#she is such a nice cat

[eepymeepy]

im so silly. i look at my cat and ask “are you a cat?” and i respond with "yeah, youre a cat."

like of course shes a cat. this is well established i dont need to check

[samipekoe]

save me maomao......maomao....save me...

[scourgebff]

tfw u go to live with ur cool dad who definitely isn’t a horrible person and ur gonna be happy and never worry about anything ever again cause this is a fresh start to ur new life

[juicedaloe]

me and my gf :3 (she is made of water)

[jayadwal]

[lturnips]

Someone who doesn't know anything about greek mythology watching Kaos: yh this is probs pretty accurate

Someone who knows a fair bit about greek mythology watching Kaos: this is so inaccurate they have changed everything

Someone who had studied greek mythology watching Kaos: omg omg omg so much of this is so accurate

[fawnduu]

I’m almost me again, she’s almost you ~

Yeah I’m listening to hozier and thinking about my lesbian cowboys again , same old same old.

[themilfsland]

Being Emo Wanda’s girlfriend means you will always be her makeup test model. Every week she would come with a new eyeliner and lipstick to test on you. Of course you never complain about that, instead, it’s your opportunity to tease her.

Wanda sitting on your low belly, focus on doing her best makeup job on you, while you keep your hands on her thighs, with the excuse to help with her balance. Your hands going up to her waist, fingertips touching her bare skin that you once pulled her tshirt up a little.

She only says “Stop”, you smirk and ignore her words then she repeats “I know what you are doing. I said stop”. Her eyes darken and catches your gaze, waiting for your next move. You give a defiant look and start scratching her belly upwards but before your hands get on her breasts she takes your arms off her, holding tigh your wrists and bringing up to your head, pressing them on the mattress. “Are you gonna stop now?”, her raspy voice makes you whimper. “Hmm maybe, or maybe you will have to do better to make me stop”, she just raises her eyebrows and push the makeup away until you feel her entire body pressing yours.

[mud-castle]

What a sweet, wholesome relationship between a leader and her apprentice. I'm sure nothing will ever affect their bond in the future ❤️

[napping-sapphic]

Good luck trying to casually cuddle with me if we date we’d lay down and get nice and cozy and then i would fall asleep in two seconds flat and trap you for four hours

[michameinmicha]

Everybody look at my beautiful baby enjoying some scritches✨️ i love her so much!!!💕💕

[morganbritton132]

Eddie to his Tiktok following: Hey guys, it’s currently eight AM on a Saturday and we just got back from the grocery store because Stevie here needs to make a pie for our neighbor and sworn enemy, Diane.

Steve: You don’t understand because you didn’t grow up in an upper middle class neighborhood, Eddie. This is warfare. She brought us cookies.

Eddie, sarcastically: Wow, thank god I grew up in a trailer park where I never got hate-crimed like this.

Steve: She’s saying that we suck

Eddie: Or, and consider this, she was just being nice? Maybe she was making cookies and wanted to share.

Steve: They’re oatmeal cookies, Eddie

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[captainpingulin]

NSFW continuation on twitter (linktree in bio)

[padawansuggest]

Okay so I want to make an arranged marriage AU for Obi-Wan/Jango. But like. Instead of it being all ‘neither of us want this’ it’s a contract that they both willingly signed and honestly it was obsession at first sight.

Lemme explain.

See, Stewjon (ruled by King Yoda and his mess of adopted kids, so adoption is very common on the planet and they don’t even mind that Prince Jango already has kids) is a peaceful little world that cares about arts, parties, and farming. It’s a mixture of fun and practical. Most Mandalorians think it’s kinda shallow, but fun for party weekends to run off to. A lot of New Mandalorians that still hate the republic send their kids off to school there.

Obi-Wan is 25 minutes late to the meeting and Jango is all ‘you know what, I can handle not having to entertain him, clearly he’s got better things to do Lmao, this marriage will be easy’ and then the next minute someone flings open the meeting room doors, and you can just SEE Prince Qui-Gon’s face fall. He’s been toting the qualities of his baby son for the whole time they’ve been there, talking about the art degrees the kid has (Obi likes painting and sculpting in canon okay) and Jango is all ‘that’s great, he can paint his own wedding armor I’m sure it’ll be lovely’ and about how Obi-Wan is great with kids and loves to read ‘that’s great, he can entertain my father AND son at the same time’

And then the door slams open, and in comes a wild looking Xanatos, physically dragging a snarling young man who’s trying to bite through Xanatos’s wrist.

‘DAD HES TRYING TO REMOVE MY HAND’

‘Oh my. He’s not normally so… violent.’

‘THATS A FUCKING LIE AND YOU KNOW IT’

Anyways, Obi-Wan is eventually soothed into submission when Jango, who can’t stop laughing, asks if Obi-Wan really finds him so distasteful, cause he can just leave if so. Obi-Wan, after pulling his slightly bloody mouth off his brother’s arm with an air of dainty sweetness, just licks his chops and mentions Xanatos told him the Mandalorians would take away his pet Varactyl because they wouldn’t want Boga running around the city.

Jango just laughs even harder and tells him he can have whatever big dangerous pets he wants to. Obi-Wan gets up to go meet his new future husband and inform him that he would like a nexu. Jango says yes but also gifts him a new virodagger that makes Obi-Wan squeal about how pretty it is.

Jaster expected them to leave the planet with a very tenacious plan for breaking off the marriage but instead Jango is sighing lovingly and telling his new beloved that they shan’t be parted for much longer. Lovesick strill pups at first sight.

[kryng3-art1st]

“Well, I walked into your dagger for the last time,

It’s like trying to start a fire with matches in the snow,

Where you can’t seem to hold me,

Can’t seem to let me go,

So I can’t find surrender,

And I can’t keep control,”

-Vampire Empire: Big Theif

[cheeseproducts]

happy birthday rei