#she does peg him

[milkcioccolato]

Dear god, these bitches gay (they’re just het for eachother)

Erimyón is so fucking gone, poor dude. No brain cells left when he looks at his wife🤭

[qourmet]

my Headcanons for a Canon Couple that gets no Canon Exposition

[letshearitforthebabyboy]

Wait a second- if Gwen pegged Peter and he liked it- does that mean when MJ and Pete got together she pegged him too?

yes.

[paintedvanilla]

Do you think Tyler would go to a pride parade? Or would he have a whole ‘thing’ about it? I think he wouldn’t like the idea of those floats where it’s a company type of thing. I’m not sure 🤔

I’ve actually thought about this a lot. I think Tyler is very firmly of the belief that there shouldn’t be laws outlawing homosexuality because that is not the governments business to control. However, I also don’t think he gives a shit about whether or not gay marriage gets legalized, because he’s very nebulous about his opinions on marriage and thinks it’s none of the governments business who you decide to spend the rest of your life with

That said, Tyler IS bisexual, but he doesn’t use that word to describe himself. Tyler doesn’t like all the specific terminology and the labels and the flags for every single thing. If you had him read a Twitter thread of two chronically online people he’d get a headache. Now, with that in mind, I definitely don’t think Tyler is someone who believes you shouldn’t be open about your sexuality or your gender. He thinks everyone should do what makes them happy, and if someone else doesn’t like it, LETS KILL EM.

However, I think Tyler is very opposed to and actively disgusted by the sanitization of pride. The idea that gay and trans people should just assimilate and be as similar to cishet people as possible… ough that shit makes him heated. Pride started as a riot. Pride is about hating cops for being so up in your business about what you like to do in your free time. The fact that it has becomes such a thing that cops are involved in the process and companies feel comfortable putting their name on it? Gives him the ick real bad.

Final answer: no Tyler wouldn’t go to pride. He’s too busy fucking his boyfriend into the mattress.

[remyfire]

BJ/Peg/Hawk/Trapper/Louise is SO PEAK I'm 100% with you on that one. Imagining the "x has two hands" meme and it's all of them holding hands in a circle. It's what they all deserve but especially Hawkeye.

I’ve been on a hardcore beejtrap kick for days now, so last night I thought too hard about BJ and Trapper sneaking off for some playful, goading, teasing sex, which means that Peg and Louise got to team up and absolutely ruin Hawkeye, and he was the happiest man alive. You’re so right, anon, he deserves that so so much, my god!!!! 😭💕

[opportunity-strikes]

Me to my husband after pausing to watch a few minutes of dragonball on my way through the room: Babe this show is VERY silly

Me, 80 episodes later: DON'T STOP DON'T STOP WE'RE IN LOVE NOW

[sukibenders]

Sometimes I'm so close to writing a fic where I give Matthew a daughter who runs him up a wall, mainly because she's tired of his bs and isn't afraid to call him out while, in some way, being just like him and you know this man wouldn't be able to handle that.

[infernaleikon]

I love your new girl au so MUCH!!! Just wondering, there must be a time when Obi-wan sees anakin walking around the apartment in nothing but a towel. Maybe anakin forgot to bring in a change of clothes to the bathroom... maybe he just doesn’t particularly care for clothes! Who knows!! But I need to know Obi-was’s reaction to seeing that for the first time 🥺

aaaaahhhh thank you so much!! i get so happy whenever someone shares their enthusiasm for the new girl au. it's my precious baby, i love it so much.

i feel like obi-wan's reaction the first time would just be, "huh". just very mild overall but with a deep sort of aesthetic appreciation for the half naked form of anakin's body.

but the closer they get, the better obi-wan gets to know him and the worse his crush gets, the more flustered he becomes whenever anakin strolls around in a towel. and anakin probably doesn't just walk from the shower to his bedroom to change, he wanders around the apartment, makes himself a shake, sits on the couch and scrolls endlessly through his phone while all that stands between his dick and obi-wan is a flimsy towel. and his hair is dripping over his shoulders, sending little drops of water sliding down his chest, catching on his stiff nipples, and obi-wan has never been closer to popping an aneurysm. his blood pressure is very unhealthy. one time anakin asks him for help to loosen a knot of tension in his shoulders because obi-wan knows a thing or two about how to do that, and so he gets to put his hands on anakin's naked skin. it's the best and worst experience in his life. it's very sad, in a way.

MEANWHILE. anakin can only fantasize about how obi-wan looks beneath all those layers of clothes because the man never walks around shirtless. the best anakin gets is seeing obi-wan in sleep shorts that are still entire too long, in his modest opinion. until he accidentally walks in on obi-wan while he's naked in his room and gets a very generous eyeful, not only of obi-wan's strong shoulders, his broad, hairy chest and arms, the delicious trail of hair leading down from his navel...but also his huge cock. it's. it's all anakin can think about for weeks after.

[walterkov]

Code Orange - Underneath (x)

[kiranerysismyhero]

i think if Archer tried to make ENTER workout shirts for his crew, T'Pol would not wear hers but Trip would wear the one in T'Pol's size bc the fit would show off his muscles

Malcolm would try to tease him for it and Travis and Hoshi both decide unspoken to pretend that they have no idea what Malcom's getting at

[heirbane]

feel free to ignore if you’ve already talked about this before, but i was running prae recently and it got me curious about gaius’s feelings on livia / nero / rhitahtyn? or the xivth in general. :>

i have been roosting on this for. weeks? months? because i have Thoughts and not a lot of them are popular probably lol. long long post below. so!

Livia and Lucia lived with Gaius after they were orphaned. The wiki gives like one sentence to say they were separated, but there's no linked proof. For the purposes of my canon, Lucia and Livia are identical twins, and fell into Gaius' custody around the age of nine or ten. (Mayhaps they had intended to separate them, but doing so to people so obviously two halves of one soul, as twins are oft believed to be, was cruel.)

Livia and Lucia were Gaius' first children. He was 39 and had spent twenty five years in the military already, a feat both telling of his ability and his early enlistment. Those who made it to twenty summers in the military had their futures financially secured for them. Gaius would never want for anything, and he now felt that he could offer himself up as a mentor figure to those younger... because as a child who had raised himself and had grown up in the military, he believed that all children needed was a safe home, plentiful meals, and education. His coin could provide all of those things.

Gaius scarcely remembered being ten years old. Not from lack of trying but from purposeful forgetfulness, a merciful omission made by his subconscious to truly forget the half-dozen winters spent trying to relieve his mother of her grief and fending for himself. He thinks he remembers being lonely, and cold, and scared. That, he thinks, he can avoid with the twins, even while he's on a tour of duty. He is so resplendently well-off and respected that the girls could attend private lessons and be dressed in the warmest coats.

(Providing the essentials - even to a level bordering on excessive, or stifling - is not a love children need. His first daughters were no better off than he at ten: they may have been clothed, in classes, and being raised by one of the military's finest, but they were still cripplingly alone. It is a knife he had handed all of his children, something he doesn't feel the blade of for over a dozen years.)

Livia was desperately, horridly lonely. Even before the death of her parents, she did not receive the amount of attention and love that she felt she needed. Her parents attention had always been split between her and her sister, and - as is often the case in multiple child households - Lucia was often seen as the more proper daughter. Upon their demise, Livia was left with a flurry of emotions she had yet to truly acknowledge and decode as one would growing up. Without a proper parent to idealize and a healthy, consistent environment to grow up in, Livia gorged herself on any and all attention, no matter how uncouth or unhinged. All attention was good attention.

She idolized Gaius to a suffocating degree. After her parents died, it seemed as if he swooped in and brought them into gilded luxury: she had everything she could have ever desired... but somehow - ... she still felt empty. But she felt loved and seen whenever he was home. She didn't know what she wanted, nor did she have the maturity to know there was a what: she simply wanted whatever scraps of affection he would offer... and never quite grew out of that. Trauma and emotional neglect is a bear trap one does not get free from on their own. Unfortunately, Livia was very much alone.

Lucia fled Garlemald at sixteen. Both girls were enrolled in the military at fifteen - one more willing than the other. Livia made leaps and bounds in a short few years, clawing her way to fight at Gaius' side, where she believed she belonged. Lucia focused on espionage, and used her adopted father's name to her advantage... and fled. Livia never saw Lucia after that, and died not knowing if her sister had ever found what she had sought in the savage lands.

Rhitahtyn, by comparison, was decidedly more a younger brother than son. A half dozen years his junior, Rhitahtyn entered the military not long after Gaius turned twenty-four. Not long after, Rhitahtyn was assigned to Gaius' very first platoon of soldiers ... as those from conquered lands were oft used as a new General's testing group.

Rhitahtyn and other Roe folk often used their native tongue to chitchat when in the barracks or otherwise not under the direct eye of Garlemald... or when they believed their superior to be ignorant of the language. Gaius had been in the military over a decade by the time they crossed paths and had chosen to learn the basics of the tongues spoken by those under his command. Needless to say, Rhitahtyn had choice words for his leader. (Needless to say, Gaius had his own in return. The floors of the platoon's bedquarters would never be nearly as clean as the Roe had made them that night as punishment.)

Despite the bad foot they got off on, Gaius saw promise in the younger man. He remained level-headed no matter the confrontation, already had years of work behind him as a mercenary, and had a sharp wit to boot. As time went on, their footing became less uneven, and Gaius began to see him as a peer instead of a recruit. Time and time again, he chose Rhi to be at his side, much like Nero and Livia.

Rhi knew the rest of Gaius' children. He met all of the Au Ri from Terncliff: he knew the Garlean orphans the man sponsored care for. They all came to see the Roe in a similar light to Gaius, despite the wide age gap between himself and them: to his children, Rhi was but another sibling. (It was Alphonse, still losing baby teeth and learning how Garlean names worked, who stumbled over Rhitahtyn's name enough that 'Rhi' came to be. Only the children dubbed him so. It was not a name Gaius would ever admit to using.)

As it is in canon, Gaius would not have sent Rhi to Cape Westwind to die. He would not have left the grounds to Livia and others. He did not believe the Warrior of Light so strong as to put down two soldiers he had trained himself: he had more faith in their abilities - and in Garlemald - than he had fear of the Warrior.

(As not many survived Westwind or after, it took Gaius many, many years to learn how Rhitahtyn perished - a fact only the Warrior of Light carried with them. He knew he had perished: he knew he had fought until the end. But to know that his brother-in-arms had fully intended to go down in flames with the Warrior of Light - ... to say he has regrets is but a sliver of the truth.)

In a perfect world, Gaius may have set up Nero with one of his daughters. In a perfect world, Midas would not have perished, and they would have happily co-parented Cid. Both Cid and Nero were born when Gaius was in his early twenties, and he sees both men in a similar light, much to Nero's disgust. A little competition never hurt anyone, and each boy's promise seemed to ignite fire in the other.

Much akin to Livia and Lucia, Nero is ... definitely the black sheep. While close to the age of his adult children, the man froths at the mouth when such is spoken, forever rushing to be great in his own right. Nero's sights for the future - his future, specifically - is both endearing and infuriating to Gaius, who sees his soldiers as part of a larger whole.

Unfortunately, no matter how infuriating or offbeat he is, Nero is a genius... but would have still come up short, had Cid stayed in Garlemald. Gaius knows this. Nero knows this, and he will fight until he is near dead to get out of the shadow Cid left behind by simply existing.

(Nero does not know why the shadow remains. He does not know why Gaius is soft-hearted for Cid, or why his voice is so fond for Midas. His relationship with the scientist is a secret only two other people were privy to: Midas' wife, and Cid. By the time Gaius meets Nero, Midas' widow has long since disappeared from under Garlemald's eye... and Cid is presumed dead.)

Had Lucia not fled and had Livia been sound of mind, he does think they would have made a fine lineage, all things considered. However, Livia only had eyes for Gaius... and Nero only had eyes for Cid.

[weedle-testaburger]

tbh the superhero movie we need but will never, ever get is a crossover of ryan reynolds' deadpool and margot robbie's harley quinn

[devilsskettle]

anyway this scene is making me insane like this is literally what i’ve been talking about . i think she is so sick of being confined to her role and like having to be the “good one” or something and having people tell her what she should or shouldn’t do, or should or shouldn’t be okay with, and now with what happened in the desert she’s sorted out her priorities and they’re different from what everyone is telling her they should be and yes one of her priorities is her pro bono work but another one is pulling off these elaborate cons with jimmy and actually those two things are not that different to her, it’s a similar kind of challenge/risk/reward situation . and like she can be honest with herself about what she wants without having it compromise any other part of her life . and for both of them now i think a lot of their boundaries have been revealed to be lines drawn in the sand that are very easy to step over, over and over again . so anyway idk what i’m talking about but i get frustrated for her that other people are constantly trying to put her on a pedestal, because sure it’s nice to be admired but what about like her agency and her actual desires and personality and shit like that . anyway i think she should be allowed to be as fucked up and conniving as she wants. as a treat 

[a-dope-fiend]

most people are not brave enough to ship medic with the administrator. i am not those people though.

[fauvester]

thanks to a terrible shuttle accident rulada has to find a place to put an unprotected trill symbiont and ends up transplanting it into betazoid SIC chauncey given that he has the closest to trill physiology. so he wakes up from the crash with a pseudotelepathic 300 year old worm inside him. rura like I'm so sorry this was just the least bad option and I didn't want 8 deaths on my hand instead of 1. and chauncey like no it's fine, its just for a few days until the jointure commission arrives, it's nbd

but he starts getting into like a telepathic tug of war with the symbiont over control over his body.. all the adjustment issues without any of the cool new skills from 7 prior lives... he starts acting erratically and dressing weird and drinking strange cocktails... darkest night of the soul ass

but iskra thinks its the FUNNIEST shit. throws a 'its a boy girl WORM' shower. keeps patting his stomach. telling him he's eating for two now. chauncey like plz I am locked in mortal struggle for my own mind

[majimassqueaktoy]

no offense but akiyama really does read as largely sty=raight to me. dont shoot me with a canon Im sorry 😭