#she is karate chopping

[bugoutreviewgirlie]

Marinette definitely has some type of background in mixed martial arts, unless all Ladybugs innately know how to wrestle

[doctorwhommm]

i love season 1 and season 2 actually

[floofysmallbob]

I was scrolling Pinterest and I kept finding panels from the manga of Neito getting knocked out. Him being overdramatic doesn’t give anyone an excuse to knock him out and drag him by the collar. He gets karate chopped to the back of the neck so frequently no one blinks an eye at the fact that he is getting punched by someone who is strong enough to crush tungsten with just her fists. Also, he only acts overdramatic around Class A, his classmates know he’s not like that all the time, and it would be fine to just drag him away while he’s still conscious. It’s one thing when he’s saying things like the whole “Bakugou caused the downfall of all might” to provoke people, or when he’s fighting dirty, but when he’s just getting carried away laughing manically, there’s zero reason to knock him unconscious and drag him across the floor.

[theoneofmanyofficial]

Can't relate

I say as I laugh in 10 alarms, 4 missed check up calls, 1 dog (35 lbs) dropped on me, and a karate chop (right in the stomach) from my sister

Also

This would be my reaction but in the opposite direction. Four alarms is not nearly enough for Silver. That boy needs an entire collection!

[spotsupstuff]

Would sparrows want a marketable caper of euros plushie?

Sparrows: "I'm banned from merch, so whether i want to or not ultimately doesn't matter much."

[unnamed-idi0t]

Guess who found his old karate gi, dyed it green, and is currently chopping off the sleeves!! ✨✨

[j2zara]

In Jace + the Jacesverse LJ3 it is a little bit of a meme that they’re a Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog ass couple but which one of them is Miss piggy and which one is Kermit really really depends on which one of them they’re a fan of

[duskier]

bite. I bite her Pudge. Bite the tumby. Butch belly bite

Chewi g is love

Be careful, she's ticklish!!

[cinnbar-bun]

Also I dunno about you guys but when my sister, my cousin, and I played with our Barbie and Monster High dolls we actively made the most insane and ludicrous plot points that probably should not have been discussed by elementary students.

[room-on-broom]

The Muppets should do the wind in the willows

[lesbiankoby]

narutwins but their halves of kurama keep egging them on to fight each other. two bastards who cannot be in the same room unless they are actively conspiring against someone

jflksdajfksl both halves of kurama are sooooooo angry about this stupid fucking situation if the narutwins take each other out then the problem is pretty much solved [instigates dumb bickering that escalates into a rasengan v rassengan fight because naruto "borrowed" one of mitos tops]

[sweetmoonbeam17]

x

[grrrrriffin]

I also need Yoshida to explode

[thebibliosphere]

The only thing I need from the BatMuppet story that I didn't get yet is the HIIIIIIII-YA moment where Miss Piggy karate chops Bruce Wayne.

And has no idea the significance of doing so.

Oh, no, no. She doesn't do it to Bruce. She does it to the Joker.

They're at a televised charity gala, making the rounds. All the usual glitz and glam. Miss Piggy has just left to powder her snout when the shooting starts, and cries to "get down on the ground now!" reverberate through the room. It's almost half expected that the night is going to end in a hostage situation. It's Gotham, for Christ's sake. But no one's expecting the Joker. He's supposed to be in Arkham. The Bats just put him there. He shouldn't be out already.

Bruce is stalling for time, trying to give the Boy Wonder and all his other kids time to get to them. He's stammering, hands in the air, offering to pay whatever the Joker wants if he'll let all these people go. Except the Joker doesn't take ransoms. He barely takes prisoners. And he's got a gun aimed squarely at Bruce Wayne's forehead.

But Bruce keeps trying, inching forward on his knees, hands behind his head. Trying to figure out how much he can get away with in a room full of all these fucking cameras. He's going to get shot. He already knows it. It's just a question of whether he can duck and make sure it goes through his shoulder and not his head. Christ, he fucking hates guns.

"Come on," Bruce says, trying his hardest to sound both scared and amenable. "Everyone has a price. Name yours."

The Joker laughs, gesturing grandly with his free hand. "Tell you what, Brucie-boy, you'll get a price when pigs fly!"

The sound of enraged hoofs striking off marble makes itself known. A deep, guttural squeal tears through the night. The kind that hunters of old knew to fear and keep at the end of a long spear. The Joker turns just in time to see Miss Piggy flying through the air. Eyes red. Tusks bared. Hand raised. "HIIIIIII-YA!"

Jim Gordon's outside, preparing to launch a frontal assault, when the news comes in over the radio. He listens, shouldering the radio against his ear as he pulls a cigarette case out of his pocket. "To shreds, you say? What about the henchmen? To shreds, you say..."

[unnamed-idi0t]

Guess who found his old karate gi, dyed it green, and is currently chopping of the sleeves!! ✨✨

[variantia]

Elsa before her fallout with Geten: *FREEZES SOLID anyone who so much as breathes a bad word about him*

Elsa after her fallout with Geten: HE'S A LITTLE BITCH BRING HIM HERE AND I'LL FREEZE THE WATER IN HIS EYEBALLS