#she looks piiiiissed

[oinkinpigprince]

Hiii sorry again im the one that wrote a ton of stuff about an OC who tries to make James somewhat able to live in society hehehe

So, I mentioned that he did try to harm the girl in question and I've been thinking... What if Hammerhead — yeah thats the name of the OC idk if I mentioned this — actually gave him a little bit of the taste of a headbutt?

Idkkk i would just really like to read his building annoyance, his try, her shock and then blasting a full K.O on his head with her own skull (inspired by the person who has an OC that actually killed him lol)

oh btw, them (tsk there goes my secret identity by sending this)

Omg your OC is so geometric, what are the dimensions of her head?? ALSO I JUST NOTICED THE WAY HAMMER HEAD PICKED UP JAMES, SHES PUTTING HIS ASS INTO TIME OUT 💀💀

James + hammerhead

After a while of hanging out James tried to make more and more of his ‘jokes’ threatening to stab her. Throwing shit across the room, and other stuff like that.

He’s a BIG guy so he wasn’t rlly afraid hammerhead could do anything cause that bro is ALL muscle. Even if she towers over him, he still thinks he could kick her ass

Gets very annoyed by how little she reacts to his antics, even more when she just tells him to ‘knock that shit off’. That gets him STEAMING

James is entitled to do stupid shit no matter what, so what if she doesn’t appreciate his humor? Why tf is she so broke anyways, can’t afford a good radio? Tries to put the blame on her no matter the situation or how obviously in the wrong he is

The first time he tried anything she was able to restrain him easily, just getting up and walking away. Oh he was piiiiissed

He didn’t stop trying, instead of full on attack her though he just gives her quick little punches and slaps. Stuff the let out his anger but not enough to warrant any real immediate repercussions

One day he got bold though, and threatened to slit her fucking throat open. So she did what she knew she had to do to shut him up, using her geometric head to put his ass into place

With a swift head bang, James was knocked onto his ass, swift as hell. He sat on the floor perplexed as shit, not only did she retaliate she gave him some of his medicine

He was pissed, he looked up at her like an angry toddler. Pissed as hell but couldn’t do anything about it. She rolled her eyes and picked his ass off the ground, poor man.

After that James calmed down a little with the whole “gouging her beady eyes out.” Or “gutting her like the fish fuck she it” he would just frown REALLY hard

Poor boy, put his ass into the time out corner >:((

[puppyluver256]

[Image Description: Oshana, one of the artist's OCs, trapped in a large translucent bubble. Oshana is a Zora, fish people from the Legend of Zelda series, with aqua green skin, lime green eyes, and blue and yellow fins. She is wearing silver and sapphire jewelry, in particular a tiara shaped like the Zora's Sapphire. She appears to be trying and failing to get out of the bubble, gritting her teeth in annoyance. The background is pale turquoise and lavender, with bubbles of varying sizes floating around nearby. End ID.]

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Looks like Oshana's gotten herself in a bit of a pickle somehow. This is not a dignified position for a queen to be in! Here's hoping she can get out of this sooner rather than later, she looks piiiiissed!!

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[rajamitsu]

So, I finished my first play through...

BG3 ending spoilers below the cut.

SO YEAH, things did not end well with Gale and Cab is piiiiissed.

I looked up a guide and I'm not sure if I messed up the boat cutscene or if there was a glitch. I got the boat scene right before he went to talk to Mystra and he got his permanent "!" marker bug in the middle of all that. So I dunno if that borked something, but I also can't remember which options I picked, so... who knows. Whatever happened, he was dead set on godhood and couldn't be talked down and I'd have to replay more hours than I'm willing to try to fix it.

So... yeah. That's Cab's canon now. XD I imagine she spent at least one self-destructive month before calming down and doing general adventure things. She was happy to see everyone... except god!Gale. Who she got snippy with. Everyone who offered hugs got multiple ones.

So now she's probably gonna maybe see about re-starting things with Shadowheart again. And offer to team up with Astarion as a disastrous crimefighting duo.

...and if a shiny new temple gets desecrated along the way, she knows nothing about it.

[iamdarcylewis]

"Because you've made questionable choices, that's why." Oh, she could press a little bit more for Theo to open up but a) that barely works, surely it didn't work for her and b) he was looking piiiiissed and Darcy didn't want to make this any bigger than it actually is.

"It's okay not to be okay, we're humans we can't be perfect all the time." She sighed, as much as she wanted to give the young man a hug, she gave him space. "You know I'm here if you need help, any kind of help, okay? Either by talking, or help with... I don't know, homework, dealing with college is hard. Or if you want a job, I can help too!" Probably. She could always ask Tony.

"My point is, you can ask for help if life is rough, buddy. It took me too damn long to understand it and after almost dying multiple times and.. I don't want that to happen to you so..." Fuck it, she put her hand on his shoulder and gave him a small smile. "C'mon, I'll buy you the milkshake. You can add whatever ingredients you want."

"Well, I'm also an asshole." She sighed, there was still so much she had to work on and this situation wasn't helping, but it wasn't Theo's fault.

“Excuse me?” The fuck was he talking about. “I was alone in a whole other country.” Well, she wasn’t the only one who had been in that situation. “I was hurt, well, still am but back then I didn’t know how to deal with it.”

Darcy looked at Theo. “I’m gonna ask you something and I want you to be honest, please.

Are you okay?”

[as-breakable-as-glass]

Ref redraw for Glass!Toriel :D

[maschotch]

[mikeys-bike-slut]

Untitled Part 1

It'll be a short fanfic/ long one shot?? Featuring Tokyo Rev x OC. The main "love" interests are Mikey and Draken but more focused on Mikey. It has no name cause I suck at names. Currently I have 8 chapters written but I'll see if anyone will like it before i upload all 8 haha

Please let me know what you think 🙇🏻‍♂

Info:

Everyone is over 20

Heavily inspired by the anime but also been heavily changed haha

No spoilers

English isn't my first language so excuse if there's any grammar errors

Shinichiro is ☠️ rest in peace

Warnings: blood, violence, smut -but each chap will havewarnings-warnings-, character's death

About my OC

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Warnings: violence, mention of sexual things

Word count: 2413

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I was pissed off. After actually being one of the founding members Mikey has the nerve to pick a random guy, especially a guy from Moebius, as the Captain of the Third Division. Even Draken was surprised at the idea but the loyal guard dog he is, he just stood in quiet and let it happen.

I knew Mikey was pissed when I just left the meeting without a word or a permission to leave but I couldn't hold it together any longer, I knew if I stayed I would've either punched Mikey or Kisaki so I left for everyone's sake. I stormed off from the shrine, got on Mikey's trusty CB250T and raced off; I wanted him to know that I was pissed off so I hit him where it hurts. I would never do anything to the bike itself, it's all we all have left of Shinichiro and I respected and love him too much to ever disrespect his memory. 

Shinichiro; Mikey's older brother. He was like my older brother too, he was the one who always made peace between us whenever Mikey and I had a fight when we were kids. He taught me how to ride a bike and how to fix one, he taught me how to drive, how to play football and many other things that I had no one to teach me. He meant a lot to all of us, but to Mikey... all he had was Shini. I remember I was the only one who was allowed to call him Shini  because according to him: "I'd never hit a girl"  

I gripped the hand bars tighter as the memory of Shini started flooding my mind as I raced through the empty backside roads of Tokyo. I didn't know where I was going, I just needed to let out the steam; the cold night air blowing in my face and the sound of the Babu's exhaust is exactly what I needed in that moment.

Third P.o.V: 

As the meeting has adjourned slowly the Toman gang members started to leave one by one including their commander who was about meet the shock of his life as he and his trusted vice commander slowly arrived at the parking lot by the foot of the shrine. 

"Tonight was long, I need some-" but the short blonde man stopped in his track as he noticed his beloved motorcycle is missing. "Where the FUCK is Babu?" he asked with a deep growl as he looked around. 

"YO! NOBODY'S GOING UNTIL WE FIGURE THIS OUT!" Draken yelled at the members who were ready to leave. 

"What's up?" Mitsuya asked as he got off his bike and walked up to the two blondes. "Oh" he said as Draken just pointed at the empty space where Mikey's bike supposed to be. "Who the hell would be foolish enough to steal from the commander of Toman?" 

"I don't know but they certainly have a death wish" Draken answered in an annoyed tone. "Wait... what's that?" he cocked a brow as he noticed something shiny on the ground at place of the bike. He crouch down to examine the small, shiny circular object on the ground. "I think I know what happened" 

"That's Angel's ring" suddenly someone chimed in. Along black haired male appeared and walked up to his gang members after noticing the ruckus. "Well... she was piiiiissed off" he chimed with a small smirk. The man who just loooved this situation was non other than Keisuke Baji, Captain of the 1st Division of Toman but also the bike-stealing female's best friend.

"Mikey's gonna kill- MIKEY!" Draken suddenly yelled as he turned around to see the pocket boxer hopping on his bike and taking off with it. "ASSHOLE!" he shouted as he ran after him but gave up after a few meters when he realized he's never gonna catch up with him. 

"Well this, I wanna see" Baji grinned as he got on his own bike and revved it. "Need a lift?" he looked at the the tall tattooed man who's ride just been hijacked too. 

"Yeah... Only if I'd know where they fucking went" he growled as he sat up behind the long black haired male who had the biggest shit eating grin on his face. 

Angel's 1st P.o.V:

I cut the engine as I arrive at the old carpark that over looks Tokyo. The car park belonged to the nearby park but about 7 years ago they stopped caring about the park and it was left to be over grown and abandoned, same happened with the carpark. Back when Shinichiro was still alive he took us here often, we always watched the summer festival's fireworks from here and this is where he taught us how to ride our bikes. It's a place I often come when I need to clear my head and apparently Shini wanted me to come here too. 

"What happened to us, Shini?" I ask quietly as I look out at the glowing city of Tokyo. Taking in the sight; the glowing neon lights, the faint busy sounds of the city I love. It can be beautiful with such a  wide variety of people and culture but it's also a rotten cesspool of the lowest scums, crimes and blood. A city driven by ambition and freedom in daylight, but ruled by blood and violence at night. 

I sigh and shake my head trying to forget the reality of our beautiful city, I pat the tank gently then get off of her and walk over to the railing and just lean over it. I inhale the cold, fresh night air and slowly close my eyes listening to the distant sound of the still busy city and get lost in the bitter sweet memories.

I don't know how long I was reminiscing about the past but suddenly the sound of a familiar exhaust in the distant wakes me from my memories. The sound grows louder very quickly; I can recognize those exhaust anywhere, it's Draken's Zephyr.  Suddenly I get blinded by head light as the vehicle arrives at the car park and once the light dims when the bike drifts next to me, I expect to see Draken and a very pissed of Mikey behind him but to my surprise it's just a very pissed off Mikey. Here we go.

He shuts off the engine and just sits there silent just staring at the landscape. We just stand there in silence for a while until he breaks the silence. 

"You have some nerves..." he says in a dark, heavy tone as he gets off of the Zephyr. "You take Babu without my permission... you disrupt a meeting and you leave without a permission" he continues as he slowly walks up to me. "Do you have a death wish?"

"Oh..Shut up Mike-" but he just cuts me off ass he raises his voice. "I asked you a question Shishou!" he snaps at me in a cold tone and for the first time shiver runs down my spine from him. I never been scared of Mikey, even if I witnessed his monsterous strength and cruelness in front row, it never affected me. We often got into fights, many time actual physical fights but no matter how pissed he was he never called me by my real name. The anger and annoyance I felt towards him easily perished as I realized he truly was PISSED.

Mikey's very good at hiding his feelings and keeping calm; even when he is angry or pissed he likes to keep a straight face, which is actually one of his most intimidating features; the uncertainty of whether he is actually mad or not, the uncertainty or what his next step gonna be.

When I took Babu I knew he is going to be irritated and probably pissed but I didn't realize the weight and reality of my actions. I took off with the only thing left from his brother cause I know it will annoy him, which looking back, on its own is a very low and shitty move from me. 

"I'll take whatever punishment you wish to give me, commander" I say in a shameful tone as I look at him; his eyes were just empty and cold. Here it is... not knowing what he thinks.

"I would never hit a woman" he says coldly. "That is your only luck" 

As he says that suddenly that anger and annoyance I felt, what caused this whole mess resurfaces and I lose it. "This is what I'm sick of!" I yell  at him and I just punch him in the face making him stumble back but he just remains emotionless. "I am sick and tired of being treated different just because I'm a woman, do I have to beat the living hell out of THE Mikey to prove myself?!" I carry on yelling and swing my arm to punch him again but this time he blocks my attack and punches me instead. I stumble back and cough up some blood, I lift my head up and look at him as I wipe my mouth and I can see the same look in his eyes as I have in mine; fight. This is it, this will be settled right here, and right now. 

Third P.o.V

After checking every location they can think of suddenly Baji remembers the place where he always found Angel when she needed some peace; the parking lot. Baji and Draken drove straight towards the location, a well known place from their childhood, while hoping the mini sadist has enough self control not to actually kill their friend. 

"Oh fuck..." Draken growled when Baji and him finally reached the parking lot and found the light pink haired girl and their blonde commander beating each other to a pulp, both being covered in dirt and blood, with busted lips and bruised eyes. Again.

The gang has witnessed these fights so often they ended up placing bets on who's gonna win, they grew tired of trying to separate two fighting shithead, who always ended up fighting over some minor bullshit, like Mikey eating Angel's snacks or Angel mocking Mikey. Their miniature leader was always good at keeping his calm but when it came to the pink cyclone he had no patience and let his immature side shone, making his men question if they have a leader or a brat.

"You gotta admit the fact that she actually bruised Mikey is impressive" Baji says as he leans forward on his bike just watching the fight with a grin stretching ear to ear. He always loved how fierce and feisty the pink haired was, especially when it came to their leader. She never shied away from giving the fearless leader a pep talk or smack him when he annoyed her, which Mikey loved doing. Neither of them were innocent and were masters in getting on each other's nerve. The guys often thought they just need to fuck and get it over with, but only if they knew.  

"Yeah.... sometimes I forget how strong she actually is" Draken says with a frown. He only been punched by her once and that was enough for him. "We should stop them..." 

"I'm quite enjoying watching Mikey having his ass handed to him" the dark haired man grins as he glances at the tall blonde behind him then directs his eyes back at the fighting pair who seemingly didn't even notice them. 

"Are you enjoying Angel getting her ass handed to her?" he cocks a brow as he gets off of from behind the black haired man and slowly walks up to the fighting peacocks. "YO!" he yells. "THAT'S ENOUGH" The loud yell suddenly wakes up the to bloody contestant who just glare at each other, sweaty and panting, wiping the blood off of their own faces. "Can I have my Zephyr back?" he asks not hiding his annoyance as he glares at the shorter male. 

"I'm going home" he replies in his casual tone as he walks off toward his beloved Babu. 

"You're taking her home" Draken says as he points at the beaten pink cyclone who's eyes just widen. 

"I rather walk, thank you" she replies immediately shaking her head.

"There's your answer" the short ones shrugs and get on his bike. 

"I was not kidding. You're a team, you're family, you two have to resolve this by tomorrow. Have fun" the blonde just waves then hops on his Zephyr and rides off not wanting to hear a possible argument.

"Sorry Ang, he is right. Love you though" Baji shouts as he rides off laughing as the cyclone tries to chase him.

"Assholes!" she yells after his best friend as she stops running and just starts walking down the dark road.

Angel's 1st P.o.V:

I sigh regretting my decision for coming here and also cursing both Baji and Draken for leaving me here. As much as Mr. Dorayaki was still there I would rather walk then actually ask for his help. Damn my stubbornness. As I walked down the dark road I heard the Honda's familiar exhaust sound getting closer behind me. Fully expecting him to just zoom past me he actually slowed down then half way cut off my way as he pulled in front of me. 

"Get on..." that's all Mikey said in an emotionless tone as he looked at me with those dark eyes. I didn't say a word just silently accepted his offer and climbed up behind him.

The ride home was very quiet, neither of us spoke a word. I just sat behind him quietly resting my head on his back as I gently held him by his waist, though he extremely annoyed me and hurt me, being so close to him always brought me comfort. He was the only person who in one moment I want to kill and kiss them in the next. 

Once he pulled up outside my house we both just sat there in silent, nothing but the deep purring of his Honda filled the air. I wanted to get off and go inside but something inside me just did not wanted to be away from him and I could feel he did not wanted me to go either. 

"I'll help you get in..." he suddenly broke the silence as he turned off the engine then get off of his bike.

"I'm fine...actually" I replied in the same quiet mannerism as I get off of Babu. Once again we just stood there in silence not knowing what to say or what to do. "Come in... I need to patch you up..." I broke the silence finally then just took his hand and pulled him after me. As I glanced back I saw a smile playing on his busted lips as he followed me in. 

As we got in I went straight into the kitchen after kicking my boots off and put the kettle on to cook some herb tea. I looked for some snacks so I can feed him but it's been a while since I've been shopping, all the snacks I managed to found I put in a small woven basket then walked back into my living room and handed it to him. "I'm going to have a quick shower, eat" I say in a softer tone as  I look at him. 

"Can I join?" Mikey asks in his usual, casual mannerism, seemingly completely being back to his normal self. 

"Glad to see you're back to your old self" I chuckle then shake my head. "I guess you can, but no funny business. I'm gonna be sore enough from you as it is tomorrow" I frown as I look at him and he just chuckles. 

"I'll be good I promise" he lifts his hands up in defence with a chuckle.

I just shake my head then walk off into my bathroom with Mikey following me. My tattooed body was covered in bruises, just like his, we really did a number on each other. 

I sighed then I turned away from him towards the shower and just open the tap and adjusted the water. Once the water was right temperature I climbed in then soon Mikey followed. As we were in Mikey was suspiciously quiet and he is only quiet when he is sleeping or eating... Almost like a child, if Mikey's quiet be on high alert because he more than likely summoning Satan himself.

"Hey, blondie, you okay?" I ask as I glance back at him fully expecting him to jerk off or something but what I saw was the polar opposite.  

[myonepiece]

Any headcanons for how the monster trio would react if their s/o got kidnapped by another pirate?

monster trio when their s/o gets kidnapped

- >:3

-baby is piiiiissed, I mean taking his nakama alone is bad but taking his s/o? are you insane?!

-how they managed to take his s/o in the first place in a mystery

-if Luffy knows here his s/o is being held or being taken, he sets sail immediately and he has that serious no goofing off voice and exterior~ the one when things get real

-he keeps yelling about how the ship needs to go faster and as soon as the ship carrying you is in sight he slingshots himself onto the enemy vessel and crashes right into the captain with a deadly blow

-screw leaving people alive, if they get in his way he can’t hold himself back like usual, he’s not thinking about how much strength or power he’s using because he’s frantically running and searching for where you are

-once he finds you he’ll wrap his arms around you multiple times then he gets you both out of their like a badass (like ship explodes in the background stuff)

-he refuses to let go and he’s like a baby boa constrictor, but he keeps a slightly mild version of that dark look on his face, the one where his eyes are shadowed, because he doesn’t trust that everything is safe yet so he’s still on high alert 

- :)

-the wannabe captors didn’t get very far 

-no no no, Zoro jumped down from the trees lining the path they were taking you down, face shaded and all three swords out and ready 

-first he gives you this look “you okay?”

-he goes after the two holding you first and once they’re dead he puts two of his swords away and lifts you with his free arm, holding you on his hip like a baby and a child 

-he takes out the rest of the people easily, keeping all attacks away from you and making sure you’re not harmed in the slightest by all the violence

-he scolds you and teases you lightly for getting captured and making him carry you but when you say he doesn’t have to carry you and try to get down his hold tightens

-you thank him for being your “knight in shining armor” and he blushes furiously 

-”don’t worry _____-swan! you’re knight is here to save you!”

-he’s only cheery and flirty when he addresses you, but as soon as she assures you you’re going to be okay, he lights a cigarette and becomes that scary intimidating version

-he takes a drag on his cigarette and blow the smoke out, then drops the cig on the floor and crushes it~ then in the blink of an eye he’s spinging into action

-he kicks the one holding you and catches you gently in his arms, he grins down at you with heart eyes and fawns over your cuteness

-while he keeps you away from harm and holds you very carefully while he takes care of the rest of the kidnappers

-like he’s all heart eyes and lovey-dovey compliments and you’re smilingback up at him with your arms wrapped around his neck, the two of you are completely content and happy

-but zoom out and Sanji’s kicking the shit out of everyone surrounding you both

[nicistrying]

Okay idk if I'm reading too much into this but Matt's older brother is like making little moves at me and I think Matt is getting piiiiissed. We usually gang up on him a little bit bc I get on best with that brother out of them all but he's been saying like 'omg Nic you have to use the bath in my room it's right by the window and the view is amazing' and like at paddleboarding today I was debating whether to keep my tshirt on or take it off so I just had my bikini top and my shorts on bc I didn't have a spare shirt and Matthew seemed to be wanting me to keep it on but his brother was all like hey do what you want take it off! And like I did bc I needed to keep it dry but it feels kinda bad that his big brother told me to strip off and was playing it like some feminist thing 😂 he also was just openly flirting with me on our walk yesterday bc I was sitting next to him to eat and Matthew was in front, and I was saying ah I'm so glad I came down here to see you guys this is lovely, and he was there all 'oh it was just my company you wanted 😉' and I'm like just giving sarcastic responses and stuff but last night we went out for a meal and I came downstairs in my dress with my hair and makeup done and he was the first one to say 'erm Matt where are your manners, Nikki you look lovely, Matt tell your wife to be she looks great' and I brushed it off as lol Matthew doesn't tell me I look nice unless I'm like in my pyjamas half asleep on the couch at home he doesn't care for actual effort being made, anyway let me get a glass of water! And his brother is there already pouring it going 'there you are my lady' and all this and I know he's only joking and teasing Matt but Matt has gotten really pissed about it before and I feel like now I can't talk to James bc it annous Matt but also when I try to make more effort with him and be a bit lovey he gets embarrassed and tells me to go away or whatever 😂 I can't win. Anyway. Just had a sneaky nap while Matt was out for his walk and am about to go help prep for tonight's barbecue and take a relaxing bath with a view in James' bedroom I guess. Maybe Matthew will join me? Nah his parents would go crazy. Canoodling on a lovely relaxing holiday?! Maybe I'll barricade the door instead 🙃 this has been a brain splurge bc I needed to get it out and I have nowhere else to do it. Nothing is actually happening I'm just trying not to accidentally piss Matthew off and getting a bit paranoid.

[izayoichan]

He looks over at Meadow smiling at her. 

Flynn: Thanks, I am sure he will love it, when they just get over what has just happened.  Meadow: Yea, little guy looks piiiiissed!

He gives him an apologetic look at the orb, which leads it to send out an angry puff of smoke to both of them, which of course makes both of them chuckle. 

Meadow: Will you be heading home now? Call me when you get there, and tell me how they reacted once you give them the earrings.

Flynn: Yeah, I'm going to grab some snacks on the way, and go poke Fan to join me for a movie night. 

He knew Fannar felt a little meh about him spending so much time with Brooke, so he kept trying to have nights just for them, like it used to be. But it was hard, it was like she had a pull on him he just could not explain. 

Flynn: And I'll do even better! I'll take a picture and send you before I call you. 

He chuckles and hugs her, before putting the orb, who growls at him, in his pocket. Then he waves as he makes his way back towards the door, giving his grandma and Douglas a wave as well. 

Flynn: I'll make  him call you when I'm home, promise!

Meadow smiles and watches her nephew leave, shaking her head. Summer and meadow both waving at him as he heads out the door, both commenting how much he is like his father but also his mother.

He quickly makes his way home, only stopping by the store to grab some extra snacks, among them the chocolate he knows is his twins favorite, and his dad favorite drink. He knew he had been both at the magic realm and working at the shelter so he imagined he would be tired, so he made sure to bring his favorite cupcakes as well. 

Flynn: So... anything you want oh growling one? 

He didn't expect much of an answer, but to his surprise, along a growl, a wing popped out pointing at a piece of cake, one he knew was made with plasma, which also surprised him. 

Flynn: Alright then. 

He quickly ordered everything, and with all that, he hurried home. Finding Fannar first.

Fannar: Your home early today?

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[filthysweetie]

TAZ drabble Taako-centric

Prompt: “Well, that’s tragic”

day 7!! crushin’ it

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Taako loved cooking, always had, always will—and when that whole shit with Sazed cleared up, he felt like he was allowed to love it again unabashedly, like it wasn’t some dirty secret. Once that veil had lifted, and they had finished saving the whole plainer system or whatever, Taako went back to it with relish (pun deliciously intended).

For the first week of it, Taako just made the plainer-saving food ‘tacos’. Taco after taco after taco. Angus couldn’t look at them after day three (“they’re so good, Sir, but if I eat another of Taako’s tacos I will become a taco!”; they had had a long talk about how transmutation actually worked after that one). 

Magnus and Killian stayed strong, but by lunch day five they were approaching each meal like it was a battlefield. Lup was still a lich, so she didn’t count. Barry would take a plateful every 8 to 10 hours and disappear into the lab he’d crafted—Taako couldn’t be sure the fate of his beautiful tacos. 

Merle was still eating them like they were the best thing (they were), but Taako feels as though that may be down to Merle...well, being Merle. He sometimes forgot his arm about the bureau and that thing was supposed to be attached.

Taako was getting sick of it, and he was the one making them.

It took Kravitz giving him a hug and asking for a grilled cheese to snap him out of it.

But none of that matters! What matters is Taako loves cooking, and now that he’s not in a state where his anxiety is making him continually make tacos as though that will keep the plainer system safe forever (okay, he and Kravitz may have done more than just talk and eat some damn good grilled cheese) that means he can make anything his heart desires. 

His heart desires lasagne. 

It’s perfect, really, fresh made pasta layered with tomato sauce, ricotta, mushrooms and eggplant, repeating in an elegant pattern until it reaches the edges of the stoneware pot. Add a sprinkle of cheese on top and then it’s ready for cooking. 

Taako washes up (okay, he burns a spell slot to clean, what’s the point of magic if you don’t use it?) and the smells of his delicious lasagne waft through the space. When it’s finally ready, Taako takes it from the oven and just has to admire it. Man, if he weren’t doing a fantasy-social media cleanse, this would be all over fantasy-instagram. Some grade A food right here. 

Taako picks up the dish—he is going to bring this to the couch, sit down and eat through it until someone comes in and judges him, or he feels sick, he’ll let Istus decide. He closes his eyes for a moment, taking a big whiff and sighing in content. This is his legacy. 

Taako takes a step forward and the world falls apart. 

Something…yells? At his feet. But more distressingly, the beautiful dish of lasagne goes flying through the air as Taako yells out ‘Nooooooooo!’ in what has got to be slow motion. Taako sees every heartbreaking second of the dish landing face down on the floor, sauce flying around like a bloody splatter. And it may as well be—his lasagne was murdered.

Taako catches himself on his knees, eyes still glued to the beautiful remnants of perfection, “Well,” stiff upper lip Taako, you saved the world, “that’s…tragic.” Whether or not a tear was let loose is up for debate. 

Taako turns to see what monster did this to him. What foul creature is so heartless?

“A cat?”

A fluffy ball moves closer and gives a pitiful mew. 

“How did you get here? You’re not allowed on the moon base.” Taako scratches behind the fluff’s ear. It starts to purr. 

“Wait, does that rule only apply to dogs?” Taako brings his other hand in on the action, grinning widely, “Oh Magnus will be piiiiissed if all it took for him to get a pet was have anything other than a dog.” 

The cat purrs harder, coming closer to lean into Taako’s touch.

Taako continues his idle petting, eyes drifting back over to his sad masterpiece before coming back to the cat. The cat was orange.

“Well, how would you like to be my cat, Lasagne?”

[purplesurveys]

700

What size are the pants you're wearing? The shorts I have on right now are free size.

What's this month's picture of on your calendar? Haven’t used a physical calendar in ages. Were you a fan of Michael Jackson before he died? I was a casual fan because Beyoncé LOVED him and would always drop his name whenever she talks about her idols, so I was pretty bummed when he died. I remember Twitter crashing over and over that day. Turkey or ham for Thanksgiving? We don’t celebrate Thanksgiving and Filipinos don’t eat turkey. Do you celebrate Black Friday? Is that the one where everything is on sale and everyone fights over everything that is on sale? We don’t have that here either.

What level are you on Farmville? Anddddd I never got to play Farmville as well. My parents were strict with me growing up given that social media was an entirely new thing back then, so they said I couldn’t join Facebook until I met the age requirement, which I think is 16. Eventually when I was 14 I had to make an account anyway for a school project lolol but even then, Farmville was ancient at that point. What are you looking forward to in the next year? A coronavirus-free year, first and firemost. Also a job. And salaries. And savings. What song are you listening to right now? I’m listening to a lofi playlist at the moment, which is turning out to be the only thing I’m listening to throughout the quarantine. What time do you usually get out of bed? These days it’s 10 in the morning, a far cry from when I used to be fully up by 6 or 7. Do you use a lot of emoticons? Meh, not really. I’m a little thrifty with them. What are you really good at? Weaving in and out of traffic (which is an asshole move obviously, but when I’m in a hurry but everyone’s being dumb, it’s a good skill to have), reading body language, gauging people’s emotions, making spreadsheets, making my dog smile. Idk this question is a little vague. Do you look good in hats? Yeah I think I look cute in caps and sun hats, but I never wear them because I hate having some of my vision blocked :/ I’d only put them on if I wasn’t doing much or if I was sitting down. Would you ever climb a mountain? Sure would. I just don’t have the time, equipment, and stamina to just yet. What was the last thing you became a fan of on Facebook? Oh dude I don’t do that anymore. It’s the total opposite now - every now and then I’ll unlike the pages I clicked on when I was like 14. And there are hundreds of them. Are you good at Jeopardy? Nah. I usually get 2-4 right in a single episode. BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUN AND REWARDING. Where were you born? I say this a lot on recent surveys, sigh... Manila. What's your lowest grade & in what class? In my old school I got the lowest grade they give out in tests – several times – which was a 68. I got it in algebra and geometry. In college my lowest grade so far (and hopefully ever) is a 2.50 in an economics major HAHAHA. What movie do you want to see that's in/going to be in cinemas? It’s hard to be excited for new movies right now... the only one I imagine myself even just considering to watch is the Wonder Woman sequel. Have you ever been bitten by an animal? By ants and mosquitoes. Dogs too, but they’ve only ever been friendly bites. I’ve also been pecked at by a huge bird at a safari. What time is it? 11:30 PM exactly. Is your backpack really heavy? It sometimes can be, but in my senior year (aka the year where I’ve just stopped caring) I’ve only been carrying just my laptop to school now lmaooooo. Are you organized? In most contexts, yeah. I can still be messy though especially with my school bag and my car. Do you take naps? Yeah. I’ve been taking a lot of siestas these days for sure. Do you keep a diary? This is it. Who knows just about everything there is to know about you? No one. I don’t really let anyone in that much like that. Would you take up drugs/alcohol? I do both but the only ~drugs I’ve taken are caffeine and nicotine. Did you pass your driver's test? Yeah, four years ago. That test piiiiissed me off lmao. They gave me a shitty ass car to drive in for the test and because I wasn’t used to the car’s controls, I ended up doing meh in the exam even though I’ve already been driving pretty well IN MY OWN CAR. The instructor gave me like a 78 even though the passing grade was 75. Colored pencils, crayons, or markers? Colored pencils. Water color or acrylic paint? Watercolor. Unicorns or pegasi? (Plural for "pegasus.") I don’t care. What's your favorite breakfast restaurant? Rustic Mornings. La Creperie is great too. Last magazine you bought? Haven’t donet that siiiiiince the 7th grade, my dude. When's your last day of school? LMAO at this rate? I have no fucking clue. I don’t even know when we go BACK to school. What was the last thing you Googled? Movies coming out in 2020, to answer the ^ question about movies earlier hah. Can you spot constellations in the night sky? Just Orion’s Belt. Do you like going to museums? It’s my favorite thing to do in the entire world. What's your favorite number? No favorites. What are a couple things on your Christmas list? I don’t think I’ll be having a list this year. It’ll be the year I *hopefully* get my first job, so I’m honestly more fixated on the idea of getting my loved ones gifts with money I earned this time around :> Do you update your status with music lyrics? No. But I’d tweet lyrics to express my mood sometimes, which is kind of the same thing. When was the last time you got your hair cut? I had a big haircut a week before the quarantine. Don’t remind me -______- Do you watch anime/manga? No. Do you like jacket pockets with zippers on them? I don’t mind them. Colons or equal signs for your smiley face's eyes? Colons. I haven’t seen anyone use the equal sign for eyes in like, decades lol.

[the-fox-populi-says]

I know there's no chance of this happening but I wish Rin would grab his mother at the point she was supposed to die a bring her back with him. And then he could be like "Guys, look! I found Mom!" But seriously I'm looking forward to everyone else reacting to Rin's information as much as anything. What will Lightning say when Bon tells him? What will Bon think? Will Shura wander in at some point and freak out about Rin's new look and reason for it?

That’s a good one… How Rin will tell others when he gets back. Thus far he has been able to keep to the background as he seems pretty scared to interact, so I doubt he’ll grab his mom, but there have been some theories about Rin being the trigger for Blue Night (and turning out to be his own father but I doubt that’s going to happen- thank god xD). Maybe Yuri DOES catch a glimpse of him somehow, though…As for the others… Knowing Rin he’ll just stumble into the cafetaria or something and start some incoherent story interrupted by many questions:“What do you mean by seeing the past? Like in a magic mirror??”“No no I actually walked around in it. Turns out this key I had was able to do that the whole time. Boy, Yukio’s gonna be piiiiissed when he finds that out-”“What key? What are you talking about?!”“Oh this key the old man gave me to hide my sword when I needed to- hey come to think of it I wonder if he knew what it could do…”“Wait wait wait- so your dad- well, your adoptive dad, was a time-traveling clone??” “Rin, dude, did your brain get fried because this sounds like some hallucination or something-” “What the hell are you talking about, we fight demons remember-” “Yeah but time-travelling clones..??”“Guys, guys- He didn’t time-travel, well, maybe he did, I dunno, but yeah he was a clone, but that’s not his fault, Mephisto’s been running this whole facility and it was all for Lucifer-”“So he IS a traitor I knew that asshole couldn’t be trusted-” “Let’s kick his ass.”“Nonono I mean well yeah but no-”“Is your sword going to get fixed by the way? I mean, I don’t know if you noticed but you have horns now-” “Never mind the horns, what about that evil twin thing?!” “Yuki isn’t evil!” “No I mean Whitey McBurnitall over here-”“GUYS!”

[knitspecibus]

Chelsea’s Bizarre Live Blogging Adventure

My boyfriend loves JoJo’s so I’m giving it a shot. Let’s go:

Episode 1

Oh boy, thems some dead horses.

OH BOY THATS SOME DEAD MAN

Love that this handsome blue man is like, perfectly laid to rest

A baby?? Also Oh she’s pretty.

Crypt Keeper lookin-ass dude

Oh shit he’s alive

The fact that he Says “Saying my name won’t hurt” makes me think it will

Well that’s a creepy mask!

Thanks Crunchyroll for playing the same ad 5 times in a row

Ah yes. Dio. I have heard of this name. He is immediately living up to be, at the very least, a jerk

Well his dad ain’t a peach either so, fair

Table manners, JoJo!

o_o its a girl’s doll, dudes, it’s not gonna be anatomically correct, you creeps....

dicks

Good Boy JoJo here to save the day :D

I feel like I gotta assume Dio is JoJo’s age, but he looks like 19

Jo, if you wanna be a gentleman, you kinda can’t pick and choose gentlemanly traits. Be nice to the girl who is probably concerned for the well being of the guy who just stood up for her >:(

This girl mus be thinking “im surrounded by douche bags”

I mean at this point I’m kinda with Dio. But I have a feeling that he’s gonna be taking his resentment out on the wrong people in the near future

Great, she has the hots for him anyway

Dio be jumpin out the carrage like the anime antagonist he is

And just like that Dio jumps up my shit list

Jesus Dio calm the fuck down I know you’ve been living at defense lvl 100 up to this point but you can relax the Tude a bit

OKAY WHY’S JO’S DAD BEING LIKE THIS NOW

god dammit

oh this is gonna go GREAT

mm, that’s a bloody hit

jesus h chist did he just fuckin blind him in one eye

why does this dude have such a fuckin vendetta, jeeze

well at least his eye is okay...yeesh,,,

man, i hate shitty kids...

aw :3

AWWWW

because of course.

ew dude!

why would their romance be over!!

credit to her for not flinching, just staring him down

siiiiigh

wow jojo is piiiiissed. as he should be

GET ‘IM JO!!

well. wonder whats goin on with the creepy mask

oh jesus christ please tell me the dog isnt being burned alive, please

mother fucker

Well. What a fun first episode.

Episode 2

Seven years, so they’d be...at least 19, I don’t know how long the first epiosde covered...they’ll probably say how hold they are now. Anyway, will they now look appropriately 19ish?? let’s find out

oh man, thats a dead lady

is it dio. is dio jack the ripper

why is this opening in 3D

Nope, yep, JoJo...okay, fine, a ridiculously beefy 19/20 year old, but i guess he looks age appropriate

hahahaha his fuckin shoulder width

jo and dio on the same team, huh? like. he burned your dog alive dude, just wanna remind you, in case you forgot

man, they actually look like they’ve put the past behind them and they’re friends now. weird.

fucking LOOK at him

alright, this is more like it. Jo is just acting friendly. and of course, dio is doing the same

yeah, and dio confirms it

Love that Jo Dad’s hair gets darker and darker as he gets older

oh shit suddenly Jo knows what dio’s up to!? is it because he also got his blood on the mask??

oh shit dio’s puttin down the tray i think they about to fite

bad call jo, dios dad was a shit bag

does jo have him?! dio is struggling!!

okay so dio went super saiyan and also i think sucker punching jo like that kinda killed his cover

yep, also, holy shit Jo just fuckin. Accepted that punch and wasnt even phased by it whaaaat!!!

gotta love that Dramatic Anime Wind

holy hell jo, just threw him over the...i mean THROUGH the railing!

Jo, maybe calmly explain your suspicions of dio to you dad?

how do YOU know how the mask works, smarty pants?

uh oh, here comes silly-dressed trouble

holy shit, jo grabbed his knife! absolute ledge!

what the shit is this fuckin oddjob-ass bullshit hat

yaaaay Jojo!

uhhhh why is there an angry mob suddenly

:O oddjob is calling them off?!

jesus

hmm. the mask seems to not have worked as expected

yeah, i dunno if he;s dead but that dude is definitely about to get up

.....did it turn him into a vampire

well that was gross

damn!

WELL THATS GROSS

man, everyone is having a NIGHT, huh

A+ for dramatic lighting, Jo

Roundabout continues to feel inappropriately jovial to end these episodes

[beloved-judged]

A Vent

In the spirit of catharsis.

One of the few things that really, really gets my fucking goat when I hear people talk about it is cheaters. I'm not necessarily a monogamy kind of woman, and I've got nothing against swingers, poly families or for that matter monogamists. I've met and enjoyed my time with people who like to watch their husbands rail other women, women who like to Eiffel tower women with their husbands and a strap-on, wives who like to watch their husbands get fucked by men, people who only like to watch, etc.

You do you, boo-boo. Get down with your bad self.

The thing that gets all my fucking goat is people who decide that they could not possibly communicate what they want (and they almost always blame their spouse) and are therefore justified in sneaking around and lying about it.

Far, far too often some married man has tried that one on me, and I will curb stomp that shit when I hear it. I have one working up his courage to do that right now at work, in fact, and his ass is going to be real disappointed.

I sat at a table with a bunch of my male co-workers yesterday, almost all of whom are veterans and all of whom are married, and listened to them talking about the service and cheating spouses. Men who cheat on their wives while overseas and/or find out their wife has been cheating on them.

I was piiiiissed listening to that conversation--if you want to dick someone down and you're married, put your fucking big boy pants on and have that conversation with your wife. Better yet, start with that conversation in the relationship: hey, occasionally I want to dick someone else down.

If that means you can't marry that person... well, if you're a responsible fucking adult, you don't marry them instead of betting that you'll never be that tempted, feeling guilty for not being a good and faithful person, or hoping to just get "too old" for what you want.

And if you discover the need at some point down the road, I mean... there's no time like today to learn to communicate with each other honestly about what you want and how you feel, which absolutely will occasionally entail hurt feelings.

For fuck's sake just don't "oh, she'd never understand" and go do whatever you want.

Just don't dick the entire base down when you're overseas and get pissed if your wife sleeps with anyone else. And you should expect, if you gotta fuck around, that your spouse might get some strange.

I love me some macho motherfuckers, but I always want to say when I hear that shit: look, either learn to communicate or expect, if you date a woman and you can't keep it in your pants, that she's going to find herself some amusement.

And for me personally: I've got a real wide selection of things I think are just fucking fine and dandy in relationships, but the absolute second the motherfucker lies about that shit, I'm 800% done. I ain't quite petty enough to fuck his friends, but believe you me, I'll think about it.

[theabominableblogger]

My Reaction to “Gotham” S2E1

Yep.  Back at it again.  Not in chronological order.  Whoopie...

Also, I have watched sections of this episode before as part of preparing for the Jerome Reborn arc in S3 but not all of it so while it’s technically a rewatch, it’s not a rewatch.

AN:  I managed to record my reactions to this episode and hopefully I can transcribe what I said into this post. 

Ermagherd der Bertcurve!

“Bloody hell.”  Bloody hell, indeed!

“There must be a million possible combinations, Master Bruce.“  Type in your birthday!  That’s a popular combination.

One month later?  Wow!

What the heck happened?!?  What happened?  Just a terrible fallout from the S1 finale?

OOOHHHH IT’S VICTOR [Zsasz]!

Pretty sure this song is about heroin... but I dig it.

AN:  It is

*ends up head bopping to it three seconds later*

Helloooooooo Jerome...

What... the heck?

Why is Jim a traffic cop?  What happened?!?  Seriously, what happened?!?

Is he [Zaardon] literally wearing an umpire uniform?

*Zaardon pulls a sword*  Noooo my God, is that a real sword?  That does not look like a real sword!

Noooo, that looks like a real sword.  I don’t know...

Seriously, what happened?!?

"’Zar-don,’ that spelled how it sounds?”  “Two A's.“  Hahaha!

“Hear me, Gor-DON...”  GOR-DON!

“The master will unleash hell upon you.“  Someone unleashed hell on YO HEAD!  What happened?!?

Ah, OK, Ed does look better without the glasses.  Kind of.

“ [Stop] Copying me [Ed]!”  “Dude it's a mirror, that's how they work.“  Hahahaha!

“You know what I think we need?  I think that we need a little more fun. Some romance.”  Eeugh...

“I told you, leave Miss Kringle alone.”  “Imagine her in our arms.  Those big eyes looking up at us, and soft trembling flesh.“  Nooooooo, nope, this is getting weird...

Why is Commissioner Loeb still here?

“Commissioner, this is not just.“  EXACTLY!

“[Essen] Take Officer- Mister Gordon's badge and gun. That's an order.“  Noooo!

“This is all for the best, though.”  Screw you [Loeb]!

“Some men are just not meant to be cops.”  Screw you!!!

*flips off screen with both hands*

What the... heck?

*jams out to opening theme*

“Oh, there’s things I [Jim] could do.”  “I [Lee] thought you said you didn't have any legal moves left.”  “I don't.”  Please don’t tell me he’s gonna go work for Oswald, I swear to God, Jim!  NO!

Meanwhile at Arkham Asylum...

He [Jerome] slicked back his eyebrows... hahaha!

“Whatcha in for?”  “Killing my [Barbara’s] parents.”  *in unison with Jerome*  Me too!

AN:  I'm gonna take this opportunity to kinkshame all the Jerome and Cameron Monaghan fans in “Gotham”... whenever he does stuff like stretch his face out.  But unless kinkshaming is your kink... you’re welcome.

*basically ends up reciting some of Jerome and Barbara’s back and forth dialogue*

Pfftt.... Hahahahaaa!

Jerome in the background’s like “Hmm hmm!”

“You're [Barbara] bad....”  “Yeah, so why don't you [Jerome] go make me a sandwich.“  Hoo hoo hoooooo!

Selina, what are you doing working for Oswald?

“Jim! Come on in!“  *on the verge of losing my voice*  Jiiiim, what are you doing?!?

“Isn't she [Selina] darling?  It's like having a cat around the house.”  We know she’s Catwoman!

“I'd [Oswald] call us even, but let's not quibble.“  He [Jim] owes you like two favors!

Has Oswald had spies follow Jim?

“What does Lee think?”  Yeah, how does Penguin know about Lee?

“I [Oswald] want you [Jim] to prove to me that our friendship is a real one...”  IT’S NOT!

“Ooh, slow down, slurpy!”  Harvey says as he pours Jim another shot...

Godd, are we gonna get drunk Jim in this episode?

*Jim and Harvey do a brotherly headbutt across the bar counter*  Aaww....

“You two [Bruce and Alfred] are dirty.  What have you been doing?”  “I [Bruce] imagine you [Jim] have something important to say.“  Haha!

Oh my gosh... Bruce has grown up so much since the end of S1.  Wow.

“Surely, sometimes, the right way is also the ugly way.“  But it’s Penguin!

*Bruce opens the “Batcave”*  Please bring up the theme music!  Or did they shut it off? 

Man..  I wanted to hear theme music for the Batcave!

*Bruce beats the crap out of the lock in anger*  Duuude, what are you doing?!?

Barbara’s looking at Richard [Sionis] like “You are disgusting...”

“[Jim Gordon’s] Supposed to be a cold stone hard-ass.  But you're Penguin's bitch, huh?  Who the dickens can you trust anymore?“  Uggh, that’s gonna piss him [Jim] off...

“To Don Falcone, I'll pay. To that fruitcake leprechaun?”  Hahaha what?

Oh my God, Jiimmm!  No!

Jim, what why why?

That weird camera angle again!

Jim, whatcha doinggg?!?!??

*Jim shoots Ogden*  That’s murder.

Ooooohhhhh snap!

Yeah, you don’t have a badge anymore so... that’s just murder!

What’s the fertilizer for?

“I [Bruce] wanted to present it as a fait accompli.”  “Don't start talking French to me [Alfred]!”  Hahahaha!

“Maybe we should wait until you're older.  I mean, who knows what your dear old dad was up to down there, anyway.“  Was he [Thomas Wayne] a Batman before Bruce became the Batman?

“I'm [Bruce] building a bomb to blow down that door.“  *laughing* Oh my God...

“You [Alfred] may assist me or not, as you wish.  But i-if not, some tea would be nice.“  *scoffs*

What’s a tarpaulin?

AN:  Just a fancy word for tarp

Alfred’s like “Fine, I’ll go but I’m gonna complain about it the entire way!”

Jim just looks piiiiissed!

“You OK, Jim?“  No, he’s not!

“Oh yeah.  Daydreaming.”  LIES!

“What’s wrong?”  “Nothing.”  ALSO LIES!

“We [Jim and Lee] could go away and never come back.  What's keeping us here?”  GOTHAM!

Isn’t that like part of the established drinking game yet?  Someone’s like “Oh, let’s go away!” and someone else is like “No, I can’t.  Gotham!”

Is that... Commissioner Loeb?

Oooooohhhh ho hooooo!

There we go!  Turn on the lights!

*Victor lifts up the head of Loeb’s guard*  OHHH my GOd!

*jaw drops when Victor makes the head ‘talk’ to Loeb*

Peanut butter!

Careful, Loeb, you’re gonna bust a forehead vein with all that anger.

“But that does lead us to this sad pickle.“  A sad pickle...

Gotham in a nutshell:  A Sad Pickle

“Want me [Victor] to kill him now?”  “No, make him [Loeb] a nice cheese toastie.  Yes, kill him now, please!”  Hahahaha!

*sings along with the male choir at Loeb’s retirement ceremony*

“Please welcome distinguished businessman, visionary scientist, acclaimed philanthropist and new chairman of development at the Gotham Chamber of Commerce, Mr. Theo Galavan.“  Hello youuuuu...

Loeb’s just like “Oh my God, what have I done?”

WHAT HAVE I DONE/ SWEET JESUS WHAT HAVE I DONE/ BECOME A THIEF IN THE NIGHT/ BECOME A DOG ON THE RUN

*The Arkham inmates clearly aren’t impressed with Zaardon*  HahaHAHAHA!

“I [Theo] haven't lived in Gotham very long, but I already love her like a native.  It just- it just kind of grabs hold of you, doesn't it?”  Meanwhile the natives of Gotham are grumbling into their pamphlets.

“There's magic here.  Magic.  And that is down to everyday heroes like Gillian Loeb.“  *starts singing “Magic” by B.o.B*

“My best wishes to Commissioner Essen.”  Yaaaaayyy!

Jerome’s just like “Oh my Godddd...” in the background when Richard’s telling his story.

HAHA I love the reaction of all the inmates [toward Zaardon]!

What is that?!?

Ohh, Tabitha!

Seriously, what is that blue stuff?

AN:  Knock-out gas

Man, Essen dies in the next episode!  Uggh!

What’s that painting in the background [in Theo’s office] behind all the inmates?

It’s like “Castle”:  you can tell what season of “Gotham” you’re watching just by Jerome’s hair.

Or, in extension, Cameron Monaghan’s hair.

“Well, that sounds fabulous, but I [Barbara] am not a brilliant outlaw.  I just have... mm... issues.“  Yeah... yeah, that um- that sums you up.

*Richard turns down Theo’s offer*  Tabitha’s like “Oooh, buddy, no...”

Shaking her head in the background!

“Oh I [Theo] had such high hopes for you [Richard].  I didn't anticipate sexual jealousy. That always poisons the well.“  Oh hooo....

*Tabitha kills Richard* Oh dang.

“Anybody else wanna leave?”  No.

*in best Sean Pertwee accent*  All righty then, mate, we’re blowing up this door!

Fire in the hole!  *makes explosion sounds*

Oh my God, they’re [Bruce and Alfred] actually blowing it up!  They’re blowing up the door!

*Bruce and Alfred celebrate and high five each other*  Hahaha!

*sings*  Sec-ret laaairr... sec-ret laaiirrr...

“Unless you [Bruce] feel a calling, a true calling.“  Batman!

That dun-dun-dun-dun music in the background sounds like the "Batman Begins” theme.

Jim’s like “Ah, back to justice.  At last!”

*jams the crap out to the ending theme*