#she is a grandma 💀
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dilf (doctor id like to fuck)
#posting this while she is sitting across from me on the table with other doctors and nurses around#also#she is a grandma 💀#but her grandchildren are little#she hasnt mentioned anything about a husband 👀#anyway if anyone ask i didn't say this#jo says stuff#personal ramblings#intern(ally screaming)
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Old Wounds
Another project I had initially set up as “low effort” only to spend a month working on it
#not ship art#but I won’t mind much if you read it as such#I just think Shimo needs lots of time to rediscover herself#also she’s a grandma so everyone else is her grandkid#don’t ask where suko is btw i forgot he was standing right in front of shimo in the movie 💀#he’s uh. hiding#shimo#godzilla#kong#king kong#monsterverse#godzilla x kong: the new empire#monsterverse godzilla#monsterverse kong#godzilla evolved#godzilla x kong#gxk#kaiju#kaiju art#comic#godzilla comics
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onyx at jade mountain
#i myself forget she's literally middle-aged#forget being old enough to be everyone else's mom she could be their grandma if you think about it 💀#wof#wings of fire#onyx
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Katrinka Mantis!! Odalia’s aunt X]
#Katrinka is a wine aunt (in the more literal sense of alcoholism instead of not having children) and always has a glass in her hand#when she doesn’t it’s probably cuz she’s being forced not to drinkhjhk#she lowkey kinda forgets about her two kids but give her some time she’ll remember them after five minutes X]#Katrinka loves to visit Odalia and her sisters….smothering them with gifts and affection (thinks of grandma kisses…shudders)#also she loves to gossip—like LOVES TO…..you actually can’t get her to stop unless you drag her away from the convo 💀💀#aaaaanywaaaayssss runs away for another month or whatever#welcome home#welcome home oc#welcome home puppet show#welcome home fandom#welcome home au#welcome home art#welcome home fanart#slay#gyad damn#Katrinka#Katrinka Mantis
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I'm an honest woman, I'll admit I first was interested in the game because of the Sylus hype.
But now that I unlocked him I-
Never has a pile of pixels made want to act like such a brat. I dun even know myself. When he was taunting or ordering MC around I wanted to speedrun death so bad.
Oh! You don't think I can shoot you. TRY ME BITCH!!
When will I enter the banquet room or whatever tf is that. I don't care that Mephisto is there. I'll turn around!!
I want to inconvenience this man every breath so bad. I'll make him wait hours for me to finish eating.
*Clears throat*
I took him to the arcade (for camaraderie obv) and attempted TWICE TO GET THE DUCKING SUCCULENT BUNNY AND FAIL.
There's something so ticklish about the fact that big, bad Onychinus leader probably would steal the plushies if I didn't stop him. I'll never let it die, I swear-
#love and deep space#love and deepspace#sylus#sylus love and deepspace#lnds sylus#love and deepspace sylus#lads sylus#lads#sylus l&ds#l&ds sylus#l&ds#lmao my grandma listened to me vent about the plushie#and she said my prize was Sylus 💀#I think she's a Sylus girlie
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just had a horrifying family lore conversation with my grandmother and now I need to ask: did your family have an official barf bowl for when you were too sick to get out of bed in time?
if it was a bowl/pot from the kitchen, did it return to active use in the kitchen once washed?
#not st#vomit tw#just learned the only reason I haven't been served food out of The Bowl is because my grandma is too old to cook#she sees no issue as long as it's washed 💀💀💀#10 votes in and I'm already aghast#do you all just not hoard old ice cream tubs etc#why does it have to be an Actual Kitchen Bowl
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seen some people hating on rosiepuff and i will not STANDDD FOR THIS SLANDER. give her the respect she deserves
#SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL LITTLE LADY AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS DISRESPECT ON HER NAME#how are u gonna hate the lady who literally sacrificed herself for branch#trolls#art#branch#rosiepuff#grandma rosiepuff#bees art#still learning how to draw trollings#and. side profiles 💀#id in alt text#bee queue guys
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I’ve been inactive for a week ‘cause I’ve been feeling bad but y’all I bought my first ever Monster High doll and I’m SO happy about it holy shit 😭
#꒰ v’s rambling ꒱#G3 Abbey Bominable you have my whole heart#I love her so much I swear#Thank you to my grandma since she’s technically the one who paid for it#You don’t know how happy I am since I’ve always loved MH but never got to buy them as a kid#They were just so expensive and well… I don’t think they were all that common in the toy stores I frequented as a baby#I’m definitely gonna buy more MH dolls when I can but for now I’m gonna chill with the spending 💀
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Just found out that my 73 year old grandma is a Godzilla fan and I somehow never knew about it until today. My mother, on the other hand, hates Godzilla and my grandma is very disappointed in her rn.
If the weather isn't too bad tomorrow I can go see Godzilla minus one with her! :D
And drag my mom with us
#godzilla#godzilla minus 1#godzilla minus one#godzilla movies#my grandma deadass said “I don't know where I went wrong with her” after she said she didn't like godzilla#💀💀💀💀
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This summer mood:
#Lost my grandpa last month#And now I have to cut off my grandma because she said the most vile shit to me#So I guess I no longer have grandparents#This summer is actually driving me insane#And I was so excited a couple months ago and so motivated to do everything#I was writing so much#And then everything fell apart#Sorry for venting but I had the craziest day and I don't know what else to do#Am I the asshole for not talking to my grandma again after she screamed into my face how much she resents me for not being fully Norwegian?#💀#Among other things??#Venting#tw vent
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Is that character gay? *points at Mine*
Allegedly.
#snap chats#depends on what day you check the wiki. schrodinger's homosexual#i couldnt FATHOM showing mine to my mom i know she'd be so annoying 😭😭😭#actually i cant even imagine what'd happen. 'is he gay' 'yeah' 'oh-' LIKE WHAT. WHAT NOW MOTHER WHAT HAVE YOU SAY TO THAT#like i think my mom asks that so much as a cope for my existence when i dont even like men mom As Per Usual mother you got it wrong#she's so weird because her. 'best work friend(? boss?)' is gay so she doesnt care about gay people she just doesnt like. me LMAO#but my moms selective hating aside i do wish i could show her characters i like#not because i want to bond with her but because it always seems funny when everyone else does it with their parents#but id just be too embarrassed ... or i can just imagine her saying like. every other chara is scary lookin. or ugly. liek my grandma did 💀#my sisters keep telling me to show her daigo since they think he looks like our dad and im always tempted to#god wait that just reminds me how when i did a daigo cosplay last year my dad saw me and he was like 'you're like a mini me :)'#like .... cmon dawg youre not helping LCKAEJLKCJAE love him. hope to see him again soon <- literally just saw him#wait while im rambling my dad came over and our 'uncle' (no actual relation just dad's friend) gave us. 12 fucking bottles of wine#when no one in this house drinks enough to warrant TWELVE BOTTLES ?? so funny. at least my sis and her husband drink#and i have one (1) friend who drinks LOL so thats cute. do i have any other unnecessary lore bits to drop before i disappear for a week#our ac broke and its been hot as balls. yeah thats it thats the end of it see you guys next week
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the wig my grandma absolutely hates
#im so unphotogenic today 💀#i need to replace the lights in my bathroom desperately#the pink one solidifies#anyways my grandma said she never wants to see this wig 😭😭😭😭 dramatic ass
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I am heavily contemplating on buying myself a dvd player soon and buying all the DVDs for a ton of movies and tv shows I grew up watching cuz I miss the magic of dvds
#hear me out on this one okay. but the Barbie movies were magic on dvd back in the day#and I do wanna see if stores are still selling the old strawberry shortcake dvds before I go online for those#I wanna snort that nostalgia so bad#and of course I’ll need to get the dcau on dvd#like all of it cuz I’m so bored with the dccu since we don’t get as much new stuff#it’s always Batman or superman and love them but I’m kinda bored from always seeing a new bman or sups movie#Wonder Woman I wouldn’t mind a new actor for her but I know she’s not gonna be a muscle mommy which I’ll be sad about#give me a Wonder Woman that is built like rhea ripely god damnit#the flash is eh cuz I found out this whole time I’ve been watching the Wally west flash#but yeah Wally is who I want and then there’s the green lantern like dude is so cool iams all we have is the 1 from 2011 I think#sure I could watch some of the tv series they have but I have too many shows on my watch list it’s overwhelming at times so I skip over lots#tho I will have to pray like crazy cuz some of the things I know I want are probably gonna be expensive as fuck even as second hand#saw a class of the titans season 1 dvd going for $81 cad 💀💀💀#the world is not kind to those who don’t love the digital age#I prefers my dvds cuz I own it and no one can take it away from me unless they physically steal it#omg I’m turning into my grandma cuz she still had the vhs player with some tapes too#just wish she never donated the tapes for swan princess 1-3 and Anastasia and ferngully and basically all my faves that she owned#like Ngl a part of me wants to hit up value village just to see if maybe they’re still there or if I’ll find other copies of the same things#cuz a perk about cities with older people is that you get so much older tech and other items it’s insane
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I may have religious trauma but I also have the knowledge of hundreds of shows so wholesome that the religous channels approved of them.
#Growing up being raised by your latina grandma meant that I watched the religious channels religiously (pun intended)#(it also means I cried once when she “caught” me watching Wizards of Waverly place but that's a conversation for another day)#religious shows are genuinely wholesome tho (?#leaving behind the whole adoctrination part 💀 they are slow paced or maybe it's just that TV shows used to be more slow paced#tbf some decades have passed#regardless the point is that they bring me lots of joy and inner peace#there's also lots of puppets and songs and genuinely great art
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#my grandma has been in the er all day today 💀#second time she's had to go in two weeks#last time it wasnt bad but she's staying the night this time#i hope she'll be okay. it's just been a lot recently tbh#just with Everything that's happening in general#i just needed to vent for a quick second
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hi kiko! <3
🧁 for the handwritten asks!
handwritten asks game ✏
#.usps#that woman loved her 80s music#she also played a lot of rock music#which was crazy cause my grandma is crazy evangelical and she was like “devil music!!!”#and my mom would just turn the volume up 💀#and now she's mad at me for getting tattoos
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