#she is my only braincell.

[nidstiniens]

they boarded up the windows and the doors to my house no one will ever read the letters of the lies that i told from the years i was changed by crooked hearts

[basslinegrave]

pin-up

b&w originals

[mercurymacaroons]

arrives 15 min late with a latte

......sup

[natelia-aldelliz]

Ghost : Ok, why do you baby Gaz so much, you do know he's a grown man, right?

Price : Oh come on, first off I don't baby him, second, jealousy doesn't suit you, third, he's the youngest of us, it's only normal that I watch over him a bit more, he's basically a baby, he just turned 27 last week!

Gaz : Damn, don't remind me, I feel old. But also like, maybe it's because he's the youngest sibling, but I do feel older than Soap most days, to be honest.

Price : Well yeah, you two are very close in age, but Soap's actually gonna turn 29 later this year, right Soap?

Soap :

Price : ... Soap?

Soap : Yep, sorry, yeah, wasn't paying attention, sure, I'm gonna be uh... 28? Wait no, that was last year, 29 right, ahah...

Ghost :

Gaz :

Price :

Soap : *avoids eye contact*

Price : How old are you son?

Soap : 29?

Gaz : Aren't you supposed to be 28...?

Soap : Ahah, yeah, that's what I meant, I'm 28, I'm gonna be 29... right?

Ghost : You're lying aren't you. You look like you're lying. Price, he's lying.

Price : What's your birth year?

Soap :

Price : ....

Soap, visibly counting on his fingers : 1994 !

Ghost, staring at Price with his look(tm) :

Gaz : Wait, you don't know your birth year by heart?

Ghost : No, he just doesn't remember the lie he said.

Soap : Come on, LT, what do you mean, a lie, I'm just your average 29 years old man, born in 1994, what do you want me to say?

Ghost : Johnny, you'd be born in 1993 if you were 29, I mean, if you didn't also lie about your birthday.

Soap :

Price, having had enough of today already : Okay, how old are you really. What's your real birth year.

Soap : ..... 1996 ?

Gaz : I'M NOT THE FUCKING BABY ANYMORE THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE !!!

Ghost, concerned : You're 26 ?? But your file said you've been in active duty for 10 years !

Soap : Yep 😁👍

Ghost :

Soap : Funny story, I was actually 15 when i enrolled, cause it was before my birthday, but yeah.

Ghost :

Soap : Don't look at Price like that, he knew all about me ~allegedly~ kidnapping a military officer and still wanted me, he's not gonna push me out because my joints are gonna hurt two years later than he originally thought.

Gaz : Wait, no, back up, you did what to a military officer?

Soap : Oh, I never told you? Yeah, he was really pissing me off, you know how it is-

Price : I'm going back to bed.

[tfp-is-my-lifeblood-lol]

Can we talk about how TFP Arcee has a catchphrase, just Ratchet's "I needed that," "yep yep, yep," and "puh-lease!" Shockwave's "Logic" and Knockout's obsession with "luster" and his finish?

Like, am I wrong that Arcee constantly saying "it could be a trap" is a running joke? I feel like no one talks about that, which makes me sad because it's hilarious.

They even acknowledge it (I forget what episode, not gonna lie) when Arcee goes: "I know, I know, broken record, but...it COULD be a trap."

I just freaking love how Arcee thinks literally everything is a trap. And it's so justified, because 99% of the time, she's right.

[scootarooni]

They mean the world to me

[zrllosyn-art]

Artfight of Cinnamon for @petite-pumpkin!!

WE ARE BACK ON TRACK WITH THE TAROT THEME BABEYYYy

[kassycreations]

Garmadon: Looks like we can't mansplain, malewife, manipulate our way out of this one

Wu: Manwhore it is then!

Garmadon: Brother, your manwhoring makes things worse! We need another option

Misako, holding up an ancient axe twice her size: Manslaughter

[the-crepuscular-queen]

Something about this quote. Something about how trust is a major factor to Gideon's and Harrow's relationship to work together and how that snowballs into more. It's just going to rotate in my mind forever.

[bl-bracket]

Realized I have deprived y'all of photos of my little girl Mina! As many of y'all know, I used to give photos of her after a bracket finished as a participation trophy for everyone, something I forgot to do the past couple times! Now that our himbo bracket is over, it's time to share photos of her again! Our bracket may have been about himbos, but she is far from one herself! While that first photo may make it seem like she's perplexed by a door, it was taken mere moments before she reached up to grab at the doorknob. Lately she's started jumping up at the doorknob in an attempt to use her weight to pull it open. This is an improvement to one of her earlier methods of opening doors, running up and flinging herself onto the door in order to try to brute force her way in. I fear that time is ticking down before she properly figures out doorknobs. Soon no door will be safe from her.

[lunaetis]

CHANGLI had been moved from test muses to primary !

[wuxian-vs-wangji]

I think that's going to be the end of the watch through until this time next week. I want to spend tomorrow and Sunday getting the PrapaiSky chapter of my fic finished and posted if possible, then I head out of town to see Seventeen in Chicago TWICE!

[revenantghost]

I love so many Trigun creations of so many flavors, I can't choose a favorite. But there's something so special about that warm and tender feeling you get when you see something, have to sit back or step away, shut your eyes, and think, "God they're so fucking stupid."

[bbygirl-aemond]

What would have happened if Alicent agreed to marry Helaena to Jace?

...It wouldn't have really changed anything on the Greens' end. Maybe it would have gained the Blacks a few more allies?

The issue with marrying Helaena to Jace is that Helaena was never the problem and was only ever in danger because her brothers were. Aegon, Aemond, and Daeron were in danger by virtue of their existence, as challenges to Rhaenyra's claim. Any lord who didn't want Rhaenyra to rule wouldn't care if Helaena married into Rhaenyra's bloodline, because Aegon would still be there as an alternative to Rhaenyra in their minds.

This is the whole point of Alicent's "you are the challenge Aegon, as you live and breathe" line in the show. It's not Helaena who's the challenge; it's Aegon. A marriage between Helaena and Jace might make Aegon less willing to stand against Rhaenyra, but unfortunately his willingness was never the problem, either. Aegon's not the challenge because he wants to be; what he wants, or even what he's suited to, has no bearing on this. He's the challenge in spite of these things, not because of them, and he's the challenge just because he's Viserys's eldest son.

And, as I've talked about before here, there's real-world precedent from the rough time and place Fire and Blood is based off of about what happens with these challengers. Lady Jeyne Gray was a sixteen year old girl who was still seen as a challenge to Queen Mary's reign even after Jeyne renounced her claim and swore fealty to Mary, because men were still going to war for her. So Mary killed her, not because she wanted to, but because nothing was going to dissuade these men from inciting war save for Jeyne's death. Because the men had never cared about what Jeyne wanted, only how they could use Jeyne for their own political ends.

The lords supporting Aegon's claim are supporting him to fulfill their own misogynistic goals; they don't care what he, or Helaena, or any of the other Greens want. They don't need to. They only need him to exist. To live. To breathe. As Alicent said, that is all the challenge they need.

[sallysellsseashellssundays]

Rose: flirts with Adam, a genius who’d give anything to travel among the stars, who reminds Rose of the Doctor when he talks about how clever he is and how fantastic it was to hack some US system

Rose: *oblivious as to why she’s really attracted to Adam*

Nine: sees Rose flirting with Jack, hears her say the words “I trust him because he's like you. Except with dating and dancing”

Nine: *oblivious as to why she’s really attracted to Jack*

[sanjiaftersex]

your top 15 favourite tv shows can say a lot about your personality

Tagged by @kuhakukage

Let's go besties :

1. Courage the Cowardly Dog

2. Danny Phantom

3. Teen Titans

4. Teen Wolf

5. Inuyasha

7. Tokyo Ghoul

8. Shen He Ling/Word of Honor

9. Australia's next top model

10. Brooklyn 99

11. How to get away with murder

No tags all the besties can come list their favourite shows so i can get some good tv show recs thank yew.