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newtness532 · 8 months ago

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dilf (doctor id like to fuck)

#posting this while she is sitting across from me on the table with other doctors and nurses around #also #she is a grandma 💀#but her grandchildren are little #she hasnt mentioned anything about a husband 👀#anyway if anyone ask i didn't say this #jo says stuff #personal ramblings #intern(ally screaming)

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kaliido-s · 9 months ago

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Old Wounds

Another project I had initially set up as “low effort” only to spend a month working on it

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shiftywing · 1 year ago

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onyx at jade mountain

#i myself forget she's literally middle-aged #forget being old enough to be everyone else's mom she could be their grandma if you think about it 💀#wof #wings of fire #onyx

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pallases · 2 months ago

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quite pleasantly surprised by wicked movie but i Will say we were robbed of elphaba leaning in close to glinda saying “come with me to the emerald city” followed by glinda’s “i’ve always wanted to see the emerald city” while looking deep into her eyes arms around her shoulders twirling elphaba’s hair

#not sure if this was unique to the last time i saw wicked but either way. shoutout to those two leads fr 😘✌🏻 <- that’s me kissing #two fingers and holding them out btw #personal #other notes:#- fiyero looked too old sorry but he did perform pretty well #- still unreasonably annoyed by ariana’s eyebrows being so pale and blending into her skin under certain lightings esp when they gave her #giant black lashes like at least be consistent 💀#- otherwise pretty pleasantly surprised by her performance there were still moments esp when she laughed where i was like this is too #‘ariana’ and not ‘glinda’ enough but for the most part she did wayyy better than i had anticipated #- the instrumentation to vocal balancing was weird throughout but i’m not sure if that came down mostly to it being in theatre vs on a home #tv ik it can depend on how they designed it #- was not a fan of nessa or madame morrible the way both of them sang and even how madame morrible spoke sometimes came off very stilted to #me i did like nessa’s spoken delivery tho #- not sure how but i had no clue abt the kristen/idina cameo ahjdf the way my mom #grandma and me all gasped #- cynthia did well i wasn’t concerned abt her initially but then saw the way they were marketing with her and got a little worried bc it #wasn’t very ‘elphaba’ but she portrayed her personality great #- they paced defying gravity weird i wasn’t super fond of the end. the bit where she’s falling and facing her younger self i was like okay #this is a cool change actually but then they interrupted in the middle again after that and suddenly cut to the ‘nobody in all of oz’ bit #and i went mmmm don’t like that #- liked the effects!#- wasn’t overly fond of jeff goldblum as the wizard but i suppose there is time to change my opinion there with act ii #- enjoyed what is this feeling flipping btwn so many settings to show how much they were clashing in every respect #- costumes!!#- was slightly bothered by autotune first half and then im not sure if they cut back on it or if i just got used to it #- probably more stuff that i might add later but can’t think of rn. overall nice experience don’t plan on rewatching anytime soon but still #intend to see part 2 #wicked 2024 spoilers #<- for the cameo mention mainly

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ashchoo · 1 year ago

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Katrinka Mantis!! Odalia’s aunt X]

#Katrinka is a wine aunt (in the more literal sense of alcoholism instead of not having children) and always has a glass in her hand #when she doesn’t it’s probably cuz she’s being forced not to drinkhjhk #she lowkey kinda forgets about her two kids but give her some time she’ll remember them after five minutes X]#Katrinka loves to visit Odalia and her sisters….smothering them with gifts and affection (thinks of grandma kisses…shudders)#also she loves to gossip—like LOVES TO…..you actually can’t get her to stop unless you drag her away from the convo 💀💀#aaaaanywaaaayssss runs away for another month or whatever #welcome home #welcome home oc #welcome home puppet show #welcome home fandom #welcome home au #welcome home art #welcome home fanart #slay #gyad damn #Katrinka #Katrinka Mantis

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bunnybelleisamess · 6 months ago

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I'm an honest woman, I'll admit I first was interested in the game because of the Sylus hype.

But now that I unlocked him I-

Never has a pile of pixels made want to act like such a brat. I dun even know myself. When he was taunting or ordering MC around I wanted to speedrun death so bad.

Oh! You don't think I can shoot you. TRY ME BITCH!!

When will I enter the banquet room or whatever tf is that. I don't care that Mephisto is there. I'll turn around!!

I want to inconvenience this man every breath so bad. I'll make him wait hours for me to finish eating.

*Clears throat*

I took him to the arcade (for camaraderie obv) and attempted TWICE TO GET THE DUCKING SUCCULENT BUNNY AND FAIL.

There's something so ticklish about the fact that big, bad Onychinus leader probably would steal the plushies if I didn't stop him. I'll never let it die, I swear-

#love and deep space #love and deepspace #sylus #sylus love and deepspace #lnds sylus #love and deepspace sylus #lads sylus #lads #sylus l&ds #l&ds sylus #l&ds #lmao my grandma listened to me vent about the plushie #and she said my prize was Sylus 💀#I think she's a Sylus girlie

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givehimthemedicine · 9 months ago

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just had a horrifying family lore conversation with my grandmother and now I need to ask: did your family have an official barf bowl for when you were too sick to get out of bed in time?

if it was a bowl/pot from the kitchen, did it return to active use in the kitchen once washed?

#not st #vomit tw #just learned the only reason I haven't been served food out of The Bowl is because my grandma is too old to cook #she sees no issue as long as it's washed 💀💀💀#10 votes in and I'm already aghast #do you all just not hoard old ice cream tubs etc #why does it have to be an Actual Kitchen Bowl

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vampstel · 5 months ago

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I’ve been inactive for a week ‘cause I’ve been feeling bad but y’all I bought my first ever Monster High doll and I’m SO happy about it holy shit 😭

#꒰ v’s rambling ꒱#G3 Abbey Bominable you have my whole heart #I love her so much I swear #Thank you to my grandma since she’s technically the one who paid for it #You don’t know how happy I am since I’ve always loved MH but never got to buy them as a kid #They were just so expensive and well… I don’t think they were all that common in the toy stores I frequented as a baby #I’m definitely gonna buy more MH dolls when I can but for now I’m gonna chill with the spending 💀

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cryptidnamedhabit · 1 year ago

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Just found out that my 73 year old grandma is a Godzilla fan and I somehow never knew about it until today. My mother, on the other hand, hates Godzilla and my grandma is very disappointed in her rn.

If the weather isn't too bad tomorrow I can go see Godzilla minus one with her! :D

And drag my mom with us

#godzilla #godzilla minus 1 #godzilla minus one #godzilla movies #my grandma deadass said “I don't know where I went wrong with her” after she said she didn't like godzilla #💀💀💀💀

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loki-hargreeves · 6 months ago

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This summer mood: