#sharing a mattress

[spn-fanfic-reblog-writes]

Schmoopy fluffiness. I love it! I also love that Cas actually gets everything but doesn’t show it. Lol. He got the references.

@almaasi ❤️ (hope that’s the writer)

[1doesnotsimplyhavejust1fandam]

This has most definitely been said before, but we were robbed of the core four quarantining on-screen together at Buck’s place. ROBBED I say

[thefanciestborrower]

Little news¡es doodle that I suppose also counts for today’s voretober haha. These two definitely are pretty drowsy

[t4transsexual]

learned my transgender girlfriend of a year and a half just told her parents i (trans guy) am her "roommate". losing it

[rudylloyd]

they're married, your honor

Matt's still cursed with being virgin HOWEVER this is a strict cuddles and hand holding ONLY marriage. And the occasional kiss on the hand

[niymue]

me: oh boy finally time to play some sims also me: opens blender

[theriu]

Guys I got THE BEST Black Friday purchase ever: a NEW MATTRESS!!! I forgot how much I missed SPRINGS!!! I'm so excited to go to sleep and NOT wake up SOAKED IN SWEAT tomorrow because that way-too-soft foam mattress would try to bake me in my own body heat several times a week! And I got a REALLY GOOD DEAL!!!

I haven't even gone to sleep in it yet, but I've been lying on it for a few hours fiddling with stuff on my computer and I'm already so happy with the consistent level (soft mattress kept getting annoying uneven spots) and the gentle bounce of the springs and the knowledge that this thing has VENTILATION. God is good and bouncy spring mattresses are awesome. (My brother is also awesome for driving over and helping me shove the dang thing up the stairs! :D)

[cauliarty]

both of them are losers

[smokestarrules]

Ava and Beatrice are just that one post that’s like “the Only One Bed trope is good but what if there’s more than one and they still come up with excuses to share” that’s literally them 

[ninetyminutes]

“The set catching fire is a dramatization of several mishaps in the walk-up to the premiere. But there is a story in SNL lore about John Belushi accidentally setting Lorne Michaels’ mattress on fire. When Belushi's fiancée Judith had kicked him out of the house after a fight, he went to stay with Michaels, and ended up falling asleep with a cigarette lit.” — source.

Ok but now I’m just picturing members of the cast going to Lorne’s place whenever they need somewhere to stay. Like they just show up on his doorstep at the weirdest hours and he’s at the point where he doesn’t even bat an eye, he just lets them in.

[phoenixiancrystallist]

Writing accomplished 🥰

"Well, isn't this exciting?" Susurrus said, syrupy glee in his voice that made Bobbi press her lips together so she didn't laugh at him. "Two best buddies, off on a grand adventure!"

"Oh?" Bobbi asked, saccharine sweet with a bite of acid. She fought harder not to laugh and ruin it. "I thought you said we weren't friends."

"I— Well, that is—"

Bobbi's control slipped, and a chuckle snuck out. "Nah, nah, I'm teasing. I'm sorry."

Susurrus laughed, a gentle hum of a sound that barely qualified. "Not even five minutes together and already you are quite a different experience from Frey," he said, and though laughter lingered around the edges, the primary emotions coloring his voice eluded Bobbi.

"Well, we are different people," she pointed out.

"Yes, I suppose that has something to do with it," he shot back, teasing to match hers in his tone. "I admit, I'm quite looking forward to this."

"Really? Huh."

"Oh, don't sound so surprised. Frey is a Tanta; she relies entirely on her magic to survive out here in Athia. You, however, are completely unskilled in combat and survival."

"Hey!" He's right, but rude!

"Oh, it's not necessarily a bad thing! There may be a few advantages to being so woefully ignorant. Especially when you've me to teach you."

Bobbi huffed, not sure if she's laughing (again) or offended. "Because I don't have a whole lot to unlearn?"

"Precisely! You're a blank canvas, as it were. And I am a master of combat and survival. I can teach you everything you need to know. Like when to duck, for instance."

Fur and gold barreled in from the side and knocked her to the ground. Bobbi yelped, more from surprise than pain.

"That was a hint."

"Cute!" Bobbi snarled, and punched the monster in the eye. It got its teeth around her armored arm; she took advantage of that and shoved deeper to wedge its jaw open. Claws raked down her torso, gouged her armor but didn't penetrate. Bobbi maneuvered herself to get her feet into the monster's rib-mouth-guts and shoved.

The Breakbeast flipped onto its back long enough for Bobbi to get to her feet and draw her sword. Susurrus lurked in the back of her awareness, assessing though not judging. Let him; the monster took precedence. She made one step towards it before it got back to its feet, a hissing, garbled roar torn from its warped throat.

"Left," Susurrus warned, calm but urgent enough to draw Bobbi's attention. A glance showed a second beast running in from that direction, but that glance took her eyes off the first too long. A snarl warned her. She gripped her sword in both hands and stepped forward to meet the monster's lunge, dragged the tip of her blade up through fur and gilded bone. Step to the side as the monster sailed by, barely more than nicked. The second barreled through where she'd stood; on instinct Bobbi kicked at it. Knocked off course, it slammed into the first monster, and a short scuffle distracted them as they worked to disentangle from each other.

Both creatures leapt at the same time. Following a silent direction from Susurrus, Bobbi stepped to one side and raised her sword, turned with the creature's leap to slice open its haunch. Without missing a beat, she turned to the second and brought the edge of her blade down on its neck. The severed head fell to the ground and disintegrated with the body as the living creature renewed its attack.

"Use this," Susurrus suggested. Metal slithered over Bobbi's hand to wind around the hilt and blade of her sword. She took Susurrus seriously, and lunged. Gold and steel bit into the beast's side and it let out an ear-piercing scream—and crumbled into dust and embers. Sensation swept along Bobbi's nerves, invigorating and almost pleasant.

"What—" Bobbi gasped. She shook her arm to rid it of the tingles left behind by whatever Susurrus did.

He hummed, satisfaction in the sound. "Just a little trick. How are you feeling?"

"Good," Bobbi said without hesitation. Then she hesitated. "That's weird."

[dollarstoreartsupplies]

i have no fic to put this in and i cant draw rooms so im making this post to specifically inform you all that Pete's mattress in Ted's apartment is definitely just on the floor and he hates it so much

[avie-ary]

Writing a song called “she never wanted me to stay on the twin sized mattress but every time she offered to go with me to buy a new one I couldn’t be bothered to get out of bed”

[stormbreaker-290]

Bestie, we all need to have a super large mattress and make a big pile on it

Oufffgdhdhdgsh realllll the mootie mattress,,,,,,

[sevicia]

sleeping over @ my friend's house and we were talking abt music and I said like Oh I discovered this song cause of some Riddler fanart & then about how we both have characters we're crazy abt & I told her like "it's gonna be two years now and my Riddler craze has not left" and she was like "oh I know cause isn't that common for ND people?" and I just said YEAH ^^ but then I realized I've never told her about my POSSIBLE autism diagnosis 😭 ANYWAYS she asked me like "why are you so crazy about him I wanna know!!" and I kept telling her like nonono you see I'm TOO crazy and it'll take a while to tell you everything but she was like I'M ALL EARS !!!! so I started talking and talking and talking and she was falling asleep & I kept having to shake her awake 😭 in the end we only got up to the Riddler arrest scene because it's Literally 4 in the morning RN like I've been talking abt this freak for over an hour ..... also she was like "you're gonna keep talking in the morning 🆗?" and I said OKAY 🩷 YAY 🩷 & then I showed her Riddler Arrest Scene one of the most crucial cinematic moments for me in recent times and she was like "YEAH ok this shit goes crazy" like mhm mhm!!! and then I released her <3

[binch-i-might-be]

just saw a tiktok of an american saying it's weird how in germany a double bed has two separate mattresses and duvets to which I would like to counter: what kind of fucked in the head lunatic WANTS to share ONE MASSIVE DUVET with a SECOND LIVE PERSON ?