#she opened her mouth and i was like 'that girl is a lesbian' lmao

[chaostheori]

nora being not-so-subtly gay in lost records: bloom & rage, tape 1

[mirensiart]

I love your pain sharing AU as much as the next guy (it's a lot, I love it a lot), but do you have any other projects you're working on you want an excuse to talk about? Doesn't even have to be Zelda

aah you’re so sweet 🥹💖 I do have a few original characters that I need to draw more of…..I’m gonna use your ask as a way to show them off a little bit hehe

I haven’t done a lot of world building, but the main characters are a knight named lady ira, an apothecary lady named flora (they’re in lesbians with each other), the bastard prince of the kingdom named ancel and once thief and outlaw but now reformed boy named lowen

✨ THE PLOT ✨

ancel is the youngest prince of the kingdom and also a bastard, the only reason why the king keeps him around is because ancel is the only one of the royal kids who’s adept at magic! this means the royal kids, the queen’s children, really despise him and constantly try to get rid of him (kidnapping/assassins)

Thanks to this, he is often assigned a body guard (babysitter) as a way to protect him of his half siblings and also cause ancel is a menace when it comes to magic and can’t really control it very well, so the guard is also to protect the general public from him lmao

Lady Ira used to be a high ranking knight until she fucked up and was demoted and assigned as ancel’s bodyguard, which she resents as first since she feels her talents are being wasted looking after the king’s bastard

She gets attached cause obviously lmao imagine the “old grumpy man gets attached and adopts a little girl” trope but it’s a lesbian and a little boy lmao

Lady Ira eventually meets Flora thanks to shenanigans involving ancel being poisoned, flora being an apothecary is able to save the boy’s life

Lady ira notices that flora has an X scar on her mouth, turns out flora is cursed! The scar prevents her from speaking, if she speaks the X scar opens up as a wound causing her unbearable pain, it closes back when she keeps silent (clearly someone didn’t want her to speak hehe)

Lady ira offers to help her find a cure for her curse as a way to thank her for saving ancel

So flora + lady ira go on a journey to find someone who can counter the curse, lady ira leaves ancel under the care of one of her trusted knight besties, but the kid is like chaos incarnate and escapes to join up with them since he also wants to help flora out

Lowen gets dragged into all of this, since like, he used to be a thief and a wanted man until lady ira pleaded for him and got him a job in the royal stables, lowen feels indebted to her and also thanks to this job, he found a best friend in ancel

Those two are like, the most chaotic duo ever since lowen enables ancel’s weird antics lmao anyway, ancel grabs his bestie to join in the ✨adventure✨and lowen agrees cause if it means helping lady ira he’s in

So yeah, it’s basically two lesbians and their weird chaotic kids find out flora’s curse is important and pivotal to a conspiracy going on in the kingdom

I do like the doomed yuri trope, so yeah it’s doomed yuri lol ANYWAY have art of the sad lesbians

and here they’re happy but not for long…!

[prettyboysdontlookatexplosions]

medialog july 2k24

watched

the seven samurai - classic that holds up IMO!! like lawrence of arabia, one where you can see why basically every person to make a movie since cites it as a formative influence. lots of really beautiful shots but what really stood out to me was how human it felt - small scale but not in a way that means "minor," in a way that emphasizes that even the smallest of scales is everything to the people living it. every character feels so real and carries such a sense of a life lived, thanks to both the writing and the absolutely wonderful performances. it feels so empathetic and compassionate and warm even though it's ultimately a war movie - one of those movies where you get the sense a fundamental love for humanity is one of the animating creative impulses. also toshiro mifune, one of the hottest people ever to live, spends the back half of this movie, to quote nick, dressed like hercules with his ass hanging out and it's incredible.

tank girl - every single Look and Aesthetic in this movie is an absolute 100/10 and lori petty is a foul-mouthed delight, but wow was I not prepared for how much of this movie is about the discovery of a secret underground society of kangaroo people

read

megan whalen turner, the thief - a pair of friends of mine basically shoved this into my hands when i was at their apartment with the promise of great craft & an ending that goes crazy. the first in the series of six, this one is more or less a sturdy and fairly straightforward middle-grade adventure story, and while it was at times a little heavy on descriptions of the characters making their way across various types of terrain, overall my interest was sustained by a few things: a clean, deliberate writing style that washed me in nostalgia for the middle-grade classics of my own youth (which this could have been - it came out in 1996 - but somehow i never came across it); a setting deliberately out of any real historical time but clearly influenced in Vibes by (among other places) ancient greece, which contributed to the nostalgia; glimpses of a convincingly rendered mythology (and the fascinating choice, which continues throughout the series, to render the characters' occasional glimpses of the actual divine as more unsettling than anything else); and a wonderfully compelling set of characters, above all gen, the book's narrator and the series' central character (although not most of the books'), who as i said a while ago is a classic blend of clever, brave, and incredibly annoying to everyone he meets.

monique wittig, the straight mind - collection of essays by a french lesbian feminist/theorist i first heard of, to be very honest, because adele haenel was one of the panelists at an event at the local french bookstore and i wanted to see her in person, lmao. the first essay in the collection opens with a call to abolish the concept of sex, which is one of those claims i'm not sure i actually endorse or even fully understand but find really invigorating to read, all of which more or less applies to my experience of the collection as a whole (including the part where i was not sure i was always following it). i did particularly appreciate her interest as a writer (she was a novelist as well as a theorist) in language and the role it plays in upholding gender/the work of imagining a way to play a role in dismantling it. and i found her general rejection of "the myth of woman" quite bracing.

rick emerson, unmask alice: LSD, satanic panic, and the imposter behind the world's most notorious diaries - i heard about this book on an episode of you're wrong about before i stopped listening and it was in fact an incredibly entertaining and fascinating bit of light nonfiction about a truly bonkers episode in american publishing history. go ask alice is the obvious draw here, but a large chunk of the book is devoted to "editor" and professional liar beatrice sparks's follow-up, jay's journal, which emerson reveals to have, in fact, started as the actual diary of a suicidal teenager whose family entrusted it to her in the hopes that their dead son's pain might somehow be able to help other families prevent similarly tragic outcomes... only to have sparks expand his few dozen entries into a story of the absolute most insane satanic panic ground zero nonsense (this book predates michelle remembers!), but somehow leave in enough identifying details that everyone in the family's small mormon town knew exactly who it was about. truly truly monstrous and if emerson sometimes veers a little close painting sparks as a cartoon villain, it's honestly hard to blame him given how much time he spent contemplating this unbelievably heinous act.

courtney summers, i'm the girl - the simplest way to describe this book is to paraphrase the author in some interview i can't remember as a story about a girl who confuses beauty for power because that's what the world has told her is true; it's emotionally rough but highly readable, and as always i just so admire summers' lack of interest in morality tales or lessons learned, her keen understanding that having a sixteen-year-old being groomed come suddenly and fully into a perfect feminist analysis of what's happened to her would make the book more palatable to some but ultimately be a betrayal of the character she'd created. summers has alluded in her newsletter to this book, loosely based on research about the epstein/maxwell case & the testimony of their victims, closing the chapter on the first arc of her career as a writer - eight thorny, painful novels about interior lives of teenage girls struggling with themselves and the world they live in - and it feels like a fitting capstone, one that both calls on the skills she's developed over the years and feels like it digs even more deeply than the project into an area of interest that feels fitting for an author who started writing YA in her early 20s and is now in her late 30s, namely, how to write a book that makes space for real empathy with a young person naive enough - some might say, and indeed some have said, stupid enough - to be well and truly taken in? (and i think one of the smartest things the book does is foreground early on how badly its protagonist doesn't want to be thought of as stupid, which is part of what makes her vulnerable and part of what makes processing the reality of what's happening to her so difficult.) also, despite the fact that romance has never been a huge or simple part of summers's novels, she's always had a knack for crafting a YA dreamboat love interest, and as someone who it turns out was figuring out her sexuality in her 30s around the same time summers was - it was great to see her do it again but this time with a girl :)

ted chiang, exhalation - my friend recommended me this because i was looking to read more sci-fi short stories but running into my perennial problem with sci-fi which is that frequently the writing is bad. ted chiang is pretty good! i liked how much he clearly conceives of or intuits that form & story are one and the same - almost all the stories in this collection take the form of a document that has some in-world reason to exist, which keeps the style feeling fresh and which he often uses to merge character work & sci-fi concepts in a cool way (as in a story with the fascinating premise that creationism is real but earth is not god's favored planet). it was unfortunate that the longest story in the collection was by far my least favorite, being both the most subject to sci-fi bland prose disease and focused on a concept it is impossible for me to muster interest in (the ethics of digital sentience... they're pictures on a screen...). the last story, the only other one written in the third person, suffered a little stylistically as well, but made up for it with an INSANELY good premise, which is that it's a multiverse story focused on a variety of psychological challenges people might have in response to learning for sure parallel universes are real - there's a support group for people addicted to checking in on their parallel selves! that's the most awesome multiverse concept i have ever come across.

evelline adams, astrology for everyone - astrology got less fun when the ratio started shifting of people viewing it as A Fun Pretend Thing to people taking it very seriously, but i do retain the same aesthetic appreciation for the particular kitsch of vintage astrology writing that i did when i borrowed this from my friend several years ago.

patrick radden keefe, rogues: true stories of grifters, killers, rebels and crooks - a collection of 12 of keefe's new yorker #longreads that i read because (a) i liked empire of pain, his book on the sackler family, a lot (b) i'm trying to get back into my library ebook habit to keep me away from Scrolling and hopefully learn some things and substantive-but-still-easy-to-read journalistic nonfiction is my favorite genre for this purpose because i don't feel i lose anything by reading it in 5 minute snatches while waiting for the train, and (c) his other books had all the licenses checked out. anyway this gave me what i wanted! i think my favorite was the one about wine fraud just because i think wine fraud is funny because anyone shelling out crazy money on wine deserves to be scammed so it's basically a victimless crime. the book closes with his profile of anthony bourdain, which is a really lovely read although incredibly sad in retrospect because bourdain comes across as so full of life and would die the year after it was published.

megan whalen turner, the queen of attolia - book two in the series, and everything is growing up a bit, as we shift from an adventure story to a war story, from gen's narration to an expertly deployed omniscient/shifting third, and from an irrepressible protagonist to one Truly Going Through It. this book kicks off strong by opening with a set of circumstances that permanently and painfully changes gen's circumstances, and the question of how he's going to process this and move forward drives a lot of the emotional suspense of the book. it also upends our understanding of a character introduced in the first book en route to an absolutely insane romance that shouldn't work but in its quasi-mythical context absolutely does. i tend to prefer hard copies for fiction, but starting here and for every book after i got to the end and went straight to the library app so i could keep going.

megan whalen turner, the king of attolia - THIS BOOK SLAPS SO HARD IT'S UNBELIEVABLE!!!! at first you're like, WHY is the narration primarily focused on some random no-name member of the royal guard we have never met before? but then you realize it's so that the entire book can be propelled by the dramatic irony wherein we, readers of the series, know gen well at this point and also know exactly how and why things went down the way they did at the end of the last book, but almost no one else does and (partly because of the ways he is annoying) many assumptions are being made... so a lot of the "suspense" in this book comes from, like, when is this new guy's understanding of gen going to start aligning with ours? it's soooo cool and something i don't remember reading in a series before (although i don't read a ton of series), and this book is, like, relentlessly entertaining on its way to its insanely satisfying conclusion, and also contains two of the most romantic paragraphs i have read in my LIFE despite the fact that the couple they center on barely appears together in the book.

megan whalen turner, conspiracy of kings - we catch up with a character from the first book who's been having a rough go of it and now needs to toughen up a bit in response to his circumstances. i think as a novel this is maybe the weakest of the set but as a character i love my sweet baby sophos so much i would have read 500 more pages. also contains one of the DUDES ROCK scenes of all time.

megan whalen turner, thick as thieves - this one picks up with a minor character from book two that i was happy to see again, because he really punched above his weight in terms of interest. it kind of combines the adventure-story of the first book with the dramatic irony as suspense of the third, and both the narrator and the central dynamic between the two main characters are delightful. this book has the least gen of all the books and i did miss him but it was funny how intensely his whole Deal hung over the circumstances regardless, and also despite the fact that the ending of literally all of these books so far has involved the reveal of some five-dimensional chess magic trick, so to speak, and thus i knew logically it was coming, i once again found myself so swept up that i was fully :O when it all went down.

megan whalen turner, return of the thief - an incredibly satisfying ending to the series, even if it left me sad that it was over! as was often the case with these books, it was, like, so satisfying that part of me almost felt like it should feel like cheating... but it didn't and i was just so happy to be there rooting for all my close personal friends. also the narrator of this one is a new character who is both physically disabled and nonverbal, and a) i thought that was generally pretty cool and the way the text engaged with people underestimating him was interesting and b) the descriptions of him as a kid being fascinated by triangles & numerical patterns was THEE most endearing thing i have read in my life.

listened

willow, empathogen - i don't know why willow decided to put out the best tori amos record since scarlet's walk? but i'm glad she did, because this album rocks! (and, like, seriously, if you're a tori person, you owe it to yourself to check this out - the influence is strong and undeniable, IMO, and on its own merits the album sounds gorgeous and takes you on a rich and textured sonic journey, even if you do maybe get the sense that being the very rich daughter of two incredibly famous millionaires in the entertainment industry is an impediment towards having all that much to say as a lyricist.)

other

anna di resburgo - my friend had an extra ticket to a short-lived production of this, the only surviving bel canto opera by a woman (recently assembled for performance from its discovery in some archive). it was only her second aria and as per the program notes kind of flopped, possibly partly due to its thematic similarity with another opera first produced around the same time by donizetti, by then an acknowledged master of the form while di resburgo was a novice (she had previously composed one opera, which has since been lost, and none after, although iirc she did some other composition) (also disclaimer that i know very little about opera, like just barely enough for all that to kind of make sense to me lol). anyway the work is uneven and (as my friend pointed out) oftentimes the music, while pretty and sometimes interesting, is at odds tonally with the plot - the plot is in theory quite dramatic with life-or-death stakes but for much of the runtime the music feels more suited to a farce - and the libretto is... not a piece of well constructed drama overall or scene to scene or line by line (there are some, like, accidentally comical exposition dumps along the lines of "father, do you remember that mysterious orphan that showed up on our doorstep all those years ago?"). but it was not without its highlights, and we agreed that as a second outing it showed promise we wish the composer had received support for the way men with similarly Just Alright second operas did.

inwood shorts - we went with some friends (actually the same friend as above) to see some shorts by local filmmakers at a place in inwood with an incredible view of the river featuring on that day an unbelievably gorgeous sunset and while nothing really wowed me a nice time was had by all & there was a big laugh in the crowd when the guy in a short giving a little "tour of my neighborhood" schtick said "for a while i lived in this place upstate called yonkers." :)

[mctwinkdom]

Would you write Landoscar rule 63 where only one is a girl? What would that verse look like for you if you did?!

As you may know, I'm currently writing landoscar rule 63 where they're both girls. But only one of them being a girl? Hm... I won't say never, because if I get the motivation for it, why not! but it's not planned as I've never written a heterosexual relationship before lmao

I still have a very clear idea about them as girls so here's my essay about both verses :

With girl!Lando:

I really, really want to explore the idea of a masculine girl Lando, with short curly hair and a idgaf attitude. She dresses masc and baggy on normal days, especially on the paddock, but she wears tight leggings and shorts when she works out and can body a dress at social events like she's a full time model.

She's the same height (because I don't see the point in making girl versions smaller... 1m75 is not unrealistic for a girl) and has the same musculature as irl boy Lando, only with a smaller waist (if that's possible) and small tits, which means she can't be bothered with bras and she gets harshly criticized by the media when her nipples are visible through her fireproofs or her team polos but she doesn't careeee, she loves pissing the media and the macho fans off. Oscar feels Hella guilty about stealing way too many looks at her chest and the way her hips sways when she walks. Girl!Lando is quite the revelation for him since he has to admit being very much attracted to muscles on girls. He's also wrestling with the fact all his instincts wants to protect girl!Lando, to defend her, to shield her from any negative comment, but he feels silly and sexist for it because he knows she's strong enough to stand on her own, she has been standing proud and brave for years now, way before he was even in F1, and she certainly doesn't need his protection or help.

Except she does, but not in the way he expected. With Carlos and Daniel, she always made sure to be as loud as them, as bright as them, so she wasn't made to be small and helpless next to them. But with Oscar, she learns to let her guard down, she lets herself be quiet and soft. She lets him do things for her, even as small as opening snacks or water bottles, not because she can't, but because she knows Oscar doesn't see it as a sign of weakness but of trust.

She's very flirty in nature and she relishes in the way Oscar gets flustered by it. She loves how level-headed and composed Oscar is, how smart he is despite being a pure idiot sometimes when he fails to see the first clues she's clearly interested in him, and she loves how she can make him laugh so easily. Oscar loves how lively and adventurous Lando is, how quick and witty her answers are, how silly and utterly stupid she can be sometimes.

It's a long relationship of mutual respect and admiration turning into fondness and trust before they can develop feelings for each other. Girl!Lando waits for him to take the first step but Oscar can be fcking dense sometimes and he fears to make her uncomfortable so she eventually has to pin him to the wall and kiss him square on the mouth to put a end to this cat and mouse game they have going on, and it all clicks into place from there, Lando fitting perfectly into Oscar's big arms and against his broad chest. Girl!Lando both consciously and unconsciously wants to challenge gender norms in her everyday life but she has to face it... she loves being the little spoon. And she whines about Oscar having a better ass than her.

She's also a raging bisexual, and she hates that the media speculates on her sexuality and sometimes goes as far as assuming she's a lesbian only because of her short hair and because she's an agressive driver. She had one girlfriend before, very private relationship because she doesn't feel like being out. Not before she accomplishes what she wants in her career. She comes out to Oscar, though, before they get together and it's a big deal for her because, among the drivers, only Max and Carlos know about it, and Oscar is so happy she trusts him enough to tell him.

NSFW // she's a lot more vanilla that Oscar was expecting for some reason. Very high sex drive though. She doesn't give blowjobs, arguing she's too much of a fussy eater to take a whole dick in her mouth. Oscar is fine with it because she gives the best handjobs known to man and because she rides him like a pro. He loves how confident she is in her body, how she wears Victoria Secret lingerie beneath her baggy masculine clothes, and how she gets all soft and whiny and clingy when Oscar pushes into her. She doens't like it rough and Oscar is a gentle lover so they work perfectly together <3

With girl!Oscar: girly Oscar is... basically the same bloke as irl boy Oscar if we're being honest lmao. She has long wavy hair, falling below her shoulders, but she can't be bothered with combing it, barely making the effort to tie it into a low lazy ponytail before putting on her racing gear. She then has the audacity to complain about her hair getting tangled. She's tall for a girl and is a bit insecure about it. She secretly loves when female fans call her "mommy" on social media because of her thick thighs and big breasts. She fcking hates it when male fans do it. Except one. Well he's not really a fan. He's her overly excited puppy temmate. He doesn't call her mommy of course but Oscar is not stupid, she can see him glancing at her boobs and her ass when she's wearing shorts, which is often. Lando doesn't quite feel guilty about it because he convinced himself he's not being a pervert if he doesn't look more than 10 seconds at a time.

Girl!Oscar is obviously very strong, she has the same dry humor and laid back attitude as irl Oscar, she's very calm and rarely complains on the radio. She fcking hates when male fans compliment her composed personality because she knows they would find a way to be sexist if she was only 10 % more expressive and they only like her because she's naturally reserved and doesn't complain and that's what they want if a woman is in F1: for her to be quiet. And she fcking hates it, she hates it so much, but it's her personality and she won't change it to prove a point, so instead she does what she does best: she interacts with other drivers in a joking manner, she throws subtle shots at other teams (one in particular), she makes her quietness a strenght in the way she doesn't get shaken by anything happening on and off the track, proving everyone how strong and unflappable she is, more mature than a lot of older more experienced drivers. Lando admires her a lot for it.

At first, he saw Oscar as a weird specimen. He didn't meet a lot of strong girls before, and he got a bit grumpy when he realized she's a bit taller than him (that will change quickly). The thing is... he tragically doesn't know how to act around Oscar. He's used to date models, skinny girls with great hair and nice clothes. Oscar... Oscar doesn't really take care of her appareance: she dresses practical instead of flattering, she doesn't wear makeup, doesn't style her hair, she's the most natural girl Lando has ever met and he's going slightly Feral about it. The way he's attracted to Oscar is so primal and strong and blinding it scares him a bit sometimes.

Oscar herself is very embarrassed about her own crush on Lando. She's been crushing on him for years, since they were teens. She's so infatued with Lando she laughs at everything he says and then gets embarrassed when she watches the clips on twitter and fans teases her about her "heart eyes" and "zendaya laugh". She does kick her feet when she sees interviews where Lando publicly praises her, and she still blushes on camera when Lando calls her "Osc" or "Osco". She feels like a basic bitch when he sports the fuckboy look and she likes it a bit too much. The problem is, she's not as unbothered as people believe when she's alone and safe, and she has a lot more insecurities that she leads on, so she sadly doesn't think Lando would ever be interested in her, considering his dating history. So she locks her feelings away and simply tries to be a good teammate and a good driver and maybe a good friend. She's not stupid enough to ignore Lando's eyes on her, of course, but she assumes it's normal, just a boy looking at boobs because that's what boys do. However she is stupid enough to not realize how Lando treats her incredibly gently, how he softens his voice when he talks to her, how he trusts her entirely and really cares about her opinions and wants to spend more time with her and get to know her.

It's a classic case of "she fell first but he fell harder". Even if it's only physical attraction at first, Lando quickly gets enamored because she's so smart and gentle and confident in her own skills and that's super hot. She makes him feel calmer, more relaxed, and he wants to keep her close all his life.

Cliche straight relationship from here: Lando asks her out, not really saying it's a date but it totally is and he wears a fcking suit to drive her to an expensive restaurant, and Oscar wants to die from embarrassment because she completely misunderstood the situation and she's wearing fcking jeans and sneakers, so Lando pours some wine on his white shirt: that way they both look ridiculous and out of place and they laugh about it so much together and they sloppily make out in Lando's car afterwards like a couple of horny teenagers and they live happily ever after yada yada yada.

NSFW // they're more kinky than girl!lando and boy!oscar for some reason. Girl!Oscar is not necessarily insecure about her body but she's not confident about it either, so she really feels the heat when Lando spends hours worshipping her body from top to bottom, and praises her constantly about how pretty and cute and hot she is. He's very much obsessed with her boobs, always find a way to stick his face in between, he also loves eating her out even when Oscar is shy about it at first and it takes him a few weeks to convince Oscar to sit on his face. He almost dies from happiness there (and suffocation but he doesn't tell Oscar not to freak her out so she continues to ride his tongue more and more confindently). When he asks her if he can f*ck her in the ass, she thinks she's so smart for replying "only if I can f*ck you in the ass, too", but the problem is: Lando is like "yeah why not" and poor Osc didn't plan for this so she gets incredibly shy again and it takes them months to get there. It's a lot of experimenting and kinks exploration with those two, and they have a lot of fun with it! They don't like everything but that's okay, because they're grossly in love and always find a way to make each other feel good.

I love my girls man......... Like I said, it's unlikely I wrote any of it but! girl!Lando and girl!Oscar are eating each other's pussy as we speak, so. Yeah.

[imaginespazzi]

NIVI?? UPDATE!??

So here's my review

“you and Miss Buecks- you were just- you were just like Anya’s Mama and Mommy?”

“Yeah,” Azzi whispers, as she grasps the little girl’s hands in her own, bracing herself for whatever Stephie might say next, “yeah I guess we were.”

yeah fucking kill me now!!!

“is that I don’t need a speech. I don’t need hundreds of words. I just need three. I love you"

yeah twist the fucking knoife i like that

she forces out the next words, “I don’t want to be known as just your wife.”

my babbyyyy

“because right now- right now sometimes it feels like all I am is just Paige Bueckers’ best friend. It doesn't matter how many points I score or how many defensive moves I make on the court or whatever else I do on the court, somehow it all leads back to you. And it makes me feel-,” she chokes on the next words, the acidity of them leaving a bitter taste in her mouth, “I feel invisible.”

let me find that interviewer punch the sjit out off them

“I can’t keep hiding forever Azzi. All I’ve done is love you in secret. I can’t- I don’t- I won’t do that forever.”

my babiesss

There’s a second of silence as her words linger in the air and Azzi feels Stephie’s hand slip away from her own and the little girl almost stumbles over her own feet as she races towards Paige, the older woman’s arms immediately opening to catch her and as she kneels down to pull Stephie into her her chest.

they are so dramatic i love ittttt

“Because nobody’s going to New York, Stephie-bean,”

yeahhhhhh FINALLY BLONDIE MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE

“It’s been two weeks, six days, five hours and around fourteen minutes,” Paige shrugs, a hint of a smile playing on her face,

YEAH whatever blodie so sappy buttt im here for it

“I already told you. I trust you,” Paige says simply, “I believe in us Az and I really hope you still believe in us too.”

i really love dumb lesbians inlove

“So, Mama loves Miss Buecks and Miss Buecks loves Mama. What about Stephie?”

come here stephie imma give ypu all the love you deserve

Because now she finally has everything.

Paige, Stephie, and the promise of a world the three of them can build together, it’s everything.

well masterpiece i said what i said 🖐️🧑 🖐️

-🥸

You sound so shocked I updated lmao (so real me too actually)

Oh dear bestie stay alive!

Them reporters really enemy #1 like if we're being honest, this is all their fault

Death, taxes and Stephie and Paige having a dramatic reunion thought this one was maybe more warranted

Dumb lesbians in love is the most accurate phrase for them ever actually

Kith kith lovely, so glad you like it <3

[wereoz]

YAY when i saw u tagged me my mouth literally dropped open THANKS @belleandsaintsebastian

last song: dancing barefoot!! was so obsessed with that song around… 2022? and about every other time i encounter it

currently watching: twd & the mentalist!! love twd sm i love long series and how they become homey and i love thinking abt constant underlying messages which twd is RIFE with. i am watching this season quite infrequently tho just cuz i don’t enjoy it as much as the others and i have been angry ranting abt it tbh………

the mentalist is quite frankly…… bad. 😭😭 WELL actually idk…… like it has strong points and obviously something abt it hooks me cuz hello i’m on s4 but in s1 & 2 i was like thats so cliched and annoying and that’s literally just police brutality so….. but in s3 i was enjoying parts & building little fantasy worlds abt it in my head & oh my god im obsessed w teresa lisbon & i LOVED the finale because it had DRAMA!!!! but then all the drama surrounding one plot avenue is just SUCKED OUT (imo) in the beginning if s4 so??? and one plot thread was just left so like thats annoying….. and the main guy at the last few minutes of an episode was literally told. i’ve diagnosed u with aspd (well. he said ‘psycopath’ i think but then when he lightheartedly asked a coworker he used the term ‘anti social personality’ so) and its like…. a joke basically so…… thank u very cool. literally that one house autism GOTCHA moment i had flashbacks

currently reading: love and marriage by monica ali, i got it from my english teacher cuz she brought in her favs. it was funny cuz last minute she was like oh no i forgot!!!! theres a lot of sex!!!!ask if u have questions i’m ur pshe teacher!!! very earnest & giggly shes great. i like it so far and the style of writing, im VERY interested in where its going, so glad i’ve found a book i enjoy sm

‘how far we’ve come’, for a competition…… ough i need to pick that up again before time runs out.

fever wake, very interesting to read, especially cuz i always read it before bed , all hazy and tired lmao

lesbians guide to catholic school, just for the mandatory 10 mins reading at my school in english. don’t really like the writing style, but i find the main character, yamilet’s, unique relationship w her family SO interesting. being the second favourite just bc shes a girl, how she reconciles her love for her brother with how frustrating that is, homophobia from beloved family members, and her dad being deported all interest me a lot

current favourites: …..always hot chocolate & whipped cream, my binder!!!!! oat biscuits, pasta, painting in acrylics & just working in my gcse sketchbook in general, collaging, imagining scenarios & fic scenes in my head especially w music, listening to music to and from school, when i make people laugh, that i’ve become more social and less afraid to talk to people,

no pressure tags <3 : @gayfilmbro @preordainedplace (again!! no pressure esp for u!! cuz ik were not mutuals but i love ur blog & art <3 and with it being so hard to find anyone posting abt one deranged movie released 13 years ago it feels like were locked in the same cage already lmao) @1985houndsoflove @thelastdaysofrocknroll @thepunkmuppet @doctorgregoryhouse @pnt03prcnt

[lowpawly]

I decided to watch Chainsaw Man and I'm in episode 9. I didnt expect to binge trough all the episodes ?? The opening and the endings animation are so good !! Also I get now why Himeno feels more morally gray than Makima even though Makima is the literal villain that can explode people. I didn't expect Denji to be 16 ?? And then Himeno vomits on his mouth and takes him to her home drunk and yeah. I felt super bad for him even though Makima did seduce him and is using him for her benefit, but she's like a lot more evil than Himeno so maybe thats it. Oh and the whole sequence of Makima using her powers was so good I was genuinely unnerved, I like that she doesnt have to be super scary in appareance except for her eyes and calm demeanor, actually i think her rather innocence look and soft voice adds to that disturbing feeling!

AHHHH THATS AWESOME i’m so glad people are watching chainsaw man based on my recommendations LOL i’m glad you’re enjoying it! god yeah himeno as a character is fascinating to me because in contrast to a character like makima who embodies this kind of deeper greater power she just feels so…real, you know what i mean? like, this woman is fucked up mentally from her job where she deals with constant death and grief and she copes through repression and substance abuse and sex and ends up not just hurting herself but the people around her. i worry this comes off bad because i completely understand people hating this aspect of her character and wishing it didn’t exist but she like…absolutely seems like the type of person to try and fuck a teen while dead drunk and not give that much of a shit in the morning lmao. it sucks cause denji being a kid just isn’t capable of understanding exactly what happened to him and can only really comprehend the more overly unpleasant parts of his time with himeno, which is like…yeah, that’s real. i would say that denji’s age is actually a really important aspect of chainsaw man because it is just another part of him that puts him further into this vulnerable position that makes him easy to manipulate and take advantage of, makima’s relationship to him being the biggest example of that but it’s something that pops up with other characters too. he’s an orphaned impoverished hungry teenager who was adopted into this world that he cant comprehend is taking complete advantage of him.

GOD makima’s scene where she kills the yakuza agents is fucking amazing and terrifying. it is the first time you really understand the extent and terror of her abilities and the lengths she is willing to go to, and that’s something that builds exponentially as the series goes on. i’m really excited for people who are just watching the anime to see how chainsaw man’s story unfolds and i’m also thrilled to see the rest of the action in the series animated. makima’s supposed innocence and gentle demeanor is something that i think is a really compelling part of her character and is essential to making her as effective as she is. there is this sense of danger and dread with her but it’s hard not to get pulled in and captivated, like a prey animal being hypnotized my a predator. honestly i think it’s cool that her eyes have that hypnotic look to them because it symbolizes the effect she has on people.

sometimes i think i can kinda give perhaps a bit of a warped perception of chainsaw man LOL because it is genuinely a really awesome series with some very morally gray characters and terrifying villains, i’m just also a lesbian who is not immune to hot girls ghfhfjghf even knowing how terrible everything that’s happening is it’s so hard not to be like GOD i wish that were me

[alice-in-hotel-land]

Oct. 15th, 2024

I was a little too high when I got to work tonight and my manager (whom I'm pretty sure thinks I'm cute and/or has a crush on me cause she lowkey acts flirty with me) was wearing a hella attractive fit with a new top that I haven't seen her wear yet & tbh she was serving hot eccentric corporate femme realness. I literally was just so focused on how good she looked & practically tuned out the work stuff she was filling me in on. All I could think was "She looks so fucking good I'm such a fucking lesbian oh my god...."

"Ok good to know," As soon as it was my turn to talk I didn't even bother addressing whatever work thing she was conveying to me and gave the blouse a quick look up, saying, "I just want to say I love that shirt btw! You look.....really nice in it." (had to pause for a second because my high ass opened my mouth to say like "you look good as hell/you look hella good" which i knew would be a little too inappropriate to say, especially considering one of the pm desk girls, May, was standing like 4 feet away from us at the other desk, and she hates Alice and is also a gossip so...) After i said that, her face immediately lit up with a beaming smile, she started saying 'thank you' and other stuff while sputtering, then she goes "I could kiss you for that!"

When I tell you it shocked me so hard and was so unexpected that my face instantly turned into the 😳 emoji, I'm not exaggerating in the slightest. I could feel my face getting flush (I turn pink really easily when I'm too warm, doing extraneous physical work, anxious, embarrassed, flustered etc. so its not like i could hide it from her.) Like exCUSE ME??? What was that, ma'am??? What to run that by me again?

I think she noticed my shock and the fact that it got quiet for like .5 seconds and she laughed loudly, backpeddeling, saying like "I'm kidding, I'm kidding!!! I'm so sorry, no seriously, I'm just joking. You're face was so funny though haha 😅" I'm just standing there shocked and trying to recover from that curveball, but in hindsight like.....it's ok girly, if you're gonna say it then say it with your chest. Like I'm sorry, what was that? I don't think I heard you very well. You're gonna have to speak up, don't be shy lmao. When she started apologizing I actually opened my mouth to say "It's ok even if you weren't joking haha," but I clamped my mouth shut because, again, gossipy coworker just feet away from us and I'm not trying to get Alice or myself in trouble. Needless to say that's what it took for me to finally be aware that like, oh shit maybe she actually has been flirting with me for months??

[p0is0nvalz]

Just sum stranger things stuff i thought of :) (each are separate)

(Chrissy is 18) •It was your birthday and your secret girlfriend, chrissy cunningham had special plans for you. your other friends, however, decided they wanted to throw a suprise party for you. In your house. “chrissy.. i want.. you..” you spoke between rough kisses and struggling to open your front door between heated kisses. Finally, the second you unlocked the door, you pinned her up against the wall “i get to top this time, yeah?” “Yeah baby, the little birthday girl gets to destroy me tonight”

“Supri..se?” You both whipped your heads to see Eddie, Steve, Dustin, and Mike with their eyes popped out, their mouths dragging on the floor, Lucas passed out, Johnathan and nancy looking at a bug on the ceiling like it just painted the mona lisa, will trying to set up a dnd campaign, using forks and spoons as characters, Robin biting her fist and beet red, and max and el blinking at you both “aww thanks guys bye!! Shoo!” You quickly pushed them out of your house

“well.. atleast we have cake now?” Chrissy giggled “atleast i get to put on on your body and lick it off you” you purred in her ear.

2. (Modern!au) •you, Robin, Eddie, Steve and Nancy were playing games

“any last words, edward joseph munson?” “Yeah. MOMMY-“ he screeched just as he was getting killed, leaving you and the others dying of laughter “mommy!?” Steve wheezed and slammed his head down on his keyboard.

As he respawned, you came closer to his character “thats ma’am to you, naughty boy” you made a ‘tsk’ sound as he choked on his water “i um.. ive gotta *cough* go..” Eddie sounded very flustered through his mic, only sending everyones giggles further “what did you say to him, y/n!?” “Why me?!” There was a sudden knocking on your door, causing you to get up and look through the window. It was Eddie. “Bitch Eddies here. I gotta go” you left before anyone could protest

‘suck his dick extra hard for me y/n❤️!!’ Steve texted you, but you were too busy to check. (Get it lmao ahaha) (why am i so childish)

3. •steve walks in on you searching up lesbians wooo

“y/n?” Steve entered the room un announced, leaving you to quickly close the tab you were looking at and turn around, trying to act cool “yep?” “Oh my god!” Steve ran out of the room

“steve dont tell anyone i sweartogod ill kill everyone you love” “im not gonna tell anyone! I just..mayknowagirlwhosinterestedinyou” “well IM not interested, i already know someone whos caught my eye” you crossed your arms and puffed out your chest “oh yeah, who?” Steve asked with a raised eyebrow.

“….ᴿᵒᵇᶦⁿ…..” Steve squealed and threw his arms around “ugh im litterally cupid. Im gonna call her right now and you’ll awnser.” He typed in robins number, much to your protests “Buckley residence, Robin speaking” “hi….” “Oh! Y/n h-hi, hey, whats up?” You giggled at her nervousness “uh.. so.. do you wanna hang out with me? As a date..?” You silently banged your head on the wall, thinking of 20 different ways that couldve been way smoother.

after a long hard 30 seconds she responded “y-yeah! Sure.. um ill pick you up at around 8:00?” “Sure” you agreed with a smile and hung up, squealing.

you and steve joint hands and started dancing around the room “sooo.. are we gonna talk about you searching up lesbians..?” “No.”

[everlarkism]

Liquid Courage

also published on Ao3 - click here!

it’s pride month + ironically, being a lesbian - im always writing everlark LMAO. here’s some modern, soft joniss for you all. <3

Summary: Johanna has feelings for Katniss, and has no idea how to admit it. After a few beers, she ends up at Katniss’ doorstep and confesses.

When Katniss heard a knock on the door, she would’ve expected it to be a delivery guy… Except tonight, she didn’t order pizza - or anything - for that matter. It couldn’t be her sister, Prim, she usually texts or calls before coming over.

Part of her didn’t want to answer the door, Katniss was too involved with some reality tv show she stumbled upon while channel surfing. It was also ten at night. Her peace was being disturbed. Katniss was curled up in a blanket in a pair of sweatpants and a tank top, her hair in its usual braid. The other part didn’t want to seem like a complete asshole. What if it was someone she knew? She sighed as she put the remote down.

Next thing you know, she’s opening the door and it’s a very familiar face: Johanna Mason, her best friend. But the woman in front of her doesn’t have a smirk on her face, there’s no smartass comment made. Instead, she’s wasted and looks like she has been through hell and back. She doesn’t even bother to open her mouth to say hello.

“Jo?” Katniss exclaimed, looking her up and down. Her eyes darted past the girl and looked at the street. There were no signs of a taxi, or her vehicle,”How did you get here? Are you okay?”

“I'm fine, I walked.” Johanna’s voice slurred.

Katniss furrowed her brows. How long has she been wandering the streets? What the hell was she thinking!

She could’ve called me.

“Walked?” She repeats.

Johanna rolled her eyes as she leaned against the doorframe,“Yeah, you heard that right, brainless.”

At least she still has her sense of humor.

Katniss shook her head and crossed her arms over her chest,“How many drinks have you had?”

“One.” Johanna shrugged. She was a horrible liar when she was under the influence.

“Yeah, one too many. Let’s get you inside.”

She wasn’t letting her best friend roam the streets and try to find her way back home. Katniss could drop her off or let her stay the night. She grabbed Johanna’s arm and tugs her inside before closing the front door. She still had a grip on her arm, leading the intoxicated woman to the couch and demanding her to sit down.

“I’ll get you some water, please stay put.” Katniss says before walking towards the kitchen.

Johanna sighed and leaned back into the cushion, running her fingers through her hair. She looked around the living room and couldn’t help but to chuckle at what was on the television.

“You’re watching this stupid stuff?” She raised her voice so Katniss could hear,”Since when does my Katniss watch reality bullshit.”

Katniss enters the room with a glass of water,”Since now.” She shrugs and hands it over to Jo then sits beside her.

Johanna shook her head, as if she was silently judging, and then drank some of the water. Katniss stays quiet, just watching her. She has been drunk with her best friend before, but her coming out of nowhere and ending up at her door drunk, was different. Katniss knew the girl drank alone when she was upset… Was something bothering her? In a matter of seconds, Katniss was very worried and fumbling with her hands. She looks at her lap and stops messing with her fingers, it was always a nervous habit of hers. She lifts her gaze to focus on Johanna now, clearing her throat before she speaks up.

“Is everything alright?” She asked, her voice laced with concern.

Johanna was okay, but something was eating at her and she felt as if she was going to explode. It was driving her insane. What was this thing bugging her, you might ask? She has a crush on Katniss Everdeen, but doesn’t want to fuck anything up between them. She doesn’t want to make it awkward. They’ve always been there for each other and hanging out every second they could. Jo never expected herself to fall for the girl, though! Crushes - or dating - wasn’t her thing. Stupid, meaningless hookups were… But Katniss? That woman pulled at her heartstrings, she had the bitchy, pain in the ass, Johanna Mason, wrapped around her finger.

Johanna takes another sip from the glass, glancing over to Katniss. She couldn’t make complete eye contact with her, not yet. “I- Uh.. Kind of?” She leans forward to place the cup down onto the coffee table.

“You can tell me anything, you know.” Katniss replies, her hand even reaching out to rest on Johanna’s.

She couldn’t take it anymore, she can’t hold in these feelings forever! God, this was going to be a shitshow.

Johanna finally turns her head and locks eyes with the girl in front of her. “You… You want me to be honest?”

Katniss nods in response.

She takes a deep breath and exhales heavily before spilling out this little secret of hers… Here goes nothing.

“Katniss, I-I don’t know where to begin.” She admits with a small laugh,”You just mean tons to me, okay? Like, a lot. I appreciate you and everything you do for me… Even if I’m an asshole most of the time!”

Katniss giggled, interrupting her sentence for a moment,”It’s okay, I can be too.” She mumbled, before letting Johanna continue.

“But this isn’t about me… Well kinda- but-“ Johanna huffed. Being drunk and trying to confess her love wasn’t the best idea, but the alcohol gave her a boost of confidence. It just wasn’t helpful for the confessing portion, because now she was scrambling her words. She took a second to recollect her thoughts before talking again. Thankfully, Katniss was patient.

“Katniss, we’ve known each other for so long and you’re so amazing… Listen, I don’t want to, like, mess anything up- Okay? So don't feel all weirded out.” Johanna decided to take both of Katniss’ hands into hers now, intertwining their fingers. “I wanted to say that…. That I like you.” She whispers, refusing to look at Katniss and keeping her gaze on their hands. Deep down, she didn’t want to see her expression and instantly know she was being rejected without a word being said.

There’s a few seconds of silence, which makes Johanna hesitant to look up or even speak at all. She began to overthink… Yeah, she fucked up big time.

“Johanna, look at me.”

Or so she thought.

Slowly, she lifts her head and sees a smiling Katniss staring right back at her, which makes her crack a smile too.

“I like you too. I have for a while now.” Katniss admits.

Johanna furrowed her eyebrows,“Wait, really?”

Katniss nods,”I haven’t had the guts to tell you though.”

“Well, it’s great that I could say something! Thanks to alcohol.” She laughs, rolling her eyes.

“It is good, but next time you drink alone… Don’t be a dumbass and walk to my house.”

She scrunched her nose, remembering how she got here. Yeah, totally a stupid move. “Oh, sorry.”

“You just scared me, that's all.” She shook her head,”I don’t want anything bad to happen to you.”

“Now you’re getting all sappy on me, Kitty Kat.”

“You just were too!” Katniss exclaimed,”But come here,” she lets go of her hands and extends her arms,”We can relax and talk about this more in the morning.”

“Alright.” Johanna nods and leans into Katniss, smiling like an idiot at the embrace and eventually cuddling up to her side. She looks at the television and back to Katniss,”But for the love of God, can we watch something else?”

Her comment made Katniss laugh,”Okay, you grump.” She teases before kissing the top of Johanna’s head and scrolls through the channels.

It was perfect — the two of them cuddling underneath a blanket and watching a movie, laughter filling the room once a funny scene came on. Before you know it, Johanna and Katniss would end up passing out on the sofa together.

Tomorrow will be even better.

[taramaclaywasaterf]

Wedding update🤪

Being the only Gay at a straight wedding surely is an…experience lmao. I’ve been friends with the bride for over half our lives but her family is, for lack of a better word, ~Christian~. I was a bridesmaid and I told her I’d happily wear the dress the other bridesmaids were wearing (they were actually really pretty- a dark maroon silky gown) and she insisted I didn’t have to, so I just got the same suit the groomsmen wore, except I wore a more “feminine” (aka floral) tie that matched the bridesmaids dresses, plus maroon socks. I even let the makeup artist put a bit of mascara on me which I wasn’t happy about but hey, it’s not my wedding, it’s not about me. Although she did wanna pluck my brows and I said absolutely the fuck not lmao. I walked down the isle and I swear to god her ~Very Christian~ grandmother about keeled over.

At the reception I felt simultaneously a bit like a circus attraction and a plague- like I was to be either avoided or gawked at with no gray area. People either looked at me like 😬🫤😒 or like 😳😲😨 and nothing in between. Did I mention this wedding was in North Carolina? Yeah. I do get stares and stuff in PA/Jersey too sometimes, but never like this. The grooms family was more chill but still had that….vibe.

But, the way straight women my age who’ve never really interacted with (out) lesbians before act the moment they get like one single glass of champagne in them is crazy tho lol. Im not talking about the “spaghetti girl” bullshit or whatever, but it’s just like you can see them have that moment where they realize they don’t Have To be hyper feminine, if that makes sense? Like, I sit with my legs spread. I take up space. I talk over men who interrupt me. I took my jacket and tie off and unbuttoned a few buttons and rolled up the sleeves because it was hot in the room. I slouched and laughed loudly and didn’t care to be ~ladylike~ or whatever. And I’ll see them kinda watch me. And you can just see these women start to pick up the same traits. They’ll slouch a little bit more. They’ll kick off their heels. They’ll put their elbows on the table. They’ll laugh and smile without covering their mouths or trying to keep quiet. It’s really really cool. It reminds me of the first time I met a gender non conforming woman and realized there’s more to being a woman than just a rigid cage of femininity. And how fucking freeing that is. It’s cool to actually be that person for someone.

There was one girl who I found out was the grooms cousin, and the first words out of her mouth when she met me were “hi! What are your pronouns!” And I was just like “🙃oh!😃 I’m a woman!” Literally not meanly or bluntly or anything whatsoever, and she just went “…oh.” Like hello ?? You clearly know I’m a woman. You wouldn’t have asked if I was a man in a suit, and you wouldn’t have asked if I was a woman in a dress, so why tf are you asking me just because I’m a wearing a suit. I preferred the Christians.

Anyway. When I got back to Jersey this morning I was like “oh thank fuck I’m home” lol.

Oh!!! And!!! I didn’t drink a single thing!!! It was open bar! I even held up a glass of champagne for the toast and didn’t drink it!! I’m literally so proud of myself I can’t even put it into words. A year ago I wouldn’t have been able to do this, but I did. I fucking did it.

I got a new suit for my friend’s wedding I have coming up and in an unfortunate turn of events as I stood there in the dressing room I realized that I look just fucking like my father

[lavenderahs]

cherry scented hallways

the countess x reader [fem x fem smut]

warnings - blood play/consumption, drug use, alcohol, lesbian sex ( scissoring & head fem receiving) , mommy kink (also some nipple sucking)

y/n pov

tranquillity pours through me as the acid slowly creeps in my veins. I walk upon the golden doors of the Hotel Cortez. a plump lady with round exhales as I walk in. "come on' in" her fingers hold a pen, lightly holding it above a notebook. my feet fumble lightly as I approach the desk. "I-uh- just for a night please" my eyes fixate on the chandeliers above. "Liz! take her" she says as she lays a key on the desk. the women walks away and from the floor above I see a tall man dressed outgoing with bold teal eyeliner. arms leaning against the balcony "elevators right there" he nods in direction "just 1 floor up" my body feels as if its floating during my 20 second elevator trip. liz greeted me and led me down a burgundy toned carpeted hallway. as he struts down the hall way, his hand holding the keys with sass. a beat in door with the number 46 stamped becomes unlocked with the key provided from the old women. "here you go, if you need a drink or 2, I'm at the bar near the elevator" the door shuts just as I walk in.

I wake up in a stiff, stale bed. memory of the Cortez is blurry. I turn over in confusion to see the numbers 3:00AM ; bright against the drim room. I sit up, feeling a humid layer of my sweat under me. an eerie aura makes the air thick. "hello, sweet child" a deep yet feminine voice speaks within the shadows. I look to my left to see a tall shadow, street lights spill through the windows, showing her figure. the figure lingers toward me, her heel clicks are in sync. she appears in the dim lamp light of my room; a luxurious blonde; accentuated cheekbones, beautiful lips with a hint of red, skin clear as day. I stare dazed "maybe its a bad trip" I think to myself. "welcome to the Cortez my darling; want a drink?" I nod without thinking. she pours a cherry colored wine in a thin glass. she places it on the bedside table, and sits on the side of the bed. I grab the glass and slip the glass between my lips. the liquid isn't wine, more sweet than wine. I try my hardest to not make an odd reaction "w-what is this" she smirks "I have a trick, I can make it taste like the most luxurious beverage you'll ever had" the acid in my body allows her to perform. a thin golden dagger comes from within her purse. the blade shines against her exposed cleavage. she makes a slit, like it's been done million times before. a healthy colored blood leaks from the slit. she stares in my eyes "clean it" she smiles. my drug stained lips open as my tongue removes the blood from her breast. my entire body goes into a euphoric feelings; stronger than any hard core drug I've ever taken. grabbing the glass knowing what was in it. I swallow knowing from that moment on, I'm addicted. she smirks "come with me darling"

I follow her down the dreary halls. before I knew it we were in a magnificent bedroom. on the massive bed laid a fresh corpse. she grabs my hand, and leads me towards my craving. as I go in to devour she looks at me and shakes her head in denial. she motions me onto bed spilled with blood. she undresses herself to reveal her naked figure. she lies on the bed and spreads her legs. she pours an amount of blood into her palm, and spills it on her cunt. she smirks "lick me up babygirl" i immediately shove my head between her legs, licking at her folds, getting any blood I can. I look up to her when I clean all the blood off. "make mommy feel good and you'll get more" I obey and continue to suck her clit and lick every crevice of her beautiful pussy. my fingers find her entrance and begin drilling into her. her moans are delicate as I bring pleasure. she sits up and squeezes blood from a limb beside me onto her clit. my craving for this beautiful women's pussy and the blood she gives me is so strong. she pushes me up and gets above me. tearing my clothes off, her eyes lighten at the sight of my naked breasts. she grabs a limb and pours ounces of blood onto my vagina. I look at her confused, she positions herself on top of me "mommy needs a ride" she whispers and she begins rubbing our cunts together. the blood moving between us, spreading up our thighs as we hump each other. the feeling is euphoric. our clits rubbing perfectly together cause the beautiful goddess and I to orgasm. we moan out in relief still thrusting as we come down from the high. she props herself up and pushes me toward her breast "show me that you're mommys girl" still throbbing my mouth takes her nipple in, submitting to her, worshipping her breast. she pets me as I stare up to her as i milk her nipple. she exhales and whispers "mommy has a new little whore" I eventually drift off to sleep as my mouth is latched to her beautiful breasts.

a/n - I've never written fem x fem smut before. but it's fun lmao. hope you guys enjoy :)

taglist - @jimmason @kitty4860 @brooklinn13

[novannna]

🏳️‍🌈 with novissa? maybe one (or both lmao) coming out to each other (u can also add in🌹if u want!)

tysm for the ask!!! this is kinda a train wreck, im not really sure what happened, but here you go <333

Nova pulled her hair out of her eyes, and crossed her arms.

“One more time.”

Honey sighed. “Nova, sweetie, we’ve been over it a million times. She likes you, she likes girls, there is no way for you to screw it up.”

“Wrong! We don’t know any of that’s true! There’s a million things that could go wrong! Again.”

Honey shook her head. “Fine. What are you wearing?”

“Button up shirt with a quirky pattern,” Nova gestured at the old shirt she stole from Leroy, colorful fabric beakers decorating the gray fabric. It smelled of chemicals and smoke, complete with mysterious stains and several holes, some singed around the edges.

Honey wrinkled her nose, but didn’t remark on it. “What else?”

“High waisted baggy jeans with rolled hems, combat boots, and your heart sunglasses.” Nova pointed at each thing in turn.

“Good. One last thing.” Honey reached into her jewelry bag, and drew out a pair of dangly earrings, with knives dangling down.

Nova raised her eyebrows. “Really?”

Honey nodded sagely. “Do you want Narcissa to know your bi, or not?”

Nova scowled, and snatched them from her hand.

“Alright, Nova. Remember, ask if she listens to girl in red, Clairo and Hayley Kiyoko, and Dodie are also a safe bet. Try not to sit normally, don’t order hot coffee, only iced.” Honey’s face softened. “You can do this Nova. And, if all else fails, just say you’re bi. I believe in you.”

Nova smiled nervously, her stomach a knot of nerves. “Thanks Honey. I should go.”

Honey shoved her, perhaps a bit too roughly, towards the tunnel exit. “Go get your girl, Nova.”

---

Outside, everywhere was plastered with rainbows, and signs, and flags.

Rainbows gleamed in every shop window.

And Hugh Everhart, and Simon Westwoods stupid, perfect, superhero faces were everywhere.

Pride month was good, Nova actually enjoyed it. She and the Anarchists celebrated it every year.

But they didn’t celebrate by putting the face of the most famous gay couple in the city everywhere, and call it support.

Nova felt sick to her stomach. Though that may just be nerves from the anticipation of seeing Narcissa.

“Nova!”

Her heart skipped a bear, and her mouth was suddenly completely dry.

Narcissa was running towards her, a large tote bag slung over her shoulder, her red braid swinging around.

Nova forced her useless lips into a smile. “Hey Narcissa!”

The girl reached her, face red from exertion. “Give me.. Give me a sec,” she panted.

“Coffee!” Nova blurted out. Honey had said something about coffee, right?

“...coffee?” Narcissa echoed.

Nova flushed red. “Do you want to get coffee now?”

“Oh!” Narcissa nodded. “I’d love to.”

“Great.” Nova exhaled. She could do this. She had to do something about this stupid fucking crush. “I like coffee.”

Narcissa laughed slightly. “Yeah, me too. There’s a good cafe this way, if you want.”

Nova nodded, probably a bit too enthusiastically. “That sounds great.”

Narcissa led their way through Gatlon.

The warm blue eyes of Captain Chromium smiled down at her from every corner. Most were paired with tacky phrases, like, “Real heroes support LGBT rights” and “Be like the heroes protecting this city, and wear your true colors with PRIDE!”

Nova snorted.

“What?” Narcissa asked.

“It’s just..” Nova burst out laughing, and pointed at the most outrageous poster yet. Hugh Everhart stood in all his heroic glory, decked in a rainbow version of his iconic suit, his chest puffed out. We are HUGHe advocates for LGBT+ rights! read out, in bright rainbow letters underneath his feet. “Look at this shit! It’s ridiculous! And everywhere.” Nova struggled to contain her laughter. “Honestly, when I’m not too busy laughing at it all, it’s sickening.”

Narcissa’s eyes were bright wide. “What do you mean?” Her words were cautious, almost harsh. No more smiles, now her lips showed a hint of a frown.

“All this ‘Rainbow pride’, and sweet rot, Captain Chromium, and the Dread Warden are everywhere. Decked in complete rainbows no less.”

“Honestly Nova, I didn’t expect this from you.” Narcissa turned her head away, and stormed off.

Nova’s laughter died off. “Narcissa?” The red head ignored her. “Narcissa! Where are you going?” Nova sprinted towards her, and grabbed her wrist, forcing her to turn around.

“Let go of me Nova!” Narcissa wrenched her hand away.

“What did I do?” Nova demanded.

Narcissa scoffed. “What did I do? Please. Stop pretending you aren’t just another bigoted asshole.”

“Bigoted asshole? What the fuck are you talking about ‘Cissa?”

“You're just another homophobe. I thought you would have been better than that, but I guess not.”

Nova’s mouth fell open. “I’m not homophobic!”

“You were literally just making fun of pride.” Narcissa crossed her arms, and glared at Nova.

“Not of pride! I was laughing at how infuriating it is how companies are using our struggles and hardships to make money. How the fucking supercop gay powercouple are the only ones that ever get any publicity and support. I don’t see anyone else whose queer get acknowledged.”

“...our struggles?” Narcissa wasn’t glaring at Nova anymore.

Nova cursed. “This wasn’t how this was supposed to go?”

“How what was supposed to go?”

“I’m bi. I’m bi, and I really like you, and I didn’t know how to tell you, but, fuck, I just did, and crap im rambling, and I just-”

“Nova.” Narcissa smiled gently. “Shut up.”

Nova nodded, and shut her mouth tight.

“I’m sorry,” Narcissa mumbled. “I didn’t mean to put you on the spot. And, thinking you were homophobic. I shouldn’t have immediately thought that. It’s just… I really like you too. And I was… disappointed, I guess when I thought you were homophobic.”

Nova’s eyes widened. “You like me? You’re queer?”

“Look at me! Do I fucking look straight?” Narcissa gestured to her outfit. She wore a pair of worn overalls, and a graphic tee, an old cartoon character peeking out. Over it, she wore a paint splattered flannel. “I’m like the most stereotypical lesbian you can get!”

Nova blushed bright red. “In that case, would you want to make this a date?”

Narcissa rolled her eyes. “I suppose. But I had been planning on asking first. Just to be clear.”

“Of course you were.” Nova grinned, and slipped her hand into Narcissa’s. “I’m sure you were going to. I just did it first.”

[xxgothchatonxx]

Happy 1am! My uterus is trying to commit murder & I really want ice cream but I just brushed my teeth so I think The Kiss is the only thing sustaining me tonight.

Dolce:

* And we open withhhhhhh a drop of blood! As so many episodes do.

* OH SHIT THIS IS THE ONE WHERE HE WALKS AROUND FLORENCE LOOKING BEAT TO SHIT!!! Amazing, spectacular, dare I dykely say, sexy.

* No, the sexy part is Bedelia bathing him. Oh, to be cared for by a Milf. A lesbians dream come true.

* UGH THE SCORE IN THIS OPENING ALONE!!!!! The cracks & cranes & little ticks & drops & hums! AMAZING!!!!!!

* And our reunion on Florence!!!! With two limping old friends. One from a fight & one from *wheezing* falling off a train.

* “Will you slip away with him [Hanni]?” “Part of me will want to.” Don’t be shy, babe, you can do it.

* Why DIDNT Jack kill OH YUP GOOD ANSWER!

* Oh NOOOOOOO NOT THE END!!!! Thank you for giving me this scene, my darling. I’m so grateful.

* History repeating itself is the central theme of this damn show.

* God damn, I don’t think I blinked that entire time. OH MY GOD, THAT CLICKING RETURNS WITH THE KISS!!!!

* “But not today.” Ma’am, what if I die? It will be your fault. God. Women. 😍

* CERDO!

* Cordell is THIS close to loosing his job. Oh nvm, he’s Peking. I do love Peking duck😋

* LMAOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!! The giant glazed Hannibal.

* Oh Margot looks GOOD!

* Bedelia, what are you OH RIGHT YOU’RE GONNA GET HIGH!

* Chiyoh & Bedelia. Yummmmmmmmy

* OH I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT THIS BIRD METAPHOR!!! AMAZINGGGGGG!

* Cage him. Like that man now hanging.

* “I thought Will Graham was Hannibal’s biggest mistake…I wonder if it isn’t you.”

* I’m fine with needles, but THIS OH DID SHE HAVE TO BITE HER LIPS???

* I’M SORRY, I HAVE TO LAUGH!!!! High Bedelia with Will AND Jack?? YES, PLEASE!!!!

* Ugh, she’s so high, but So Cute.

* Oh, we love a reversal! Will doesn’t believe her like how she actually believed him!

* Lmao Jack’s impressed!🤣

* Of course Will pulls a Batman.

* Margot needs a new foundation. Or a just no foundation lips.

* “I could take parenting classes.”🤣🤣🤣

* OH HE’S BACK! Working on his art, once again.

* MUSEUM DATE WITH THE BOYFRIEND HELL YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

* LOOK AT THEIR FUCKING FACES!!!!!

* “If I saw you every day, forever, Will, I would remember this time.” “Strange seeing you here in from of me. Been staring at afterimages of you in places you haven’t been in years.” They’re so in love, your honor.

* “How is Chiyoh?” “She pushed me off a train.” “Atta girl.” SHUT UP, I LOVE HIM! Also, yes, OF COURSE I’m thinking Caro thoughts.

* “You & I have begun to blur.” & that’s what I love about this fucking show. THEY’RE CONNECTED, PEOPLE!!!!

* I know I haven’t finished this show, but that was easily my favorite scene of the entire thing so far. Nope; I lied. Season 2 ending THEN museum date.

* CHIYOH BABE, DON’T HOLD BACK! I BELIEVE IN YOU!

* NOT THE BOY, GET THE CANNIBAL!!!!

* I’m sorry, did we just cut to The Sapphics? We did.

* Adore the kaleidoscope.

* Time to rank! This lesbian gives it a 7/10! (remind me to send you the podcast ep. I did on Lesbian in movies)

* Give Bedelia her Oscar! Hand over mouth theatrics. Amazing.

* LE GASP!

* Absolutely fucking dying over this God conversation. “Does God gloat?” “Often.” BASTARD!

* Did I blink and miss Hannibal injecting Will with something? Because I feel like I did.

* OH THE BUTTER INTO THE TABLE! YESSSS

* Ahhhh, the soup!!!! Let’s hope this one doesn’t kill his immune system.

* He’s so dramatic. Calm Down, Hanni.

* DONT ATTACK HIS SOUP!!!!

* Oh no wait no. Please tell me this isn’t leg day.

* Jack, what are you snooping around for?

* OH WITH CHIYOH! My dark academia goddess.

* Let’s see how long it takes for them to try & kill each other.

* And what did you find? Your old friend!

* OH NO NOT THE ANKLE!

* Damn, she’s still at it!!! Her eyes DONT YOU DARE TOUCH HER!!!!!

* Please babe, just punch his nose. We all want it.

* And I see that Jack has joined for dinner. So, not leg day.

* Every one’s eyes in this episode is extra emotional & sparkly!

* HANNIBAL WHAT IS THAT FOR???

* Hannibal, I know isn’t happening! You’d never do that to him! Right? RIGHT?!

* HANNIBAL AND JACK!!!!! OH MY GOD!

* Fucking NBC Joker I STG!

* I will admit, very strong episode. But more so in the Florence department than anything else. I wasn’t that interested with the Vergers. The museum date was the best part.

Bloody and beaten!Hanni is one of the sexiest types of Hanni, which is why I think you're going to enjoy the next episode :D

Slight side-note, Gillian Anderson sounded so much like Anthony Hopkins (ok in terms of tone and such) when she said "but not today..." and that just makes it so much sexier to me.

Ahh yes, the legendary gallery reunion... which was turned into fanart that is now hanging in the U.S. Capitol... I am not kidding 😂 also Hanni is saying a quote that he said to Clarice in the book - "if I saw you every day forever" etc. so in case there is ANY doubt (not from you of course <3) that he is in love with Will... they literally used one of the most blatantly romantic lines from the books!

Ok, so the kaleidoscope s3x scene - I adored this scene because a) it's filmed so uniquely that it's such a "lol, what the fuck" moment when you first see it, but also b) this is the first s3x scene that is a pure, loving, no-hidden-agendas-and-no-thinking-about-other-people intercourse between two people. Like, it's such a beautiful intimate moment between these two women who have been hurt so much, but have found comfort and love in each other, you know what I mean? Also the writer of this episode is Don Mancini aka the creator of Chucky who recently gave us That Epic Scene in the Chucky show sooooo this is a very queer horror show 😂

Now onto the mid-season finale! I expect a lot of screaming, and I also have a bit of homework for you - try and work out which scene my grandma accidentally walked in on, and proceeded to go "wait, what on earth are you watching?" "Hannibal." "...that cannot be Hannibal Lecter, this man is attractive" 😂

[dreamboatdani]

Sayori x Monika One Shot!

Here’s the Sayori x Monika oneshot for anon!

Sayori got up from her bed once the alarm rang. “Huh, I’m feeling quite giddy today..”, she wondered. She headed downstairs to make some breakfast. She could feel butterflies in her stomach. “I have butterflies in my stomach....is there something important today..?”, she asked herself. She sat down to eat and wonder what could be making her quite giddy. That’s when the doorbell rang.

Ding Dong!

Sayori got up, mouth still full, and opened up the door.

“Hsfllo-”

She then saw Monika smiling there. Sayori immediately blushed.

“Good morning, Sayori!”, Monika cheerfully greeted to her. “O-Oh, hi Monika...”, Sayori stuttered to Monika. She felt her face warm up and tried to hide it. “What’s the problem, Sayori?”, Monika asked, examining Sayori’s face. “N-Nothing!”, Sayori blurted out, eventually swallowing the toast that was in her mouth. “Your face is very warm. Are you sick?”, Monika said, feeling Sayori’s face and forehead. Sayori blushed even more. “N-No, I-I’m not...”, Sayori muttered. “So, I was wondering if you wanted to walk with me to school..?”, Monika shyly asked. “S-Sure!”, exclaimed Sayori. “O-Oh! That’s good then.”, Monika said, slightly blushing.

Sayori put her shoes on, got her bag, and adjusted her bow. Monika noticed Sayori’s tie needed some fixing. “Sayori, can I fix your tie for you?”, Monika asked. “Oh! Sure, thanks!”, Sayori answered. Monika un-tied Sayori’s tie, hands trembling as she fights the urge to remove Sayori’s jacket off (JESUS I’M SORRY!!!!!) and re ties Sayori’s tie into a proper tie. (How many times did I type tie in that sentence? LMAO) Both girls were blushing.

“So, shall we head to school?”, Monika asked. “Alright!”, Sayori beamed. The two girls exit Sayori’s house and began walking to school. Sayori couldn’t help but wonder how it feels like to hold Monika’s hand. “Maybe it’s soft and elegant...”, she pondered to herself. She was trying to fight the urge of holding Monika’s hand when Monika gave her a curious stare. “What’s going on, Sayori? Your hand is supposedly trying to reach for mine.”, Monika noted. “U-Uh!! I-It’s-”, Sayori stammered. “If you want to hold my hand, I’m all for it.”, Monika smiled. Sayori gulped. Would this be the chance that she could finally hold that beautiful, elegant hand? “Do it, Sayori!!”, a voice screamed to her in her head. Sayori decided to take that chance. She took Monika’s hand and held it.

“Her hand is so soft...”, she thought to herself. Monika gave Sayori a sweet smile, which obviously made Sayori blush. They arrived at school, hand in hand. Everybody was staring at them, but Monika didn’t care or noticed at all. On the other hand, Sayori was getting sweaty and nervous. “Sayori, don’t worry about those people staring at us. They’re not worth our time.”, Monika said. “O-Okay..”, Sayori stuttered. They headed into the school, and yet got more stares. Sayori was trying so hard to ignore them, but it was overwhelming enough to make her let go of Monika’s hand and run away from her.

“Sayori!”, Monika called out.

“No, no, no, no!”, Sayori cried. She then went upstairs and hid in the janitor’s closet, crying. “Everybody probably thinks I’m a lesbian freak..”, Sayori thought to herself. “The lesbian freak who was holding hands with the popular girl...”, Sayori thought to herself. Just then, Sayori heard a knock coming from the outside. 

“Sayori?”, a familiar voice rung out from the outside. Sayori kept quiet. “Sayori, I know you’re in there. Please let me in.”, the voice said once again. Sayori held her breath in. “Oh well, I’m coming in.”, the voice said. The door knob jiggled and Sayori saw the familiar figure of Monika standing there.

“Sayori, what are you doing hiding in here?”, Monika questioned. Sayori said nothing. “Are you embarrassed because we were holding hands in public?”, said Monika. Sayori nodded. “Why? We were just holding hands, that’s all. Isn’t it perfectly normal for two girls to hold hands?”, Monika told Sayori. “I-I don’t really know...”, Sayori said, fiddling with her hair. Monika closed the door behind them and turned on the light bulb hanging over their heads (sorry for the hanging reference lmao). “M-Monika?”, Sayori stammered, furiously blushing. “Yes, Sayori?”, answered Monika. “D-Do you have a crush on m-me...?”, muttered a flushed Sayori. Monika only smiled. 

............

“Yes.”

“H-Huh?”

“Yes I do Sayori. Hell, I love you.”, said Monika with absolute pride. “F-For real? B-Because...I love you too!!”, Sayori exclaimed. “I’ve always knew, my dear cinnamon bun.”, Monika warmly said, while stroking Sayori’s hair. Monika then pulled Sayori’s face close to her own, and then soon the two were kissing.

“Her lips...they’re so soft...”, Sayori thought to herself. After a few minutes, Monika pulled away. “I’ll never let go of you, my dear.”, Monika genuinely said. “If I lost you, a part of me will be broken away from my soul.” Monika yet again said. “I love you, Monika...”, Sayori whispered as she hugged Monika.

I will always love you.....

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AGHHHH I’M SORRY ANON, THIS TOOK ME TOOO LONNG!!! :’)

anyways, here ya go!!! :DD

[thatskepticalbitchcara]

dianna vs always using her tongue with on screen lesbian kisses

to be fair she has only had like on screen lesbian kisses in two films. this one and then bare but yeah i’m glad she’s an open mouth kinda girl and not one of those people who clenches and looks uncomfortable lmao i wouldn’t have blamed w her paz 🥴🥴