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Voltober 16. When the Lambs Become the Wolves - Clove
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Masterlist - Voltober 15
Content: Whumpee turned whumper, whumper turned whumpee, vampire whumper, fae whumpee, mentions of past abuse including rape, brutal murder of fae queen
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Uprising | Revenge | Whumpee Turned Whumper
There was an intruder in the palace! Inermis fumed, storming through her halls. Her guards had been useless and none of the fae actually knew what was going on. Whoever was in the palace seemed to know exactly how to get around without being caught and it was making the queen of the fae very very nervous. She snarled, turning another corner, head tilted so her horns were forward and ready to attack at any moment.
She stopped when she saw the figure at the end of the hall. Familiar and yet so so different. The man that she would typically dress in tight black leathers and sashes stood there, looking more like a village peasant with an earthy blue tunic and sand colored trews, soft leather belts holding up pouches on his waist.
He smiled, his special two pairs of fangs on display. “Inermis,” he purred.
Inermis gave her most charming smile, composing herself quickly. “My husband. It is good to see you again! Have you finally realized how much you missed me?”
Benny snorted. “Absolutely not.”
Inermis didn’t let her smile drop. She had him under her thumb only a decade ago. It wouldn’t be difficult to drag him back under.
She turned up the charm, slowly shrinking her form and changing her proportions to those that she remembered he really liked. “I missed you,” she said with a little pout. She walked down the hall and sighed. “You are so handsome. I haven’t been satisfied by any other since you have been gone.” Mostly because the fae were not vampires and she desperately missed how powerful vampire blood made her.
Benny scoffed, brushing aside her charm easily. “Right. I’m sure. Do you know why I’m here?”
Inermis came to a full stop suddenly, about three strides away from him. She hadn’t considered that. If he didn’t miss her then why was he here?
He lifted his fingers, fae-like claws adorning the tips. “There are a lot of people on the mortal realm who would love to hear that the queen of the fae is dead, and I am at the top of that list. You tortured me, brainwashed me, drank my blood, and raped me. Now, you expect me to love you because of some bond you think you made with me? Because you thought your brainwashing could last this long? I’m sorry to say, dear, but you have birthed your own downfall.”
Inermis took a step back as he took a step forward, fangs bared in that terrible smile. “You can’t! You are not strong enough,” she said, trying to call whatever bluff he was setting up. “You could never hurt me-”
“How long has it been, Inermis? Since you have had vampire blood? It burns up quickly in fae, doesn’t it? That’s why you fed from me so often. You exploited my instincts so I would form a blood bond with you and make it easier to charm me into doing whatever you wanted. Unfortunately for you, that blood stayed with me. In my new claws, in my fangs. You created me. And I will end you for what you have done.”
Inermis turned to run, feeling like a terrified deer.
Benny was on her heels, though, laughing and enjoying the chase.
She slid around a corner, clawing at her very over the top restrictive corset to get it off so she could try and fly away. She managed it barely, and got up into the air only to be slammed into and dragged to the ground as Benny leapt up to grab her.
She screamed, fear suffocating her for the first time in her entire life.
He pinned her to the floor, grinning down at her. “It’s about time I got on top,” he snarled.
She opened her mouth to say something, anything, that could save her life. Benny was faster. His teeth sank into her throat.
Pain exploded through her and she found she couldn’t breath. He shook his head back and forth, throwing her head around as he severed and tore out her wind pipe.
He stared down at her, spitting out her flesh, the smile gone and a serious expression on his face. “For me, and for everyone you have hurt in your rule,” he whispered before he leaned down, drinking the blood that spilled from her savaged throat.
She twitched weakly, but there wasn’t anything she could do as she was killed by the man she had once called ‘husband.’
VTB part 17
Clove Masterlist
Clove Taglist: @wolfeyedwitch @the-blind-one-speaks @whumpsday @extrabitterbrain @inkkswhumpandstuff
@honeycollectswhump @whump-blog-reblogs @pigeonwhumps @mj-or-say10 @percy-frayer
@currentlyinthesprial @scoundrelwithboba @whumps-and-bumps @hellodecisionparalysis @scatteriskity
#whump#whump writing#whumpee turned whumper#whumper turned whumpee#vampire whumper#fae whumpee#mentions of past abuse#mentions of rape#murder of whumper#clove#benny#inermis#YOOOOO SHE DEAD#glad she's gone#she a heathen#glad Benny got his revenge#not sure what happened after that#so feel free to make stuff up in your minds#vtb-no.16
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Attempting to get the beast used to a dental hygiene routine is… well, it’s going.
(She stayed that way for a solid 8 seconds despite hating being held belly up so I think it’s safe to say that Mim is not beating the ‘tiny speaker playing elevator music instead of a brain’ allegations any time soon.)
#cecil blogs her life#my art#digital art#artists on tumblr#Mim the cat#cats on tumblr#cat art#comics#black cats#she’s actually pretty good about it normally - like she doesn’t enjoy it but she lets me do it without too many complaints#ofc I make sure to do it as quickly as possible and give her lots of dental friendly rewards lmao#she’s currently sleeping on top of me so I think I’m forgiven#I don’t believe she has any current dental issues so it’s mostly preventative#esp bc we don’t know exactly how old she is or what her life was like before I adopted her#this is probably seven different kinds of heretical but anyway#shout out to Tom my childhood priest who once told me not to take the bible literally after I asked him where the dinos were supposed to#fit into genesis. incredible. anyway I’m a non believing heathen now so meh#who cares#these tags are a RIDE wtf cecil
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My Tav, Grabbing Gale by the collar: "No, Gale. Don't take off the earring.
I want you to wear the symbol of your ex so she can hear how hard I fuck my whole heart into you, then wonder why you're callin my name and not hers like a prayer out in the wilds.
Let Mystra hear what it's like to actually be worshipped by you."
Gale: *gives a shaky thumbs up*
---Draft snippet from a fic I'm writing---
(Art incoming of my Tav who did said smashing in the wilds. Eventually. I have so much work to do. Wish me luck).
#ayo#fuck mystra#me and all my homies hate mystra#she's such a soggy sack of fish fat#i hate her more than i hate coconuts#which is a lot#baldur's gate 3#bg3#baldur's gate iii#baldurs gate 3#bg3 gale#probably should have stayed in drafts but i needed to get one on that milk-toast she-heathen#love my boi#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#gale deserves better
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Kindest reminder that aside from Sky and Wild, none of the others have even heard of the Goddess Hylia before meeting up. The goddesses they would invoke, if any, would be either Farore, Din, or Nayru.
#linked universe#it’s a minor pet peeve of mine#mostly I think by people who started the series with BotW and didn’t realize Hylia was formerly just a lake#Nintendo had a chance to introduce Hylia to the Downfall timeline and aside from an unnamed statue crumbling in a basement they didn’t#this also adds to my “Legend does NOT have beef with Hylia” headcanon#to all of them Hylia is just Sky’s girlfriend except Wild who is probably very weirded out by this whole thing#“oh your girlfriend is a goddess that’s nice” vs “wait you’re engaged to THE Hylia should I be worshipping you?!” “please don’t”#at if Hylia’s present in the Downfall timeline she’s not actively worshipped#and if she’s present in the other two I can see Wind mistaking her statue for a strange Rito#and Twilight still being the goddessless heathen that he is /j#they start a minor religious debate every time it comes up#ESPECIALLY Four who has met the three goddesses incarnate and Wind who swears he saw them when he opened the Tower of the Gods#and Legend who is 50% sure the Oracles were them and 50% sure they at least were connected#Wild saying they are saying the names of the dragons wrong#then Sky saying yes there are dragons but Wild YOU are saying them wrong#that one comic I think by ovekaart with them all being like “you mean the lake?” is on point
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Ugh everyone thirsting over the wrong characters from war of the rohirrim that’s FINE I’ll do it myself
Olwyn my love they don’t deserve you
#the war of the rohirrim#lotr#olwyn#she is perfect and I want her to save me#and I don’t see anyone talking about her#even finding stills of her was hard 😭#why must I be cursed with good taste#unlike the rest of you heathens#falling for the blonde twink of course 🙄
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DBH Swap AU Chloe
Im still getting a LOT of traction with my dbh au so here’s Chloe as Kamski 😌
DBH requests are open BTW 👀
#my art#fanart#detroit become human rk900#dbh reverse au#dbh#chloe dbh#dbh swap au#you heathens love her#she’s crazy#you cannot change her I promise
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i was thinking about how i wished leverage had a birthday episode for some of the characters cause that would be sweet, but then i realised something and basically…. okay here’s my thoughts in quotes form, just for fun
hardison: so when’s your birthday? i could plan something for us and the team to do and-
parker: i dont know
hardison: you don’t know… your own birthday?
parker: no, how would i know? pshh, cmon, you’re telling me you remember EXACTLY when you were born? watch this - hey, eliot, do you know your exact birth date?
eliot, innocently passing by, who was canonically anonymously dropped off at a hospital as an infant: no, how would i know?
parker: that’s what i said!
hardison: excuse me?? what is going on right now
sophie, walking into the apartment: whats wrong?
hardison: parker and eliot- well, okay, when’s your birthday? i just have to prove something.
sophie: …….july 12th
hardison: why did you pause? wait, is that your birthday or sophie devereaux’s birthday?
sophie: ………… (guilty silence)
parker: see, no one knows their real birthday! haha you’re so weird sometimes, hardison
hardison:
hardison: what the fuck guys
#leverageposting#wren speaks#leverage#parker leverage#alec hardison#nate knows his birthday i guess so i didn’t include him. if he was watching the whole time he would probably say ‘idk’ to mess w hardison#they’re having this convo in nate’s apartment but it’s like 3am & he’s asleep & they’ve all broken in to hang out#parker doesn’t know either bc of her ridiculously neglectful foster parents or bc she’s parker & her priorities are simply different to most#people. her birthday is irrelevant to thievery. and sadly probably not related to fun happy memories anyway.#sophie obviously is a good enough grifter to answer confidently but she feels a little bad abt lying to her family by now#meanwhile hardison had a normal foster nana who would have known his bday. most kids aren’t safe-surrendered like eliot so assumably#hardison would have a known bday. and he likes birthdays!#and he wants to throw parker a little party even if it’s a very unconventional parker bday that involves rappelling & jumping off buildings#but he is once again thwarted by the leverage team members having the strangest possible lives#he IS gonna give them each birthday parties tho. even if he has to make up some dates & stuff#sophie’s can be the fake date she gives if that’s what she rlly wants. nate’s real birthday is on file somewhere even if he’s being annoying#rn so hardison just has to do some basic hacking. eliot would have an approximate bday such as the day he was surrendered that his parents#would have celebrated throughout childhood. and parker’s would be april 1st bc that’s alice whites bday (and YOURE ALICE!!!)#as in it’s canonically in the online info abt alice white shown in the juror no.6 job & obvs that’s april fools so it’s funny :)#and hardison has a NORMAL bday unlike SOME ppl and yes he DOES expect presents you heathens!!
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I see Freyja as a goddess of empowerment.
I see her as that friend who says something kind to you that gives you the strength to keep going.
I see her as looking in the mirror and saying, "Hey, I don't look half bad".
I see her as taking power back from people who have hurt you. I see her as someone not to mess with.
I see Freyja as someone who'll support you no matter what happens.
#just a little ramble. she's really been kind to me on my journey into heathenry#:: chem talks#heathen#heathenry#norse pagan#norse paganism#norse heathen#freyja deity#:: worship#:: chem's offerings#deity worship
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don't get me wrong i think its lovely how the ii fandom collectively decided taco gets a suit in s2 but at the same time that woman has been hiding in the woods for like one to two years her and that suit definitely REEKS
#soda speaks#inanimate insanity#ii#inanimate insanity taco#taco inanimate insanity#taco ii#ii taco#this doesn't mean i don't like ii taco gjinkas btw!!#i love seeing ppl's taco gjinkas#i just think it's funny we all draw her being all perfect looking and dapper when she's probably realistically FILTHY#go take a bath you fucking heathen /affectionate
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"I have no sister." The words were knives. What do you know of my heart, priestess? What do you know of my sister? | Jon VI
--metaphorical knives at feigning neutrality regarding his sister
Jon fell to his knees. He found the dagger's hilt and wrenched it free. In the cold night air the wound was smoking. "Ghost," he whispered. Pain washed over him. Stick them with the pointy end. When the third dagger took him between the shoulder blades, he gave a grunt and fell face-first into the snow. He never felt the fourth knife. Only the cold... | Jon XIII
--literal knives from breaking that neutrality to save her
#jon snow#arya stark#asoiaf#valyrianscrolls#it's like poetry it rhymes#Jon is just destined to suffer over his love for Arya huh 😭#god when is it finally their turn to reunite and be happy??#people read this and really think he would've done the same for anyone other then Arya?? the delusion is strong#gatekeeping their relationship from the heathens that try and turn Arya into just a /proxy for family/ y'all aren't worthy#George did NOT have to go this hard when writing about them but I am so glad that he did#/Jon will want me even if no one else does/ you have no idea 🥹#and when Arya parallels this by leaving the FM when she hears of his death I'm gonna be losing my mind
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kind of expected that the ability breakdown wouldnt get that much traction (especially on twitter bc if it doesnt do well in the first few hours it might as well be dead) but what i didnt need to wake up to was looking at my twitter notifications and thinking there was a long comment on it at first but then i read it and it turned out to be some guy having dug up one of my old totk tweets where i talked about how zelda was treated-
and if a quote retweet with a thread attached already starts with "this entitled brat didnt understand that zelda was being a history nerd by being in the past and getting to experience it herself" with two screenshots attached of the end of totk with zelda staring at the cam all uwu (which has ??? to do with their point??) i dont even want to know what else was in that thread
if thats how the majority of the fandom is then im even less surprised that nintendy doesnt even have to try to write anything good :I
ah yes, i am a game nerd, and by putting me in a game where i stand around doing puppy dog eyes while being shoved around by NPCs is me being a game nerd OBVIOSULY
#ganondoodles talks#zelda#sorta#like ok im not saying you cant like the game ffs#but acting like everything is perfect and anyone who dares speak something critical is a heathen and must be PUNISHED or PROVEN WRONG-#-is so godammn annoying#just went on their profile to block and of course it was all screenshots of totks ending with uwu zelda and shirtless cool guy link#also find it interesting that zelda has always been a history nerd now#didnt know interest in shiekah tech and ... frogs? counted as historian#and dont get me wrong it would fit her being interested in that too but the way it was done in totk felt so artificial#like doesnt she say she read in a book that the king who founded this hyrule was called rauru and all that?#like ........ how did that even happen#a book that mentions him BY NAME surviving for WAY OVER TEN THOUSAND YEARS just convenietnly materializing or what#how the hell did that survive when next to nothing did of the ancient shiekah#(granted you can make the argument that the -other- ancient king of hyrule that persecuted them destroyed most of their stuff-#-which would make sense and im rolling with that too but you get my point??)#but raurus shit was even older than shiekah stuff like ......... ok???? how convenient she now suddendly is interested in nothing but#-that and also read a book about it!!! somehow!!#also how does something like that exist but then the sonau where pretty much non existent and irrelevant at all in botw#and even what we had was ACTUALLY done ..by hylians as a tribute to rauru you seeeeeeee#and the botw sonau style was the hylians work .. even though the totk sonau style aligns more with hylian than botw sonau..#if the hylians were so grateful to rauru they built giant stone monuments as a tribute for him that didnt even fit their style-#-why was that the only stuff that survived on the surface ... wouldnt it make more sense that they would maintain the og sonau stuff instea#sure the temple ... castle .. whatever went up into the sky and whatver SOEMEHOW but not everythign did and it was everwhere#but then the stuff left on the surface crumbled away while everything left to rot in the underground and sky is just .. fine#what#also ... where did their castle go anyway#like ... we only see the -new cooler sonau- temple of time on the plateau but its interior doesnt match at all with the throne room#so where was all that#funny it wasnt in the same place as hyrule castle
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they have such a fucked up relationship (jealous)
#interview with the vampire#iwtv#this is ALL of them#youre all guilty none of you are free of sin#except madeleine she did nothing wrong and we're thrilled to have her.#but the rest of you DISGUSTING HEATHENS#need to go to THERAPY#lestat de lioncourt#louis de pointe du lac#armand#the vampire armand#Actually claudia is free of sin too. It's these men. gentlemen#get it together#ok im done anyway love this show my brain is full of soup#rhy writes#vampire blogging#lol
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there's two wolves inside me one tells me severus was named after Saint Severus Church in cokeworth (literal saint of spinners. like wtf) and bc of that there were a bunch of severuses in the town the other insists severus was such an absurd name people refused to call him that and ended up calling him "young tobias" or "junior" or any variation of his middle name (snape kid worked as well)
#yapping#yes i just copied grrm with the “tobias” “young tobias”#in the second scenario they probably called the named heathen and gossiped that the snape witch must've picked it (she did)
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POV: you've just said some cringe
#the censoring is diagetic. Damsel legally cannot curse so she gets bleeped like Julia in Scott Pilgrim#Heathens AU#slay the princess#stp voices#stp princess#voice of the contrarian#voice of the hero#voice of the paranoid#voice of the broken#the damsel#sal draws#sketches
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sometimes i get the uncanny notion that elizabeth sandifer is my parallel-universe, slightly more academically disciplined, slightly more unhinged, elder millennial instead of gen z alter ego
#i had no idea she was a heathen this knocked me off my feet#and of course it started the same way mine did. typical#ivy.txt
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Might be my last post today because I might be killed but my baby cousin just dropped something down the stairs, looked up at me, and said fuck. I'll give you three guesses which soon-to-be deceased, very careless, moronic babysitter she picked that up from.
#In my defense I hit my head on the washing machine door and I did not realize she was right there#this is terrible#personal#about me#swearing#lol#I saw some people tagging my posts with that and immediately realized what a fucking heathen I am
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