#sexy-fail

[frodo-a-gogo]

Let us be brutally honest with ourselves and with eachother for a moment. If he weren't obese you motherfuckers would be capable of percieving evrart claires sexy sexy moral ambiguity and complex charms

[cherubytes]

i like how it's likely there's so much fanart of gabriel shirtless because his pauldrons just make no fucking sense and are a nightmare to draw

[grungefoodie]

I was sooo out of breath from trying to do simple basic exercises with my huge belly in the way! Go check out the full video here: curvage link 🐷🐷

[littlestpersimmon]

Oc doodles! Jayadewa and Satvara

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

your drawings literally makes my day !! thank you so much <3 hope you have a great summer winter spring autumn - ❣️

Getting myself ready for the best Summerwinter Springautumn!

[rustingways]

Where’s my immortal lover who can overcome my executive dysfunction by simply lifting me from my bed like a slip of paper while lovingly bathing and grooming me so that I can conserve energy in order to throw myself fully into whatever cafe or museum or sporting event or concert or ballet or film or person of interest we’ve decided to pursue for the night, while simultaneously having no need to fear anybody around me because besides being able to kill anyone who might want to bring me harm, my lover can also read minds and guide me away from dangerous people, AND I have no need to fear my body failing me miserably in the midst of an outing because my lover’s preternatural blood would hopefully be enough to keep both my chronic dizziness and chronic pain at bay. Who’s going to stay up all night attending classes and studying and succumbing to hyperfixations and making art for fun with me? When’s it my turn to be the Devil’s minion? 😩

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price and Olive Sturgis -

The Raven (1963) dir. Roger Corman

[katylovessnacks]

I meant to work out…

[yellowraincoat]

Just me, but if my dear friend —who was a little too in love with me and who committed numerous crimes on my behalf— died for me only for him to turn out not to be dead, I’d give him a big ole hug ON SIGHT!

EVEN IF HE CAME BACK WRONG 😤

[naomistares]

also! to whoever gives af about my personal life, i start uni next week, and it's been like this constant looming danger over my free time to draw, however, because i failed so many subjects last year, i had the opportunity to make my own schedule. and let's just say i am not going anywhere..... for now, the propaganda persists.

[ambeauty]

“And what if I just like completely melt… fuck up and fail?”

“I won’t let you.”

Do you know how incredibly endearing it is for Carmen to say that he won’t let Sydney fail? That he will be her strength when she feels weak?!?! That he will help carry her burdens. That he will be what she needs in order to succeed. This declaration of unwavering support is so important for Sydney who has put everything she has into The Bear.

On top of that, the way he’s looking down at her as he says “I won’t let you.” And she’s looking away from him and he’s staring at her with the most OBVIOUS look of longing I have ever seen in my life. And his face doesn’t change once she finally looks at him and he nods his head no, as a promise.

And I think this is my favorite moment from that conversation. At least as it stands today. I’m a real sap for someone taking burdens from another. In that moment, Carmy is promising to love Sydney in her love language. He’s promising to take care of her like how she takes care of others. 🥹

[cloudprincesslady]

it always makes me laugh when people are reading manga/mahnwa bitching and moaning about the male lead being a walking red flag or the main relationship being toxic and unhealthy. like. my dude. you chose to read a story with a title like "the yandere emperor is obsessed with me!" what did you EXPECT. personally if he's "fixed" or the story ends with them in a perfectly healthy relationship I'm giving it a thumbs down!

[inkykeiji]

gnawing on sunday’s wings :((( tugging on the spikes gently with your front teeth :(( making him exhale a hiss that depresses his chest, slow and steady and just barely controlled :( dragging your tongue along the edges and tracing every dip and curve until your lips reach warm flesh, pressing a saliva-slicked kiss to his skin and stamping petals of drool behind his ear :(( giggling out something wispy and bratty, cool against the wetness, sending the most delicate shiver skittering along his bones :(

[sneezarify]

someone who tries to control their sneeze by blowing their nose.

They honk and rub their irritated nose aggressively….Satisfied they chuck their tissue away, only for their face to crumple and they sneeze anyway!

[l0nesome-dreams]

He’s just a guy (attempted bad batch style 🤷🏻‍♀️✨)

[wavesoutbeingtossed]

The False God to Guilty As Sin? pipeline because what happens when sex was your default fallback method to reconnect when you weren't communicating otherwise but then you don't even have *that* anymore so you're just... frozen out completely in every sense. 😵‍💫