#sexy philosophers

[madeinheaven2008]

[camus-cat-cigarette]

Albert Camus. Broodingly adorable and by far the sexiest Absurdist. You are welcome to make as much French anarchy all over my body as you wish, so please Albert - don't be a Stranger.

°•Art - Lisa Mauro: Sexy Intellectuals

[chicago-geniza]

Back on my "Everyone is wrong about Agnes Callard except me, the guy who hasn't read very much philosophy and doesn't understand conceptual reasoning without concrete examples" bullshit

[allthedesiredusernamesaretaken]

“There must be something in books, something we can’t imagine, to make a woman stay in a burning house; there must be something there. You don’t stay for nothing.”

― Ray Bradbury

[generalgrievoussummerbod]

Woo I'm back for like a few seconds! Inktober art be upon ye (technically a bit early but I'm doing it well out of order):

23 - Rust

Moonlight reveals he has shifted in his trance, but rivulets of drying blood remain. They trail down his neck to mar the mirror sheen of his scales, as though silver could rust…

It's literally free not to make Astarion-powered bad decisions, but my sweet Tav, Lúth, persists 😌. He's brave like that 😌. Probably more Inktober pieces to come later! Just have to finish the lighting & background on a Wrath comic, will see how possessed by the art drive I remain afterwards.

[girlspecimen]

I occasionally remember the art student I saw on TikTok forever ago who said he only draws erotic self portraits for every assignment but also gets scared to share them for critique because he gets insecure. Maybe he was lying but I believed him and I couldn’t even be mad because if I had fuck off amounts of money I would do the same dumb shit

[cherruub]

im a bad btch but im also a philosopher so expect me to be sexy and full of thought at all times

[canisvesperus]

Why are mathematicians so sexy

[madeinheaven2008]

[chicago-geniza]

Can't stop thinking about "I was a pyromaniac but I controlled the fires. I intimidated boys. I went to prom alone and acquired a friend's date by the end of the night. I had sex in the Reg as an undergrad"...unfortunately as you probably already know, nobody is doing it like Agnes

[gemkun]

🖤 @ dazai!!

send 🖤 and my character will answer about yours.

attractiveness:

repulsive / hideous / ugly / not attractive / unappealing / not unattractive / meh / no preference / ok / mildly attractive / nice looking / cute / adorable / attractive / pleasant on the eyes / good looking / hot / sexy / beautiful / gorgeous / hot damn / would tap that / perfect / godlike / holy fuck there are no words.

personality:

grating / irritating / frustrating / boring / confusing at best / awkward / unreasonable / psychotic / disturbing / interesting / engaging / affectionate / aggressive / ambitious / anxious / artistic / bad tempered / bossy / charismatic / appealing / unappealing / creative / courageous / dependable / unreliable / unpredictable / predictable / devious / dim / extroverted / introverted / egotistical / gregarious / fabulous / impulsive / intelligent / sympathetic / talkative / up beat / peaceful / calming / badass / flexible.

note: did you see sniper poe ? whew

how likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending / fuck no! / never / no way / not likely / not sure / indifferent / I’m asexual / maybe / probably / it depends / fairly likely / likely / yeah sure / yes / would tap that / hell yes / fuck yes! / wishing that could happen right now / as many times as possible / we are already having sex.

note: ranpo might kill him though

level of friendship:

never in a million years / worst of enemies / enemies / rivals / indifferent / neutral / acquaintance / friendly toward each other / casual friends / friends / good friends / best friends / fuck buddies / bosom buddies / practically the same person / would die for them / true friends / my only friend.

first impression of them:

i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.

current impression of them:

i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.

[andromeda3116]

torn between a "next fun fma poll should be "sexiest moment"" and "too much overlap with "badass moment" tbh"

[poetpunk]

I'm eternally grateful that no one introduced me to De Sade as an edgelord 12 year old who doodled Machiavelli quotes on my notebooks with hearts because I would have read, "absurd then to maintain that cruelty is a consequence of depravity. Cruelty is natural," and started giggling and kicking my feet and twirling my hair

[drdamiang]

LIONHEART

LIONHEART

Oh Mars

Oh Venus

saw Richard F

surfing bonkers bongo

through the

quantum foam

at CALTECH there is

a box inside

which is a box

containing a cat

being

thought

experimented

by Erwin Schrodinger

but Niels Bohr proclaims

the only

language of the atom

to be

poetry

whilst which Richard handles

every marauding

Pacific great white

with aplomb

conjuring up

the body of Aphrodite

as

subatomic delight

(being

born under Taurus,

her love sign)

and this

this mess my pen

itself

insists I write

down to every

point

of gravity

every unique quark

[ujunxverse]

my hot girl era is employment

[what-even-is-thiss]

People are posing all of these philosophical questions about vampires like what it means to be harmful, what is a monster, is it sexy, etc. but none of that is the point with vampires. The point of vampires is the same point as so many other mythological creatures.

What if the dead didn’t stay dead and they wanted to get you would that be fucked up or what

Also probably don’t dig up dead bodies.