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And this is why we do not shave double-coated dogs 🫠
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holy shit. he has legs.
#idk why this shocked me so much i mean they look like normal human legs#i’m just so taken aback bc i don’t think i’ve ever seen his legs before 😭#he’s always in joggers or jeans#they’re so bronze and tanned and smooth#like a model/runner/dancer’s legs#especially compared to oscar’s leg hair like they really are That teammate pairing huh#people on twitter saying he shaves his legs… what a thought#what an image#i’m not going to think too deeply into that or i’ll just#yeah anyways#legs#lando pics#lando norris
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#sandy shocks#i like the magnetic shaving things and how those are interpreted as like… ground-y stuff for having stunfisk typing‚ but…#um. that's about all i can say here. “did magneton specifically need a paradox form” i could say but#to be honest i could say that about just about all the paradox forms. they all feel like rather random selections of pokémon#which i GUESS the idea is supposed to be like. in lore they're just Randomly getting brought in from the past or future#so having such Random selections of pokémon makes it more… um. random. makes it seem more reasonable in-universe#but i still think i would've liked to see some spins on some hisuian forms. like COME ON THEY'RE FROM THE PAST YOU GUYS ALREADY MADE#PAST POKÉMON!!! YOU DID THAT ALREADY AND THEY WERE GREAT#sure i mean these are supposed to be like DINOSAUR times pokémon but WHATEVER
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Someone give me that trend of dads shaving off their beards and their kids' reactions to it, except with Sirius and Harry.
#baby harry seeing beardless sirius for the first time and just staring at him in shock#or crying#older harry being like 'dad put it BACK'#teenage harry being like 'so when are YOU gonna shave that caterpillar' to remus
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The 5SOS Show Tour Hollywood - 6 September 2023
Via 5SOS IG Story
#yes i am in mourning bc Ashton decided to shave his beard and even more offensively the WEEK before my show 😭😭😭#sir pls spare at least some scruff for me next Thurs pls I'm sorry I promise I'll be faithful & never lust after Luke again (this is a lie)#5sos#5 seconds of summer#luke hemmings#calum hood#ashton irwin#michael clifford#lashton#all#the 5sos show tour#the 5sos show tour hollywood#video#ryan fleming 2023#flashing tw#kh4f post#also can i say how shocked i am that we're calling this the Hollywood show and not Ft Lauderdale like I expected#my brain is getting so confused writing Hollywood for this show lol
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#mp100#mob psycho 100#mp100 shigeo#mlp mp100#mlp crossover#mlp#kageyama shigeo#teruki hanazawa#i think it wouldnt just shave his head lmao#cause like#its sticking STRAIGHT UP youre telling me its not gonna get chopped off#but i think since it was cut off with mobs op alicorn bs magic teru would probably be shocked to discover he can still use magic#ive put a lot of thought into what mob would be the princess of lmao#too much thought#i also think teru would be the ugliest unicorn ever lmaoooo#but he pulls it off somehow
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Ok so uh I cut my finger somehow? After I got done washing my face I went to open idolm@ster and was looking for what song to play when I caught a glance at my hand and there was this red thing coming out of my middle finger and I was like huh I don't remember eating anything red today AND THEN IT HIT ME THAT I WAS BLEEDING 😭 it was a lot of blood too like a concerning amount so I was like okay maaaybe I should do something about this xD and I went to get a napkin and some cool water from the sink to put pressure on it
(for some reason though the sink wouldn't give cold water?? Only hot and warm--which was weird because the sink usually always gives cold water??? Like I have to wait a while for it to get warmer most of the time but this time it was already warm >:[ THE ONE TIME I NEED IT TO BE COLD OMG and I didn't have TIME to sit there and wait my finger was bleeding!!! So I tried the bath water and the result was the same! LIKE WHYYYY I did get a tiny bit of cool water eventually though)
So now I have this napkin wrapped around my finger and the bleeding has stopped mostly (cold water makes it sting a lil but that's okay) I wish I had a first aid kit or something so I could put something else on it and hopefully keep it from getting infected but unfortunately I don't :( so I gotta to use what I have. I'll probably grab some tape and keep napkin around my cut for the time being. I'm mostly just wondering what cut my finger??? Like all I did was wash my face and after that is when I noticed it. I didn't touch anything sharp to my knowledge and I don't think my nail caused a cut like that so I am very very lost :'D hopefully I'll find the true culprit one day. How dare whatever object did this >:( now I can only type with one hand smh
#tw blood#tw blood mention#I am alright though :3 just was really shocking at first#funny thing is this is the dat before my orthodontist appointment to get my braces tightened#and something weird happened to me the day before my orthodontist appointment last month too#where I fainted after I was done shaving my legs#and I fell on my neck in a weird way and a part of my mouth hurt for like a week after#my body doesn't like the orthodontist ig.... :'D could also just be a coincidence though I just thought it was odd#lord I am not your strongest soldier stop bullying me like this :'D#ig no idolm@ster for me today :((#sorry chihaya I was getting ready to play your song too... </3
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i think the most important thing to realize as a trans man when it comes to misogyny is that instead of thinking/saying/acting like "misogyny directed towards me sucks because im not even a woman!" you should instead be looking at it like "misogyny directed at me sucks, nobody should have to endure that. the fact that im not a woman doesnt matter to these people. people of all genders can be impacted by misogyny, and its not right for any of them"
its a subtle change and although it is just a matter of words, i think its an important distinction so that your defense of your gender doesnt get in the way of recognizing the root of the problem. obviously transphobia is another issue in its own right but both things do exist and need to be confronted
#transmasc#trans man#ftm#transgender#transphobia#i feel like i have to clarify im not trying to say that transphobia is less rampant because boy is it rampant#theres just times where ive had stuff said to me when i was not passing at all ie “shave your legs” or calling me stupid bc im a girl#and my thoughts were “well im not a girl so ha”#but looking back im like “well this issue isnt that i wasnt a girl its that they are misogynistic and that doesnt matter to them”#and its shocking to realize how rampant misogyny still is in this day and age bc in the media in some ways it feels like society has aged#out of it. but it hasnt. and now more than ever there needs to be intersectionality between trans rights and womens rights#anyways#yeah
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What would happen to Probopass’s “mustache” if you brought Sandy Shocks (or any of the magnemite line) near it?
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At long last, I have a name sign!
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my wife has been giving my mother-in-law shit about my lack of a name sign for a while now, especially when she realized that her mom had given a name sign to my wife’s work friend—who came over to mom’s house once to fix an electrical problem—but not to her own daughter-in-law
She never bothered to give a name sign to my wife’s sister’s husband, either, so it’s not a homophobia thing, it’s just a we’re-pretty-sure-you-have-undiagnosed-ADHD thing 😆 But the good news is both me and my brother-in-law have name signs now! Hooray!
#fambily#deaf community#his name references his beard so he’s not allowed to shave anymore#I am shocked that my name isn’t just my first letter making the ‘sorry’ motion
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I sometimes don't know what to say when people are like, "ugh it sucks being a woman - I hate shaving my legs!!" because it's easy to be like, "then don't", and for some people that works, but I also understand that it's a deeper problem than that, and whilst personally, I revel in the queerness of my hairy body, not everyone wants that, but also that body hair shouldn't be seen as un-feminine anyway and body hair shouldn't be some kind of statement and....idk.
#shaving legs can be replaced with like. styling my hair. or wearing foundation. or whatever#this isnt specifically about that#mostly this is work colleagues because all my friends have nuanced genders lmao#we were talking yesterday about shaving and waxing and my manager was so shocked when i said i didnt shave my legs#and asked to see 😂😂#what made me sad was that she said her daughter will have problems because her dad has dark hair so her#body hair is going to be dark#her daughter is like 7 or something#it's just. it goes so deep!!!#my manager was so close to being like. well its fine because you're a queer lmao#when i was like. i just. dont shave lol. just dont do it#she was like. hmm. well. that's fine for you because. actually. why /don't/ you shave....#😂😂 i was like. oh. it was a covid decision! (kind of true)#anyway. if anyone has any legit advice for this i will hear it#i find it hard to sympathise and connect with this anymore idk#well. no. like. i do understand. i just dont know how to relate anymore i guess#woes of emily
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francesca amewudah-rivers receiving rave reviews for her incredible performance as Juliet ikdr!!! nothing i love more than watching someone shine regardless of whatever idiots have to say!
#really hated humanity lately witnessing the shit ppl think they can open the nasty mouths to say abt someone like whooo tf are you?#other black ppl participating in that shit too ohhhh the most aggravating part#anyway. i truly loved her nonresponse to the bullshit all and the incredible support she's been receiving from her peers and admirers!#saw the cutest vid of her parents and fans supporting her �� also students at her alma mater made a lil video congratulating her sooo cute#after a while i start to feel real pity for people who have decided to ti live their lives as mean mean humans. who tf do you think you are#declaring ppl as ugly? and yeah it is personal for me as someone who was called ugly and made to feel ugly as a child/teen mostly due to my#visibly black/african features (by other africans mind you 😐)#ik it's also cos i didnt follow a lot if feminine standards at that time my parents wouldnt let me shave or close my gap tooth#grown adults acting like mean girl high schoolers over a talented person doing their job beautifully.#and the ones mad at a black person playing a FICTIONAL character lmfaoooo stay mad and hopefully die mad!#oooo scaryyyy better be afraid cos black people exist omg shocking i know!!!!
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redid my hair last night and i am now even more aerodynamic, asymmetrical, AND magnetic. my swag unending
[image description: a simple cartoon self-portrait done in ms paint. the artist has asymmetric glasses with one lens as a rectangle and the other as a circle, and he also has a little bit of stubble. he has a buzzcut that is split-dyed down the middle, with one side being red and the other being blue. there are small cartoon lightning bolts around his head, as if to imply that his hair was electrical. end id]
#its so good shaving your head. like i understand why ppl do this when they have breakdowns#its therapeutic just staring at all the hair clumps on the floor#im honestly shocked at how good everything came out considering i did this whole thing in my bathroom#had to have duct tape over my face for a while so my sister could figure out the seam for the dye lol#i did somehow manage to accidentally snort some dye water and now im sick so thats swag#but im super sexy and epic now so its chill#doc talks#my art
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Y’know, thinking about it, looking at Yugi’s grandpa and that magnificent beard, it stands to reason that Yugi could probably grow out some facial hair if he wanted to and it is a source of no end of frustration to some of his male friends who are arguably “manlier” than this tiny-ass twink but can’t get a sick goatee or whatever.
#yugioh#chibi rambles#ol' auntie cheebs is shitposting again#jounouchi on the other hand thinks this shit is hilarious#honda bro he loves you but he can *see* the waves of frustration eminating from you and it's the funniest shit ever#one day kaiba is going to be SHOCKED to learn yugi has to shave and he doesn't know how to feel about that
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Ya know when I said id wanted to break the hair clip.. this isnt what I expected
#im like shocked but id like to see a better picture of it#it's feeling like when your crush shaves his hair and you realize his kinda ugly like that meme#BUT i do feel like this is healthier for his hair instead of him giving himself a widow peak#harry styles
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for context. i wanna shave off all my hair. not a buzzcut going completely bald. then let it grow in again until i can have spiky hair in all directions. BUT. i'm scared. lol.
#a biscuit's rambles#i mean i am starting to feel a little restless#i just dont have any new interesting cool colours to dye it anymore#and shaving it off would also allow my hair to rest a little after bleaching it for two years#and i COULD pull that off very much and so far only three humans know so the shock would also be funny#i do have a fixed date with my haircutting buddy but technically i could still abort#...... im likely gonna do it but uaghhhh
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