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Voltober 16. When the Lambs Become the Wolves - Clove

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Masterlist - Voltober 15

Content: Whumpee turned whumper, whumper turned whumpee, vampire whumper, fae whumpee, mentions of past abuse including rape, brutal murder of fae queen

@voltober

Uprising | Revenge | Whumpee Turned Whumper

There was an intruder in the palace! Inermis fumed, storming through her halls. Her guards had been useless and none of the fae actually knew what was going on. Whoever was in the palace seemed to know exactly how to get around without being caught and it was making the queen of the fae very very nervous. She snarled, turning another corner, head tilted so her horns were forward and ready to attack at any moment.

She stopped when she saw the figure at the end of the hall. Familiar and yet so so different. The man that she would typically dress in tight black leathers and sashes stood there, looking more like a village peasant with an earthy blue tunic and sand colored trews, soft leather belts holding up pouches on his waist.

He smiled, his special two pairs of fangs on display. “Inermis,” he purred.

Inermis gave her most charming smile, composing herself quickly. “My husband. It is good to see you again! Have you finally realized how much you missed me?”

Benny snorted. “Absolutely not.”

Inermis didn’t let her smile drop. She had him under her thumb only a decade ago. It wouldn’t be difficult to drag him back under.

She turned up the charm, slowly shrinking her form and changing her proportions to those that she remembered he really liked. “I missed you,” she said with a little pout. She walked down the hall and sighed. “You are so handsome. I haven’t been satisfied by any other since you have been gone.” Mostly because the fae were not vampires and she desperately missed how powerful vampire blood made her.

Benny scoffed, brushing aside her charm easily. “Right. I’m sure. Do you know why I’m here?”

Inermis came to a full stop suddenly, about three strides away from him. She hadn’t considered that. If he didn’t miss her then why was he here?

He lifted his fingers, fae-like claws adorning the tips. “There are a lot of people on the mortal realm who would love to hear that the queen of the fae is dead, and I am at the top of that list. You tortured me, brainwashed me, drank my blood, and raped me. Now, you expect me to love you because of some bond you think you made with me? Because you thought your brainwashing could last this long? I’m sorry to say, dear, but you have birthed your own downfall.”

Inermis took a step back as he took a step forward, fangs bared in that terrible smile. “You can’t! You are not strong enough,” she said, trying to call whatever bluff he was setting up. “You could never hurt me-”

“How long has it been, Inermis? Since you have had vampire blood? It burns up quickly in fae, doesn’t it? That’s why you fed from me so often. You exploited my instincts so I would form a blood bond with you and make it easier to charm me into doing whatever you wanted. Unfortunately for you, that blood stayed with me. In my new claws, in my fangs. You created me. And I will end you for what you have done.”

Inermis turned to run, feeling like a terrified deer.

Benny was on her heels, though, laughing and enjoying the chase.

She slid around a corner, clawing at her very over the top restrictive corset to get it off so she could try and fly away. She managed it barely, and got up into the air only to be slammed into and dragged to the ground as Benny leapt up to grab her.

She screamed, fear suffocating her for the first time in her entire life.

He pinned her to the floor, grinning down at her. “It’s about time I got on top,” he snarled.

She opened her mouth to say something, anything, that could save her life. Benny was faster. His teeth sank into her throat.

Pain exploded through her and she found she couldn’t breath. He shook his head back and forth, throwing her head around as he severed and tore out her wind pipe.

He stared down at her, spitting out her flesh, the smile gone and a serious expression on his face. “For me, and for everyone you have hurt in your rule,” he whispered before he leaned down, drinking the blood that spilled from her savaged throat.

She twitched weakly, but there wasn’t anything she could do as she was killed by the man she had once called ‘husband.’

VTB part 17

Clove Masterlist

Clove Taglist: @wolfeyedwitch @the-blind-one-speaks @whumpsday @extrabitterbrain @inkkswhumpandstuff 

@honeycollectswhump @whump-blog-reblogs @pigeonwhumps @mj-or-say10 @percy-frayer 

@currentlyinthesprial @scoundrelwithboba @whumps-and-bumps @hellodecisionparalysis @scatteriskity

[luminarai]

Attempting to get the beast used to a dental hygiene routine is… well, it’s going.

(She stayed that way for a solid 8 seconds despite hating being held belly up so I think it’s safe to say that Mim is not beating the ‘tiny speaker playing elevator music instead of a brain’ allegations any time soon.)

[escaped-goat]

My Tav, Grabbing Gale by the collar: "No, Gale. Don't take off the earring.

I want you to wear the symbol of your ex so she can hear how hard I fuck my whole heart into you, then wonder why you're callin my name and not hers like a prayer out in the wilds.

Let Mystra hear what it's like to actually be worshipped by you."

Gale: *gives a shaky thumbs up*

---Draft snippet from a fic I'm writing---

(Art incoming of my Tav who did said smashing in the wilds. Eventually. I have so much work to do. Wish me luck).

[tommdale]

DBH Swap AU Chloe

Im still getting a LOT of traction with my dbh au so here’s Chloe as Kamski 😌

DBH requests are open BTW 👀

[aardvaark]

i was thinking about how i wished leverage had a birthday episode for some of the characters cause that would be sweet, but then i realised something and basically…. okay here’s my thoughts in quotes form, just for fun

hardison: so when’s your birthday? i could plan something for us and the team to do and-

parker: i dont know

hardison: you don’t know… your own birthday?

parker: no, how would i know? pshh, cmon, you’re telling me you remember EXACTLY when you were born? watch this - hey, eliot, do you know your exact birth date?

eliot, innocently passing by, who was canonically anonymously dropped off at a hospital as an infant: no, how would i know?

parker: that’s what i said!

hardison: excuse me?? what is going on right now

sophie, walking into the apartment: whats wrong?

hardison: parker and eliot- well, okay, when’s your birthday? i just have to prove something.

sophie: …….july 12th

hardison: why did you pause? wait, is that your birthday or sophie devereaux’s birthday?

sophie: ………… (guilty silence)

parker: see, no one knows their real birthday! haha you’re so weird sometimes, hardison

hardison:

hardison: what the fuck guys

[wootzietoozee]

don't get me wrong i think its lovely how the ii fandom collectively decided taco gets a suit in s2 but at the same time that woman has been hiding in the woods for like one to two years her and that suit definitely REEKS

[fromtheseventhhell]

"I have no sister." The words were knives. What do you know of my heart, priestess? What do you know of my sister? | Jon VI

--metaphorical knives at feigning neutrality regarding his sister

Jon fell to his knees. He found the dagger's hilt and wrenched it free. In the cold night air the wound was smoking. "Ghost," he whispered. Pain washed over him. Stick them with the pointy end. When the third dagger took him between the shoulder blades, he gave a grunt and fell face-first into the snow. He never felt the fourth knife. Only the cold... | Jon XIII

--literal knives from breaking that neutrality to save her

[guidingjustice]

I see Freyja as a goddess of empowerment.

I see her as that friend who says something kind to you that gives you the strength to keep going.

I see her as looking in the mirror and saying, "Hey, I don't look half bad".

I see her as taking power back from people who have hurt you. I see her as someone not to mess with.

I see Freyja as someone who'll support you no matter what happens.

[ganondoodle]

kind of expected that the ability breakdown wouldnt get that much traction (especially on twitter bc if it doesnt do well in the first few hours it might as well be dead) but what i didnt need to wake up to was looking at my twitter notifications and thinking there was a long comment on it at first but then i read it and it turned out to be some guy having dug up one of my old totk tweets where i talked about how zelda was treated-

and if a quote retweet with a thread attached already starts with "this entitled brat didnt understand that zelda was being a history nerd by being in the past and getting to experience it herself" with two screenshots attached of the end of totk with zelda staring at the cam all uwu (which has ??? to do with their point??) i dont even want to know what else was in that thread

if thats how the majority of the fandom is then im even less surprised that nintendy doesnt even have to try to write anything good :I

ah yes, i am a game nerd, and by putting me in a game where i stand around doing puppy dog eyes while being shoved around by NPCs is me being a game nerd OBVIOSULY

[salty-an-disco]

POV: you've just said some cringe

[souryam]

there's two wolves inside me one tells me severus was named after Saint Severus Church in cokeworth (literal saint of spinners. like wtf) and bc of that there were a bunch of severuses in the town the other insists severus was such an absurd name people refused to call him that and ended up calling him "young tobias" or "junior" or any variation of his middle name (snape kid worked as well)

[violent138]

Might be my last post today because I might be killed but my baby cousin just dropped something down the stairs, looked up at me, and said fuck. I'll give you three guesses which soon-to-be deceased, very careless, moronic babysitter she picked that up from.

[reactionimagesdaily]

[villa-kulla]

@ the mag7 fam, I realize I have no way of convincing you this is not a 'and then everyone clapped' fake post, but i LITERALLY MET MANUEL GARCIA RULFO this weekend at a TIFF party, and we LITERALLY SPOKE FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES

Takeaways:

he is really ridiculously handsome, excellent brown eyes, A+

really not as tall as he seems in character, and much slighter, i may have to revisit how 'looming' i've written him in fic lmao

(on that note it is biZARRE meeting someone whose character you've written fic about, that is the first time that has happened to me. i can only be grateful i haven't written too much with him, i'd have withered if it was ethan hawke or LBH lol)

he was extremely friendly! and as it transpired he lived in my hometown for about a year so we just chatted about that. he loves poutine and hates the winter, and he has my full agreement on both counts 👍

he also appears to be dating vincent d'onofrio's daughter which is sO cute, the mag7 fam lives on 🙌 (she is gorgeous btw. and I don't think this is like a 'scoop' or private info or anything lol, I asked if he had anything going on at tiff that day and he was very openly like 'no only next week, today I'm just supporting her!)

(also the context for All This is my gentleman friend is a journalist and i joined him at TIFF for the weekend and basically larped as a famous person all weekend lol good times. weekend was crazy but this part felt the most relevant to tumblr)

[luvbug724]

i don’t care if jean isn’t canonically catholic. when i’m done with him he will be.

[doginprogress]

Mid-week Zula Zoomies

(pls ignore my baby voice 😅)

This is a Zula only toy as it was Aang’s favorite, and she’s the only one I trust to not destroy it. It only comes out when the other dogs are crated for mealtimes.