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my mom hung up some clothes of mine on the doorframe and it seriously could not convey more "this guy dresses like a cartoon bully" if it got up and stole a kids lunch money

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Apparently, Aaron Fullerton's tweet wasn't even satire. Trump supporters actually, literally think like that.

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I am still absolutely obsessed with the slur song. Some poor HR manager in Aotearoa has no idea they inadvertently created the gay pride banger of the century. It's everything "Born This Way" was trying to be.

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in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

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new and improved "Women and Femmes"

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me abt an idie project online i hated: no i mean like who the fuck am i to judge right i havent made anything i think it had its strengths and like it wasnt for me but for people who like that stuff i think they're really gonna love it i hope they find their audience i wish them all the success in the world for real

me abt big budget media that mildly annoyed me: it was dogggg shitttttt bro everyone involved should be lined up against the wall and shot

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I hope Phoenix and Edgeworth become canon but it’s like 20% offensive. I hope it comes off like it was written by a gen xer who was trying to be supportive but did not do their research. I hope they become so extremely stereotypical (a la Jean Armstrong) that it circles back around to being iconique. I hope Maya calls someone a metrosexual again. She should call someone a fairy too. I hope they give Apollo another backstory where he was childhood friends with a character called Eaton Cox

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some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

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file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

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Thinking about the werewolf from the hate mail Lemgo council pharmacist David Welman (1595 - 1669) got after being accused of being a werewolf

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It’s so fucked up how tiktok culture has made clout-poisoned people turn the public into content, every day I see people minding their business have their entire faces put online for thousands of likes, a couple kissing on the train, a lady dancing across a cross walk, a guy nodding his head to the music at a club, a lady buying a banana at the store, ring camera footage of the neighbors kids being stupid. Just let people live jfc

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Please watch Fabiniku

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Domestic incompetence is going to kill men

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Warding off the oncoming depressive episode by reading about very old tortoises

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lol i tricked you i actually have no soul or interiority. my actions are merely a hollow imitation of a complete being. and you totally fell for it too