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i love having a city friend because i ask her how shes doing and she sends me an entire heroic cycle about her odyssey to buying the one shampoo she really likes
#my posts#she does this every day. btw#city ppl are scawy they have multiple pharmacies and enjoy shopping in them for cosmetics
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A quarian OC I haven't named yet. Fun facts:
she was born on the Qwib-Qwib
left on her pilgrimage 10+ years ago
no plans to ever return to the Flotilla (she was unhappy there)
is stubbornly independent
has no credits (anymore)
wants to write a book but life keeps happening
inseparable from her backpack (it contains everything she owns)
one more bad day away from becoming a career criminal
#mass effect#onedismay art#onedismay ocs#quarian#mass effect oc#she does wear a suit like everyone else but i wanted to design her face first#btw the red patch on her shoulder is skin irritation from carrying a heavy backpack all day every day#a frequent nuisance for her#also her hair is brittle due to stress :')
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it's the day before my birthday, and my girlfriend surprised me with an outing to a local bird aviary/botanic gardens in the mountains!!!
this was an absolute delight for me, known bird enjoyer, and i got to have many cute and phenomenal birds perched on my head (which i loved and plushie magolor 'tolerated', on account of it being my birthday). i even got to see a nicobar pigeon, which i had never seen in person before!
they also surprised me with an early birthday present to use at the incredible mountain-top picnic spread my gf planned (😭😭) of this extraordinarily cute kirby themed liquid-glitter cup!!
and of course, in true starflung fashion i injured myself twice
once, not three minutes into the outing when my umbrella (which i only require because i'm allergic to both the sun and sunscreen) bit me, and my gf had to run to reception to get me a bandaid. later, when i just totally fkn stacked it on some loose gravel on a slope and i got the umbrella back by slamming it into the ground, along with my knees and one palm. but not the other palm, which was holding plushie magolor, who touched neither gravel nor dirt and never will while i still breathe!
#i am so accident prone and also stupidly fragile in every way. but i'm fine and i found both of these incidents hilarious!#i feel it is important that everybody know that my mum (who has dementia but recognises plushie magolor) asked “is that magolor” when-#she saw meta knight on the cup. i said “no that's meta knight” and she replied “oh i should have known. he's not as cute as magolor.”#and magolor's ego grew THREE TIMES that day let me tell you#the cup is also extremely important as a gift actually. i recently accidentally smashed a childhood glitter cup i've had my whole life#i adored it to bits; comfort item; it had toucans on it. i was quite devastated when it broke#but it's been impossible to replace (despite my gf's best efforts) and we knew no substitute would really hit the same.#but THIS is similar enough yet different enough and so *perfect* in its own right that it really... fills the spot.#my gf is phenomenal at gifts and surprises. truly she is unfathomable. i am so spoiled 🥺#7inch plushie magolor return to dreamland#he does have other bows btw!! he's been dressing up for halloween and christmas and such but this is his Party Bow!#starflungs personal tag
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god you know this whole show has been building up to the trial. in episode 6 we briefly see Claudia and Madeleine being happy and then the trial starts and you can't help but think 'Claudia had barely left the nest, she deserved to have more time'. but of course that's the tragedy. the parent burying the child, a perversion of natural order. Claudia was inspired (at least in part) by Anne Rice's daughter who died at 5 from leukemia. there is no version of this story where Claudia lives.
#interview with the vampire#this is not deep analysis i'm just very sad.#claudia's been dead from the start. from the moment louis started telling his story#and it's so unfair and tragic but of course it is. every child death is.#altho it's interesting to me that anne rice wrote a story abt a little girl who didn't actually die. she got turned into a vampire!#she could be alive forever! it could be the perfect escapist story to deal with your real daughter's death#but instead even this immortal powerful vampire has to die. there is no version of this story in which she lives.#i'm not saying it's a bad way to cope or anything i just think it's interesting from like the psychological point of view#a little bit of armchair psychoanalysis as a treat#btw does this count as book spoilers?? i think the show has been pretty clear that claudia doesn't make it to modern day#but idk if they've ever explicitly said she's dead?#so i guess i'll tag it just in case#book spoilers#s2#2x06#iwtv spoilers
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my fenton family + vlad height hcs be upon ye
#danny and jazz's heights are what imagine how tall they'd be at the end of highschool btw#danny will always be a guy who despite being sm like his dad didn't get the 1 thing he wanted which was his height and instead all of that#went to jazz instead he's kinda bitter abt it lol#meanwhile jazz is like look it's not my fault you got stuck w mom's height so quit whining abt it already🙄#in all srsly i don't think danny would mind being a short king at all actually#he just has to be annoying abt it bc ofc he does#also YK anytime jazz mentions how danny and maddie are basically the same height#danny's always like um actually i'm an 1/2 inch taller than mom#she's always like danny yk i don't actually care right ^^#bc at the end of day you're still short lol#that pisses danny off every time he's OK WE GET YOU'RE TALL#danny phantom#robi hcs#robi rambles
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using intersectionality to discredit feminism and downplay its reach and essentially weaponizing it when it was coined to describe black women's experience of racism and sexism is nasty work...
#and like i say: brf slt#i see people do it ALL the time. all the time all the time. on the internet. tumblr posts that do it get 40k notes in two days because#everyone here is actually allergic to feminism#like it doesn't mean what you're saying it means...when people are like um you actually can't say men oppress women with no caveat because#men of color disabled men poor men exist...OKAY? btw why is your theoretical woman white rich and able-bodied while the men you're#thinking of are oppressed...on other axes of oppression...like it's so stupid i'm sorry what serious person is saying that women#can't be racist/homophobic/ableist. just that at the end of the day these men still benefit from being men and not women...#and women of color poor women disabled women are also like out there lmao#like oppressions don't cancel each other out😭 this line of thought is so 2010s tumblr how privileged are you test#we're adults!!!!!#it's intellectual dishonesty and it shows that these people simply don't view misogyny as an actual form of oppression. which means they're#enemies of women whether the women are privileged or not lmao#also every woman is white and privileged when i argue about feminism and every man is oppressed (in ways that have nothing to do with#patriarchy) is like that post about people approaching fictional women like there can't be anything more to them than what we see on screen#when they can come up with rich backstories for men with two seconds of screentime. it reminds me of that#but even if the only woman you're thinking of is rich straight white she's still a victim of misogyny and sexism lmao that doesn't mean she#can't do some damage and be awful to other minorities but like she's literally still a woman. like when barack obama was 'the leader of#the free world' and bombing x countries did that stop people from being racist to him. if it had been a white woman people would have been#misogynistic. if it had been a black woman she would have been a victim of misogynoir. it's very simple. i need someone to explain how a#man being a victim of racism or anything else invalidates the foundations of feminism. like what does that have to do with feminism#people being racist/prejudiced in other ways to men isn't a feminist problem which doesn't mean feminists can't care about it obviously#but like it's an anti-racism issue it has nothing to do with feminism? i've said all of this before#feminism is for half of the world's population...making it more inclusive and intersectional means fighting for women who face other#oppressions better like of course all oppressions=worth fighting against but feminism being intersectional doesn't mean it has to include#men? like. i seriously don't get it. and not everything a feminist does/talks about/fights for has to be a feminist cause like do you know#what i mean lmao? also diluting feminism and being like um aren't you supposed to care about everyone men suffer too is actually like#og antifeminism it's very funny to see people try to do it but ~progressively~#you are a 1970s antifeminist
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Everyone in my notes saying cat food doesn't taste that bad has never smelled Whiskas. If that stuff so much as touches my skin I'm in Accident and Emergency on the double for emotional and psychological damage.
#also i wasn't talking about dry food that's fine i'd nibble that if I was desperate#I'm talking about the Slop. The Gloopy.#sure it might not send the average person to the hospital but it would send me there for sure#also i don't feed my cat Whiskas. My childhood cat used to have it sometimes but it didn't agree with her.#thank you for all the love on that comic btw#it's been a while since I broke 1k notes on a post#even if it's just for people being weird and eating cat food in the tags#maybe i just have a sensitive nose.#if I had the money for it I'd be cooking gormet meals for my cat every day so she didn't have to eat wet food. Even if she does like it
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literally evil for my sacred texts professor to assign a two hour movie. i would not sit down to watch a two hour movie for pleasure much less for class
#AND fifty pages of reading. does she hate me or something#hate her and her stupid discussion posts that are only open for two days before they're due#who does that. who posts the homework as a discussion title (read so and so chapter)#and then doesn't open that discussion so that you can see the actual prompts until monday.#and then that discussion post (actually a small paper) is due TUESDAY NIGHT???#what if i didn't want to write a paper on monday fucking night salah. what would i do then.#anyway curses and curses and curses#i'll watch it on two times speed but i have so much other shit to do and i'm so tired...#still sick btw and severely dehydrated i've felt lightheaded and dizzy every time i've stood up today :(#valentine notes
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oops i forgot to post this
#i think that gyaru mona was extremely smart of me#i dont think thats something she does every day but i wanted to hit her with the slay beam. or something.#whatever the kids say nowadays#i dont really like how i drew her facial features she doesnt really look like mona to me. whatever#shes chinese & italian btw#warioware#mona warioware#h_als art
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i miss her so much u guys can't even imagine how much lovesick i am
#rena.txt#u can tell i love her right side profile sosososo much fkjsdfjks#i wish my game wasn't hopelessly broken i just want to go look at her again...every day i suffer more than christ on the cross fr#so much unreleased content in here btw. that slicked back hairstyle does things 2 my brain that would take me to ER immediately#also enjoy that one single smile of hers. she truly is the 'a smile might be good / nothing to smile about in my life'
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Lady's new approach to begging for Second Breakfast
#it is CONSTANT#like she figured out that I think it's cute when she does this and thus get up and give her attention#so now she does it basically every day#she has already been given breakfast and lunch btw#my cat#kitty
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ok well now I'm fucking pissed
#tw vent#in the tags#its never#its never the child thats the problem#its the grown ass adult that thinks she can force a child to do whatever she wants her to do#but when look at the situation and think#huh#you are simply not right and this childs feelings are valid#maybe screaming and shouting at someone younger than ten and bringing physical violence isnt right#i mean seriously#maybe that simply is not right#and maybe i want to have the chance to fucking say that#maybe i wont stay silent when a sister is turning the house into her rage room#idgaf what your age is#its js proving how fucking immature you are#im just so#im fucking pissed#im not spoiling a child by giving her the ability to not be screamed at by you#you arent a fucking high and mighty princess that can control us#and we're not shittheads for being unnaccepting of that#i have had a shitty week#i am losing my fucking voice because of this fucking sinus thing and it hurts so fucking bad#ivs just been upset period#my family wont pay attention to the fact that i can struggle without telling them#and of course theyre not gonna know im hyperfixating#they wont let me have social media liek every. single. teenager(btw#if a modern day adolescent doesnt have social media they are missing so much bullshit its not even funny)#so how tf are they gonna know i fixate on THE ONE HORROR GAME THEY HATE WITH A PASSION????#they never fucking asked#and i have to scream to be heard by this bitch ass of a sister that cant handle a child existing and doing the same shit she still does
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why pay for a gym membership when you can go back to the countryside and move bags of concrete for FREE 😍
#my life at home is so glamorous btw#so the thing about my mum is that we have almost 2 acres of land and obviously the upkeep of that is INTENSE#but her attitude - justifiably - is 'if i can do it myself then why would i pay someone to do it?'#so me and my sister have gone our whole lives used to just helping with the chores#like that's not a big deal i really think it's a bit grim how a lot of teenagers just Dont Help with the chores#BUT my point is for me and my sister 'helping with chores' isnt just like. washing up and doing laundry lmao#like we have LAND and ANIMALS and there isn't exactly a man about the house that does all the heavy lifting#so it's my mum powered by sheer rage and stubborness telling me and my sister what to lift and where to put it#and that's just how it is like we move bricks and poles and fence panels etc etc the list goes on#literally a free work out and it's then so funny bc my friends know me to be quite lazy when it comes to activity#like i dont do any sports and i refuse to go gym with them and i like my little bed etc#BUT when put in a position where it's actually shown i will typically be stronger than my friends#including the ones paying extortionate amounts for gym memberships LMAO#like me and two of my mates did ninja warrior not long ago and one of them is a proper gym lad#and i left her in the DUST and she was acc a bit fuming about it? like it made her really insecure i was like how fucking offensive is that#like she was basically insecure bc 'how can i possibly be less fit than [my name] when she does fuck all' LMFAOOOO#i giggled#it's me and my sleeper countryside build against the corporations#BUT since coming uni it has slipped a bit bc ive gone from doing an hour of intense heavy lifting at least every? two days? ish?#to doing fuck all for weeks on end and then doing short bursts of it when i come home#so doing it today was a bit sad bc i cant lift nearly as much as i used to. like i can still lug 15kg dog food bags on my shoulder#like a little farmer boy but icl i was SWEATING today with that concrete when normally i'd do it pretty easy#so maybe i'll get more into my fitness again idk. like as lazy as i am working out does give you that little rush of endorphins#and the kind of workout i do as well gives me that very human satisfaction of simple manual labour#like truly satisfies ten generations of factory workers and farmers in my bloodline lmao they r smiling down on me#hella goes home
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my most developed oc is ginger . she was supposed to be a side character so virtue could have a little buddy but instead it grabbed the narrative adjusted it to be on her and he immediately just did an elaborate mime routine
#dove chirps#my stuff#krillverse#oc: ginger rosa#ginger gets in arguments about grammar on the internet every single day#honk types with perfect capitalization and grammar and when someone asks why shes just like tsk tsk its more PROPER#he does not believe this all btw. its into linguistics but the prescriptivist stuff is just to annoy oeople#and it works id kill bug if i had to talk to her for more than five minutes#<- showing off that things fucking neopronouns#(gingers pronouns are it/she/he/neos)#not all neos but look inside your heart it will tell you#busts down door con/fetti pronouns? no? yeah thats fair. fixes the door#please ask me questions about it#i want to talk about how he would act in a saw trap and its weird relationship with optimism and her social media presence
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i really like the new theme. its chrismis time 🔥
YEEAAHHH christma🔥🔥🔥
#u have no CLUE how big of a deal christmas is in my family.#xmas shopping starts in like. september. and all year my parents are like Christmas Is Coming! every time i ask them to buy me smth#we basically spend all of november hyping ourselves up and sometimes my mom brings the decorations inside in the#middle of the month#and we'll take an entire day to just decorate the house and play christmas music#every night in december my mom reads a different xmas story to my siblings and i. yeah its childish but its a tradition#[ which i started btw ]#putting the tree up is an all-day thing. mostly bc we cut our own trees so we have to go to the back forest and pick one which takes#a while lol#and all of this leads up to The Big Night. ie christmas eve#in which my mom tends to spend all day baking cookies [ which she does like every day for the whole month. i forgot to mention ]#and my siblings and i either do fuckall or get some last-minute xmas day prep done. ie wrapping the last of the gifts or smth#and then in the evening my mom puts out some appetizers [ ie little slices of salami. sliced vegetables. stuff like that ]#usually we also watch a movie around this time. last year it was national lampoons christmas vacation [ which is a great film btw ]#and then we all sit on my parents' bed and my mom reads ' the night before christmas ' to us. as is tradition#we always put out cookies and milk for santa like most ppl. but also carrots for the reindeer and candy canes for mrs claus :]#theres a bunch more stuff but i dont wanna talk TOO much lol. feel free to ask tho !!#asks#friend tag :]
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hrmm. i wish u could do actually bad/evil/stupid decisions with bad consequences in dai. yknow. like an actual rpg
#im just thinking abt celyn and the fact that shes licherally the least qualified of my dragon age heroes for the position of inquisitor#which is hilarious but also interesting and i wish i could explore that in the game. yknow#ch: celyn#like shes a blood mage n part of the mage rebellion she hates the chantry she would blow one up à la anders if she could#she was raised in a tower with no contact with the outside world n didnt get out until the age of 19 when andrale conscripted her#she is full of pent up anger she has no skill in diplomacy no idea how to lead n represent some holy army or manage foreign relations#and the only reason anyone listens to her is bc she has the anchor n bc shes kinda terrifying.#obviously the game cant accommodate every possible backstory n personality the player cooks up in their head for their inky#and i Guess not being able to roleplay properly is purely my fault for making a character with a homebrewn backstory in the first place lol#but like...... it would have been so interesting if they'd shown the inquisitor struggling with their position#and given them opportunities to make mistakes that are objectively bad#bc like none of the origins is qualified for that shit lmao. except maybe non-mage trevelyan#so in fact its also bw's fault for giving such vague backstories for the origins#like they could've given us a character who is qualified and whose competence is believable. like shepard or whatev#or. they could've kept the vague backstories n let players come up with the rest and given more room for roleplaying#and presented opportunities for the inky to struggle leading a fantasy catholic army#when they've never been in a leadership position before and/or are not fantasy catholic themselves#god i just!!!!! the lack of Thought put into dai's writing still frustrates me in the year of our lord 2023!!!!!!#they dont even let you shank an npc for looking at you wrong like in dao!!!!!#at least you can have vivienne kill that one noble guy for insulting inky's honor. celyn totally does that btw
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