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Albert Camus. Broodingly adorable and by far the sexiest Absurdist. You are welcome to make as much French anarchy all over my body as you wish, so please Albert - don't be a Stranger.
°•Art - Lisa Mauro: Sexy Intellectuals
°•Video: ☆☆☆☆☆
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do you guys wanna know how i ended up here. it was in current worlds finest run when bruce was casually like "that's a shang dynasty bronze sword" in a dick measuring contest with that other guy so that he can look cool in front of clark and i was like. did he just casually date an early china bronze object and then i had no choice but to unzip my pants
#emotionally#i dont actually want to fuck him#hes like#just so sad#like hes like if a french philosopher were sexy kind of sad you know#yeah did pontificating about phenomenology in german cure your depression?#i didnt think so#sorry its finals week and im going insane
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man. the scene where bud cubby breaks the bad kids outta jail is genuinely better than porn. to me.
#dimension 20#fantasy high#brennan lee mulligan#he's sooooooooooooo sexy when he's spitting facts in a philosophical manner
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“There must be something in books, something we can’t imagine, to make a woman stay in a burning house; there must be something there. You don’t stay for nothing.”
― Ray Bradbury
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I occasionally remember the art student I saw on TikTok forever ago who said he only draws erotic self portraits for every assignment but also gets scared to share them for critique because he gets insecure. Maybe he was lying but I believed him and I couldn’t even be mad because if I had fuck off amounts of money I would do the same dumb shit
#thoughts#if I had a trust fund I would rebrand as a philosopher and spend exorbitant amounts#on commissioned art of me as a sexy octopus hybrid of some other dumb shit#for I wish I was rich so I could do dumb shit all day
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so me and Sam FINALLY watched the last season of Capaldi's Who
and tell me how, after literally over a decade and for perhaps the first time in his fucking career, Steven Moffat wrote a not just tolerable but really actually good two-parter and fully stuck the landing. like the editing and pacing were still a bit off but the storyline was original, fun, interesting and emotionally invested, and most importantly, rather than ending on a damp fart or the most furious autofellatio in history, the final part didn't fumble it and ended in a way that felt emotionally satisfying and like it made sense for the characters. like the last time he successfully wrapped up a multiparter in a way that didn't feel cheap and hollowly disappointing to me was literally The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances, and a) that was in 2005 and b) tbh The Doctor Dances is about a tenth as compelling and memorable as The Empty Child.
so after 12 years of either hackery or great ideas that fall apart in the second act, Steven Moffat writes what I would genuinely consider to be a memorable Good Doctor Who serial. it ends with bittersweet pathos, a solid closer for all the main characters, and sends Moffat's showrunning career out on a genuine high despite failing ratings and budget cuts (and the fact Doctor Who hasn't been consistently good since about 2009). good job Steve. with grudging respect I admit you pulled it out of the bag on this one.
wait what's this there's one more episode left? and it stars Mark Gatiss? and you literally spend the whole episode inexplicably just shitting all over the legacy of Doctor Who by inventing a version of the First Doctor that bears literally no resemblance to the character that William Hartnell actually played, just so you can spend the whole episode saying misogynistic things to run yourself off to how much more Totally Feminist your version was than the version you made up in your head of what Doctor Who was like in the 60s? and it added literally nothing to the season except to take all the wind out of the sails of the actually good finale you already wrote?
even when he writes a good episode this fucker still finds ways to disappoint me.
#red said#as I remembered it is by a LONG shot the best that Doctor Who has been under Moffat and I do think giving Capaldi more creative control#helped a lot. cause he's a massive nerd and also he approximately knows how to construct a story.#bill is the first female companion Moffat has ever written with an actual fucking personality#(even if being mean that personality is maybe kind of just what you'd get if you put rose Martha and Donna in a blender)#(at least she's not a blank slate with the words SASSY. SEXY. written on it)#matt Lucas is genuinely surprising bc despite hating the man it's kind of impossible to not like Nardole by the end??#michelle gomez finally gets some room to get her Anthony Ainley on and be the Master PROPERLY#i was hooting and clapping my hands at the John Sim Master's dumb disguise#like the cast is GREAT#(and while he still can't shut the fuck up about her at least Moffat isn't shoving River fucking Song down my throat 24/7)#buuuuuuuut uhhhh the politics are. incoherent and the vibes are rancid in a lot of the episode plots.#they clearly WANT to do Social Commentary but weirdly keep bringing up colonialism and capitalism and then taking the side of the baddies?#how are you doing to do a piece about the British Empire colonising Mars with a posh villain and a whole comparison to the British Raj#then come down on the side of the British state? same with the ninth legion piece? and the zombie spacesuit one is fun#but it wraps up with 'and then they complained to upper management and capitalism ended forever the end'#uhhhhh in the one with the microbot colony again we conclude the Morally Correct Answer is colonialism#don't get me started on the monks plot which is a) literally just ripping off the Year That Never Was but without the emotional impact#but also b) has some really weird and genuinely fucked up ideas about both geopolitics and uhhhh consent????#so yeah the philosophical core is either incoherent or Fucking Horrendous in almost every episode#it's frequently derivative but tbh that's often to its benefit bc it vibes like trying to figure out what actually makes episodes memorable#and the budget is clearly cut to the bone bc the visual effects look worse than 2005 and the post edits are really weird and janky#like the pacing and ordering is weirdly off and a lot of the shot to shot transitions are awkward or confusing.#plus the sound design in the first few eps is. unhinged. it sounds like offbrand versions of standard stings it's all just Slightly Wrong#but for real i liked it more than I've liked any other season of Moffat Who. it's messy incoherent and often politically INFURIATING#but it has some actual heart and energy. and it feels like doctor who. and i would say moffat is spending like 10% as much time#wanking over his own past triumphs (and Alex Kingston)#and a lot more time like. trying to write something which works. he's not like successful 100% of the time. or even 50%.#but there's a lot more warmth and creativity. mackie capaldi and lucas have actual chemistry as a core cast#and i think it helps that everyone in the core cast is SO PSYCHED TO BE THERE. like it just wasn't a slog like all Moffat's other seasons.
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Woo I'm back for like a few seconds! Inktober art be upon ye (technically a bit early but I'm doing it well out of order):
23 - Rust
Moonlight reveals he has shifted in his trance, but rivulets of drying blood remain. They trail down his neck to mar the mirror sheen of his scales, as though silver could rust…
It's literally free not to make Astarion-powered bad decisions, but my sweet Tav, Lúth, persists 😌. He's brave like that 😌. Probably more Inktober pieces to come later! Just have to finish the lighting & background on a Wrath comic, will see how possessed by the art drive I remain afterwards.
#if bad choices why vampire sexy#truly a question for the ages#and lúth is no philosopher 😮#bg3#tav#astarion#(technically i mean he's barely in frame but he's very Present)#savilúthin#lúth#az art#az ocs#cw: blood#cw: injury
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im a bad btch but im also a philosopher so expect me to be sexy and full of thought at all times
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Why are mathematicians so sexy
#ven talks#maybe I’m not immune to methodological reductionism#except math does reduce to applied logic and well. careful not to imply philosophers are doing more basal study it can ruffle feathers#oh well they’re sexy idc#Ian Malcom in Jurassic park kind of started it for me
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#if u recognize the owner of this picture pls comment so i can credit them#girlblogging#girlblogger#girl interrupted syndrome#girlboss#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#lana del rey#female manipulator#girl interrupted#alana champion#lily rose depp#sexy philosophers#dasha nekrasova#blue banisters#ballet core#ballerina#bambi#twin peaks#lover#philosophy#sylvia plath#chemtrails over the country club#my year of rest and relaxation#ottessa moshfegh#model off duty#valley of the dolls#paradise#did you know that there’s a tunnel under ocean blvd#anna khachiyan#kafkaesque
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Something I find fascinating about Melkor's character as a villain and how he fits as the satan-figure of the Tolkienverse is that he's ridiculously powerful and strong, he's brought kingdoms to their knees and marred the earth and yet...he's totally pathetic.
This guy is second in power only to God Himself and yet he's a complete coward and a loser. It's almost laughable, the sheer levels of pure lameness Melkor is able to reach. This is the dude who once went to the ocean just to scream curses at it in one draft; who was practically peeing his pants at the thought of having to fight Fingolfin; who put the largest bounties on the heads of thieves despite Melkor being a thief himself, with the evidence of it burned into his very flesh. He wanted to rule the world but then the moment he realized it could never be his and only his in its entirety, instead of admitting defeat he decided that throwing an eternally long temper tantrum about it all the while destroying everything and everyone around him was a much better idea.
And its so, so different compared to other fictional depictions of demonic/satan-esque characters I often see in the media, where they make him into this cool, attractive noble suave guy. It's honestly kind of refreshing, finding a fictional depiction of a Satanic figure who is none of those things whatsoever.
Can I see Melkor as an attractive, charming guy at the beginning? Sure. But at the end of the war of wrath, when he has wasted so much of his power and fallen so incredibly low? When he's in constant pain all the time? When he's just so incredibly awful that even his most devoted servant comes to hate his guts? No way.
Especially when Evil in the Tolkienverse is often associated with physical and mental deterioration(think Gollum), Melkor was bound to be a complete and utter wreck, a sad pitiful shell of the once great ainu he used to be, by the end of it all. Because that's what evil does to a person. It destroys them from the inside out until there's practically nothing left.
#Melkor#Morgoth#He's even more hilariously pathetic in the Book of Lost Tales#I recommend reading the Chaining of Melko from part 1#I've never cared much for the fanon's interpretation of Melkor#Where they make him into this sexy guy#I want to see more artistic interpretations of Melkor where he's just...a total disaster#Like when the ainur burst into Angband at the end of the war of wrath they expect to find this huge terrifying muscular guy#But instead they find this shrunken pitiful creature cowering in a corner#His skin is a sickly pale color he's as skinny as a bone#His eyes are bulging out of his head like Gollum's#He overall looks completely and utterly miserable#The ainur can barely recognize him#Even Manwe doesn't recognize him at first#It's just...the philosophical implications you know?#Like this is what evil and nihilism does to a person#It turns them into a miserable broken mess of a being#Instills this ferocious desire to hurt other people in them and just totally destroys them from the inside out#silmarillion#tolkien
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I'm a survivor of 2012 tumblr, I fought and defended Amy Pond, Clara Oswald, and River Song from tiresome accusations of being the exact same character, I've argue endlessly about how they have very different backgrounds, personality traits, flaws, character arcs, and goals in life, how they are not defined by their relationship with the Doctor nor the people they are related to, while also acknowledging that there are some valid criticism of how they were written, which is true pretty much every companion, I'm now at the stage where I really just need to bite my tongue when I see this lazy old arguments rise from the grave like the decrepit zombies they are.
#doctor who#dw#clara oswald#amy pond#river song#so tired of seeing these three reduced to words like sassy or sexy#and having huge chucks of who they are ignored#and then claimed we learn nothing about them#fuck off#that is just wrong#I could talk endlessly about what we know about clara#how she is vain and something of a know it all teacher's pet#she craves approval#but is also brave#compassionate#caring#in her first off world trip she sees a little girl in need and instantly goes to help her#she puts her own life on hold to stay and care for two young children who lost their mother#she's a bookworm with a thing for philosophical roman emperors#now compare that with amy#who saw a child crying and thought so what#because sad childhood was the norm for her#she drifts from job to job#unsure where she wants to go with her life#she is insecure and pushes away the people she cares about because she fears and expects to be abandoned#she can be quick to anger and is always ready to throw down#there really is so much to these characters#you honestly have to be wilfully ignorant not to see any of it
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got snowed on and got slushed on but im still standing
#todays outfit is just faggoty realness ill post pics later maybe. think sleek sexy and understated#yesterday i was having a hard time focusing bc in the back of my mind i was agonizing about the logistics of existence and suicide#really not that poetic just like. philosophical and upsettingly so#but i think i can set some goals for myself and maybe . i can slowly comvince myself theyre not pointless to have#ill talk to my therapist about it later this week. and tomorrow im hanging out with my crush!!#i feel really insane but im compartimenalizing pretty well because i had a decently productive last 2 days despite everything#going on in my mind at the same time#im really fucking tired lol#z.post#*COMPARTIMENTALIZING
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okay time for my daily "i stand with john gaius" post but tamsyn muir did not write a bisexual maori man who was a renowned scientist who had dedicated his life to saving the earth and exposing the schemes of the ultra-rich who was then made out to be a terrorist and global threat when his only goal was to help and who ultimately was brought down by his own character flaws and shortcomings while under immense pressure in a situation where everyone he ever loved was being executed in front of him and seconds before death did something he - to our knowledge - could barely control, just for the entire fanbase to go 'yeah he's like a cartoon villain. he's an irredeemably shitty person and everything he does is inherently evil and manipulative'
#myposts#tlt#im not saying he doesn't have bad character traits#like his clear problem to be seen in a bad light by anyone and the lengths he goes so people cannot judge and blame him#and his frankly a bit creepy tendency to rename people#but can i be so real? i think both of these are PERFECTLY explained by his backstory#i think he genuinely has a tendency to shift the blame away from him himself and thats tbh just how some people are#but. he also was made out to be like... the antichrist by people so i GET how that can increase your desire to be seen in a good light#and i think. of course its weird that he renames people but. he explains his philosophy behind it pretty well with titania and ulysses#like. you dont have to agree w him but if youd resurrect someone and they are very much not the same person they were when they died#would you really be comfortable calling them the same name?#i mean its a pretty philosophical question but i dont think theres a morally wrong answer to it#the fact that he had to rename his friends in the first place bc he altered their personalities so they think they aren't from earth?#now that is pretty fucked up#but first of all its also a bit sexy and second of all like. what do you say to your friends when you make them remember earth like....?#'im soooo sooorry guys i blew up palmet earth and almost all people on it? like#what would you do if this legitimately would have happened to you#also ill be real. the scene where hes like 'pyrrha was saying i was lying and that guys as careful as me don't have accidents like that'#about how he killed those cops#and then at the end of the chapter alecto is like 'did you ever find out what happened with your accident'#and hes like 'come on love. guys as careful as me dont have accidents'#like. when he breaks the entire facade of this super helpless guy whom everything bad ever just happens to on accident#i found that a bit hot. ok. that was very very very fucking sexy of him#the only thing i really cant defend abt him is the imperialism but to me this choice has something from the ending of hunger games you know#oh god i will make a separate post on that i didnt know there is a tag limit VHHDVDHDJDJJ
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Can't stop thinking about "I was a pyromaniac but I controlled the fires. I intimidated boys. I went to prom alone and acquired a friend's date by the end of the night. I had sex in the Reg as an undergrad"...unfortunately as you probably already know, nobody is doing it like Agnes
#philosopher polycule tag#She's so nonchalant. Total confidence#She's like unbearably sexy to me I'm having a crisis
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