#sfw joshua

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This was such a pleasure to read wow. I’m a sucker for a friends to lovers. I love the well placed humor and all the banter between the whole friend group. And the angsty part?!?! AHHHHHHHH. This was so fun!!!!

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❛ you grab your milkshake and chug in hopes that the liquid is enough to drown the butterflies in your stomach. ❜

word count | 12.4k (12,449) genre | fluff, slice of life, best friends to lovers, summer vacation au ━ best friend!joshua

summer ends in less than a month, leaving you with a limited amount of time to build up the courage to profess your undying love for your best friend before he leaves again for college. alternatively the summer of pining, featuring a group of annoyed bystanders.

★ warnings | alcohol consumption, so much pining it’s ridiculous, little to no angst, i got lazy editing towards the end so if there’s mistakes please pretend they aren’t there ★ author’s note | i quite literally haven’t written anything since last year but i’ve been wanting to publish this for a while (this has been in my drafts since may 2021 and i didn’t finish it until this month omg), and since it’s a summer au i thought it’d be appropriate to publish it now <3 hope you enjoy

24 days before ━ Sunday, 12:30 A.M.

Minghao is holding a wine glass filled halfway with cola, paper straw dangling from his lips when he tells you that there’s no point denying the fact that you’re in love with Joshua.

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svt + nerdy y/n!!

a/n: this is absolutely self-indulgent. i'm sorry if i'm writing slower than usual, i'm trying to get back on track!

sfw content. gender neutral reader and established relationship.

very mildly suggestive (pg13 audience only!). nerd here refers to anyone with academic interests or a general high level of interest in uncommon/niche topics. i've tried to make the concept of nerd as inclusive as possible.

seungcheol

not a nerd himself but will encourage you 100% to be a nerd- buys you new pair of glasses when your eyesight worsens, new documentary CDs and even membership of a hundred foreign journals.

defo has a sapiosexuality kink- you can guess how attracted he is to your intelligence. but he's the smarter one on the streets, so he'll take care of you in every way possible while you stay in your little geeky bubble.

it's always baby let me recharge your phone bill for you; baby please eat your meals on time; baby you can't stop drinking water because of exam stress; baby if you're pulling an all-nighter, call me over, i don't want you to stay up all night alone.

jeonghan

loving jeonghan involves so much cuddling and lazy time when you both just lie under the blankets, his head is on your stomach and your fingers in his hair. it's at these moments that he encourages you to read out for him and he hums along whenever you pause to check if he's fallen asleep.

but jeonghan draws the line sometimes. he is supportive- but only when you're not trading off your time with him for the sake of peering into books.

you can sit with me and solve bivariate normal distributions or whatever you have to do, he whines into your ear. but you keep tickling me and i mess up the calculations! he laughs at this, i can't help it if you're just so ticklish, baby.

joshua

three years ago, joshua would've laughed if someone told him he would be more interested in the latest discoveries of astrophysics than in who's winning the la liga matches. but here he is- successfully converted into a nerd entirely because of your influence.

joshua was ridiculously easy to convert. all it had taken was the shiny, lovesick look in your eyes when you'd ask him if he wanted to watch a documentary on alternate universe theories with you, and he'd said yes in a heartbeat. and then it had just been a spiral into the metaphorical black hole. and he does NOT regret it, as long as he gets to spend time with you.

josh is this getting too boring? you'd quietly ask after an hour of the documentary, guilty for being too absorbed in it to even look at your boyfriend and see how he's faring. but joshua is melting at your concern, so even if it was a little bit boring, he'll reassure you sweetly, not at all baby! this is so new and interesting!!

jun

yes he may be from china, but clearly you know more about his own roots than he does! whenever you're watching news, jun loves it when you fill him up on some quirky background info that he didn't know about, but adds so much value to the context of the news.

in awe of your academic capabilities and keeps bragging about you to everyone. feels so proud when he can contribute to something you're passionate about too. he CANNOT fathom why someone as nerdy and intellectual as you should want to be with him.

junie, you're so smart! you praise him after he reports a profit he's making on a stocks investment. he shyly giggles, not like you, baby. you shake your head, i may be book smart. but you're street-smart!

soonyoung

hyper and calm partners!!!! he used to get annoyed with how you would pore into your books all day and how focused you were on your studies, but now he sees the charm in it all. it makes you happy, and in turn, he gets to wrap himself around you and be as clingy as he likes.

he really tries to follow with your nerdiness, his enthusiasm is there he swears! it's just not his fault that his attention span is so low and he ends up staring at your lips more than actually listening to you.

baby are you even listening? you ask, pouting. it drive him even more insane and he ends up giving in to his instincts and kissing you. yes baby! i heard everything!

wonwoo

WILL BE GEEKY WITH YOU! i imagine the two of you sitting next to each other at a table, him focused on his games and you're focused on your studies, your feet in his lap, and you're both sharing the same cup of coffee.

he loves collecting pretty little diaries for you, because he knows you write little poems and trivia in those diaries. whenever he's out on tour, he's bringing a locally-made diary for you, and if possible, he customises it with your name imprinted on it too.

wonwoo, there's a new adaptation of pygmalion getting shown in the theatre! do you want to go watch? i want to take notes from this adaptation and write about it on my blog... you need not even explain so much, wonwoo bought the tickets already when you began to talk about it.

jihoon

feels so giddy when he comes home from work and the first thing you do (in between his kiss attacks) is tell him a new fact you learnt today in whatever is your latest obsession.

jihoon loves his personal space, so when he's found you who's equally fond of your personal space and interests, it's literally a match made in heaven. they say it'll put distance between the two of you, but it really does quite the opposite!

jihoonie, can you help me learn this table? maybe ask me randomly and i'll try to answer. jihoon wants to tell the table to self-destruct from the entire world because you're near to tears trying to mug it up. but he doesn't. instead he says, love, how about i make a song for you which simplifies this? like a mnemonic but nicer.

seokmin

man was too desperate to get out of school to understand why you choose to be a nerd. but it's hella cute, so he doesn't need to understand. he's obsessed with your quirky habits- the way you bite your lips when you're finding a topic difficult, the way your glasses slip down your nose and you irritatedly push it up again, the way you crave the hot chocolate he makes when you're under exam stress.

admires your smartness so much! WILL brag about it to everyone he meets. WILL bring up the fact you told him yesterday, in today's conversation with his members just to show off your smartness.

posts stories about you being so cute while working hard for your exams but it's just you with oiled hair, acne breaking out like hellfire, and cramming notes at breakneck speed (you don't talk to him for an hour after this, but he doesn't get why you're so embarrassed, he only sees cuteness.)

mingyu

another one who WILL be nerdy with you. mingyu's always been a curious boy- even as a child, he would be drawn into new ideas easily. nothing is different now, and mingyu sits with you often when you're studying, his hands often wandering to your shoulders to massage them, and bringing you a regular supply of ramen and snacks.

you have a habit of repeating to yourself what you read, so mingyu steps in and asks you to talk to him and explain the topics to him as if you're teaching him. safe to say, he gets VERY turned on after such mock 'teaching' lessons and eventually loses focus on what you're saying.

gyu do you remember that paper i wrote last month? yeah, it got selected for a journal. you say it so nonchalantly that any other person would think you're showing off. but mingyu knows how much it means to you, and you're only downplaying it because you think mingyu won't think it to be a big deal, as most academic snobs tend to do. but lucky for you, mingyu knows exactly how precious an achievement it is to you, so he shows his appreciation to you instead of merely saying it (by showering you with kisses that make you tingle all over).

minghao

OH oh. will listen to your rants with the sweetest subtle smile on his face. will buy encyclopedias and reference books for your mini library. will take you to speaker sessions, workshops and other such informative events across the city, even places you've no idea about.

the most ardent supporter you could have asked for, he is in awe of your mental capabilities and your intelligence. you both have a lot of quality time where you're just sitting together and doing your things, but minghao values it like no other activity in the world.

hao? there's a new parcel at the door. you call him when a delivery arrives and he's at work. open it. he may not be around to see your reaction, but he can sure imagine the grin that's bursting out on your face when you squeal his name into the phone on seeing the hardcover special edition version of your favourite collection of essays.

seungkwan

lots of wide-eyed wondering at why you would want to stay rooted at a spot and read books over playing badminton with him. he wants to complain that you've chosen your academics over him, but that'd be a lie, so he can only half-heartedly whine about it.

comes around to your point of view as soon as you start showing him documentaries (on animals living in the Himalayas, as per your latest obsession). it begins with him finding the animals cute, to eventually finding you cute when you animatedly talk about them. and once he's totally converted, it's fairly easy for you to convince him to help you with exams.

expect eye rolls, smug smiles and hair being brushed back nonchalantly when the questions he had asked last night from your texts actually matched with the ones asked in the exam. i told you, baby, he whispers in your ear. now i want my reward, you've been drowned in books for way too long and not paying any attention to your boyfriend.

vernon

it was a surprise to him as well when he realised he's got a massive sapiosexuality kink. as someone who's run as far away from the education system as he could, he doesn't even know why he finds it so attractive when you're being nerdy. but, well, he does.

he loves hearing you talk about whatever it is that you're learning lately, and sometimes something or the other catches his attention. and then, you know he'll dive right deep into it to know all about it, until his curiosity is satisfied.

nonie, what's the video you sent me? you ask him when you return home from uni. i wondered if you've watched this one. it explains the theories of why the harappan civilization disappeared so well. you can only smile at his enthusiasm, i bet you've been looking at conspiracy theories again, nonie. the guilty grin on his face says it all.

chan

chan listens so well, but you can't really blame him if he doesn't retain the information. he's elated simply to have you wrapped in his arms as you talk about what happened in your classes today, and his nose in the crook of your neck so he can smell your lovely scent. intermittently nods his head (just wants to rub his nose on the soft skin of your neck) and hums in agreement of what you just said (suppressing moans when he can feel your heartbeat quicken when he presses kisses to your neck too).

it doesn't matter what your new niche is, but he's indulging it. he admires your ability to stay focused in a field as demanding as academia, and he's all for you to go ahead with your interests and education as long as you want to learn.

you wake up to post-its on your forehead every day when chan has had to leave early for work: get out of the house and get fresh air. shampoo hair today, interview tomorrow. practice the introduction speech again. drink water and take vitamins. STOP DRINKING COFFEE. and you giggle at each of them, because they're all things you've tried to remember for yourself and forgotten, so chan reminds you like this, but his cute handwriting and the little XOXOXOs he's drawn all over make your heart melt.

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ೃ⁀➷ svt ot13: first kisses

➥ summary: your first kiss <3 literally what the title is!!! <3

➥ warnings: reader has a spare hair tie in one of them, so deduce what you will. 3-5 paragraphs for each member. just some sweet fluff. some are friends to lovers, others are on first dates. no strict plot to any of them. :)

➥choi seungcheol

he's the one to initiate your first kiss. it's after a basketball game between him and the other members, when his blood is pumping from the thrill of competition, his smile wide and toothy and his curls stuck to his forehead from sweat. you've been cheering loudly for him the whole time, eyes glued to his strong figure darting up and down the court.

you're so cute, he thinks. he can't help but keep one eye on you and one on the court, wanting to make sure you see his every move, making sure you see only the coolest side of him. so he sees when mingyu walks up to you, all strong muscle and hair pulled back from his face; sees mingyu make you giggle, sees how mingyu makes himself a fool to make you smile. and cheol can't have that. you're cute, and you have to be his.

seungcheol offers to drive you home, walking you to his car. he listens as you gush about his play, and he listens as you recount everything. he's so ridiculously endeared, he adores you so much, from the way you smile to the way your eyes are sparkling. he opens the door for you, but before you can slide into your seat he's calling your name softly. you turn, and one of his hands goes to cup the back of your neck, and then his mouth is on yours.

➥ yoon jeonghan

first dates should be memorable, he says, whisking you inside of a pottery painting place. for him, dates are ways of experiencing things with your partner, ways to create memories that'll last a lifetime. and jeonghan wants to do so much with you, wants to experience everything with you.

he's painting a plate. it'll be for you, of course. but jeonghan is bent over the plate, a thin paintbrush in hand, carefully painting the outline of a flower that will be in the middle. he's got a reference on his phone, eyes flicking between the photo and the plate, trying his best not to mess up.

when you look at him, his bangs are escaping from behind his ears. you stand from your own seat, slipping a spare hair tie off of your wrist. once behind him you begin gently gathering his hair, making sure to grab the little bangs that frame his face. you're unable to keep yourself from brushing through his long black hair with your fingers. after you tie off his hair he's turning towards you, dark eyes wide and shining, sweet lips parted. and of course you can't help yourself, and you're leaning down and pressing a quick, soft kiss to his lips.

➥ hong joshua

joshua can't take his eyes off of you. you're like a brilliant star to him, his eyes constantly finding your form throughout the evening even if he hadn't meant to. he finds silly ways to reach to you; pulls your straw out of the wrapper before you can, constantly grabs more and more meat for your bowl. he's taking care of you without really realizing it, but he does take note of your reactions.

you're turning towards him whenever he speaks; watching him when he talks, smiling when he does, giggling softly whenever he laughs. at one point in the evening you reach out and press your fingers against his wrist, grabbing his attention. you duck close to him, whispering about something or other. you keep your fingers laying gently on him the entire time you speak, as if it's natural for you to be touching him.

at the end of the night he volunteers to take you home; he pretends not to hear seokmin when the younger man asks if josh could take him home too. the entire ride to your house you're turned slightly towards him, grinning and engaging with him, laughing along to his jokes. he walks you to your door of course, and he notices how you linger in front of it, not quite willing to walk away. that's what gives him the confidence to step close, the tip of his shoes against yours, his hand gently rising to cup your face. you turn your face towards him, eyes falling to his lips, and that's all the further encouragement he needs before he's gently pressing his lips to yours.

➥ wen junhui

you and jun are tucked in, one blanket covering the both of you as some drama plays. he's making you laugh more often than not, imitating characters dramatically, talking back to the tv as if they could hear him. he's warm, both from the heat of the both of your bodies trapped beneath the blanket and from your laughter and smiles, from being around you. it's decidedly not a date, he knows, and as far as he's observed you don't like him that way (but wen junhui is not particularly observant).

sometime later the two of you agree to run to the convenience store to get something to eat and drink. you go off to put on your hoodie and shoes, and hjun goes to his closet to pull out a hoodie. he goes for a bright yellow one, deciding it matches his bright mood. when he steps out into the hall to join you, you're laughing at him. "you look like a duck," you say, grinning. "a baby chick."

instinctively jun quacks. he then puts his arms at his side, imitating a duck's waddle as he moves towards you, quacking all the while. you're grinning at him so brightly that even the hoodie he's wearing seems dull in comparison. then you're cooing about how cute he is, your little ducky, and then before he quite realizes what's going on you're cupping his face in both of your hands, mouth on his.

➥ kwon soonyoung

soonyoung is trying to not be impulsive. he's a passionate person; everyone knows that. but minghao said he should try and take things slow, that relationships shouldn't be rushed, and soonyoung so badly doesn't want to fuck things up with you before they even start, so he's on his best behavior during the first date. he's resisting the urge to grab your hand as the two of you walk alongside the river, resisting the urge to run to the grassy area and grab one of the little stray flowers popping up.

but you're so sweet and cute and lovely, and he wants your eyes on him all the time. he doesn't want you to look away, just like how he doesn't want to look away from you for a single moment.

"oh," you say, slowing down beside him. you're looking off at an advertisement. "maybe for our next date we could go to the amusement park? that'll be fun."

"our next date?" his heart is running -- no, his heart is sprinting. your date has barely begun and you're already wanting and planning on seeing him again? suddenly all of minghao's words about being patient are being thrown away, tossed into the river. soonyoung wraps an arm around your waist, tugging you close and pressing your body to his. his hand goes to the back of your neck, guiding you, and it's so ridiculously easy how your mouths meet, as if kissing you was what he was meant to be doing.

➥ jeon wonwoo

the two of you are playing a video game, relaxing beside one another. he's hooked up his switch to the television, take-out boxes discarded on the coffee table. at the start of the night the two of you had been sitting with space between you, not touching. but over the course of the evening the two of you had began to drift closer and closer, and now your knees were touching. you could feel every time he shifted next to you.

it was cute how seriously he took it, you thought. he was even serious about playing mario kart, as if he was in some serious competition. he had his glasses on, and every so often he paused to push them back up the slope of his nose. he was so ridiculously cute, and you didn't know how anyone could stand it.

"okay," he said, frowning as second place flashed next to his character name. "time to get serious."

and you can't help but laugh at him, so ridiculously endeared. it shouldn't be as easy as it is to reach over and gently press the tip of your fingers to his jaw, guiding his face towards you. as quickly as a wink you're kissing him, a short press of your lips. when you pull away he's blinking at you owlishly behind his glasses. before you can make some excuse wonwoo is exiting the game, one of his large hands coming to guide your face back to his, mouth against yours.

➥ lee jihoon

jihoon has known about his feelings for you for a long time. it's hard for him not to. he's written and listened to so many songs about it, you know? as soon as he was searching for you in a room filled with people, as soon as he realized he smiled whenever you laughed and kept his gaze on you whenever you spoke, he knew. but just because he knew he loved you didn't mean he was going to do something about it.

"you're writing a lot more love songs lately," you say, pulling your headphones off and around your neck. jihoon shrugs beside you, trying to ignore the sound of his heart and how it demands for him to do something. he switches off of the track, clicking absentmindedly to try and drown out the sound of his heart. "do you have someone in mind when you're writing these, jihoon? got someone special you're thinking of?"

he shrugs again. "maybe. it's nothing to worry about."

you're quiet for a moment. and then you're saying that you've got someone on your mind, too, lately. "i think you'd know him, actually. he works in the same field. he's isn't tall, really. but he's strong and he has an awfully cute face, and he's amazing at producing."

jihoon looks at you, eyes wide and lips parted, heart screaming in his chest. you're smirking, softly. "yeah, i think you know him. his name is bumzu." and then his heart is screeching to a halt. it must show on his face, because then you're laughing at him, throwing your head back, and the only way jihoon can think of getting you to stop is by grabbing your face and pressing his mouth to yours.

➥ lee seokmin

seokmin has the biggest, fattest crush on you. and he has absolutely no idea of what to do. jeonghan says he should be honest and tell you, and minghao says the worst thing that could happen is that you reject him, but seokmin's mind says the worst thing that could happen is you reject him and refuse to be friends with him anymore, blocking his name and leaving the country because of it, and while he knows he's being ridiculous he can't help but dwell on that impossible chance and swallow down his feelings.

"you're so obvious," seungkwan hisses at him, slapping seokmin's arm. "you're looking like a lovesick puppy. do something, coward."

seokmin takes a drink of his beer, and then he's crossing the room to you. he asks if you can talk to him, and chan starts giggling beside you. you agree, and the two of you go out to the hall for some privacy. you look at him, head tilted slightly, expecting for him to speak. he tries, once; twice; thrice, and when he's finally getting the first word out of his throat someone steps out into the hall, bathroom door slamming shut, and all bravery leaves his system.

as soon as the other guest goes back to their room, you're sighing softly. you reach out, taking his hands in both of yours and squeezing. you step close, angling your head so you could look him in the eye. he does nothing, can't say anything. and then he's blurting it all out in a mess, and you're laughing softly at him. you tug him close, and your lips find his so naturally that he can't help but think it's fate.

➥ kim mingyu

you're so obvious, he can't help but think. he wonders if you're trying to be obvious with it, at first, trying to show that you're attracted to him, that you like him. you're the first to help whenever he needs it, sometimes even predicting mingyu will be in trouble before he realizes it. you're always paying attention to him. mingyu even tests it by putting chapstick on several times within a short amount of time, and each time your eyes lock on his lips, watching.

but you can't look at him in the eye. you fidget whenever you talk to him, playing with your fingers or twisting at the hem of your shirt. so then mingyu realizes that you you're not being obvious with your crush intentionally, but that you're so shy about it and at the same time can't control it. "it's cute," he tells wonwoo one evening. "they're so cute."

wonwoo shrugs. he's not paying attention, really. but still when he says mingyu should "do something about it," mingyu can't help but agree. the next time the two of you are to meet, he stops and grabs your favorite treat (maybe he, too, was paying attention to you just as closely as you were him). mingyu gives it to you and watches as your eyes widen, as your mouth parts. "i'll give it to you," he says, "but at a price."

you cock your head and ask what he means. mingyu says the price is a date. you balk at him, but then you're grinning and looking away, nodding shyly, and mingyu can't help but slide his big hands into your hair and angle you towards him, his mouth going to press against yours.

➥ xu minghao

you've been best friends forever, it seemed. distance and time couldn't drive a wedge between you and minghao, even when he left for tour. the two of you would send texts throughout the day, pictures of whatever cute or pretty thing you saw. when he was in japan he sent photos of the cherry blossoms; when in california, the ocean. he would caption each and every picture with something akin to "i can't wait to bring you here <3" and your dreaded feelings, which had only seemed to grow the further apart you two were physically, would bubble out.

you'd shove them aside, you decided. especially when he was able to come home for a few days before the next leg of the tour; you didn't want to bother him with your feelings, not when he was already so busy.

he knew something was up. of course he did. minghao was observant, to the point where he read you as if the two of you had known each other your whole lives. he asked about you, if you were okay. when you lied and said you were, he frowned at you. "it isn't healthy to lie about your feelings," he said.

you told him you weren't ready to talk about it, and minghao nodded. the night went on, the two of you reading on your couch with your legs touching. his phone vibrated, and he unlocked it. a sound came from his phone, and then he was giggling. it was his cute little giggle that drew a smile to your lips no matter what sort of mood you were in.

minghao slid down the couch, angling his phone towards you. it was a photo of a duck and his baby kitten. minghao replayed the video, still giggling, sparkling eyes caught on the screen. you weren't watching, really, instead watching his face as he laughed. minghao's gaze slid to yours, and then you were letting your eyes flutter shut, lips meeting his.

➥ boo seungkwan

the universal truth about boo seungkwan was that he adored touching people. he loved holding hands, loved the feel of skin against skin. it had taken you a while to get used to him randomly grabbing your hand, him pressing his thigh against yours as he talked to someone across the room. sometimes he'd cross the room just to lean against you, wrapping his arms around your waist and hooking his chin on your shoulder, quiet, just relishing the feeling of your body against his.

you were in your own world, messing around on your phone when you felt his hand against your head. you paid no attention, and eventually his long fingers slid against your ear. he ran the tips of his fingers around the shell of your ear before he began pulling at your earlobe, thumb pressing into it.

humming, you turn towards him. seungkwan is right behind you, leaning against the back of the couch you're sitting on. he smiles when your eyes meet, eyes dripping honey. "how cute you are," he murmurs, fondness pouring from his gaze. you can't help it when your gaze slides down to his mouth, taking in his smile, the plushness of his lips. it means you're surprised when his hand slides from your ear to your jaw, angling your face towards him, his mouth settling on yours.

➥ chwe hansol

being around hansol is awkward. it you didn't know better, you'd think he just didn't like you. hansol hardly looked at you, and when he did his eyes would just flick up to your face before moving away. he gave you firm-lipped smiles, short answers and nods. you were worried he absolutely hated you, that hansol could hardly stand to be around you.

so you cornered him, hands on your hips. you stand before him, pouting at him. eventually he looks up from his phone, raising an eyebrow. that's all you need before you're launching into a rant, asking why he doesn't seem to like you, what you did wrong, what you could do to mend your relationship because you liked hansol so much. looking back you realize your rant is bordering on a full-on confession, hands waving in the air, your heart on your sleeve.

"i don't hate you," he says, setting his phone on your lap and giving you his full attention. "i just don't really know how to talk to you."

and then you're asking if you're unapproachable, if you need to make yourself more whatever it is he needs to feel comfortable. hansol bites down on his lip and then he's standing. you don't really mind it, still launching an interrogation on why he didn't like you or feel comfortable around you. but then his hands are sliding into your hair, guiding your mouth towards his, effectively stopping your worries.

➥ lee chan

if there's one way chan knows how to impressive people, it's with his dance skills. so he asks you after work if you'd like to come back to the practice room with him, if you're not busy, that is. he grins, triumphantly and brightly, when you agree, eager to see his dance skills with your own eyes.

he pulls out all the stops. he's dancing as if he's soaring through the sky, as if gravity has no hold on him, powerful and free. it's amazing, and you tell him as much, eyes wide and mouth ajar. he turns it on you, asks if you know how to dance. you sigh, slapping your hands to your thighs. and then you're standing, shedding your jacket. "okay," you say, grinning, "but don't say i didn't warn you."

he's intrigued, going to the edge of the room to drink water and watch. he's unprepared for when you begin doing the chicken dance, his loud laughter ringing through the room. you giggle along with him, and then chan is crossing the room and coming close. he mirrors you, the two of you laughing loudly, smiles wide and eyes bright. "okay, time to mix it up," you say, and then you're dropping it, squatting and trying to jump back up. you fail, however, and end up stumbling back from the force of the movement.

chan stumbles down beside you, reaching for you. the two of you are laughing so hard that your ribs begin to hurt, and then he's kissing you, though both of you are smiling so widely that it can hardly be called a kiss.

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svt as children of greek gods

back in my percy jackson phase 😩 i tried to not to the stereotypical ones people think of so pls enjoy 🙏🙏

seungcheol - HEPHAESTUS; cheol as a blacksmith 🫦 but fr like i feel like he's so strong and hardworking and he's be a good role model for the younger kids (charles beckendorf type beat)

jeonghan - DOLOS; dolos is the god of trickery and he's a minor god so everyone would think jeonghan is a child of aphrodite but that makes it easier for him to decieve people

joshua - POSEIDON; we all know how he loves water...

junhui - HYPNOS; bro is sleepy okay

soonyoung - DIONYSUS; the god of insanity, pleasure, theatre, alcohol, and parties??? just listen to cult of dionysus you'll get it

wonwoo - APHRODITE; his face card NEVER lies and he helps break the stigma that aphrodite kids are only a pretty face, he also likes meddling in people's loves lives but from behind the scenes

jihoon - HESTIA; he is the heart and fire of svt, he writes all of their music and he loves them so fiercely, hesita is the god of the home and what is jihoon other than home to the members

seokmin - APOLLO; he's our sunshine singing boy who else could he be the child of???

mingyu - ATHENA; HEAR ME OUT OKAY gyu is SO SMART and like he's all cute and creative and stuff like this is another one that people aren't expecting but he likes proving people wrong

minghao - HADES; emo. but nah fr like he has a lot of patience and calmness but when he finally does finally explode it results in hell beaking loose, literally (pls meditate hao)

seungkwan - ARES; bro is always ready to throw hands with someone and ares is the god of courage and i feel like kwannie is super courageous with his outgoing personality

vernon - HERMES; the vibes are just there, he's pretty laid back from all of the chaos that surrounds him but likes to get into mischief of his own sometimes

chan - ZEUS; this kid??? holy shit "the future of kpop" who else could he be the son of?

[shuadotcomrecs]

STOPPPPP THIS IS SO CUTEEEEEEEEE. i know the clip from in the soop too reogheorgdwa this is so perfect

"Shhhh," he slurs as he shushes himself. "Y/n is sleeping." had me laughing right off the bat. and the "why do the people I love hurt me." give me a BREAK with the dramatics lmaooo

he's so pouty and cute i want to CRYYYYYY this was so cute and fluffy 🥹🥹🥹🥹

Say It Back.

Synopsis: A tipsy Joshua is a clingy Joshua.

Characters: Joshua Hong × Reader

Genre: Fluff.

Warnings: Mentions of alcohol, Joshua is tipsy, Joshua sings like a line from Ditto by New Jeans, playful insults.

Word count: 688

The apartment is dark and quiet when Joshua opens the door and stumbles into the living room. After regaining his balance, he turns around to shut the door and accidentally slams it a little too hard.

"Shhhh," he slurs as he shushes himself. "Y/n is sleeping."

He makes his way to the bedroom, not without bumping into a few pieces of furniture on the way, to find you under the blanket with your back facing the door.

"Y/n..." He whines while crawling towards you on the bed before throwing his entire weight onto you.

The smell of alcohol hits you before you can even open your eyes.

"Shua what the fuck," you grumble, slightly pissed about being woken up from your slumber.

Joshua tries to plant a kiss onto your lips as you turned to face him but misses and the kiss lands on your cheek instead.

"Shua..." You groan as you attempt to push him off you. "Get off me, you stink."

His head shoots up at your words.

"How could you say that Y/n," his voice wobbly as his eyes turns glassy. "That's so hurtful."

You let out a big sigh at his theatrics. "I meant the smell of alcohol all over you and your breath stinks Shua."

He lets his head drop back into the crook of your neck.

"My feelings are hurt," he sighs dramatically, "why do the people I love hurt me."

You know that the only way to stop him is to play along with him.

"What can I do to fix this," your tone is nonchalant, all you could think about is getting him off you so you can go back to sleep.

"Geez y/n, the least you can do is pretend to sound like you care after hurting my feelings like that."

"Okay Shua, I'm so sorry for hurting your feelings. How can I make amends?" Using the most pretentious and sweet voice you can come up with as you meet his droopy eyes that are now right in front of your own.

"You could make it up to me by giving me a kiss," he suggests with a smirk.

"Absolutely not with that alcohol breath." You retort.

You see a pout form on his face and in that moment he looks so adorable that you couldn't bring yourself to care about the smell of alcohol anymore.

You lean forward to give him a quick peck.

"Can you get off me now?"

He scoffs. "That wasn't a real kiss and you know it."

"God you're annoying when you're drunk." You mumble under your breath.

"I heard th-"

Before he can finish his words, you shut him up with a kiss. After breaking away, Joshua finally rolls off you to lie on his side of the bed and you turn away from him to go back to sleep.

There's a beat of silence then you feel him moving behind you, his strong arms soon find their way around your waist.

"I love you," he says softly.

You hum quietly in response then you feel his grip tighten, "why aren't you saying it back."

"Can you please just let me sleep in peace?"

Joshua begins humming a tune into your ear then starts singing, "말해줘 say it back..."

When you continue ignoring him, he goes back to whining.

"Y/n... Say it back..." He nuzzles his face into the back of your neck.

"If I say it back will you finally shut up and let me sleep?"

"Yes," he replies a little too eagerly.

"Okay fine I love you," you say back incoherently.

His legs come up to wrap around yours. "Can you at least say it like you mean it?"

"That wasn't part of the agreement."

"Y/n..." More whines from him as his hold on you tightens even more.

"I'd actually love you if you took a shower and brushed your teeth."

"If I do that will you say it back?"

"We'll see."

"Okay wait for me," he gets up from the bed and scrambles to the bathroom.

"Don't fall asleep!" You hear him yell through the sound of the running water.

a/n: this was not inspired by that one scene from in the soop at all ahahahahaha :-) -bibi

[vintagefurry]

Confurence 6 art, Joshua Carpman, signed '94

[sweetlittlenamjoon]

hi 🥺🥺🥺 can I rq a headcanon list of joshua and woozi from seventeen as caregivers please?? I just found ur blog n im soooo happy

aaaaaaa gasp yesyeyseyesyesyesyes of course of course im so glad you like my blog it makes me really happy to be a safe space for people qwq i hope you like these~

joshua 🦌✨

sweet sweet sweet

like sickly sweet

pinches your cheeks all the time

holds your hand whenever you have to walk anywhere

like you arent allowed to move more than 2 ft without going "oooh! baby be careful! 🥺🥺🥺"

absolutely your partner in mischief tho

if you have a stupid lil prank idea he will absolutely help in any way he can

or pretend to fall for them

"oh noo! who could've possibly put this scary plastic spider in the fridge!"

very comfy bed times

will hum to you and tuck you in and give you sweet lil kisses all over your face until youre squealing and pushing him away

woozi 🍚🐱

very comfy snuggle time all the time

just sleepy cuddles and cartoons on his phone

the big light STAYS off

he loves to bring little gifts home for you

"i saw this and thought of my little guy"

makes little jingles for you

will sit you on his lap and put his headphones on you and rock you to the beat

always tries to make you laugh

he gets horribly embarrassed but he really tries his best

if he crumples into a lil ball on the floor after making a horrible dad joke don't be concerned he's just going through it

silly goober guy we love him

[sorceringing]

I just really like him

[everydayyoulovemeless]

Joshua SFW Alphabet

➼ Word Count » 1.3k ➼ Warnings » None ➼ Genre » Romantic

A - Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

He shows his affection through his words. He'll tell you how much he loves your company or appreciates all you do to help him and the natives in Zion. He puts thought and care into every word because he believes speech is the most crucial thing in a relationship.

B - Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

Joshua would be very supportive and very protective. He wants you to live as freely and safely as possible. You’re one of the only good things he has left and he wouldn’t know what to do with himself if you got hurt. He’s also going to come to you a lot for advice. He likes making sure that he’s making the right decision and not the conclusion he wants to make.

C - Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Not particularly. It sometimes hurts to do stuff like that due to his burns.

D - Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

He 100% wants to settle down with you. He wants to have kids so badly, even though he probably can’t have them, and would kill to live the life of a traditional household with you.

E - Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

He’d just be honest about it with you. It wouldn’t be harsh, it’s more or less just a goodbye from him. His goal would never be to hurt you, but to be as truthful as possible about everything.

F - Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

He has very strong feelings regarding commitment, although, he’d wait for you to show some sign of interest that you’d want the same. He wants to be married so bad, to him, there’s nothing better than devoting yourself to the person you love.

G - Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Joshua is incredibly gentle with you and would hate if you were afraid of him in any way. He wants you to view him as a protector of sorts and not as the tyrant he used to be.

H - Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

He doesn’t like initiating it, but he does like it when you hug him. His hugs are usually very gentle so that he doesn’t irritate his burns and firm so that you know that you’re loved.

I - I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

Very fast. He’s thanking God the second you come into his life and he’s not going to ruin this chance he’s been giving. He tells you he loves you any and every chance he gets because he truly means it and he wants you to know that.

J - Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

He doesn’t get jealous very easily, but he does get defensive. If he perceives someone as a threat then he’ll stand closer or slightly more in front of you.

K - Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

He loves to kiss the top of your head or your forehead and there always really caring and soft. You can feel his passion for you with every action.

L - Little ones (How are they around children?)

He’s really awkward. Mostly cause he’s not sure what to say or do when he’s around them.

M - Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

He wakes up earlier than you every morning to make breakfast or at least find you some clean water. Then after that, he likes to take your hands in his and pray with you.

N - Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Usually, at night he’ll ask if you want to go on a walk around the canyon with him before you both go to bed. He thinks it helps him connect better with God's land and loves that he can spend time with you while he does so. Then he’ll remove his bandages by the fire, change them out, grab your hand, and go to bed with you.

O - Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

He waits a while before he reveals his past. He knows that people have already told you and that you probably don’t care, but that’s a part of his life that he absolutely resents and needs time before allowing himself to tell the full and honest truth.

P - Patience (How easily angered are they?)

He doesn’t get quickly get angered toward you. The only instance he can imagine him being mad at you is if you deliberately put yourself in harm's way or joined the legion.

Q - Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

He remembers everything about you. He studies your life like the Bible and he’d feel horrible if he ever forgot anything.

R - Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

His favorite moments are when you’re both out somewhere in Zion looking at the stars. He loves how intimate and peaceful it can be.

S - Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

He’s VERY protective. Eyes subconsciously glancing around the surrounding area and a hand resting on his gun just in case something might harm you.

T - Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

He gives you flowers for every occasion possible. Even if they’re all dead and irradiated, he still loves the feeling of handing a bouquet to you anytime he can.

U - Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

Forcing his ideology onto you. The two of you are going to have to sit down and put boundaries in place so that neither of you crosses any boundaries regarding religion.

V - Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

The only thing he’s concerned about of himself is his capabilities in combat.

W - Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Absolutely. He thinks it’s great that he even found love in his fifties and with the past he carries. You not being in his life would feel like him being thrown down the canyon again.

X - Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

He loves listening to you ramble. It could honestly be about anything, he just loves the undeniable trust you have with him that allows you to talk with seemingly no filter.

Y - Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

Any legionary viewpoints or resentment toward God. He feels very strongly about these two topics and would rather not be with you than disagree.

Z - Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

Joshua has horrible sleep habits either due to nightmares or because of how much pain he feels when he lies down. He tries to go to bed at 10:00 but he usually ends up waking at around 1:00 am and never goes back to sleep.

[little-svt]

FEMME-READER | FLUFF

Wc: 365

Taglist: @pastel-princess-please @kiki-woo @fishsquishh

7pm

Shaking off his coat as quietly as possible, Joshua sighed to himself seeing you'd waited up for him again. Or tried to anyways. There was his girl; curled up around your stuffed bunny for warmth on the sofa in his biggest oversized t-shirt... without a blankie. That wouldn't do at all.

He could never find it in his heart to be upset when you stayed up, waiting for him to come home because, really, he understood painfully and completely. Comeback season seemed to be year round or at least that’s how it felt these days, imagining you eating dinner alone or how often he’d find you asleep without him before he could make it home. He missed you too. Finding whatever strength left in his achey, tired limbs he lifted you in his arms and carried you to bed.

No matter how tired he was Joshua couldn’t find it in himself to fall asleep or even turn out the lights, too lost in your beauty, wanting to ingrain your image in his mind. His hand smoothed over your hair gently, more out of habit, again, then once more without thinking. But eventually, unable to find yourself in a deep sleep without your daddy, your eyes fluttered open. How could they not?

“Dada..? Home??” You couldn’t really remember when or where you’d fallen asleep as you took in your surroundings, rubbing your eyes and leaning into the comforting warmth of his hand atop your head.

“I’m sorry, bunny. I didn’t mean to wake you..” the corner of his lips curled softly, part of him happy that he woke you, even missing out on sleep, he’d get to be with you, to see your pretty eyes sparkling up at him.

“Is okay. Sleep now?” Your eyes had already closed again, your lips barely moving as he smiled so tender, his sleepy eyed baby unable to stay awake.

“Yeah. Sleep now.”

His soothing movements didn’t stop for some time – not wanting to disrupt your sleep, or look away as he watched over you adoringly – not until he’d fallen asleep himself. And the next morning, the two of you would find the lamp still on, Joshua still in his work clothes.

🧸Endnote: thinking about his cover of 7pm 🤧 Aaaa we are getting Joshua fic for Shua day before our late Woozi fic ㅠ ㅠ but it’s almost done I swear!! 😭💖 I have also gotten some messages in our ask inbox and I promise I’m not ignoring you guys I just haven’t had an opportunity to properly respond 💔 I really miss writing as an escape but I’ve been so busy lately. I still appreciate all the love we get when we don’t post <3 ~ 🐶🐰🍓

🧸Masterlist💖

[thepaladinstrait]

...this picture just randomly showed up on my pinterest so i thought i'd share

poppy i had to physically put my phone down i-

[4mymuse0]

New Little - Seventeen<3

A/N: I want to specify before you read that in this little world (or whatever you call it) this fics are placed in, you present as an Alpha, Beta, or Omega at 18, then at like 21 you go to a certain doctor for tests and stuff that will classify you as a little or caregiver! Maybe I'll make a fic about it!

Warnings!: Omega!Jihoon, Beta!Seungkwan, Alpha!Soonyoung, Alpha!Wonwoo, Alpha!Mingyu, Alpha,Seungcheol, Omega!Jeonghan, Omega!Joshua

Littles: Jihoon (3-4), Seungkwan (4), Wonwoo (1), Soonyoung (4)

Caregivers: Mingyu, Joshua, Jeonghan (Eomma), Seungcheol (Appa)

Read and enjoy little stars…

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Ever since Jihoon was classified as a little when he was 20, he never slipped around his pack and never asked a caregiver to look after him when he was little. It was odd to say the least, a lot of littles craved their pack's care and attention, especially the littles in the Seventeen pack, but his mates respected it and never crossed the boundary Jihoon clearly placed from day one.

So, everytime Jihoon slipped, he slipped alone, in his room, or in the studio if he ever had the time and took care of himself. It worked perfectly fine, and he’s learnt to take care of little Jihoon quite well. The pack always made sure the Omega knew he could ask for help or for someone to watch him, but Jihoon always refused, insistent he was capable of doing it himself.

It’s been years since his classification and his pack has only seen him little once, and only for a few minutes before Jihoon ran off and hid away in his room. No one ever really understood why the little didn’t want to be looked after, they can’t wrap their heads around it. And whenever they asked Jihoon about it, he’d just shrug and change the topic.

The truth is… Jihoon’s embarrassed. He hates his regression. Well, hated, he’s grown very fond of his little space and adores giving cute notes to his little space to help the little guy take care of himself. Another truth is Jihoon’s ready to try regressing around the pack and letting them take care of little Jihoon, he just doesn’t know how to ask them. It’s been years already, what if he’s run out of time to ask?

The last few times he’s been little, it’s been non-stop tantrums and anxiety attacks. He needs someone to be there for him. Like, right now, the Omega’s sitting up in his room, silent tears dripping down his cheeks and onto his sea creature colouring book. He’s been listening to the other littles laughter as they had play time down in the living room while the caregivers played along and chimed in when necessary. Sometimes Soonyoung got a little too rough.

Jihoon really wanted to go play with the littles, show the caregivers his pink and yellow starfish, and his green shark! They were some of his best works. Little Jihoon sat alone for a while, contemplating whether he should go down and join everyone or not. Next thing he knew, he was wiping his tears away, grabbing his colouring book and crayons, and opening his bedroom door quietly. Slowly and nervously, the Omega walked down the stairs to the living room, the sounds of joy getting closer and closer.

The little walked into the beautifully chaotic room unnoticed, eyes sparkling and heart bursting as he soaked in the atmosphere. He looked over to the couch and walked over to the nearest caregiver, Mingyu, who had a little Wonwoo on his lap, and tapped his arm.

Startled, Mingyu looked up and met eyes with the blonde, “well, hello darling.” Mingyu said softly, so he didn’t scare the little one off. “What d’ya need?”

Jihoon blushed, noticing the many eyes on him, the pack looking at him with surprise. “Green shark.” He blurted out, too flustered and small to think straight right now.

Wonwoo giggled lightly, clapping his sticky hands together.

Mingyu chuckled and rubbed Wonwoo’s tummy. “What’s that, love?” He asked, giving the little a chance to rethink his words.

“Wanna colour water aminals here… please?” Jihoon asked timidly, ducking his head away from the gazes.

“Of course you can, love.” Mingyu smiled fondly.

Jihoon nodded before waddling over to where Seungkwan was colouring too.

“Hoonie!” Little Seungkwan screeched and clapped.

“Inside voice, Kwannie.” Joshua gently reminded the little from where he sat on the couch.

Seungkwan gave the caregiver a little nod before patting the space on the floor next to him. Jihoon shyly sat down and placed his stuff on the floor, his white crayon rolling across the carpet.

“So…” Seungkwan exhaled. “I has markers and crayons. And I has dis di-dino… dinosnore book. I using the pi-princess book right now. ‘S all yours too! I share.” Seungkwan explained with a bright smile, his excitement causing him to stumble over his words.

“O-okay… tank you, Ka-Kwannie.” Jihoon stuttered softly, still a little shy. “Can I jus’ use my water aminal one?” He whispered, not wanting to upset the Beta.

Seungkwan nodded, still smiling widely. “Course! Do what you want!”

Jihoon flipped to a new page in his colouring, a leaping dolphin printed on the page. He coloured quietly as Seungkwan chatted and giggled along, having a nonsense conversation with Soonyoung.

Seungcheol walked into the living room out of the kitchen, thinking he had heard the name “Hoonie” a few times. He apparently heard correctly as his eyes landed on a timid Jihoon and his heart burst, excitement and pride brightening his face. He was finally comfortable enough to join everyone! “Hey, Hoonie…” Seungcheol kneeled next to the Omega as he scribbled orange somewhat into the lines of the dolphin. “You’re just in time for a snack.” He told the little. It’s true, Seungchol was over in the kitchen getting a little snack ready for their babies.

“Wha’s the ‘nack?” Jihoon asked the eldest caregiver softly.

Oh, Seungcheol might melt. Seungcheol smiled fondly, “it’s apple slices and caramel sauce. Would you like some, Honey?”

Jihoon nodded. “Jus’ the apples pease.”

“Comin’ right up.” Seungcheol ruffled the Omega’s hair before standing up and heading back to the kitchen.

The little watched as the caregiver walked away, cheeks going pink at the immediate affection he got from him.

“Dats Appa.” Little Soonyoung said to Jihoon. The little didn’t notice Soonyoung had crawled over to him.

Jihoon tilted his head. “Appa?”

Soonyoung nodded, “Appa.”

“Huh…” Jihoon hummed softly, watching the little crawl back to Joshua and his tiger plush. The little sat quietly, taking a break from colouring for now, rocking back and forth, tapping his thumb against his bottom lip before slipping it into his mouth.

“Oh, love, no.” Jeonghan came out of nowhere, gently removing the littles thumb from his mouth. “That’s germy, we don’t do that.” He told Jihoon.

The little frowned, “Oh… sorry.”

Jeonghan smiled and shook his head, “that’s alright, love. Do you have a pacifier you can use?”

“In room.” Jihoon nodded.

“Okay, come with Eomma, we’ll go find it for ya.” Jeonghan smiled. “Can I pick you up?”

The younger Omega nodded, lifting his arms so Jeonghan could grab him. The pair went back upstairs to Jihoon’s bedroom, in search of the littles pacifier that had little stars printed across the shield. Big Jihoon had left it on the nightstand, Rinsed and ready for you♥︎ was written on a neon green sticky note under the pacifier. A small smile spread on Jeonghan's face, feeling proud and guilty at the thought of Jihoon having to take care of himself so much and doing it so well. But it was what he wanted, so the caregiver didn’t dwell on it too much. He was just happy Jihoon was finally coming out of his shell.

Once the caregiver and little went back down to the living room, the pacifier tucked comfortingly in Jihoon’s mouth, Seungcheol was sitting next to the spot Jihoon was sitting in before with a little yellow bowl of apple chunks. Jeonghan smiled at the fellow caregiver and placed Jihoon next to him before going back to sit with the caregivers on the couch.

“Hi Appa.” Jihoon whispered, crossing his legs to sit comfortably.

Seungcheol beamed, never thinking he’d hear little Jihoon call him that, “hi, sweetie. I brought you your apples.” He said, handing the Omega the bowl.

Jihoon took the bowl and shoved an apple cube in his mouth to munch on. “Uh… thank you fo’ watchin’ me. Maybe do it mo’e?”

“We’d all love to watch you again. Always.”

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A/N: Ahhhh, I hope you enjoyed it! Any reposts, hearts, comments mean the world to me! This is my favorite one I’ve written so far! If you have any ideas or requests I’d love to hear them and create them for you!

Bye for now! Mwah!

[toruro]

## recs

i'm slowly working through organizing my recs better for my own sake ... but i also hope this helps anyone just looking for a good read themselves :3

## members

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[cheolism-archive]

kiss prank reaction

summary: how he reacts to you pranking him by not wanting to kiss him/pulling away before he can kiss you

tags/warnings: fluff and romance, some light angst and insecurities. food mention.

➥ choi seungcheol 

do at your own risk!!! if you pull away from a kiss, seungcheol's mind is immediately going a thousand miles a minute. first he's wondering if something's wrong -- did he read you wrong? did you not want a kiss? but then when he catches sight of you trying not to grin, the little satisfied look in your eye, and it's game over. he's sulking as soon as he realizes what you're up to. pouty lips, big doe eyes. he's huffing and crossing his arms over his chest, turning away from you in a huff. you'll have to coo at him and call him all the sweet names, sweetie and baby and darling, pressing kisses to his cheeks. after you've done some groveling, he'll finally hum, cock his head, and relent and allow you to kiss his lips.

➥ yoon jeonghan

quite simply, you cannot fool him. jeonghan will take one look at you and know you've got some sort of plot. when you refuse his kiss, he'll shrug and go about his day. you want to go low? he'll go lower. jeonghan will go the rest of the day without kissing you; when he leaves he'll pat your head and then go on out the door, ignoring your puckered lips. at the end of the night he'll send you a cheery "good night, dove!" and then he's going to sleep. but as soon as he wakes up he's climbing on top of you, pressing his mouth to yours and mumbling about how stubborn you are, as if his own pigheadedness was your doing, despite him being the one to prolong it. better not to argue, though; just roll your eyes and kiss him back.

➥ hong jisoo

if jeonghan goes lower, joshua goes lowest. when you pull away, smirking at having pranked him, josh will immediately decide to get you back. if you pranking him by pretending to not want to kiss him was toeing the line, he was launching himself across the line via catapult. he'll do as jeonghan did, not kissing you for the rest of the day. but he'll take it even further. you need help opening a jar? he'll say you have to pay with a kiss. when you go to kiss him he'll pull away, humming and saying something about not wanting a kiss. josh will go to make dinner, saying he'll make your favorite food. but then he'll lean down and say he'll make you some only if you give him a kiss. you'll reach up to press your lips to his and he'll pull away, grinning in satisfaction. eventually, when you're pouting and whining and throwing your arms aruond his waist, begging for him to forgive you, joshua will give in. he'll laugh at how cute you are and make you admit that he got the upper hand, ducking his head to press his mouth to yours.

➥ wen junhui

he'll take your words to heart. jun is the sort of man who takes what you say at face-value. if you've never pranked him like that before, he'll assume nothing of it, that you were telling the truth. jun will look a little crestfallen, but ultimately will stand up and giving you some space. he'll apologize, feeling horrible at the idea of crossing a boundary of yours. jun will start thinking about how he can make it up to you, and you'll have to quickly make amends and reveal your prank. after that, however, if you try to do it again? he's immediately catching on. he'll giggle, and then jun will be chasing after you, hands reaching for your hips and mouth making obnoxious smacking noises.

➥ kwon soonyoung

you?? don't??? want??? KISSES?? soonyoung will lean back, frowning for half a moment. he'll look so serious about it, too. he'll keep his hands on you, because if there's one thing about soonyoung it's that he has to be touching you at all times. he'll keep his voice low, hands squeezing your hips. he'll ask if you're okay, if you feel well, genuinely concerned. you'll have to come out and tell the truth. soonyoung will be relieved nothing's the matter, but then he's set on making you pay. you don't want kisses, you say? and then soonyoung's pressing his face against yours, making loud smacking noises as he presses wet, fat kisses to your cheeks. "you don't want kisses, baby?? huh?? HUH???" you won't be able to escape, and if you do, he'll be chasing after you, still making his loud kissing noises and calling after you.

➥ jeon wonwoo

on the outside, wonwoo will play it off. your boundaries are yours, and if you don't want him to kiss you at the moment, he'll honor it. on the inside? he's panicking. he'll text his friends and members, asking if their partner has ever rejected their kisses before. someone will say something like i guess you really messed up, wonwoo, and he'll start spiraling even more. he'll replay ever interaction the two of you had had for the past six months. he'll act out your conversations from earlier in the day, trying to look at them objectively to see if he said anything offensive. when he comes up empty, however, wonwoo will just come out and ask you. he'll sit you down, hands rubbing at his thighs from nerves. when you break and say it was just a prank, that it didn't mean anything, he'll let out a large sigh of relief. then he's demanding some sort of payback for emotion damages. you'll have to cook a few meals for him, maybe make some phone calls that he absolutely didn't want to make.

➥ lee jihoon

he's immediately confronting you. jihoon didn't like to dwell on things, didn't like to let arguments linger. he'll frown at you, completely serious. then jihoon will ask if anything's wrong, if you've got anything on your mind. if you confess immediately he'll roll his eyes, reaching out and tugging you into his arms. he'll say you're childish, but in reality he's just happy that it wasn't anything significant. if you try and play it out some more, try to shrug it off as nothing, he's sighing again. jihoon will square off in front of you, crossing his arms in front of his chest. he'll say that he understands you needing to set boundaries, that you have a right to want some space, but he deserves to know why, deserves an explanation. you'll have no choice but to come forth and tell the truth, and at the end of it he'll be pressing his hands against his face, sighing at your prank and how it nearly made him panic.

➥ lee seokmin

don't even think about doing it. you pull away from seokmin's kisses, a frown on your face? he's immediately feeling guilt and shame, as if he did something wrong. seokmin's puppy eyes will come out, round and big and physically hurting you. he'll pout, hands grabbing yours and pulling them close to his heart. he'll ask if he's done anything wrong, if you need anything from him. seokmin wants to make things right, no matter what it is. seokmin is completely genuine about it, wanting nothing more than to be in good terms with you. when you confess and say it was just a prank, he's dragging you into his embrace, peppering your face with kisses, whining about how mean you are to him, about how horrible you are.

➥ kim mingyu

if you pull away from him, he's frowning and trying to assess the situation. mingyu is a people-pleaser at heart, and if you're upset with him he wants to mend it immediately. but then he'll read you, see you're just messing with him, and he'll start whining. despite his giant stature he'll start pouting, stomping around and pouting. you will have to start cozying up to him, holding onto his arm, pouting back. mingyu will turn up the dramatics as soon as you start playing along with him. he'll act as if he's going to start crying, pulling away with a high cry. he'll run across the apartment before throwing himself onto the bed, crying about how you no longer love him. you'll have to wrestle with him to make him show his face, and only after you smother him with love does he let the act fall, grinning triumphantly.

➥ xu minghao

like jihoon, minghao wants to talk about it. you don't meet his eyes, a little pout on your lips. minghao will frown, concerned. he'll grab your hands and look you in the eye, so completely earnest with his actions. he wants the best for you, wants you to be happy. if something's wrong with you and he can fix it, he'll happily do it. "there shouldn't be secrets between partners when it can be helped," he'll say, thumbs rubbing over your hands. he'll see your hesitation and misunderstand it as being hesitant to share your feelings with him. he'll be a little hurt, and it'll show. you'll have to be quick to reassure him that it was just a prank, that you were being immature. minghao's jaw will drop, and then he's scoffing. minghao will be a little sore about it for the following hours, and you'll have to cozy up to him and pepper his face and hands with kisses. he'll probably vow to get back at you sometime, gears turning in his head as to how to go about doing it.

➥ boo seungkwan

pls don't :( seungkwan quickly gets insecure about it. he'll look shocked when you refuse his kiss, when you pull away and frown, shaking your head. when you mutter about "not being in the mood," his mind will start going a hundred thousand miles a minute. seungkwan will start thinking he's done something wrong, that you're mad at him. he'll be wary of approaching you the rest of the day, biting on his lower lip, unsure of how to bridge the gap he's beginning to think exists between the two of you. seungkwan will think of every single possible outcome of him talking to you about it, worried about crossing a line. when you carry on the rest of the day a if nothing's wrong, seungkwan will be puzzled. but he'll go along with it. as long as you're not mad at him, he's okay. that night when you're getting ready for bed, seungkwan will tentatively break the subject. when you're admitting everything he'll feel relieved, his insecurities melting away; only to be replaced with extreme pettiness.

➥ chwe vernon

honestly? vernon probably won't think much of it. if you pull away, not wanting a kiss and saying you're not in the mood for it, vernon will accept it. he'll say it's okay, that you don't have to do anything you don't want to. vernon is the sort of boyfriend who will assume that if you did have any problems, that if you had anything you needed to talk to him about, you would do it; you wouldn't dwaddle or dwell on it. so he'll just accept that you didn't want a kiss, that you were drawing a boundary. when you go to kiss him later he'll accept your kiss happily. he may ask you about earlier, ask to see if you're okay, just to make sure. he wont beat around the bush about it, and he'll expect you to do the same. when you admit that it was just a prank and nothing seriously, his jaw will drop and he'll loudly exclaim, understanding and relief flooding through him.

➥ lee chan

like seungkwan, chan might get a little insecure about the situation first. you're his safe space; he's yours. the two of you tell each other everything, and while not wanting to kiss him seems like nothing on the surface, chan can't help but dwell on it and overthink. he's wondering what he did wrong, replaying the situation over and over in his mind. he believes in communicating problems, but for a while chan will just try and think of it himself, wanting to figure out where he went wrong. when you go to press a kiss to his mouth sometime later in the afternoon, chan is completely thrown off. he'll frown at you as you pull away, and immediately he's questioning you, wondering out loud what he did wrong for you to pull away. after you explain he'll feel silly for a slight moment at getting so worried about it, but then he'll quickly turn on you. "who plays such mean pranks on their boyfriend anyways?" he'll mutter, though the relief he feels at the whole situation being nothing but a prank will be obvious.

[rubyreduji]

svt as spider-men

watched spiderverse and got inspired 🤩🙏 also idc if this isn't how the spider-verse works or these spider-sonas already exist these are MY headcanons

SEUNGCHEOL spider-man

he is our classic peter parker type spiderman

doesn't have any special powers outside of the usual spider-man powers

very dependable and is a good leader to the other spider-people

JEONGHAN halo-spider

don't be fooled by the name, he's anything but an angel

his powers wouldn't be nearly as effective if not paired with his wit

is an actual menace to his villains and the police (good)

he can spit acid and is not afraid to do it

JOSHUA gentle-spider

he got his name from the sweet way he saves his city, but he just doesn't show citizens his full powers

don't get on his bad side because he won't hold back

he can use the stick of his fingers to burn his opponent's skin or even rip it off (the mark of kaine)

has sharp barbed hairs that grow out of his skin that he can release to harm others

JUNHUI moon-spider

has inpeccable night vision and just overall heightened senses

works better at night time because he becomes more powerful when the moon is out

sleeps a lot during the day due to his high activity levels at night

can send cold shocks through his opponent's body by touching them

SOONYOUNG spider-stripes

the spider that bit him wasn't just radioactive but also carrying tiger dna in it

so he's now part human, part spider, part tiger (and he loves it)

he has large sharp teeth that carry spider venom

he also has retractable claws that are a mix of tiger and spider claws

WONWOO sea-spider

has the ability to walk on water and breath underwater

you know when spider webs get all dewy? he can do that naturally and uses it to effect sun and light reflection

can't exactly control water but can manipulate it to help him out in fights

does a lot of computer and "guy in the chair" stuff

JIHOON song-spinner

(like spider-punk) he uses his guitar in battle

uses sound waves to vibrate and attack surrounding objects and opponents

well known in his city for singing while on patrol and even in battle

works on inventing and researching when not patrolling

SEOKMIN web-weaver

excels in weaving webs and web swinging

he's very skilled at trapping

he can do that thing that some spiders do where he can make a glue lasso out of his webs (look it up)

can also glide through the air that people sometimes confuse with flying

MINGYU spider-legs

he really wanted to be cool and as skilled as the others but he's just so clumsy and tends to get caught in his own web (he's working on it okay)

has the electric venom blast that miles morales does, but does not know how to use it in a contained proper way

can sprout four spindly spider legs from his body to give him eight limbs (he doesn't use this a lot bc it freaks people out)

the one thing he is really skilled at is wall climbing and being able to move/climb like a spider

MINGHAO the8 (he gets to keep his name bc how many legs do spiders have? exactly)

excels in stealth due to his camoflauge and inaudibility

he also has super flexibility and can bend his body in all different kinds of ways

so good at not leaving a trace that some people don't even believe he exists

one of the fastest and most agile spider-men there is

SEUNGKWAN spider-boo

really good at mimicing others (both in voice and appearance) and uses that to his advantage in fights

can excrete pheremones that can effect other's emotions

very knowledgable in every other spider-person and their powers

his only downside is he's very talkative and can get a bit hot headed in battle...

VERNON spider-petal

very intune with nature, specifically plants and insects

can communicate with spiders easily

really good at burrowing which doesn't sound like it would come in handy but it has in the most random situations

a really chill spider-man everyone likes him, even his villains

CHAN spider-kid

got bit at a young age and became a prodigy, now that he's older he kind of hates his name but is now branded

like cheol he only has the "normal" powers but he's still one of the best

he's so so so smart and uses his powers in ways people dont normally, he is in the front runnings for best up and coming spider-man

when the other spider-people try and pick on him for being so young he just shows them up in a web swinging contest (he can even beat seokmin)

powers i'm considering as "normal" spider powers: spidey senses, wall climbing, web shooting, renerative healing, toxin immunity, super: strength, speed, stamina, duribility, agility, reflexes, jumping, equiilibrium

[wethinkweknow-you]

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