#shauna shipman yellowjackets

[taissaswifelowkey]

soft shauna because we all need her, right?

before crash headcanons 🤠

soft shauna who leaves her flannels everywhere around her house or at yours when she has the chance. and you being clueless to what what she’s doing thinks she forgot her flannel but she’s like “🧍‍♀️ oh so that’s where it went ahahah thank you. you can keep it if you want to!” (do it)

soft shauna who writes poems and diary entries about you. has memorable quotes of yours written down and itll be the most random thing ever too 😭

soft shauna who acts all tough when someone gets a bit close to you for comfort. actually, a lot close to comfort. is all like “what are you guys talking about 🙂🙂🙂” and will have her arm around you at all times just to pass a subtle message

soft shauna who loves to feel you close. you’re sharing the same bed for a sleepover and she is alll over you, insisting that it’s just for “body warmth” (you have enough blankets to share) and rests her head on your chest, listens to your heartbeat, traces patters with your skin. but yeah it’s all for body warmth come on now 🙄

soft shauna that realised she was in love with you when she wrote something about you in her diary and was kicking her feet, chuckling and shaking her head 💀💀 girlie gave herself the ick, immediately shutting her book and getting up to take a walk. she touches grass and is like “what was that? am?? i??? okay???” called jackie over to help her either get rid of her own ick, or find an ick about you. jackie didn’t know what to say. probably said something like “idk imagine them doing some weird shit. like���falling down???” she is NOT of great help 💀

soft shauna who will immediately stare down anyone that talks behind your back. a simple “apparently they…” is SHUT DOWN. she’s all like “so what did they do? go on. since you’re sooo adamant about them.” she’s your bodyguard 100%. knows you can defend yourself but can’t help but doing so. she’s so protective and sweet

soft shauna who’s actually…soft? yes, stay with me now. like sure she had this aloof persona but when she’s alone with you? so clingy. loves forehead and neck kisses. is a complete loser when it comes to them, sometimes would even beg you to just hold her 🙁‼️‼️

soft shauna that once got in a rant with someone and you were there to defend her, even though she was in the wrong. it could be something related to music or literature (BOTH of which you are both passionate). so yeah, she is not wrong. never can be. she knows what she’s saying 🙄

WE ALL NEED SOFT SHAUNA 🙁‼️‼️

[heaven1na]

i was tame, i was gentle

‘til the circus life made me mean.

[leonchef]

i’ll always be a shauna shipman apologist no matter what she does

[faith-thee-slayer]

she’s a poor little meow meow. she was born in a wet cardboard box all alone. she’s suffered more than jesus. she’s misunderstood. she’s a silly guy. she experienced the horrors. she did all those crimes. she has done nothing wrong. she deserves to kill. she’s the most interesting girl in the world. i didn’t say a name, but she popped into your head, didn’t she?

[elainiisms]

there is literally nothing in this world more endearing than a girl who is an absolute loser

[jesterscircus]

good luck, babe! - chappell roan

[cannibalfears]

girls with big sad brown eyes can't be convicted of crimes

[boilbluedenim]

when your circle small but y’all all crazy

[luvsicdog]

[ube-kun]

Most sane soccer team 🤗⚽️💞🐇🌼

[taissaswifelowkey]

co-parenting with shauna’s wilderness baby

1996 timeline

a/n: IT IS HEREEE COPARENTING WITH SHAUNA. admittedly I’ve always wanted to write about it. so here it is!

warnings: none, gay, yellowjackets propaganda you already knowww, mentions of hickeys? and a few implications but it doesn��t go any further than that. let me know if i missed anything and if you have feedback do t be afraid to drop a few, enjoy reading 🤠‼️

it starts below the cut 🫡

so imagine you’re taking care of wilderness baby with shauna. she has mornings and you have evenings, because you insist that she needs her rest. also, you secretly give extra rations to shauna knowing you’d have an argument about it. her and her baby’s health are more important than yours

you start to freak out when lottie starts to take care of him a bit too much. like your eyes are soooo focused on her. she’s sparing a glance at you cradling the baby? you’re staying up all night watching over him and shauna. she giggles at the way shauna takes care of him? you stand next to them, all “what’s so funny tell me so i can laugh too 😐🧍‍♀️” but you do tread lightly, knowing that she can mentally mess with you on a whole silence of the lambs level. and you don’t want to be lamb soup 😭 you only really trust tai and van with him, and even then, it took you a bit of convincing from shauna’s part.

when you spend time with with wilderness baby and shauna, you make sure they’re both comfortable. you give your extra sweatshirt to her child, and cover them in extra blankets. you value them so much to the point of you being worried sick. tai sees the dark circles under your eyes and checks up on you, but you just wave it off, finding some excuse like “i had a weird dream about buffalos and they were harmonising?” she just laughs and nods politely, thinking that you’re starting to lose the-most-stable-person-in-the-cabin position

you don’t always have the opportunity to be with shauna but when you do you firstly make sure that her baby is in safe hands, making van and tai swear with everything they have that he will be safe. and shauna surprisingly pulls you away and tells you to chill 💀💀 usually then you’d just sit in silence while she writes her diary, or you’ll just hold each other, the warmth of your bodies making your head spin lightly. especially with the way shauna has her arms strongly wrapped you. sometimes you do talk, about anything other than your actual situation. and when it’s not that girlie is kissing you, not pulling away to breathe for a second, only stopping to leave one or two marks (misty laughed at your joke. and touched your arm.) but you’re always quick to return the favour, in any way she wants to!! she will never admit it out loud but she finds it hot that you’re basically her personal knight in dusty clothes.

although your favourite moment is when you’re all cuddled in bed together, and you’re reading your book that you thankfully bought along with you. you love how shauna talks to him about the book like they’re scholars and he would just wave his hands excitedly. they truly are the same. truly adorable. you just let her carry on with the reading at this point.

her favourite sight is when you fall asleep holding the tiny human in your arms, his head against your chest. and whenever he’d hold your finger? she almost cries. almost. but you just had to look at her with those eyes of yours “what’s up do you want me to get some pine tea for you 😃😄?”

you’d both lie to yourselves if you said you didn’t thought about what it would be like to co-parent once you’re rescued. though you’d have issues to navigate with, like the unaccepting 90s of queer couples for the most part. although you promise yourself not to let her or her child down. and she does the same. even if they’re unspoken words, you two do so much for each other that you don’t think it’s really necessary to bring it up :(

i like reading about co-parenting wilderness baby with shauna and writing about it thank you yellowjackets i love yall 🤠

[kangarooqueen]

All of them are gay in my heart AND the show

[hauntedbythenarrative]

[smukcers]

tragic like the saints 🐇

[leonchef]

shauna shipman is so bbygirl like wdym she’s a cannibalistic murderer.. she’s done nothing wrong ever

[loverofsoups]

“Shauna won the idgaf war” she is 40 and still hallucinating her dead homoerotic teenage best friend…. She lost the war so bad she may never win anything ever again