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They were on round four of their game.

It had all been Ed’s idea. He’d explained to Stede what he wanted the other night, the two of them sitting side by side in bed, and watched with no small amount of delight as Stede’s eyes grew larger and larger with each word that came out of Ed’s mouth.

He’d felt smug about it, at the time—surprising Stede like that. Introducing him to something new, something his own (frankly kinda depraved) imagination hadn’t thought of.

Ed should’ve known better, really. As if he was going to beat Stede Bonnet in some kind of “total fucking lunatic” competition.

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Ed and Stede make a little game out of delayed gratification. As usual, Ed has perhaps bitten off more than he can chew

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night three!

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Honk Sameach

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on the tumblr straight up loving them. and by "them" I mean. my mutuals

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hi guys merry scent kink. im gonna go take a nap now. https://archiveofourown.org/works/61715827

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"when i was your age, netflix came to our house in the mail" never gets old. they don't believe you, because they can't, because they cannot conceive the apparatus by which this would be true. but it is true. they mailed me season 1 of the sopranos with stamps. with fucking stamps man

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anyway. Fang giving Ed a big healing hug because I think that should happen at some point. big fan of Ed letting himself be friends with Fang because I think that friendship would be so vital and healing for Ed to build now that he’s not Fang’s boss anymore. and because Fang is a sweetie who should have one million friends to love and be loved by

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animal crossing looking ass

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My collages so far :)

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whatever our souls are made of, you and me are going to end up stuck in the same ice hole

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i cannot stand the “let men be friends” thing anymore. no it’s gay now. really gay. Sorry

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Alternate version of S1 Episode 10 where everything is exactly the same except when Izzy is like "His name is Blackbeard >:(" Ed says "Actually my pronouns are she/her :)" and Izzy just like. disentegrates.

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dyke the halls with balls of yuri

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Raising Arizona but with eraserhead baby