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The banquet scene be like
#procreate has given me too much power#help#shitpost#my art#macbeth#banquo#lady macbeth#shakespeare joke#Shakespeare
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Plot twist: Shakespeare *enters* a gay bar, pursued by a bear.
He’s bringing his new bf to meet the rest of the polycule.
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My favorite Julius Caesar character, Scoliosis
#julius caesar#shakespeare#joke#Shakespeare Julius Caesar#shakespeare joke#Julius Caesar jokes#ides of march
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I may be willing to fuck with some, but I do not fuck with you, sir.
National Alert⚠️
Do U fuck with me
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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern... (September)
Are dead☠️(December)
#Don't know if it was planed this way#They are not my plants#They live in university hall#rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead#rosencrantz#guildenstern#shakespeare#shakespeare joke
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Anxiety be much ado about everything.
#anxiety#feelings#Shakespeare joke#literature joke#if you know you know#it’s a play on words tee her that’s a pun#puns
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Are you
The quality of Mercy?
Because you bless
Him that gives
And
Him who takes
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there are more genders on heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your women and gender studies class
#anna says#hamlet#horatio#this post is gonna go nowhere i can just feel it#i also kind of feel like someone has made this joke before#oh well#shakespeare#lgbt#gender#1k#2k#3k
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you just don't get posts like this on other websites
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funniest part when scoundrels make false accusation that chuck is somehow insincere and fake is apparently they think it is MORE LIKELY a straight neurotypical person wrote 400 books of hardcore queer erotica over almost a decade for some little joke. or, you know, this is real bud
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Else the Puck a liar call;
Anyway, here’s Wonderwall.
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Macbeth's hallucinations be like
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SHOP UPDATE!
The ill-advised Hamlet pins made about 5 or 6 years ago are currently on sale for $5.
I simply have too many of these things in my home. They have stayed with me, mostly unsold, through four separate moves. They're an awkward shape for storing in large quantities. Surely some of you must know a goth or an english major or a theater kid who thinks this is kind of funny.
For the love of god, please take these tiny Danish skeletons off my hands.
EDIT: SOLD OUT!
#my art#shop#hamlet#enamel pins#shakespeare#i was halfway through making a post joking about the amount of these i have in inventory and stopped#and turned to my beloved roommate teddy agaricandmoss and said 'i really need to get rid of the hamlets. its not even about money anymore.'#and immediately changed the price in my shop#i am selling six beautiful extremely ill white horses. they no longer recognize me as their father and are the burden pf my life.#talking shop
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Macbeth Act 1, Scene 3
Thunder. Enter the three Witches.
FIRST WITCH:
#please this is the funniest joke I’ll ever make#macbeth#shakespeare memes#twilight#twilight renaissance#jacob black#where the hell have you been loca#shakespeare
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Haven't posted in YEARS, but here's some art I did of my own designs for Macbeth and Lady Macbeth in that meme format that's been going around
#macbeth#shakespeare#shakespeare jokes#william shakespeare#meme art#art meme#character design#comic strip#comic#shakespeare memes#classic lit memes#character art#im not calling you good boy
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AYOOO- MACBETH LOOKIN KINDA- 👀😏
#IM SORRY#DON'T BE SORRY THIS IS BEAUTIFUL 😭#not my art#shakespeare art#shakespeare fanart#shakespeare joke#macbeth#the Scottish play#outfit meme#sweater#literature joke#classic literature#digital art#answered
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the friar from much ado about nothing after his faking a death scheme actually works: wow, I can't wait to tell my friend in verona about this one weird trick!
#shakespeare#yes i thought of this joke after watching the david tennant catherine tate version#much ado about nothing#romeo and juliet#snail
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