#sexy philosophers

[madeinheaven2008]

[camus-cat-cigarette]

Albert Camus. Broodingly adorable and by far the sexiest Absurdist. You are welcome to make as much French anarchy all over my body as you wish, so please Albert - don't be a Stranger.

°•Art - Lisa Mauro: Sexy Intellectuals

[allthedesiredusernamesaretaken]

“There must be something in books, something we can’t imagine, to make a woman stay in a burning house; there must be something there. You don’t stay for nothing.”

― Ray Bradbury

[generalgrievoussummerbod]

Woo I'm back for like a few seconds! Inktober art be upon ye (technically a bit early but I'm doing it well out of order):

23 - Rust

Moonlight reveals he has shifted in his trance, but rivulets of drying blood remain. They trail down his neck to mar the mirror sheen of his scales, as though silver could rust…

It's literally free not to make Astarion-powered bad decisions, but my sweet Tav, Lúth, persists 😌. He's brave like that 😌. Probably more Inktober pieces to come later! Just have to finish the lighting & background on a Wrath comic, will see how possessed by the art drive I remain afterwards.

[girlspecimen]

I occasionally remember the art student I saw on TikTok forever ago who said he only draws erotic self portraits for every assignment but also gets scared to share them for critique because he gets insecure. Maybe he was lying but I believed him and I couldn’t even be mad because if I had fuck off amounts of money I would do the same dumb shit

[thedreadvampy]

so me and Sam FINALLY watched the last season of Capaldi's Who

and tell me how, after literally over a decade and for perhaps the first time in his fucking career, Steven Moffat wrote a not just tolerable but really actually good two-parter and fully stuck the landing. like the editing and pacing were still a bit off but the storyline was original, fun, interesting and emotionally invested, and most importantly, rather than ending on a damp fart or the most furious autofellatio in history, the final part didn't fumble it and ended in a way that felt emotionally satisfying and like it made sense for the characters. like the last time he successfully wrapped up a multiparter in a way that didn't feel cheap and hollowly disappointing to me was literally The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances, and a) that was in 2005 and b) tbh The Doctor Dances is about a tenth as compelling and memorable as The Empty Child.

so after 12 years of either hackery or great ideas that fall apart in the second act, Steven Moffat writes what I would genuinely consider to be a memorable Good Doctor Who serial. it ends with bittersweet pathos, a solid closer for all the main characters, and sends Moffat's showrunning career out on a genuine high despite failing ratings and budget cuts (and the fact Doctor Who hasn't been consistently good since about 2009). good job Steve. with grudging respect I admit you pulled it out of the bag on this one.

wait what's this there's one more episode left? and it stars Mark Gatiss? and you literally spend the whole episode inexplicably just shitting all over the legacy of Doctor Who by inventing a version of the First Doctor that bears literally no resemblance to the character that William Hartnell actually played, just so you can spend the whole episode saying misogynistic things to run yourself off to how much more Totally Feminist your version was than the version you made up in your head of what Doctor Who was like in the 60s? and it added literally nothing to the season except to take all the wind out of the sails of the actually good finale you already wrote?

even when he writes a good episode this fucker still finds ways to disappoint me.

[cherruub]

im a bad btch but im also a philosopher so expect me to be sexy and full of thought at all times

[canisvesperus]

Why are mathematicians so sexy

[madeinheaven2008]

[mainfaggot]

got snowed on and got slushed on but im still standing

[chicago-geniza]

Can't stop thinking about "I was a pyromaniac but I controlled the fires. I intimidated boys. I went to prom alone and acquired a friend's date by the end of the night. I had sex in the Reg as an undergrad"...unfortunately as you probably already know, nobody is doing it like Agnes

[gemkun]

🖤 @ dazai!!

send 🖤 and my character will answer about yours.

attractiveness:

repulsive / hideous / ugly / not attractive / unappealing / not unattractive / meh / no preference / ok / mildly attractive / nice looking / cute / adorable / attractive / pleasant on the eyes / good looking / hot / sexy / beautiful / gorgeous / hot damn / would tap that / perfect / godlike / holy fuck there are no words.

personality:

grating / irritating / frustrating / boring / confusing at best / awkward / unreasonable / psychotic / disturbing / interesting / engaging / affectionate / aggressive / ambitious / anxious / artistic / bad tempered / bossy / charismatic / appealing / unappealing / creative / courageous / dependable / unreliable / unpredictable / predictable / devious / dim / extroverted / introverted / egotistical / gregarious / fabulous / impulsive / intelligent / sympathetic / talkative / up beat / peaceful / calming / badass / flexible.

note: did you see sniper poe ? whew

how likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending / fuck no! / never / no way / not likely / not sure / indifferent / I’m asexual / maybe / probably / it depends / fairly likely / likely / yeah sure / yes / would tap that / hell yes / fuck yes! / wishing that could happen right now / as many times as possible / we are already having sex.

note: ranpo might kill him though

level of friendship:

never in a million years / worst of enemies / enemies / rivals / indifferent / neutral / acquaintance / friendly toward each other / casual friends / friends / good friends / best friends / fuck buddies / bosom buddies / practically the same person / would die for them / true friends / my only friend.

first impression of them:

i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.

current impression of them:

i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.

[andromeda3116]

torn between a "next fun fma poll should be "sexiest moment"" and "too much overlap with "badass moment" tbh"

[drdamiang]

LIONHEART

LIONHEART

Oh Mars

Oh Venus

saw Richard F

surfing bonkers bongo

through the

quantum foam

at CALTECH there is

a box inside

which is a box

containing a cat

being

thought

experimented

by Erwin Schrodinger

but Niels Bohr proclaims

the only

language of the atom

to be

poetry

whilst which Richard handles

every marauding

Pacific great white

with aplomb

conjuring up

the body of Aphrodite

as

subatomic delight

(being

born under Taurus,

her love sign)

and this

this mess my pen

itself

insists I write

down to every

point

of gravity

every unique quark

[ujunxverse]

my hot girl era is employment

[cosmicpuzzle]

Venus ♀ in Signs

Venus in Aries : Rash,impulsive in love, passionate, energetic, immature, direct, frank, adventurous

Venus in Taurus : Stable, loyal, devoted,food loving, comfort in love, possessive, taste in music, good voice, physical, sensuous,simple needs.

Venus in Gemini: Talkative, sweet tongued, varied interests, simultaneous love, exciting and changing, need variety, superficial, conversing in sexy.

Venus in Cancer: Caring, emotional, strong feelings, moody, easily offended, snuggles and cuddles, family and home loving, dependable, comfort and security oriented.

Venus in Leo: Royal, majestic, proud,warm, generous, dramatic, loyal,needs appreciation and praise, respect, high standards in love, political partners.

Venus in Virgo: Dedicated, service is love, loner, insecure, nagging, critical, shy, argumentative.

Venus in Libra : Refined, charming, fair and balanced, adjusting, in love with love, taken advantage of, romantic, sensual,justice seeking, indecisive, gentle and kind.

Venus in Scorpio: deep bond, sexual, appealing, quick to get intimate, jealous, possessive, controlling ,intense emotions, needs commitment, secretive.

Venus in Sagittarius: Idealistic,adventurous,relationships give hope, philosophical, dreamy, open minded, judgemental, less emotional, likes travel, roaming and wandering, attracted to professors.

Venus in Capricorn: loves career, marries job, loves finances, responsible, doesn't express, image conscious, conservative and practical.

Venus in Aquarius: Friendly, detached, humanitarian, progressive, unconventional, networker.

Venus in Pisces: Sentimental, caring, affectionate, sacrificing, addicted,compassionate, devotional.

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