him how to shoot and ride. And Sundance Kid was known as he was because Sundance was the name of his hometown, and it was the only place that had ever managed to catch and jail him, back when he'd been younger (also similar to Dan Heng, but ouch).
These two stick together like glue throughout the length of the film- through Cassidy's leadership of the gang being challenged, through a train robbery gone wrong, through being pursued by mercenaries, and even through fleeing to Bolivia and trying to start over together.
I don't want to say too much more, since the mission title is referencing one specific movie that I've never seen. I kinda wanna watch it now, though, just to see the inspiration that went into Boothill and Dan Heng and how they get along. I just think it's really sweet that these two were literally made to be the best of bros, how lovely is that. 💕
#honkai star rail#this can be ship or plantonic tbh yall are always free to tag my ramblings as you please haha#just! they're so sweet!!#FWENDS#i would love to see more of them being a dynamic duo further down the line ♡#i think the film moved things along a little quicker but the real life Cassidy and Sundance were actually in south america for a few years#they fled there to get away from pursuers along with Sundance's girlfriend Etta Place.#supposedly they managed to buy a small ranch and the three of them lived peacefully (and even lawfully!) together for like three years-#-until the law caught up with them again#at some point Etta Place returned to the US reportedly due to illness rather than not wanting to get caught like in the film#Sundance may or may not have escorted her back. but whether he did or not he returned to South America with Cassidy#the two of them eventually got into a huge firefight with authorities where Sundance was fatally shot and Cassidy chose to end his own life#that's the most common story anyway. some also say Cassidy snuck back into the US again where he lived quietly until his death.#but it reads kind of like rumors of Elvis Presley sightings to me BSMZKNSKS#the film ended much more happily with the two of them getting into shenanigans and a freeze frame of them in a hail of bullets haha#i wanna see Dan Heng and Boothill fight together too it would be so cool aaaaaa#they would be great at getting into shenanigans! as we've already seen!!#fun bonus info: Boothill's ult literally puts black bars at the top and bottom of the screen to look like a widescreen Western movie#fun bonus info 2: Cassidy was regarded with respect by some people bc he never stole from the poor he only robbed big companies#this is actually nicer than Boothill is in canon bc he openly admits he will rob someone blind if he doesn't like them BSKZKKZMSKDK#(although I feel like its implied he has more standards for this than he gives himself credit for.#like he makes it pretty clear he doesn't particularly like Argenti at first and thinks he's annoying as shit but I'm sure he didn't rob him#...would have been real fucking funny if he did though oh my god I would love to see him try that. it absolutely would not work BSKZKNSKSJS#hsr#henghill#bootheng#dan heng#boothill#hsr boothill#hsr dan heng
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"AU where Ivan is alive" this "Fic where Ivan and Till are saved by the Rebels" that..
Where are all the fics where Sua is alive/saved by the rebels with Mizi? ¿Dónde? ¿Dónde están??
#/hj.. kinda#I need more MiziSua fics so baddd#don't tell me I have to start writing them😭#because believe it or not I am a terrible writer#just saying.. I think this type of fic would be interesting..#like how would Sua react? Would she tell Mizi what she had planned to happen? Would it strain their relationship a little bit?#Pleaseeee I need more yuri pleaseee#I LOVE IvanTill but they have taken over the ao3 alnst tag#and most of the fics where Ivan lives Till ends up reciprocating his feelings#which hey not complaining I wish it was canon#BUT☝.. I read them and I'm like “..he would not fucking say that-”#So basically- if ya'll can believe Ivan can survive.. why not Sua?#“But she was shot in the hea-” Shhh. Sh. Shut.#Some reasoning: There's a lot of blood in the head so when you get injured there the wound looks worse than it actually is.. soooo-#could be possible🤷♂️#i am delusional#alien stage#alnst#sua alnst#alnst sua#sua alien stage#alien stage sua#toon talks
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Max when the contraption he built specifically for Jimmy to throw knives at Duncan is used by Jimmy to throw knives at Duncan:
#cw violence#cw implied violence#cw knife#max design pro#mdp max#mdp jimmy#mdp duncan#mdp bully#mdp triflethumb#yes im into max design pro. feel free to block me#it just fascinates me okay#that aside: holy shit i wasnt expecting triflethumb to be canonized. ESPECIALLY NOT LIKE THIS???#and its interesting that “the end of twiddlefinger” is happening at the same time#i guess one of the monkey brothers just gotta be evil lol#i wonder if triflethumb will attack max? and how he will deal with that?#weve still yet to see the full end of the tf saga/who shot max so it might lead more into that#but yeah anyways this channel is fucking insane#and i do think max was kinda stupid in this short#i get that he was upset that jimmy was getting corrupted more than anything but idk man#if u dont want ur brother to become murderous maybe dont encourage him to throw knives at people? just a thought#though... maybe twiddle was actually the one who made jimmy do that? and max only snapped into consciousness after the fact?#i know it was maxs regular sprite but still. idk maybe he just went dormant somehow#quamais rambles
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Holy shit I just realized that my dreams have a version of PotO (Broadway version) where the Phantom just fuckin shoots Raoul in his box and it apparently happens not long after Masquerade? Like in place of the Red Death scene they all go into the theatre and Raoul is in box 5 alone for some reason and Erik just. Shoots the poor guy with a period-typical pistol and disappears. Raoul recovers eventually but its like the turning point of the story yk.
#also Philippe is in it!!!!!#hes the one that finds Raoul and takes care of him afterwards :)#also i have reoccurring dreams about being part(?) of a local theatre priduction of it#my position in the musical changes sometimes but the Raoul Getting Shot part is canon#to the degree where I noticed it was coming up and was confused when it didn't#turns out they wanted to try pushing it back a bit and I Did Not Vibe With That#most of the time im either a background actor or set design but once im pretty sure I was Raoul?#which was cool :)#bc in Dream Fashion the actors actually looked like my headcanons for the characters#so i got to be hadley fraser lol#i distinctly remember being on the set crew and getting excited when they got to Masquerade#bc it meant my favorite part was coming up lol#like i feel bad for Raoul bc hes my blorbo but the Tension! the Drama!#might fuck around and write about it idk#poto#phantom of the opera#rip Raoul you deserve better but Damn That Character Arc
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Some things I really like in ToTK as someone who considers Zelda games loadbearing:
the reuse of the Dragon Roost Island theme strikes an extremely specific feeling in my heart and it makes me want to cry from an emotion that isn’t quite nostalgia (it’s like the equivalent of seeing an old friend)
The reuse of parts of the tune of Faron Woods from Skyward Sword in the Korok Forest
That drop-down into the Great Deku Tree threw me straight back to the first time I dropped down the Deku Tree in Ocarina
Seeing Gohma back was like “oh fuck yeah this bitch!” And knowing exactly how to fight her 👌
The reintroduction of Sages but I wish they had kept 7 as the number of Sages as a True Callback to Ocarina of Time
The Stable Trotters really bring a Spirit Tracks/Phantom Hourglass kind of vibe and it’s probably bc of the tiny little chocolate chip of a Hylian Man that’s the conductor - his design is just so DS zelda and it tickles me
That Ganon is an Active Threat again and that the world feels more reactionary to the events and ongoing caused by his return. It feels like Classic Zelda problems
The way Hyrule Castle is suspended above Hyrule is really reminiscent of its sectioned off fate in Twilight Princess
The phantom soldiers that hold weapons down in the Depths feels like the spirit soldiers from TP
Love that the Depths mirrors the Overworld like an homage to ALTP
#personal txt#I’m having a lot of feelings about Zelda#never in my entire career of playing Zelda have I ever like thought Hard about the lore#it’s always been a series that I just accepted at face value without really analyzing the lore and timeline#this series is such an integral part of my childhood and really was formative for me#the legend of zelda#do you think Link ever just Avatar States it and gets direct connection to his past lives#he sees a baby behind the counter at a store and immediately flashes back to fucking Malo Mart#being shot out of the sky towers reminds him once of how he was shot out of a canon#freefalling and he has the urge to whistle as if something will come and catch him#Link entering the deserted Gerudo City and it reminds him of another ghost town he’s never been to (Ikana Canyon)
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Genuine question, why do people think Scathath is so good at sex? Like yes she's a hot anime woman but is there any part of her character that I've missed that indicate any interest in sex?
#like many of the celts in actual lore. They love to fuck. Like at every opportunity or minor inconvenience. Scathach is among those people#Scathach in canon fucks her warriors she finds worthy (she actually didn't fuck cu in the tain though she considered it)#in the Scathach pre-release story in fgo. She offers guda an exclusive pass into her bedchamber if they're curious. An insane offer honestl#she also gives Fergus a shot in the release but she has him do the normal route which is defeat her in battle which he knows is a deathwish#fergus even contemplates that competing against Scathach with the reward of getting to fuck maybe worth dying for#know that Scathach in fgo generally contradicts her true desires all the time as a mask to appear more professional and teacher-like#she doesn't actually want to die. she wants to know what it's like to live again. as a mortal. to yearn for life#early fgo she showed a lot of disinterest as protocol but in truth she's actually super down to fuck as much as the other celts.#summer shishou will say she has no more interest in love at her age but literally moments after she'll be like what if we fucked as a bit 👀#nasuverse head game tourney#propaganda ask#ask
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you know what time it is
*INHALE* Diabolical shit my friends/moots have said on discord part 8
@rae-unbeloved i'll never forgive you for reminding me of his death /silly
#🎠#👾#🎢#diabolical shit my friends/moots have said on discord#this sprouted from a me saying “me” to an image of maria (from sonic) and text saying “MARIA *gets fucking shot*”#and now we're patroclus and achilles (canon)
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THE BEST OF PRIORITY: TUCHANKA (PART 2)
Featuring: Cmdr. Sophie Shepard, Lt. James Vega, EDI, Urdnot Wrex, and Dr. Mordin Solus With: Urdnot Bakara And a Special Guest Appearance by: Kalros, Mother of All Thresher Maws I MADE A MISTAKE! I made a mistake... big picture made of little pictures- too many variables. Can't hide behind statistics... can't ignore new data- my responsibility. Need to go- running out of time. Not your work, not your cure- not your decision. Had to be me- someone else might have gotten it wrong... Mass Effect 3: Legendary Edition (2021)
#mira makes gifs ✨#sophie shepard#james vega#EDI#urdnot wrex#mordin solus#mass effect#mass effect 3#me3#mass effect legendary edition#dailygaming#i'm gonna continue the rambles in the part 2 gifset but one of the things i adore about tuchanka is the scenic shots#there are literally so many gorgeous ones that about half of part two is scenic shots because holy fuck tuchanka is beautiful#the kalros reaper ones especially? like those are so cool i had to include at LEAST a few of them bc that fight is awesome#and when the cure disperses?? literally the prettiest scene in the game#EDI and james have really cute dialogue together too!! i adored their moments towards the end of the mission#although i did say i was gonna give thoughts on mordin in sur'kesh and i think it boils down to him being an okay?? character in my book#like mordin definitely isn't one of my favorites but i will respect that he's definitely a very complex character and he's interesting imo#especially in terms of how he's written and his motivations/how he sort of grows and evolves over both ME2 and ME3#like the quote i subquoted the post with is the one you get when you try to stall him from going up into the tower#(so it's not from soph's canon- but i love the scene so i used it anyways)#and one of the things i really like is that you can see the switch from mordin in ME2 who argues that what he did was RIGHT#versus mordin in ME3 who is starting to see what was wrong in the context of all the new information he has#and for me- seeing a character who can grow to recognize that they're flawed and made mistakes- i can respect the HELL outta that#even if mordin isn't my favorite character in the trilogy i'm gonna give him massive props for his character growth arc#because it's always interesting to see someone grow and recognize their mistakes and find a way to be a better person#to own their mistakes and fix the shit that they fucked up#i don't think i'd ever choose the option to not cure the genophage but mordin will always get props from me for his character arc tbh#i'll stop rambling now! have a good day wherever you are <3
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