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stole some girl's coping mechanism and now i can't stop making this fucking paper stars
#saw it on instagram#she taught how to do it#it was cool#i tried#i made a bunch of them#now this is my life#she made more#like a lot more#this is my life now
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Okay so like stick with me but young Derek, alive hale fam au.
So like the Hale family finds out that Derek has a crush on Sheriff Stilinski’s delinquent son, and has mixed reactions. Talia is torn between amusement, worry and wanting to dislike stiles. Papa hale is very protective but thinks it funny that him and his son have the same tastes.
Peter is ecstatic, Stiles once beat him in chess when running from the cops. (stiles was running and sat down in the park around people for cover, turns out he interrupted a chess tournament. Peter challenged him to a game if stiles lost, Peter would turn him over to the police. If he won, stiles could use him as an alibi)
The rest of his siblings don’t really have an opinion other than using Derek’s crush to make fun of him EXPECT for Laura. Laura is in a one sided rivalry with stiles.
As the sheriff right hand deputy she was tasked with keeping an eye out for stiles and she constantly loses him. Which shouldn’t be possible because she’s a werewolf. She can never connect him to a crime he’s committed and can never prove anything. Can’t go to a judge a say “oh he left a scent trail which I followed because I’m a werewolf.”
Derek brings him home to dinner after they start dating. Unfortunately, the day that Derek brings him over, is also the day that Laura had to run around town taking reports of his crimes. She is fuming. Stiles looks her dead in her twitching eye and asked her how her day went.
The only crime she can connect him to is when he commit aggravated assault against a few of Derek’s teammates went to far with hazing. (Derek refused to fight back as not to hurt them) she lets him off.
#sterek#stiles stilinski#derek hale#young derek hale#alive hale pack#derek x stiles#Laura is a conspiracy theorist about stiles crimes#the sheriff had originally put her onto watching stiles when she first joined the force as a fun hazing#he did not expect her to get so stressed or stubborn about it#Laura hale#because like realistically a werewolf pack that is held in high regard and is trying to hide their secret would not like a delinquent#talia hale#peter hale#mamas boy derek hale#and delinquent bad boy stiles stiles Stilinski#as god intended#stiles is also a mamas boy but his mom was the one who taught him how to hot wire a car#so do with that what you will
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It would be nice to hear from Wanda and Cosmo! It is kind of nice that you guys have two children like your own family does. Are you two still close to your siblings? Wanda has a sibling and Cosmo also have a sibling just like Timmy and Peri. Do they share some sibling stories to your children?
Wanda and Cosmo both reconnected with their siblings shortly after having Peri. Or, well. More like Blonda reentered their lives once she realized she had a baby nephew. Eventually, they slowly patched things up the more Blonda came to visit Peri.
Schnozmo was dragged back kicking and screaming. Mama Cosma refuses to have her sons live estranged lives now that she has a grandchild in the picture. Schnozmo doesn't know how to handle children, but he's doing his best.
Peri likes Schnozmo because he makes silly noises and funny stories. But he prefers Blonda's theatrics much more and loves playing Dress Up with her.
Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]
#fairly oddparents#fop#fop a new wish#fop cosmo#fop wanda#fop peri#fop blonda#fop schnozmo#cosmo#wanda#peri#blonda#schnozmo#asks#avarus of the west#itty bitties fop au#ive decided that worms on strings are real fairy creatures and theyre used like fox coats in fairy world. lots of implications for this.#you know how kids seem to flock towards the least capable adult for some reason and cling onto them despite the adult trying to avoid them?#peri and schnozmo <3#schnozmo taught peri how to give a convincing lie and how to be charismatic enough to avoid trouble#peri and blonda are like 2 peas in a pod!#peri's very receptive to her dramatic flairs and eccentrics. blonda loves spending lots of her money into getting him elaborate outfits#blonda helped peri with his opening lines for when he met his first godchild. she refined schnozmo's charisma in Peri#MEANWHILE ON TIMMYS END#timmy already has opinions about blonda and schnozmo#theyre neither good nor bad but he cares not for drama and doesn't like that schnozmo's a chronic liar#but he does like that he has caring relatives now! they show up to his celebrations and gives him thoughtful gifts and advice. its nice.#timmy has never told peri about schnozmo's past as a conartist. he knows that schnozmo's doing his best to fix himself for the better#so hes not going to ruin that by telling peri and others about his past
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i fear we moved on too quickly from the fact that agatha only said rio’s name once in the entire series and it was the most throwaway line ever
#I’m still at this restaurant#i will literally die on this hill I’m so upset over it STILL#“that’s what got rio all in a tizzy’’ YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS#do you realise how hard i screamed when I heard her say it only to realise it was THE ONLY TIME EVER#why could she not say her goddamn name#she couldn’t even say it to nicky#my mum taught me not to call people ‘she’ so WHY IS AGATHA GOING AROUND CALLING HER WIFE ‘SHE’#agatha all along#agatha harkness#Rio Vidal#agathario
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I love how BBC Ghosts once a series is like 'and here's a new flavour of Robin being the most tragic character you will ever see' and it brings me to tears every single time
#BBC Ghosts#Robin the Caveman#Lizzie watches BBC Ghosts#sort of lifeblogging#i'm sorry i am so hung up on him being sophie's friend even though she never knew#how utterly powerless he was and still he offered her companionship#and how she didn't even die at button house so she never found out#do you think her nursemaid told her in the beyond? that there was a friendly caveman whom they taught french#just because he recognised loneliness and tried to share it to make it a little less lonely#bbc ghosts spoilers
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me: i don’t think martin had a lot of time or money to dedicate to his hobbies, nor do i think he had this many
artist braincell: but like. martin with hobby. prettyyyy
me: damn right you are let’s get this boy some yarn
#tma#the magnus archives#martin blackwood#art ideas#art#ink is thinking#tma hcs#i like to think that martin knits and jon crochets#martin learned from some old how to knit book his mom kept#either belonged to her or some other family member she knew#and jon learned from his grandma bc he watched her do it sometimes and he asked way too many questions#and she didn’t want to deal with that so she just taught him how to crochet#jon and martin fight over yarn#other martin hobbies i think would be neat include#baking#sewing#pottery#growing plants#etc
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Danny raises Superman au
So we all know that Superman touched down in Kansas and was adopted by the Kents and bla bla bla. But you know what state also has farms and is only like 600 miles away? Illinois.
So Danny is chilling in the countryside, enjoying his sweet, peaceful early retirement when an alien pod, that's a little a lot off course, suddenly crashes near his house. When he checks it out, there's a baby inside. Welp looks like he's a father now. No way is he risking the government getting their greedy little mits on this precious ray of sunshine.
Clark grows up with a father who teaches him early on how to control his powers and use them for good (They may or may not stop a robbery or two occasionally). He also gets two cool aunts. One is free spirited and always bringing him souvenirs from her travels. The other is very grounded and teaches him many techniques to deal with his conflicting emotions (his father is not happy when he uses said techniques on him).
Danny for his part is happy we his son develops a support system like he did. They can even actively help him beat up the villains! He's overjoyed at the man Clark becomes and even happier when he brings home an ace reporter who knows how shifty the government can be. He might be already saving up for their wedding but who can say?
#dp x dc#dc x dp#dpxdc#dcxdp#a ghost raising an alien?#what could go wrong?#clark might have a slightly warped perception of what humans are capable of#that's what could go wrong#he's in for quite the shock once he gets to metropolis#what do you mean ordinary humans can't lift tractors?#at least danny taught him how to control his strength early on#danny also taught him and there was to know about kryptonian culture#probably even cooked some kryptonian dishes from time to time#the perks of being the king of the infinite realms i suppose#clark probably knows more about krypton than kara herself#rip to her i guess#also because he has a clone for an aunt he takes to kon instantly#this is my last little side ramble and then i'm done but for all the people hating on clark no one seems to hate on kara#despite the fact that she tried to kill kon twice#purely because she thought clones were abominations#i personally feel like an interal rift in the family would be much juicer but oh well#i might be the chance i want to see about that soon#anyways i'll keep my promise and stop rambling in the tags now#hyper prompts
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the headcanon that yang is the only one on team rwby who knows how to drive is great and all, but, consider for me if you will, blake also knows how to drive. but she knows how to drive Very Illegally
#yang.txt#YANG IS A SAFE DRIVER WITH OTHER PASSENGERS#YOU CANT CHANGE MY MIND ON THAT#BLAKE HOWEVER........#she was probably taught how to drive in the wf and like. with what they were doing i dont think it was how to drive safely#more like getaway driving lessons
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"Just wanna be, wanna bewitch you in the moonlight...!"
I think it's pretty well-established Cardi is a great dancer - or waltz-foot, as we'd say in my country. So here he is: the waltzing Papa dancing with death in a very Dracula attire and some "horns" made of ghostly fabric ;)
You can find the photo I used as a pose reference to this drawing right here: pinterest photo link.
Also: why does it look like a fairy tale illustration? Well, yours truly is a sucker for Illuminated Manuscripts and Illustrations. I showed this to my mom, saying I wanted to draw a frame around it, but had no ideas. She told me to do "my kind of beautiful frames" - and that's what she meant: the Illuminated sort-of frames I study on my free time. Enter Count Copia waltzing under the moonlight, Dance Macabre quote and all.
TLDR: blame it on my mom :)
Classic Artist Disclaimer: please don't use my work without my proper authorization and credit.
#art#my art#illustration#fanart#ghost#ghost band#ghost band fanart#the band ghost#ghost copia#papa emeritus iv#papa copia#papa iv#popia#popia fanart#cardinal copia#I can't believe I didn't find a 'Cardi' related tag#but tbf he has so many nicknames I can't keep track of all tags :')#you guys will have to help me on this one :'')#I was traveling this week and took the time to work on this#and I'm quite happy how it turned out!!#also my mom taught me to draw so 25 years later she's still the one I go to for 'there's something missing on this what do I do?'
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im trying to desperately to come up with a mukaro prompt for you bc she's so underrated but i cant come up with anything interesting. draw mukaro but she's happy. there.
happy muku
#danganronpa#mukuro ikusaba#scardraws#scaranswers#karl forgets his fucking tags like always ugh#blessing and a curse to be organized#anyway junko taught her how to do all the lil heart signs#need them to be somewhat wholesome#let them teach eachother random bullshit and send eachother fanfics#Actually that second one would go so wrong so fast#muku being the kind big sis she is would find like 'childhood friends to lovers tsundere 30k+ happy ending' (matsuda refrence)#novels and go 'look its your fav pair!'#and junko being junko would send her poor sister omeagaverse fics from the deepths of ao3 hell#anyway not what this drawing was about but i just wanted to ramble about despair sibsters
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If Sammy ever found out about this, she would lasso Darius, tie him to a chair, tell Yaz to yell at him for her, storm out of the room, and then come back after Yaz's "What were you THINKING?" rant with the Gun Safety Manual, and then lecture him for another hour.
#''I THOUGHT I TAUGHT YOU BETTER THAN THAT DARIUS BOWMAN.!!!!!!!''#jurassic world: chaos theory#jwct#chaos theory spoilers#jw:ct#chaos theory#darius bowman#seriously though that was insanely dangerous#yaz gives him the ''DID YOU THINK ABOUT THE CONSQUENCES EVERYONE CARES ABOUT YOU WHAT IF YOU'D GOTTEN HURT'' side of the rant#and if she wasn't present in the room Sammy would just put Yaz on speaker#gun safety#and yes I fully believe that Sammy taught Darius how to use a gun on Nublar#she taught everyone how to do it#there are guns and there are dinosaurs and everyone needs to be Safe#BUT SHE TAUGHT YOU BETTER
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Say what you will about the DC timeline but we all know the truth, Jason Todd uses AO3 and has an account despite not understanding these new fangle technological advancements (hes fucking with Tim he understands what cookies are, it pisses off Tim more than anything else Jason has done)
#jason todd#tim drake#batfam#look I just think that Jason would use the ''I was dead when this was made'' excuse to get out of being forced to join a GC#and then it kind of snowballed into him not understanding what an ''email'' is#despite the fact that Talia def showed him and taught him everything he needed to know including technology#now hes just fucking with Tim while updating his 500K ao3 masterpiece fanfic that Tim has no evidence is real#only Babs knows and Tim is desperately trying to find evidence its the only case that Tim is literally failing at#Dick keeps bugging Tim in showing Jason how to use the computer upstairs and Jason somehow breaks Tim's phone. Twice.#Damien also catches on and does it to Tim too but it backfired in Dick trying to teach him instead#now hes also stuck in doing it#Its a whole ass shitshow that Bruce doesnt even know is happening until Jason uses the batcave computer and Tim fucking tackles him#while screeching about evidence#Bruce calls up harley afterwards to ask if she would be willing to do sessions with RR#its a whole thing
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thinking so hard about the very shitty au i wrote when i was on wattpad where Lucy (fairy tail) met the guild as a kid but they had their memories wiped at the end of it and didn't remember her, so when she finally meets natsu again SHE remembers them but they don't remember her. also she was their enemy when they first met and when she ran away from her father it was because he tried to create one of the time travel gates but he had to sacrifice a celestial wizard to even try and get it operating. i think she had two older siblings in this au too? anyway i never posted it but it was so incredibly long and I can't get into my wattpad account anymore so it's gone forever so i can't even reread it and laugh at how badly written it was
#i wrote it in middle school#i think 6th grade?#i was obsessed with Lucy and wanted her to have more backstory#nowadays I wouldn't go so drastic but i would like to write a fic that delves more into her life#and like. base it around the era that her story was inspired by#thinking about how lucy definitely taught herself to forget all etiquette rules she knew so she could fit in more#she deserved to have some more moments about her own life#cause she relationship with her father makes me SOB#like what do you mean he dedicated the rest of his life to waiting for her to come home and he never doubted she would#ON HER BIRTHDAY. THEY CAME BACK FROM THE ISLAND ON HER BIRTHDAY.#erinwantstowrite#fanfic#fairy tail#lucy heartfilia#my love my light my reason to live#she's my favorite ever#like literally#i adore her more than words can explain
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I find it so funny when the dragon riders get competitive (especially in the TV shows) and think they can beat Hiccup at anything when it comes to dragons
like dude. Come on. He literally discovered the techniques they use. He's been riding and handling dragons the longest out of anyone. Hell he taught EVERYONE how to do it in the first place. He is a master of his craft.
and they think they can BEAT him?
#its just so fun#because Hiccup and Toothless blow them out of the water easily everytime#he literally taught them how to do all of this#and they think they can win at it against him#hiccup#toothless#how to train your dragon#httyd#the only person who stands a chance against him in a friendly competition is his mom#because shes where he got it#and she also discovered techniques on her own with dragons#and has years more experience than he does doing this
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you see wolf & Deer symbolism and go predator & prey, I see pride & wisdom parallels, we are not the same
#solavellan#just tagging solavellan bc this has nothing to do with da at large#but im so serious#grabs you by the shoulder#Solas and the inquisitor are narrative foils#the same way that varric and solas are#do you not think solas was soft once? was gentle?#and when the world taught him that it was cruel#and he learned to bite back#mage lavellan being represented by a deer to me shows how she was just like him all those years ago#and its up to you if she becomes a wolf to snarl at the world#or retains the luxury of kindness#telanadasthoughts#like yeah prey and predator GOES HARD#but the symbolism guys... the symbolism...#solas#lavellan
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Ok guys, before barty and reg got together, I think regulus would TOTALLY do those weird manifesting spells. Like not to make barty love him, but just for barty to make a move or something. Like the kind where you sit in front of a mirror with candles and write things on paper that you burn with different herbs and flowers and chant stuff. Like he'd be sitting there crossed legged on the ground saying "please knock sense into him universe🙏"
#i just think hes a freak like that#very weird#pandora wouldve taught him how to do this cause shes sick of him ranting to her😔#and jt would work(maybe becauss of the spell#maybe not)#bartylus#regulus black#barty crouch jr#starkiller#barty crouch junior#marauders
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