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[a-green-onion]

Formal Sexybeing Contest Intro Post

Greetings, citizen, and welcome to the Glove Kink Cinematic Universe Sexybeing Contest, run by our Most Glorious and Immortal Emperor, @a-green-onion (you can also call me Tooth; pronouns he/him).

What is the Glove Kink Cinematic Universe? More commonly called Lesbian Space Atrocities, or "that microgenre in contemporary queer sci-fi/fantasy, yeah you know, that one", it consists of books like Ancillary Justice by Ann Leckie, Ninefox Gambit by Yoon Ha Lee, the Traitor Baru Cormorant by Seth Dickinson, or the Murderbot books by Martha Wells (and many more--these are just my favorites).

If you don't want to see this, the tag to block is #gkcu sexybeing contest. If things get too busy I'll make a separate sideblog for it.

Authors of books being discussed are welcome to participate in any way they want.

Current Status: Nomination form is open until 3/8/2023 or sometime around then-ish.

If you want to be @-mentioned when polls open, you can put your url in the nomination form or reply to this post.

Rules:

Submit characters you personally are attracted to: sexually, romantically, sensually, affectionately, aesthetically, familially, out of a sick sense of horrified fascination, etc. Anyone whose magnetic presence generates desire for you.

Submit as many characters as you like, but one character per form, please! I know we all love a well-functioning bureaucracy.

Only characters from contemporary novels in the sci-fi/fantasy/speculative fiction literary movement sometimes called Lesbian Space Atrocities/Glove Kink Cinematic Universe/etc. This literary movement is nebulously defined and I reserve my right as Emperor to be arbitrary, ridiculous, and unfair in what I include and exclude. You can find some of my personal criteria in the nomination form.

No characters from the Locked Tomb series by Tamsyn Muir. There are too many fans of that series and I want this to be a chill low-volume tournament.

Nominations close in a week or whenever I remember to close them.

I'll make brackets of some kind using the answers and then you can vote on them by Tumblr poll. Which characters do or don't make it into the contest will depend in part on how many nominations each character gets, so nominate characters even if you're confident someone else has already nominated them.

Corruption: This genre is all about the uses and abuses of power! As such, it is my duty as Emperor to abuse my limited power. If your favorite book doesn't quite meet my personal criteria for inclusion? If your favorite character got eliminated but it was really close you swear, maybe Tumblr glitched and counted it wrong? Something else you want from me? I'm morally flexible. Do not threaten or blackmail me; I'm pretty sure that's against Tumblr TOS and also it's not fun. Bribes are welcomed; do not spend real actual money to bribe me. Seduction is technically possible but I'm in a sexually and romantically monogamous relationship so you'll have to get creative.

Rules are subject to change whenever I feel like it.

Have fun!

[oneeighth]

Something something Cecil vaguely recognises Sans (due to his time spent on the hellsite): "you look familiar... were you an intern?"

[piggies-r-us]

I dream of getting you so fat that you can't bend your lard laden fingers or toes

i dream of that too honestly ahaha like how sexyb

[unknown-fish]

what is the point of life?

eab

sleeb

be sexyb

[hotinthehallowoods]

Dreamers, it's all lead up to this moment. It's time to pick the ultimate Sexybeing!

Will you choose your loyal host, one hundred eyes in the dark, guardian of all who dream, the indescribable Nikignik?

Or are you voting for the messenger, the devil in the floral suit, the lost, the lie, and the end, the statement that is Apollyon?

Vote with the fire in your hearts and the voice in your dreams, and we'll see you at the finish line!

[nikigniks-adventures]

alas, i did not win the hfth sexybeing polls ::::((((

[mgoogle65]

(Video Version) BLOOD ON THE DANCE FLOOR (SWG Remastered Extended Mix) -...

SHABAT SHALOM TO ALL OF YOU ARE WOMENS I WOULD LIKE TO MEET A WOMENIS BEATIFUL SEXYB ON WITH GOOD HEART

YOURS MICHA RAVE

[clickit18]

Affirmations to get your dream body #shorts #healthybody #hotbody #sexyb...

[a-green-onion]

LOVE seeing people tag my nomination form post "Glove Kink Cinematic Universe" like that's a real thing people say

[torontofoodphotographer]

[coffeenuts]

109/365: Unreserved by by Janine https://flic.kr/p/6gshif

[anothrbeerplz-blog]

Mmm look at that sexy lace! #toosexyforthatlace #sexybeer #beerporn #lace (at Cricket's Bar Boise)

[benjnoux]

Cover A , couverture A pour l’edition Française du Magazine de mode Américain « Harper’s Bazaar » Interview NouX! mais sur une chanson où ma compagne prête sa voix, et qu’ils ont aimé « Inside/Out » (à écouter pour l’instant, uniquement ici : https://soundcloud.com/noux-blaplace/inside-out Très #sexy #sexysexy #sexyb #indie #alternative #guitarist #guitarofinstagram #songwriter (à Paris, France) https://www.instagram.com/p/CCD1rmaAkV_/?igshid=hxnop9i7j6hx

[a-green-onion]

absolutely adore the person who nominated ART, specified that its name stood for Asshole Research Transport, and when asked why it was attractive, replied "It's big".

[beerselfie]

#Repost @lawless_craftbeer Had a blast yesterday at @willietheboatman 80% cooked Festival. Great beers, Fantastic Vibes, Amazing people, and Awesome music 🎸🎵🍻🍻 Cannot thank the guys enough for creating this event, a beer festival well needed 👍🙌 Until next time 🤙🎉🍺🍺🍺 #Craftbeer #beer #cerveza #cerveja #thebeermatesnetwork #Bīru #bloodygoodbeer #willietheboatman #80percentcooked #beerselfie #beermates #beerfestival #getonthebeers #sexybeer #beerporn #craftbeerporn #ilovecraftbeer #beerguy #beerblog #beerphoto #beerphotography #aussiebeer #aussiecraftbeer #sydney #australia #cevas #ceva #cervejariaartesanal #celebration https://www.instagram.com/p/CWi-9nZPqxp/?utm_medium=tumblr