#shady Vance

[ghostboycharm]

here’s this thing IT DOESN’T MATTER it doesn’t MATTER if you like kamala harris. it doesn’t matter if she’s not your ideal, perfect candidate.

the other side has the support of NAZIS. of the KKK. of white supremacists and pedophiles and every type of vile evil person you can imagine. and donald trump welcomes them. he makes them feel safe.

you will be dooming your bipoc friends, your disabled friends, your lgbtq+ friends. you’ll be dooming palestinians and at-risk kids and marginalized groups of all types.

it doesn’t matter who you like. what matters is that you vote blue anyway.

[coconut-cats]

They really think saying "women belong in the kitchen" is going to get them more votes? 😭💀

I just got this text. I don't know if it's from Trump's campaign or another organization. Either way...

Let's not forget who's cheated on his wives, is GUILTY of SA, is besties with Epstein, do I need to go on because there's so much...

Evangelicals shouldn't vote for Trump if they actually gave a shit about their beliefs. You want a felon as president? A man that defiles women and children? Give. Me. A. Break.

[oddlyhale]

I just wanted to share this joke floating around in the political sphere. JD Vance is a crooked, misogynistic and weird man, and the Democratic Party has taken to nicknaming him "Shady Vance."

Or as I'd like to spell it: Shay D Vance.

Anyways, vote blue. 💙

[tedcruzhasastupidface]

JD Vance had realized Trump is so bad that he had switched sides and is camping for Harris!

[the-demure-abstract]

Don Jr interviewing Shady Vance looking higher than a giraffe's ass! 👏🏾

[evilmark999]

There's just too much bad to remember. Don't bother. It's all recorded history and can be brought back up with ease through internet searches...

For me, instead, I'm focused on remembering those people and entities who continue to support Bone Spur Hitler & Shady Vance...

To the best of my abilities, I'm going to cancel them from my life. Fuck you, forever (just off the top of my head):

McDonald's

Fraternal Order of Police

Teamsters

White jesus racists

Mack Truck

Chick-fil-et

Home Depot

Coors

PayPal

Pilot/Flying J

Gillette

Revlon

New Balance

Hobby Lobby

New York Jets

Cleveland Browns

Dallas Cowboys

Atlanta Braves

New England Patriots

Miami Dolphins

Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Many more! With regard to the sports teams, and after seeing Trump booed at the Steelers/Jets game, I did some checking...

Just sayin'...

[sjerzgirl]

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Is this Kamala in the basement?

[coconut-cats]

Source

Remember to register to vote and that you have the right documentation for November!

[lucky-bad-penny]

A motherfucker would NOT finish the word MY before their head landed at my feet.

[f1inl3ey]

A real Photo of Vance After he escapes jail

[hang-on-lil-tomato]

she’s not white, but I love her anyway. Nobody’s perfect. She’s whelped my heirs and she’s in the kitchen. I’m such a big family guy, but my kid can gfh and go f**k off with his Legos while I’m talking to my cult leader!

Republican men are the biggest punk azzzz bixchez to me! He’s out here explaining why he loves his Indian wife who’s not white! But I don’t feel sorry for her white worshipping azz. She deserves this. She talked 💩about VP Harris! That’s some HEW behavior

[m-50a]

Trump Campaign STRICKEN With DISASTER in Wisconsin EVENT

[jjbster]

#ShadyVance lest out MANY, MANY details. Like the FACT that his junkie mother got her narcotics by stealing them from her employer in the healthcare system. Also, he forgot that 88% of the fentanyl introduced into this country is brought in by UNITED STATES CITIZENS to supply its customer base which is comprised of 99% UNITED STATES CITIZENS.

[hollowboobtheory]

so this article does a pretty good job laying out the case for a forensic audit including how in any other democratic country this would be more than enough discrepancies to warrant a closer look.

yeah i know some ppl are getting a little too lost in the conspiracy sauce (no, vance is not a double agent) but like. for me the fact remains that kamala raised a billion dollars and we're supposed to believe she didn't win a single swing state. is that a smoking gun? no. but it should be enough to prompt an investigation, especially considering how fucking shady trump was acting in the weeks leading up to the election going on about his "little secret" and how he already has all the votes he needs. like come on. at least find out what the fuck he meant by that.

[capekelpie]

More history of Maija and Slim Shady. Maija is a jockey who suffered a severe spinal injury after a horse fell on her over a jump. She has a gorgeous palomino skewbald gelding with a, great, calm personality, named Panda. I'm not sure if she bought him before or after the injury but he was the horse she started riding on again during her recovery. She absolutely adores Panda, so when his young brother came up for sale, she bought him as well. Enter Slim Shady. He was a very nice youngster, but the moment she started training him to carry a rider, things went sideways. No matter how much work she did to prepare him, no matter how wonderful he was on the ground, the moment a rider sat on him, he'd turn into a nightmare murder-beast. She worked for years to try and get him happy to ride. But a vet found something that ended all that. Turns out, Slim Shady has some skeletal abnormality that makes it so that every time he carries someone on his back, it hurts like a motherfucker. So he promptly deposits them on the floor. Fair enough, right? Anyway, despite Slim Shady turning out to be completely unrideable, Maija is very fond of him. It's not his fault he's just not built to be a riding horse, and he's got a great personality otherwise. So because she's lucky enough to have the means, she's kept him as a young retiree and now he's living life as a glorified lawn ornament, annoying his brother and hanging out with his person, while she rides Panda and dotes on both of them.