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junespriince · 5 months ago

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Yandere au

Dick, holds wally's face with bloody hands, him covered in blood: I would kill for you, I want you to know that.

Wally, used to this: I know, but I wished you wouldn't, you ain't got any rivals baby. I mean it's sexy, you covered in blood and all, but I'm tired of having to back in time to stop you.

Dick, cheerfully: nope! You're too cute, to precious... And all mine <3

Wally, sigh: back to the damn treadmill I go, again.

Donna: no, don't, please, he was so annoying though.

Wally: girl, stop enabling him! This is a bad! A terrible!

Donna: but it so funny.

Wally: ugh, I'm leaving to fix this.

#dick grayson #wally west #donna troy #birdflash #yandere au #my yanader au is make yandere au and make it stupid and funny #wally know and he's tired man #he's getting banned from it all #the speed force ot gonna banned him from everything at this point #donna a bad influence #she just wants funnies

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anna-scribbles · 5 months ago

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so this summer i am nannying a 5 year old who loves miraculous ladybug (my dream) & every day she asks if we can play ladybug and chat noir at the park. these are some comics based on our various games<3

#usually she is ladybug. and i’m hawkmoth #adrien is sometimes a random object or we just pretend he’s there #or sometimes i’m adrien #one time we played where she was ladybug and she betrayed me(adrien) and gave both our miraculous to hawkmoth #and i just collapsed to my knees crying from the betrayal #i’m really super normal about it.#anyway i love my job it’s great #ml #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #my art #ladybug #adrien agreste #marinette dupain cheng #it’s so funny bc i can tell by now which episodes she’s watched bc she’ll want to act them out #usually she wants to act out dark cupid #which is a banger episode. so good #or the paris special #again. banger.

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 1 month ago

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elita pep talk

#transformers one #transformers #b 127 #bumblebee #elita one #i want more content of elita and bee #their dynamic would be so funny i think #ur mean aunt who acts like she hates u but she gets u that one really obscure thing u mentioned in passing conversation #i think their relationship can be really sweet #i think bee would geniunly really look up to elita and think shes so awesome #and elita is just like okay this annoying yellow thing follows me around now i guess #(she loves him)#her stupid son that she hates #shes tough on him but she cares...

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chloesimaginationthings · 4 months ago

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The FNAF Vanessas meet their younger selves..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf vanny #fnaf vanessa #vanessa shelly #vanessa afton #fnaf movie #security breach #fnaf fanart #MORE SCENE VANNY 🩵🩵🩵#also this is a semi sequel to the Mikes ver I made #seeing I think the Vanessas deserve the funny too 😤#I like to think Vanny would tell her younger self white lies #she knows at that age she just wanted to know life would get better for her #seeing teen her was stuck living with her awful father #Vanessa’s life does get hard again as an adult but.. SINCE HW2 I think she’s in a better place #finally stood up to her abuser and all so it does get better #WHILE MOVIE VANESSA …#bit more manic here BAHAH #listen if younger Vanessa loosen screws on her fathers suit #would anyone even know 🙏🏾#she could get away with it-#Movie Vanessa of course would want to prevent things anyway she can #the Afton kids always being a lil crazy is so real

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neuro-psyche · 6 months ago

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I think Dick and Jason would have multiple “what the actual fuck are you saying right now” with Tim and Damian when it comes to quality of life/monetary differences. Sure, Dick and Jason got used to Bruce’s “is $100 a good enough tip on a $30 bill?” shit, but hearing Tim talking about a new laptop he bought for $5000 literally is like a punch in the gut.

If they ever went on a cruise (which they totally wouldn’t because cruises are floating death traps), Jason and Dick would be in awe of the fancy amenities, where as Damian would be unsatisfied with the quality, since he grew up with every single amenity known to man. Tim would just feel like it’s all normal since the Drake’s were extravagant and travelled all over the planet.

Jason : My bedroom is bigger than my fucking apartment.

Dick : I could do a full gymnastics routine with the space in my room.

Tim :

Dick :

Tim : My room is normal sized…

Jason : You grew up in a mega mansion. I hardly think you’re the benchmark of a normal room-

Damian : I must agree with Drake. This room is frankly underwhelming.

Dick, staring wildly at him : What do you mean underwhelming- Dames there’s an aquarium wall in your room.

Damian : Yes. Underwhelming.

Jason :

Dick :

Jason : Do you want to-

Dick : Jump off the boat? Yes.

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dapper-lil-arts · 3 months ago

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Can we talk about the kind of woman Applejack attracts.

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mollysunder · 16 days ago

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What I liked best about Jinx and Sevika's first post-Silco talk was how well it implies why their grief is so pronounced. Every complaint the two lodged at Silco was an admission at how dependent Silco had become on them, how much he LET himself be dependent. Silco didn't NEED to let Jinx give him his eye medicine, he was perfectly capable of doing so in season one's first act. The same could be said about Sevika, because while it wasn't nearly as extreme as with Jinx, he didn't need to give her so much responsibility. Frankly it's dangerous for a kingpin to give their righthand so much power (it's supposed to be spread around), and everyone noticed, even idiots like Finn.

That's why their loss is so pronounced, in all the years they dedicated to Silco, he gave up just as much of himself to them. Silco weakened himself and trusted Sevika and Jinx to make up for it. They filled eachother out, they needed eachother, and without him there's just a hole what they all used to give eachother.

#arcane #arcane meta #silco #sevika #jinx arcane #the way they complained would have been funny if silco wasn't dead but he is so it's more of a wet laugh #it's really an act of extreme faith that silco lets jinx fight his enemies seeing that at their first encounter she ended up killing #majority of her family and killing none of his allies #and i really want to say more about how sevika just throws herself into her fights (and probably the rest of her work)#like sometimes silco didn't even think it was necessary like fighting vi #but sevika just goes for it to her own detriment at times

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jq37 · 5 months ago

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It's super funny to me that, in Suffering, the Siren answers Odysseus's question about how to avoid Poseidon completely truthfully even though she was planning on killing him at first opportunity. It didn't even ping her radar as a suspicious question to ask. It's like her day job is drowning mortal men but her nerdy hobby is nautical navigation and she couldn't help herself. She did NOT have to give him any info but she was like, Ooh fascinating hypothetical question! Here's my analysis on the best way to survive. Anyway, get in the water silly :)

#epic the musical #suffering #the thunder saga #epic the thunder saga #verbatim convo I just had w/ a friend cause I wanted it here too #she's so funny. RIP #your only crime was impersonating a wife guy's wife

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linterteatime · 5 months ago

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Slugcat distribution system gave them an explosive rabid raccoon and a overpowered sewer rat ❤️

#rain world #rainworld downpour #five pebbles #artificer #looks to the moon #rivulet #fanart #my art #Hiiii so uh little rant but #i changed the way i draw moon quite a bit because i wasn't too content with the old design #i don't hate the old one or anything like that #i just feel like this one fits her a bit more personally #old one also looked a bit too goober-like in comparison to everyone else and was the only one i had not changed at all from the first time #but also also i wanted to make her look a bit more like pebbles because i like giving siblings similar things in designs #i find it cool #and also she is now taller because pebbles being the smallest in the gang is funny to me goodnight chat.

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artkaninchenbau · 5 months ago

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People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again

#My art #One Piece #Long post #Sir Crocodile #Nico Robin #Alternatively panel 5 would've been a close up of Crocodile's face from Robin's POV where he looks like he's giving her a death glare #Not intentionally he's just a big scary bastard with a Resting Murder Face and Robin is a small traumatized child #But I wanted to focus on the silliness of the moment so you get the goofy version instead #IDK man there's just something very funny to me about the idea of Robin just randomly info-dumping about a subject she's read about #And Crocodile being like ''?????????????????????? The fuck you talking about??''#Robin leaves the ship's kitchen and Crocodile just stares at the tomato like ''...It's a fruit? Forreal?''#(Meanwhile Robin is sweating bullets like ''I called his favorite vegetable a FRUIT right in his FACE he's going to KILL ME'')#Robin grew extra feet from the bottom of her feet to reach the counter and that actually isn't me trying to explain bad art away #In the original Papadile comic there was a panel of Robin doing the dishes with extra feet to reach the sink but I cut it out #(It was a stress relief comic I did not feel like drawing a complicated background in detail) (BUT YES I THOUGHT OF IT)#Nico Robin Age 11 is *more* than capable of cooking Crocodile just does not trust her with his food. At least not yet #She did start doing the dishes unprompted and continues to do so (mostly out of fear). Croc told her she didn't have to but allows it #IDK a lot of people seem to headcanon Crocodile as incapable of cooking and like. Surely Mr ''I don't trust people'' knows how to cook #Like he doesn't have to be a master chef or anything but and maybe he enjoys not HAVING to cook (pain in the ass with one hand + knife/hook #But surely he can cook decent enough. SURELY #Botanists don't @ me I know the ''tomato is a fruit'' thing isn't fully accurate this is just a silly little haha comic

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cosmicseashanty · 6 months ago

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She can one shot most adults!

Original post here.

#ffxiv #albi re'oh #thancred waters #albicred #wolcred #i just wanted to include the cigarette for the flippant vibes but it's funny to think about albi needing a smoke break by first boss #isle of haam was a real time for her #thank god she hadn't started stress smoking during isle of val #my art

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bumblingest-bee · 1 year ago

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every day i think about that one illegal high school production of les miserables on youtube where they changed lovely ladies from being about sex workers to being about like... selling bread... but they kept all the lines about "waiting for the customers who only come at night" and "standing up or lying down or any way at all" which paints a strange and delightful picture of some kind of nighttime bread black market

#also fantine is selling clothes which makes it unintentionally funny when the customer just wants to get a closer look at a scarf #and she slaps him for absolutely no reason #bee posts nonsense #theatre #les mis

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mushroom-through-the-stargate · 6 months ago

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romantic partner? no, i want a lab partner. i want to run experiments and solve the secrets of the universe together. maybe we're wearing lab coats. maybe the cafeteria has bagels.

#aromantic #aroace #mushroom rambles #rodney mckay core #funny enough this is actually bc i watched the sgu episode with rodney #and i was GEEKING OUT over seeing my precious boy #and mum was like 'you have a crush on him' and obvi i was like no i do NOT #and shes like 'professional crush. doesnt have to be romantic.'#and that just CLICKED bc omg thats EXACTLY WHAT IT IS #i dont want to date or fuck him but i so want to befriend and work with him

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chloesimaginationthings · 7 months ago

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