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having your eyebrow lady come at you left and right 😭
#.txt#she came for meeeee#from the way i dress#being gen z and aging#shaving my face#for not wearing makeup#my oily skin#everything 😭#i just wanted to my eyebrows done#i knew it would be weird when she said she's gassy from eating at the start#hhhh lordy...
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I was so lucky to snag a sketch commission slot from @sbeep as a little early birthday gift to myself and even luckier to receive it two days before my for realsies birthday and WOW WOW WOW I’ll scream in the tags for space’s sake but look at this lovely lovely depiction of ME3-era Ryn (probably post Thessia) 💙
#thank you sbeep *showers in love and adoration* I love how you drew her#absolute perfection I’ll tell you what#mass effect#mass effect 3#femshep#oc: Ryn Shepard#I’m going to stare at this forever and ever ahhhh#how tired she looks?? how defeated but ready to keep pushing forward?? EXACTLY how I described it#Ryn my beloved this is all I’m gonna talk about#you will be seeing this all over my dash thank you#agfjahfifhthaidff GOODNESS this made my day#the way I lit up when the email came in#happy birthday to me happy birthday to meeeee thank you past me that made this purchase#this is so accurate to how I picture her agdjfhdofh 😭😭😭💙
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M9 Reunion thoughts:
- I was woefully unprepared for Beau finding Imogen attractive. I am deceased.
- Fearne and Laudna would love the Blooming Grove so much
- Beauyasha in an open relationship discussion feeds fanwriters for moons to come
- I miss Veth but LUC
- I need a convergence of all three parties bc: Beau, Yasha, Imogen, Fearne. Jester and Fearne. Fearne and Caduceus. Fjord and Chet meeting. Scanlan and Jester meeting. Vex being endlessly amused. Percy being endlessly annoyed. Keyleth and Caduceus and Pike meeting. Yasha and Grog arm wrestling.
- Just imagine how worried all the regular Sending receivers are rn at the sudden peace and quiet in their minds :(
- Aggy was hilarious. Does anyone know if he lasted long than Spurt??
- Beauyasha moments for the win!
- YASHA DOING 160 POINTS OF DAMAGE IN ONE HIT?!!!!
- okay, but Caleb having to relive that trauma made me so upset. If someone did that with my mother I’d burn the world around them to ash
- is Essek okay?
- Cad’s Divine Intervention was AMAZING
- Luc was amazing! The Enlarge on the T-Rex was epic. Great dnd choice.
- Laura’s dice mostly love Imogen but hate Jester when it matters 😭 but Marisha’s dice hate Laudna and love Beau lol
- FORJESTER PROPOSAL IM SCREAMING CRYING EATING DRYWALL
Final thoughts: now that the M9 knows of the threat ruidis poses, I hope we get more cameos in campaign 3 with them. Imogen deserves the chance to meet Beauyasha. And so does Fearne. I hope we get a wedding oneshot sooon! I’d also love to see more of Luc. I was hoping we’d see the Wildmother send both Fjord and Caduceus the same warning the Changebringer and Dawnfather sent FCG and Deanna, hopefully that’s expanded soon.
#imodna#laudna#imogen temult#critical role spoilers#fearne calloway#fresh cut grass#beauyasha#fjorester#caduceus clay#cr deanna#caleb widogast#veth brenatto#the mighty nein#echos of the solstice#I literally hate Trent Ikithon#IS ESSEK OKAY. SOMEONE TELL MEEEEE#admiral Tusktooth~ jester is so cute with her flirting#the way Luc came for Beau with his plea to join the quest lmfaooo#she couldn’t even say anything because she knew he was right#Yasha stays protecting her wife
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UPDATE. HOLYYYY SHIT DUDE THAT INTERLUDE. AMY WAKE UP YOU FUCKED UP BIG TIME !!!!!!!!!! HELLO???? WHAT THE FUCK????? DUDE. AMY. OH GOD OH FUCK
I LOVE BONESAW SHES SO SCARY <3 how far did you get into the suckening btw. did you meet the weylin twins. I think bonesaw would be such good friends with the weylin twins.
hey also? what the fuck? bonesaw? bonesaw can we talk. i just want to talk. please. can I pick your brain. oh no. oh wait. aha. bad choice of words.
#TALKING IN THE TAGS. just because i think the bit of just the dallon-pelham torment nexus image here is funny. and also ive had it saved for#fucking forever its where the winters family torment nexus bit came from originally LMFAO.#anyway. ohh god.!!!!! sickos yes haha yes!!!!!!!!!!! everybody sucks here it's so miserable!!! surely this will have no devastating#consequences down the road :)))#i fucking LOVE bonesaw SO MUCH shes everything 2 meeeee. i love u bonesaw she is my favorite. i was half excited for u 2 get to this one bc#of the Amy Horror but also half bc bonesaw.... :]]] she is so good. I HAVEN'T MET THE WEYLIN TWINS YET but i know them#peripherally already + am lowkey obsessed w them from all ive gathered so far they would be SUCH good friends <33#anyway im sure bonesaw would love to pick your brain!!! ^___^ (this is not the last of her talking abt powers though dw)#anyway. AHGHGHGHHH. man. this is the start of like one of the Big Worm Things. amy is worm fandoms vriska!!!!!1#she isnt worms vriska narratively someone else is worms vriska. but she is so fandom vriska. ahaha.#holding ur hand!!!!!!!!!#mac tag!#wormposting
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ouaaaaaghhh i've been on a bit of a pokemon binge lately......... i should crack open my old pokemon games and take a peek at my teams :,) i wish i still had my old copy of conquest and black 2 though............ :(
#gu6chan's musings#im so sad because literally ALL my pokemon games i've had as a teen i still have#up to sun and moon which i got on christmas when i was NINETEEN lmao!!!#but yeah pokemon was technically my first fandom ig???? i used to watch my brother play pokemon yellow and crystal a lot when i was TINY#but i never ACTUALLY played pokemon or video games in general myself until my older sister surprised me with my first video game console#and video game when she came up from florida 😭 a black dsi with pokemon black; i was 13 and my dad HATED her for it like 'Why are you#giving her videogames??? she's a girl :/' BUT I HAD IT!!!! MY FIRST EVER POKEMON GAME THAT BELONGED TO MEEEEE#i loved the SHIT out of that game and then got black 2; soulsilver and platinum; pokemon conquest; got the 3ds games...#i still have platinum/soulsilver as well as all the mainline 3ds games i believe#but conquest; black; and black 2 i lost :( literally my FAVOURITES i took them everywhere with me (which is why i lost them lmao)#funny enough i know exactly where black 2 IS though; its in the pocket of a jacket i owned but lost back between 2013-2014???#if i find the jacket it will 100% be in there; i just couldn't find the jacket and tbh idek if its still around anymore or is in storage#but if it is!!!! i'll literally cry lmao#black 2 is where i got my first level 100 pokemon; a magneton....... i ADORED that little bastard ouaaaghh....#i dont believe i ever managed to get past the league in black 2 though bc i remember being so pissed i couldnt get to see the other side of#the map beyond castelia city lmao#14-15 years old and i STILL didn't believe in stat moves 😭 i deserved to get shot#But fun fact: I DID get a new copy of Black a few years back!!! only it 1. already had save data on it and 2. it was full of rare/hacked#legendaries young me could only ever DREAM of having so i can't get myself to restart the save data even though i rlly want to.......#oh but funny enough!!! i also still have the 14 y/o dsi i was gifted back then; it still works though the battery cover is missing so you#have to hold it lol#but aaaaa so many fond memories of playing black and black 2... black 2 especially since i never really got to finish it lol#like#i finished the main CAMPAIGN with plasma and ghetsis trying to fucking kill you and all that (Something which i remember being so :0!!!?!?!#when i first saw it omgggg its such a clear memory aaaa) but i think like#i got up to the league and could never beat it........ so i just went back to training my mons till i got a level 100 magneton lmao#so many good memories; i hope i can get copies of black 2 and conquest again someday...
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Once again rotating her (Cry Havoc, my BoE AU Harrow) in my head at high speeds because I made the mistake of thinking about Evil Dead and how neat it'd be if, near the end of the story, she cut her arm off and replaced it with the chainsaw she'd been lugging around all story.
#posts that mean nothing to anyone except to me and the friend I came up with Cry Havoc with#my little murder nun with a chainsaw and juggalo face paint. I love her. She's awful and she lives in my head because#I *cannot* write a whole ass fic that long to save my life.#Torture. Brain torture for meeeee#tlt#the locked tomb#might do an artwork of her at some point.
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I think the reason I'm still so weird about my lesbianism irl is because I came out before I was ready. I told myself I should just "get it over with", but it feels like somebody reached inside of me and pulled out some important organ that to this day feels like an open wound.
#the somebody being me of course because I decided myself that i should come out to my family#*rips out my heart* haha ouch why does this hurt?#*six years pass* ummm why does this still hurt?? :/#doddie redet#my coming out wasn't even that terrible!! it wasn't good but it wasn't 'still scared as hell six years later' bad!!#yes they cried yes my mom said 'she always knew' yes my dad asked how long I've known and that they both 'have to get used to it'#but like why can't I even think about telling anyone irl that I'm gay without getting nauseous#I was able to do it the first time even though the thought made me nauseous to be fair. but now it feels worse i think#I CAME OUT AROUND A TIME WHERE WHEN I WAS NERVOUS I WOULD CALM MYSELF DOWN WITH 'AT LEAST I'M A LESBIAN'#WHAT HAPPENED TO MEEEEE#ok sorry I'm done#*says I'll go to bed at midnight* *still awake and has a lil breakdown at 3:30*
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'Oh, I have thought about it actually; I don't really see Fengling ever wanting arms again, but if she ever does it'd literally only be so she could, like, actually hold Juniper's hand, or hug her, or hold their child if they ever adopted a kid' hhhHHhhh shut the fuck UP you can't just SAY these THIIINGS!!!!!!
#SCREAMING CRYING I'M SO SOOOOFT YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO MEEEEE#WE WEREN'T EVEN PLAYING THIS CAMPAIGN!! WE WERE JUST CHATTING BEFORE ELYSS CAMPAIGN#GET OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR 'I'VE THOUGHT TENDER THOUGHTS ABOUT THEIR FUTURE TOGETHER' SIR!!!#thinking about juniper and fengling starting a family together what the fuck I'm gonna CRY#'she doesn't want arms-- she feels complete without arms. but maybe to hold juniper or their baby' uuuhuhuuu#I don't remember why it came up exactly but it IS a real question because druids can learn regenerate#and that's a pretty fair way out for june but it IS also something I'VE thought about#juniper loves fengling the way she is she doesn't want to imply that she wants her to have arms or thinks she needs them#but I feel like... if you gain the ability to grow a double amputee's arms back you gotta at least mention that it's an option#about me#juniper#fengling and june#irl frens
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wanting to be friends with someone is literally so embarrassing like Hi I Think You’re Really Cool Do You Wanna Play Toys Together
#play touys with meeeee#I met this artist at the last con I did and we’re like the same brand of girl if that makes sense lol#like she and her husband are like me and Chris in a different font!!#anyway she’s here this weekend and we talked about DDD and making comics and ahh!#lmao her husband came by my table and told me ‘she’s been meaning to come say hi!’ so I ran over to chat YAY#pressing my face against the glass like Please Be My Friend
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Yippee~~ Yahoo~~
Cutie Patootie Acquired~
#god i love her#between erudition characters and galaxy rangers i just like em#peak girl#she came really easily too#only beat by argenti#she loves meeeee wawawaaa#anyway sunday and reca funds are safe whew
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guys how much of a red flag is it if their profile pic is of their president
#u gotta be fucking kidding meeeee#i told her i was still unpacking (moving guys came on tues) and she was like 'still?'#ITS BEEN NOT EVEN 3 DAYS?#💬
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#what if you were like really gay and the prettiest girl you know saw you and said oh my god hiiiii#and she clasped your uands earnestly and said it's so so good to see you#'im really glad you came out! our outfits are matching' and 'we are on the same wavelength'#and then she did a little dance so you could see her outfit. what then.#what if you were gay and she said we should hang out more often and we should go out for coffee and it's like#girl you cannot do this to me. you cannot do this to meeeee!!!!
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update: we talk literally all the time and she calls me maxie and I'm very soft for this girl but also I am very annoyed to be having a crush right now wdym this now consumes my every waking thought and all I want to do is make her smile at least once a day??
Haven't had a crush in the longest time. Forgot how annoying it was.
#max rambles a lot#she also calls me 'bud' and 'bestie' it's all friendship vibes before anyone tries to call me out#but i am just here like a simp texting her all the time and she's texting ME all the time too i am a pathetic little lesbian for this girl#we're currently on a vc she's gone to get icecream and i am just sat here in the silence while i wait for her to come back#SCREAMING in my head because i like her a lot and she makes me laugh and we've been here for two hours and just talked and talked#EDIT: she came back as i was typing this out and i got distracted by her and we've just talked for four hours about everything and nothing#i want to SCREAM#because we got on to talk about something specific for this thing that we're doing and met because of#which took all of 20 mins to iron out in the end#and the rest of the time was just us talking about anything and then going 'oh fuck we got off topic AGAIN' and then giggling at each other#i want to slam my head into the wall why is happening to meeeee#i said i did great meredith grey crying impression but i didn't want that to be her first time seeing my face#and she said 'i'd just take a screenshot and show everyone like this is my best friend and i love him'#and i SWEAR my soul left my body for a second there#she also just sent me a dm after we finished talking that said:#'hey thanks for tonight i had a lot of fun to just sit and talk. we shall do it more often ☺️'#and i'm meltinggg#I HATE THIS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME???? WHO EVEN AM I RN????
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🎮 Go Outside and Touch Some Grass
*part of the best of both worlds series*
Driver: Max Verstappen Genre: SMAU/Fluff Occupation: Streamer
☆ TAG LIST IS CLOSED ☆ *if you were not tagged I could not find you*
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f1wags in honor of max reaching 1 million subscribers on twitch, here is a little biography for the new fans
max emilian verstappen is a dutch streamer most known for his hilarious sim racing and trying to play call of duty. max has been dating red bull's number 1 driver, y/n l/n, since late 2021. he is 26 years old, only 3 years older than y/n. as of right now, he lives in Monaco with l/n in their shared apartment, but does have another house in the Netherlands close to his mom (y/n and he go there often).
the pair has two bengal cats, jimmy and sassy, that they both love.
max was most known for dating model kelly piquet from 2019 to early 2021, but the couple had a mutual breakup. max first met y/n at a fan event after max placed first in one of the first Red Bull F1 challenges. everyone says they hit it off during summer break.
a little hidden fact is that max used to kart with Ferrari's Charles Leclerc when they were younger. an interview video resurfaced and many fans now love to tease the two whenever they're seen together. click here for the link!
max is very well loved in the f1 community since he is l/n's second public boyfriend. they couple are very private but not hidden, just the way they like it. please treat our cat loving wag well!
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y/nl/n1 and that's number 9! simply lovely to have equaled my record once again this year! hoping I can hit 10 and 11 during this triple header!
thank you to all who came out today. you mean the world to me 🧡
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maxverstappen I love you schatje! keep up the good work 🧡
y/nl/n1 🧡😘
y/n.nation every time I try to beat max to the likes but he's always there first
maxs_keyboard I was once just a fan of max, but I'm glad I'm an f1 fan now!
simracersunite anyone else here from that tweet this past weekend? didn't even know this sport existed
cashmoney meeeee! but now that I've seen this queen dominate a lot of men, I'm here for her now
charles_leclerc maybe let us make some new records?
y/nl/n1 how about you just start winning more? 🧐
maxverstappen what she said Charles ☺️
charles_leclerc I will cause another incident max 😒
redbullracing that's our girl 🧡💙
maxverstappen no. mine.
y/nsworld congrats queen 👑
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maxverstappen glad to be back in the paddock to cheer on my lovely girlfriend! thank you redbullracing for the invite :D
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maxverSTOPen EVERY TIME I TRY TO BEAT Y/N AND SHE'S ALREADY HERE???
streammv was glad to see you on the big screen max!
maximillianver GUYS WHAT ARE ALL THESE F1 FANS DOING IN THE LIKES
maxsworld 🤺 stay back we had him first
y/nl/n1 my lucky charm 🥰
maxverstappen I think you can win without me but thank you 🥺
twitchoverall what's next, someone is going to tell me that Lando Norris is also an f1 driver and not just a streamer??
ln4fan uh mate, I think you need to sit down for this one
maxskeyboard HAPPY 1 MILLION SUBS MAX
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y/nl/n1 quick back home before Silverstone!
max wouldn't get off his stream tho, so I had to kidnap him (sorry twitch)
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y/nschild LET IT BE KNOWN I WAS HERE BEFORE MAX
charles_leclerc let me know if jimmy and sassy want to have a play date with Leo 😊
y/nl/n1 definitely soon Charlie! maybe summer break?
maxverstappen our children are not going to play with that dog
y/nl/n1 but maaxxx, they can be besties 🥺
charles_lerclerc 🥺
maxverstappen fine. one playdate is all you get leclerc.
maxsworld I guess we can't gatekeep max anymore 😭
max&kelly I still think max could do better 🙄
biggestkellyhater please rethink your statement. kelly was borderline a pedophile and max was so depressed he didn't stream for months. we should be thanking y/n for making max the happiest he has ever been
y/nxmax and that's on PERIOD 💅
verstappencats awwww jimmy and sassy update 🥺
streamonmax sooooo when is the next stream king?
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#max verstappen imagine#max verstappen#max verstappen x reader#max verstappen fluff#max verstappen smau#formula 1 smau#formula one smau#f1 smau#max verstappen x you#Red Bull driver reader#f1 x driver!reader#f1 x reader#f1 imagine#formula 1 x you#f1 x female reader#f1 fanfic#f1 x y/n#f1 x you#formula one imagine#formula 1 imagine#formula one fanfiction#best of both words#drivers are wags#streamer max verstappen
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Invites
"OMA, kill meeeee" Ellie, aka Wrath complained as she allowed her head to 'thunk' on the cafeteria table in the Watchtower she phased into in order to sit in next to a boy dressed in red, yellow, and green.
"Aren't you already halfway there?" Came Robin's response as he took a drink of his water, eyeing his teammate with a raised eyebrow, though it was difficult to tell with his mask in place.
"OMA?" Asked Superboy on the other side of the boy.
"Shush you." She said towards Robin before answering Superboy "Oh my Ancients, it's like OMG but like for us ghosties."
"Tt" "Oh!" Came both their responses.
"So..." began Superboy after a few minutes of silence between them as he looked at Ellie like a confused puppy "Why?"
Ellie groaned and just stayed slumped on the table as she said "Da's dumb Observants council is hosting another dumb ball to try to get him or me hitched again, and like always I'm forced to attend because I'm Da's heir. We both hate it with a passion, most are just stuck up, power hungry, social climbers trying to get into our pants for the royal titles... Espcially if they become our Forevermores."
"Tt, why not just get rid of them? Or simply have your Father dismiss the ball." Robin said, his eye twitching in annoyance just at the thought of it. A ball sounded even more annoying than the gala parties he is made to go to.
"Sounds stressful... Also Forevermores?" Superboy asked, he was always curious of Ellie and her ghost culture but never knew what could be asked or not, he had been warned to never ask how a ghost died after all and that question is normally asked in every ghost hunter video on the internet.
"Forevermores is our term for the ONE. The one and only we will ever be with. Till our final end takes us we are always to be with them only. We are core creatures and bonding on that level is like sacred, we don't rush into bonding like that though. But everyone in the Realms hopes to be either become mine or Da's. And the ball is their best chance at meeting us on neutral grounds." Ellie explained as best as she could for Jon, it was hard trying to explain the type of level a Forevermore was "And to answer you Robin, Da can't. The Observants, despite how annoying they can get with their dumb demands, are part of the system council for the Realms, they're sadly needed to keep things in check hence their name. Da and his friends are still trying to find a loophole to get rid of them though. They were only created when they put Tyrant King to sleep and they still sadly have some backings from other powerful ghosts in the Realms, even an Ancient or two and in order to fully dismiss them we need all Ancients on board. And the ball keeps a lot of ghosts, especially the more powerful ones, errr I guess happy? Most just use it to gossip on neutral grounds, others just like to dance, network, or other junk like that. Basically, when it's not about them trying to get mine or Da's hand in ghost marriage, it's fun so Da can't dismiss it, it'll ruffle to many feathers."
"Wow..." "Tt." Were the response from her teammates.
"Yeah. Da really isn't happy because someone suggested inviting powerful people from a few Mortal Realms this time. Somehow it got approved. So... here." She said as she reached into her own chest, phasing her hand in, and pulled out two green envelopes and placed them on the table in front of them. Both boys stared in surprise to see their names written in dark purple ink and the stylized DP on it.
"CW let me invite you guys personally. Everyone else should be getting theirs in about a few minutes complete with a blaze of green fire and spooky vibes." Ellie said with a strained smile, both happy to invite them but also dreading the questions she'll no doubt have to answer once the invites were sent.
#danny phantom#danny fenton#crossover#dp x dc#blue rambles#danny phantom dc#writing ideas#random idea#dpxdc#dani phantom#danielle phantom#ghost king danny#princess dani#Ellie is Wrath in DC world#she joined Jon and Damian's team#everyone knows she the heir to the Infinite Realms#she is dreading the upcoming ball#she groans in annoyance when those around Danny's age take one look at him and decide to flirt#thats her Da stop flirting with him#is Danny a young adult like Jason's age or like Bruce's age idk?#either age frame works tbh#fyi this isnt my shenanigans idea it just spawned and woundnt let go
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Adam, coming out of his room for the first time:……Alright what the fuck do you guys even do here? Therapy, or some shit
Lucifer who had been waiting for him by the door: Charlie has activities usually, and is more then willing to talk to residents about their feelings and how they ended up in hell so that’s like therapy. I’m surprised you know about that, has heaven finally implemented it?
Adam, grumbling: No Heaven doesn’t fucking have therapy, but for the last ten years the newer winners have been asking why and the older angels had to find out what the fuck it is
Lucifer, humming: I do have to wonder how all the therapists up there don’t fall from utter frustration
Charlie, watching them come down the stairs excitedly: Hi Dad! Hi Adam! I’m so excited you came down. How are you feeling today, do you think you might be up for an activity? Or ooh, I never got to show you around the whole hotel just to your room. Whatever you feel like! Adam, stepping back: I knew she was excited during the meeting but Is she always this fucking cheery? It’s like Emily has a long lost twin from Hell
Angel Dust, from the bar: It’s the new resident joy, you’ll get used to it lambchop!
Husk, snorting: You act like you don’t adore that girl
Angel, pointing at him with three pointer fingers: You, shut up
Lucifer, beaming with pride: She’s very passionate about her work, always has been
Adam, groaning as Charlie looks at him with glimmering eyes: Dear fucking god, shit alright, fine I’ll take the tour
Vaggie, walking up to them with her spear: Good, because todays activity is Alastor’s idea and I don’t trust him not to ‘accidentally’ scar you emotionally instead
Charlie, gasping: Vaggie! Come on, Alastor wouldn’t do that
Lucifer and Vaggie, deadpan: Yes he would
Adam, crossing his arms: I don’t know the fucker, I just beat his ass, but yes the shit he would. Do you see that smile he has going on all the time? I haven’t seen one so fake since Michael’s
Lucifer, gaging: Hech Mike
Adam, nodding: Fucking Mike
Vaggie, vaguely remembering the angel: Do you mean….the Mike who was your bosses boss, the one who came around and inspected the exterminator’s once every ten years. That Mike?
Adam: That’s the bitch, Vag
Vaggie, her cheek twitching in anger: The ARCHANGEL MICHAEL?
Adam: Adding his title doesn’t unmake him a bitch
Lucifer, laughing: Nothing can
Charlie, smacking her head: Awful uncle Mike! Dad told me about him, don’t worry Adam Alastor is nothing like him. The smile is just….a tool for him? It’s harmless
Adam, rolling his eyes: The bartender just looked at you like you lied to gods face and then fucking spat on it, but whatever. I’ll do the activities and shit, later, but only ones you’re in charge of- why does your face look like that?
Charlie singing to Vaggie, after grabbing a confused Adam’s elbow and happily dragging him on the tour: He trusts meeeee!
Adam, flushing: ONLY MORE THEN THAT FUCKING DEER!
Lucifer, following them: Thats still a little, you know
Angel, laughing at Alastor when he walked in ten minutes later: Hey Alastor, guess what sheep boy trusts the devil and the devil’s daughter more then you. How’s that make you feel?
Alastor, his smile becoming more genuine: Positively ‘devastated’
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel adam#hazbin hotel lucifer#hazbin hotel charlie#hazbin hotel angel dust#hazbin hotel husk#hazbin hotel vaggie#hazbin hotel alastor#guitarduck#adamsapple#cw cursing#sinner adam#charlie morningstar#lucifer morningstar#Adam: Is she fucking glowing what the hell#You know how at a party you follow the one person you know?#Adam is doing that to Lucifer#He will die again before admitting it though#Hc they both hate Michael
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